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Ah, the '90s
The decade of the TV spin-off.
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"Hercules" gave us "Xena."
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"Buffy" gave us "Angel."
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And "The Golden Girls" gave us...
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the exact same show without Bea Arthur.
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The '80s were my decade,
my story, my glory days.
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But that wasn't the case
for Lainey Lewis.
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Back then, my romance with
Barry Goldberg was legendary,
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but in the end, it wasn't meant to be.
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Yep, my story was just beginning.
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I was driven to leave our small town,
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destined to become the biggest
rock star in the world.
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Hello, Austin!
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...Fletcher's eighth birthday party.
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You're a big boy now, Austin.
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Like most music careers,
mine started at the bottom.
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But I did have
some brushes with greatness.
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- ♪ I want my baby back ♪
- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪
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♪ Barbecue sauce ♪
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Now, uh, let's hear it
with just the guys.
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♪ I want my baby back... ♪
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But years of coming up short
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couldn't satisfy
my rock 'n' roll dreams.
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Or my mounting debt and anxious dad.
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I had to face reality and find a real job.
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You need to face reality
and find a real job!
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Yes, Daddy. I'm well aware.
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And then, with the help
of '90s Internet technology,
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the perfect fallback job,
the answer to all my problems
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appeared before my eyes.
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Every fiber of my being
pointed to "Yes."
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No.
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But I'd be a great choral teacher.
I love music.
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I work well with children probably.
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The only drawback is that
you have no experience
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or knowledge or references.
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Actually, I do have one reference.
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That's not nearly enough.
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Hello, Jonathan.
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Oh, [bleep] me!
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This girl is an angel from Heaven,
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and if you don't hire her right now,
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I'm just gonna have to show up
here every day until you do.
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- Welcome aboard.
- Oh!
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I made you a shrimp Parm.
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Yep, I was back in my old school,
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but as a teacher...
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a teacher who overslept
on her first day.
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Exactly like I did
every day I went there.
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Oh, son of a...
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't Lainey Lewis.
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Hey, Coach.
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You're looking...
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weirdly, exactly the same.
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You're late, smartmouth.
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Throw on some gym clothes
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and get into right field with Sanjeev.
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Yeah, I was a student here years ago.
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I'm the new music teacher.
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You? But you're a troublemaker
and a slacker.
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A lot has changed,
and I am an adult now.
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You're wearing two different shoes.
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Shut up, nerd!
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No, not nerd. Uh, valued student.
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Way to cover.
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Welcome back, Lainey Lewis.
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here ♪
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♪ Live your life and finally be free ♪
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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It was January 9th, 1990-something,
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and even though I was off
to a rough start,
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I was ready to prove
I was an adult, a real teacher.
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Oh! No students in the teachers lounge.
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This is where we talk and show emotions.
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Again, not a student.
We just went over this outside.
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Ah. Muscle memory.
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You know, every time I see you,
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my first instinct
is to give you detention.
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Well, can you stop?
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Oh, like all my muscles,
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my memory's jacked,
but I will do my best.
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Hey, gang, just wanted everyone
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to give our new music teacher,
Lainey Lewis,
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a big teachers lounge welcome.
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All right! All right, all right!
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So, I bet it's pretty exciting
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getting a glimpse
behind the curtain, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Getting to see
your old gym teacher
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slurp down that thick drink.
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S-So magical.
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Chicken and beets. Still warm.
You want a pull?
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I'm good. Thanks, Coach Mellor.
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Coach Mellor? Come on,
you're one of us now.
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From here on out, it's first names only.
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You got it.
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I wanna say Stanley?
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No. It's John.
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Wow.
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Anyways, uh, any questions?
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Yeah. When do the paychecks start?
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As if we're here for the money, right?
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Wait, no, you're not actually
here for the money, are you?
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Of course not.
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But is it possible
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to get the whole year's salary
in one lump sum?
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Because I have a bit of
a credit-card disagreement.
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Okay, I know that being
a teacher wasn't your dream,
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but it is my dream as the new principal
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not to look like an idiot.
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So try.
