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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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But, Lowell--
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Don't talk to me.
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Nothing you can say
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to know the pain
I'm feeling right now.
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What happened?
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He lost my hat.
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We were driving
down Main Street in my cab.
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It, uh, got a little
close in there
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and, uh, I--
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I-I opened the window,
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and his hat flew out.
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Oh, sure,
make me relive the horror.
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( Antonio sighs )
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For God's sake, Lowell,
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it's just an old
orange baseball cap.
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"Just an old orange
baseball cap."
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I'll have you know,
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the first time
I fixed a crankcase
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was in that hat.
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First time
Lowell, Jr. threw up:
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in that hat.
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First time I got hit
in the head with a brick
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was in that hat.
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First time I got hit
in the head with a brick
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was in that hat.
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Lowell, Lowell...
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I'm--
Look, I-I'm really sorry.
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Can you ever
find it in your heart
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to forgive me?
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All right.
Uh, I guess life goes on.
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Ma'am.
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Watch your back,
Scarpacci.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Uh, what are you doing
with the calendar, dear?
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Oh, Joe and I are
trying to pick a day
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for our wedding.
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He's such a romantic.
He wants me to be a June bride.
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Oh, well, June is
a lovely month for a wedding.
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And may I add,
not a bad month for a funeral.
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I buried two
of my husbands in June.
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The birds are singing,
the flowers are blooming,
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the ground is nice and soft.
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That's always a plus.
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Well, now,
I'm dying to know,
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how is it having Casey
living with you?
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Well, she's my sister
and I love her.
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But ever since
her husband dumped her,
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she's been
moping around the house
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in her bathrobe
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eating Snickers
and watching Oprah.
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Hi, hi, hi!
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Isn't it
a gorgeous day?
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( laughs )
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Casey, look at you.
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You're dressed.
You're up.
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You cleaned the food
out of your hair.
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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Well, I was watching TV
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and I happened
to catch an infomercial
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for a revolutionary
new tooth-bleaching system.
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And I realized
I haven't smiled in a week.
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Ah! I mean, I've become a
cliché: the abandoned wife.
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Well, I am not a cliché.
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And from now on,
when you look at me
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all you're gonna see
is happy face. Ha!
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Well, good for you, Casey.
Yeah.
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So what's with
the calendar?
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Oh, Joe and I are trying
to pick a day for our wedding.
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Oh, marriage
is so wonderful.
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Sharing all
your hopes and dreams
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with just one man.
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And curling up
with him at night
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and being
his best friend.
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Hosting his
dinner parties
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and laughing
at his stupid jokes.
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Doing things for him
that still make you gag.
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( gasping )
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And then one day,
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you know,
he just sails off
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leaving you flat broke
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and without
anything to live for,
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your guts just ripped open--!
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Casey...
What?!
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Happy face.
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Oh, right.
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( laughing )
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So when you kids
getting hitched?
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Um, we were thinking June.
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And I bet getting married
in June was Joe's idea.
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Yes, how did you know?
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Well,
it's a rule of thumb.
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If the wedding date
is more than six months away,
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then it's the guy's idea.
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But you don't have to
worry about Joe.
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No, I don't have to
worry about Joe.
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What am I not worrying about?
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Oh, you know,
that he'll change his mind.
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Back out.
Oh, no, no.
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I don't have to
worry about Joe.
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If there's
one person I know,
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it's Joe.
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Absolutely.
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Of course, I thought
I knew Stuart, you know.
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Right down
to that bald spot
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I had to rub that
Minoxidil on every night.
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( Casey laughing )
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Oh, yeah,
gut like a sumo wrestler,
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he's worried about his hair.
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( sighs )
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I should have killed him
when I had the chance.
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Happy face!
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Helen, I have given this
a lot of thought,
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and I have found the perfect day
for us to get married:
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June the 12th.
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Joe,
that's so romantic.
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What made you
choose that day?
