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[Quill]
Okay. The good news is, we saved
the shrunken Kree home world,
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which is expanding back
to its normal size.
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[alarm blaring]
The bad news--
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[computer]
Self-destruct in two minutes.
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...is fairly self-explanatory.
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This is it, everyone.
[clicks]
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Peter, wait.
Did you see that mirror
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in the weapons vault?
You mind, Gamora?
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I'm trying to spend
my final moments
in this galaxy
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with some mid-'70s
one-hit wonders.
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They might not have to be
your final moments.
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That mirror
is called the Black Vortex.
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Thanos said it was
an indestructible prison.
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Drax approves
of indestructible.
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Yeah, well, Rocket
don't approve of no prison.
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I am Groot.
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Good point, bud.
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Ain't a prison in the galaxy
I can't escape.
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The thing is, this prison
isn't exactly in the galaxy.
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[alarm continues blaring]
[Quill]
I don't know, Gamora.
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This thing looks,
like, super evil.
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Self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Who am I to judge?
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Everyone hold hands
so we don't get separated.
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I am Groot!
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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[birds twittering]
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[twittering]
[yawns]
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Wha-- Where am I?
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[bird twittering]
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[animals chittering softly]
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[twittering]
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Good morning, Princess Gamora.
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[screams]
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[animals clamoring]
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Aah!
Oh, the horror!
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[sighs]
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[birds twittering]
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[yells]
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Don't be scared,
Princess Gamora.
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It's just us friendly
woodland critters.
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You can talk?
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[laughing]
Of course I can.
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Every-birdie here
can talk.
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[birds twittering]
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Huh?
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Ugh!
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Groot. Quill!
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A quill,
like a feather?
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[gasps]
If you need a feather, Princess,
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you can have one of mine!
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But what's a "Gwoot"?
[giggles]
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Groot and Quill
are two of my friends.
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They were with me
just a minute ago.
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There's no-bunny here but us.
[giggling]
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[gasps]
My comm link! And my blade!
Where are they?
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Golly, I haven't seen
anything like that around here.
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Have you, Lopsy?
Uh-uh.
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I need my gear
to find my friends,
so whatever game
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you weird creatures
are playing,
I don't have time for it.
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Go on! Shoo!
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[animals clamoring]
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[whimpering]
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[sighs]
We're sorry, Princess.
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Don't be upset.
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Yeah. Bad things happen
when you're not happy, Princess.
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You wouldn't like me
when I'm sad.
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I know what will perk you up.
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Every-birdie knows
you can't go wrong
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when you start
your day out with a song!
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[animals]
♪ Oh, it's time to sing the--
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No singing, please!
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[animals groan]
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Look, I'm not whoever
you think I am.
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I'm not a princess,
and I definitely do not sing.
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Well, of course
you're a princess, silly.
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Your father Thanos
ruled a whole planet!
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Plus you've got
a wicked stepsister.
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And such beautiful
flowing hair.
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Really?
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No! I don't have time for this.
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[animals groan]
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You're trying
to distract me.
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I have to find my gear
so I can look for my friends.
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Maybe if you
cleaned the place up,
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you'll find what
you're looking for, Princess.
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I don't clean up
after people.
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I save the galaxy,
and people clean up after me!
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Oh, you'll never
find your things
with that attitude.
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Come on, Princess!
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Ugh! Fine.
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♪♪ [animals whistling]
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[groans]
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
[groans]
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
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[Gamora approaching]
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[animals]
♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
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Why is there so much
talk of whistling
in a song that's all sung?
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Don't question it.
Just sing.
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You sing to pass the time
while you're working.
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And you work
to give you something to do
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while you're singing!
[groans]
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
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I just cleaned that.
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And now you get
to clean it again.
Hooray!
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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[groans, huffs]
♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
[gasps]
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
[evil chuckle]
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[radio static]
Hmm?
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Huh?
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[gasps]
Mmm!
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Ooh, look what I found.
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You vermin
stole my comm link!
[shatters]
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[comm link chirps]
Quill! Rocket!
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Can anyone read me?
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[static over comm link]
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Where's my blade?
