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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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ANNOUNCER:
Last week on Wings:
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So, uh, ahem,
I just got off the phone
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with the reunion
coordinator, right?
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Guess who's coming back: Sara.
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You're not thinking
of starting things up
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again with her, are you?
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So is your husband coming?
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Oh, very subtle, Brian.
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I know.
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Actually, I'm not married.
Oh.
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What are the chances of us
having dinner tonight?
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Sure.
Great, great.
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It'll be like old times,
you know?
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Just-- Just you and me.
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Hey, Mom,
look what the pilot gave me.
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Oh...
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( dance music playing )
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I'm having a great time.
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Me too.
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You know, I've never
come out and told you this
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but you were quite
an inspiration to me
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in high school.
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And you are the reason
I became a mechanic.
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The mother ship is landing
on the east side of the island.
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Would you and Jason
like to move to the island
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and live with me?
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Well, I have
to think about that.
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Joe, there's something--
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Well, it's about Jason.
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What's up?
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There is a good chance
that Jason is your son.
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( mellow upbeat theme playing )
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Joe, I don't understand
why you wanted to talk here.
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Well, because when Helen
was standing ten feet away,
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I really didn't
feel comfortable saying,
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( shouting ):
"What do you mean
Jason is my son?"
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I know this comes
as a bit of a surprise--
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No, no, no, no.
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Seeing Steve Bennet walk into
the reunion with his boyfriend
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was a bit of a surprise.
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We-- We were only
together that one time.
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Are you sure
I'm the father?
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Well, there's
a slight possibility
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that he's
somebody else's.
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( sighs )
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I-- I can't believe
this is happening.
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What do we do now?
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Well, I think you're
gonna have to take a test.
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Well, that's no problem.
Ask me anything.
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A blood test.
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To make sure
you're really Jason's dad.
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( sighs )
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This does not work.
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This does not
fit the plan at all.
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Why did you wait
so long to tell me?
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Look, Joe, I knew you weren't
ready to be a father,
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and I didn't want my kid
to feel unwanted by anyone.
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But in the last few days,
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I just realized that Jason
needs to know his dad.
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You know, seeing him
with Brian and--
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Oh, my God!
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Brian a-a-and Helen!
What about Helen?
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You know, Brian and Helen
are very excitable.
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They might not handle
this as well as me.
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Yeah, you're a rock.
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Okay, look, I-I-I--
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I just want you to know,
Sara, that if it turns out
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I am the father, I will do
whatever I can to help you both.
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I'm not the kind of guy
that runs away
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from something
like this, okay?
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There's no shame involved.
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Thanks.
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But, uh, until then,
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let's not tell
another living soul.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Oh, now, Antonio,
stop it.
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Valentine's Day is the perfect
time to ask Casey out.
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Ah, I don't know.
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Oh, now, Antonio, any woman
would be lucky to have a man
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as charming as you.
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Now take that toilet paper
off your shoe,
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and go sweep her
off her feet.
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Uh, Casey?
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Yes?
Fine, thank you.
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You know...
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I-I was, uh...
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I was just wondering...
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( stammers )
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( sputters )
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Roy?
Mm.
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you were sentenced
to die in the electric chair,
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would you let me
be your lawyer?
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No, but I would
let you sit on my lap.
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Well, that's very nice.
( chuckles )
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You know, I come to you when
I'm vulnerable, at a low point,
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'cause I made a career choice
based on the advice
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of my lunatic shop teacher.
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You know, I could've
been somebody, Roy.
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Hm.
I could've been
an architect.
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I could've
been a doctor.
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I could've replaced
that dried-up dude
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in the Rolling Stones.
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Which one?
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The one that looks like he's
been through a food dehydrator.
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Which one?
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( knock on door )
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Hey, Hackett,
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I couldn't help noticing
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uh, you seemed
a little down this morning.
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Wh--? No. No, no.
Everything's fine.
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There's nothing the matter.
Are you sure?
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You got that look on your face,
like, uh, I don't know, uh,
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weather's a little dreary,
business is off,
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your brother's girlfriend
accused you
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of fathering her kid.
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Oh, my God.
