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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:05,204 - Big magnet, big disco ball, big spatula. 2 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:06,739 - Hey, what's going on, Nathan? 3 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:09,174 - I can't find the big jar of honey for the honey sketch. 4 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:12,244 - [gasps] We can't do the honey sketch without the honey. 5 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:15,848 - Exactly! Somebody must've taken it. 6 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:18,384 - What's up, guys? 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:23,122 - Why don't you tell us, Chinguun? 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,556 - What's that all over your hands, huh? 9 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,958 That's honey! 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,794 - No, this is mustard. 11 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,596 - Why do you have mustard all over your hands? 12 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,297 - That's personal. 13 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,434 - What's up, guys? 14 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,836 - We can't find the big jar of honey for the honey sketch. 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:40,172 - You can't do the honey sketch without honey! 16 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,841 [together] We know! 17 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:46,311 - Maybe someone in the audience took it. 18 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,646 - They did look kind of hungry. 19 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:51,116 Hey, audience! Did you take the honey? 20 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,818 all: No! 21 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,120 - This way. 22 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,189 - Everything is hinging on this honey. 23 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,690 [breathing frantically] 24 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,026 - Yeah, this audience looks like 25 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,128 a honey-stealing kind of audience. 26 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,063 - Did you take the honey? - No. 27 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:06,498 - Did you take the honey? 28 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,066 Okay, you definitely look like somebody 29 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,234 who would take the honey. 30 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,437 [laughter] 31 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,541 - Hey, over here, Nathan. 32 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,077 [laughter] 33 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,680 - Hey, bear. 34 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,417 Yes, you. 35 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:29,388 Did you take the honey? 36 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,757 Oh, really? Then what's this? 37 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,058 [laughter] 38 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,527 - Um, that's a jar of mustard. 39 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,530 - Why does everybody have mustard? 40 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,138 Lex, you took the honey! 41 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,707 - Yeah. I couldn't find the mustard for the mustard sketch, 42 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,075 so I thought I'd use the honey. 43 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,543 - The bear has the mustard. 44 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,612 - What bear? - The bear in the audience. 45 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,714 - There's a bear in the audience? 46 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:56,815 - Chinguun. 47 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,283 You had some mustard. Where'd you get it? 48 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,618 - A bear gave it to me. 49 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:00,752 - The one in the audience? 50 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,055 - There's a bear in the audience? 51 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,623 - Oh good, you have the honey. 52 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,358 Now all we need to do is find the mustard 53 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,660 so we can do the honey mustard sketch. 54 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,964 - We can't do the honey mustard sketch without mustard! 55 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,432 - The bear has the mustard. 56 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,234 - What bear? - He's in the audience. 57 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,468 - Oh. 58 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,936 - So wait a minute. 59 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,572 We have a honey sketch, a mustard sketch, 60 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,975 and a honey mustard sketch? 61 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,277 - Who wrote this episode? 62 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,279 [typewriter clacking] 63 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:30,516 [bear growls] [typewriter dings] 64 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,751 - Ready, yet? Get set. 65 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,987 It's "All That." 66 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:35,954 [funky hip-hop music] 67 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:39,491 - [vocalizing] 68 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,160 ♪ This is "All That" ♪ 69 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,596 ♪ This is "All That" ♪ 70 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,098 - ♪ Check it out ♪ 71 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,700 - [vocalizing] 72 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,936 ♪ This is "All That" ♪ 73 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,741 ♪ This is "All That" ♪ 74 00:02:55,809 --> 00:03:00,812 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:06,285 [dramatic music] 76 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,619 - All right. 77 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,921 We've assembled some of the toughest, 78 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,256 most ruthless villains in all of City Ville: 79 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,491 Robo Arms! 80 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,193 [mechanical clanking] 81 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:17,596 Rocket Shoes... 