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This campaign is about authenticity.

It sets new standards.

We want to show women the real people, like you or me.

That's why we focus on emotions and natural beauty.

That's our vision of femininity.

We're ourselves.

We're independent.

We set our rules.

We're strong.

We're strong women.

Hey, what about breakfast?

It was fun, thanks!

We're all different and real.

Not bad.

No, no. Not now.

Simply me.

Simply us!

Cut. Take five.

BEAUTIFUL!

Jeez, what are you doing, Krystyna?

I wanted to give you...

Oh, Jeez.

It would be nice if...

It's been a while, since...

Krysia...

I don't know.

Some other time.

Breakfast time.

Krystyna...

No, it's okay.

But thanks.

If I could be a man for just one day

I'd be a superman for sure

I know so many things about women

What an idiot.

No, no, please.

Please, no...

Put these pants on, please.

- No! - Okay, so...

- Please. - Thanks.

You like those.

Come on, son.

I got promoted.

Are you listening?

Yes, congrats.

Baby, this is your last chance.

Tadek!

Calm down, will you?

It's summer.

Cool, thanks.

Fantastic. Not a single pair of clean shorts.

I'll call the washing machine guy.

I'm bored!

- For the last time, please. - Give me.

Why do so?

Wanna be like Batman?

Yes?

These aren't leggings.

These are...

gaiters.

Batman wears gaiters.

Come here.

How about the wall?

Why this again?

We'd have a passage.

What for, Krysia?

I don't know.

Excuse me!

Yes?

Did you just whistle at me?

Me? At you?

Nobody else is here.

No, no, thanks! That's peachy!

I'm psyched that a stud like you noticed me.

Should I spread my legs here?

Or in the backseat?

The hood.

What do you prefer, Hun?

I whistled at the car.

It broke down. That's all.

But if I can help you in any way...

No, no. I'm good.

I can take care of myself.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, cool.

So... Bye.

Bye.

Exhale. That's right.

Again, inhale.

Let's imagine that we're in the vagina, and peel an orange with it.

Slowly, one layer at a time.

Peel while inhaling, and yawn with your anus.

That's right. Inhale.

Yes.

And now, suck it into your pelvis and hold, hold.

A little more, don't let go.

Honey...

Wait. Sorry, girls. I'm trying to wean her.

I breastfed my older son for almost two years, and...

he wrecked my boobs.

I feel guilty for nursing only for 16 months.

I have a friend who makes good breast implants.

Want her number?

Silicone is toxic.

Your own tissue is better.

The yoga girl used it.

Boobs, belly, thighs.

And the love tunnel.

What?

Love tunnel?

Was any of you not nursing at all?

I've been wondering if it's alright to consider this.

Date nut?

And so, Nochlin claims, it's wrong to ask,

why there are no female artists.

Instead, she analyzed the factors of genius in art,

explaining its phallocentric character.

Thank you for this presentation, Pola.

An excellent presentation about a significant woman,

artist, and a pioneer of equality.

Questions?

May I sit down?

The next lesson will be practical, as you guys wanted.

Any suggestions on the topic?

How to draw a huge penis?

Can anyone explain, what's so funny?

Patryk?

The topic is quite tough,

and...

we're laughing to ease the tension.

Maybe somebody should try and discuss this with us.

Maybe.

Thank Klaudia for this.

Okay, our next topic is "Relation between power and body."

Goodbye.

- Bye, Pati. - Bye.

Everything okay?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Hi, darlings.

Time to wake up.

A healthy breakfast is something...

Hi, darlings.

Jeez, I'm so hungry.

I was up all night.

You wanna know why?

It's still a secret.

But I can't wait to share it with you.

Wish me luck. It's something very special.

Hi.

Can you shut it?

Where are your parents?

Shut the lid.

A garbage truck might come.

It comes at 10 AM on Thursday. It's Tuesday.

Cool.

So...

Have fun.

