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Today on "Jon Glaser
Loves Gear"...
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Curling!
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'Cause it's rocks
on ice-- get it?
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♪
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Gear!
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Today on "Jon Glaser
Loves Gear"
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I wanted to try
a non-traditional activity
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that has some really cool,
weirder gear.
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One sport that fits
that bill perfectly
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and gave me a good excuse
to expand my gear collection,
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is curling.
You probably recognize curling
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as that sport where someone
slides a big rock on ice
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while others sweep
the ice with brooms.
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Well, today I'm meeting with
Dean Roth and Maria Eswine
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at Brooklyn Lakeside
Curling Club
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to try curling
for the first time ever.
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First of all, I to just
talk about the gear
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before we get into it.
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Okay.I kind of feel that I nailed it.
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Gear!Got some good curling gloves.
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Good gloves.I got these curling pants
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that I think are pretty cool.
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Great pants.Thank you.
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I kind of made a custom USA
curling jacket as a tip of the--
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tip of the cap
to the USA men's team
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that brought home the gold
at the Olympics.
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[deep voice]
Congratulations, America.
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[eagle screeches]
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Gear!This is, I guess, I guess,
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a sliding thing
for the knee, right?
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That's for people who are gonna
be, uh, just starting out
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and may not be able to keep
their knee off the ice.
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So it's a beginner's thing.It's a beginner's thing.
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Oh.
Well, it looks cool.
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Beginner's cool.
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Gear!And then, of course,
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I've got some really sweet
curling shoes.
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I got two brooms in here-- Gear!
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I love the logo,
'cause look at that--
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it's a curling stick,
for the "O".
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Sweet logo.
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And then I brought my own stone,
if that's cool.
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The stones are
44 pounds of granite,
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and if they're at room
temperature,
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they'll pretty much stick if you
try to throw them on the ice.
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So next time I do this, 'cause
I know I'm gonna love this
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and be good at it,
just gotta have cold stones.
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Cold stones.
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And then Mick Jagger and Keith
Richards, when they're dead,
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they're gonna be
some cold stones.
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Cold Stones.
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Well, let's, uh...
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Let's curl!
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I was excited
to start the lesson.
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We stuck some GoPros on
the brooms for some cool shots.
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[hard rock music]
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And then it was
on to some curling.
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Get it...!
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Yeah, yeah!
[shouting]
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Nice shot.Whoo! Whoo!
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We got in the house!Yeah.
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In the [bleep] house!
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Johnny Cold Stones.
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That's it!
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Yeah.
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I think we got it,
I think we got it.
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All right.
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Hard!
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Holy crap, Jon!
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Back-- gear!
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That's a good guard...
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Jon! Good job, dude!That's how you curl!
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USA bringing home the gold!
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America wins again.
[eagle screeches]
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[Jon]
For a first-timer,
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I killed it at curling.
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I gave Dean and Maria
my USA jacket
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as a thank you
for the great lesson.
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Curling!
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Okay, so as you know,
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I can't bring cameras
inside my house,
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so I'm gonna
duck in real quick,
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drop off my curling gear,
change, and head back
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to the production office
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and sign up for some more
curling lessons.
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Hey, what's going on
out here?
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Hey, sweetie, um... we're
not bringing the cameras in,
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I'm just dropping off
my curling stuff and, uh,
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then I'm gonna go
to the office, so...
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Oh, well, it's cold
out here, you guys.
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Why don't you come on in?
Huh?
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Really?Yeah!
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Actually, I've got a nice,
little surprise for you,
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and it'd be kind of fun
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for the crew to document it
for your show.
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And you can even
unblur my face.
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[bell dings]Seriously?
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Hi, Smokey.Hi, Leslie, nice to see you.
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All right, yeah.
Sounds good.
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Come on in.Can't wait to see
what this is all about.
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Whoa!
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What is goin' on here?
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Is it, is it Christmas
or Hanukah?
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No, what month
is this right now?
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Is it--
is it my birthday?
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So, what's the occasion?Nothin'.
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I just love my husband
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and I wanted to do
something nice for him.
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Sweetie, you're the best.Go ahead, open them.
