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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,500 Thank you. 2 00:01:58,740 --> 00:01:59,780 No! 3 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,420 No! No! 4 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,419 You ranted, sir. 5 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,200 I'm ruined. 6 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,660 Ratings are off. Videos in the toilet. 7 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,580 My sponsors want to deep fry me. 8 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:27,320 And your action figures aren't selling. You designed the show, so change it. 9 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,880 Change it? 10 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:37,260 You cold -blooded... Just try replacing me. 11 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:40,120 You've abused every decent actor in the galaxy. 12 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,060 You're a soulless, sadistic bag of pus. 13 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,880 And you smell. 14 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,960 Oh, flattery, young man. 15 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,540 We'll get you absolutely nowhere. 16 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,840 You little vermin. 17 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,700 You little dogmeat. 18 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,920 Look at this. 19 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,660 See this nose hair? It cannot better than you. 20 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,400 Actually, if I hold it up to the light, it looks like you in a tuxedo. 21 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,160 He had a point, oh bulbous one. 22 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,520 What do you mean? 23 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,180 Tell me we have a replacement. 24 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,360 Tell me, please. 25 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,820 Nothing proven, most congealed master. 26 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,720 The X -Men. 27 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:44,490 A bit perplexing. And from a backwater dimension, you don't usually bother me. 28 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,970 Do I look like a man that cares? 29 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,430 I don't care! 30 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:50,509 Get them! 31 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:53,550 Moto can make a star out of anyone. 32 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:59,710 Instantaneous test numbers are good in all dimensions of potentate and 33 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:00,710 programming. 34 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:02,770 The passion. 35 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,430 The drama. 36 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:13,660 You may have done it again. 37 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:15,540 Of course I have. 38 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,339 I am a genius. 39 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,360 Get Mojo the X -Men! 40 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:30,880 This is the finest television available today. Digital everything. 41 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,800 1 ,300 scan lines. 42 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,960 Does it have a built -in surge protector? 43 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:39,180 Our last television met with an unfortunate accident. 44 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,680 Accident? I don't understand. 45 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:45,840 You'd have to know Jubilee. She won't have any trouble with our new remote 46 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:46,840 control. 47 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,500 Don't touch that tile. 48 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,920 That's odd. 49 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:53,800 Hey, I warned you. 50 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,100 Nobody tunes out Mojo Vision. 51 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,540 Who are you? What do you want? 52 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,460 Let's not get off on the wrong foot. 53 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,920 Can we talk? 54 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,840 I've had my eye on your career. Forceful. Heroic. Loved what you did 55 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,020 Sentinel. Star potential. 56 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,560 Oh, sorry. I must have been the producer I had for lunch. I mean, the thing with 57 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,620 the eye blast. Talk about your X -ray specs, baby. You'll knock them dead. 58 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,220 Who are you? Is this some kind of sick joke? 59 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:33,140 Cyclops. Sweetheart. 60 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,600 I'm offering you X -Men a lifetime contract. 61 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,420 standard non -survival clauses. Don't worry, it's just a formality. I'm still 62 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,960 not sure what you're selling, pal, but we're leaving. 63 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,700 A rejection. 64 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:54,320 Well, well, I should have known better than to try to help out some ungrateful 65 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,020 amateur act from a, from a, from a, from a dirtbag dimension like... 66 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:18,870 decisions around here. 67 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,490 Stop it. 68 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,110 He can't survive much more. 69 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,910 Oh, tell it to a lawyer. 70 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:44,650 Do I interfere in your contract negotiations like, like, like, like I 71 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,270 stupid supporting actress to tell me how to run my business? 72 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,000 What is this? The Fourth of July? 73 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,560 Scott, are you all right? 74 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,820 Oh, now that's what I call entertainment. 75 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:04,420 Spyro! Will you show our cast to the studio? 76 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,140 And call wardrobe. They look like they dressed out of a dumpster. I mean, 77 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,160 really. 78 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,360 Excuse me one moment, would you please? 79 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,660 The auditions are closed. 80 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,160 Time to report to the set. 81 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:27,510 Jeans! 82 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:05,689 What an entrance. 83 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:08,830 Can you hear that applause? They love you guys. 84 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:12,450 Stick with me. And you, X -Men, will be stars. 85 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:15,050 Not like that ungrateful husband. 86 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,090 What's his name? 87 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:21,270 Longshot. Oh, depraved omelette. 88 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:23,130 Longshot. 89 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:27,090 He'll never eat lunch in this universe again. 90 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,950 He's gone. He's history. He's costumes. 91 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,750 He is forgotten. 