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Barb! 5 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,780 -Oh, my God, are you okay?! -Yes, everything's fine. 6 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,070 Natalie, can you come talk to your father? 7 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,860 Mom, this is not that big a deal. 8 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:21,120 Oh, my God, I thought something terrible was happening! 9 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,410 Tell your dad. 10 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:24,330 I know we have a deposit down on the Salisbury-- 11 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:26,370 -Yes, we do. -I said we do. 12 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:30,380 But Tara and I found this great new venue for the wedding. 13 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:31,960 Erebus. 14 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,050 I'm sorry. 15 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:35,920 What the hell's happening? What are we talking about? 16 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:37,970 They wanna get married at a haunted barn. 17 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,590 It's absolutely ridiculous. 18 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,140 I mean, who changes the venue of a wedding this last minute? 19 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:46,020 Tara always wanted to have it at Erebus, 20 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,600 but they only just had a spot open up. 21 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,900 I'm sorry, Natalie, we're not getting a wedding in a haunted house. 22 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:54,440 Grandma's 91. She's 93. 23 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,570 I can't believe you guys are acting like this. 24 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,570 It's my wedding. 25 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,240 I only came here because I needed help convincing Tara's parents. 26 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,040 I didn't expect you to have the same reaction as them. 27 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,450 That's not fair, Natalie. 28 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:08,080 We're nothing like Tara's parents. 29 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,750 -We're not like 'em at all, okay? -No. We're not saying no. 30 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,130 We're just... 31 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,710 you know. 32 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:13,840 Thank you. 33 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,760 Can you please talk to Tara's dad for me? 34 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,260 Make him understand that this is what we want? 35 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,510 You're so good at that. You're good at talking to people. 36 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:30,350 I'll do anything you want, Natalie. I love you so much. 37 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,980 I'll call them today. I'll call Terry today. 38 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,230 -Thank you. -I love you, too, Barb. 39 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,820 I love you all so much, I'm just... 40 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,240 -Aw. -I was scared, I'm sorry. 41 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:42,160 I'm just glad it's just stupid wedding stuff I don't care about. 42 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,910 Wait, honey, you have a cut on your face. 43 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,910 -Are you okay? -No. 44 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:49,000 Fucking Douglas brought in a mini hockey stick into work 45 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,500 and was trying to balance it on his nose, and he whacked me with it. 46 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,630 -Oh, God, honey. -I know, stupid trick. 47 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:55,630 I was just about to go clean it up with ice. 48 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:56,750 Oh. 49 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,470 Oh, j-- I gotta be in the shower right now. 50 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:00,630 -Okay. -Good. Great. 51 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,260 Your father's gonna be on TV. 52 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,180 Shut up, Barb. I wanted to surprise her. 53 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:07,470 Okay, well, he's doing an interview about the mall. 54 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,930 He's gonna be a big star. 55 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,190 Shut up, Barb! 56 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:25,450 Hey, Victor. 57 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,080 -Hey. -How you doing? 58 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,750 Oh! 59 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:45,220 Ron? 60 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:51,390 Dropped a frickin' Hershey's Hug somewhere. 61 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,440 Thing flew out and I kicked it, 62 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,570 and I'm definitely gonna want something sweet after lunch, 63 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,320 'cause I'm supposed to get spaghetti. 64 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,720 Mm. That's not too far away. 65 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,390 -Ready, buddy? -One second. 66 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,850 You're not comin'. 67 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:10,810 Brenda wants me to go with you to make sure there are no hiccups. 68 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,680 There's not gonna be any hiccups. 69 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,480 How are you gonna help me with any hiccups? Jamie! 70 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,900 I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue 71 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,400 that they even know is going on. 72 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,740 -Oh, okay. -Thank you. 73 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,360 Thank you. 74 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,090 Let's do this. Let's do it. 75 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,890 I really want Jamie to go with you. 76 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,430 -You told on me? -This is important. 77 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:54,310 The shirtless teacher thing made some of the parents 78 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:55,730 in the community nervous. 79 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,520 I don't want to leave anything up to chance. 80 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,650 -Like what up to chance? -Jamie's going with you. 81 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,360 Why are you even arguing about this? 82 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:03,940 Shotgun. 83 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,740 Can you drive your own car, please? Don't ride with me. 84 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,490 I have to get in a good head space 85 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,740 so I can knock this out of the park. This has gotta go good. 86 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,990 -Okay, I'll follow you. -No, don't follow me. 87 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,950 Just drive your own car at a different time than me. 88 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,660 I'm not a good driver, Ron. 89 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,340 -Hello? -Hey, Terry, it's Ron. 90 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,510 -Hey, Ron. -I just wanted to give you a call, 91 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:28,420 see if you and Nancy might wanna come over for a little game night 92 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:30,260 we're gonna have over at the house this week. 93 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:32,300 I'll talk to Nancy. 