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How did you know?
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I was working late
last night in the terminal.
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I overheard everything.
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Look, Hackett, tell me
this is none of my business
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and, uh, I'll butt out.
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It's none of your business.
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Sure it is.
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All right, Roy,
what's this gonna cost me?
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Hey.
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Hey, Hackett,
this is not about money.
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I wanna be your confidant.
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You?
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Why not me?
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Hey, I can do sympathy.
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Uh, I-I don't think so, Roy.
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Oh, come on, Hackett, confide.
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No, forget it.
Confide.
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No.
Confide, confide, confide.
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Oh, all right!
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I-I gotta talk to somebody.
The guilt is killing me.
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( sighs )
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I guess...
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maybe I should just
tell Brian the truth.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's--
That's what I'll do.
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And then...
somehow I'll tell Helen.
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Come here.
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( scoffs ):
You gotta be kidding me.
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Come here.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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What was that?
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Listen to me, Hackett.
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What good is it gonna
do you to tell them now?
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If that kid turns out
not to be yours,
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you're gonna put
everybody through hell
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for nothing.
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You know what?
You're actually right.
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( laughing ):
Of course I am.
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Boy, they say you get
a good warm feeling
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when you help out
your fellow man.
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( normal voice ):
Maybe it'll kick in later.
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What did Roy want?
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Roy? Ro--
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( blows raspberry )
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Uh, Roy.
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What does Roy
ever want? He...buh.
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What did I tell you about
sniffing that Liquid Paper, Joe?
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Hi.
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Hey, there's my guy.
Mom's in the car.
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Oh, great.
Well, I'll tell you what. Uh...
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Wait right here.
Be back in a second, okay?
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Okay.
All right.
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Is this your office?
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Yeah.
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( sighs )
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Oh, my God.
You're neat.
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I'm sorry.
Grown-ups usually like that.
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Let me ask you something.
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When, uh, one of your friends
breaks their arm,
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do you hate it when everyone
writes all over their cast?
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Yeah, it gets all messy.
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And when you go to bed at night,
you put your shoes in the closet
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do you make sure they're lined
up perfectly without touching?
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How can you sleep
if your shoes are touching?
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Come here!
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I-I'm sorry
I wasn't there for you.
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Uh...ahem.
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Here. Uh...
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Why don't you go buy yourself
some bubble gum or something?
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Fifty bucks?
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Thanks!
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You wouldn't give me 50 bucks
when I needed a tetanus shot.
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Come on, Uncle Brian.
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( chuckles )
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Hey, um, he calls me
Uncle Brian.
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Gee, get used to it.
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Hey, Antonio.
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Listen, uh, you know,
I'm considering a career change,
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and I was wondering
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what's involved
with being a cab driver?
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Oh, well, uh, um, people
ask me to take them places.
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And I do.
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Wow.
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That sounds too involved.
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Hey, Fay.
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What you got there?
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Uh, it's a love note I wrote
to Casey for Valentine's Day.
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Oh, oh, well, actually
I wrote it for Antonio,
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but he doesn't
know anything about it.
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I-I'm sort of playing Cupid.
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Oh, there you are, Casey.
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This arrived for you.
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Oh, what is it?
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Oh, it looks like a--
A note for Valentine's Day.
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How intriguing.
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"Meet me here
tonight at 6:30.
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"I hope you won't think
it's too flirty.
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We'll have dinner,
drinks and dessert-y."
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Well, I think
it's kind of pretty.
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( rings )
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Sandpiper.
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Yes, this is Mr. Hackett.
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Blood test?
What blood test?
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Uh, well, y-you must
be talking about Joe Hackett.
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I'm his brother.
But wh-what's the matter--?
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay. I'll have him call you.
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Oh, Joe, uh,
someone just called
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about you having
had a blood test?
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Oh, my God.
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What were the results?
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Um, well,
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they just wanted to know
if you had your insurance card.
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What's up, man?
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Uh, no.
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Hey, Joey, Joey.
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Joey, if it's something,
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I mean, let's go through
this together, okay?
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Wh-what is it?
What is it?
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Is it your kidney?
