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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Mmm, Hackett...
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I've been meaning
to ask you,
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how you doing
about this Alex thing?
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You feeling okay?
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I'm fine, Roy.
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I can't believe that
even you're asking me.
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Oh, come on.
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You think I don't know the pain
of a broken heart?
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That hollow feeling in your soul
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when you expect to wake up next
to the woman you love.
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Instead you find
your wallet's missing,
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there are dust bunnies
where the stereo used to be.
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Well, I guess you've learned
a lesson about love, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Always insure
for replacement value.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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Hey, check it out.
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Helen's engagement ring.
BRIAN: Whoa.
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Very nice. Where'd you get
the money for that?
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My ring fund.
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You have a ring fund?
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Yeah, I've been saving
since seventh grade.
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Oh, that is so cute. Heh.
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I'm just sorry
I missed your sweet 16.
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So where you gonna
give it to her, huh?
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I got it all figured out.
I'm gonna do it tonight.
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It's the anniversary
of our first kiss.
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Wait a second, you know
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the anniversary
of your first kiss?
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I thought only women
knew stuff like that.
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That is such a stereotype.
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Look, I asked her to marry me
in a stupid elevator.
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I want tonight to be perfect.
Mm-hm.
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Elegant restaurant,
orchestra playing.
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You know, it'll be a great story
to tell the kids someday.
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You know, like when Dad proposed
to Mom on the beach there
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before he went off to the Army.
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( chuckles )
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Yes, I think you're old enough
to know the truth now.
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There was no big,
romantic proposal
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on the beach, my friend.
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In fact, I think
dad's exact words were,
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"You're pregnant?
How'd that happen?"
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Wha-- Wait a minute. What are
you telling me? I was--
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That's right.
There was no Joe fund.
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Come in, Roy, I'm
in the building. Morning.
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Hey, Lowell. Hey, Lowell.
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Lowell, check it out.
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Helen's engagement ring.
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What do you think there?
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Hmm, let's just take a look.
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Ah, M color, I2 clarity.
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Slight flaw on the girdle, mmm.
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What a clever inscription:
"To my darling Melen."
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What?
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Oh, I don't believe it.
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Melen? What a cute nickname.
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You know,
come to think of it,
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she does kind of have
a melon for a head.
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I mean,
she's a lovely girl and all,
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and you gotta be happy that
she's not too self-conscious
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about that melon head.
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Lowell, listen, uh,
you gotta do me a big favor.
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Go down to, uh, Sterling's,
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tell 'em to fix
that inscription.
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And I need it by 8. Okay?
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And listen,
it's a big surprise,
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so don't say anything,
all right?
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Joe, give me a little credit.
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Morning, Lowell.
Good morning, Melen.
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Mmm, now, listen, Helen,
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do not make any plans
for tonight.
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I made reservations for us
at Lexington's.
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Lexington's?
Mm-hm.
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What's the occasion?
Oh, there's no occasion.
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I just think the woman I'm gonna
marry deserves the very best.
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And since she's
not getting that,
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the least you can do
is pop for a dinner.
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Uh, n-now, tell me,
dear, um,
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how are you doing
about Alex?
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Fine.
No, really.
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No, really, I'm fine.
No, really.
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All right, Fay,
I'll tell you.
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Really, I am miserable.
I am crushed.
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In fact, I'm gonna go right up
to the control tower,
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I'm gonna hang myself
from the windsock.
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Now, Brian,
that's crazy talk.
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That windsock couldn't hold
more than 100 pounds.
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Helen?
Yeah--
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( woman laughs )
Casey?
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Uh-huh.
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( laughs )
Casey. Hi!
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Hi.
Hi. Hi.
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Oh, what are you doing here?
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What am I doing here?
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I came here to see you.
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You came all the way
from California to see me?
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Oh, come on, how often does
my baby sister get married?
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So when do I get to meet
my future brother-in-law?
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Where is this Davis Lynch?
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Yeah, well, what happened was--
You must be so happy.
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Now you can move to a real city,
you know,
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and finally dump
this silly lunch counter.
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Oh, look, we've switched
to the red Naugahyde. Heh.
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Let me just tell you one thing--
Is that Joe Hackett over there?
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CASEY:
Oh, yeah, figures he's still
on the island.
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And probably married
the checkout girl
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at the local Stop and Shop.
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( laughs )
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Oh, my gosh.
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Um, you wanna hear something
really funny?