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Look, why don't you grab your syllabus,
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and let's get to making a
difference in those kids' lives.
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Syllabus.
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That's a bonsai tree.
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Syllabus.
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While I was struggling
with the basics of teaching,
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Coach Mellor was about to get a lesson
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on the changing style of basketball.
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For years, Coach prided himself
on teaching teamwork,
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but he was finding that kids in the '90s
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had different ideas.
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Whoa! What the hell was that?
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I think it was a pump fake
followed by a monster jam.
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Okay. If you want to make my team,
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you always pass three times
before you shoot.
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You think Michael Jordan
passes three times?
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Big man wants to be like Mike, huh?
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All right! Scrimmage time!
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Two teams!
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Over here... Matty!
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Over there...
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everyone else.
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Wait, what?
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Well, let's see what happens
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when Señor Showboat thinks
he can win on his own.
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Ball in!
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Yep, Coach was gonna teach his kids
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to believe the team was bigger
than any one player.
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Let's just say... it didn't go well.
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Good work, boys!
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Lulling him into
a false sense of security!
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Looks like they're
toying with you, Matty!
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Did any of you eat breakfast?
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As Coach lost his way
with his star player,
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I was finding my way in my new job.
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"Lewis."
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Yeah.
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And welcome.
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Um, let's see what
our first assignment is.
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"Fall doo-wop concert"? Seriously?
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Okay. Let's start with "Yakety Yak."
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Hey, you.
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Lose the Discman.
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Sorry, I don't sing.
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Well, you signed up for the class,
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and now you're gonna do doowop.
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Actually, I need to go
to the nurse's office.
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- Um, no.
- What?
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Here's the thing.
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The "I need to go to the nurse's office
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because I want to get out
of a boring class" move's
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not gonna work with me, because...
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I'm the one who invented it.
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But my stomach hurts. I have...
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Cramps. Way ahead of ya.
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- But this is A...
- America, and you have rights,
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and I can't stop you?
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- I wasn't...
- Gonna say that?
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No.
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I was gonna say
that I don't have to listen
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to some loser who failed
at life, so she has to teach.
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- Get out.
- Gotcha.
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- Forever.
- What?
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You're out of my class... forever.
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- You can't do that.
- Oh, I can, and I will.
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In fact, no more school at all.
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You can't kick me out of school!
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Oh, I most certainly can, I think!
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In fact, I'll kick you
out of all schools.
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Your mom can teach you in your kitchen.
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You can't do that, I think!
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Oh, yes, I can, I think!
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Because I'm a teacher!
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Fine!
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Coach, I need to ask you
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a very, very important question
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- about the dos and don'ts of educating.
- Shoot.
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Can I ban a student from
all schools for all of her life?
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You can't. Education is
a fundamental right.
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That is unfortunate.
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While I have you here,
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what's with the kids of your generation?
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It's all about "me, me, me."
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And basketball is a team sport.
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You know who this guy is?
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Michael Jordan, the most famous
person in the world?
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Yeah, well, he's a pain in the glutes.
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He's so dominant, he's literally
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changing the game of basketball.
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Not to mention these.
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Now every kid wants to wear
these shrunken clown pants,
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and short shorts are no longer cool.
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Hey, styles change.
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Everyone's got to move on
and evolve at some point.
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The problem with Matty isn't
about being afraid to change.
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It's about teaching him
the values of teamwork,
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and until I can figure out
a way to get through to him,
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I'm sticking to my guns.
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Well, so am I.
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That girl Felicia's
out on her ass for good!
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Besides, I'm a teacher now.
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It's not like I can get into trouble.
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Yeah, you're in trouble.
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It's not my fault!
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You made me teach doo-wop
on my first day.
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Hey, the fall doo-wop concert
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is a toe-tapping school tradition
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that dates back
all the way to the first...
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fall doo-wop concert.
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The problem is that girl Felicia.
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She's an angry rage monster.
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- She's my niece.
- So you get it.
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I actually think
that you could help Felicia.
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She's just like you were
in high school, except worse.
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She's nothing like me.