82 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,299 And Hot Breath! 83 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,368 [whooshing] 84 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,938 The first place we hit is the bank. 85 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,105 And with all of us, 86 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,041 Hero Boy won't be able to stop us. 87 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,375 all: Yeah! 88 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,411 - If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us, 89 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,813 I'll destroy him by launching a truck at him 90 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,848 with the sheer force of my arms. 91 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:37,649 all: Yeah! 92 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,650 - If I see him, I will 93 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,252 blast into him full-speed 94 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,987 with the immense power of my rockets! 95 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,088 all: Yeah! 96 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:44,523 - And I'll breathe a gaping hole 97 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,992 into the ground until Hero Boy falls to his doom. 98 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,026 all: Yeah! 99 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,761 - And I'll have this... 100 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,964 very long coat. 101 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,702 Now, when we first get in the bank, I-- 102 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,237 [mechanical clanking] What is it, Robo Arms? 103 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:00,672 [mechanical clanking] 104 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:04,443 - Am I the only one who feels like... 105 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:08,547 the coat really isn't that helpful? 106 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,948 I mean, we all explained 107 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,451 what we would do in full detail, but you-- 108 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,353 - Bad guys always wear long coats. 109 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,954 It's scary. 110 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,557 Can we keep going? 111 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:19,791 - I--I guess. 112 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,993 - Great. 113 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,663 Then we have to get past the steel vault door. 114 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:28,367 - With my arms, I can shatter the door to smithereens! 115 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,401 all: Yeah! 116 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,802 - I can use my breath 117 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,904 on the bank manager until he caves. 118 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:33,972 all: Yeah! 119 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,340 - I can smash in through the roof, 120 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,508 crushing everything in sight. 121 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,876 all: Yeah! 122 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:42,280 - And I'll walk in wearing this very long coat. 123 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,682 - But, before we begin, 124 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,584 how does that help us in this situation? 125 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,086 - Yeah, it's really just a coat. 126 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,288 - A long coat. 127 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,025 - Yeah, sure. The coat is awesome. 128 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:58,497 - Have we discussed the length of the coat yet? 129 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:01,667 - Yeah, man, you've mentioned it a few times. 130 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,235 It's really long. 131 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,804 - Great. Then let's move on. 132 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,739 Now, it's possible Hero Boy will be waiting, 133 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,174 so we'll need an escape. 134 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:12,210 - Great, I can rocket us into the sky to safety. 135 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,445 all: Yeah! 136 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,881 - I'll seal up the sewer with my breath. 137 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,082 all: Yeah! 138 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,117 - And I'll barricade the door with cement blocks. 139 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,419 all: Yeah! 140 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,621 - Perfect. Then I will open my coat and-- 141 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,822 - Enough with the coat! 142 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:28,260 What is so special about the coat? 143 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,995 - Oh, I just realized 144 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:32,731 you guys don't even know the true power of the coat. 145 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,299 - Show us. - Yes. 146 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,435 - Check this out. 147 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:44,810 I can make my coat even longer. 148 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,313 - I think I'm gonna go. 149 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,581 - Right behind you. 150 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,249 - It's just a coat! 151 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:54,119 I am so mad. [screams] 152 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,423 - Wait, but I can make my coat even longer than this. 153 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,026 - Don't care! - [screams] 154 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,695 - Oh, fireball eyes! 155 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,930 I always forget to say I can 156 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,365 shoot fire out of my fireball eyes. 157 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,468 Man! 158 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:15,073 - This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé. 159 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,511 - Hey, y'all. It's me, Beyoncé. 160 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,681 Do you need one of those trash cans 161 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,483 that you can open with your foot? 162 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,621 One of those blankets that thinks it's a dress? 