Dad will come out soon.

We'll surprise him.

He handled our Shorts gate so well.

He'll be pleased.

I don't know any more jokes.

- There you go. - Thanks.

Did 157 leave?

I don't know, sorry.

Excuse me, did 157 leave?

I really don't know, sir. No idea.

Have a nice day.

Thank you.

Sixty-one.

I drank too much water.

It was sixty.

Okay.

Eighty-two.

I'm swollen because of the period.

Okay, thanks.

Did they give a reason?

It's irrelevant.

What now?

Don't know. We'll try with digital.

But did they say why?

They don't have to.

Maybe it's time.

For what?

The B market.

But I...

don't want the B market.

Sweetie, they make very good commercials.

Artistic, unique.

The German washing machine?

It was very... Jula!

You look the way you look.

I mean, you're beautiful but...

Agata, please. Let's do anything.

Agata.

Please.

Okay, let's try...

- Asia. - Okay.

But be disciplined. Not an ounce more.

I'll call... maybe...

- The blood exams? - It's me.

No, stop! That way.

I'll call you.

Are you sure that this is the right prescription?

It's just that...

it's a... it's quite a mix.

I'm ill.

Card or cash?

It's okay, sweetie.

It's okay.

Oh, God...

Władek?

Yeah?

I've been thinking...

Now that you...

have retired...

you'll have more spare time.

Yeah, I'd like that...

We could...

do something together again.

That's all we ever do.

Rather next to each other.

Do you even look at me?

I do, Krysia. Of course.

And even when I don't...

I still do.

I've signed us up for tango.

What?

A dancing class.

Thursday at 6 PM.

Can you cancel it?

No.

It's been paid for.

Dig, please.

Of course.

Breakfast.

Don't slouch.

A cap.

Thanks.

So?

Nothing.

You wanted one.

Yeah.

- A baseball cap. - You just said "cap."

Baseball cap. It's summer.

I'll show you.

A baseball cap.

You'd make a mistake too if you had so much going on.

It's not a matter of mistake. You just don't care.

Don't say that. I care about you.

It's urgent. I have to take it.

Yes?

Menopause? Is it certain?

How long does it take for hormones to stabilize?

I see.

As soon as possible. Thanks.

Oh!

Gee, I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

I can handle it.

Alone.

I'm cleaning the mess I made.

I believe in kindness of strangers.

I'm no stranger.

It's a quote.

A Streetcar Named Desire.

A theater play.

A movie.

The play was first.

Yeah? Didn't see it.

I thought you didn't.

Master's degree in squats.

But I promise to shape up.

- Kuba. - Baśka.

Very nice to meet you.

And degrees are irrelevant here.

I like to shape up.

Titian, Rubens, Manet, Schiele, Klimt.

Paintings of bodies have always set

the valid pattern of perfection.

But never before has it been so perfectly refined,

so idealized, as it is today.

What do you see?

I see two beautiful,

slightly absent fatties.

Of course you do.

Klaudia?

It's a woman and her reflection.

How she perceives herself.

Exactly.

That's right. Picasso.

Two Naked Women.

I think this painting has never been as valid as it is today.

Let's consider the relationship between the perfect body and power.

Do you have an egg?

No, I don't.

Everybody has.

I told you so.

Are you ill?

I think you are.

Thanks for the egg.

See ya.

Use red to draw things you like about yourself,

and blue for things you don't.

Pola?

Tell us about your drawing.

Well... I have cute lips.

Hair's also cool.

And the rest is blue.

Very blue.

Your ass is red too.

Do you have anything red, Patryk?

I'm all red. Nothing to show here.

Well, maybe except... this.

You might not know the scale.

You can make a career in cartoon business.

No, I prefer Renaissance, portraits.

Portraits contained things

that make people unique. A symbolic object.

Bring yours to the next class.

I already have it with me.

Write a paper.

"Why does this object make me unique."

