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[Moritz] Having our own business
had always been our greatest dream.
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To make a ton of money
while also getting to decide
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who you work with, where you work,
and when you work.
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And if you know why you're doing it,
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then it's almost irrelevant
what you're doing.
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Bosses are winner types.
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Employees are loser types
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who use their free time
to try to realize their dreams.
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Why would somebody
choose a life like that?
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-Work time is life time.
-[doorbell rings]
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[dog barking]
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[Marie] Yeah?
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-Can I come in?
-No. Who are you?
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I'm...
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I'm a very good friend of Moritz's.
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-I don't believe you.
-Why not?
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Moritz doesn't have any friends.
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And if he does,
they're either ugly or disabled.
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A compliment from a nine-year-old.
Not bad.
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I'm 11!
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-[whistles] Hmm.
-Do you want to beat Moritz up?
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Oh, we'll see.
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Okay, then come in.
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Down the hall, last door on the right.
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[Lenny] Twenty-one orders in three days!
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If this keeps up,
we'll need new inventory.
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-And I'll need a garage.
-Huh?
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For my Jet Ski!
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Shit!
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Oh, Mr. Sander!
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[Moritz] What are you doing here?
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You still owe me money!
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But first, delete that fucking photo
from the fucking cloud.
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[paper crumpling]
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-Okay, it's deleted.
-Yeah?
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Ow! [groans]
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You should always delete everything
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from the fucking trash.
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[Lenny grunting]
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[Buba] Okay,
do you know what happens now?
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I'll give you the rest of the money soon.
I promise-- [grunts]
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Wrong answer.
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I'll give it to you right now. [grunts]
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Oh, sorry, that was actually
the right answer. So...
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Where's the money?
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We don't have it yet.
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-You just said you'd give it to me now.
-I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
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-Yeah, I did.
-That's why I said it!
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Yes, but only if it's true! [groans]
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-You can have the rest of the pills now.
-[groans]
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-[grunts]
-[Moritz] You can't hit a disabled person!
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-Which of you are you referring to?
-[chuckles]
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You think that's funny?
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-Mm-mm.
-What the fuck?
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What are my pills doing in that picture?
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-Have you two lost your fucking minds?
-[knocks on door]
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[Jens] Are you guys watching a movie?
Sounds intense.
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[coughs] Do you want anything to eat?
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Definitely.
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But it's a really exciting part right now.
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-We'll pop in a pizza later.
-[Lenny] Mm-hmm.
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[Lenny] Two pizzas.
One for each person in here.
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[Moritz] Exactly.
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Okay, you fucking nerds,
tell me what you're up to here.
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[Moritz] All right, maybe you can't always
decide who you work with.
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-[sighs]
-Ow!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Fucking capitalism!
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Fuck you all!
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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[theme music playing]
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How dumb can you be?
A dick pic in the first message!
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I've honestly considered making them
into a coffee table book.
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"Dicks of Germany."
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With Dan's, for instance.
He has a gorgeous dick, by the way.
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-It could be good for the cover.
-Oh, Fritzi!
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[laughs] What's wrong?
Can't I reduce a man to his looks?
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-Mm!
-[phone dings]
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-Besides, I'm looking more for you.
-Thanks.
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Right now I'm just glad to be by myself.
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Lisa, we both know what's going on.
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For years you were everybody's darling,
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then suddenly, snap, like Miley Cyrus.
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First, Hannah Montana,
then "Wrecking Ball."
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It'd be great if you'd stop
letting other people
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make the decisions about your future.
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You were unhappy, and you made a decision.
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One on one, Dan was clearly the winner.
What are you waiting for?
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Did you tell Moritz about the party?
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No.
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Tell me one reason
why I'd talk to your ex about you.
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-[laughs]
-Oh, fuck!
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Mm. Remember 50 Cent, the rapper?
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He used to deal drugs, too.
And you know how he got rich?
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-Mm-mm.
-Rapping?
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No.
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He got in on Vitamin Water,
the beverage company.
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Yeah, he also invested in Bitcoin, and...
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And this project with you two lunkheads
is my way out.
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Well, strictly speaking,
you won't really be out.
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You see, we were already looking
for a reliable supplier.
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-Yeah?