[whimpering]
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Uh, I don't know.
[chuckles]
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Maybe if we finish
dusting the armoire--
[squeaks]
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I've done enough cleaning.
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Blade or no blade,
I'm getting out of here.
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A princess can't go out
dressed like that.
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[groans]
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A princess can dress any way
she krutacking pleases.
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But I'm not
that kind of princess!
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Come on, Princess!
[chatter, laughter]
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[Gamora grunts]
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I said no!
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[animals gasp]
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But-- But we worked
all night on that dress.
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[crying]
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Stop that. Stop crying.
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[crying]
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I told ya
you wouldn't like me
when I'm sad.
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[crying]
[electricity crackling]
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[yelling]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
Aw, flarg.
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[roaring]
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[animals roaring]
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Look, I don't want to hurt you.
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They're not real.
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They're not real!
[yells]
[screeching]
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[grunting]
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[screeching]
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[grunts]
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[growling]
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How many of those things
are there?
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[evil bleating]
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[hisses]
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[hissing]
[screeching]
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[angry chittering]
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[snarling]
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Yes!
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Every-bunny,
meet the most dangerous
princess in the galaxy.
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[screeching, growling]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Aaahhh!
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[angry hissing, chittering]
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[animals growling]
[owl screeches]
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[clamoring]
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[yells]
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[squeaks]
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[yells]
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Well, that was... sparkly.
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But I've got friends to find.
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♪♪ [whistling
the whistling song tune]
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What is this place?
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And why am I so uncomfortable?
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What sinister horror is this?
Drax does not wear sweaters!
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And what has happened
to Groot and the others?
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And why do I persist
in talking to myself?
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[man]
A hero? Don't make me laugh!
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Mark my words,
Drax-Man is up to no good,
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or my name's
not J. Jonah J'Son!
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Yeah? Well,
same to you... Mom!
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[ringer bell on phone dings]
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Drax!
Where's my Drax-Man photos?
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"Drax-Man"?
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Yeah. Drax-Man.
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You know, the elusive,
costumed vigilante
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who sells my papers
and pays your rent.
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I want fresh, new,
incriminating photos
of that bare-chested menace
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on my desk by 4:00!
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That angry man
resembles Quill's father,
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but that is not possible,
for J'Son of Spartax
does not have gray hair.
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Also, he is not alive.
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Hmm. I suspect that I
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am actually the costumed
adventurer Drax-Man.
[narrator] No one suspects
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that mild-mannered
photographer Drax is actually
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the costumed adventurerDrax-Man.
Who said that?
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The mystery of his
amazing double-identity
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was revealed
in issue number 32,
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"The Secret Originof Drax-Man!"
[squawks]
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I was just in an office.
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How did I come to be
in this vehicle?
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Real estate agent/saxophone
enthusiast Arthur Douglas
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was driving home to Burbank
from a concert in Las Vegas.
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I do not recall this.
Nor do I know the meaning
of half of those words.
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Suddenly, an alien
spacecraft appeared,
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piloted by
the Mad Titan Thanos.
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[growls]
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Thanos attacked...
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destroying the vehicle,
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[evil laughter]
laughing evilly the whole time.
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[evil laughter]
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Although he was thrown clear
of the explosion,
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Douglas was badly injured
and barely alive.
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This never happened.
Stop breaking the fourth wall.
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I see no wall to break here,
let alone four walls.
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[groans]
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As I was saying,
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his astral form was pulled
from his physical body
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and instantly transported
across the galaxy.
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This story seems extremely
far-fetched and confusing.
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The Eternal Being Kronosgave Douglasa powerful new body,
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transforming him into
the living weapon of vengeance
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known as Drax-Man.
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[yells, grunts]
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How did I get back here?
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And why do I feel
a tingling sensation?
Why is the world all blurry?
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Without warning,Drax-Man's Drax-sensestarts tingling,
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alerting himthat an innocent lifeis in danger somewhere nearby.
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Ah, that would explain it.
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[gasps]
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Drax-Man!
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Drax-Man is in the building!
Somebody get a camera!
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Don't just stand there, Drax!