Hi.

Hi.

Look, I've been thinking...

You're a straight A student,

so maybe you'd like to help me with this paper?

I know nothing about you.

Sure, but I could tell you about myself.

I'm sorry, but...

- Gotta go. - No, wait.

C'mon.

Please. Today is...

It's my birthday.

Okay, so...

My place or yours?

My place is no good.

So, my place.

Okay.

Cool.

So... See ya.

See ya.

Why are we here?

You never know.

- When did you last have sex? - What?

- Me? - I know when I had sex.

There you go.

Baśka, this isn't it.

I didn't say he has an affair.

See? See?

You didn't but if it seems fishy,

it needs checking, right?

What's fishy is that I wasn't happy with his promotion.

See? You're in an emotional trap.

Yeah, you are.

- Me? - Yes, you.

What? Why me?

You wanted us to follow him.

He's not like that.

Yeah.

So wasn't Darek. And then you had to comfort me for ages.

Oh, come on.

- What? - It's just...

What kind of an example is this?

Come on. This is something different.

You see... I stay home too much.

I never go out.

What happened to me? Look at me.

I need to get a grip.

I need to fix myself.

First of all, I want to go back to work.

So practice what you preach already.

Simple.

If he wants to leave me, he will.

Let's leave.

Now. Position.

Yes, and turn.

It's a square.

Quadrato. Obaldoza.

Yes. One,

two, three,

four, five,

six, seven, eight. Great!

Again.

One, two, three, four,

five, seven,

eight.

Okay. Now, wait.

A ver.

Amigos.

Tango.

It's not the connection of minds

but hearts.

Corazón.

The man asks.

The woman accepts.

Or she doesn't.

Okay, everybody.

Ika, para, musica.

One, two.

Three, four.

Five. Six.

Seven.

Eight.

And now.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

You have to do the step...

Wait.

Krysia.

It's no use.

Why?

One, two.

Three.

Wait.

Let me. Krystyna .

One, two, three ,

four, five, six,

seven, eight.

Good.

Easy, Krystyna.

Trust me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Great.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

Can we go now?

Why?

I'm tired of listening to this douche.

Władek!

Władek, wait!

Nice crib.

Thanks.

You look great.

So do you.

Thanks.

After you.

Guests first.

You're the host.

My mom is.

Whoa, I wasn't expecting this.

Happy birthday.

Thank you so much.

Did you make a wish?

Okay. Let's start with

what makes you unique.

I have feelings for you.

Since first grade.

Is this a joke?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I...

If you could see your face...

- I'll explain, so that... wait. - Okay.

It's just that I'm a hell of a liar.

Yup.

It's just a thing that I have.

I can be... I can be cool,

but I can also be an ass.

And sort of...

The question is...

why does this work?

Yeah, why?

I'm self-confident.

Nice.

I know.

Have you considered that behaving like this in real life,

you can really hurt somebody?

And you can forget who you really are.

That's not cool.

Okay, chill.

No, no. I'll handle this.

Easy.

How'd you know where we keep the vacuum?

Intuition.

Good morning.

This is Patryk.

- Agata. - Patryk.

- New... - New, old...

I'm her classmate.

Do I know you?

Fashion Week?

I don't think so.

If you're hungry, guys...

I can order something.

Thanks, we're leaving.

Patryk.

Mrs. Natalia's son.

Well...

Yeah...

Have a nice evening.

Where are you going?

- Me? - Who else?

What is it?

Do something.

Start the car.

Come on!

Start the car!

You should've said.

Well...

Didn't know what to say.

Hey, my mom's your cleaning lady

and sometimes I help her.

So, basically, I dust your windowsills.

That's a good start.

It's nothing to brag about.

I have nothing to brag about.

When I can...

pretend to be someone...

better, more interesting,

ambitious, with a real passion...

Then, why not?

I wear these masks...

to do so.

Even if I could wear such a mask, I wouldn't be able to hide my real self.