-To avoid possible delivery bottlenecks.
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I'm the most reliable
drug supplier I know.
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-And the money?
-Let's say 10,000.
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I want it by Tuesday.
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No.
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You give us the 10,000.
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What?
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That's your stake in the company.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Do I look like Shark Tank?
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If we scale up recent demand,
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we'll get a product turnover
of 450 pills per day.
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That makes 164,250 pills per year.
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According to the current sale price,
that gives us monthly sales of...
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-54,000 euros.
-Mm.
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And it's an upward trend.
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So, before anyone invests
to get a share of the profits--
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let's say, for a third--
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they'd have to invest
at least 10,000 euros.
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Anything else
would be considered a gift...
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and that's, unfortunately, illegal.
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Check yourself.
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Okay, boys.
I'll tell you how it's going to work.
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I have two grand here.
I want you to turn it into ten by Tuesday.
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Then we'll take it from there
as business partners.
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-And if you run out of pills...
-[phone beeps]
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-[ringtone plays]
-...call me by holding the 1 key.
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And if Auntie Buba calls,
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you pick up,
no matter when, no matter where!
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-Got it?
-Yes.
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Have you--? Okay. Then it's fine.
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[clears throat] All right,
let's toast to that. [sighs]
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Here.
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Oh! You really drink this stuff?
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Ugh. Boys, sugar is poison.
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In Germany, three people die per hour
because of sugar.
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Let that sink in-- three people!
Per hour!
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Okay, we get it.
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Fucking geeks!
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[door closes]
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[sighs]
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[dance music playing on radio]
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Yo, Marie. I'm leaving.
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Don't let those retards bring you down.
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Yallah.
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Close the door!
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[scoffs] Girl power.
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[Moritz] Calm down.
We won't need to defend ourselves.
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The gun probably wasn't even real.
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For this to work, we'll need a way
to replenish inventory, a supplier.
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Like Foxconn and Apple!
Just because the supplier is evil,
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it doesn't mean you can't work with them.
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I'll tell you what we'll do.
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We take the 5,000 euros
from our Bitcoin wallet,
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plus the 2,000 from "50 Cent Jr.,"
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then we sell the rest of the pills
till we have 10,000.
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And then-- then we close the shop.
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Bullshit! Have you looked at the numbers?
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Lenny, the people love us.
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Have you read the customer reviews?
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Here, "These pills suck.
I was totally freaked out." One star.
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Look, this is in Spanish.
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[Lenny] "What a load of shit.
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Can we find the server location
and then... fist them to death?"
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On Yelp, reviews always tend to be
on the negative side.
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But on Yelp, you don't die
if your food sucks, man!
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I mean, we don't even know
what we're selling.
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Maybe we should test the stuff first.
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Lenny, you dropped chemistry
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because you were scared
you'd accidentally create anti-matter.
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Exactly! We don't even know
what MDMA stands for!
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Um, methyl--
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Moritz, seriously?
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Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.
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See? We know what it stands for.
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Hey, the guy has a gun!
If anything goes wrong, he'll kill us!
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And there's nothing we can do about it.
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Hello? Moritz!
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Dude!
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Wait up!
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[groans] Lenny, hang on!
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Fuck!
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-What's your fucking problem?
-You're my fucking problem!
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[Moritz whimpers]
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This isn't fucking GTA, Moritz.
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When you're dead here, you're dead.
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-You don't re-spawn at the next hospital.
-Relax!
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This is almost 2,000 euros
worth of orders.
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Just from this week!
I know what I'm doing, Lenny.
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-Everything is cool!
-[siren wailing]
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Freeze! Police!
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Okay, guys. I have to go.
The fish are biting.
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Oh, well. Crime doesn't sleep,
but you know what?
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Neither do the police.
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Take the pizza out of the oven, okay?
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Wow! Seems to be going really well
with MyTems.
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Here, I'll drop them off for you.
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[coughs] There's a mailbox
on the way anyway.
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What?
No one will stop and search a cop.
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Asshole!
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I know what you're thinking.
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But Steve Jobs didn't care that people
thought he was an asshole, either.
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Some of the greatest geniuses
of all time were assholes.
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Thomas Edison, for instance.
