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"501st, Time to Save Lives?"
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Hi everybody, it's me, Hartmann!
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During the day, I may look like
the laziest girl in the world.
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But actually, I'm training
to be a doctor in secret.
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Lately I've been using the mannequin
I bought with my pay as a patient,
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and learning how to give exams.
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That's why I'm not getting enough sleep,
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and maybe I'm not cleaning
as much as I should.
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But that's just who I am!
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It's noon! Get up!
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Knock before you come in, jeez! Leave.
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S-Sure...
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I need to call the MPs.
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No, maybe I'm just mistaken.
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It's possible that I didn't
see what I thought I saw...
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You know, I haven't seen Eila today,
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and she's not on night patrol tonight.
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Oh? Sanya's doing patrol alone tonight, huh?
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Did she kill Eila?
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I need to call the cops!
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No, Eila wouldn't want
a family member arrested...
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Barkhorn?
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Oh... I'll just break the rules...
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Hartmann, give me the body you hid.
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So you did see it, huh?
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I wanted to keep it a secret.
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Oh, the arm came off.
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Hide it! What if somebody sees it?
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Who cares? You already found out.
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I'm the only one who knows right now.
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So let's hurry up and get rid of it.
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Huh? We can't get rid of it.
How am I going to study?
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Is that why you killed Eila?!
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I didn't realize it was a doll
she was using for studying...
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It's fine. I'm used to it.
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We don't know if we'll always have
Miyafuji around to help us.
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You're right.
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It's important to have a way to treat people
that doesn't involve magic.
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Should I study too?
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Maybe I'll give a talk on
emergency medical treatment.
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Can I come too?
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Of course.
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Should I bring that mannequin?
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"I found an arm."
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Miyafuji, hold the legs.
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Okay!
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The bag's a little too small.
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We just need to stuff it in.
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What's wrong, Trude?
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It's probably a shocking sight
for somebody who respects the rules.
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Oh, there you are, Eila.
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Okay, let's practice saving lives!
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For Sanya's sake!
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How did you know about this?
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I looked into the future, of course.
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If you knew this was coming
why didn't you tell me?
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--I'll teach you a lesson!
I'll teach you a lesson!
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--You can't hit me!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
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--Don't play around with medicine!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
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I'm your coach, Hartmann,
and this is Miyafuji, my assistant.
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Let's get the class started.
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Miyafuji's the assistant?
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First, bring the wounded
soldier to the rear lines.
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This is what's called
"changing course" in Fuso.
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Fuso doesn't call it a "retreat"
even in times like this?
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That's not right!
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Probably...
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Now let's practice getting it on
a stretcher and calling a doctor!
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Negative!
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You don't understand.
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What we need is the ability to help
the Squad Leader in her hour of need!
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We need to save the heroine
when she's in danger!
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Trude, go!
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First you check to see if
they're awake and breathing.
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"Now it's time for the actual training."
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If they're not, after you
secure an airway, you do CPR.
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Let's have Eila go first.
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Blow into it now, okay?
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She wants me to give it my first kiss...
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No!
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No, do it.
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If you're not going to take
this seriously, let me do it.
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I have to give this my first kiss?
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No!
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Why did you even come here?!
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People's lives are at risk!
Stop screwing around!
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I can't take this seriously
with that thing's funny face.
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Good point!
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You called?
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We'll learn faster if it's
a face we like, right?
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That does make sense.
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It does?
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"For Sanya" "For Mio"
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"For Chris"
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Okay, let's draw some faces!
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For medicine!
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Yes, to save people!
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They seem to be taking this seriously,
but they're not, are they?
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I brought some clay and
candles to make faces.
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Is this enough?
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Chris is more like this!
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I'm off by a millimeter!
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Miyafuji, get a candle.
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Okay.
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Miyafuji, sorry...
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You need candles?
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I'm sorry, Chris.
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Forgive your sister for being so clumsy.
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I'm sure she's happy, if anything.
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"Scratch scratch scratch"
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It's not good to discriminate
when you're saving lives, though.
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If they'll take this seriously,
I'm willing to let it slide.
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What else are we going to teach them?
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I was planning on teaching cardiac massage.
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That's very important.
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Should we bring Shirley and Lynne too?
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Okay, go stand with the other perverts.
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Why? I'm just trying to keep
everyone safe and healthy!
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It's a masterpiece!
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Wow, that's great.
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Looks like it's not going
that well for you...
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Eila! Where are you taking that clay?!