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I-- I broke up with Davis,
and I'm marrying Joe.
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Oh, heh, yeah.
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It--
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My God, you're serious.
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Joe Hackett?
Yeah.
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I couldn't
believe it either.
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So you're Chappel's sister, huh?
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The one with the rich husband.
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The big house in San Francisco.
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The fancy French underwear.
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Uh, how-- How could you
possibly know that?
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Security problem
with your luggage.
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Roy.
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Hey, Joe, look who's here.
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Hi, Joe.
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Casey. Hi.
CASEY:
Hi.
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So, Joe, what have
you been up to lately?
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Joe owns Sandpiper Airlines.
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Oh, well, I'm impressed.
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How many planes you have?
Well, right now just the one.
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So maybe a more fitting name
would be Sandpiper Airplane.
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( laughs )
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( chuckles )
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Now, Helen, I gotta tell you,
you look fantastic.
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Oh.
You changed your hair.
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Yeah, I did. Do you like it?
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Uh-huh.
You hate it, don't you?
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No, it's just, well--
I hate it too. It's just not me.
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Um, Fay, I want you
to meet my sister, Casey.
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Casey, this is Fay.
Oh, ha, ha, Casey.
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Well, what an interesting name.
Is that short for something?
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Cassandra.
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Mom named me after a goddess
in Greek mythology.
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Oh, so, uh, are you named
after Helen of Troy?
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No, actually, I was named after
my lactose-intolerant aunt.
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Uh, you know what's curious?
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You don't have a southern accent
like Helen.
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Well, I guess when you get out
in the world,
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you kinda outgrow it.
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Besides, I never really had
much of an accent.
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Heh. Sure you did.
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No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
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No, I didn't.
Yeah, you certainly did.
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Drop it, okay?!
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She's lovely.
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So, Joe, whatever happened to
that little brother of yours?
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He used to be such a brat.
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Well, Casey,
like all the rest of us,
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Brian has grown up now.
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As a matter of fact,
he's my business partner.
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BRIAN:
Hey, Joey, check out
this great water pistol
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I got out of lost and found.
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It fires when you yell...
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fire!
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Fire! Fire!
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Oh, my God, Casey Chappel!
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How are you? My God!
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Ha, well, I've been drier.
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( laughs )
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Uh, Casey, there's a towelette
behind my counter.
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Oh, I-- I'd better get rid
of this thing.
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Somebody's gonna get hurt.
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JOE:
Well, it's the, uh,
same old Casey, huh?
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She's not here two minutes,
she insults your hair,
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your accent and my airplane.
Oh, that's no big deal.
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She doesn't mean anything by it.
Like she's so perfect.
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Well, she-- She is.
I mean, look at her.
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She's perfect.
JOE: What, and, and you're not?
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Come on, Helen,
don't do that to yourself.
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You're not Casey Chappel's
fat little sister anymore.
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I mean,
it's hard to forget.
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I mean,
she was a prom queen.
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I was...Dairy Queen.
Oh...
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Just--
Just stop that, all right?
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Listen to me. You--
You are every bit as beaut--
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No. You are more beautiful
than Casey.
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ANTONIO:
Helen, Helen,
who is that goddess?
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She's-- She's just gorgeous,
she's stunning.
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Venus in a damp blouse.
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That's my sister.
No way.
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All better.
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Hi.
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( mumbling incoherently )
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( spitting )
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Uh, An--
( snorts )
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An-- Antonio,
this is Casey.
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Hello.
( growls )
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So listen, you two,
don't make any plans for tonight
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because I am taking you both
out to dinner.
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No. No, no, no.
Uh, Helen, tonight is special.
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I know it's special.
My sister's here.
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Well, let's go catch up.
Yeah.
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CASEY: Um, Helen?
HELEN: Yes.
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Where'd you get that eye shadow?
Oh, I'm washing it right off.
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It's good to have you back.
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( upbeat piano theme playing )
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( piano playing tranquil music )
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I cannot believe
they're still not here.
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And where is Lowell
with the ring?
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I came here to give a ring
to a girl.
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I got no ring and no girl.
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Oh, look on the bright side.
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I'm here.
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The only reason you're here is
to help me get rid of Casey.
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Now, you remember the plan?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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The band plays
"Isn't It Romantic?",
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I ask Casey for a dance
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so you can be alone with Helen
and give her the ring.
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Good. Where are they?
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Hey, uh, Helen is never late.