Drax-Man is in the building!
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Go get me those photos!
Do I have to do
everything myself?
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Drax-Man. Great Caesar's ghost,
he appeared out of thin air.
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Security! Security!
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Security!
For crying out loud, Drax!
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Drax-Man shows up here twice,
and you don't get
a single picture?
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You're fired!
[echoing]
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Suddenly remembering that
someone is still in danger,
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Drax ducks
into a supply closet.
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00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:02,285
Uh, Drax ducks
into a supply closet.
251
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,118
For a disembodied voice,
you are very demanding.
252
00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:09,452
Without a moment to spare,
253
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:11,952
Drax transforms
into the incredible Drax-Man...
254
00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:14,919
[sniffs]
255
00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:17,418
and springs into action.
256
00:15:17,452 --> 00:15:19,685
Too late.
Drax-Man remembers
257
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,719
that he cannot fly.
258
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,518
[clattering]
259
00:15:28,952 --> 00:15:31,318
[groans]
[car alarm blaring]
260
00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:33,318
You could've
mentioned that earlier.
261
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,852
[woman]
Help! Someone, please, help!
262
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:40,652
Give it up, lady.
This is a robbery,
not a tug o' war.
263
00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:42,118
[grunts, groans]
264
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:45,086
Oh, thank you, Drax-Man!
265
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:49,086
You're a genuine hero,
no matter what
J. Jonah J'Son says.
266
00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:53,285
Justice served, Drax-Manbasks in the adulation
[fans cheering]
267
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:56,518
of his grateful
but hastily drawn fans.
268
00:15:57,552 --> 00:16:00,685
[cheering, shouting]
269
00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:03,352
This feels pleasant
and very appropriate.
270
00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:05,352
[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, is that you?
271
00:16:05,385 --> 00:16:07,752
Gamora, I can barely hear you.
272
00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:10,285
I can't reach the others.Something is blockingour comms.
273
00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:11,952
[narrator]
Unknown to Drax-Man,
274
00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,619
Gamora is secretly
his arch-nemesis.
275
00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:17,485
Every word she said to him
was a lie.
276
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,151
[handcuffs clink]
Not true.
Gamora is my friend.
277
00:16:20,185 --> 00:16:22,752
Drax only believes Gamora
is his friend
278
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:26,251
because his memory was erased
back in issue number 219.
279
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,251
I do not remember that!
280
00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:29,785
What did I just say?
281
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,585
[Gamora]
Drax, listen. You're in danger.
282
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:34,151
Wherever you are,
get out of there!
283
00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:37,118
[narrator]Is exactly the sort of thinga lying arch-nemesis
284
00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,251
would tell our noble hero.
285
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:41,352
Gamora, I do not understand.
286
00:16:41,385 --> 00:16:42,986
[Gamora]
Run!
287
00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:44,719
That I understand.
288
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,052
[thud]
289
00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:04,086
Ah, this must be
the fourth wall
you mentioned earlier,
290
00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:05,919
and yet Drax
did not break it.
291
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:09,919
[narrator]Tricked by his sinisterarch-nemesis Gamora,
292
00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:14,019
Drax-Man is trapped
and faces certain doom.
293
00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:17,385
It appears this fourth wall
is about to break Drax!
294
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:25,285
Drax will break the fourth wall
before the fourth wall
breaks Drax!
295
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,652
[narrator]
Desperate to escape his fate,
296
00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:34,185
Drax-Man lands himself
in even deeper jeopardy.
297
00:17:34,218 --> 00:17:36,086
He's part of
a balanced breakfast.
298
00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:39,352
But can Drax-Man stay crunchy?
299
00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:41,852
But Drax does not wish
to stay crunchy.
300
00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:44,019
This does not even make sense.
301
00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:48,251
[roars]
302
00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:50,452
[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, where are you?
303
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,585
I am facing down
a very flimsy monster...
304
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:53,885
[roars]
305
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,218
a child with poor eyesight...
306
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:05,151
and a puny bookseller.
307
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,919
[machinery whirring]
308
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,485
This place is becoming
very irritating.
