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[Jim] Dinner wasn't bad,

once we passed the two-hour wait.

It was so damn loud in there, I couldn't even talk.

We were lucky even to get in. Everybody wants to eat there.

This month.

I know why everybody's thin.

By the time you get served, you lost your appetite.

It's our first anniversary away from home

in 17 years.

Honey, this is our home now.

Jim,

do you have to work on our anniversary?

The IRS doesn't know it's our anniversary.

But I'll take a personal exemption.

Remember our first anniversary?

Mm-hmm.

We ate dinner in bed.

Yeah, I'm getting hungry.

So you really like the ties I gave you?

I'll tell you all about it...

Later.

Jim, whoa!

I mean, couldn't we talk a little first?

Let's talk.

I just need to feel a little intimate.

I know.

I'm sorry, honey.

I got to put another hour of work in.

I'll go downstairs so I don't bother you.

[sad music playing]

[sighs]

You couldn't feel the tension

between Mom and Dad at breakfast?

No, because there was nothing to feel.

When Mom doesn't slice Dad's grapefruit

and when Dad grabs her gardening section,

you know something's down.

Yeah, your imagination.

Come on, Brenda, they're married.

They're supposed to be crabby.

They never used to be that way.

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[man] ♪ Yo, West Beverly! ♪

♪ Get on up and get down 'cause I won't be around ♪

♪ This my goodbye song and I'm gonna skip town ♪

♪ DJ Mike MC has got to leave ♪

♪ So watch out, all you DJ wanna-bes ♪

♪ You better get up and get down ♪

♪ And do you chores ♪

♪ The next voice you hear ♪

♪ Could be yours ♪

♪ Peace ♪

Imagine being the school DJ,

everyone being forced to listen to you.

You should. Your mouth's big enough.

Yeah, right. A freshman DJ?

Dream on.

Come on, man. Why not?

Why not?

Because he'll be competing with me.

[chuckles]

I rest my case.

So, what do you think?

How would you like to participate

in my professor friend's twins study at the university?

She's got a couple of sets of identicals from Beverly High,

but she's desperate for fraternals.

A college study. Cool.

No way. I hate those zoos.

I'm not going to be a Guinea pig.

Well, these particular Guinea pigs get money

and time off from school,

but I respect your feelings.

Well, no, no. Now wait a minute.

This could be interesting. I've read about those studies

where they send one far away.

That's what we're talking about, right?

Brenda in Siberia.

Oh, well, anything for science, right?

These are gorgeous.

[in Spanish] Muy bonitas.

[indistinct]

I want some.

Oh!

[shutter clicking]

Oh, they are stunning. Yes, lots of moisture.

Mm-hmm.

[shutter clicking]

Oh, these could be...

- Plants do better in clay. - [Cindy] Yeah.

I don't know anything about cactus.

Look.

What? Oh, God.

Lots of locos around here. Come on.

Wait!

Cindy?

Glen.

Oh, my God!

[laughs]

How are you?

- Ow. - God, I'm sorry.

I see you still have your feet planted on the ground.

You're still hiding behind camera lenses.

I'm sorry. My assistant, Anna Rodriguez.

Glen Evans, an old friend.

Very old.

How long has it been?

20 years?

Graduation, right?

- Oh, yes. - You wore black?

[both laugh]

It's been too long.

I didn't realize who you were

when I just took your picture.

Oh.

So, what are you doing here?

My friend owns this nursery.

He needed some catalog photos, and I had spare time.

No, I mean in L.A.

This is home now.

I got burnt out on traveling.

I needed to put my tripod and ego on shaky ground.

I clipped your National Geographic photos.

[laughs] I always figured you for a National G lifer.

I framed your Pulitzer Prize winner. It was breathtaking.

You, too. You look wonderful.

Yeah, right. All my soiled splendor.

- How about Jim? - Same old Jim.

He's fine. We're fine.

We've got two kids.

Twins, right?

I read about it in the alumni magazine.

- And you? No wedding ring? - Me? Still crazy

and living with my lenses after all these years.

Well, you and your lenses have to come to dinner.

Come on, I'll get you a good deal on that.

- Okay. Dinner and dessert. - [laughs]

The other guys barely got the exposed film out on time.

Tiananmen Square sounds intense. Where else have you shot?

I don't want to bore you with anymore of this.

We never hear stories like this.