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In order to prove that alternating current
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was more dangerous
than his direct current,
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he had an elephant publicly executed
with alternating current.
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Carly Fiorina reinvented
Hewlett Packard,
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laying off thousands of employees,
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while tripling her own salary
and buying herself a yacht
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and five private jets.
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Jeff Bezos from Amazon
regularly sends employees e-mails
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containing only a question mark
just to make them feel insecure.
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And Elon Musk,
don't get me started with him.
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Success isn't a popularity contest.
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If you want someone's attention
who isn't interested in you at all,
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you sometimes have to do
the exact opposite of what they expect.
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[teacher] Okay, fantastic.
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Aaron and Finn will do Cat and Mouse.
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Next material, Spring Awakening.
Young love.
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Moritz, Lisa,
that's something for you, right?
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[girls giggle]
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-Yeah, sure--
-I'm already with Gerda.
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[teacher] Huh? Okay.
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And people call
my profession monotonous. [laughs]
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Then Lisa can do
The Sorrows of Young Werther...
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-[phone buzzes]
-...with Fritzi.
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[Fritzi] Okay.
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FRITZI
FORGET HIM. GO FOR DAN.
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-Are you listening, Lisa?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Put your phones away, guys.
-[phone buzzes]
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[gasps]
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[teacher] Lisa, enough.
Give me your phone.
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I didn't do anything.
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If it's that important, let's share it
with the whole class, okay? Hmm?
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-Give it here.
-It's not important to anyone else.
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-Either you give--
-Besides, you can't. Privacy laws.
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Hand it over or leave the room.
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[teacher] Okay.
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Lisa has just won herself a date
with the principal.
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-[students laughing]
-[girl] Whoo! [claps]
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[3-D printer whirring]
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[sighs]
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Tsk. Oh.
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SHE LEARNED ALBANIAN IN HER SLEEP!
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[mutters]
247
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:39,725
Mm-hmm.
248
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,005
Hey, Lisa.
249
00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:43,525
Um, about this morning,
250
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:45,925
I get it if you don't want to do
a presentation with me.
251
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,605
That's why I'm doing it with Gerda.
252
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,605
That doesn't mean
I'm not interested in you anymore.
253
00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:54,925
-[sighs, clears throat]
-[phone chimes, paper crumples]
254
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:55,845
[phone chimes]
255
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:57,725
Hey, Lisa!
256
00:12:57,805 --> 00:13:01,405
Um, so I wanted to--
don't worry about America, okay?
257
00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:03,965
I'm selling drugs now
and we'll get it figured out.
258
00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:05,285
[groans]
259
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,925
[phone chimes, paper crumples]
260
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,165
[phone chimes]
261
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,765
Hey, Lisa.
262
00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:14,485
I, um...
263
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,245
If you need more of the... you know...
264
00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,565
I... I might know somebody.
265
00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:24,845
See you at school. Ciao.
266
00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,805
[muffled chatter]
267
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,565
-[distant thud]
-[footsteps approach]
268
00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,125
-[knock on door]
-[door opens]
269
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:36,645
Honey.
270
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,085
I...
271
00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,445
I...
272
00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:45,125
I actually wanted-- I wanted to...
273
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,525
I think it's good that you're focusing
on your chemistry again.
274
00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:56,245
Maybe you can take over
the company one day after all.
275
00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:57,445
Mmm.
276
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:06,605
-[door closes]
-[muffled chatter continues]
277
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,285
PSYCHOTROPIC SUBSTANCE
THAT BELONGS TO PHENOLIC ETHER
278
00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:17,565
AND AMPHETAMINE GROUPS
279
00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:22,645
SWIPE TO CANCEL
280
00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:25,245
-[door opens]
-I'm divorcing your father.
281
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,525
He wanted to tell you himself,
but he can't even do that.
282
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:29,805
[door closes]
283
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,165
[sighs]
284
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:38,605
[Lisa on phone] Hey, Mo, I wanted to let
you know that the pills are dangerous.
285
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:42,205
They have PMA inside.
It causes hot flashes and serious barfing.
286
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,245
HEY LENNY, WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL
WITH THE PILLS.
287
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:48,485
[Lisa] If you find out where to get
good Molly, let me know. Bye.
288
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:49,765
WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE IN THEM?