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I know this is Casey's fault.
Oh, st-- You don't know that.
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Oh, come on,
she hasn't changed a bit.
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She's still a snob.
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Don't you remember
when we were kids?
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She always treated us
like we were geeks.
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We were geeks.
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Like the guys she hung out with
were any better.
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Oh, you mean, the Kennedys?
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I am sorry
we're late.
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I couldn't decide what to wear.
Oh, wow, you look beautiful.
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Thank you. Well, thank Casey.
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Oh, all I did was go through
her entire closet,
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and then I said,
"Let's see what I brought."
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( chuckles )
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Good evening.
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Hello.
Thank you.
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Welcome to Lexington's.
Thanks.
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Hey, aren't you
Brian Hackett?
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I heard about Alex
leaving you.
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How are you holding up?
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Uh, fine, thank you.
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Look, if you need to talk--
Listen, can we order, please?
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Helen and I know what we want.
The Chateaubriand for two.
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Ooh, that sounds good.
That's our favorite.
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Oh, you're so lucky you don't
care about what you eat.
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I'll have the, uh,
pasta primavera
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with no oil,
no butter, no sauce.
250
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,740
Yes, that sounds good.
I'll have that instead.
251
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:56,240
Helen, they only make
Chateaubriand for two.
252
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,240
I'll share it with you.
253
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,240
WAITER:
Brian,
254
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,740
are you sure
you're up to eating?
255
00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,250
I'm fine, thank you.
256
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:17,760
Hello, Joe, uh,
imagine running into you here.
257
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,760
Hi, Lowell.
258
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,270
Uh, Joe, I managed
259
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:26,270
to pick up
the fuel pump for you.
260
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,270
Uh,
261
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,770
I was able to get
the "Melen" out.
262
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,280
What?
Uh, it's a long story.
263
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,790
Uh, uh, forced landing,
fruit stand. It's, uh...
264
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
Smooth.
265
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,290
See you, guys.
266
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,290
Bye.
Bye.
267
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,800
Bye, Antonio.
268
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,300
( chuckles )
269
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,320
( band playing
"Isn't It Romantic?" )
270
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,830
Hey, listen,
they're playing, uh,
271
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,330
"Isn't It Romantic?".
272
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:29,830
Yeah?
273
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,840
( silverware clatters )
Oh!
274
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,340
Oh, God, yeah,
"Isn't It Romantic?"
275
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,340
Favorite song of mine.
Gotta dance when I hear it.
276
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,340
Would you--?
Would you care to dance with me?
277
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,340
Oh, no, thanks.
I don't feel like dancing.
278
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:45,850
Go on, Casey, dance with him.
She doesn't want to dance.
279
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,350
I'll dance with him.
Is your name Casey?
280
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,350
Brian said he wanted
to dance with Casey.
281
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,350
I think
we should see Casey dance.
282
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,360
Maybe you should just get
your six-shooter out
283
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,860
and fire at her feet.
CASEY: Oh.
284
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,860
Okay, okay, I'll dance.
285
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,860
Huh? Ha, ha, ha. Come on.
286
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,370
Joe, are you okay?
Yeah. Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
287
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:05,870
Look, especially now
that we're alone.
288
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,870
Helen...
289
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,370
my life began the moment
you said you'd marry me.
290
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,880
Joe, that's so sweet.
291
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,880
You've made me happier
than I ever thought I could be.
292
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,380
CASEY:
Ow! Oh!
293
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,380
Ah.
You okay?
294
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,390
Yeah,
295
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,390
it's nothing.
296
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,890
Brian just stomped
on my toe.
297
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,890
BRIAN:
I'm sorry, but, uh,
298
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,390
I got distracted when the band
leader asked me about Alex.
299
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:34,400
Brian, why don't you, uh,
take Casey home,
300
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,400
get some ice on her toe?
301
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,900
Oh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
302
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,400
Are you sure?
Yes.
303
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,900
And I am not going to ruin
this night by leaving.
304
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:47,410
Besides, I have a little
surprise for you two.
305
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,910
Now, I know that you're
just starting out,
306
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:52,420
probably a little strapped
for cash, so--
307
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:55,920
Oh, what the heck,
here it is.
308
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,920
Oh, my gosh.
It's a diamond ring.
309
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,930
Now, that's
a fuel pump.
310
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,430
Casey, I don't know
what to say.
311
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,930
Oh, it's only
my old starter ring,
312
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,930
but I know how you've
always admired it, so...
