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Previously on Raven's Home...

I'm gonna go take you to see your mom.

Yes! Finally!

I've been acting out for weeks!

I've already got my suitcase packed!

I want to come home.

But we're bringing Levi to you.

No, Rae, this is over.

-Where's Levi? -Oh, he got so excited,

he ran up the ramp. The kids are getting him.

Why is the dock moving away from the ship?

It's not the dock that's moving, it's us!

The next stop is Miami!

All: Miami?!

What are we gonna do, Rae?

I mean, how are we gonna catch up to them?

-(Chelsea shrieks) -Hold on tight, Chels!

Can you do this, Raven?! (shrieks)

Of course I can! It's for the kids!

-Now stop talking and hold down my wig! -(both scream)

(theme music playing)

Yo! Let me tell you somethin'

Had my vision all worked out

But then life had other plans

Tell 'em, Rae

It's crazy when things turn upside down

But ya gotta get up and take that chance

- Maybe I'm just finding my way - Learning how to fly

- Yeah, we're gonna be okay - Ya know I got you, right?

It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work

We're just kids caught up in a crazy world

- Come on - It's Raven's Home

- We get loud! - It's Raven's Home

It's our crowd!

Might be tough, but together we make it look good

Down for each other like family should

It's Raven's Home

- When it's tough - It's Raven's Home

We got love

'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine

There for each other, ya know it's our time

(Raven laughs)

Yep! That's us.

(horn blows)

Oh, we're getting closer and closer, Rae!

(Chelsea laughs)

(motor sputtering)

We're getting further and further, Rae!

-That's because we stopped, Chels! -What?!

-Chelsea? -Yeah?

Did you get a Jet Ski that had no gas in it?

I got a Jet Ski that had a key!

Maybe it had a key

because the gas tank was on "E."

Did you notice that, Chels?

Yes, yes I did.

But there are countries

where you drive on the opposite side,

so you know, maybe "E" stands for "enough."

Booker: Okay, this is it. Room 4002.

Nia: Okay, I will turn on a light,

so we can relish in the luxury.

Booker: Ah yeah! Okay!

(Booker screams)

Really? This, right here,

was gonna protect us?

Well, what are we gonna do?

We're on a cruise with no adults telling us what to do.

Yo, it's like one of those '90s movies our parents used to watch.

We're Boat Alone.

(yelling)

Let's go have some fun, people!

All right, you guys go figure out a plan

while I go get us some food.

-Okay. -Ah yeah!

This buffet's about to get Booker'd!

All: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, Booker'd!

(rattling)

-(Raven grunts) -(Chelsea sighs)

Come on, come on, Rae!

Quit it! It's no use!

Pushing that thing isn't gonna start the Jet Ski!

We're stuck! Oh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, maybe I can signal to the ship from here!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

-No, Chelsea! Stop it, Chelsea! -We're stuck!

-We're stuck! -Chelsea, sit down!

-(screams) -Sit down, Chelsea!

You are about to tip us over!

All right? Calm down, okay?

Maybe, um... Maybe we'll call for help.

All right. Let me just, uh... Let me just get my phone.

-(Chelsea shrieks) -Oh! Okay, okay.

All right, we won't do that. We won't do that.

-How about I steady it... -Okay.

-...and you get my phone. -All right.

-Okay, you ready? -It's in that front thing.

-Just be careful, please. -Okay.

Okay. Go.

I'm just gonna get over you.

-Steady it. Steady! -I'm steadying! I'm steady!

-Steady! Steady! Okay! -(Raven grunting)

-Okay! All right! -No. Chelsea. Chelsea!

-I'm getting it! I'm almost done! -Just be-- Just...

-(both grunting) -Chelsea: Whoa!

I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!

(both panting)

Okay. All right, I'm gonna call the cops.

They still have the same number, right?

Yeah, I'm sure they do, Chels.

(keypad beeps)

While you're on that phone,

why don't you tell them that these fish look suspicious.

I think one of them just side-eyed me.

Hi. Yes, I'd like to report a missing person.

Uh, people.

No, no. Me and my friend, we're missing.

Calling from?

Hey, Rae, where are we calling from?

A Jet Ski in the middle of the ocean!

Oh. Did you hear that? Okay.

-Um, what do I see? -What?

That's funny you should say that, actually.