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Yeah?Yeah!
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Oh, man, this is
so exciting.
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[gasps]
Whoa! Yes!
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Oh, my God,
rock climbing shoes.
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These are awesome!
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Really?Yes, I always wanted to get
a pair of these.
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Let's keep going,
keep going, keep going.
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Yes! A fishing vest!
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Gear!Look at all these pockets.
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There's so many more
to go through.
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Motorcycle boots... yes! Gear!
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Roll out my quads...Yeah.
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Especially I could've
used this after the marathon.
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Ran the 'Thon!
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Oh, my God, to take
your eggs camping!
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Yeah! For all the times
we go camping.
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Oh! Yeah! Wow!
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Oh! Yeah! Yeah!
Do the logo?
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More carabiners-- yes!
Score!
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Oh, look at that!Whoo!
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Oh, my God-- It's a solar light
on the bottle.
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...on the side of your helmet.Oh.
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You can see behind you.
A field hockey stick--
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these are so cool.Keep going.
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Taekwondo! Yah!
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This [bleep]
is cool as hell!
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I know what this is!
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Grind it, dude!
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Yes! It's a ring-toss game--
where are the rings?
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Honestly, you can't have
too many bags.
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Pool noodles!
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These are good to have if
we ever go to someone's pool...
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'cause I feel like it's better
to bring your own pool noodles.
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Right.Oh, my God, I'm just like...
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tired from opening
everything.
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This is beyond
nice of you to do.
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I mean, you're letting
the cameras back in
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and you're,
you're unblurring your face.
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What's going on? Like,
why... why'd you do this?
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Why'd you buy me
all this stuff?
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Oh... I didn't buy
any of this stuff.
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This is all stuff
that you bought,
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and it's been
used maybe once,
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maybe twice
you've used it.
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Many times you've never
touched any of this stuff.
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And you know
where it goes?
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It goes into our house,
and it goes into storage
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and it goes
into closets, right?
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And now... now you want
to try curling?
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You want to add
more stuff...
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for something
that you're not
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even going to follow
through with--
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and you know you're not
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going to follow through
with this "curling".
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And where is that rock
supposed to go?
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I don't know.
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No.
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And also, it's not a rock,
it's called a stone,
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and there's only,
there's only two quarries
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in the whole world where
they get the granite...
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Get out!
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Get out! Everybody...
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I can't take it
anymore, get out!
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Everybody out!
Get out of the house,
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take all the stuff out.
Smokey, I'm sorry,
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nice to see you again.You too, no problem.
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Get out--
everybody out!
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And blur my face again.[buzzer]
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Don't forget your $2,000
acoustic bass guitar
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that you never even
bothered to learn how to play.
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If you get help maybe
I'll let you come back
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into the house,
all right?
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[Jon]
I couldn't believe
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my wife would kick me
out of the house.
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I had no idea where to go,
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and I couldn't leave
my gear on the street,
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I had to take it with me.
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But could I carry
all my gear at once?
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My only hope was to wear
my gear, every last piece.
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And finally, I was able
to do just that.
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So I hit the streets
with all my gear.
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I had no place
to call home.
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Tell me I don't
use my gear.
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I use my gear plenty!
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So what if I use it once?
So what?
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Tell me I won't
learn to play this bass.
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I jam on this bass.
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Maybe my wife was right.
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Maybe something iswrong
with me and I am a hoarder.
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No, she's wrong--
I just love gear.
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I love all the gear I've ever
bought, and loving gear is,
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in and of itself,
it's own activity.
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[softly]
It's own activity.
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Gear.
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Gear...
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Gear'n... Gear-en...
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Gearing, gearing--
gearing!
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Gearing! I couldn't
believe the concept
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had never occurred
to me before.
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Gear-i, look up
the word "gearing".
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I'm looking for the act of
wearing all your gear at once.
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I'm not seeing that
definition anywhere.
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Well, that's bullshit!
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Come on, Gear-i!
Let's go right this wrong!
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Gear-ing!
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[Jon]
With the epiphany about gearing,
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I had discovered
a new life purpose.
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But to make gearing legit
I would need
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to get it
into the dictionary.