Who's that?

A chubby bore.

Something happened?

No, why?

Well... You're home.

I live here.

You only sleep here.

Klaudia, please. Not today.

If you want the house to yourself, just ask.

I don't.

Don't be shy.

Let's talk about sex.

Not with you!

You have a boyfriend...

I don't.

Let's eat our fav ice-cream.

We don't have fav ice-cream.

Shame.

Shame.

And to be clear,

it's just sex. One-time thing.

Wait, wait.

Sorry, but it's not my thing.

One-time sex is not me.

- Is it a quote? - No.

Really, Basia.

I'm sorry but it's not me.

Really?

- Yes. - Cool.

- No, I'm... - No, sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

It could have been nice.

It could have.

I'm sorry.

It's alright.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

This is kinda sexy.

Yeah, super sexy.

Farting vagina.

Really.

Piglet.

Hey.

Look...

Do you feel any difference?

Is it different than before the labor?

No.

It's different.

- No. - It is.

You gave birth to two amazing children.

What? Hey!

Darling.

- Hi! - Hi.

Non-ablative damage of cells and creation of new collagen fibers.

These fibers will impact vagina's

tightness and flexibility, as well as its narrowness.

It enhances erotic experiences and overall life quality.

Hi, Robert.

Yes, I can talk.

Thanks for calling back.

Yes?

Yes, I wish to come back.

We can talk, sure.

Yeah, Monday. Cool.

Yeah, it's... Okay.

Sure. Thanks, see ya.

And our date?

Jeez, you're dull.

I'm consequent.

Consequently dull?

No.

One date for one sex.

Okay. Twice.

How about two dates?

No. Sex, twice.

No, no, two dates.

Got you the battery.

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

- Good morning. - Morning.

I'd like to resign.

I'm sorry, no reimbursements.

You can bring a new partner.

Or no partner at all.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Where are your parents?

Dad's with Felek.

Who's Felek?

My baby brother.

What's this?

A highlighter.

And this?

Blush.

Hi, darlings.

I feel that today is going to be...

special.

Can't tell you anything more, though.

Wish me luck.

- Why do you put on make-up? - Is this an interrogation?

Your mom doesn't?

My mom's in heaven.

Come here.

I put on make-up to look pretty.

You are pretty.

So are you.

Take off your top, please.

Let your hair down, please.

He likes her baby face and the cute smile.

Pretty, isn't she?

Pretty, pretty.

Walk towards us.

Mr. Nishikawa is concerned that she's too ordinary.

What?

Ordinary.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi, mommy.

Oh, you came.

Good that you didn't wait.

See? Told you.

- Have some soup. - No, thanks.

- No? - No.

Hi.

Hi.

- Want some? - No, thanks.

How much?

I ate during the session.

There's some tofu.

A lot of auditions now.

I'm sorry.

I made it just for you.

Krysia, I'd like some.

Really?

Thanks.

Hi, Agata.

Sure, I can talk.

I can lose five or six kilos. As much as you need.

What do you mean, there's no point?

But... Ordinary?

What does this mean?

Congrats, Maciek.

You deserved the promotion.

- To you. - Yes.

Don't be so modest.

You worked so hard, took care of the family, kids...

- Great. - Thank you.

- Bravo. - Bravo.

Thank you very much.

And maybe you will finally move.

Where to?

To a home.

- We have a home. - No, you have an apartment.

Home is a house with a garden.

Dad, they didn't give me that much raise.

Easy.

I'm coming back to work too!

Bravo!

But how?

Normally.

But I work all days and it will get even worse now.

So, we'll... switch.

But I...

- We'll take shifts? - Well, no...

I will start with a part-time job.

That way you'll never earn as much as me.

Thanks a lot, Maciek. How nice of you.

Even full-time she won't.

- Władek. - What?

That's the fact.

- Sad but true. - What about the kids?

What about them? I don't know.