I see sea! (laughs)

Hold on. Let me see. (clears throat)

They want to know if we can get the number for the Jet Ski company,

because maybe they can locate us on their GPS.

-Good idea, good idea. Um... -Yeah.

Okay. Hold on. I'm just gonna check one side over here.

No, it's not over there.

No, I don't see it. Let me look on the other side over here.

Hold on. Hold... (yells)

Okay, okay.

The good news is, Rae,

I found the number of the Jet Ski company.

-The bad news-- -I know the bad news, Chels!

I'm back!

(cheering)

Did you know, there are three buffets on every deck?

Well, there are. Eat up!

-We got eight more to go. -Okay.

Awesome!

Now, I was meant to live a life of leisure.

Hey, this food is awesome and all,

but your mom said this cruise was a...

uh, what was the word?

A paradise.

Yeah, didn't she say something about a tween disco?

I could be down with that.

She also mentioned games and prizes.

-Now, uh, I don't play games... -Hmm?

-...but I'm down for some prizes. -Okay! Okay!

And I definitely saw a pool when we were sneaking down here,

and I've always wanted to float on a giant pink flamingo.

You know what I need? I need a swimsuit.

I could use some board shorts.

And I could use a surf board.

(chuckles) On a... on a cruise ship?

We're unsupervised.

And all we gotta do, is show them this,

and we can buy whatever we want.

This place is amazing! You sure we're not in heaven?

Yeah, behind that door is a combination toilet-shower.

-We're not in heaven. -(groans)

Oh, Rae! Rae, I see it.

I see it, and the light's still on,

which means they still might be able to track our location.

It's right there. Just gotta... get to it.

That's not my phone, Chels.

That's the sun reflecting off the water.

Oh!

Huh. Oh, it's so beautiful.

Chels, you always manage to make the best out of the worst situation.

-Oh. -Remember when Devon and I broke up,

you were like, uh... (chuckles)

-"More closet space for you." -(laughs)

Okay, Chels,

let's live to tell our grandkids about this.

-Yeah. Yeah. -Okay.

Um, how about this?

-How about we paddle... -Okay.

...with our shoes back to shore.

Oh, well, I don't know why we don't just... (grunts)

...use these, uh, emergency oars, huh?

-You just... Huh? -Chels, Chels! Those are not emergency oars!

That is a part of the Jet Ski!

You are dismantling the one thing that's keeping us alive!

Okay, okay!

All right, let me just snap these bad boys back on.

-Put them on, Chels! -All right, they're on!

Man, I don't know when we'll get saved,

-but I'm gonna look good when we do. -Yeah.

(steel drum playing Caribbean music)

All right, come on, dude. Let's go find that wave pool.

Uh, Booker... A little help here?

Dude... swag.

Turn up! (chuckles)

Booker/Levi: Yeah!

-Go low, baby. -Booker: Get it! Get it!

-Go, low, baby! Yes! -Get it! Get it!

-Here we go. -Just a little more.

(grunting)

-(cheering) -(laughing)

Whoa!

(grunting)

-Ah! -Others: Ay!

Guys, this is so much fun.

And nobody even knows who we are.

-Levi Grayson? -I'm out.

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

You're Chelsea's son, Levi.

I've seen your picture in her phone.

So. Many. Pictures.

Ha. So... Who. Are. You?

I'm Bailey, your mom's boss.

I've looked for her everywhere,

and she's not returning any of my texts or phone calls.

V-rude.

I have a note for your mom.

Do I leave it with you or one of your peeps?

Uh, I'll take it.

I've gotta set up for my next presentation.

Is that one of my lip kitties?

Tabby, put it down!

-I can't believe this! -I know!

Who even uses notes anymore?

No! My mom's gonna get fired

by the most influential 21-year-old in the country!

That's what she wrote.

It also says Aunt Chelsea has one more chance with her seminar today.

Otherwise, she's out like Nia should have been

after that veggie platter incident.

Really? That's what the note said?

Guys, we've got to save my mom's job.

Remember that night we came up with the Mom Commandments?

(laughs) You stood on the couch with a staff

and recited them to the kids.

Yeah, I wish I had that staff right now.

I would stick it into the water, part the ocean,

and walk right to that boat!

Well, that would be good.

My legs are stronger than my arms. (chuckles)

That would explain why you're not paddling.

Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!

I just got so caught up in our stories.