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She's rude, disrespectful...
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that does sound like me.
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But she doesn't sing,
and I would always sing.
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Actually, Felicia's
the best singer in the school.
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She just completely shut down
since her parents split up.
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- That's awesome.
- What? Why?
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That's what happened to me
in high school!
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Maybe I can connect with her
over it and stuff.
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Now you're thinking like a teacher.
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This gives me hope.
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Actual hope, not the lying kind.
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Thanks, Mr. Glascott. I needed this.
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First names only.
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I wanna say Alvin?
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Alvin? Seriously?
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So, I went to connect with Felicia,
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and as a former crappy kid,
I knew just where to find her.
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♪ And put you in your place ♪
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♪ But mostly punch your face ♪
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Aww. You wrote a song about me.
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She knows it's about her.
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Run!
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Your uncle's right. You do sing.
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I got to say, I'm impressed.
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Impressed?
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Hey, I wrote tons of songs
about people who piss me off.
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The truth is, I'm not the enemy.
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How's that, exactly?
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I get what you're going through.
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My parents got divorced
when I was in high school, too.
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00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:55,431
So that's why you're still a mess.
258
00:08:55,466 --> 00:08:57,533
Are you seriously being
a smartass about this?
259
00:08:57,569 --> 00:09:00,403
I thought we were gonna connect!
Vibe about divorce!
260
00:09:00,438 --> 00:09:03,372
Who wants to vibe about divorce?
261
00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:06,042
Dear God, you suck at this.
262
00:09:06,077 --> 00:09:07,243
Oh, do I?
263
00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:08,344
What's in your backpack?
264
00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:09,412
Nothing! Just books!
265
00:09:09,447 --> 00:09:11,257
Schoolbooks for learning!
266
00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:12,358
And...
267
00:09:12,383 --> 00:09:14,022
a bottle of Zima...
268
00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:16,352
for my book report on Zima.
269
00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:18,966
I didn't just invent the "see
the nurse to cut class" move.
270
00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,357
I also invented the "party
under the bleachers" move.
271
00:09:21,392 --> 00:09:23,192
So... now what?
272
00:09:23,228 --> 00:09:25,394
Now you're gonna sing
the dumb doo-wop solo
273
00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:28,364
so your uncle thinks
we connected and I inspired you.
274
00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:30,433
If not, I'm gonna tell him
that you have a taste
275
00:09:30,468 --> 00:09:33,135
for this embarrassing form
of fruit-flavored alcohol.
276
00:09:33,171 --> 00:09:34,270
But you can't blackmail me!
277
00:09:34,305 --> 00:09:36,205
And yet, I just did.
278
00:09:37,964 --> 00:09:39,378
It was the first game of the year,
279
00:09:39,441 --> 00:09:41,284
and Coach was firing up his team.
280
00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:43,613
- Go, team!
- Let's go, go, go!
281
00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:45,628
Yeah, let's do this!
282
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,620
Whoa. What the hell am I looking at?
283
00:09:47,645 --> 00:09:49,065
My... My shorts.
284
00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,378
Those aren't shorts.
285
00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:52,362
Those are... culottes.
286
00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:53,486
What's a culotte?
287
00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:54,700
It's a knee-length trouser,
288
00:09:54,726 --> 00:09:56,750
cut with a very full leg
to resemble a skirt!
289
00:09:56,775 --> 00:09:58,742
These are NBA shorts.
Michael Jordan wears these.
290
00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,350
Go change right now!
291
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:01,417
No.
292
00:10:01,453 --> 00:10:03,419
If anyone needs to change...
293
00:10:03,455 --> 00:10:04,454
it's you.
294
00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:06,222
Then you don't play.
295
00:10:06,258 --> 00:10:07,390
Tell ya what...
296
00:10:07,425 --> 00:10:09,359
don't bother benching me, Coach.
297
00:10:09,394 --> 00:10:10,994
I quit.
298
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,067
Read the room, Captain Howie.
299
00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:21,905
♪ You just put on your coat and hat ♪
300
00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,641
I can't believe you inspired
Felicia to sing again.