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It's Farmer's Almanac.
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Oh, ho, ho, that is romantic.
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I hear the 12th is mulch day.
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No, no, no. No, no. Look, this--
This really is great.
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Look, according to the almanac,
the weather on the 12th
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will be seasonably cool
with a light westerly breeze.
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So I can wear a wool tux.
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I won't have to worry
about pit stains.
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That's...very
practical, dear.
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What a lunatic.
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Um, ahem,
you know, Joe,
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I was just thinking that...
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You know, we've known each
other a really long time,
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and June
is so far away.
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So, w-what would you think
about moving the date up
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just a little bit
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to, say, um,
oh, I don't know,
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maybe four weeks
from Saturday?
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Next month?
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That's so soon.
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Well, but-- Uh, well,
let's, uh-- let's look her up.
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Okay, uh--
Well, uh, November 15th,
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that seems okay.
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It'll be clear, crisp and,
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uh, heh,
what do you know,
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an excellent day
to castrate your bull.
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Sounds like
a wedding day to me.
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Joe, Brian's on the radio.
He's in trouble.
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BRIAN ( over radio ):
Joey? Joe, are you there?
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Come on. Come on,
I need some help here.
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Okay, listen,
calm down, Brian.
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We're gonna
get you down safely now.
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Just take a good look
at the controls
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and tell me
exactly what's wrong.
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What's wrong?
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Alex left me.
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That's what's wrong.
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Brian, this is
about Alex again?
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Would you get her
off your mind already?
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( scoffs )
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I can't!
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What's the point of
going on without her?
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Just-- Just feel like
crashing this plane
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right in the ocean!
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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I cannot believe
he pulled a stunt like this.
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Oh, I know. And he was
doing so well about Alex.
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( sighs )
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Well, I had an uncle
who snapped like that.
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After his wife left him, we all
thought he was doing fine.
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And then one day in the middle
of a city council meeting,
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he stood up and said,
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"Look, I'm not wearing pants."
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Attention all arriving
Sandpiper passengers:
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We apologize
for any inconvenience
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we may have caused you
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and hope you will
fly with us again soon.
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Or, on your next trip,
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fly Aeromass.
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Our pilots are on time,
not Thorazine.
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Brian, what--?
What is wrong with you?
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What--? How could you--?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm all right.
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I'm okay.
I'm all right.
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No, listen to me:
You are not okay.
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I-I really think
you need help.
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You-- You-- You need
to see a professional.
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A professional?
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Hey, Joey,
do me a favor:
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Just cut it with code words,
okay? I'm a big boy.
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If you've got something
to say to me, say it.
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All right. I think
you need to see a shrink.
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A shrink? I thought
you were talking about a hooker.
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Hey, hey, Hackett,
you do not need a shrink.
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What you need is
a night out with Doctor Roy.
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( inhales sharply )
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We'll hit the town
and you'll do
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what I did
when Sylvia left me:
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I went down to the
local bar, got hammered.
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On the way home,
peed "I hate Sylvia"
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in the snow.
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I'd like to see the shrink now.
Yeah.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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These shoes
in eggshell
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would be perfect
for Helen.
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( knocking on door )
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Mr. Hackett?
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Yeah, huh?
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Would you step
into my office, please?
Ah.
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( crying ):
Hi, Joey.
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Hi, Brian.
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Brian, haven't you got something
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you'd like to say
to your brother?
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( crying )
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I love you, man.
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And...?
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And I hate you!
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Can I go now?
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Mr. Hackett, the reason
I've asked you in here
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is in the hope that
you might shed some light
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on events in Brian's life
that he's possibly blocked out.
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Like what?
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Well, when,
for instance, uh,
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your mother walked out
on the family--
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Oh-- You told him that?
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What are you,
the town crier?
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We don't barely
know this guy.
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Don't talk about
Dr. Greyson that way.
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I love him.
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And...?
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And I hate him!