(sighs) Chelsea, I'm tired.

You know, Rae, one day we're gonna...

we're gonna look back on this day and laugh.

Yeah, but not today.

I know we're gonna get through this, Rae.

You and me can never be defeated, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, before I do my mom's presentation,

I need to get in her head.

Quick, does anyone have a red wig?

Levi, you've got this.

All right? Just like we rehearsed.

You're right. Bring in the crowd.

Schmop presentation!

Free pizza!

Free puppies!

Uh, meet Chris Pratt!

Meet Chris Pratt!

What? He's everybody's favorite Chris.

(crowd murmuring)

Ladies and gentlemen!

The incomparable

Chelsea... Grayson!

Thank you, thank you.

Welcome, everyone. My name is Levi Grayson,

the son of Schmop creator, Chelsea Grayson.

As part of today's presentation,

I'm gonna have my lovely assistant

pour food and drinks all over the floor.

Ooh, that's gonna be a big mess.

-Tess: Oh, no, don't! -Kids: No!

Nia: Oh! That's so messy!

Tess: How are we supposed to clean it?

And now my assistant will take his trusty Schmop

and effortlessly clean up the mess he made.

Baby man, where the heck is your mama?

I got friends on board who want their free Schmop.

And since you're offering, I want my puppy.

And that fine Chris Pratt.

Crowd (chanting): Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

Puppies, pizza, Pratt! Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

(floodlight clicks)

Huh?

Chels, it's happened.

What?

The light...

No! Rae!

The kids! What about our kids?!

Oh, the kids! The kids! That's right. No, mm-mm.

There's no light that's going to keep me from my kids!

-MAN (over speaker): Ladies! -(gasps)

What? What's going on?

It's the light, Chels! It's coming to get us! Don't go in the light!

-Don't go in the light! -I can't help it, Rae!

It's so warm and welcoming.

I don't want to hear that, Chels!

I got kids to see!

I got kids to see, Chels, and it's not my time!

Captain: This is the Coast Guard.

-Both: What? -Captain: We're here to save you.

(screaming and cheering)

Oh my gosh! Oh, it's military men, Rae!

How do I look?

Chels, I can't believe that's the one thing on your mind right now!

You look like you've been asleep on a Jet Ski

for nights and nights!

-Hand me that pink mango lipstick. -You got it.

Crowd (chanting): Puppies, pizza, Pratt! Puppies, pizza, Pratt!

Look, I love you babies,

but this presentation stinks!

Where's Chelsea Grayson?

Hey, be patient, people!

Hey, everybody, stay in your seats!

The boat's moving!

Whoa, wait! She's here!

-(crowd muttering) -Woman: Will I get my money back?

My mom is right here in my heart.

And so is the secret to real wealth.

Hold on, now. The baby man has something to say.

Go ahead, sweetie.

I can't believe I have

the Chelsea Grayson on my ship!

(laughing) Yep, it's me!

In the flesh!

Um, how do you know me?

How do I know...?

Well, you invented the Schmop!

You've changed the lexicon of the Coast Guard!

And soon, the Navy!

We don't say, "Swab the deck" anymore.

We say, "Schmop the deck."

And the hairstyle known as the mop top?

It's the Schmop top.

Oh, right! You know what?

Schmop with the Schmop-talk.

(laughing) Schmop-talk. That's a good one, Rae.

Can I use that?

Well, I'm sure if you asked her nicely...

Kids, Chels. Kids!

-Yeah. -I'm cold, right?

I've been waiting to see my kids!

I've been sitting on the ocean for six days!

Six days? More like two hours.

My journey, sir. My journey.

(Chelsea shivers)

Well, I checked with Homeland Security,

and we can't intercept a cruise ship for a non-emergency.

Can you drop us off at the shore in Miami?

Yeah, that's where the cruise ship is heading.

Miami is out of our patrol zone.

-We're gonna have to take you back to New York. -Chelsea: What?

Any other destination would require a heli-Schmopter.

That's right, the secret to real wealth is inspiration.

And I am the inspiration...

for the Schmop.

His mom needed to keep him as far from the mess as possible.

Thus, the invention of the Schmop.

Yes, Lil' Levi was with his mom

through the whole process.

And she was always with me.

And so was my Auntie Rae.

Together, our moms are inspired.

And maybe their "Mom Commandments" will inspire you.