301
00:10:24,676 --> 00:10:25,742
How'd you do it?
302
00:10:25,777 --> 00:10:28,711
To be a great teacher,
you have to be a great human.
303
00:10:28,747 --> 00:10:30,647
Clearly, that's what I am.
304
00:10:30,682 --> 00:10:32,515
♪ Bring in the dog and put out the cat ♪
305
00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:33,825
♪ Yakety yak ♪
306
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,015
Don't talk back!
307
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,062
Not only a toe-tapper,
308
00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:39,455
but a valuable message about politeness.
309
00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:41,257
I can't do this!
310
00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:43,159
I can't be this peppy!
311
00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:44,327
I'm Audi 5000.
312
00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:46,429
Hey!
313
00:10:46,464 --> 00:10:47,530
We had an agreement.
314
00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:48,731
You stay, or I tell your uncle
315
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:51,334
about your enthusiasm
for adult fruit juice.
316
00:10:51,369 --> 00:10:52,735
Or maybe I tell him
317
00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:54,771
that you not only didn't report me,
318
00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:57,307
but you took the Zima and drank it.
319
00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:58,441
Ooh, Zima!
320
00:10:58,476 --> 00:10:59,676
Is it beer or is it liquor?
321
00:10:59,711 --> 00:11:01,511
Not now, Johnny Atkins!
322
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:03,446
So tangy and delicious!
323
00:11:04,683 --> 00:11:06,482
You can't blackmail
a blackmailer, missy.
324
00:11:06,518 --> 00:11:07,636
I will so take you down.
325
00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,409
And I'll take you down with me.
326
00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:13,356
Wait.
327
00:11:13,391 --> 00:11:14,884
We both lose if we destroy each other,
328
00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:17,630
but I might have a solution
that works for both of us.
329
00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,683
♪ Yakety yak, yakety yak! ♪
330
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:21,698
And just like that,
331
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:24,301
I got my first truly inspired idea
as a teacher.
332
00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,802
Felicia would still do the concert.
333
00:11:25,837 --> 00:11:28,282
We'd just take the doo-wop
songs and make them grunge.
334
00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:30,239
Come on! Put some shoulder into it!
335
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,374
And it was awesome!
336
00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:33,509
I was finally connecting
with my students.
337
00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:34,610
This is how you mosh!
338
00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,047
Oh, crap!
339
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:42,185
I love grunge!
340
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,723
You are the principal now, John.
341
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:49,912
You just can't let Mellor
bench our star player.
342
00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:50,958
Say something!
343
00:11:50,983 --> 00:11:53,536
You can't bench
the star of the team, Rick.
344
00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:54,871
I don't even get why Earl is here.
345
00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,672
He's not even the principal anymore.
346
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:59,609
But I am on the Board of Trustees,
347
00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:01,711
and we answer to a lot of rich donors
348
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:04,647
who are outraged because
the most talented athlete
349
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,045
is transferring to Germantown Academy!
350
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,006
- Matty's transferring?!
- Go fix it.
351
00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:11,387
If I can get through to him,
the kid can go pro!
352
00:12:11,422 --> 00:12:12,388
It's not a choice!
353
00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:14,490
I'm just trying to get Matty
to learn teamwork.
354
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,558
It's not a choice!
355
00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:16,759
- How dare y...
- Not a choice.
356
00:12:16,794 --> 00:12:17,760
- I...
- Not a choice.
357
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,428
- This is...
- Not a choice. Not a choice.
358
00:12:19,464 --> 00:12:20,429
- You don't...
- Not a choice.
359
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,306
Stupid Board of Regents.
360
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,402
It's like they completely forgot
we were undefeated
361
00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:27,503
from '81 to '89!
362
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,905
And now it's the '90s.
363
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,873
Times are changing,
and so is our school.
364
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,642
But some change is wrong!
365
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:33,876
Shorts are meant to be short!
366
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,645
It says it right there in the name!
367
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,680
I know you like things
done your way, Rick,
368
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,751
but being a good teacher means
being open to new ideas.