Nothing compares to the riot

your dad and I caused when we worked together.

- [laughs] - When was that?

Come on, when I wrote for that college literary rag.

That's how your parents met.

I was going out with your mom.

You and Mom dated?

Only a few times.

On our one-month anniversary, she came to see me.

Stupid Cupid me, I introduced her to your dad.

Worst mistake of my life.

They met through you? How romantic.

Dad, I didn't know you worked on a magazine.

No, it was just amateur hour.

Oh, nonsense, come on.

Your old man had a lot of potential.

Who'd have thought you'd end up crunching numbers?

Right. I'd like to join you in this stroll down memory lane,

but I'm on a killer deadline.

Let me tell you, Glen,

audited people do know how to riot.

- Good night. - I've enjoyed comparing lives.

- Don't work too hard, honey. - Good night, kids.

Wow, how'd it get to be so late?

Brandon and I turn into twin Guinea pigs

first thing in the morning.

They're gonna shock us into pretending

Brenda's as good as I am.

But we all know I'm really better.

Sometimes they're just like an old married couple.

Twins.

Double the pleasure. Photographer's dream.

I'd like to shoot you two.

Yin meets yang.

Wow.

Give me a call. We'll set something up.

- Great. Good night, Glen. - Good night.

- Good night, Mom. - Good night.

You have made Brenda's year.

They're a great set of kids.

Yeah.

Glen's a guy whose life I'd want when I'm older.

Yeah, he's super,

except I think he's got the hots for Mom.

For Mom?

Shh!

[chuckles] Dream on.

[soft music playing]

That was very lovely.

Oh, I was so embarrassed.

I haven't thought about that in years.

More coffee?

No. Thanks.

I read about you and that model.

Oh, that lasted a second.

Actually, I just ended a long-term relationship

with a foreign correspondent in El Salvador.

She lost a lot.

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I'm going to show you my L.A.

You will fall in love with it.

Where's this testing center anyway?

When we hear the torture screams,

we'll know we've arrived.

[chimes]

Hmm, I could get used to this.

Yeah, this is seriously cool.

This will be us in a couple years, Bren.

Do you think we'll go to the same place?

Our lives could get set here.

Mom and Dad met at college.

Don't you ever wonder how do people stay together

all that time?

When you find the right person,

like Mom and Dad did, it just happens.

But don't you ever think how Mom and Dad

found each other? They're so far apart.

They're so different, they're the same.

They didn't seem so similar

at 3:00 this morning when Mom was alone with Glen.

You know, she never stays up--

I thought we buried this one already.

Come on, maybe the research center's over here.

Uh, trust me, Brandon. We have arrived.

[upbeat music]

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

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Oh! [laughs]

- [Cindy] You're next. - [Glen] You wish.

You got to see L.A. in a convertible,

otherwise you'll miss it.

I love it. I had no idea.

[both laughing] [Cindy] Great colors.

[Glen] Everything is so vibrant and alive.

Here we are.

[Cindy] It's like a different world.

This is...

Wonderful. This is so...

[Glen] Not Minnesota.

The good news about it being so transient here

is that things and people don't get stuck.

You got to scratch the surface here.

There're plenty of folks doing cutting-edge work.

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It is a different world.

[chuckles]

So how's married life?

Great. 17 years.

That's a marathon.

You make it sound like an endurance test.

This one is less natural.

It's almost manipulated.

Oh, well, don't hold back now.

No, seriously...

I have always liked the way

you tell me what you think.

So...

Tell me what you're thinking.

That you and Jim are like night and day.

I never knew him that well,

but he seems harder to read than ever.

You know what they say about opposites.

We attract.

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[upbeat music playing]

We're like teenage mutant twins.

Hi. I'm Harriet Strathmore.

And welcome to Noah's Ark's den of scientific sin.

We'll start with some ESP games.

Okay, Brandon, concentrate.

What playing card is your sister looking at?

Uh...

Eight.

It's got to be. That's my lucky number.

[twin] Ten of hearts, ha.

[whimsical music]

Queen of spades.

[Brenda] How'd you do that?

He cheated.

The cards have got to be marked.

So, anyway, we were separated at birth.

- When I was 5, I'd the worst... - Stomach ache.

I was about to have appendicitis.

Yeah, well, last Friday,

I knew my sister would be upset.

That's because you knew I had an English quiz.