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So I met with Katherine Martin
from Oxford Dictionary
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to find out how to
make that happen.
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Can I try to get
a new definition
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for the word "gearing"
into the dictionary?
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What is the new meaning
that you are proposing?
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Gearing is the act of wearing
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and enjoying
one's gear all at once.
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I'm certain that that is not
covered in the dictionary.
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You would have to convince
lots of other people
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to use the word
so that it becomes--
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this becomes the real
meaning of gearing.
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There needs to be
a decent chance
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that someone could say
they were gearing
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and another person
would understand
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what they meant by it.
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Get ready, gearing,
because your definition
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is about to get
re-de-fined.
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[chuckling]
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I had to make gearing
widely known
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before I could get it
into the dictionary,
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so I set up a booth
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on one of New York's
busiest street corners
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and started spreading
the word.
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Hi, there, would you
like to talk about gearing?
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Hi, there, would you like
to ask me about gearing?
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Hi, got a sec to talk
about gearing?
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It was tough going at first,
but soon people took notice.
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What's gearing?What's gearing?
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What is gearing?Gearing is the act of wearing
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all of your gear at once,
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and just enjoying it.
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It turned out a lot of people
were already gearing,
252
00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:23,864
even though they
didn't realize it.
253
00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:25,452
It can be 100 things
like me,
254
00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:27,557
it can be 20 things,
it can be five things.
255
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:30,215
I got a lot of gear.I could tell, you look
like a gearhead.
256
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,459
You got your backpack, you got
your sweet lookin' watch--
257
00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,392
a pocket square,
it's all gear.
258
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,808
So I'm gearing right now.You're for sure gearing.
259
00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,672
I was feeling great
about how it went,
260
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,054
so I hit the streets and grabbed
a quick cup of joe
261
00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:45,334
before hopping into a cab to go
pick up my daughter from school.
262
00:10:45,368 --> 00:10:47,163
How was school?Good.
263
00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,889
Yeah? That's good.
264
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:52,479
Are you gonna ask me how
"gearing" was today?
265
00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:55,137
No! And I don't
understand what it is!
266
00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,035
Sweetie, daddy's told you
so many times.
267
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,865
Gearing is when
someone who loves gear
268
00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:02,731
takes all their gear and they
wear all that gear all at once.
269
00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,491
If you say so.
270
00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,044
I knew my family
would come around
271
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,322
if they could just
understand gearing,
272
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,359
so I invited my wife
to dinner to tell her
273
00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:13,603
about the important work
I'd been doing.
274
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:15,536
Thank you very much and,
uh, can I interest you
275
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:19,023
in a brochure, uh,
for gearing?
276
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,749
Kind of explains
everything I'm doing here.
277
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:21,922
You sure?
278
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,406
Here, I'll leave it here
with the tip.
279
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:24,718
It'll be right here
if you need it.
280
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:27,169
Can I tell you, I love
eating with goalie gloves.
281
00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:29,067
Jon, I think I pushed you
too hard,
282
00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,620
making you throw out
all your gear and now,
283
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,553
this is happening.
284
00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,901
Sweetie, do not feel bad
about that, okay?
285
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:38,732
If you hadn't done that, I never
would've gotten to gearing.
286
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:39,940
When gearing takes off
287
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,080
and it becomes
this worldwide phenomenon
288
00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:44,255
and people all across
the globe start gearing
289
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,913
and they start posting their
gearing videos to YouTube,
290
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,122
and I start doing TED talks
all about gearing
291
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,779
and they'll be like,
"How did you start gearing?
292
00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,608
"Where did gearing come from?
How'd you think of it?"
293
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:55,473
I will absolutely
acknowledge every time
294
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,302
that it was
because of you.
295
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:58,752
Kind of like
the same concept
296
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:03,930
of behind every great gear
is a great woman.
297
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:06,760
I want you to come
back home.
298
00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,935
I want the cameras
to come back in the house.
299
00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:10,868
And I'll unblur my face.
300
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,559
Are you serious?
301
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:17,322
If this is who you are,
then I need to support you.
302
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,117
I mean, I'm stunned,
thank--
303
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:24,122
Thank you-- come here,
this is... this is so great.