369
00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:43,452
"A Night of Grunge"?!
370
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:44,687
What happened to doo-wop?!
371
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:45,855
I thought you said being a good teacher
372
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,657
was being open to new ideas.
373
00:12:47,692 --> 00:12:49,425
New ideas is one thing.
374
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,027
This is madness!
375
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,564
This school has been
welcoming in the fall season
376
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,533
with doo-wop for over 30 years.
377
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,935
We are not doing grunge now.
378
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,803
What do you got against grunge, man?
379
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:03,639
You people are gonna learn
the realities of grunge music
380
00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:06,542
from a man who knows it
better than any of you.
381
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,610
Kurt Cobain?
382
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,011
I don't know who that is.
383
00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:12,682
I'm talking about the one
and only Mr. Phil Donahue.
384
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,291
This is moshing.
385
00:13:14,316 --> 00:13:15,900
You get in the middle of the floor,
386
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,486
and you bang each other?
387
00:13:17,522 --> 00:13:18,521
You give elbows?
388
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:19,622
This isn't funny.
389
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:20,908
Mark my words, people.
390
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,110
There will be no moshing
at the fall concert.
391
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,393
You will sing "Yakety Yak,"
and you will not talk back.
392
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:27,530
- But...
- Don't talk back.
393
00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:29,065
- But...
- Don't talk back.
394
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,701
The only reason I agreed
to sing this stupid solo
395
00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:33,502
is so she wouldn't rat me out.
396
00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:35,805
Rat you out? For what?
397
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,873
Not... having Zima?
398
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,842
So you blackmailed her
to get her to sing?
399
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:40,976
I thought you did it by caring.
400
00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:43,979
I do care. I got them
excited about the concert.
401
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:45,815
Did I use blackmail to do it? Yes.
402
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,750
Did Sanjeev dislocate his wrist? Sure.
403
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,919
Everything I'm hearing is wrong!
404
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,887
You're a teacher now. Act like it.
405
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,558
Okay, people. Phil Donahue has spoken.
406
00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:56,726
No more grunge.
407
00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:59,328
Are you seriously just
gonna bail on our thing?
408
00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:01,118
Okay.
409
00:14:01,143 --> 00:14:02,698
Class is over.
410
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:03,933
Tomorrow, it's back to doo-wop.
411
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,634
This is on me for actually thinking
412
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,170
life didn't suck for once.
413
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,390
I'm sorry. I was just trying
to connect with the kids.
414
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,296
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
- It's my fault for thinking
415
00:14:13,321 --> 00:14:15,070
that you could actually
be a good teacher.
416
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,501
What were you expecting?
417
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,459
I never planned on being here.
418
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,849
This job is just
supposed to pay the bills
419
00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:21,104
till I get my big break.
420
00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:22,295
Don't you get it?
421
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,919
This is your big break.
422
00:14:23,955 --> 00:14:27,690
And I'm the only one giving you
a shot to do something great.
423
00:14:27,725 --> 00:14:29,425
And you're blowing it.
424
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:35,959
Coach was told to stop teaching
the best way he knew how,
425
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,273
but that was never gonna happen.
426
00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:40,984
Live in sort of a regular house
for a showboater.
427
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,556
Coach, it's over.
428
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,821
I'm transferring to Germantown.
I made up my mind.
429
00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:48,565
Oh. 'Cause I was here
to give you a chance
430
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,440
to do things your way, you know?
431
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:52,896
Be team captain, slam dunk,
432
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,112
wear those blousy skirts.
433
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,070
What's the catch?
434
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,271
You got to beat me at HORSE.
435
00:14:57,306 --> 00:14:59,473
But if you lose,
436
00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:02,142
you got to let me make you
into the ultimate team player.
437
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:03,677
Who shoots first?
438
00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:07,314
Oh, I forgot to mention, I was the, uh,
439
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:10,217
17 and Under Trick Shot Champion
of Southeast Pennsylvania.
440
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:16,156
And I'm an actual basketball player.
441
00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:18,092
All right, hot shot.