94 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:34,850 Is your dog gonna be loose again? 95 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,770 No. 96 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:39,940 Unfortunately, the dog passed away, sadly. 97 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,810 Sorry about that, Ron. 98 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,070 It did jump a lot. 99 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:46,530 Yeah, I know. I know it did, Terry. 100 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:48,820 At any rate, I'll talk to Nancy. 101 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,400 -We'll let you know. -Talk to you soon. 102 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:34,240 Hi, how you doing? 103 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,530 -Hi, how are you? -Good. 104 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,370 Hey, I found this shirt, 105 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:39,540 and I'm trying to find the guy who lost it. 106 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,160 Do you think he might have bought it here, 107 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,540 -or you would have a record of that? -Let me take a look. 108 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:45,290 -Sure. -Let me take a look. 109 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,300 Oh, he definitely got this here. 110 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:55,300 And it's definitely well-loved. 111 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:59,430 You could see on the back, there's dirt. 112 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,770 -Some kind of white dust. -Oh, yeah. 113 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:05,230 He got great use out of this shirt. 114 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:09,190 Look at these buttons. The buttons are pulling. 115 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,860 -Yeah, oh, yeah. -They're starting to strain. 116 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:14,070 -Right. -Look at this. 117 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:19,370 You see? It's like a big belly, 118 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,410 and someone's belly is pushing up 119 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,620 into the buttons. 120 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,920 He's about at his limit. 121 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:32,760 I happen to know a guy who's at his limit. He's one of our members. 122 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,550 You have members? 123 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,640 It's our membership program we got going here. 124 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,770 Members' Night is coming up. 125 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:46,940 I'm sure you'll see him there. All the members come. 126 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,230 Great. When is that? 127 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,110 You have to be a member. 128 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:52,780 Sign up, become a member, 129 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:56,070 and you'll get notified about when the night is. 130 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,990 -You're positive you know him? -I'm positive. 131 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,780 He's at his limit. 132 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:01,370 Awesome. Thank you. 133 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,330 -Sixty-five dollars? -That's cheap. 134 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,420 Sign up for the membership, 135 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,670 you'll get the texts and the emails 136 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,880 regarding Members' Night. 137 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,840 Yes. 138 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,850 -You definitely know. -Mm-hmm. 139 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,430 Can I have the shirt back? 140 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,520 Yeah. 141 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,850 -You don't know him, do you? -Nah. 142 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,810 God damn it! 143 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,240 -I was so terrified! -Sorry I'm late. 144 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,040 I'm so sorry I'm late, I... 145 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,790 -Ron! -Jamie, are you okay? 146 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:49,130 Ron, I almost got killed by an army truck. 147 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,000 Oh, my God, what happened? 148 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,300 You saw it, and you kept driving. 149 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,720 I didn't see anything, Jamie, I don't know what you're talking about. 150 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,720 So glad she's alright. 151 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,310 People are nuts out there. Something's going on today. 152 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:08,480 -Yeah? Jeez. -It's been weird. 153 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,020 Well, alright. 154 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,480 You ready to tell me about Canton Marketplace at Bear Run? 155 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,030 -Yes, I am. Let's do this. Okay. -Alright. Thank you. 156 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:22,660 Okay. 157 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:24,660 Okay. 158 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,710 I'm Sarah Rounds, here with Fisher Robay executive Ron Trosper... 159 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,870 who's in charge of a brand-new 160 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,670 $15 million development right here in Canton. 161 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,460 There's no seam or anything. 162 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,840 This is all, like, solid plastic. 163 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,380 -All this shit's solid plastic. -Hi, Dad. Good night. 164 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,420 Hey, good night, pal. You going to bed already? 165 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,380 Yep. 166 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:24,930 I... 167 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,010 I got you this little hat today. 168 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:28,930 Oh. 169 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,770 -Yeah. -Cool. 170 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,310 -This is cool, yeah. -It's a little spy hat. 171 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,070 Oh, I think I've read about these, yeah. 172 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,110 -Anyway, I love you. -Love you, too. 173 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,740 Junk. 174 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:51,410 Someone's belly is pushing up into the buttons. 175 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,500 There's dirt. Some kind of white dust. 176 00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,840 He got great use out of this shirt. 177 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:06,510 Stop! Stop! 178 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:20,480 Well, I know this seems silly, but it's just a formality. HR stuff. 179 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:23,450 Yeah, I know, I-- it's totally fine, I understand. 