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According to legend, a group of women escaped from Atlantis

before the destruction of the continent.

These women found refuge on a mysterious island

where all the wonders of the world seemed possible.

There, they established their kingdom.

According to legend, these women and especially Queen Arminda

were the most voluptuous and carnal that the Renaissance ever knew.

All men who approached the island

were devoured by the sexual appetites

of the former Atlanteans.

That's how they were dubbed "The Gluttons".

You are the knight Caronte, aren't you?

Yes. What do you want? You intrigue me.

I want to wade the lagoon.

Alright but who are you?

My name is Parka.

I'm an unfortunate blind woman who needs to wade the lagoon to find a cure.

Blind? How unfortunate, indeed.

What are you doing here?

I was told that beyond the river and the mountains maybe I could find the way

to have my sight back and live again.

Live again? Why? Are you dead, beautiful lady?

Did I hear you well?

Put your hands on me.

Your body is cold!

Such a pretty body.

I already know that enchanting country

where pleasure rules as a King.

But you mustn't take advantage of me during the trip.

How do I know this isn't a trap?

Why should I believe you?

Guide me and you'll be rewarded.

Okay.

Master Cagliostro.

Calling Cagliostro the Magician.

Calling Bigotini, his servant.

Calling Bigotini... Are you deaf or what?

- I've been calling you for half an hour. - I was sleeping, old pal!

- Okay, look at the magic ball, gad. - Leave me alone!

All I need now is being chewed out by magic words.

You should mind your own business instead of sleeping like a log all day long!

Right, that's enough. I'm not hassling you so leave me alone.

Listen I didn't want to...- Just shut up or I'll give you something to cry about.

Don't you realize what I could do to you?

- I could break your mug, jug - You're not serious?

Of course not but one day I could lose my good temper with you.

Okay, call the Master. There's news about Atlantis.

Atlantis? Good, I'm going right away.

Master Cagliostro!

Master! Master Cagliostro!

This guy is so dumb.

Master Cagliostro! You're wanted.

Master Cagliostro, you're wanted!

- Who's wanted? Me? - Yes.

Come on, Master. Come!

The enchanted voice is calling you.

Hello Maciste.

Who are you? What are you doing at my house?

Come on, Maciste, I've always lived around here.

This house has been closed for years. Who are you?

My name is Cagliostro and I need your help.

Me? Why me?

In what way can I be of use? Why me?

I don't even know who you are.

I've known you for years but you could not see me.

Speak clearly.

Listen.

Somewhere, there are some unlucky women who need your strength.

Who are they and how can I help them?

They will explain that better than me.

If you agree to go there, you will see for yourself.

I think you will say yes because you're courageous

and I often noticed your heroism.

Come on, accept.

I thank you for your kind words about me but how to proceed?

Go down the valley.

You will see a small river. You're expected there.

All this seems carefully thought out.

Yes, I have faith in your performance and that's why I thought of you.

But most of all, be careful.

Handsome stranger...

Come!

Come on.

Wait for me.

Atlantis! Atlantis!

- Welcome. - Her Majesty.

Handsome stranger...

Hopefully your presence can save our threatened kingdom.

It's Cagliostro who sent me. But I ignore what you expect from me.

We're here by a miracle.

Our kingdom almost sank.

We are the survivors of the oldest civilization on Earth.

Atlantis.

Here, we have lived for centuries in quiet and peace. Away from all.

When our continent disappeared in the oceans,

we stayed in this dreamland,

halfway between earth and the afterlife.

But one day, our land was attacked in a sudden and violent way.

It was the end of peace.

An evil spirit known as Parka came.

It takes the form of a beautiful blind woman.

From now on, I fear the worst.

Parka was led by a cursed man for whom the banks of the lagoon had no secrets

for he went all over it for ages without knowing of our existence.

His name is Caronte.

I'll be cured, I'm certain.

The clear waters only have to touch my eyes.

Then I will live again and have my sight back.

May these waters have such beneficent virtues. I warmly hope for you.

If so, we'll remain in this land and become its rulers forever.

My people wished to remain peaceful.

We don't have the means to defend ourselves against the spirits of Caronte and Parka.

They have invaded my dear Atlantis. My beloved country.

Where life was so good.

And where waters protected us from all evils.

Oh, Maciste...

For the first time, my people suffer. Help us!

The flowers used to grow here.

Now they have to be picked up in the distance. Damn these spirits!

How such a tragedy could happen?

Alas! Their evil forces strive to destruct everything in this land.

I hate them!

But what are they after?

The secrets of Atlantis are hidden here. They want them.

What secrets?

Part of the secrets that helped to build this kingdom.

If you help us to free ourselves from our enemies,

I'll give you a talisman that will protect you till your death.

I shouldn't.

But I'm so happy to be able to help you that I accept.

You're extraordinary.

- You too. - Are you human?

Yes, unfortunately. I'm full of imperfections.

Oh, it's too much... You hurt me...

Don't touch me.

Do not touch me! Understood?

That's enough!

- I don't want you to touch me. - I'm not touching you.

Alright, I won't touch you any more.

Stop! You're tickling me, bastard!

And you, my little ball? Do you want big Bigotini to touch you?

Come on, do you want?

- Yes, my little ball. - What are you doing?

I told you a hundred times to stay away from my magic balls!

Yes master, but I'm housekeeping. Everything must be dusted.

I can't leave your ball in that mess.

Leave the dust and the ball alone. It's magic, you imbecile.

Get out of here.

How are you, my good magic jug?

My beautiful little jug.

And you, my little ball?

Show me what he is doing now...

This Maciste only thinks about sex.