304
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,745
Sweetie, the harmonica's
in the way.
305
00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:31,509
Yes!
306
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,063
Yes. Oh, good morning,
sweetie.
307
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,409
Is this not the best?
308
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,101
This is what I wanted
the show to be--
309
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,344
just coming
downstairs in the morning,
310
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,761
the cameras are in
my real house,
311
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,109
they're filming me and my
real family and my real wife,
312
00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:48,008
with her beautiful face
unblurred.
313
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,182
Isn't this fun?
314
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,700
It's not as bad
as I thought it would be.
315
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,150
No, it's great.
316
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,463
Guess we don't need the fake
family anymore, right?
317
00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,706
Home sweet home.Yeah, well, I'm just gonna go
318
00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:58,950
gearing, if that's cool.
319
00:12:58,985 --> 00:12:59,951
Yeah.Yeah.
320
00:12:59,986 --> 00:13:01,021
Have fun.
321
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:03,058
Oxford dictionary,
here I come! Whoo!
322
00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,618
Hey, uh...
323
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,378
You see my gearing pack?
324
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,622
Yeah, it's outside.
325
00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:18,936
Oh, does it stink?
Good call, air it out.
326
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,283
Yeah, the same thing happened
with my hockey stuff.
327
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:24,320
That stuff gets, like,
pee-yew!
328
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:28,324
No! Hey! Wait!
Oh, my God! Wait!
329
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:30,016
No!
330
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:33,122
Hey, stop, stop, please!
Stop!
331
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,848
Stop!
332
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:37,506
Oh, my God!
No! Oh, my God.
333
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:41,165
Oh, no! No!
334
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,856
Oh, shit!
335
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:44,893
Oh, no, please, stop it!
336
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,377
Ooh!
337
00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,275
[crunching]
338
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,625
[heaving]
339
00:14:03,773 --> 00:14:05,327
Why would you do this?
340
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:06,604
You need help, Jon.
341
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,674
So, that's how you help me?
342
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,883
You-- you throw away
my gearing outfit?
343
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,885
Yes! What else
was I supposed to do?
344
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,578
Jon-- oh, my gosh, I knew you
wouldn't go to therapy, okay?
345
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:16,994
And then I was like,
what do I do?
346
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,271
I'll get your outfit
347
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,721
that I can bring you
back home with, okay?
348
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:23,034
And you know what?
Blur my face again, all right?
349
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,415
[buzzer]Hold on a second.
350
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,625
Whatever happened to
"with this gear, I thee wed"?
351
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,940
With this gear,
I thee wed.
352
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:35,564
That's your language, Jon,
not Leslie's.
353
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,117
What's going on here?
354
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,636
Why is our therapist here?
355
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,258
I'm here
to help you, Jon.
356
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,053
Me too.
357
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,813
We're all here
to help you, Jon.
358
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,094
You need help, Jon.
359
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,580
What's going on here?
360
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,099
We're having
a gear-tervention.
361
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,307
A gear-tervention?
362
00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:56,102
That's not even
in the dictionary!
363
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:57,827
Leslie called me...
364
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,140
and I helped her
organize it.
365
00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:01,762
We're your friends.
366
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,626
Let us help you.
367
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,939
I don't need help.
368
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:07,976
I don't need anybody!
369
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:12,014
Jon, wait!No, no, let him go, let him go.
370
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,915
We just need to let things
run their course.
371
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:24,164
I'm not back, okay?
372
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:26,580
It's cold out.
373
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:29,583
I want to change out of
my slippers and into my boots.
374
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,965
I'm going to take
my gear hat.
375
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,073
And I'm taking this because it
provides extra warmth.
376
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,765
We know what ponchos do, Jon.Oh, yeah?
377
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,009
Well, this one's from the New
York City Marathon!
378
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,493
Ran the 'Thon!
379
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:45,806
They don't just give these
away-- you have to earn it!
380
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:48,016
Yeah, I know, I got one
last year when I ran.
381
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,534
Also ran the 'Thon!
382
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,157
Then you know
how warm it is!
383
00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:54,125
Yeah, I do.