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Uh, I'm going.
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Uh, Mr. Hackett,
it would be most helpful
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if you would
cooperate.
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Please,
do sit down.
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Please.
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Okay. All right.
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Uh, now, what--?
What was the question again?
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( clears throat )
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Well, what was,
uh, Brian's reaction
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when your mother
walked out?
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Well, it was nothing
really out of the ordinary.
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He slept under his bed
for a couple of months
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and told everyone
his real mother
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was Shirley Partridge.
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Could I go to the bathroom?
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Certainly.
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It's down the hall,
to the right.
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( sobs )
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Wow, he's one sick
little puppy, isn't he?
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Well,
we prefer to say
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that he has an
adjustment disorder
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with mixed emotional features.
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Wow, you're good.
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Harvard.
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I'm impressed.
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Well, wait till
you see the bill.
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( Joe laughs )
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Funny. Ha-ha-ha.
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Harvard Lampoon.
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( laughs )
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So, uh, your brother tells me
you're engaged to be married.
261
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
When's the big day?
262
00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,210
Uh, well, actually,
we just decided this morning.
263
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,210
It's, uh, November 15th.
264
00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:31,210
Well, that's pretty soon,
isn't it?
265
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,720
Yeah, that's
just what I said.
266
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,220
I really,
uh, wanted June, but...
267
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,220
Ah, June.
268
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,220
It's good suit weather.
269
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,220
Exactly. Exactly.
270
00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,730
But, uh, well,
she wanted to do it sooner,
271
00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,230
so, what could I say?
272
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:47,230
Well, you could have said
you're feeling conflicted.
273
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,230
Um, "Let's talk it over."
274
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,730
You know what? You're right.
275
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,240
That is exactly what
I should've said.
276
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,240
You know,
I-I cannot believe
277
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,740
I just let her roll
right over me like that.
278
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,740
You know, I-I
really think I am mad.
279
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,240
You think?
280
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,250
Or are you ready to own that?
281
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,750
Yeah, I am really mad.
You know, I-- I mean--
282
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,250
Is this what our marriage
is gonna be?
283
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,250
Her giving me orders,
284
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,250
and me just standing
there like an idiot?
285
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,760
"Yes, dear. Yes, dear."
286
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,260
Boy, this-- This-- This has been
a real eye opener for me.
287
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,760
I just had a major insight
in the bathroom.
288
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760
Yeah, great,
great.
289
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,270
Um, look, um,
about my problem, c--?
290
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:24,770
Do you--?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
291
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,270
Your problem?
Wait-- Wait a second.
292
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,770
I leave here for five minutes
and you steal my shrink?
293
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,280
Man, I hate you.
294
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:35,280
And...?
That's it. I hate him!
295
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,780
( arguing indistinctly )
296
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,780
( upbeat piano theme playing )
297
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,790
Roy. Roy,
have you seen Lowell?
298
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:47,790
Yeah, he's out in the hangar
muttering your name
299
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290
and sharpening something.
300
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,290
Hey-hey, you found his hat.
301
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,300
Uh, no. No, I didn't.
302
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,800
I-I-I looked all over.
303
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,800
I could not find his stupid hat,
so I bought one just like it.
304
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,300
Hopefully he'll
never know the difference.
305
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,310
See, I-I rubbed it
in axle grease and...
306
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,310
( chuckles )
307
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,310
...I ran over it with my cab.
308
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,310
I even had a small boy
throw up in it, so...
309
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,820
( sighing )
310
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:16,820
Hi, Lowell.
311
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,320
Oh, it's you.
312
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,330
I, uh-- I brought
an old friend to see you.
313
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:25,830
My hat!
( laughs ): Yeah.
314
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,830
Oh, it's my hat.
315
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,330
Gosh, th-thanks,
buddy.
316
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,330
No problem.
317
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,830
Oh, well,
318
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,840
there's a little problem.