163 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,559 Or an empowering anthem for girls of all ages? 164 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,562 [rousing pop music] 165 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,731 ♪ ♪ 166 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,367 Come on down to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé. 167 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,102 You won't be sorry. 168 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:44,853 I know I ain't. 169 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,728 I- And... cut!. 170 00:06:53,797 --> 00:06:56,298 [cheers and applause] 171 00:06:58,068 --> 00:07:01,036 [elegant string music] 172 00:07:01,105 --> 00:07:06,408 ♪ ♪ 173 00:07:06,477 --> 00:07:08,376 - Is someone sitting here? 174 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:14,349 - Quiet! This is a library! 175 00:07:15,052 --> 00:07:16,985 - Whoa, who's that? 176 00:07:17,054 --> 00:07:20,055 - That's the substitute librarian, Mrs. Hushbomb. 177 00:07:20,124 --> 00:07:22,424 [horn blaring] 178 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:28,163 - I said quiet! You're still yapping! 179 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:31,733 [clipper snip] 180 00:07:31,802 --> 00:07:35,237 This little piggy needs a trim. 181 00:07:35,305 --> 00:07:38,974 This little piggy's too long. 182 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,077 This little piggy looks infected. 183 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:44,179 [toenail whooshes] 184 00:07:44,248 --> 00:07:45,046 - Eww. 185 00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:46,982 - Hey, hey, hey! 186 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,316 Silencio! 187 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,786 This is a library, not a yap-atorium. 188 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:53,121 [phone ringing] 189 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:57,325 This alarm means that it's lunch time! 190 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:05,767 [beeping] 191 00:08:05,836 --> 00:08:07,402 [microwave whirring] 192 00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:10,972 Popcorn's ready in five, four, 193 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,875 three, two, one! 194 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:15,610 [beep] 195 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:17,913 [moans] 196 00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:19,414 Oh, whoa! Hot! 197 00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:20,715 Hot-hot-hot-hot! 198 00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:21,950 Oh, oh! 199 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:23,351 - Are you okay, Mrs. Hushbomb? 200 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,521 - Oh, shut it! 201 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,056 Enough outbursts. 202 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,091 People are trying to study. 203 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,093 - But, I-- - Shush! 204 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:35,997 This is a library, not a blabber-dashery. 205 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,332 Oh. 206 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:39,801 I got artificial butter flavoring 207 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:43,138 on my lucky moccasins. 208 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:50,345 ♪ Scrub, scrub, scrubbin' my moccs ♪ 209 00:08:50,414 --> 00:08:53,181 ♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪ Oh! 210 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:55,951 Gotta dry my moccies! 211 00:08:56,820 --> 00:09:00,488 See you later, blue thing! 212 00:09:04,595 --> 00:09:06,528 [dryer tumbling] 213 00:09:06,597 --> 00:09:08,663 - Who wears moccasins? 214 00:09:08,732 --> 00:09:10,398 - That's your complaint? 215 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,168 Who uses appliances in a library? 216 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,271 [grunts] 217 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,305 - Zip it! 218 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:20,008 Enough with the tomfoolery. 219 00:09:20,077 --> 00:09:23,511 This is a library, not a chat-nasium. 220 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:28,316 [tattoo gun buzzing] 221 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,355 - What an unusual place to get a tattoo. 222 00:09:33,423 --> 00:09:35,657 - The arm? That's a very common place-- 223 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:37,993 - No, no, no. The library! [gasps] 224 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:40,895 - For the love of solitude, 225 00:09:40,964 --> 00:09:43,665 stop talking! 226 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:48,103 What does this say? 227 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:56,544 I said, what does this say? 228 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,483 - Quiet? 229 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:03,752 - Stop talking! 230 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,220 [groans] 231 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:10,158 I need to go to a quiet, relaxing place! 232 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:13,628 I'm going to escape reality. 233 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:17,299 Wow! 234 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,969 Now I'm in a reality that's virtual. 235 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:25,273 Ah... I'm on the beach. 236 00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:29,010 Everything is so peaceful and quiet. 237 00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:32,814 [screams] Oh, a shark! 238 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:36,084 Oh, everybody out of the water! 239 00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:39,721 Good thing I have my harpoon. 240 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:42,023 Ah! Oh! 241 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:43,325 Look out! 242 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,927 - That's it, I'm out! - Ridiculous. 243 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:47,429 - Hey, shush! 244 00:10:47,497 --> 00:10:50,165 Storm out of here more quietly! 245 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,100 - Let's go, let's go. 246 00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:54,636 - How you like me now, shark? 