384
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,678
With these super cool pockets
on the side,
385
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,991
I'll be really warm outside
when I'm in the cold,
386
00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,682
and I could be
out there as long as I want,
387
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:02,685
which is gonna be
a long time!
388
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,515
Marathon runner,
running away!
389
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,037
[Jon]
I can't believe all my friends
390
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,142
and family would betray me
like that, Gear-i.
391
00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:13,455
And calling it
a "gear-tervention"?
392
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:14,697
Give me a break.
393
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:16,492
If I wasn't so mad
maybe I would've found
394
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:18,184
it was a cool name, but I'm
really pissed off,
395
00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:19,530
I think it's stupid.
396
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,841
I don't know, Jon.
397
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,809
I think everyone
is just trying to help.
398
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,017
If they were trying
to help me, Gear-i,
399
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:25,846
they would've just
gotten me more gear.
400
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,020
Or whatever, no big deal
401
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:28,539
'cause now I got this
really cool excuse
402
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,058
just to get
more sweet gear.
403
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,474
I'm sorry, sir,
your card's been declined.
404
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:33,923
No, that's wrong,
try it again.
405
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,891
I tried it three times.
406
00:16:35,925 --> 00:16:37,030
Please just give me
one sec, please.
407
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,135
Sure.All right, thank you.
408
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,584
Gear-i, would you
call my wife, please?
409
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:40,723
Yes, Jon.
410
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,380
[call ringing through] Hello?
411
00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,899
Hey, what's up, babe?
412
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,557
I'm at Paragon and I'm getting
us all some new gear,
413
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,248
and they said
my card was declined.
414
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,353
You know what's
going on with that?
415
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,837
Of course it was.
416
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,908
Do you think I'm stupid enough
to not cancel our cards
417
00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:54,599
so you can't buy more crap?
418
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:56,877
You cancelled my card? Yeah, Jon.
419
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,672
You can't do that![dial tone]
420
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,949
Hello?
421
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,675
Hello?
422
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,194
You guys do payment plans?No.
423
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,713
I'm sorry, we don't do
payment plans.
424
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,543
Can I trade you my, my running
poncho for all this stuff?
425
00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:08,958
We have to use
the credit card.
426
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,927
Please, just this one time,
please, please!
427
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,549
Could you just come here
for a second, please?
428
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,068
You know IMDB?Yeah.
429
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,518
That's me.Um...
430
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:17,622
"Jon Glaser Loves Gear".
431
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,728
I'm Jon Glaser,
that's the gear.
432
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:23,870
TruTV will reimburse you
for everything times two.
433
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:25,527
I need this gear!
434
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,219
I'm sorry, not today.Oh, God!
435
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,325
[shivering]
Oh, God.
436
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:36,365
Everywhere I went
I saw gear.
437
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,437
But I couldn't have it,
not even a little taste.
438
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:40,818
I had to do something.
439
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,993
Everyone else could
have gear, why not me?
440
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:46,720
I wanted gear,
I needed gear,
441
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,446
and I would do anything
to get some gear.
442
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,968
Hey, man, I like your coat.Thanks, man.
443
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:54,314
It's cool, man.Thanks.
444
00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:57,110
Is that flannel?It's wool.
445
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,284
It's wool?Wool, yeah.
446
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,079
Oh, I got one like that,
447
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,460
but mine has a different collar.
You see, like, the fur ones?
448
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,083
You know what I'm talking about,
where, like,
449
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,154
the collar part's fur?Yeah, yeah.
450
00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:09,812
I like the pockets on that.Thanks, man.
451
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,297
Does it have
a pocket right here?
452
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,401
Yeah, dude.Look at this, look at
this pocket.
453
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:14,507
Yeah, man...Oh, sorry,
454
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,646
I just wanted
to try the pocket.
455
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,096
Yeah, it's cool.I like, I like
456
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,959
a hand pocket, yeah.
457
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:21,410
Hey, man,
I'll hook you up.
458
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,792
I'll suck your [bleep] if you
let me try it on me?
459
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,000
Seriously?Please? Please?
460
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,898
Just...
461
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,152
♪Hey!