319
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,340
Uh, you'll be
receiving a package
320
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,840
in the mail tomorrow.
321
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,840
Whatever you do,
don't open it.
322
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,350
Wait a second.
This isn't my hat!
323
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,350
Of course it is, Lowell.
324
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,350
What are you trying to
pull over here, Scarpacci?
325
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,860
You trying to make a fool of me?
326
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,360
Oh, and by the way,
327
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360
about that package
in the mail?
328
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,860
I was just kidding.
329
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,870
By all means, open it.
330
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,370
You're really gonna love it.
331
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,370
Hi, hi!
332
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,370
Hey, how was your day?
333
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,880
Well, I went shopping
and I found out that Stuart
334
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,380
has canceled
all my credit cards.
335
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,880
So I walked
out of the store
336
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,380
and ruined my $400 shoes
337
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,890
on those quaint
cobblestone streets.
338
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:25,890
Then I hobbled down to the docks
and I lost two fillings
339
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,890
on your delightful
saltwater taffy.
340
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,390
But I'm still smiling.
341
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,390
You wanna know why?
342
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,890
Uh, happy face?
343
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:34,400
No, happy hour.
344
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900
Oh, hi, Brian.
345
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,400
I love you,
Helen Chapel.
346
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,410
Oh, I gather you just
got out of therapy.
347
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,910
Oh, it was incredible! I--
348
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,910
The doctor explained to me
that inside of me
349
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,910
is a scared little boy.
350
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,410
( sniffles )
351
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:51,910
So from now on,
352
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,420
big Brian is
just gonna have to
353
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,920
start listening
to little Brian.
354
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,920
Now, isn't that
what got you into trouble
355
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,420
in the first place?
( laughs )
356
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,930
I love you,
Roy Biggins.
357
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,930
Get off of me,
you psycho!
358
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,930
Therapy, huh?
That's nice work, Hackett.
359
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,440
Your brother's a spud.
360
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,440
Hey.
Hi, uh, listen...
361
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,940
I really need to talk
about our wedding day.
362
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,450
I feel that November
is just too soon.
363
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,450
I think that we really should
go back to our original plan,
364
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,950
and do it in June.
365
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,950
Okay, fine.
366
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,450
Really?
367
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,960
Sure.
368
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,460
Great.
369
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,460
You know, I envy you.
370
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,960
( laughing )
371
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,970
Least you got a nice speech
before the big kiss-off.
372
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,970
Casey, that wasn't a kiss-off.
373
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,470
That's what I said.
374
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,970
Then two weeks later
I was served
375
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:52,480
by the firm of
Snitkin, Snitkin and Katz.
376
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,980
Look, Casey,
I'm sorry that Stuart left you.
377
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,980
But Joe is not Stuart.
378
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,980
Joe is staying here.
379
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,990
Joe is not leaving.
380
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,990
Joe?
381
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:09,990
( gasps )
382
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,490
Joe, come back!
383
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,500
What, what? I'm right here.
I'm right here.
384
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500
I just dropped my pencil.
385
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,500
What's up?
386
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,000
( gasps )
387
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,500
Well, I-I-I thought we agreed
to get married in November.
388
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,510
I just wanna know
what made you change your mind.
389
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,510
Yeah, well, you know what?
I had a real breakthrough
390
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,010
when I was talking
to Dr. Greyson.
391
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,510
Who's Dr. Greyson?
392
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,010
Brian's therapist.
393
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,010
You talked about us
to Brian's therapist?
394
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,020
Well, you know,
it, uh--
395
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,020
That just sort of--
Sort of happened.
396
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,520
And Dr. Greyson
helped me realize
397
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,020
that when you, you know, um,
398
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,030
strong-armed me
into moving up the date,
399
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:46,530
that, uh,
I was feeling a little trapped.
400
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,530
Strong-armed? Trapped?
401
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,530
Well, look, maybe
those aren't the best words--
402
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,530
Honey, if you feel trapped,
why don't you just
403
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,540
chew off your leg
and scamper away?
