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Put a line along here. That's what she wants, yeah.

Yeah, from there to there, yeah?

Yeah, okay, yeah. That's all right. What do you think? Yeah, look at your end.

What do you think your end? Yeah, it's firm enough here, yeah.

Yeah, I think I can fix it here to reach your end.

Yeah, and then if it comes from there up here, that'll give her, because if it

droops down, she'll be able to hang her washing up there. So if I put a nail in

there, I think you're right.

Right.

I think I need a nail and a hammer for this job.

Hello? Oh, dear.

I'm going

to need a ladder for this,

aren't I?

Yeah, I'm going to need a nail.

Yeah, well, a ladder for that. I'll never reach with hammer and nails up

The ladder job, yes.

Hammer and nails.

Yeah, that's what I do.

Hand on.

Ladder. Ladder.

Oh, how many times have I had to get in there?

Oh, here they are.

I need to get up there. I want a ladder.

Ladder, ladder.

That's a good one.

It's the right height. That's it.

I need a ladder.

I know I put it there.

Where's the nails and hammer?

And hammer.

Where's the nails and...

There's bloody holes in the nails and hammer.

Go on, Bennett, who said then?

No nails, no hammer, no ladder.

Right.

There's a bloody ladder here.

I'm using the ladder.

And you've got the nails and hammer. What am I doing?

I got here first.

I've got them both together.

You two daft to leave them round the place.

So what?

What the bloody hell am I going to do with no ladder and no hammers then?

Hey? Well, I'm not a magician.

Right, we've got to get it done.

I don't want you taking my hammer. I don't want you taking the ladder.

I don't want you taking the name.

Until I've finished this job, all right?

What do you mean? Come on, I want to get on with it now.

You hold the hammer, I'll get a name.

Watch it, the governor's daughter's here.

Oh, hello.

Yeah, we'd better put on a good show. She looks all right.

Right,

I don't want you nicking at me. You're going to stay there, aren't you? No,

you ain't going nowhere. And don't jerk the ladder either on me.

Right, OK, hold them nails. Hold the nails now.

And I'll have the hammer back. That's it. Right, start that.

All right?

Is she looking? Is she looking?

That's it, right. Hold that, hold that again. You're not going to take it

I told you not to move. Just stand there. That's it, right. Hold them

What do you think of her, though? She said, don't do nothing.

Stand around.

Don't go to school.

Don't do a bloody stroke.

The sheep never has done anything.

Lazy cow.

Yes, I'm lazy, but I can have sex.

What?

Oh, shit.

Oh, what have you done, you dick?

Did you hear what she said?

That's what happened to me.

Guys, I've got a rabbit older than her.

Yeah, what does she know about it? She'd only know how to spell the word.

Look at her.

It's a nutcase, isn't it? It's a nutcase.

It's holding fruit back.

I'll get this done one day.

No, you will. We'll be here tomorrow.

I don't know how he's big enough, or not big enough, or is it the hammer?

Is that the proxy hammer of yours, to keep on about that hammer?

What are you going to do? Are you going to do it?

I'm asking my head to give me that.

I'm asking my head to give me that. What are you going to do?

Have you got enough nails there?

Are you dropping them? If you're dropping them, you're not putting any

only one or two, and it's been...

Give us another nail, quick.

Another nail? Oh Christ, I'm getting dizzy.

What are you bleeding looking at, you donkey's chops? Where's my nail?

I will suck your nails. Empty.

Suck our nails?

We've got them belted in, not sucked.

They're dry enough already, aren't they?

What does she mean, stupid cow? Suck the nails.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

um um

I love you

um um

um um

Damn it.

Oh my god.

I love it.

Hmm.

Right, so we've got to get this... Oh, watch it, watch it. What?

She's just come in, the governor's daughter, that snitchy little... You

each other's hammer, nail and... and ladder, so the first thing that we have

to tell is that... We've got to work together.

I was going to say that, Nick. Oh, all right, yeah, OK, yeah.

Do that first, then. Yeah.

When you're standing on it and not your hammer when you give it to

him...

Yeah,

and we start the handing of doing the nail and the hammer at that time, do we?

Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah.

Yeah,

I do that.

Yeah,

but starting off, I'm saying to him, you're not having my ladder, I'm going

do this first.

Okay.

Come on, ready?

Excellent.

Come on, come on. Yeah, I know what you're going to say. What? Start shoving

off the ladder. Come on, we've got to share this. We've got to get the job

What?

You hold the hammer. I'll hold the hammer, yeah. And I'll start doing

You're going to do something here, then, aren't you? Yeah, well, yeah.

That's it. Right.

Oh.

Watch it. The governor's daughter's here. We'd better make a good show. Just

give us that hammer. Yeah, I've got it now. That's it.

And we're talking about the girl.

Okay.

We have it.

I want.

I will. I will. I will start.