462
00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:41,361
It's cool, man-- no, no, no, no,
I'm just checking out,
463
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,466
I'm just
checking out the bag.
464
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,501
Is that your bag?It's not my bag
465
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:44,709
but I'm just looking at it.
466
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,366
You see it's got
a little bag on the side?
467
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,610
You see it's got a little bag?All right!
468
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:49,956
Please, let me
look at his gear!
469
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,164
Stop moving!Just let me look at his--
470
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,165
where's the gear?
I want to see it!
471
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,546
Stop resisting.All I want to do
472
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,996
is look at gear-- why can't
you let me do that?
473
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:58,171
That's all I...
474
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,380
You see that bag?
It's cool, right?
475
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,141
Look at how cool that is?Real cool.
476
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,039
You see there's a little bag
on the big bag!
477
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,352
And the little bag
comes off!
478
00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:08,664
You could take
the little bag off.
479
00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:10,908
You guys got cool gear.
Is that a bodycam?
480
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,047
Cool shots!
481
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,567
[hard rock music]
482
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,879
[gates rattling]
483
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,709
Pretty cool gear, right?
484
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,089
My hat-- how sweet
is this thing?
485
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,712
This is, like,
totally my style.
486
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,197
Whenever I get out of here I'm
gonna ask if I could keep it.
487
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:26,199
[whispering]
Ooh, check this out, man.
488
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:27,511
Some of the guys in here,
489
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,858
they showed me how to make
a shiv out of my toothbrush--
490
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:31,480
check that out.
491
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,725
Isn't that cool?
492
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,898
So, what, my own wife
didn't want to come
493
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,384
visit her hubsy in lockup?
Is that it?
494
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,213
She's still upset, Jon.
495
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,526
I mean,
I can't blame her.
496
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,563
Part of her didn't even
want to post bail.
497
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:47,255
She thinks that maybe
you staying in here
498
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:50,016
for a little while
might do some good,
499
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,225
and I can't disagree.
500
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,089
But the fact of
the matter is,
501
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:57,092
is you'll probably
get killed within a week.
502
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,232
Maybe even if you were tough
enough to hold your own in here,
503
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,234
which you're not, and it's
not even close,
504
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:02,270
don't even think about it--
505
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:03,512
I ran the marathon, Steve.
506
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,031
Ran the 'Thon!
507
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:07,516
It's not even close.
508
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:08,690
It's funny
when you think about
509
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,588
how this season has unfolded,
you know?
510
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,107
Like, started off,
511
00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:13,971
you were trying to survive
out in the woods,
512
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:17,146
now here's me, trying to
survive in prison.
513
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,114
It's pre-- it's pretty funny,
isn't it?
514
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:21,081
[laughs]
515
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,154
Look, Jon...
516
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:27,433
Leslie'll take you back.
517
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:30,263
If I go back to her and tell
her you're a changed man,
518
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,645
which I will, but you
have to convince me first.
519
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,544
Spurt, I promise,
I will never, ever
520
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:38,375
bring home extra gear
that I do not need--
521
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:41,619
only if it is absolutely
just super cool
522
00:20:41,654 --> 00:20:44,277
and if I can find a place for it
and if I can't find a place,
523
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,762
I'll take something out
and I'll put that in, right?
524
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:49,765
It's...
525
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,148
All right, all right.
No, no more gear.
526
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,495
No extra gear, no more gear.
I-- I'm good.
527
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,015
Just get me out
of here, man, please?
528
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,913
Please?
529
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:02,571
[whispering]
I'll suck your [bleep], man.
530
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,642
You screw up one more time
you're on your own.
531
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,645
I promise, I-- I'm gear--
I'm good.
532
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,991
And no more marathon talk.
533
00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,545
No more 'Thon.
534
00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:15,343
Okay, okay.
535
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:17,137
I'll see you soon.All right.
536
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,312
I did run it,
it's impressive.
537
00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,214
[no sound]
538
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:30,116
So, it's been a week.
539
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,807
How are things at home?
540
00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:34,120
It's been a little strange.
541
00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:37,779
Jon hasn't been his usual
manipulative, annoying self
542
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,332
that I fell in love with.