92 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:37,890 Oh, Corruptor of Crania, you've got about ten seconds to send us back. 93 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:42,530 Excuse me, are you threatening me? 94 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:49,270 Hey, hey, hey, hey, this isn't a comedy. If you can't keep your line straight, I 95 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:51,370 can make you out of the first act. 96 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:57,890 Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, as seems 97 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,770 evident. Hey, Furball, you had all your shots? 98 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,920 going to give this mind numbed bunch of cooked potatoes and the trillions 99 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:16,540 watching at home what do they want to see um peace um freedom maybe 100 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:23,420 good government they want blood and guts and love 101 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:26,080 and hate they want entertainment 102 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:44,180 The X -Men don't fight without a reason. Violence and destruction are not forms 103 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:45,180 of amusement. 104 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,780 Trust me. All my performing cattle, they are. 105 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,900 And if ratings don't go up with every show, I'll cancel the series and its 106 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,520 performers permanently. 107 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,250 How did we get out here? 108 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,110 I think we can thank our friend Mojo. 109 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,870 Where did that come from? 110 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,380 This one's mine. 111 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,780 Now to give him the flip. 112 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,630 Can't outrun those. I shall deal with the airborne threat. 113 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,520 Now that's what I call a slam -bang ending. 114 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:12,900 Listen, 115 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,000 I'm in here. What? 116 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,360 I'm getting numbers here. The mathematicians are... 117 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,420 Let them live. 118 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,720 You're sick. 119 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,260 What? 120 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,420 Scott and Storm are human beings. 121 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,840 You can't destroy them just to keep people amused. 122 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,660 You are just like a man that cares. 123 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,560 Hey, Control Room, bring up show number two. 124 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,500 Control Room. 125 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,320 Control Room! 126 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,940 Oh, we've got to get somebody to help with the filing. 127 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,450 Yes. Hey. 128 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:18,890 Um. 129 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,950 Rogue. I 130 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:29,890 tell 131 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:35,350 ya, this gal Rogue is big. Every kid in your dimension will give her right arm 132 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,310 for a pair of Rogue gloves. 133 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,430 Ha! What's going on, Beast? 134 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:45,510 Looks like old Blubber got stuck in some kind of high -tech super gallery. 135 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,760 Maneuver, my dear, but a bit breathtaking. 136 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,660 We may be outgunned, but it's little honey, so... 137 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:30,720 We are stable, but I fear our course has taken us into the sun. 138 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,080 Dad, blasted thing won't turn. 139 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:35,420 Hey! 140 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,360 No! 141 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,700 Unhazard! We call them reptilians! 142 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,370 No. 143 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,600 Push that applause button, Spyro. Let's rock and roll. 144 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,580 Wolverine, listen. 145 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,100 Mojo said it's only entertainment. 146 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,940 He won't let us win. He's controlling everything that happens. 147 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,540 I'm going to try it. 148 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,900 Gene! 149 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,140 What a long story! 150 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,300 Am I moved by this much, or what? 151 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,580 It's just television. 152 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,580 Electronic images created by machines. 153 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,880 Logan! Hang on, Gene. 154 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:03,800 Electronic images created by machines. And machines can be affected by 155 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,040 psychokinetic energy. 156 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,260 What, what, what, what, what, what, what, you bitch? 157 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,030 What are you doing here? 158 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:40,950 I'm setting the X -Men free so they can get out of my time. 159 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,610 I'm still good. 160 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,090 Hold it! 161 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:15,610 Yes! If you haven't been paying attention in my dimension, get with the 162 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,490 or get me. 163 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,090 Can someone please tell me what just happened? 164 00:18:57,390 --> 00:19:00,170 Everything that Mojo created is gone. 165 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,110 Especially the audience. 166 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,770 Ah, well, nothing lasts forever. 167 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,490 Especially in television. 168 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:11,210 Did I tell you I used to go out with an actress with two heads? 169 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,430 Yeah? Was she nice? 170 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:14,910 Yes and no. 171 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:23,590 Oh, come here. Come here. Yeah. 172 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,330 You look great. Lost weight, had to facelift, whatever. 173 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:34,630 Listen, it's time we did a fresh start. You know, now we did a little rethink on 174 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:39,750 that rewrite for a regroup on a redraft. No, I'm talking new show, new time 175 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,930 slot, new dimension, bigger hair, less money, the whole nine yards. 176 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 your citadel. 177 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:06,540 Yes. When I built it, I felt I was creating a new world here. 178 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,900 Magneto, we must help her. 179 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800 No, Charles. 180 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:28,220 The creature attacking the woman is Sauron. His powers would make him a 181 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,260 dangerous foe, even if we still had our own. 182 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,540 There is nothing we can do. 12722