180 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,280 Okay, good. 181 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,740 Is there any way that you doctored the chair 182 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,620 so that it would break and allow you 183 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,000 to look up Amanda's skirt and see her underwear? 184 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,370 -No! -Great, that's what we thought. 185 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:40,500 And you and Amanda have never had any prior romantic involvement? 186 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,970 -Any kissing or sex? -What the hell? 187 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:45,800 -No. -Or blowjobs? 188 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,930 -What the hell? -Is it true, 189 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,850 Ron, that you both attended the same high school? 190 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:54,520 I mean, yeah, we went to the same school, 191 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,270 but I didn't even know her. 192 00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:58,520 -You didn't know each other? -No, I didn't know her much at all. 193 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,110 We were in completely different crews. 194 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,900 She looked completely different. 195 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,900 What does it matter that she looked different? 196 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:07,320 She just looked different then than she does now. 197 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,240 You know, she wouldn't have fit in with my crew. 198 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,660 But she'd be okay in your crew now? 199 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,910 No, she's like 50. What are we talking about here? 200 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,830 Okay, we all know this was an accident. 201 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,000 But we just need to cover all our bases before 202 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,920 the outside observer comes in next week. 203 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,380 Oh, my God. Diane, is this really necessary? 204 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,800 Yes, it is. 205 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,510 You just need to watch this video 206 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,010 and then you're outta here. 207 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,140 -Peeping Toms. -Oh, my God. 208 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,600 -I'm not a Peeping Tom. -Who's to determine 209 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,900 when a look is an accidental mistimed glance 210 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,480 or a premeditated leer? 211 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,690 -Sorry. -From the innocent... 212 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,240 -It's okay. -...to the extreme. 213 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,870 It's a gray area. Tough to prove. 214 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,500 Even harder to discipline. 215 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,500 This training video teaches employees how to handle it. 216 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,830 He was waiting for me here. 217 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,080 I found your nest, you little fuckhead! 218 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,460 Ugh, nasty pig! 219 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,630 Jan's Cafe? 220 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,790 Hi. Excuse me. 221 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,750 I just had a question about one of your customers. 222 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,340 -What? -I was wondering 223 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,130 if someone had seen anybody come in here 224 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:29,470 with this shirt on and order this dish. 225 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,090 -What? -I'm just looking to see 226 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,970 if anybody noticed anybody come in and have this dish, this rice dish. 227 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,640 Hey, hey, guys. Come on, stop throwing food. 228 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,100 There are other people sitting by you. 229 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,310 You don't mind. Right, sweetheart? 230 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:41,230 I'm super sorry to bother you. I don't wanna bother you at all. 231 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,940 But you think you could notice the pattern on this shirt? 232 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,020 Damn it! 233 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,980 Ricky, call security. 234 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,990 I'm sorry, do you think I could speak to somebody 235 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:55,200 back there who might have seen someone with this shirt on, 236 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,740 ordered this rice dish? 237 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,620 God damn it! 238 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,370 What the hell are you talking about? 239 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,460 The rice dish! If somebody had ever come in and ordered this. 240 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,630 -Oh, fuck! -Get out! 241 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,340 Get out, get out! 242 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,300 Do you have security cameras I could possibly look at? 243 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,550 Get out. 244 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,170 -Or a security room that I can-- -Get out! 245 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,510 Please, I just need one minute of your time. 246 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,890 I'll get him out, Marla. 247 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,020 -I just wanna talk to you. -Yeah. 248 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,560 -No, I just wanna talk to you. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,440 Look, I'm-- no! No, please! 250 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,230 -I'm not gonna fucking tell on you! -Get the fuck in there! 251 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,570 I'm not gonna tell on you. 252 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,240 No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 253 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,320 -No, no, no, please. Please, please. -Are you stupid? 254 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,820 -No! -I popped you in the fuckin' head. 255 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,740 What the fuck do you want now? 256 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,950 I said, what the fuck do you want? 257 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,960 What? "Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa." You don't know how to talk? 258 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:51,380 You came to my fuckin' work. Now, that's real fuckin' stupid. 259 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:54,760 -You came to my work. -Oh, shut the fuck up! 260 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:59,970 Yeah, I did. Maybe next time, I'm coming to your house. 261 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,060 I see that wedding ring. 262 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:06,350 What would your little wife think seeing her husband get knocked around? 263 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,190 Bet you got a nice house. Be easy to find. 264 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,900 Maybe I'll swing by tonight after my shift. 