Original subtitles

People who work in this industry like us,

the things we shouldn't believe the most are love and marriage.

People who look for us are mostly for relationships' problem.

There's a rule Never be in a relationship with your clients

or you would have a bad death

Therefore I would not believe in love or marriage

Just like my 24 hr workaholic boss

Mao Da Lang

cares about the world matters yet neglected his family matters.

And also the Dino Girl "Fei Yan" who always go online to ask otaku out

She might even hook your husband one day.

In this point, my weirdo partner, Sky,

is more lucky than me.

At least he still believes in true love until now.

Believes that a person's existence

I saw that girl

so silly that it's cute

and also very obedientShort fringe~

She likes a boy

yet she don't dare to confess

But love

It's love which pushed her forward to love

It's love which pushed her forward to love

Her future~

silently changesArrangements

has awaken

Decided to realise it this time

No longer waiting

Passed the seashore

She has came to the unfamiliar crowd

The heart

has to irrigate strongly

Have to be how brave

Subdued the love ocean

Has also found the confident expression

Learnt to be splendid by oneself

Life shouldn't be wasted

So it is just love

It did not leave

And yet being even more amazing

Oh, I have also started to understand love~

I Love U Love U Love I: Episode 1

Wang Dan Dan, Wake Up!

Dan Dan, wake up

Yuhoo!

So noisy my alarm clock!

Turn that alarm off!

Too noisy, quickly turn off the alarm clock.

It's your first day at your job. Hurry up

It's your first day at your job. Hurry up

Don't you still have to fiddle for awhile?

I don't care if you are late, just don't make me be late too.

Quick!

You're so annoying!

You think I'm annoying? Why do you have to make me say 300 times?

Why do you have to make me say 300 times for everything?

I already finished making breakfast, and I still have to come over here to wake you up.

Don't you have a conscience?

but you're the little bro

Wake up, you were born 2 hrs before me

doesn't mean you can be my sister.

Wake Up!

Wake up already.

Oh? What the?!

Why'd you take off my bed covers?!

.

What are you laughing at?

How old are you still? you still wear candy undies

Pervert

Wake up

I still want to sleep

10 minutes more...

Aren't you the big sister?

10 more minutes..

5 minutes more...

Owww!

Why did you use that to hit me?!

It's dirty!

I cleaned it already!

Look at your own room!

I just cleaned it for you.

What happened to here? huh?

Ok. Ok. I'll wake up.

Go out.

Go out (copies Dan Dan)

Breakfast is on the table. Hurry up

Yeah

Hurry up and come down

What is this?

Really delicious.This tastes too good.

After a day of night duty,

Eating this type of food that can only be found in 5 star restaurants

I am sooo lucky.

Let me tell you, no matter how tired your aunt is,

it all doesn't matter anymore.

Aunty

Aunty, now that both Dan Dan and I are working

you don't need to work so hard and be so tired.

Aww, I'm not that tired.

If you tell me not to move, I'll be even more tired.

I have my cleaning job to pass the time. You don't need to worry about me.

Then you don't need to work til so late.

Working the night shift is really damaging to your health.

Don't worry! I watch my health.

Dan...

Isn't Dan Dan's first job today? Where is she?

Dan Dan? She...

Late, it's bad...

I'm going to be late...

Help me pack up my breakfast

Dan Dan, Why are you still wearing pyjamas?

Can you wake up earlier? You're always so flustered!

Take your time...

Take your time...

You'll be late so why not just go late

Aunty, look at him

It's already packed

Where's my bag?

It's next to the bed

Where's my...?

Upstairs in the second drawer

pants are in the hamper, jacket is in your closet.

This lass really is...

You have spoilt her.

Where is my purse?

Under that second pile of dirty clothes in your room.

Aunty, I'm going to work now. Be safe Ok

What time do I have to get to work?

8:30 How long does it take to get there?

25 minutes

You're so good! So smart!

Let go of me

It's already 8:05 Hurry up and go

Why are you still playing? Aunty, Bye Bye

Your breakfast hurry...

Slow down

You're not in a hurry...

When will they ever grow up?

What is this?

Saw it yesterday and it was quite good

and you might like it

It's my first job present?

Who said anything about giving you a present?

Then it's a Valentine's present

You usually like fighting with me so much

but you still treat me the best!

Don't gross me out.