247 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,672 [grunting] 248 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,174 [Italian music] 249 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,542 - [Italian accent] Do you like a good 250 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,745 homemade family-style Italian meal? 251 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:06,548 Do you like jumping up and down? 252 00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:10,285 Then come eat at Trampolini's! 253 00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,923 You'll love our lasagna, 254 00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:16,257 our fettuccini, 255 00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:18,660 our high-density foam jumping surfaces 256 00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:21,329 designed for maximum absorption, 257 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,698 our chicken parmesano, 258 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,868 our hot, hot soup. 259 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,671 - Ooh, hot. 260 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,073 Ooh. [yelps] 261 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:34,109 - Don't just take my word. 262 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:37,779 Here's-a what some of our long-time customers had to say. 263 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:40,115 - Trampolini's has the best food in town. 264 00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:42,417 I highly recommend the spaghetti with meat sauce. 265 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:44,252 - [laughing] I'm gonna throw up! 266 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:45,887 - [squeals] [laughter] 267 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,422 - I literally did a backflip 268 00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:49,524 while I was eating my shrimp scampi. 269 00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:52,093 - You got a little something right there, bud. 270 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:55,397 - Oh, hey, there's my fork. 271 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:59,701 - Trampolini's is a perfect restaurant for any occasion. 272 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:02,103 Birthdays, 273 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:04,973 corporate events, 274 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,708 weddings! 275 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:08,042 - [yelps] 276 00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:10,879 - So jump on down to Trampolini's. 277 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,914 You'll be hoppy you did. 278 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,682 - [screams] 279 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,721 - She'll be fine. 280 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:22,223 Trampolini's, only three blocks from 281 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:25,960 the Samuel L. Jackson Medical Center. 282 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:29,030 [dainty music] 283 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:36,004 ♪ ♪ 284 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:38,306 - Hey, Papyrus. 285 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,341 Andrew. 286 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,712 I'm so sorry I'm late. 287 00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,982 I was busy throwing up on Diane. 288 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:50,552 - Don't even worry about it, Tambourine. 289 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:54,122 I was just sitting here putting food everywhere but my mouth. 290 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,191 Mmm. 291 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:59,761 - Ooh, what are we eating? Looks expensive. 292 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,563 - Thank you for noticing. 293 00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:05,033 Colleen recently switched me over to organic mush. 294 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,469 You have to try some. 295 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,909 - Oh, wow. 296 00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:17,645 Papyrus, am I tasting... 297 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,813 pumpkin? 298 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,216 - It's seasonal. 299 00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:27,088 So Andrew and I have been gabbing away all morning. 300 00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,923 - [sucking] 301 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:32,660 - But tell me, Tam-Tam, how are you? 302 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,629 - I totally will, Papyrus. 303 00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:37,198 I just--really quick, I have to do something. 304 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,434 You know, it's just like-- 305 00:13:47,444 --> 00:13:51,112 - Ooh. What was that about? 306 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:54,182 - Unclear, but it had to be done. 307 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:59,354 Anyways, I've just been taking life one step at a time. 308 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,624 I'm learning how to walk this year, so. 309 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:07,061 - Babe, Andrew was just saying this and I totally agree. 310 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,764 It's all about baby steps. 311 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,533 - Aww, thank you. 312 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,302 Thank you, Andrew. 313 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:20,074 I really wanna be walking before I hit the big one. 314 00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:21,175 - The big one, what? 315 00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:24,312 - You know, the big... 316 00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,180 one. 317 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:28,316 I'm turning one in six months! 318 00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,451 - Goals! 319 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,820 Hey, do you mind if I just put 320 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,557 all of this on the ground real quick? 321 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,325 - You do you, boo. 322 00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:43,698 - So tell me, do you have a theme for the party yet? 323 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,901 - Well, Andrew called me basic. 324 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,403 - [gasps] 325 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:53,575 - Anyways. 326 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,579 I was originally thinking a baby shark theme. 327 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,280 - [gasps] Babe. 328 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,149 Baby shark is not even basic. 329 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,751 A low-key baby shark is a bop. 330 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,354 - [groans] Papyrus, look at those olds. 331 00:15:06,423 --> 00:15:08,089 They can barely even function. 