265 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:16,160 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? Show your family what a nice guy I am. 266 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,370 You don't fucking come to my house! You don't come anywhere near my fucking... 267 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,290 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? 268 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,250 No, no, no, no, no. What's wrong? What, are you okay? No, no, no! 269 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:27,670 Please, please, please, talk to me. 270 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,540 -Talk to me, please! -Air machine. 271 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,250 -What? -My air machine. 272 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,840 -Your what?! -My air machine. 273 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,380 -Air machine! -It's in the box. 274 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,220 Oh, sh-- okay. Okay, what's it look like? 275 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,390 What? Oh, fucker! 276 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,600 What the... 277 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,400 Oh, my God! 278 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,820 You're disgusting! These are my work clothes! 279 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,570 What the hell is wrong with you? 280 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:56,030 I wanna know why the hell you hit me in the head. 281 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,320 Do you work for Tecca? 282 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,740 -I never heard of them. -Bullshit! 283 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,910 Tecca, the chair company. You said it when you hit me in the head. 284 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,540 I never heard of Tecca before. 285 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,620 -Then, who hired you? -I don't know! 286 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,750 -Who hired you? -I don't fucking know! 287 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,330 Okay, okay! 288 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,460 Okay, okay! 289 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,710 Okay, okay, okay. 290 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,470 Okay! Okay! 291 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,220 Jesus! Look! 292 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,930 Look, I got hired by some guy I never, ever met. 293 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,060 He wanted me to scare the shit outta you. 294 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:30,270 I never even saw his face. He paid me jack shit. 295 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,150 I gotta find the guy who hired you. 296 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:35,780 I think his company might be doing something really bad. 297 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:39,030 I think it's hurting people. I think it might even be killing people. 298 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,070 That's why I wanted to find you, so I could find them, 299 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,450 and I could stop them from hurting people. 300 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,330 But I can't get anywhere! 301 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:50,420 But I'm the only one. I'm the only one out here 302 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,460 who knows they're doing something. 303 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:55,000 And I think it might be quite awful. 304 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,390 I can help if you pay me. 305 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:11,850 Here, take this one. No, actually... 306 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,150 Take this one. 307 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,690 And I'll call you when I find him. 308 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:19,990 I'm Mike Santini. 309 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,820 So, I said to Natalie, what do you want? 310 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,730 Because I actually don't think that Tara's really listening 311 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,110 to her wants and needs. 312 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:02,030 And then, she looked at me and she goes, "Mom, 313 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,950 "I think you just don't want it to be in a haunted house 314 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,780 because of how it looks on you." 315 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:08,080 Do you think that's what I care about, how I look? 316 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,080 Jamie? 317 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:18,960 I'm so sorry. I was driving too fast. 318 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,800 I was just anxious about the interview. 319 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,260 I... 320 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:27,680 was thinking about asking to be moved from your desk. 321 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,810 I don't wanna think that you did that on purpose, Ron, 322 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:34,810 but I do think that part of you is testing something. 323 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,480 There's a darkness to you, Ron. 324 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,690 No, there isn't. 325 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,400 But there's also a light. 326 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,530 I went to a new church this morning. 327 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:46,950 Oh. 328 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,990 I want you to come with me. 329 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,790 It's-- I'm so busy. 330 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,000 Okay, yeah. 331 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,430 -...perfect, I wanna-- -One second, I have to... 332 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,340 Okay. 333 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,480 -This is Ron. -It's Mike. 334 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,020 I found him. He goes by Jim X. 335 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,190 I know where he's gonna be tonight. 336 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,940 I have a family thing tonight 337 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,650 -that I'm supposed to get to-- -We're going tonight. 338 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:30,240 Okay. Got it. Bye. 339 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,580 Ah, you shit in my ass! 340 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:38,830 Ah! Come on, pop her cherry! Pop her cherry! 341 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,500 -Take her fuckin' head off! -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 342 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:44,170 You're breaking my hymen, you little fucking bitch! 343 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:46,340 -What is this? -That pig's got my cock in its mouth! 344 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,930 You never heard these guys? 345 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,800 That's the stinkiest pussy I've ever seen! 346 00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,140 -What is it? -Wazey Waynes! 347 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,890 -They're fucking hilarious. -Where'd the pussy go? 348 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,650 Are they prank calling someone right now? I don't really get it. 349 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,150 No, they're just talking to each other. 350 00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:04,030 Bitch, you got shit, you pussy! 