442
00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:19,360
Let's ride.
443
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:22,029
Off the roof. Nothing but net.
444
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:31,972
Ooh! Looks like you just
got yourself an "H"!
445
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,540
Nothing but net.
446
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:37,177
Nothing... but... net!
447
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:39,647
Yeah!
448
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,148
Off your dad. Nothing but net.
449
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:46,020
S-Sorry, Carl!
450
00:15:46,055 --> 00:15:47,855
Hail Mary, nothing but net.
451
00:15:52,461 --> 00:15:54,895
Whoever misses next loses.
452
00:15:56,198 --> 00:15:58,766
It's game time, Coach.
453
00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:04,872
I know you can't do that.
454
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,909
You sure about that, hot shot?
455
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:21,288
Nothing but net.
456
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:23,190
Are you crazy?!
You could have killed yourself!
457
00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:24,325
I'm fine.
458
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,160
Question is, how are you?
459
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,394
After all, you won.
460
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:30,264
Well, seeing as you almost
broke your neck...
461
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:31,465
...it feels kind of empty.
462
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,100
Yeah, well, maybe that's 'cause
463
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,301
there's nobody here to share it with.
464
00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:37,338
But if you had a team,
you're never alone.
465
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:39,640
Why do you care so much?
466
00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:43,143
You're the best athlete
I've ever coached.
467
00:16:43,179 --> 00:16:45,379
At this level, you can
do it all on your own,
468
00:16:45,414 --> 00:16:48,515
but if you go pro, you're gonna
need to rely on a team.
469
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:51,885
Until you learn that,
I'll never give up.
470
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:55,856
Okay.
471
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:56,890
I get it.
472
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:01,095
Coach had finally found a way
to get through to Matty.
473
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,470
As for me, I was more lost than ever.
474
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,976
Crying in the teachers lounge
after hours, huh?
475
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,035
Well...
476
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,837
I guess you really are a teacher now.
477
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,238
It's been a tough week.
478
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:13,340
Uh-huh. Tell me about it.
479
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,276
Please. You were born to teach.
480
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:19,246
But me? I sucked at being
a rock star, and I suck at this.
481
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:21,148
"Born to teach"?
482
00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:23,217
When I was your age,
I wanted to go to the Olympics.
483
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,985
Wanted to be a wrestler.
484
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,186
But I blew my knee out.
485
00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:27,554
I didn't know that.
486
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:31,458
And after I got hurt,
I thought I had nothing left.
487
00:17:31,494 --> 00:17:33,584
Then an old high school coach
suggested that,
488
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:37,231
with my passion for sports,
I might be a good teacher.
489
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:40,515
I always thought this was,
like, what you wanted.
490
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:41,635
It is now.
491
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,072
I see a kid win,
make a difference in their life,
492
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,007
that's better than any gold medal.
493
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,443
You'll feel it, too.
494
00:17:49,478 --> 00:17:52,546
Actually, I did feel it, too.
495
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,048
But then Glascott said
I was doing it all wrong.
496
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,049
Were you?
497
00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:57,084
I didn't think so.
498
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,452
Well, then, that's all that matters.
499
00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:01,088
In this job, the best teachers
follow their hearts,
500
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,222
no matter what.
501
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:05,092
Thanks, Coach.
502
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,827
It's Rick.
503
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,729
You're one of us now.
504
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,943
Rick showed me
that even the best teachers
505
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:15,102
have to find new ways
to inspire their students.
506
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,420
He even found a way to inspire me.
507
00:18:24,113 --> 00:18:25,212
You here to search my locker?
508
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:26,513
No, I'm here to apologize
509
00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:28,782
for not sticking up for you guys
the other day.
510
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,218
Thanks, I guess.
511
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:32,728
- You know what?
- Between the wine coolers,
512
00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:35,706
our crappy attitudes,
and our parents' divorces,
513
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,081
we're kind of the same.
514
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:39,193
Look, when I was a student here,
515
00:18:39,228 --> 00:18:42,296
I thought the teachers
were super annoying.
516
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:45,299
But the truth is, they helped me
get through a lot of stuff.