313
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,940
It's really beautiful,
but I really couldn't.
314
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,940
Yeah, you could.
Okay.
315
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,440
We-- We-- We can't accept it.
Yes, we can.
316
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,440
And we could do it
a little more graciously.
317
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,950
Listen, you really don't
want this ring.
318
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,450
Uh, I do.
No, take-- Take it off.
319
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,450
Joe.
Don't make me use
the butter.
320
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,450
What is the matter with you?
321
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,450
She-- She has no right
to give you that.
322
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,460
What are you talking about?
See what she's trying to do?
323
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,460
She's trying to make me look
like an idiot.
324
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,960
No, honey, you're doing that
all by yourself.
325
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,960
JOE:
Look, uh, Helen,
as your future husband,
326
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,470
I demand that you give her
back that ring.
327
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,470
HELEN:
You demand?
328
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,970
He demands.
Maybe I should go.
329
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,470
Maybe we should go.
No, don't--
330
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,480
All right, Helen,
I can explain--
331
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480
( sighs )
332
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,490
I just saw what happened
with Helen.
333
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,490
Look, if you need to talk--
334
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,990
BOTH:
Get out of here.
335
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:14,500
( upbeat piano theme playing )
336
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,510
( knocking on door )
337
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,510
( knocking continues )
Just a second.
338
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,010
What?
Look, Helen, about the ring.
339
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,020
I can explain, I--
No, you can't.
340
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,520
I know you don't
care for Casey,
341
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,020
but there's nothing
that you can say
342
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,520
to excuse your behavior tonight.
All right, you want an excuse?
343
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,020
Here it is.
344
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,020
My life began the moment
you said you'd marry me.
345
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,530
You've made me happier than
I ever thought I could be.
346
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:47,030
Please, take this damn ring
as a symbol of my love.
347
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040
Joe.
348
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,540
That's what this evening
was about?
349
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,040
You planned it
so that you--?
350
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:05,550
Oh, I love you.
351
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,050
Yeah, well, I'm still mad.
352
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,550
Getting less mad.
353
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,060
Less mad. Mmm.
354
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,560
Mmm, feeling good. Mmm.
355
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,560
Mmm, listen, Helen,
356
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,560
I-I would have given you
the ring on another night,
357
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,070
but I knew how much you'd
want it on our anniversary.
358
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,070
Our anniversary?
359
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,570
Yeah, of our first kiss.
360
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,570
It is?
361
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:32,570
I thought only women
remember that stuff.
362
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:36,080
That is such a stereotype.
363
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,080
Come here.
364
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,590
I don't wanna ever fight again.
365
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,090
I don't even know
who started it.
366
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,590
Casey started it.
367
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,590
What?
Nothing.
368
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,590
What'd you say?
( sighs )
369
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,100
Look, uh, you know,
370
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,600
I just think she shouldn't
have given you that ring
371
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,100
without checking
with me first.
372
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,100
Yeah, I know, but she didn't
mean anything by it.
373
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,600
Why are you making
excuses for her?
374
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,100
She's been all over you
since she got here.
375
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,610
She ruined our night.
But what am I gonna do now?
376
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,110
Stand up to her.
377
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,610
I will. Someday.
378
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,110
But right now
I need to bring her
379
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,620
her tea before it gets cold.
380
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,620
Helen, look, enough.
Enough with Casey.
381
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,120
This is our night.
382
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:20,120
I have a bottle of champagne
at home on ice.
383
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,120
HELEN:
That sounds so much better.
384
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,130
Helen, where do you keep
the better linens?
385
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,130
Oh, sorry.
No, a-actually, come on down.
386
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,130
Uh, I wanted to talk
to you anyway.
387
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,140
Um, this ring is
so beautiful.
388
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:38,140
Thank you so much,
but I can't accept it.
389
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,140
Why?
390
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,150
Because Joe gave me
this engagement ring.
391
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,650
Oh. Heh.
392
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,650
My, what a practical choice.
393
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,150
Uh, what's that supposed
to mean?
394
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,160
Nothing.
395
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,660
It'll be
your very own Hope Diamond,
396
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,660
just hold it up
and hope people can see it.
397
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160
Let her rip.
398
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,670
You know...
399
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,670
ever since you came here,
400
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,670
you've been making these
little comments about my hair,
401
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,670
about my accent,
402
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,170
about my fiancé
and his tiny little ring.