What horror!

Bianca.

Bianca.

Bianca, materialise yourself.

Pass through times and space. Come here, be nice.

Near me.

How are you, Bianca?

How is it going with Maciste?

- Is it going well? - Oh, yes.

- Is he good for anything? - Oh, yes.

Well, I meant,

your victory over your enemies, not your hanky-panky.

He hasn't had the occasion to get down to the real business yet, alas.

Speaking of getting down to the real business...

Did he get into business with you?

Yes.

Was it good?

Oh, yes.

You're fine-looking, you know.

Not bad at all.

If you're nice, I'll materialise you more often.

Oh, yes!

Yes.

Oh, yes!

- I would like that. - Really?

I love dirty old pigs like you!

Beware Cagliostro!

Shut up!

Hey ball, listen.

Materialise a broad for me.

And no jokes! Come on, do it.

Materialise...

Wait. How did the phrase go?

O Ball...

But how did that phrase go?

O Ball...

O Ball! Materialise... Materialise...

Materialise...

- It's not like that. - Shut up, please.

Stay quiet. It's none of your business. Leave me alone!

O Ball!

O Ball, materialise... Materialise a broad!

Excuse me...

Hello, miss.

Hello, miss. I'm Bigotini.

But I wanted only one broad! I'm too small!

It's not possible, you understand?

I don't want the two of you.

No, I don't want to. Please. No, I don't want!

I'd like to satisfy you both but one is enough.

No, no, don't look at me like that. I said I can't.

No, no, be reasonable.

Stop!

Stop!

Come, my love.

Oh, Cagliostro! Come...

I hope Maciste and company will leave us alone now.

Yes, my love.

My love...

My baby boy, my little Cagliostro...

This guy lives the good life!

Speak! Where are the treasures of Atlantis? Speak!

I'll make you speak!

- Maciste has arrived, he's there. - Parka, Maciste has arrived.

Even so, we're not going to run away.

We'll keep him busy.

Deal with the prisoner first.

He won't be a nuisance any more now.

How is he? Tell me.

This so-called Maciste.

Very attracting according to the Queen.

They were still making love when I left them.

You must lure Maciste out of the city.

Then it'll be easy for us to kill him.

I can do that with the help of my sister Alba.

She knows him. It's her who greeted him first.

And how will you proceed?

As a woman.

As I understand it, he only thinks about love.

Yes.

And he is really gifted.

Will you proceed in this fashion with Maciste?

Yes. Why not?

With the help of my sister Alba it always works.

What exactly is your plan?

We'll both lead him to the Hill of Pleasure.

We'll make love with him until he's exhausted.

Then you can step in.

But what will be my reward?

That's for you to ask.

You know that I have betrayed my people for you.

For your love.

It's all I wish for.

Yes dear, I promise to always love you and to reveal you the secrets of pleasure.

Come! Come!

Guardian spirits, come to help us.

O Kingdom of Shadows!

Show me, I beg you, the way to get rid of this vermin known as Maciste.

Come to our help.

Spirits from beyond, I will thank you with a black mass

and human sacrifices that you like so much.

But I must defeat Maciste and discover the treasure of Atlantis first.

The Queen shall be the first to be sacrificed.

Hear my prayers! And help me for a full day!

Hello, my Queen.

Hello, Maciste. My migraines have almost cleared up.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

I'm regaining confidence

and I hope you will be able to save my beloved Atlantis

from the bad spirits who harmed us so profoundly.

I believe everything will be back to normal soon.

This green paradise I never tire of will find peace again.

Yet, it's strange...

Why can't I smell the scent of trees and flowers any more?

Because there are less flowers.

I heard that evil spirits have invaded us.

Woe is us! Why so much misfortune in our country?

It'll get better. I promise you.

It's most important that you heal. And then everything will be alright.

You reassure me. This country used to be so peaceful.

It will be again very soon.

May you speak the truth.

We must get to the source.

And what if the spirits are there?

Don't be afraid. I'll go with you. I promise.

All those that tried to go there since Parka and Caronte's arrival have failed.

So you want to abandon?

I'm not afraid with you, Maciste.

I have faith in your exceptional qualities.

We must fight. Face adversity.

You can't succeed if you keep on whining.

You're right, Maciste. Give me your hand, please.

Thank you for trusting me.

Majesty!

Listen, dolls, you must de-materialize now.

I'm tired. That's enough for today.

- Get out of here. - As you wish.

They're pretty cute.

They're not bad but I'm beat.

You know, it's mostly the brunette. You can't keep her away.

She's...

- No, really? - Yes!

She's...

If I had time, I'd tell you everything.

I like you in the end, you know.

It's nice when you're alone with someone likeable.

- The days are long and sometimes... - Hey! Look!

Shit!

Master!

Maciste, is there someone nearby?

Don't be afraid, the area is absolutely quiet.

I feel like an invisible spirit is watching us.

Maciste, I'm scared!

It's alright, I'm here.

You're so kind and patient, Maciste.

I'm a burden for you.

Put some water on my eyes.

No!

Wait, what's that?

Let's see.

Well, well, well...

Parka and Caronte are good. They have awoken the old ghosts.

This time, I think this poor Maciste will need my help.

Her Majesty has disappeared.

Parka and Caronte have entered the city!

Come quickly!

That Parka bitch!

She killed the Queen.

You're right. She went too far.

- Bianca will avenge her. - I hope so.

Bianca...

Move on and avenge your Queen!

Hey! Hurry up, man!

May the elements obey and rage to help this poor Maciste.

Let's go to a world more serene.

Subtitled by rulesofachia and aloysius 70 - April 2015