( scoffs )
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No, Brian.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey.
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Mi kidney es su kidney,
you know?
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It's not my kidney.
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Oh, my God, it's the ticker,
then, isn't it?
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Look, i-it's--
Hey, hey, hey!
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Mi heart es...
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Well, it's mi heart.
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But, you know,
we're gonna find you a new one.
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We're gonna find you a new one.
We got the plane.
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We're gonna get
Lowell's beer cooler,
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we're gonna get some dry ice,
and we're not gonna stop looking
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until we find one.
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Be quiet.
Shut up.
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Sit down
and listen to me.
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All right. All right.
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Well, God, I mean,
wha--? What--?
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Look, uh...
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this is not easy
for me to say.
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A few months after
you and Sara broke up,
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we bumped
into each other, and...
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Well, a funny thing
kinda happened.
261
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,760
How funny?
262
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,760
Well, not-- Not funny
like laugh-out-loud funny.
263
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,270
More kinda...whimsical.
264
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,270
How whimsical?
265
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,270
Sara and I
slept together one time.
266
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,770
There's a good chance
Jason is my son.
267
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,770
You slept with Sara?
268
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,280
How could you
do this to me, man?
269
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,280
I-- I never would have done
this to you in a million years!
270
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,280
Uh...
271
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,280
point of order, uh,
you ran off with my fiancée.
272
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,780
Aw, come on.
You can't compare that.
273
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,290
You can't compare the two, man.
274
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,290
It's like
apples and oranges.
275
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,790
No, it's not
apples and oranges.
276
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,790
That is apples and apples.
277
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290
Oh, okay, so I take
your apple, right?
278
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,290
You take my apple?
No, no.
279
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,290
It's an apple thing now?
280
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:53,300
Hi, are you ready to go, honey?
281
00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,300
Which, uh--? Which "honey"
are you referring to, huh?
282
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,310
I told him.
283
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,810
Oh.
284
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,310
Look, Brian.
285
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,310
Um, I should have told
you right away but, um...
286
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,820
I just didn't know what
your reaction would be.
287
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,320
Okay, well, look.
Look closely, okay?
288
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,320
See? See this?
289
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,820
This is my reaction.
290
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,820
Just calm down a second and let
me explain the situation.
291
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,820
Fine, fine. No, no. Let--
292
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,830
Let us talk about
this situation, okay?
293
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,830
I thought that
we were gonna have an honest,
294
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,330
meaningful relationship.
295
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,830
And then I find out
that you slept with my brother.
296
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:33,340
That suddenly I'm the only guy
who doesn't know
297
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:35,840
that he's playing Daddy
to his own nephew here?
298
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,840
What I did after we broke up
is none of your concern.
299
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,340
Besides, you're the one
that walked out, remember?
300
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,850
Oh, oh, yeah.
I remember.
301
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,850
So you took it upon yourself
to go sleep with my brother?
302
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:48,850
Hey, I am not about to apologize
for something that led to
303
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,850
the birth of the best person
who has ever come into my life.
304
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:55,360
And one more thing,
nobody "plays Daddy" to my son.
305
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,860
Especially you.
306
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,360
( door closes )
307
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,870
Thanks, Joe.
308
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,870
ROY:
You just wouldn't listen,
would ya?
309
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,380
( upbeat theme playing )
310
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,380
( knock on door )
311
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,880
Helen?
312
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,890
HELEN:
Coming.
313
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,890
Happy Valentine's Day, Joe.
314
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,390
Helen, you're
not ready to go.
315
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,900
Wrong. I haven't been this ready
since I saw Mel Gibson's butt
316
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900
in Lethal Weapon.
317
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,900
Honey. Baby.
318
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,900
Could--? Could we just,
uh, talk for a second?
319
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,410
Oh, sweetheart, really,
I don't need that this time.
320
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,410
Look, um, do you mind
if I turn on the light?
321
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,910
Hey!
Lights are on!
322
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,910
We're doing some
new stuff now!
323
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,920
Joe?
Yeah?
324
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,420
Move something, kiss something,
or get the hell out.
325
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,430
There's something really
important I have to tell you.