-Whoo! -Uh-huh.

-If thou sayest it... -Uh-huh.

...thy child will repeat it!

Oh, talk to me now!

And if thou wear-est white,

thy child shall have something on their hands.

-They gotta have! Gotta have! -Amen!

Hey, how about, housework won't kill you,

but why take the chance?

I'm sorry, that was my mom.

But I do hear this one a lot from Ms. B and Ms. G,

Thou breaks it,

thou's gotta buy it.

-(applause) -(murmurs of assent)

Okay, okay, babies.

Now, that's all gold,

but how's it going to make me rich?

Miss Bertha, if my mom taught me anything,

it's that if you love someone enough to sacrifice for them,

inspiration will come to you

and then you'll finally find true wealth.

(applause)

That was the wow factor I was looking for.

Where is your mom, Levi? She needs to take a bow.

Sadly, we have been separated from our moms.

Last we saw them, they were on a pier back in New York.

I really miss my mom.

Oh!

I'm a mom and a grandmother.

And I wish my kids wanted to see me

as bad as this little one wants to see his mama.

Turn this boat around now!

Find their moms!

Booker (chanting): Find their moms!

Crowd (chanting): Find their moms! Find their moms!

-You know what? -What?

-If they're not gonna help us get our kids... -Yeah.

-...we're gonna have to help ourselves. -Yeah, listen.

I think we passed some lifeboats on the way in.

Good idea, Chels. Good idea!

You know what? On the count of three, we make a run for it.

-Okay. Yeah. -Ready? Okay.

One...

two...

-Whoa! -Ahoy there, ladies!

You can't just be Schmoping up in here.

Schmoping "Ahoy," you Schmop.

-You can't do that! -Yeah!

My apologies.

I just thought I'd let you know that, um,

your kids are apparently starting

some kind of commotion on the cruise ship.

(gasps) Rae, our kids, they started a mutiny!

-(gasps) That's exactly what we would've done. -Yeah!

I wouldn't call it a mutiny exactly,

but the captain has put out an emergency call for help.

-What does that mean? -What? Yeah.

It means you ladies may just get your ride to that boat.

-Come with me. -Both: Yes!

Oh, it's okay! We're gonna find the babies.

We're gonna find them. We'll be...

We'll be right there. We got it, yeah.

Crowd (chanting): Find their moms! Find their moms!

Find their moms!

Listen up, people!

The captain wants you to know that he has put out an emergency call.

(cheering)

But he doesn't know where these mothers are,

and he can't move heaven and earth to find them.

(booing)

Look...

even if we could find them,

you can't just get on or off a boat

in the middle of the ocean! It's impossible!

Raven: Nothing's impossible when you're a mother!

-(helicopter whirring overhead) -(crowd gasping)

Kids: Mom?!

(screams) Kids, kids! I'm here!

I'm here!

Chelsea, your son is right here!

Just open your eyes and get a move on!

I can't help it, Rae!

I have a fear of heights, ladders,

you know, strong winds!

Rae, help me!

That was my vision!

Come on down!

Hold the ladder, kids! Hold the ladder steady!

Hold the ladder!

(squealing, laughing)

Oh, Levi!

Oh!

-Mom... -Yeah?

I really tried my best to save your job.

Oh honey, listen to me, okay?

Being your mother is the only job I want.

I missed you, Mom.

Oh, honey.

Oh, I missed you, too.

Family hug!

Uh, um... (clears throat)

I said, "family hug."

(giggles)

Come here.

Chelsea: Aww.

Hold on, let me get some of this.

-Nia: Bertha! -Booker: Ay!

-Booker: Move! -Nia: Whoop!

Chels, the surfboard is bigger than he is.

Hey, he insisted on carrying it.

Oh! Oh, I missed my plant!

Mwah! (giggles)

Oh, I missed all these photos!

Ooh, I do not miss cleaning that kitchen.

Tess, you left the kitchen a mess!

Hey, it was either save the day

or clean the kitchen.

Oh, I'm so happy to be home!

I missed you! I missed you so much!

You know what, Chels? We need to talk.

(clears throat) You might need to sleep on the couch

for a couple of days, because I've been using

your bed as a... as a third closet.

(harp music playing on TV)

(snores softly)

Oh.

You're here.

You're here.

(chuckles) That's right.

And I'm not going anywhere.