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[anchorman]This is a Galactic Info-NetSpecial Report.
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Guardians of the Galaxy--Criminal Mastermindsor Interstellar Saboteurs?
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Seen here on trialfor the theftof a mysterious Kree package.
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Was it crown jewelsor military tech?
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The Kree weren't talking,and neither were the Guardians.
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An impossible escapefrom the most secureKree prison ever built
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has earned them the wrathof Kree enforcerPhyla the Accuser.
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Yesterday,self-appointed Guardians.
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Today, they arethe Galaxy's Most Wanted!
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Do you believe this, Gamora?
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They didn't even use
the good mug shot!
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There's a good one?
Of Quill?
Not that I am aware of.
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Quality photography
ain't the point, Drax.
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Now everyone in the galaxy's
looking for us.
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Well, at least the rain'll
keep the gawkers away.
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Rain?
[chuckles]
Think again.
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We're inside Knowhere's mouth.
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Aw! Gah, seriously, Rocket?
Come on.
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We're walking in drool?
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Who'd wanna live
in this slime?
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Slimeballs, like Howard.
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Eh, he's had a hideout here
since we were hot-wiring
pods for joyrides.
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I am Groot!
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Hey, he probably had
a perfectly good reason
for double-crossing us.
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But I'm still gonna kick
the krutack out of him.
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♪♪ [humming]
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♪♪ [singing]
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[loud thud]
[yelps]
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Hey!
Hiya, Howard. Miss us?
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Guys, wait.
This is all a big
misunderstanding.
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I understand you stole our ship
and ditched us
in an acid volcano!
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And?
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Okay, okay.
You don't gotta
get snippy about it.
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Drax will snip
whatever he pleases!
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Now step out slowly and--
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Why are you wearing a suit
in the tub?
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Well, in case I gotta make
a quick exit.
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Like now!
[tires screeching]
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I'm making a clean break,
suckers!
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Whoa!
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Looks pretty dirty to me.
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♪♪[insect buzzing]
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[male announcer]Don't get caughtwith galactic plaque.
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Use PhotonCosmic Tooth Cleanser.
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For the galaxy'sbrightest white.
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[tires screeching]
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Don't tailgate him!
He's lethal!
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He's a duck in a bathtub.
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What's he gonna do,
get soap in my eye? Right?
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What are you gonna do, duck,
get soap in my eye?
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Huh?
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Aah! He got soap in my eye!
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[tires screeching]
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[grunts]
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[creaking]
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I am Groot!
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And I am prepared.
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Give back
what you stole from us.
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Got a little
something else for ya.
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[squeaks]
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[squeaks]
[grunts]
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Aaahhh!
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[grunts]
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[grunts, yells]
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You will not escape us!
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[yells, grunts]
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Forget it, Howard.
You're a sitting duck.
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[grunts]
What's a duuuuuuck?
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I am Groot?
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Well, obviously, a duck
is an idiot like Howard.
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Now let's take him upstairs
and see if he'll quack.
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[chuckling]
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I am Groot?
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I don't know.
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Quill said
that's what ducks do.
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I am Groot.
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Groot would like
some information from ya,
Howard.
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I am Groot!
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[sighs]
Fine.
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His exact words were:
"Tell the lying slimeball
to talk,
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or I'll painfully extract
every last tail feather
from his sorry, ugly butt."
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[grunts]
Next thing out of this beak
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will either be the truth
or your tongue.
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[grunts]
I had no choice,
I swear!
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The Collector
made me do it!
The Collector?
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He said the only way
I'd ever see the outside
of his tower
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was to get you to bring himthis crazy Kree box.
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I never wantedto double-cross you guys.
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The Collectordouble-crossed me.
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Fortunately, I was packin'.
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Obviously, he wasn't awareof my prowessas an escape artist.
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[chuckles]I not only got out,
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I liberated your ridefrom the Collector.
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You're welcome.
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So we're supposed to believe
that you outsmarted
the Collector?
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Cease your lies,
you foul fowl!
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He ain't lyin'.
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He just ain't got
as much prowess as he thinks.