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"Sanya's Room"
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"Sting Sting Sting"
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Welcome back.
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I had a great idea.
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I'll put hot wax into this
mold and let it harden...
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And I get a Sanya mask!
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"Ta-dah!"
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Wh-What did you do?
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I pushed the clay up against
her face to make a mold.
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A death mask?
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It may be forbidden, but it's for Sanya!
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I just love her more than you love yours!
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Am I the one who'll get in trouble for this?
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Well, you're in charge here...
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Let's get back to it.
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I'll start.
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Huh? You're using the old face, huh?
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When you think about it, it's wrong to
discriminate between wounded people.
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Yeah, right.
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Miyafuji, get the torso.
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Here you go!
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How could you?!
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Next. Ready, Eila?
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One-hundred percent!
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See?
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Why is it wearing Sanya's clothes?
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I brought them!
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Impressive!
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"Now I'm in more trouble..."
"I'll apologize with you."
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I don't like the fact that it's
got different proportions.
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I should've taken more clay
and gotten a full-body mold.
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Sanya! Sanya! Wake up!
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She's doing something.
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Eila... you came.
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"She's doing a one-girl play..."
"Sanya needs CPR when she's talking?
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I'll save you!
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I'll save you now! With CPR!
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Keep going, Eila.
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I'm teaching a class on saving lives,
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and should've set more rules
for making the doll's faces...
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I'll apologize again later.
In writing, if you like...
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What happened to your clothes, Sanya?
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There are male soldiers here!
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But why did you decide to take this course?
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I thought it might help when we go
look for your parents someday...
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How can I get mad at you now?
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Sanya!
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Right, right. Are you done
with this little stuff?
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"My tragedy is 'little stuff'?"
"I'll apologize for that too, in writing if you like..."
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It's my turn now, right?
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I'll also be training for a real scene
that might happen someday, so help me.
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Even if you're just bit parts,
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if the cast doesn't take this seriously
it will ruin everything.
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Think of this as the real thing, okay?
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It's good to be serious
about this, so we'll help.
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Keep up the act no matter what happens!
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Okay, let's start with imagining
the Squad Leader gets attacked...
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What are you doing?
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Lynne, good timing.
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Shoot this.
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Here we go...
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Squad Leader?
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Did someone call me?
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The Squad Leader!
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Oh, no! It must have been a Neuroi attack!
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What happened to me?
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I need to do CPR!
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It's a little late for that...
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Her heart was destroyed...
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--Miyafuji!
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--That's me?
--Miyafuji!
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--That's me?
--There's nothing I can do...
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Eila, where did this future come from?
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--Hey, guys...
--I'm sorry. If I'd only been able to predict it...
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This is terrible!
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I see...
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I'm a ghost, aren't I?
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Farewell, Mina.
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What's gotten into you, Mio?
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So what do we do with these things?
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Break them apart?
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We can't break them apart!
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I'll just take them.
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Shall we destroy the Squad Leader's, too?
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No!
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But the Squad Leader doesn't have
a good impression of you anymore.
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People would think it was weird
if they saw them in the trash,
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so let's just bury them.
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Good idea.
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Mio, you're ridiculous. You're not a ghost.
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But I saw the others with my body...
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There you are.
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What are you doing out here in the woods?
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Mio!
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They found us.
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Mina, well you see...
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She put us up to it!
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Please don't hate me!
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
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It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today's Witch is Perrine Clostermann.
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She's an ace witch from
the Republic of Gallia,
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and get this, she's the daughter
of the Clostermann family,
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the lords of Chartreux province!
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In other words, she's a
real noble's daughter!
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Not only does she behave
like an elegant, distinguished noble,
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she has powerful combat abilities
which were recognized
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even in her days in Free Gallia Republic.
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She famously had the nickname of
"Blue Premier," or "Blue number 1!"
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And when the 501st was formed,
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Sakamoto went to her
directly and recruited her!
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Her inherent magic is Tonnerre, or "Thunder."
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It allows her to emit all her magic at once,
creating an electric blast!
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It's really strong!
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But it takes time before
she can use it again,
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so she only uses it when
it's really important!
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As a noble witch, she has a strong sense
of noblesse oblige at all times.
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The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
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Yoshika is so amazing!
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It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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The Allies have decided to launch
a full attack on a Neuroi nest!
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What fate awaits the 501st, and Yoshika?
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Next time: "501st, You're Splitting Up?"
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"Next time:
501st, You're Splitting Up?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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