517
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,017
Actually, they still do.
518
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,931
Maybe I can be your annoying teacher.
519
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:52,718
I wouldn't hate that.
520
00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:54,341
Here. You're gonna need this.
521
00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:56,266
We got a grunge show to do.
522
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,347
♪ Today ♪
523
00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:02,854
Seeing Felicia up there
doing what she loved...
524
00:19:02,879 --> 00:19:05,190
what I loved... I realized that
525
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,800
even though I might have put
my dreams on hold for this job,
526
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:10,224
in the end, I got a lot more back
527
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:12,793
than I ever thought possible.
528
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:18,031
We need to talk about this concert.
529
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,132
I know.
530
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:21,134
It's crazy and dangerous and awesome,
531
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,170
and if I'm gonna work here,
then I do it my way.
532
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,272
I have so much to learn,
but the one thing I know is
533
00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:26,373
I can do this.
534
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:28,976
Actually, I was gonna say "Well done."
535
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:30,110
What?
536
00:19:30,145 --> 00:19:32,880
These kids are having the time
of their lives in there.
537
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,448
You did that.
538
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,117
And while you do have a lot to learn,
539
00:19:37,152 --> 00:19:39,653
I'm gonna have to learn to trust you.
540
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:40,988
Good.
541
00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:42,189
And thank you.
542
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,925
But no more moshing. Understand?
543
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,293
Deal.
544
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:47,928
Starting tomorrow.
545
00:19:51,113 --> 00:19:52,473
Change can be scary,
546
00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,935
but whether you're ready for it or not,
547
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:56,303
it's gonna happen.
548
00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:57,798
And if you embrace it,
549
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,440
you might just discover
new things about yourself.
550
00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,442
And when you have a team
who supports you,
551
00:20:02,478 --> 00:20:06,213
together, you can fly higher
than you ever thought possible.
552
00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:10,150
Team's really digging
the new uniforms, Coach.
553
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,019
You know what?
554
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:13,320
So am I.
555
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:16,056
They really let the quads
breathe, you know?
556
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,124
You look weird.
557
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,192
I feel weird, Matty.
558
00:20:19,228 --> 00:20:21,328
Speaking of change,
you know, our football team
559
00:20:21,363 --> 00:20:23,497
could use a quarterback
with an arm like yours.
560
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:26,166
Because of that game of HORSE?
We were just goofing around.
561
00:20:26,201 --> 00:20:29,169
Well, let's just say I got a hunch.
562
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,141
_
563
00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:37,061
_
564
00:20:38,852 --> 00:20:41,068
I'm Rick Mellor,
high school football coach.
565
00:20:41,093 --> 00:20:42,741
I'm Matt Ryan, NFL quarterback.
566
00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:45,124
I have so many good memories,
567
00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,426
whether it was playing
basketball, Ping-Pong...
568
00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:48,493
Hitting the crossbar.
569
00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,763
Hitting the crossbar
at football practice after...
570
00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:51,831
They banned that, by the way.
571
00:20:51,864 --> 00:20:53,065
Oh, man, they need to bring that...
572
00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:54,133
That's how I got good, I think.
573
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,634
Matt played all three sports.
574
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,737
He actually started for me
as a freshman in baseball.
575
00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,271
And I think one of the
finest memories...
576
00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:01,406
Matt hit a line-drive foul ball...
577
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,809
And I almost killed you.
578
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:05,444
I almost killed him
on the third-base line.
579
00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:07,012
I forgot until you brought that up,
580
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:08,914
but I literally almost killed Rick.
581
00:21:08,948 --> 00:21:12,752
I think anybody growing up
idolized Michael Jordan.
582
00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:13,853
With the short shorts on.
583
00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:15,120
And then they got a little bit longer.
584
00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:17,089
You know, I was really lucky
585
00:21:17,122 --> 00:21:19,591
to have coaches like Coach Mellor.
586
00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:21,660
And it was a unique relationship
587
00:21:21,693 --> 00:21:23,942
and something
that was very special to me.
588
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:28,966
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