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It's a trap.
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The Collector let him escape,
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knowing we'd find him
and then come for the package.
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Well, then let's not
disappoint him.
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You're gonna show us
where you hid the Milano,
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and then you're gonna take us
to the Collector.
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No way! I ain't going
nowhere near that place again!
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[electricity arcing]
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[descending whirring]
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[Quill]
Oh, that's not good.
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Freeze, Guardians!
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That thing you stole
from the Kree--
I want it back.
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Don't make me ask twice.
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Listen up, Phyla.
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We don't got it,
and it ain't our fault.
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Howard here is gonna
explain everything.
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Well, if you take it
from the perspective of, uh...
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[grunts]
What is this?
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[grunting]
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Now, that oughta
keep her busy.
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[clicks]
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[Quill]
Seriously?
It was here the whole time?
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What? I gotta keep
my options open.
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I am Groot!
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Well, don't just
stand there, knothead.
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Do something useful
with those twigs for a change,
and grow me a bridge!
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I am Groot! I am Groot!
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[yelling]
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Friends, please not to squabbleon Cosmo's watch.
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Cosmo-- just the pooch we need.
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How 'bout you use
your tele-whatsits
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to give us a lift to our ship
so we can get outta here?
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Cosmo give lift,but cannot letGuardians escape.
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[Guardians exclaiming]
[Drax]
Put us down!
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Sorry. Cosmo good dog.
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Must obey law.
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Kree want Guardiansfor capture.
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Not capture, execution.
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Okay, Guardians,
you had your fun.
Now it's over.
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Hold them still for me.
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Gah! Cosmo is trying!
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Cosmo must obey,but not want for Guardiansto be executed.
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Please to followCosmo's lead, yeah?
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Eh, tree ancient enemy to dog,
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making for resistance![mock straining]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Do not make moves,tree prisoner!
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Do not
let them escape!
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[gasps]
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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[grunts, groans]
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[spaceship powering up]
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Huh. What Cosmo misswhile unconscious?
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Spare me
the performance, mutt!
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Activate
the defense systems, now!
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[grunting]
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Two choices, Cosmo!
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You can release me,
or I can officially accuse you
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of aiding fugitives
in their flight from justice!
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Is not justice.
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Cosmo readGuardians' thoughts.
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All innocent.
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Except for Duck Howard.
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He trick Guardiansto steal for Collector.
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Gullible thieves
are still thieves!
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And no one
escapes an Accuser!
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[growls]
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Ugh!
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Nah, don't worry about me.
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I love walking back and forth
for no reason
while hurtling through space.
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What do you gotta do
to get a seat
in this rust bucket?
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I am Groot?
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Ah. Turns out the knothead
can do something useful
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with those twigs after al--
[yells, groans]
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[chuckling]
I am Groot.
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Wow, Groot.
You don't just hold a grudge,
you clutch it.
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Hey, you don't
gotta like Howard,
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but save it for after
he gives us
the Collector's coordinates.
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Coordinates schmordinates.
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I navigate
strictly by memory.
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You wanna get there,
I sit here.
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[growls]
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
This area's just for
the business class,
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[clears throat]
so, tsk, just, uh...
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[shooing sounds]
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[engine revs]
[yells]
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I am Groot!
That goes double for me--
whatever you said.
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[Guardians exclaim]
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Hey, you wanna try warning us
before you suddenly
change course?
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But I didn't!
I didn't change nothin'!
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[Rocket]
So how come
we're turning around?!
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[Howard]
Flarg if I know!
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Nav is frozen.
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[straining]
Frozen on what?
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Howard, I am revoking
your piloting privileges!
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That's it!
I'm switching to manual!
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The only person
who can handle this seat is me.
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Understand? Me! Hey!
[yelling]
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[straining]
What--
You did that on purpose!
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I'm trying to get
this broken-down go-kart
flying in the right direction!
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This go-kart was flying
just fine before you got
your feathers on it.
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He still serves
the Collector.
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I am Groot!
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Keep your knothole shut,
sawdust-brain,
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before I tell Rocket
to dump you on the woodpile
where you belong!