332 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,257 - Pathetic. 333 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,892 How old do you think they are? 334 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,293 - I don't know, 12? 335 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,929 Honestly, everybody over six looks the same to me. 336 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,197 - Truth. 337 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,600 It's like, "Look at me, I'm seven 338 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,069 and all of my teeth are falling out." 339 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,037 - [giggles] 340 00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,806 "Oh, no, I'm 9 1/2 341 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:27,175 and I need a scooter to get around." 342 00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,143 [both laughing] 343 00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,613 - I'm 18 and I live in a home! 344 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,216 [both laughing] 345 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:38,186 - Ugh, old people are the worst. 346 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,420 [both laughing] 347 00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:42,523 [both sigh] 348 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,926 - Well... 349 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:45,927 - Shall we? 350 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:46,961 - We shall. 351 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,064 [both wailing] 352 00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:57,071 - Babies are the worst. 353 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,406 [glass shattering] 354 00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,644 - And now, Reece Joy Caddell with 355 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,381 Vital Information for your everyday life. 356 00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:14,055 - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, 357 00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,957 unless they are eggs. 358 00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:18,660 Never join eggs. 359 00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:22,864 Trust me. 360 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,568 A leopard cannot change his spots. 361 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:30,438 But my friend, Spot, has changed his leopard, 362 00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:33,975 like, six times. 363 00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:39,080 Pick a leopard and stick to it, Spot! 364 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,551 Good things come to those who wait. 365 00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:52,627 - I got a bad of good things for Reece Joy Caddell. 366 00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:54,729 - Oh, that's me! Finally. 367 00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,564 Thank you. 368 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,753 [upbeat music] 369 00:17:18,822 --> 00:17:20,421 - This has been Vital Information 370 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,790 for your everyday life. 371 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,695 - This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé. 372 00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:32,700 - Hey, y'all. It's me, Beyoncé. 373 00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:34,368 Do you need one of those machines 374 00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:36,104 that turns food into drinks? 375 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:39,607 [whirring] 376 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,144 A big picture frame that's divided 377 00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:45,713 into a bunch of smaller picture frames? 378 00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:52,220 Or a wife, mother, and international superstar? 379 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,856 [rousing pop music] 380 00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:57,158 Come on down to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé. 381 00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,193 'Cause I sneezed on the sale, 382 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:01,262 and the sale got sicker. 383 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,399 ♪ ♪ 384 00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,468 - Gracias por venir. 385 00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:08,803 - What does that mean? 386 00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,037 - That means, "Thanks for coming." 387 00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:11,506 - Oh. - Que gran noche. 388 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,207 - Which is... 389 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:14,909 - "What a great night." 390 00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:16,878 El oso esta bailando. 391 00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,646 That means, "The bear is dancing." 392 00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,081 - Why'd you say that? 393 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,482 - Because that bear... 394 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,452 [dance music] 395 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,887 ♪ ♪ 396 00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:28,790 Is dancing. - Oh. 397 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,093 - Hay que darle la más cordial, 398 00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:34,595 bienvenida a nuestro invitado... 399 00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,164 - Oh, wait, I know this one. 400 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,900 - Please give a round of sound for our musical guest... 401 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,568 [together] Daddy Yankee! 