404
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,540
You know,
Casey was right about you.
405
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,550
Oh, you talked
to Casey about us?
406
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,550
Well, at least she's family.
407
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,550
Not some idiot
with a degree on the wall.
408
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,050
Hey, Dr. Greyson
went to Harvard.
409
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,550
He was on The Lampoon.
410
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,060
You're trying to
weasel out of this wedding,
411
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,560
aren't you?
Oh, you know,
412
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,560
I think I resent that.
No, w-wait a minute.
413
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,060
Yeah, okay, I'll own it.
Yeah, I resent that.
414
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,070
You know, you--
415
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,570
You're trying to say
you don't trust me.
416
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,570
Well, why should I?
417
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:29,570
You go behind my back
and talk about our relationship.
418
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,070
You change the date.
419
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,580
I don't know you
anymore.
420
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:36,080
You're a stranger.
Who are you, Joe Hackett?
421
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080
Fine, great.
I-if you don't know me,
422
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,580
if you don't trust me,
then why are you
423
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580
in such a hurry to marry me?
424
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,580
Why do you wanna
marry me at all?
425
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,090
Oh, my goodness.
426
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,090
I just had
a major breakthrough.
427
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,090
I don't wanna marry you.
428
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,090
( upbeat piano theme playing )
429
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,100
( upbeat piano theme playing )
430
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,610
Roy?
Mm?
431
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,110
Would you mind
passing these out
432
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,110
to your customers?
433
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,110
What is it?
434
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,110
Reward poster.
435
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,620
"Have you seen this hat?"
436
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,620
( laughs ):
You know, Mather,
I feel sorry for you.
437
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,120
Have you considered
filing a missing hat report?
438
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,120
Don't be ridiculous.
439
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,130
You have to wait
24 hours.
440
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,130
Have you seen this hat?
441
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,640
Have you seen this hat?
442
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,640
Have you seen this hat?
443
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,140
( sobbing ):
Oh, God!
444
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,140
Oh, no.
What am I gonna do?
445
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,650
I know.
I know, Helen.
446
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:49,650
It hurts, doesn't it?
447
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:53,160
Remember the little
fabric-covered button on top?
448
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,660
No, Lowell,
Joe and I broke up.
449
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,160
We're not
getting married.
450
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,660
Hello?
My hat's missing.
451
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,170
Dr. Greyson.
Flight 25 to Boston.
452
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,680
Oh, uh, and are you traveling
for business or pleasure?
453
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,180
Strictly pleasure.
454
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,680
Going on a vacation
for a month.
455
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,680
Ah. Oh, you know what
I'd do if I had a month off?
456
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,690
Well, first
I'd clean out my closets.
457
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,690
Then I would completely reline
all my kitchen shelves.
458
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,690
( laughs ):
Then I'd tackle that garage.
459
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,690
Uh, so, what
are you gonna do?
460
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:34,200
Well, I'm going
to the south of France.
461
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Well, to each his own.
462
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200
I think I'll
wait over here.
463
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,210
Dr. Greyson?
464
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,210
Hey, what are you
doing here--?
465
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,210
Oh, you came by to see
how I was doing, didn't you?
466
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,220
No, no, no.
I-- I'm leaving on a vacation.
467
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,720
Look, as I told you
in the office,
468
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,720
if you want to speak to someone,
call Dr. Cooper.
469
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,220
I can't believe
you're leaving me.
470
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,730
Oh, I know.
I know what this is.
471
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,230
It's tough love, right?
472
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,730
You are brilliant, man!
473
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,730
Brilliant!
474
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,740
Dr. Cooper, huh?
475
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240
( sobs )
476
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,750
Coffee?
477
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,250
Please.
478
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250
Oh, excuse me,
Dr. Greyson,
479
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,250
you forgot your ticket
on the counter.
480
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,750
Oh, thank you
very much.