543
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:40,782
Don't get me wrong,
I mean,
544
00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:43,129
neither is the guy
who hoarded gear,
545
00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:47,823
but I at least loved
that Jon's passion for life,
546
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:50,032
which I now realize was
just a passion for gear,
547
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:52,690
but I loved
that exuberance.
548
00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,174
It was never my intention
549
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,522
that Jon would miss his gear
so much that he would end up
550
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:58,869
on the streets offering
to suck a stranger's [bleep]
551
00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:00,905
and stealing a backpack.
552
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,494
So, is there anything you'd
like to say to him now?
553
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:04,530
You had mentioned to me
554
00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:07,671
there was something
you wanted to give him.
555
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,190
Jon, I'm not saying
that you can go out
556
00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:12,503
and buy a bunch of
new gear--
557
00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:17,025
that has to be done
in moderation, but...
558
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:18,923
I can't believe I'm going
to say this,
559
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,754
I want the old Jon back.
560
00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:25,378
I want the Jon
that loves gear back.
561
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:29,382
And I-- I, um,
and I promise you...
562
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:33,110
this is not a prank
like last time, but...
563
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,078
♪
564
00:22:43,638 --> 00:22:47,262
[gasping]
565
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:50,127
Gear!A jai alai cesta.
566
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,060
Sweetie, thank you so much.
567
00:22:55,304 --> 00:23:00,171
Gear...!
568
00:23:03,071 --> 00:23:05,418
Jon, come on,
we're gonna be late.
569
00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:07,731
Just grabbing my helmet,
hold on.
570
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:10,112
All right, Broadway
here we come.
571
00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:12,287
Ready for a night
on the town.
572
00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:13,737
Someone call GQ, right?
573
00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:14,807
Are you really
gonna wear that?
574
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:16,395
We're going to see
a Broadway show.
575
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,568
Please, Jon,
don't make me regret
576
00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:19,328
letting the cameras
come back in.
577
00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:21,917
All right, there is nothing
on the theater's website
578
00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:23,574
that says no jai alai
outfits.
579
00:23:23,609 --> 00:23:25,231
Why would there be?Regardless,
580
00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:28,959
I think I look totally
acceptable for a theater.
581
00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:32,238
My shirt is tucked in,
I have a very elegant sash,
582
00:23:32,272 --> 00:23:35,137
I have white shoes-- I think
I look very presentable.
583
00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:37,001
I'm talking about
that thing on your hand.
584
00:23:37,036 --> 00:23:38,658
Why do you even need
to wear it?
585
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:40,488
Because it's part of
the outfit, that's why,
586
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:43,111
and it's not a thing,
it is a cesta,
587
00:23:43,145 --> 00:23:44,423
and you should know that
588
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,564
because you're the one
who bought it for me.
589
00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:48,910
Okay, come on,
let's just go.
590
00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:50,463
How much do you want to bet
that I don't look
591
00:23:50,498 --> 00:23:52,465
like the biggest idiot
at the theater tonight?
592
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,294
A million billion dollars.
593
00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:56,296
Whatever, fine, let's just go.Okay.
594
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,160
I'll get the door
because I am a gentleman.
595
00:23:58,195 --> 00:24:00,300
Allow me.
596
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,201
Come on, Jon,
we're gonna be late.
597
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,444
I got-- I practiced
this morning
598
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,274
and I got it on
the first try, just...
599
00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:10,207
Okay, Jon, I'm sorry,
I can't wait any longer,
600
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,347
let's go, come on.
601
00:24:12,381 --> 00:24:13,486
All right,
just give me a sec,
602
00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:15,315
I want to turn
the alarm on, okay?
603
00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:17,145
Aren't you gonna
wear a jacket?
604
00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:19,941
No, I want people to see
the whole outfit.Ugh.
605
00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,494
Oh, shit, I set off the alarm![alarm blaring]
606
00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:24,014
What's the disarm code?My birthday!
607
00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:26,637
[mumbling]
608
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:28,639
August 13th?Seriously?
609
00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:29,813
Ah, shit.
610
00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:31,470
The police'll come
and turn it off.
611
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:32,885
Let's go!
Oh, [bleep].
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