289
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,045
[gunfire and explosions on TV]
290
00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:56,565
[men shouting on TV]
291
00:14:58,285 --> 00:14:59,805
[man on TV] Son of a bitch!
292
00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,725
-[Lenny] Fuck you, Moritz.
-[paper crumples]
293
00:15:07,045 --> 00:15:08,365
I have to run back to school.
294
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,565
-A conference. [kisses]
-Bye.
295
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,445
[man on TV] It's now or never.
Are you ready?
296
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,685
[man on TV] And now take this.
297
00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:28,125
-[gunfire on TV continues]
-[shouts]
298
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:31,085
[echoing] Hey, people,
welcome to Lenny's show!
299
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,765
I have some crazy info for you.
300
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:33,885
[shouting]
301
00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,285
LEAVE A COMMENT
FBOETTGER - UH, WHAT?
302
00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:37,365
[dance music playing]
303
00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:40,645
Did you know that David Prowse,
the actor who played Darth Vader,
304
00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:42,965
didn't know he had to wear a mask?
305
00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,685
-♪ When I fly and I land, and I land ♪
-♪ Fly and I land, and I land ♪
306
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:49,125
[Lenny] And he only found out
that they'd dubbed his voice...
307
00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:51,285
-[woman's voice] when he saw the movie.
What the hell?
308
00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:52,245
#DELETE YOURSELF
309
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,285
[dance music continues]
310
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,925
[Lenny] ,
he gets to take off his mask...
311
00:15:57,005 --> 00:16:00,205
[laughs] but they replaced his face
with Sebastian Shaw's.
312
00:16:00,285 --> 00:16:03,285
♪ Pop 12 of Molly
Now pop 12 a day ♪
313
00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:06,205
♪ Little Molly, Papa perk ♪
314
00:16:06,285 --> 00:16:08,285
♪ Now she twerk, now she twerk ♪
315
00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:10,165
-[turtle screeches]
-♪ Little Molly ♪
316
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,285
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
317
00:16:12,285 --> 00:16:13,285
[brakes squeak]
318
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:19,765
-[doorbell chiming]
-[distant dog barking]
319
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:30,285
♪ Oh, you can feel it, yeah ♪
320
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:34,085
♪ Oh, it's a passion ♪
321
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,005
[music stops]
322
00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,685
[lock clicks]
323
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,325
-Lenny?
-[Lenny groans]
324
00:16:51,525 --> 00:16:52,405
Lenny?
325
00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:55,085
What the fuck?
326
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,045
-[Lenny humming]
-Lenny.
327
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,325
[humming continues]
328
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,765
-Lenny?
-[Lenny muttering]
329
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:04,005
What?
330
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:06,845
Lenny tested.
331
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,845
Hot. Lenny take it off. Take it off!
332
00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:17,365
[Lenny retching]
333
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,925
[Lenny vomiting]
334
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,965
[Lenny inhales, coughs]
335
00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:31,645
[Moritz] I think the pills
are really shit.
336
00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:34,045
[inhales]
337
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:41,085
Mm!
338
00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,325
Turty. [kisses]
339
00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:44,285
Lenny, you were right.
340
00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:48,325
We won't have any long-term success
if our customers aren't happy.
341
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:49,245
[Lenny] Mm.
342
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:54,845
And they won't be happy
if we deliver substandard products.
343
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:56,045
[Lenny] Mm-hmm.
344
00:17:56,125 --> 00:18:00,765
You know what Steve Jobs did when
he came back to save Apple in '97? Right!
345
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,525
He got rid of the Newton.
346
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:07,325
And why? Because the product was shit.
347
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:12,405
Sure, our customers say
they want to fist us to death,
348
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,645
but they have a point.
349
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,525
[Lenny groaning]
350
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,805
-Lenny? What they actually mean is...
-[groans]
351
00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:22,565
..."We would be very pleased
if, after this unsatisfying experience,
352
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,885
we could receive a replacement product,
free of charge."
353
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,005
[phone buzzes]
354
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,805
DANIEL
HEY LISA, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
355
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:33,085
WANNA CHILL TOGETHER?