- We'll hire a nanny. - What?

I got the promotion and now you...

I have an idea.

Mom could take care of the kids.

Krysia, on Tuesdays and Thursdays?

I'm busy on Thursdays.

What are you doing then?

I dance.

See? Mom dances on Thursdays.

Władek, how about you?

You don't have to yell.

We're trying to help.

You think I was yelling?

I'm overjoyed and even touched

that when I can go back to work

and live like an adult again,

this is the support you give me.

Great.

A special thank you goes to my progressive husband.

Sorry, Krysia, but I've lost my appetite.

Magda, wait...

It's underbaked.

What?

What are you looking at?

Yeah, it's your fault.

It's your fault I can't squeeze into these skirts.

Yeah. I'll put on pants.

Milk's in the fridge.

I didn't change her diaper, so wash her and not just

wipe with a tissue because she has a chafe on her bottom.

Tadek's food is on the kitchen counter.

If he doesn't want it, give him some mousse.

You're not serious, are you?

Bye.

Wait up! Hey!

Come on, come on.

- Magda. - Oh, hi.

Hi.

- Nice to see you. - You too.

Follow me.

Two, three, stomp.

Pull your partner's hips close to you.

To do this, place your partner's leg on your back...

Are you okay?

Yes.

Passionately.

You?

- I've been better. - It's not what you think.

But this is what you think.

Ever changed a diaper?

- Gimme. - Can you handle this?

Give me that.

Call you later. Bye.

Soon, there will be no must-reads at all.

There will be excerpts. As long as they read...

Yeah, it's better than nothing but... Okay.

I know that reading shouldn't be a chore

but... Baśka, where are you going?

It... smells funny.

- You mean it stinks? - Yeah.

It stinks.

Like a fungus or mold. Can't you smell that?

- Nothing stinks here. - You probably have a runny nose.

Baśka, there's no other way.

I was to bring an object that makes me unique.

- Exactly. - And I brought it.

- Bravo. - It makes me unique.

I don't know if you're ready because it's really shocking.

Okay, hold on tight.

I'm Patryk.

Patryk the Homie.

Patryk the Player.

Patryk the Heir or the Snob.

Both forms are correct.

Patryk the Athlete.

The best triathlete in Poland.

But... It's not me.

I lie I was injured.

The truth is, I'm not good at any sports.

I'm quite mediocre.

My dad's not an aristocrat.

Honestly...

don't know him well.

And my mom's not a lawyer.

She's a cleaning lady.

My object is a mask that makes me utterly pathetic.

A mask...

that helped me lie to all of you.

That was brave.

Sincere congratulations.

You get an A.

Thanks.

Jeez, it stinks, doesn't it?

Yeah, guess something's broken here.

Pipes must be blocked.

Wojtek can't smell it but I do.

Heard you do too, so I thought I'd support your case.

Three times?

Sex.

You still didn't use one.

I'm saving it for a special occasion.

I'm sorry but it's not me.

Special occasions, I mean.

Excuse me.

Good morning.

Good morning.

She wants me but she doesn't know that yet.

If I were you, I wouldn't tell her that like this.

Why?

You can't tell others what to do or feel.

That's what I think.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Julka!

Again?

I have lunch!

Pasta and sugar!

Why don't they want you?

Because I look wrong.

How do you look right?

I don't know. Somehow... More...

Dunno.

Why sleep in your clothes?

Why? Why?

Why sleep in a container?

Wanted to see how my mom feels.

I even dug a hole in the sandbox, but was afraid to get in.

The pasta!

Yummy, huh?

Bye!

See ya tomorrow!

What? Tomorrow?

You eat dinner every day!

It was a joke!

Why?

To get an A.

I used banality. Masks, poverty, broken home.

I tested this on the chunk. It worked.

What?

I told her it's my birthday.

She bought it.

Invited me over.

She baked a cake.

I said I have feelings for her.