326
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,430
( phone rings )
327
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,930
Hello?
328
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:10,930
Yeah,
just second.
329
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,940
It's Roy.
330
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,940
( sighs ):
Yeah?
331
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,440
Don't do it. Do not tell her.
332
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,940
No, Roy,
I am going to tell her.
333
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,940
I cannot keep a secret
like this from Helen.
334
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:19,940
She has to know!
335
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440
( sighs )
336
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,450
Joe?
337
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:27,950
Honey, uh, what I am gonna
tell you is pretty bad.
338
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,950
It's gonna affect
our whole relationship.
339
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,960
It's about me and--
340
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,460
Oh, my God.
You and Roy?
341
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,460
No.
342
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,460
No, no.
343
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,470
Me and-- And Sara.
344
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,470
Brian's Sara?
345
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:50,470
About seven years ago,
we spent one night together.
346
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:51,970
It meant nothing.
347
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:54,480
What? You spent
the night with Sara?
348
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,980
She's been here all this weekend
and you didn't tell me?
349
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,480
Honey--
Just give me a second.
350
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,980
Okay.
351
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,490
All right.
That was a long time ago.
352
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,990
We weren't
seeing each other then.
353
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,490
You know, if this is the worst
news we have to deal with,
354
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,990
we'll be all right.
355
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Just remember,
356
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
you can always
tell me anything.
357
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
In that spirit, there
is one more little thing.
358
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,010
It seems there's a good
possibility that Jason is my--
359
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,010
How do I put this?
360
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,510
--son.
361
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:35,520
Just remember, you can
always tell me anything.
362
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,520
Helen. Helen.
363
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,520
( hyperventilating ):
You have a son?
364
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,520
Well, um, it's not
absolutely sure.
365
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,530
I took a blood test and, uh,
we should know tomorrow.
366
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,530
Is that it?
367
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,530
Any more bombshells?
Well, I--
368
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,030
Come on,
what do you take me for?
369
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,530
Sara and I slept
together one time.
370
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,540
We only have one
illegitimate child.
371
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,540
( crying ):
She is not supposed
to have your baby.
372
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,050
I am.
373
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,050
It doesn't matter.
374
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,050
Our children
will be our children.
375
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,050
Are we gonna be okay?
376
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,560
( tender theme playing )
377
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,560
( upbeat theme playing )
378
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,570
Hi, Lowell.
379
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,570
Oh, hi, Jason.
380
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,070
What are you doing?
381
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,570
Oh, I was, you know,
just drawing Wally the Walrus
382
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:34,080
to see if I have what it takes
to be a famous artist.
383
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,080
Don't you like being a mechanic?
384
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,580
Like it?
385
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,080
Ah, it's the reason
I live and breathe.
386
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,090
Then what's the matter?
387
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:46,590
( laughs ):
Oh, Jason.
388
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:51,090
Oh, if life were only as simple
as your childlike innocen--
389
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,600
Of course!
390
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,600
I-it's been staring me
in the face the entire time!
391
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,600
You're right.
392
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,600
If being a mechanic
is what I was meant to be,
393
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,110
then, by jukey,
I'll be happy doing it.
394
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,610
Okey-dokey.
See ya.
395
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:08,610
Wait a second.
396
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:12,610
What other knowledge do you
possess, my wise little master?
397
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,620
( upbeat theme playing )
398
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,620
Come on, ring.
399
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,630
The lab was supposed
to call 20 minutes ago.
400
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,130
Any word yet?
401
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,630
No.
402
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:36,640
Well, um, if you have
any room for a--
403
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,640
A pig-headed jerk who said
a lot of stupid things
404
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,640
and, uh, lashed out
at people without thinking,
405
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,150
I'd like to stay.
406
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,150
Sit down.
407
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,650
S-Sara, do you mind?
408
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,650
Sit down.
409
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160
Can I have the comfortable--?
410
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,160
Sit down!
411
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,670
Agh, this is ridiculous.
412
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,170
We gotta do something
to get our minds off of this.
413
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:10,170
Hey, oh, okay. How about
we play, uh, Geography, okay?