I'm just worrying that you'll catch a cold, and I'll end up having to take care of you...So bothersome. Just put it on.

ok

and remember

You under people's roof, you hold your head low, must not have direct collision.

The first 6 months, just act a little stupider,

do you hear me?

I know already

You just want me to be looked down by others.

No, it's just not to make you into a target.

To save you from troubles.

Good that you know it.

I'm leaving.

Bye

B1, don't go the wrong way

Ok, got it.

Hello.

Hello.

Miss Wang, right?

yes

Come, I'll take you to your seat

ok

You can just call me Dan Dan

Ok, no problem

Your future seat will be here

just right next to me

Where do I get my ID/door card?

Oh, I'll help you do it later.

If you have any problems in the future

you can count on me.

You can count on me too! On me too! Me too!

What constellation are you?

Fairy

A fairy wearing the traditional elegant costume

Or the fairy who makes people's soul comes out?

Neither, I'm the foxy fairy.

Then it's the sexy foxy fairy.

Still not bad.

It's 42, 28, 38

Hey baby, what're you doing?

This morning you forgot to take your earings

When are you going to come up and get it?

Evening?

Don't be too late

Or you'll be too reluctant to go home.

I have another call, I'll call you later.

Ok, Bye bye

Sandy, you just suddenly thought of me? Are you still in Shanghai?

You're back, When?

Eating out, of course

There's a restaurant that I want to eat with you

Right, a beef restaurant at Inner Lake...

I know you love red wine...

My boss is looking at me

bye bye...

Boss, I'm sorry. I have many external duties recently.

Who is doing the duty today?

Today? Me.

Why don't you go clean it then?

ok

Fei Yen

What?

Who are you chatting with?

Someone chasing (likes) you?

There are plenty of people chasing me..

Haha, really.

Where's Sky? Why isn't he here yet?

The boss is taking off one dollar for each minute late. He's dead.

Sky's here already.

20 minutes, 35 seconds

Are you testing my patience?

Why are you late?

Even though I know you worked late yesterday

but it doesn't mean that you can come in late today!

Don't be late!!

Sorry, I was just taking Dan Dan to work

and had to take care of some things, so..

No excuses!

The most important rule in life is to be on time.

If one can't even do that

companies will fall, everything will fall apart!

Understand?!

20 minutes 35 seconds

Equals 1235 seconds

That means you owe $1,235

as a little punishment.

Why did Dan Dan change jobs again?

She was sexually harassed by a previous coworker.

Here, lend me your hand.

What?

Lend me your hand.

Your hand.

Dan Dan

Let me give you a little massage.

What do you think?

Dan Dan really thought he just wanted to give her a massage.

Stupid.

Bad romance luck...

Sky

I already looked up all the info on Dan Dan's coworkers.

Want me to send it to you now?

How did you Dan Dan found a new job?

Because all of your comings and goings

are inside the palm of my hand.

Which means both of you

are in the palm of MY hand.

No one better do anything idiotic.

Fei Yen,

I already changed my cell phone 2 or 3 times

how are you still able to find me?

Hehehe. Trade secret.

That's why Fei Yen's salary is higher than yours.

There's a reason. Even I've been harmed before...

Boss, this has gone against human privacy.

Bite me. Hmmph.

Lao Da

Hope that you choke on drinking water

Hope you fall down to death on the street.

Lao Jie (Old sister), your lunch.

Why are you wearing that?

What Old Jie? I'm not that old...

What are you being bashful for?

Don't you like being the OLDer sister?

Ok I've got my lunch, now go...

I'm just afraid that you don't understand that circumstances yet.

Ok

What are the circumstances here?

2 things

One good, one bad

Which do you want to hear first?

The bad one.

Looks like all of these guys are innocent idiots

you'll have lots of burdens in the future.

How about the good.

They won't harass you.

Why?

Because..

I get it..

Make your eyes a little brighter, be a little smarter

Study your surroundings.

Among these 4 guys

there will be one that your lady boss will like the most

Remember, don't touch that one, leave him alone

Don't eat lunch with him. Ok.

Understand?

How do you know?

Did you forget what your younger brother does for a living?

Ok ok, I got. Now go...hurry..

Jie jie, I'm going back to class

Hurry up and go!

Bye bye everybody.

Hello Fei Yen

Sky, hurry up, don't dilly dally..

Ok, understood.

Move.

Honey

You are so pretty today

Your wife finally lets you out

of course I have to look a little prettier.