This wasn't the deal.

We never discussed this.

Why the sudden change?

Sudden?

I've been home for over four years!

Zosia's still a baby

and now my promotion... We should have talked.

Have you asked me about your promotion?

Didn't even cross your mind. Why should I ask you?

Do you realize the pressure?

What are you doing?

Laundry. The washing machine's broken.

- No, I'm done. - With what exactly?

What do you mean?

Want a massage? Nails?

Tell me. I'll help you with everything.

Thank you so much for wanting to help me with my kids.

I do a lot too, okay?

But I also have to earn money.

I'd love to earn money too.

Please.

Just this last time.

Maciek, we have to be consistent.

I have to go to sleep. Please.

Me too and I finally want to sleep the whole night.

Mom!

What's up, sweetie?

What?

Hi, darlings.

Remember, exercise is good.

MUM

What are you doing?

Jesus! Gosh, you scared me.

Didn't hear you come in.

You're packing up my things?

Julka, you don't look well.

Are you okay?

Answer the question.

Well...

I wanted to have more space for myself. You don't use it anymore.

I do. And Maciek's room?

What about it?

Did it cross your mind?

Julka, think.

When was the last time you slept here? Two years ago?

This is my room. You have no right, understood?

- Don't talk to me like that. - What will you do?

You have nothing to do.

Sure.

Nothing to do.

All my life I do nothing.

I don't clean.

I don't cook.

I don't do laundry.

I don't shop.

I'm not on every command. Just doing nothing.

This is my house.

I can do here whatever and whenever I want.

If you don't like it, get out.

You're awful.

What's this?

I...

Which mask is it now, huh?

Patryk the Florist? Patryk Sad Eyes?

Patryk the Sensitive?

Is it you now or was it before? I'm confused.

Now.

So, you're either a coward...

'cause you apologize

where no-one can see us

or you're lying again and you're just an ass.

- I don't feel like guessing again. - Wait.

I really liked you, you know?

I forgot that people like you don't hang out with people like me.

I would take this to heart.

- Tośka, not now. - But...

No! I don't have time for you.

There's no rules in tango.

Only las emociones...

Abrazo ... That's tango.

Now, Krystyna.

Please.

For Krystyna, this is close.

But I can get closer.

Good. Very good.

Now, music.

We can fix the stretch marks.

We can also get rid of the sides.

- It would also be good to... - Lift breasts.

So, we'll lift them.

We can use your own tissue but classic implants are the best.

We can also take care of the cleavage.

Yes?

Could you also tell me about this laser vagina tightening?

Does it actually work? Does it make sense?

Or do I just need to practice my Kegels?

It works but it should be made once and properly.

It actually solves a lot of problems.

You know what? I'm gonna tell ya...

I go to work.

I'm successful. I started jogging.

And when I'm bored, I do yoga.

Damn, which one gave me a rash?

Are you listening to me?

I do.

But you know... I don't know what to do about it.

You want me to hug you

and dwell with you in this whining of yours?

What?

Maybe you shouldn't have gone back to work?

Maybe it's too soon?

This one doesn't give you a rash.

Blue! Exactly.

Take more for later.

Take it.

Hey, what's wrong?

Nothing but now I could use your feminist bullshit,

and it feels like talking to Maciek.

Maybe he's right.

Well... at least in this case.

- Sorry, I'm trying to help. - Well, you're not.

I want to work but I need to take care of the kids, myself,

I have to cook, change diapers, let them vomit all over me,

sneeze all over me, and, above all that, accept my new body,

and it looks like this.

What's this? You went to a plastic surgeon?

Yes.

What are you looking at? This is the freedom of choice.

I wanna buy myself new boobs.

Magda, come on.

What was that?

- What? - That.

Nothing. What?

Hi, Baśka.

- Hi! - What a surprise.

Are you okay?

Why wouldn't I be okay?

You were running funny, lurking...