[Brandon] Shh.

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Now, try not to get too competitive

with these IQ tests.

No one ever aces these.

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Do you remember the first time I met you?

You offered me some of your Swedish ivy to transplant.

Yes. [both laughing]

Well, we've come a long way

since the University of Minnesota.

Do you ever play "What if?"

Like what if you hadn't met Jim?

Would you really have liked me?

You bet.

You know, I was pretty conceited back then.

You were the only one who wasn't impressed.

But I was.

I just tried hard not to show it.

Oh, I can't believe how late it is.

I've got to be going.

Must be nice having people waiting.

Yeah, it's nice.

I will only let you escape

if you come to my opening tomorrow.

Sure!

We'd love to.

Oh, it was absolutely extraordinary!

And Glen's backlighting!

Oh, he just has the most sensitive touch.

Jim, are you listening?

Hmm?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I was just... Spacing out.

It's the first time I felt at home here.

You've got to see the canals.

I don't have time.

Maybe Glen can hang out like a perpetual teenager.

Not to many teenagers won every creative award possible.

It's easier when you don't have to bring home the bacon

to a family in Beverly Hills.

You sound just like my father.

Hey.

No. Honey, it's late.

[upbeat music]

So warm up those voices...

It's d-d-d-d-deejay time!

♪ Yo, West Beverly, my name is Dave ♪

♪ I'm gonna give to you all the songs that you crave ♪

♪ And all the babes are gonna be my slave ♪

♪ And all from a guy who don't even shave ♪

♪ Word ♪

[booing]

[man] That stunk.

So do you want to go to an art party tonight?

Definitely.

My mom's a friend of the artist.

He's supposed to shoot photos

of me and Brandon tomorrow.

You could be like a famous model.

Brenda Brinkley. Brenda Evangelista.

So, this guy's gorgeous, right?

Yeah. I wish he'd flirt with me

rather than my mom.

I think he's trying to have an affair with her or something.

Men. They can never settle for just being friends.

But my mom is acting really weird,

almost like a teenager.

Mom, what you're wearing is great.

I don't know. Something's a little off.

How about this one?

Well, it's cool, too, but what's the difference?

I--I just can't decide.

[chuckles] You sound like me.

Are you wearing perfume?

It's not perfume. It's just toilet water.

Bren, I was thinking, since you're Miss Figure-lt-Out,

you ought to take over figuring out all our chores.

- Did I miss something? - Yeah.

According to that twin study,

Brenda's a brainiac in quantitative analysis.

Oh, just my dream, to be a math teacher.

Brandon is Mr. English.

The other IQ test results are in the mail.

Along with my long-lost anniversary present.

I don't believe in these tests anyway.

Who needs to know this stuff?

I think it's interesting to learn more about yourself.

[phone ringing]

Oh, I'll get it.

- Hello? - [Jim] Hi.

Guess what?

You're not coming, right?

[Jim] Right. I'm stuck.

Oh, well.

What, you're not going to impale me?

Well, work comes first, right?

We'll miss you.

Right.

Me, too.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

Well, you've seen one snapshot, you've seen them all.

Bob, did you always aspire to be an accountant?

Oh, sure. After my professional baseball career

folded at the age of 12.

And you?

Poetry. Not exactly lucrative.

Let's see if we can find poetry in these numbers.

Right.

[romantic music playing]

Glen is the coolest.

I told you.

Too cool for my mom.

Cool enough to take your picture, though.

You're right. Mom doesn't fit in here.

Sticking out here is fitting in.

So, Bren,

what's your brilliant,

deep, quantitative analysis here?

A woman.

A very lonely woman.

And what's your superficial word

on the subject, Brandon? - Well, I don't know.

She looks confused, she looks lost.

No, you're both wrong.

It's called Dancing with myself.

See?

You two will be up there soon.

My newest subjects.

Excuse me. Glen!

It's been so long.

Deborah!

Excuse me.

Hi.

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Join me for a breath of fresh smog?

I need a break.

Where are they going?

[music continues]

How does it feel to be such a success?

I wouldn't know.

You are the most modest, conceited man

I've ever met.

You're the one who's a success.

No, really.

You have a family, stability...

These are all images here.

Except for you.

You go home, and I stay and I toast myself.

There are plenty of beautiful glasses

for the great artist to clink.

Plastic ones.

You get past a certain age, the great women get taken.