It itches..

Don't make those weird noises.

I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it...

Yun wen follow him properly

Boss

That guy's kind of car, once he presses the gas pedal...

I can only say sorry to you.

You wan't a raise right?

Why do I keep thinking that the car behind us is following us?

Really?

Yun wen,

Is the target increasing his speed?

Goooo!

Sky, where did you die?!

3 minutes, 3 minutes.

You said 3 minutes 10 minutes ago.

I don't want to have a flat tire either!

What?

You don't understand

Boss

But the target has increased his speed

should we still keep chasing them?

Yes, chase!

Sky, tell me your position!

Sky, please hurry up,

I don't know how long I can last.

You two always give me a problem during a mission

One always complains the car isn't fast enough while the other's car always breaks down

No money to fix

Boss, we haven't had a raise in 2 years

If you solve the mission this time,

i'll also give you a bonus

What's his problem

Boss

Just then, the target suddenly pulled it's brakes

I'm now on Bei An road, I can't see the target anymore

Boss, Qian Biao disappeared

Damn it!

Sky, go into the tunnel

Being caught by your wife is nothing much

Coward

Boss, we should be entering the tunnel soon

Otherwise the signal will disappear

Has the target appeared in your sight yet?

Yes

200 metres away from me

A de depart

Yun wen, give me your position

Boss,

I just passed Fu Lin bridge

Where do I meet up with you

Boss, already approaching target

Go next to the target

Confirm if the female is still on the car or not?

Looking at Qian Biao's route

He'll either go on Xing Yi road or go to Xin Bei Tou

Yun wen go on Xing Yi road

Sky keep following

Honey

Honey

Don't get angry, okay?

Didn't you tell me last time you saw a diamond you really liked?

Why don't we go have a look at it tonight

Target has entered the motel

Fei Yen, what is Qian Biao's current location?

Reservations indicate that they're currently at room no. 1301

Xiao Di already left, so only the two of them are in the room now

Yun wen, have you contacted Officer Ma?

No, nobody told me to

Mrs. Qian only wanted to give him a warning

But if you do find any problems,

Come...

Reveal the photo inside

He definitely won't harm you guys

What photo is this?

Don't ask so much

Fei Yen, what is Qian Biao's current location?

Reservations indicate that they're currently at room no. 1301

Xiao Di already left, so only the two of them are in the room now

Yun wen, have you contacted Officer Ma?

No, nobody told me to

Mrs. Qian only wanted to give him a warning

But if you do find any problems,

Come...

Reveal the photo inside

He definitely won't harm you guys

What photo is this?

Don't ask so much

We get money, do our work Just follow the master's orders

Boss,

Looking at the car he was driving and they way he left,

this Qian Biao wouldn't happen to be some incredible person, would he?

What are you scared of?

It's just his name that scares people

At most, you'll just be beat up

You've done this job for so long

You guys have countless fights before, right?

Let's go and get a beating then

Hurry, hurry

Fei Yen,

Wait, aren't you going with us?

Let's go

No, there should be one person left behind to call the police

It's almost time now

Start mission

Hurry

Boss,

Why didn't you tell them that inside is Hei Hu Group's leader?

Inside there is Black Tiger Gang Leader.

I don't care if he is Big Brother or Little Brother.

Keep a normal state of mind then it will affect our professionalism.

What's more,

Madam Qian is then the true Big Sister.

Rest assured.

Come, are you comfortable?

Really comfortable.

How do we get up there?

Climb.Climb?

Come

I newly bought it.

It will get dirty.

Let me carry the camera.

Thanks.

Ok?Ok.

UpOk

Are you done?You are really heavy.

Done...let's go.

Boss, ok now.

Are the photos clear?

Very clear.

We have captured all of it, we are leaving.

Wait a minute.

Take photos and let him know about it.

What do you mean by that?

Flash light flash.

Flashlight?!

Come.Faster.

Come

2, 3

Lightning?

Raining will have more ambience.

Raining will have more ambience.

What are you doing?

What are you taking photo of?

Don't take photo anymore!

Who are you?!

Let's go...

Make it quick.

Yun Wen...camera...

Don't run.

Hold them!

Don't be rash.

Hold onto them.

You...what are you taking photo of?

Do you know who am I?! Have you heard of Black Tiger Gang?

How is it? Don't be rash.

Don't be rash.

Wife?!