I was worried that you might be hurting.

And your friend too, 'cause you walked the same way.

Or you had a food poisoning, God forbid.

Oh, there's a baby here. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Baśka got poisoned with her own venom.

Oh, look at that.

But I'm loyal, so I accompany her.

- Sorry, gotta go. - And lunch?

Well, I forgot that I have some...

Other plans. Gotta go.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow, Basia.

She's a nice, normal girl.

Right?

Bye.

Bye, see ya.

Bye.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

I'm sorry.

How much longer?

Quite a bit.

How about supper?

Make yourself a toast, would ya, Hun?

A toast...

Will you read it to me?

I can't, I have to work.

Why do you work so much?

Go to sleep.

Tadek, please. Go to sleep.

Mr. Doctor was treating Ania's leg.

And Mrs. Nurse was changing her bandages,

giving her pills and making injections.

You should know that there can be

a male or a female doctor, and a male or a female nurse.

Ania's mom, who slept well,

was rested

and well-groomed, sometime between laundering,

cleaning, cooking, and ironing, rubs Ania's cast.

And dad is at work.

He works, and works, and works,

to earn money for all this.

- Hi! - Hi!

Fuck friend.

Well, friend's a bit too much. Fuck boy.

Oh, fuck boy!

So, even lower.

Damn, sounds perfect.

And you keep running away.

Basia.

I think you're great.

I think you think I'm cool.

We both know that such things aren't common.

What things?

Extraordinary.

Oh, extraordinary.

Yup.

Don't you think this is bullshit?

Like a...

rom-com bullshit?

You'd like to be Johnny from Dirty Dancing and I would be Baby?

Yes, I'd like that a lot.

That's too bad.

Sorry, but as we speak,

there are 2000 people in 50 kilometer radius

who feed each other such shit.

They also think they're extraordinary.

Yup.

But after four months, phenethylamine

wears off and all changes.

Then everything's...

less extraordinary, uncomfortable.

I'm happy right now.

I'm not hurting and let's not change this.

It's great that you're happy. Me too.

That's not it.

- Not what? - I'm much happier

with you than without you.

Much more.

What are you afraid of? You know...

It may not work. So what? What then?

- No. - No...

I'm good at other things, not this.

- I know. - Stop, I can't...

I can't...

The L word.

You love me.

This is abusive.

It's the truth or not.

If it's not, just tell me.

Who...

Who gave you the right to talk like that?

Telling me how I feel? Dude! Fuck!

Will I be eaten by cats?

Say what?

Will I be eaten by cats?

Because I'm a... single...

- egocentric... - Cunt?

Cunt.

No, c'mon, Hun! You won't.

- No? - No.

I'm sorry.

If these new tits make you happy, I'll go there with you.

Yes.

And I'll let them cut me too.

So you'd feel better.

I love you.

I love you too.

I won't get the surgery.

- No? - No.

Thank goodness.

So...

- Wine? - Jeez, woman.

What?

Here it comes.

Look.

There's Johnny!

I love you, Johnny.

I'd dance with you, Patrick.

What? This is not about dancing.

Then what?

It's just an excuse.

She'd never met a guy, who could love like that.

And he cares the most about her freedom.

- You don't get it. - You don't!

But it's the dance that puts everything in motion.

It makes things happen between them.

That's completely...

You're ruining the movie.

- So are you. - Dude, fuck me.

Good you're here.

Pour me some more wine?

And you could also do the laundry.

Hi.

- You're leaving? - Yeah.

We have a meeting.

What meeting?

The morning one was moved to 3 PM.

Oh, 3 PM.

3 PM.

So suddenly?

Come on.

Hi.

Wow.

Well, well.

Great.

Bold.

Let's take new photos.

A new portfolio.

We'll come up with a story.

I will create you anew and sell.

Switch. Yeah, faster, faster.

Great, more.

Switch, switch. Faster, faster.

Okay, I think we're done here.