356
00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:34,885
[paper crumples]
357
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,245
Fucking pills. [groans]
358
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,725
[birds chirping]
359
00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:57,005
[computer dings]
360
00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,005
VIEW PICTURE
361
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:03,605
[automated voice]
Do you trust me now?
362
00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:07,405
[keyboard clicking]
363
00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:11,725
Well, that was fast.
364
00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:15,205
Suggestion: I tell you something
nobody knows about me
365
00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:19,085
and in return you have to tell me
something nobody knows about you.
366
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:30,765
I flew the F-16 for five years
and I killed at least 20 people.
367
00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:34,525
-Your turn.
-Fuck!
368
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,605
[Moritz] Yesterday
I blocked my mother on Facebook.
369
00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:45,845
Five years ago, she left me sitting
with my sister and father
370
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,405
for a better life with a rich asshole.
371
00:19:51,485 --> 00:19:53,845
[shuddering breath]
372
00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:57,725
[keyboard clicks]
373
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,125
[automated voice] Okay. Holy shit.
How much do you need?
374
00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:08,045
[Moritz] Think what you will.
375
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:10,485
I disagree.
376
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,525
It's not at all crazy
to transfer all of our money
377
00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,525
to a total stranger
from the Darknet instead of...
378
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,445
[phone buzzes]
379
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:19,845
...settling our debt
with the armed small-town dealer.
380
00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:25,005
That's the difference between
people like me and people like you.
381
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,325
[automated voice] Good morning.
Payment received.
382
00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:32,405
[soft chatter]
383
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,885
Selected items ready for pickup
close to you.
384
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:39,485
At 50 degrees 57 minutes 10 seconds north,
385
00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:43,445
then six degrees 54 minutes
27.8 seconds east.
386
00:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,645
Tonight at 7:30. Good luck.
387
00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:52,085
-[music playing over earbuds]
-[chatter]
388
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,005
Hey, Lisa.
389
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:01,285
What's up?
390
00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:07,045
Fritzi said we should talk.
391
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,525
[Lisa] Mm-hmm.
392
00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,045
[Dan] Hmm.
393
00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:19,125
I have an important appointment
and I needed an okay from the school.
394
00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,765
But I'm not allowed to talk about it.
395
00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:25,245
-You know why?
-Mm-mm.
396
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,125
You could say
I'm something like a secret agent.
397
00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:28,045
Mmm.
398
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,725
What do you have against me?
399
00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:35,685
I keep texting you, but you never respond.
400
00:21:35,765 --> 00:21:36,605
Ha-ha.
401
00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:38,805
The hard-to-get act
isn't as sexy as you think.
402
00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:39,725
What do you mean?
403
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,365
-I don't know, my Facebook messages?
-When did you message me?
404
00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:43,485
Yesterday, today.
405
00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:50,725
Ms. Novak, the principal
will be right with you. Go on inside.
406
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:54,165
-Johanna Schroen.
-[Johanna] Here.
407
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,285
Send me a heart.
408
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,245
All right. Now we're talking.
409
00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,405
-Dominik Schroeder.
-Mm-hmm.
410
00:22:05,045 --> 00:22:06,765
-Lea Wergboch.
-Here.
411
00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:13,485
-[paper crumples]
-Hmm?
412
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:26,725
Hey!
413
00:22:31,405 --> 00:22:32,245
[tapping echoes]
414
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,485
[over PA] Hey, Moritz.
415
00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:43,885
Here's a message
you can't delete so easily.
416
00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:45,845
[students snicker]
417
00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:53,605
You don't hack
into your girlfriend's Facebook.
418
00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:57,685
And definitely not your ex-girlfriend's.
419
00:23:02,885 --> 00:23:04,245
And just for the record...
420
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,965
you don't want to be with me.
421
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,485
You want to be with the me
from a year ago.
422
00:23:11,565 --> 00:23:13,285
[chatter]
423
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,725
Don't you see that I've changed?
424
00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:30,285
Why does everyone think
they know what's best for me?
425
00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,325
If anyone should know, it's me, right?
426
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,005
So maybe you can all leave me alone.
Thanks.
427
00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:40,165
Oh, and here's a song to sign off.