481
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,760
You're Dr. Greyson?
482
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,260
Yes, I am.
483
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,260
Well, well, well.
484
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,260
If it isn't
the home wrecker.
485
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,260
You know, Joe
took your little advice,
486
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:44,770
and he's backing out
of the marriage.
487
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,770
Don't you know
how impressionable he is?
488
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,770
For God's sakes,
the man voted for Ross Perot.
489
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,780
I haven't got
the slightest idea
490
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,780
what you're talking about.
Don't you walk away from me,
491
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,780
Harvard boy!
492
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,280
My life is over,
and my wedding is finished!
493
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,280
Whatever you think
I've done, I'm-- I'm-- I'm--
494
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,790
I'm terribly sorry.
Yeah?
495
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:06,290
Well, sorry's not gonna
put a garter on my thigh!
496
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,790
Is everybody
on this island nuts?
497
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,300
Have you seen
this hat?
498
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,300
Oh, hey, Dr. Greyson?
499
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,800
Dr. Greyson,
I am so glad you're here.
500
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Would you explain to her...
501
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,300
No, no, no.
...that she was pressuring me--
502
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,300
Would you please tell him
503
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,310
that all he wants to do is
back out of the wedding?
504
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:27,310
Look, right now
I am nobody's doctor.
505
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,810
I'm simply a man who is
trying to go on vacation.
506
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,320
There will be
no therapy today.
507
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
( upbeat piano theme playing )
508
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,320
Well, I've never
been to therapy.
509
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,820
Shouldn't
I lay down?
510
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,820
Be quiet and listen.
511
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,820
Now, he never said he wanted
to walk away from the wedding.
512
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,830
You see?
513
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,830
Where did you
get that idea anyway?
514
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,330
Well, I don't know.
But my sister told me--
515
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,330
Well, that's
your first mistake.
516
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,830
Never listen to your sister.
517
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:55,340
If I'd listened to my sister,
I'd be a podiatrist.
518
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,340
Now, where did you
go off the track?
519
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,340
Well, you-- You said that I--
Well, there you are.
520
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,350
Your first mistake:
listening to me.
521
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,350
I'm on my fourth wife.
522
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,350
Your problem
is that you listen
523
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,850
to too many people
and not to each other.
524
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:12,850
Now...
525
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:14,860
do you
love him?
526
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,860
Do you love her?
527
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,360
Nervous about marriage?
528
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,860
( laughs )
529
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,370
Nervous about marriage?
530
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:25,370
( blows raspberry )
531
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,870
Well, congratulations.
You're human.
532
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,370
Now kiss and make up.
533
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,380
Now that's
more like it.
534
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,380
Now, if you continue
to have problems,
535
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,390
do feel free to call
536
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,890
Dr. Cooper.
537
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,390
( sighs )
538
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,890
Dr. Greyson, thank you so much.
Yes.
539
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:52,890
We really appreciate it.
Really. Thank you.
540
00:21:52,890 --> 00:21:53,900
All right,
all right, all right.
541
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,400
Now, if you'll excuse me,
542
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,400
I really would like
to get going on my vacation.
543
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400
HELEN: Certainly.
Okay?
544
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,900
Okay, thanks again.
545
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,910
Bye-bye.
Okay.
546
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,410
Nice hat.
547
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:07,910
Thanks.
548
00:22:10,910 --> 00:22:12,910
( upbeat piano theme playing )
549
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Isn't this great?
550
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,920
( chuckling )
551
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,430
I'm your pilot,
right? Heh, heh.
552
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,430
Yeah...
553
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,930
Just the two
of us up here.
554
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:32,430
All alone.
555
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:34,940
No interruptions.
556
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,940
Yeah, we'll have
plenty of time to talk,
557
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:37,940
that's for sure.
558
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,940
Oh, o-o-only
this time,
559
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,940
you pay me,
right?
560
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,450
( laughs )
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