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[grunting]
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[growling]
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[chuckling nervously]
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Easy there, big guy.
What's the plan here?
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He appears to be heading
for the air lock
to toss the waterfowl out.
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Groot, wait.
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Howard may be a selfish,
cowardly liar,
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but we still can't be sure
he deliberately sabotaged
the ship.
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[sighs]
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[growls]
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[Rocket]
He deliberately
sabotaged the ship!
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[Gamora, Quill, Drax]
Throw him out the air lock.
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[Collector]Careful with my specimen.
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I need it well-preservedfor mounting.
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00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,600
Besides,
I sabotaged your ship.
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Ha! See?
It was the Collector.
Wait. What?
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Do you think I would justlet you escape my collection?
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This was all partof my elaborateand delicious revenge.
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Enjoy the ride.It will be your last.
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[Guardians grunt]
That is for breakingmy collection!
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Now that I control your ship,
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I also control your destinies.
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[Collector]Too many timesyou have broken my things!
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[Guardians grunting, exclaiming]
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Now I will break yours!
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What kind of idiot
keeps live grenades
in a cardboard box, Rocket?
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Who you calling idiot,
duck?
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What did you call me?
Seriously, I have no idea
what a duck is.
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Yeah, neither do I.
But if you're one,
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it must be
the worst thing ever!
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Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.Oh, you disappoint me,Guardians.
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I would think you would havemore important mattersto discuss
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while I pilot your shipto your doom.
[engine revs]
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[Quill straining]
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Drax will stop
your control of this ship...
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by breaking things!
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[clattering, shattering]
[Drax grunting]
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[alarm blaring]
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Congratulations.
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You've taken out your engines.
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Not that that will alteryour collision course.
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[Rocket]
Hala? What the flarg
are we doing here?
247
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,355
[Gamora]
And that's
a Kree battle cruiser.
248
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,125
Whoa! Okay, let's just
fire retro-thrusters
and slow this thing!
249
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,628
We can't. Drax took out
the engines, remember?
250
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,631
That's still okay.
Inertia's just gonna take us
straight into--
251
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,168
Oh, I don't know.
Just the planet of the people
that wanna kill us.
252
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,011
Now, who would be stupid enough
to attack a Kree warship?
253
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,213
Mm, that would be us.
254
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,315
You may have disabledyour engines,
255
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,818
but I stillcontrol your weapons.
256
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,386
Shut 'em down, now!
257
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,889
There is nothing more
to punch!
258
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,491
[loud thud]
[all gasp]
259
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,693
Huh?
260
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:28,599
And now the Kreewill have indisputable evidence
261
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,136
that the Guardiansare their mortal enemies.
262
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,240
[whimpering]
I am Groot!
263
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,243
Groot, wait.
Remember when we jump-started
that cargo carrier
264
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,845
with nothing but
a busted flashlight,
265
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,214
a pair of tweezers,
and a jug of Rajak root slime?
266
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,049
[straining]
I am Groot?
267
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,118
Exactly. One good blast
268
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,554
from the retro-thrusters
might just save us.
269
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,862
We won't last long enough
to rig anything unless
we shut down the weapons system.
270
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,864
And how are we
supposed to do that?
271
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,800
Punching!
272
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:11,843
[grunts]
273
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,779
[yells]
274
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,419
[grunting]
275
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,824
Rocket, how many laser cannons
did you install?
276
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,027
[Rocket]I kind of stopped countingafter the first couple hundred.
277
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,399
Make yourself useful
and hand me a--
278
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,435
Eh, read my mind, bud.
279
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,003
Come on, guys.
Let me help here.
280
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,272
Tell me what to do.
Anything.
281
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,007
I am Groot!
282
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,842
My partner here
283
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,011
suggests you go stick
your beak in a vice
284
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,080
and see if you can
last five minutes
285
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,083
without double-crossing someone
for once in your miserable life.
286
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,185
Oh, those were
his exact words?
287
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,421
I embellished!
288
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,925
Flarg it.
I don't have to put up
with this krutack.
289
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,294
Nor do I.