I've worked hard, now I found myself alone.

I'm ready to settle down,

but I'm not willing to settle, Cindy.

It's too bad Jim missed you here in your glory.

You're the one that got away.

We could be in the mist of a great adventure

in the Himalayas.

Freedom fantasies!

I could just see me riding on a camel

or with a ring in my nose and bells on my toes.

[laughs] Jim would just die seeing me like that!

[romantic music playing]

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[sad pop music playing]

They were gone 20 minutes from the gallery.

What would they talk about for 20 minutes?

All those gorgeous women, and he picked your mom.

She never listens to music like this.

Oh, my mom always does.

Not necessarily a recommendation.

No offense.

Listen, what are the signs of...

You know, when your parents aren't getting along?

Divorce signs?

Let's see. My mom spiffs up,

acts goofier than usual, irresponsible,

"Like a schoolgirl," she says.

I never thought I'd want to know this, but...

what's it like being a divorced kid?

It's not that bad.

Okay, the arguing and the gross, polite silences stop.

But the fallout is... major.

Your parents get these new lives and you're a left out leftover.

Hey, there, scholars.

Hey, Mr. Walsh.

- Hi. - Hi.

You missed a lot at the opening, Dad.

Mmm.

When my dad started coming in late,

my mom said the honeymoon was definitely over.

[sad pop music playing]

[music stops]

Jim?

[Jim] Hi.

You're home early.

It's 10:30.

Is it? Oh!

[sighs]

It turns out, that audit should have gone

to Bob and a more senior partner.

I'm going to have a rough couple of weeks.

But then maybe we can find some time together.

Jim, you've been saying that since we moved here.

You just don't want time with me anymore. Just admit it.

Or maybe you give me such a hard time,

I don't want the time.

Aren't you even going to ask about the opening?

About my day?

I'm tired, honey.

[sad music playing]

[Jim sighs]

I forgot, sex is the biggie.

My mother says that goes first.

[Brenda] My mom doesn't even talk about that.

They probably don't even have sex.

Oh, you and Brandon were immaculately conceived, right?

Having us was enough to scare them off forever.

- Bye! - Bye.

[door closes]

What do you mean, don't worry?

Last time Mom didn't cut Dad's grapefruit,

but today she didn't even buy him one.

And he tossed her gardening section before she even read it.

So, they're on each other's nerves? So what?

This is study is getting on my nerves!

That fits with your personality profile,

you avoid probing beneath the surface

and have a tendency to gloss things over with words.

- Thank you. - And you're more intuitive.

Open, but impressionable.

Two peas in a pod, right?

Let's play some behavior roulette.

Tell me about what goes on at home.

It used to be pretty cool...

For home.

But now there's super tension.

Dad's just tired. And Mom's wired about--

You're as blind as dad!

You men think if you don't deal with stuff,

it will just go away!

- What would you do? - I'd stop it!

I'd try and get Mom and Dad back like they used to be.

I'd butt out!

Let them work it out. They'll be better off

without your scientific meddling, and so will we.

Brandon!

Just one big happy family, huh?

Why won't you talk about this?

Just like what professor Strathmore said,

you're scared to look at it.

You really are just like Dad. So open.

And you're carrying on like Mom at her most unrelenting.

Sometimes I hate being your twin.

Ditto.

Brandon, I'm telling you,

Mom and Dad are at this danger point.

Divorce is considered cool out here.

Look, all Mom and Dad need is a little time together

and a lot sex.

- You think they still do that? - Oh, grow up, Bren.

What do you think it means when their door's locked?

Well, the door hasn't been locked lately.

If they do split up, what happens?

We switch off parents?

Hey, don't worry.

We're stuck together.

Cindy, the plants... [in Spanish] Están tan lindas.

I'm sorry this job is almost over.

[phone ringing]

Hi, it's Glen.

I've called four times.

Are you out making landscaping history again?

Call me.

Life is so damn crazy sometimes.

Assuming it's true, which I'm not,

what are we supposed to do? Sit them down,

have a kid to parent talk?

No, you can't talk to parents on that mature level.

Tragic but true.

I could get mom trashy lingerie and say it's from Dad.

Dad would never get her that.

Well, see, that's it. Maybe she wants that.

I got it. We'll rent them a limo

and say it's a belated anniversary present,

they go out to a club, have a good--

No, that's pure Glen.