309
00:18:10,518 --> 00:18:12,251
[Gamora]
Easy, Drax.
310
00:18:12,285 --> 00:18:15,585
We have to find a way
out of... wherever you are.
311
00:18:15,619 --> 00:18:17,885
Tell me what you see.
312
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:21,986
The machine is printing up
copies of a common thief
313
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,652
I defeated earlier.
314
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,352
[narrator]
That's no common thief.
315
00:18:25,385 --> 00:18:27,151
It's the duplicate desperado
316
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,685
known as Print-Press Paul.
317
00:18:29,719 --> 00:18:31,285
That is a terrible name.
318
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:35,852
Oh, like "Drax-Man"
is so great?
319
00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,952
[yelling]
[sneers]
320
00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:43,352
Get him, boys!
321
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:51,352
[grunts]
322
00:18:52,485 --> 00:18:55,485
Yes!
[charging yell]
323
00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:59,552
Drax shall fold, spindle,
and staple all who oppose him!
324
00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:05,019
But no matter how many
Drax-Man defeats,
325
00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:07,185
the printing press
keeps printing more.
326
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,019
That does not seem fair.
327
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,285
Your villainous machine
cannot print without ink.
328
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:15,352
[grunts]
Aah!
329
00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:19,952
[all whimpering]
330
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,518
I'm melting!
331
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,418
[all yelling]
332
00:19:25,452 --> 00:19:27,251
What a world!
333
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,151
Ha! I have beaten you
334
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:31,852
at your own game,
colorful miscreants.
335
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,652
It is possible I did not
think this through carefully.
336
00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:40,619
[all yell]
337
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,318
The branch!
[whimpering]
338
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,251
[Gamora] Drax? Drax,what's happening now?
[grunts]
339
00:19:48,285 --> 00:19:51,652
Drax is defeating his foes...
with the power of art!
340
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:53,452
[narrator]
As the ink level rises,
341
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:58,118
the all-consuming deluge
splashes onto Drax-Man.
342
00:19:58,151 --> 00:20:00,852
Your clever words
cannot defeat Drax the Inker,
343
00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:04,251
for the pen is mightier
than the sword!
344
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:07,452
[laughing]
[Gamora] Wait, Drax.Was that a metaphor?
345
00:20:07,485 --> 00:20:09,752
[narrator]
Drax is safe for the moment,
346
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:12,151
but the rising ink
carries him ever closer
347
00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:14,952
to the razor-sharp high-speed
fans in the ceiling.
348
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:18,885
Uh, what's thatsupposed to be?
It is a blaster.
349
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,251
Hey, Picasso,
don't quit your day job.
350
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,418
You will not defeat me,
disembodied voice.
351
00:20:25,452 --> 00:20:27,418
I will use this magical branch
352
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:30,151
to paint something
that will silence you for good.
353
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,251
[Gamora]Drax, did you say you havea magical branch
354
00:20:32,285 --> 00:20:34,285
that can paint
anything you want?
355
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:37,185
Yes. But I cannot seem to paint
a serviceable weapon.
356
00:20:37,218 --> 00:20:40,785
Then don't paint a weapon.Paint a doorand get out of there!
357
00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:42,785
I would've thought of that,
eventually.
358
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:46,185
[narrator]Whoa, whoa, whoa.Drax. Drax. Drax-Man. Buddy.
359
00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:47,986
Doesn't have to end like this.
360
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:51,452
If you stay here, this world
could be your plaything.
361
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:55,185
Think about it.
Why would you leave a world
362
00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:59,086
where you can paint anything
your heart desires?
363
00:20:59,118 --> 00:21:01,819
What my heart desires
is my friends,
364
00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:04,118
and a way out
of this unpleasant place.
365
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:07,819
So I will be leaving now,
and doing my own narration.
366
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:10,885
[paint squelching]
367
00:21:14,685 --> 00:21:18,118
[yells]
368
00:21:20,785 --> 00:21:24,652
[Drax narrating]And so, Drax the Inker defeatsthe annoying disembodied voice,
369
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:29,318
takes control of his destiny,and sets offfor new adventures.
370
00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:31,218
To be continued.
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