403
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,180
Hey.
404
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,680
I'm sorry,
honey, I love it.
405
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,680
Maybe I don't have
the perfect life
406
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,680
or the perfect house
or the perfect one-carat ring--
407
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,690
Uh, two carats.
Two carats?
408
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,190
Helen...
Oh, I'm giving it back.
409
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,690
Oh, you know, I think
you're being ridiculous.
410
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,690
HELEN:
Well, maybe I am,
411
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,690
but you know what?
412
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:31,690
I don't care.
413
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,200
Maybe I don't have
the perfect life,
414
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,700
but it's my life.
415
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,700
And I think
it's pretty damn good.
416
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,200
I'm sick and tired
417
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700
of your little
backhanded comments
418
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,200
and your putdowns.
419
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,710
I'm not your fat
little sister,
420
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,710
and I'm not gonna take it
from you anymore.
421
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,710
You finished?
422
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,210
Am I finished?
423
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,720
Yes, I am.
Let's go, Joe.
424
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,220
Well, then, heh...
425
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,220
( crying ):
...good night.
426
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,730
Casey...
427
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,230
Let's just let her digest that.
428
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,230
Casey, I-- I didn't mean--
Stuart left me.
429
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,240
What?
430
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,740
Would you like to hear
how perfect my life is?
431
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,240
( chuckles )
432
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,250
Well, a couple months ago
Stuart said,
433
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250
"Let's sell everything,
434
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,250
buy a boat and sail
around the world."
435
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,250
I should have known
something was wrong
436
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,260
because he hates the water.
437
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,760
Once we went to one
of those cheap adult motels
438
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,760
to try to revive
our "sex life,"
439
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,260
and Stuart got seasick
on the waterbed.
440
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,770
There went my chance of having
an orgasm that year.
441
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,270
Hey, hey, hey.
442
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:55,780
You know, at first I told him
I can't just sail off.
443
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,280
I have responsibilities.
444
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280
I was in charge
of the fajita bar
445
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,290
at my golf club's annual "Let's
Get Teed-Off at Hunger Day."
446
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,790
You know,
but then I thought...
447
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,790
why not sail off?
448
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,800
People will think
I'm interesting.
449
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,800
Oh.
450
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,300
On the morning
we were supposed to leave,
451
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,800
Stuart said he wanted me to take
a picture of him at the helm,
452
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:27,310
so I stood on the dock
and suddenly he just...
453
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,310
shoved off.
454
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,320
Well, this is the last
that I ever saw of him.
455
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,320
He's waving goodbye.
456
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,320
That's the happiest-looking man
I've ever seen.
457
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,830
He took it all.
458
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,830
Now I have no home, no money.
459
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,340
No husband.
460
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,840
Oh, Casey.
461
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,340
You know what, Casey,
I--
462
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,850
I think that what you need
is really a good night's sleep,
463
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,350
so, uh, Helen and I will get out
of your hair and let you...
464
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:07,850
I can't leave her.
465
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,850
Joe, her husband just left her.
466
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,350
She's falling apart.
467
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,860
She's disgraced.
She's just humiliated.
468
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:17,360
Aren't you, honey?
469
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,870
In fact, you can stay here
as long as it takes
470
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,370
for you to get yourself back
together and on your feet again.
471
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,370
Uh, what kind of time frame
are we talking about here?
472
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,870
As-- As long as it takes.
473
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:30,870
Oh, Helen.
474
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:34,880
Oh, I don't know
what I would do without you.
475
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,380
I don't know how to thank you.
Oh, you don't be ridiculous.
476
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,380
You're my sister.
477
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,890
Joe, heh, you have been
so sweet and so understanding.
478
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:45,890
I...
479
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,890
What can I say?
480
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:53,900
It's no problem.
After all, we're almost family.
481
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,400
Well, thanks, you guys.
482
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,900
Oh, Helen, you're so lucky
to have a guy like Joe.
483
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,400
I know.
484
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,910
Really successful guys
end up leaving you.
485
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,920
Look, Casey, when we first met,
486
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,920
I was so overwhelmed
by your absolute beauty,
487
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,920
words escaped me.
488
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,430
So, please,
let's start all over.
489
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,930
Hello, I'm Antonio.
490
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,930
I'm honored to meet you.
491
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:33,940
I think you're ready
to talk to her.
492
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,440
Yes.
493
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,940
Hi, is Helen around?
494
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,440
( mumbles incoherently )
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