We have to give them back what they once had.

Rekindle the flame?

Yeah.

[soft music playing]

- [sighs] - Sure I can't help?

Nope, nope, nope!

We've got everything totally under control.

It smells done!

Honey, don't hurt their feelings.

This is really very sweet of them.

How will we going to make it to Glen's photo session on time?

I feel weird even going,

but it'll give Mom and Dad some time alone.

Are they talking?

They're not.

Here, put some carrots on there.

It's weird how suddenly, we...

We can't even talk to each other.

Or be with each other.

I have a vague memory of what sex is like.

Honey, what do you expect?

I mean, you come home from the office

and you're so absentee.

Nothing's lonelier than being in bed

with someone you're alienated from.

Listen, I am in over my head here,

I've been in over my head since we moved here.

Then slow down.

I don't care about big houses and keeping up.

You think I like killing myself like this?

I know it's not as glamorous as what Glen is doing.

Stop hiding behind your damn work!

Look, I brought us out here I'm not going to let you down.

Honey, the way you're letting me down

is by being absentee from you and me.

It takes two. You're not around here these days, either.

I'm sorry, I got a mountain of work to do.

[steps moving away]

[knocking on door]

Come in!

I'm just going to be here for a minute.

- I've been calling you all day. - I know.

Listen, we have to talk.

I got carried away last night.

This isn't me!

This isn't who I want to be!

Look, things aren't that black and white.

I have a surprise for you.

These are you.

[sweet music playing]

[Cindy] You spent all this time on me?

They're so beautiful!

So are you.

I'm falling in love with you.

No, Glen, you just think you are!

This isn't happening,

I can't think!

There's no need to.

We're already having a mental affair.

That's far more dangerous than a physical one.

Glen, what are we going to do?

Haven't you always wondered

what it would be like to make love to each other?

We've wanted to do this forever!

No! I just can't handle this!

[slam]

[ominous music playing]

I still can't believe I bailed on work for this.

- It's for a good cause. - Having your picture taken?

No, scoping out Dad's competition.

Just because Mom and Dad are fighting,

doesn't mean that--

Mom's having an affair.

I can't believe this is really happening.

I can't imagine Mom doing something like this.

Brandon, if Mom and Dad can fall apart, anything can.

[music continues]

[soft music playing]

You're up early.

Had a lot on my mind.

Yeah.

I had trouble sleeping, too.

I'm reading an interesting article.

Sports or business?

University of Minnesota Literary Journal.

You remember when you wrote that piece?

That was when we first met.

"Frost's The Road Not Taken

deals with unfulfilled dreams."

I guess I've been feeling kind of frustrated.

I'm sorry, honey.

Don't be.

I was a lot smarter back in those days.

Look at what I wrote.

"Hindsight and regrets make one lose sight of...

Of what's important."

No way I was going down without you.

[sighs] Going to say something to Mom?

- Hi, Dad. - How are you doing, big guy?

Fine.

How'd the photo session go?

Short.

A complete bust.

Mother?

Skip it.

- Something we didn't say? - Gotta bail, Dad.

What about something to eat? You kids always get nauseous

without something in your stomachs.

I'm already nauseous.

Lost my appetite. Not an easy thing to do.

[slam]

I really wanted to say something, but I just couldn't.

I know.

What would you say?

Isn't there anything we can do?

We can't fix them, Bren.

I remember when I was a little girl,

and Dad went away to this accounting convention.

I thought he was gone forever.

I cried and cried.

Then I wished with my magic star wand,

and he came back.

My eyes were so puffy, I could barely see him.

[sighs]

Wish I had a bag of tricks.

But I don't.

[engine starts]

You've been spending a lot of time with Glen.

Some.

I'm going to go now, too.

[sad music playing]

I just want you to know,

I really, really love you.

[sobs]

[sobs]

[knocking on door]

Jim.

Hi.

I was headed for work,

but decided this was more important business

to check out.

Enter at your own risk.

Huh.

It's good.

You were always really, really good.

Thank you.

You've gotten just what you wanted, haven't you?

Not everything.

You know, I used to love writing.

I suppose I wasn't great at it.

Then Cindy and I met.

We got married, settled down.

[sighs] I was great at that.

I remember.

Then she got pregnant so quickly,

I didn't want to take any more risks.

So I took them for you,

and you got what we both wanted.