Let's go.

Wife

It's bad, my wife knew it.

Good.

Don't chase anymore.

Help me check out who are they.

Show them some colours.

I'm dead.

How's it?...Did you guys get the photos?

We got it...

Pretty...100 thousand dollars into our pocket.

Dodge, let's go.

Go.

Boss.

That fellow taunts that he is from Black Tiger Gang.

That's right.

What, Boss you've already knew that?

Excuse me, am I such an easy-going person?

Before I take on the case,

of course I have to investigate their backgrounds.

Why didn't you say it earlier?

Boss...you want us to be dead?!

I didn't tell you guys about it?

Boss!

♫ Well I've been up, I've been layin' on the ground ♫

♫ I've had my head in a noose ♫

♫ No matter how hard things seem to get ♫

♫ Me and my baby's gonna see it through. Yeah. ♫

♫ I know she means business by the way she kisses ♫

♫ I love that little thing that she does ♫

♫ While the world's still busy goin' 'round and 'round ♫

♫ She's the best thing that ever was ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby, don't mean maybe ♫

♫ Well I ain't never been to London, never been to France ♫

♫ Well that's okay with me ♫

♫ She knows how to please me inside and out ♫

♫ There's no one else that I'd rather be. No No. ♫

♫ 'Cause she's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby, don't mean maybe ♫

♫ Ah yeah. She's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

♫ She's my rock 'n roll baby ♫

Excuse me, I would like to ask something.

Excuse me, I would like to ask something.

What do you want?

Excuse me, I would like to ask something.

Excuse me, I would like to ask something.

What do you want?

I didn't expect that a girl can ride a bike so well.

What does it have to do with you?

Nothing.

I would like to ask if you have altered your bike before?Because my bike...

I altered it by myself.

But I'm not free right now.

Can you please leave?

Where is my steel brush?

It's you who touched my stuffs?

I just want to help tidy up your tools.

That will be cleaner and more safe.

You don't have to thank me.

Who are going to thank you?!

I hate people touching my stuffs the most while I'm working.

I just want to help out.

I don't need your help.

I...

I'm sorry.

Hello.

Sky, faster come back to celebrate.

Yup.

Ok, got it.

Come...

Come, cheers...

Celebrate well for accomplishing our mission well today.

Boss, is this even considered celebrating?

Isn't this too shabby?

That's right.

All these things are even mine.

We should at least have a meal.

Tacky, what is the form?

That's not important at all. What's important is my heart intention.

OK?

I think tacky is better instead.

I really like tackiness.

I really, really want to have a big meal.

That's right, Boss. Aren't you being too miserly?

Boss.

We have go through thick and thin with you,

since it's to celebrate, we should at least eat something better.

Okay

Later I treat you guys to 199 Eat-Till-Full, how's it?

How is it?

Lady Boss

Husband

Sister-in-law

Why did you come to the office?

Didn't I tell you not to come if there's nothing important?

I have something really important.

Let's talk upstairs.

Xiao Dun

Why did you bring the kid to the office?

I just...

What's wrong?

Xiao Dun fought in the school today.

Xiao Dun

Sit...sit over here.

Xiao Dun

Today did you win or lose the fight?

Hubby, can you please be more serious?

Can you please be more serious?

Do you concern Xiao Dun at all?

Of course, I'm concerned.

Xiao Dun is a boy.

Fighting in school is just a normal thing.

I'm like this when I'm young too.

My mum did not even come to the office like you.

Do you exactly know how to take care of the kid at all?

This is not just the fighting problem.

I definitely must discuss about Xiao Dun's situation with you.

Isn't it just a trivial matter like a fight?

At most apologise to the other party's parents.

Don't look at things so seriously.

Xiao Dun

Dad is not going to scold or hit you.

Tell Dad,

why did you fight in school today?

What's wrong with him?

You are rarely at home.

He almost take you as a stranger.

What do you mean by that?

Xiao Dun's principal says that

he doubt Xiao Dun has Asperger syndrome.

Principal?

Don't the Principal care too much?

Is he a doctor?

What what Asperger syndrome?

Xiao Dun looks fine, he is not ill.

He done his mathematics really well.

3.14159, this is pi.

Why did he copy such a long line?

3.14159265358979

3238462643383...

Xiao Dun, your memory is so good?!

Like your Father.

In order to reward you,

what toy do you like?

Father will buy for you.