402 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,838 [cheers and applause] 403 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,242 [Daddy Yankee's "Con Calma"] 404 00:18:48,311 --> 00:18:50,444 - Run it, run it! 405 00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,180 - ♪ Cómo te llamas, baby? ♪ 406 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,515 ♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪ 407 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:57,118 ♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪ 408 00:18:57,187 --> 00:19:00,521 ♪ Esto lo seugimo' en el after party ♪ 409 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:02,256 ♪ Comó te llamas, baby? ♪ 410 00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:04,659 ♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪ 411 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,361 ♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪ 412 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,364 ♪ Esto lo seguimo' en el after party ♪ 413 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,935 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 414 00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,837 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 415 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,271 ♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪ 416 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,906 ♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪ 417 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,641 ♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪ 418 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,111 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 419 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,980 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 420 00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:27,715 ♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪ 421 00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:29,083 ♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪ 422 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:31,485 ♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪ 423 00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:34,088 ♪ Ya vi que estás solita acompáñame ♪ 424 00:19:34,157 --> 00:19:36,824 ♪ La noche es de nosotro' tú lo sabe' ♪ 425 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,392 ♪ Que ganas me dan-dan-dan ♪ 426 00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:41,229 ♪ De guayarte, mami ese ram-pam-pam ♪ 427 00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,731 ♪ Esa criminal como lo mueve e' un delito ♪ 428 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,367 ♪ Tengo que arrestarte porque empiezo y no me quito ♪ 429 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,836 ♪ Tienes criminality pero te doy fatality ♪ 430 00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:51,305 ♪ Vívete la película flotando en mi gravity ♪ 431 00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:53,774 ♪ Daddy pone las regla' tiene' que obedecer ♪ 432 00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:56,677 ♪ Mami, no tiene pausa ¿qué e' lo que vas a hacer? ♪ 433 00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:59,113 ♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪ 434 00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:01,549 ♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪ 435 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,986 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 436 00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,754 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 437 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,456 ♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪ 438 00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,191 ♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪ 439 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,893 Come on! 440 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,096 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 441 00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,998 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 442 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,733 ♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪ 443 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,468 ♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪ 444 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,136 ♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪ 445 00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:24,138 ♪ Tú tiene' candela y yo tengo la vela ♪ 446 00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,274 ♪ Llama el 911, se están quemando las suela' ♪ 447 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:28,809 ♪ Me daña cuando la faldita esa me la modela ♪ 448 00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:31,746 ♪ Mami, 'tás enferma, pero tu show no lo cancela' ♪ 449 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,281 ♪ Te llaman a ti la reina del party ♪ 450 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,949 ♪ Mucha sandunga tiene ese body ♪ 451 00:20:35,018 --> 00:20:36,083 ♪ Tírate un paso, no-no-no pare ♪ 452 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,852 - ♪ Whoa dale dale! ♪ 453 00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:39,754 - Somos dos bandido' entre la rumba y romance 454 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,390 ♪ Y zúmbale, DJ, otra ve' pa' que dance ♪ 455 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,026 ♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪ 456 00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:47,428 ♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪ 457 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,932 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 458 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,833 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 459 00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,302 ♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪ 460 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,070 ♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪ 461 00:20:56,139 --> 00:20:57,571 Yeah! 462 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,975 ♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪ 463 00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,010 ♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪ 464 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,578 ♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪ 465 00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:06,180 ♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪ 466 00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:08,382 ♪ I like your poom-poom, girl ♪ 467 00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:11,686 [cheers and applause] 468 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,530 - Before we leave, let's give another round of sound 469 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:23,798 for Daddy Yankee! 470 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,866 - Yes. - Good job, man, good job! 471 00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:28,202 Whoo! - Say bye! 472 00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:30,638 all: Bye! - Yo, peace, y'all! 473 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,807 [cheers and applause] Yeah! 474 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,077 - Andrew called me basic. - [gasps] 475 00:21:36,145 --> 00:21:38,479 [laughter] 476 00:21:39,148 --> 00:21:41,782 - Andrew called me basic. - [gasps] 477 00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:45,753 - One. [laughter] 478 00:21:45,822 --> 00:21:48,956 - Well, Andrew called me basic. - [gasps] 479 00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:51,225 [laughs] 480 00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,799 - This is going in the bloopers. 38813

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