I'm calling that "The road not taken."

That's right.

Cindy and I are on that road.

For better or worse.

In a marriage,

if you're very lucky,

you get 99%.

But when that one missing percent bursts in,

it can feel like everything. - An illusion I'm enamored of.

I hate to break up this male bonding...

Stop feeding me meaningless lines.

I know what you're up to, Glen. I see what you're doing.

Slipping in, buttering everyone up.

- I happen to like your family. - Then respect it, damn it!

Stay away from my home and away from my wife.

Look, this has caught me by surprise.

Now some of this is for Cindy to decide, isn't it?

Cindy and I are in this together.

If you want to finally grow up, then get your own damn family,

but don't you dare try and take mine away from me!

[upbeat music]

[man] Our next contestant, who's got to be deffer

than our last, is the lovely and talented,

that's what we pray, that she makes it today,

the lovely and talented Donna Martin. Kick it, Donna.

♪ Th-th-th-this is Donna and not Madonna ♪

♪ And I wanna, wanna be the voice of West Beverly ♪

[laughing]

♪ So vote for me ♪

Please?

[laughing]

Uh-huh, right.

Is this thing on?

Good, cause watch out, world,

here comes the voice of your choice.

Steve Sanders.

Silver tongue,

golden hair,

spirit of young America,

voi--

Voice...

Voi--

Voice...

Why isn't he talking?

Mike fright.

- Uh... - Don't stop.

Keep talking.

Why did Kelly Taylor dump you again?

Say what? Get out of my face and off this mike.

[David] So we can savor the scintillating sound

of dead-air again?

♪ Yo, West Beverly, this is DJ Dave ♪

♪ I'm not Vanilla Ice but chill out and be brave ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll rock the mike for you over the air ♪

♪ Till you say, Who's that freshman ♪

♪ Check him out, he's aware ♪

My God.

I've created a monster.

Ah, just the twins I was looking for.

What's wrong?

Things are a little rough at home.

Sorry if we embarrassed you with your friend.

We were not the most ideal subjects.

[chuckles] Maybe we're not even twins.

That'd be today's family zinger.

No,

Harriet thought you were great.

She put it, "Two of a kind."

She thinks you're a real team.

Your family is very important to you.

Appreciate each other's strengths.

At least we've got each other.

Yeah, it helps being a team.

Wish Mom and Dad were.

[Glen] Cindy?

Hi.

It sounds more like "bye."

Still trying to improve my image, huh?

No.

I like everything I see.

I'm glad you're here.

You were right.

We did have a mental affair.

Past tense, huh?

A very nice past tense.

I never intended it.

You just made me feel so damn special.

Glad to be of service.

I really like you.

But I really love my husband.

I know.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

I had a visitor from a better part of my conscience

this morning.

He made me realize

I couldn't break into your family,

even if I wanted to.

Yeah.

I'm headed off

to an assignment in Canada.

It's real healthy here for transplanted growth.

You and Jim will do just fine.

[sad music playing]

Glen?

Thanks.

That slimeball has the nerve to come here?

Man, Mom having a nooner!

- What's a nooner? - A nooner, Brenda...

well, it ain't food.

This is unreal.

Brandon, I don't want Mom and Dad to be over.

Sleazemeister.

I just want you to know, you're a great family.

You all really work well together.

[sad music playing]

[engine starting]

I am so damn glad to see you two.

[laughs]

So what do you think for my new article,

"The Truth Behind Twin Studies,"

or "How to Respect Your Better Half"?

I'm respectful of that, Brandon dear.

Are you okay?

- Hey, guy. - Hey, Dad.

Hi, sweetie.

Are you okay?

It's so early.

Actually, I'm just waking up.

- Listen, Jim, I've got to... - Just pack your bags.

You're all right for one night, okay?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

We're going for our third try on our anniversary.

Third time's the charm.

Listen, Jim, things happened...

Do you love me?

Oh, yeah!

That's all I need to hear.

[laughs] Where are we going?

That was the most romantic thing ever.

Even more than Romeo and Juliet

or even Pretty Woman.

I respect your feelings on that.

Oh, and I respect your respect.

Well, I respect your respect of my respect of yours.

- I respect your respect. - No, I respect your respect.

[Brenda] No, no. But I respect your respect.

[ Beverly Hills, 90210 theme playing]

[music fades]