Hubby!

Normal people wouldn't remember

such numbers!

You are enough.

Xiao Dun having good memory is a good thing.

Why did you say as though it is a bad thing?

Ok, enough...

I'm really busy with my work.

Why are you always acting up out of a molehill for what?

My eyes turned big then you said my thyroid gland has swollen.

My face turns red then you said I have high blood pressure.

I didn't go to the toilet for two hours,

you doubted that I need to go and check up on my bladder.

Can you don't look at things too seriously?

Forget it, I'm busy with my work.

You go home...

Go back.

How many times have I told you

Don't come and bother me at the office.

Hubby, I beg you...

That's enough.

If there's anything, say it at home.

Why did you shout so loudly, did you see ghost or what?

Just saw you this ghost.

I'm bathing, why did you come in for what?

Excuse me, who is going to look at you?

And also, it's me who use it first just now.

I went out to send a SMS and you took the place.

I filled the water for 10 minutes and didn't even see you.

I'm doing facial mask.

Doing facial mask needs 10+ minutes.

Wait till you are done washing, my face would have cracked.

Go to the kitchen, there's water there too.

There is no mirror in the kitchen.

Why are you being so naggy?

Still dare to say?!

Today, there's even someone looking at my underpants.

Pervert.

What are you talking about?

Get out!

You faster get out!

1 more minute.

Get out!

Ok, petty fellow...

Petty fellow...

Close the door well.

What else again?

Wish us a happy birthday!

Wish us a happy birthday!

Wish you guys a happy birthday!

Wish us a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Really heavy cake.

Hold for awhile...

Please, everyone is afraid of aging

.The candles are getting lesser

Some even used question mark. Just the both of you,

put so many candles.

Adding them will make it 50 years old already.

This is Jia He and my birthday.

And also our birthday cake together.

Of course we should fill them with candles.

That will then mean we are getting older slowly.

Hope we can get to 200 candles.

200? 50 candles is already this much. If it's 200 then

wouldn't it need a big washing basin like this.

Quick...

The candles are finishing soon.

Ok.

What wish did you make?

Why must I tell you?

Petty fellow

Quickly blow off the candles.

Ok.

Happy Birthday!

Be careful of the cake!

Jia He, go and sit in the living room first.

After Aunt is done brewing the tea, we can then eat the cake.

Ok.

Dan Dan

You actually dare to do it on me?!

You make it on me?!

You are really annoying.

You dare to do it on me!

Really dirty...

Dan Dan

You actually dare to do it on me?!

You make it on me?!

You are really annoying.

You dare to do it on me!

Really dirty...

My first kiss.

No...

This is not.

With emotions then it is called a kiss.

This is not...

Then what is that just now?

This is skin touching skin.

Skin touching skin?

What are the both of you doing?

Nothing.

Still say nothing.

There is cake on the faces of you guys.

That is bought with money.

Being this wasteful,...

Wipe your faces.

Right...

Not playing anymore...Wasteful.

That is food.

It dropped.

Are you done wiping?

Yup, done.

Come, Dan Dan this is for you.

Thanks, Aunt.Come...

This little cutie.

Have a hug...

Playful fellow...

Aunt has picked a bag for you.

You have carried that bag of yours ever since 18 years old until now.

That is really worn out.You will be laugh at if you carry it out.

Do you know that?

Jia He

The present Aunt is giving you,

wallet.

Thanks, Aunt.This is not cheap too.

This is for you.

You have prepared too?

Such big present, what is it?

What is this?

Have a look...

How do you know that I want to change a new pair of shoes?

Wait a minute.

Who will give shoes as a birthday present?

Are you hoping that he run away, is it?

Then you must give her 10 dollars.

Give me.

I will give you later on.

I'm sorry.

I...

You must have forgotten today is our birthday.

So you must have not prepare

my birthday present, right?

You must discover it?!

Jia He, you've even forgotten such an important date?

You are really brainless.

Forget it, Aunt.

Jia He has already given me one this year.

Really great birthday present.

I shall let you go this time round.

What present have you given?

When is that?

just...

silk scarf?

Come, eat the cake.

Come.

Why are the both of you

always with the similar poses?

Can you guys change it?

This...being like this is the coolest.

Ok...come...

Take photo...Aunt...

Really very uncreative.

No, faster...

I know how to pose better than the both of you.

If not what?

Ok...be more serious...

Coming...

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