Girls, help her.

And what?

They resuscitated her.

Her blood pressure keeps dropping.

She's not...

She's not stable yet.

You can see your daughter.

My baby...

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

Mr. Doctor treats Ania's leg.

And Mrs. Nurse changes her bandage.

Right? And Ania's mom

is completely chill.

She rubs her daughter's cast.

And dad?

I wonder where dad is.

Probably at work.

He must be a bit tense.

But he has to work 'cause somebody has to pay for all this crap.

This book sucks, okay? Sorry.

So? Any ideas?

I kissed another man.

Władek.

What?

Say something.

How does this make you feel?

I'm not happy.

You want a divorce?

I don't know.

We've been together...

so long.

I don't know.

Open wide.

And rinse.

You can also use your hand, you know?

Tadek!

Okay, that's enough!

Tadek...

You're a knight.

What?

You have sword marks.

I'll live, sweetie.

Go to bed.

I will treat you.

Okay...

Where does it hurt?

Here.

And here.

Why are you sad?

Did I break you?

No, honey. You are the best that happen to me.

You know?

Thank you for the band-aids.

I know that...

my words...

mean nothing.

I wish I had done it sooner.

But I didn't have the courage.

Klaudia?

Can you close the book?

I don't see a chubby bore anywhere.

I'm sorry.

Remain active and try to sense the partner.

When they reach you, you're already

prepared to go

and run further.

Warm up. Circle the field five times.

Go, go.

Pola, eight times.

What was that?

You're supposed to catch me.

Warn me next time.

Dirty Dancing.

You didn't see it?

Okay.

I thought this through and it seems that it's better when you're around.

But I still want time for myself.

Cool.

I'm scared.

I know. Me too.

Run! Keep on running.

Maybe you could get tested for diabetes too?

Grandma had it.

Dad's sister too.

Mom, I did it to myself.

Hi.

Would you take care of my cat until I get well?

Tośka.

I'm sorry I scared you.

It was terrible. I won't do it again.

You promise?

I promise.

You're sure?

One hundred percent.

Sometimes women are hurt the most by other women.

You came up with this yourself?

They said it on the TV.

Beep beep.

Mom!

Mom!

Will you say something?

I think we've never had an honest conversation.

Or even a fight.

A serious one.

Cry, laugh...

You never took me anywhere apart from your work.

To a playground...

Mom, I barely have memories of you.

Mom...

Calm down.

It was supposed to be time-off.

Working outside home is a time-off.

You'd wish.

It'll be better when Zośka goes to nursery.

Okay. Budget.

How much?

That's very little.

Two part-time jobs, so...

It's not enough for the apartment.

Well... barely.

Whatcha doing here?

Tadek.

Come on.

Maciek.

Maciek.

Yes?

You're asleep?

Please.

Wait.

She'll get her last time.

Sweetheart, get well. Agata.

Hi.

It's my 25th birthday.

Half of this time was all about me.

Or... the way I look.

But I ended up in a hospital.

Here it is.

My true story.

Each day we hear what's wrong with us.

Bravo.

Władek, mind the cake.

I'm careful. My whole life I'm careful.

How we have failed.

Put it here.

What we need to improve.

We think that being perfect will make us happy.

Surprise!

- Julka! - Hey!

Wonderful.

Hi.

Hi, dad!

Hey.

Imagine a world, where being perfect doesn't matter.

What would we do with the time we've been wasting so far?

How would our life change?

And lives of people around us.

What is it?

I don't know.

Everything...

It's so elusive.

You've grown so much.

I'm so old.

And this menopause.

Want some?

Made it myself.

You did?

With cheese.

- And mayonnaise. - A sandwich?

I rewrote your kids' books.

I know.

They're beautiful.

Better, right?

Quadrato.

Eyes on me.

Quadrato.

Eyes away.

Sandwich.

And finish.

Okay?

Un, dos, tres...

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