351 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,530 They're saying that to each other? 352 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:08,780 No, they're not saying it to each other. They're just saying stuff. 353 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,490 Here, listen to this part, this is hilarious. 354 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,370 Fucking ass! 355 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,700 My ass! 356 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,040 My fucking ass! 357 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:23,500 So, how'd you find this guy? 358 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:26,630 This dumbass does everything in the same spot, 359 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,970 you know, in the parking lot of a self-storage space. 360 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:35,970 Well, he's gonna be there tonight, and we are gonna get there early, 361 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,730 and we're gonna ambush him. 362 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,480 No, I don't wanna ambush him. 363 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,520 I just wanna ask him some questions about Tecca. 364 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,070 Grab that bag on the floor. 365 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,530 Come on, grab it. 366 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,610 Oh, Jesus Christ, no! 367 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:54,580 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm sorry, I just wanna talk to him. 368 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:57,450 Ron, that is not how you deal with this kinda guy. 369 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,080 I just wanna ask him questions. 370 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,040 -I just wanna meet him. -You gotta put him 371 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:07,880 in a position where he's gonna answer you. 372 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,470 You're gonna scare the shit out of him! 373 00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:11,090 -Now, grab the gun. -No. 374 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,430 Come on, Ron. 375 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:15,640 We're gonna give that fucking pussy what they did to you! 376 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,640 Now, grab that gun. Come on, grab that gun. 377 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,980 -No! -Grab the gun! 378 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:27,860 I can't, I can't, I can't! I can't, I can't, I can't! I cannot! 379 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,400 I'm not gonna do this. I have a life. 380 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:34,830 I have a job, I have a family. I have Barb! Barb! 381 00:23:34,910 --> 00:23:37,450 Making love to Barb on a soft bed. 382 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:41,790 I don't wanna do this. I'm a good man. I'm a good man. 383 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:55,930 Sure, sure, sure. 384 00:23:56,930 --> 00:24:00,770 That dog just really was not well-behaved. 385 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:04,150 Oh, well, you know what, Terry? We loved him so much. 386 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,610 Yeah, of course. If you're a stranger to it though, 387 00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:08,480 you could see how the jumping would get old. 388 00:24:08,570 --> 00:24:10,070 Honey, do you want one of these? 389 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:11,990 -Sure. -Oh, hon, Yeah, no. 390 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:12,990 Oh, don't drink that one. 391 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,280 -That one's no good. -What? 392 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,950 Why won't she like this? I like this. 393 00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,370 -Try this one. -Hello! 394 00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:20,040 -Oh, hey! -Oh, hey, hey! 395 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,200 -Sethy-boy, hi. -Hey. 396 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,040 -Oh! -Alright. 397 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,290 -It really does stink around here. -These are good nuts. 398 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:28,670 -Now, these are salt and vinegar. -You know, it's either 399 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,050 the cheese or the dog. 400 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,220 We've tried it before. We've tried it. 401 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,430 Whew. 402 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:42,640 Alright. A little whiskey on the porch. Not so bad. Not so bad, huh? 403 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,100 Whew! 404 00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,400 Stone's loose. 405 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,820 That one looks loose, too. 406 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:58,910 Yep. 407 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,920 Terry, I feel like we should talk about this haunted house wedding thing. 408 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:16,130 Good. We gotta shut this down. 409 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,970 You know, I thought that at first, too. 410 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,350 But you know what? 411 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:23,480 There's just so much badness in this world. 412 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:27,150 The fact that our daughters found each other... 413 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,900 and they make each other happy, that... 414 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:33,820 that's a miracle. 415 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:38,490 I know the other place was nice, and this place, 416 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,780 you'll have to explain a few things to your buddies. 417 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,250 I just keep thinking about 418 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,830 holding my little girl. 419 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:52,920 Knowing that I would give everything I have 420 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,930 for her to feel all the love the world has to give. 421 00:25:58,050 --> 00:26:02,060 Now, I know you're a goddamn good father, 'cause you raised Tara. 422 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,930 She put me through hell and back. 423 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,020 She's one heck of a woman. And I know you love her. 424 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,230 With all my heart, Ron. 425 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:12,110 So, then what the hell are we talking about? 426 00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:15,440 Ah. 427 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,110 Guess what I found. 428 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,570 -We have many good things. -Oh, games! 429 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,990 We got games? 430 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:25,700 Thank you. 431 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,710 -Remember this one? Remember this? -I do. 432 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:34,670 I wish that it was called something else. 433 00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:39,630 Twister! We have Twister. Twister. 434 00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:27,020 Sethy, take your shoes off. 435 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,680 Always good luck when the red's on your side. 436 00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:30,980 -It's great. Look at that. -That's good, that's good. 32832

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