428
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:44,325
[pop rock music playing]
429
00:23:45,405 --> 00:23:49,365
♪ It's hard for me to stay awake ♪
430
00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:56,005
♪ It's hard for me to stay awake ♪
431
00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:03,525
♪ In this dream I created ♪
432
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:10,165
♪ In this dream I created ♪
433
00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:15,645
♪ When I was 17 ♪
434
00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:21,485
♪ When I was 17 ♪
435
00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:25,765
[automated voice]
Follow the street for 500 meters.
436
00:24:25,845 --> 00:24:28,405
-She blocked me on everything.
-Shit.
437
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:32,925
I mean, did she think her private data
was secure on Facebook?
438
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:36,125
[automated voice]
In 350 meters, turn right.
439
00:24:38,605 --> 00:24:40,885
[sighs] You think we can trust this guy?
440
00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:44,325
I'm not in the mood to have a gun
shoved in my face again.
441
00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,565
Aren't you the guy
who's not afraid of dying?
442
00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:48,285
Relax, Lenny.
443
00:24:48,525 --> 00:24:50,685
Purplerain said
we wouldn't meet in person.
444
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,965
[scoffs] So, how did your Purplerain
picture it?
445
00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:59,285
-Up here.
-[automated voice] Turn right.
446
00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:05,765
You will reach your destination
in 150 meters.
447
00:25:06,565 --> 00:25:10,445
Your destination is at a remote location.
448
00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:13,965
♪ I wanted to be ♪
449
00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:16,005
[automated voice]
You have reached your destination.
450
00:25:19,165 --> 00:25:22,405
You will reach your destination
in 50 meters.
451
00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,205
[Lenny] Hey!
452
00:25:30,605 --> 00:25:32,285
-[panting]
-Keep going.
453
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:33,965
Keep going.
454
00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:36,965
-Stop!
-[groans]
455
00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:39,045
[automated voice]
You have reached your destination.
456
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,045
Okay, it's supposed to be right here.
457
00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:47,165
Dude, that's a fucking molehill.
458
00:25:47,525 --> 00:25:49,205
We got ripped off.
459
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:51,965
Let's just keep going with Buba's pills.
460
00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:53,565
Yeah, greatest pills ever.
461
00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:56,525
"Hey, everyone,
welcome to the Lenny Show!"
462
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,565
-[mock vomits]
-[laughs]
463
00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:00,325
[groans]
464
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,565
-Moritz?
-What?
465
00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:06,485
[plane buzzing]
466
00:26:11,325 --> 00:26:13,885
[both screaming]
467
00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:21,805
[Moritz] Honestly, is this what
two ruthless assholes look like?
468
00:26:22,085 --> 00:26:24,485
Or two criminal masterminds?
469
00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:27,965
I mean, not every genius
is automatically an asshole.
470
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,685
And not every asshole
is automatically a genius.
471
00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,005
[Lenny laughs]
472
00:26:33,085 --> 00:26:35,445
[Moritz] You can print that quote
on your T-shirt if you want.
473
00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:37,205
And what do we do about Buba?
474
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,965
Give him his 10,000,
then he's off our backs.
475
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:42,405
[beeps]
476
00:26:45,565 --> 00:26:48,045
[sustained beep, dialing]
477
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:49,965
[line ringing]
478
00:26:50,045 --> 00:26:51,765
[phone ringing]
479
00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:55,485
[Moritz] Hello?
480
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:59,685
-Who's speaking, please?
-Buba?
481
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:01,965
Yes? [coughs]
482
00:27:02,525 --> 00:27:05,685
-Yo, what's up?
-[phone beeps]
483
00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:08,325
-Mm... [sighs]
-[phone beeps]
484
00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:14,205
[Lenny] What was that?
485
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:26,445
♪ When I was 17 ♪
486
00:27:27,965 --> 00:27:32,565
♪ When I was 17 ♪
487
00:27:34,165 --> 00:27:36,965
♪ I wanted to be ♪
488
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,485
♪ I wanted to be ♪
489
00:27:40,445 --> 00:27:43,165
♪ I wanted to be ♪
490
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,245
♪ I wanted to be ♪
491
00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:53,445
♪ It's not as easy as expected ♪
492
00:27:53,525 --> 00:27:57,245
♪ It's not as easy ♪
493
00:27:57,685 --> 00:28:01,405
♪ At all ♪
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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