290
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,966
[grunts]
291
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,803
Whoa! Whoa!
292
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,140
[grunting]
293
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,509
Quill, Gamora,
shut off the tractor beam!
294
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,345
We didn't turn on
the tractor beam.
295
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,815
Do you seriously need remindingthat I control this ship?
296
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,284
[straining]
297
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,820
Aw, betrayed by your own.
298
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,957
Not that it will earn them
any mercy.
299
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,626
Groot, call it out
before you throw
the last switch.
300
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,962
We gotta
time this perfectly.
301
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,165
I... am... Groot!
302
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,302
[yelling]
303
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,072
[grunting]
I am Groot? I am Groot!
304
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,306
[groans]
305
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,410
I am Groot!
I am Groot! I am Groot!
306
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,012
[growls]
307
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,984
I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot!
308
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,654
Oh, now you need my help.
Well, too bad.
309
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,724
I am Groot!
310
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:12,130
Really? Those were
his exact words?
"Like brothers"?
311
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,204
I am Groot?
312
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,940
Of course I understand
everything you say.
313
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,278
I always have.
Maybe we got more in common
than we want to admit.
314
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,181
[grunts]
I am Groot!
315
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,684
Aw, come on.
I was going for sincere.
316
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,420
Guardians of the galaxy,
317
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,256
you stand accused
for the crime of theft
318
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,258
for which you
have been convicted,
319
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,561
as well as
fleeing Kree justice,
320
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,230
and now attacking
a Kree vessel.
321
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,965
Incorrect.
322
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,967
The one who forced
our ship to attack
323
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,103
is right behind you!
324
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,939
That has to be
the saddest attempt
at deception
325
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,541
I've heard in my entire career
as an Accuser.
326
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:01,045
Drax does not excel
at deception.
Now turn around and look!
327
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:05,316
Silence!
You are hereby sentenced
to be executed,
328
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,419
without ceremony or honor,
immediately!
329
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,088
I... am--
330
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,257
Uh, can't we
discuss this?
331
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,292
...Groot!
332
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,668
[ascending whirring]
The Collector's ship?
333
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,637
He was telling the truth?
334
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,848
Hala, my home world.
335
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,384
No!
[crying]
336
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,123
No!
337
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,126
[crying continues]
338
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,395
[huffs]
339
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,315
[grunts]
340
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,718
Monster!
You destroyed my planet!
341
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:18,656
My entire civilization!
[screams]
342
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,528
[beeps]
343
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,232
[cries out]
344
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,669
[grunts]
345
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,250
[groans]
346
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,620
Drax does not
approve of this.
347
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,661
I am Groot.
348
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,198
Exactly.
What was he supposed to do,
just leave her floating there?
349
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,969
Wait. You just
understood Groot?
350
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:10,074
Eh, I am Groot.
That's genius!
351
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,543
If we divert energy
from Phyla's sword to the--
352
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,180
To the thrusters,
then we can power up the ship
and get outta here!
353
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,217
Yeah, the thing is,
there's no longer any "here"
to get out of.
354
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,220
The Collector just destroyed
the Kree home world.
355
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,222
What?
356
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,692
Oh, we gotta fire up
those engines and go after
that krutacker!
357
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,228
Are you nuts?
358
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,900
I mean, you--
you just take it easy, pal.
359
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,602
I'll go work on the engines.
360
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,572
Are we certain
we can trust him?
361
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,307
I am Groot.
362
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,411
Howard risked
his life for us?
363
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,979
I am Groot.
364
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,981
Seriously?
365
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,418
An honorary Guardian?
[door opens]
366
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,487
[whooshing]
367
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,795
Eh...
368
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,099
I am Groot!
369
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,968
[Rocket]
You're right.
370
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:16,440
I never trusted that--
that-- that duck!
371
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,676
[beeping]
So why did he
leave us a tracker
372
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,744
to help us find
the Collector's ship?
373
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,313
Eh, it's like I always say.
374
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:26,317
Nobody-- not even Howard--
is 100% a duck.
375
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:30,721
With the possible exception
of a certain Collector.
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