414
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,170
I'll go first.
415
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,170
Miami Beach.
416
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,680
Miami Beach. Come on.
417
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,180
Brian, Miami Beach.
Ends with H,
418
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,180
so you name a place
that starts with H.
419
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,180
( snorts )
420
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,180
Hell.
421
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,690
Sara, that's an L to you.
422
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,690
Londonderry.
423
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,690
Londonderry.
Y to you, Helen.
424
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,190
I'll give you a "Y":
425
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,690
why is this happening?
426
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,200
Why is there a little
Joe Hackett running around?
427
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,700
Why couldn't you two keep
your hands off each other?
428
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,700
That's an R to you.
429
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,210
( phone rings )
430
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,710
Sandpiper.
431
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,710
Yeah,
speaking.
432
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,210
Uh-huh.
433
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,720
Uh-huh.
434
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,220
Are you sure?
435
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,220
Okay.
Thank you.
436
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,230
I'm not the father.
437
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,230
Oh, yes! Yes, yes!
438
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,230
Not that he's not
a cute, nice little boy.
439
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,230
Hey, Helen, do you
think you could show
440
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,730
a little
sensitivity?
441
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,730
Come on, I think
they need a moment alone.
442
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,750
Oh, well,
at least that's over with.
443
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,750
Now we can get back to us.
444
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,750
Hm?
Yeah.
445
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,250
What?
446
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,260
What's wrong?
Well...
447
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,260
Tsk.
448
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,760
Uh, Joe's not the father,
449
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,760
but Jason does
have a father.
450
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,760
Now I know who he is.
Oh.
451
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,270
What difference does that make?
452
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,770
I-- I can be Jason's dad,
you know? I can.
453
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:48,770
And where--? Where--?
454
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,270
Where's this guy been
for seven years anyway?
455
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,270
In San Francisco.
456
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:55,780
He doesn't even
know he has a son.
457
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,780
I think I owe it to him and
Jason to call him and tell him.
458
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,780
But--?
But what about us?
459
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,790
I would love to stay
here with you.
460
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,290
But this is
something I have to do.
461
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,790
Jason has to come first.
462
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,290
You know,
m-maybe in a few months.
463
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,800
A few months? Okay.
464
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,300
Yeah, yeah.
In a few months, you know--
465
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,800
Hey. Hey!
--we'll call each other.
466
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800
If you had a kid
like Jason out there,
467
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,300
wouldn't you wanna
know about him?
468
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,800
Oh, of course I would. But, uh--
469
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,810
Brian, wouldn't
you want the chance
470
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:27,310
to be a part of his life?
471
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,810
( mellow upbeat theme playing )
472
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,820
Oh, Antonio, now this time
don't even think about it.
473
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,330
Just go over and say
whatever's in your heart.
474
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:53,340
Casey, I just want to say
that I love you,
475
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,840
I adore you, you're beautiful,
476
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,340
and not-- Not a moment goes by
where you're not in my thoughts.
477
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,340
Oh, I'm sorry,
Antonio. What is it?
478
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,350
( speaking gibberish )
479
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,350
Jason, would you
give these tickets
480
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,860
to that nice man over there?
481
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,360
Yeah, or, um--
Or you can give 'em to Roy.
482
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,860
( sighs )
483
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,370
Heh.
484
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:24,870
Mm.
485
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,870
I wish that
wasn't a goodbye kiss.
486
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,380
Me too.
487
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,380
I got the tickets.
488
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,880
They said we can go right on.
489
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,380
Okay.
490
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,880
Come here.
491
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
Come here, you.
492
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,390
Come here you guy, you.
493
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,390
( grunts )
494
00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:53,900
Are you gonna
come and see us?
495
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,900
Uh, yeah.
I hope so.
496
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,400
I mean,
I'm gonna try.
497
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,900
Listen, don't you be too sad.
498
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,400
Uh, gotta go. Bye!
499
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,910
Uh, Jason, wait.
500
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,410
We never finished
our conversation
501
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,910
about fate
versus free will.
502
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,910
( upbeat theme playing )
503
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:24,930
( upbeat piano theme playing )
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