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[River patrolman #1 gasps]
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Oh, hell no.
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Basket baby!
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[Blows horn]
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Citizens: Basket baby!
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[Indistinct shouting]
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River patrolman #1:
Don't touch that thing!
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Babies found in baskets
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destroy cities.
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River patrolman #2: Holy cow!
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It looks just like
a normal baby!
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River patrolman #1:
Sure, if a normal baby
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could survive floating in
a basket down a river!
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A basket with a baby in it?
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That's a heavy basket.
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That basket should sink!
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River patrolman #2:
Yeah. This is scary.
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River patrolman #1:
And you'd think it'd be
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good enough to eat, right?
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What with all the vicious
animals around,
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not to mention
the actual monsters.
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And yet,
not a scratch on it.
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All clear!
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[Citizens sigh in relief]
Man: It's gone.
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River patrolman #1:
It's some other
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idiot kingdom's problem now.
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River patrolman #2: Do you
think the king will give us
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little kisses?
You know,
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for saving his kingdom?
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River patrolman #1: I think
he'll give us big kisses.
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Better wash your neck.
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♪
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Men: ♪ Uh! ♪
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♪
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♪ Uh! Uh! ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, uh, whoo! ♪
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Shlub: Another
spectacular rager!
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Doozie: I woke up
to tell you something
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but I don't remember what it is.
[Gulp]
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Hippocampus: Do you think
it's a good idea to employ
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an old drunk
as your social secretary?
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Her brain is fermented.
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Shlub: Brains are
made of yogurt.
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They should be fermented.
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Hippocampus: Why
do you cling to this idea?
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I've shown you
multiple brains.
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If anything, they're
made of meat jelly.
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Doozie: He's right.
Hey, King Shlub.
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I got you a gift.
It's meat jelly.
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[Doozie and Shlub laugh]
[Doozie coughs]
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Shlub: I love being king.
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It's all parties
and presents.
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Look at that haul!
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Hippocampus: I invented
a perfectly good
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curse detector for those jewels.
Have you even used it?
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Shlub: Exercise
caution and suspicion?
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Nah, that's more Ty's thing.
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I'll just go on Shlubbing it.
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It's worked so far!
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Doozie: Ah! The thing
I was thinking of
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came back into my brain:
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the opening of Apollo's temple.
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Deliria: I'm sorry, Apollo
wants to open a temple here?
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This is where the whole
"goddess queen" business
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really pays off.
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Shlub, destroy the temple
and ban
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all Apollo worship
in Krapopolis.
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Shlub: Very well.
Apollo is banned!
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Deliria: Triumphant
animal exit!
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[Whinnies]
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Shlub: Hold on!
Don't show me that
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perfect ass
and then take it away!
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Doozie: Huh.
There's one more thing.
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This was left for you.
[Baby coos]
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Hippocampus: Did that
come from the river?
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Doozie: Uh, yeah.
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I thought he was
the smart one.
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[Doozie and Shlub laugh]
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Hippocampus: It's
a frickin' basket baby!
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And you took it in!
I'll get my catapult.
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Shlub: Oh, my Hippo, always
looking for an opportunity
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to catapult a baby.
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Hippocampus: It's not
a baby, it's a basket baby!
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You haven't touched it,
have you?!
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Shlub: We did a little
skin-to-skin, yes.
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Hippocampus: Aah!
This is a catastrophe!
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Shlub: The cutest little
catastrophe I've ever seen!
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Hippocampus: This is
a big deal, Dad!
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Stop Shlubbing
and take it seriously!
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Shlub: Counterpoint:
it's mine, and I like it.
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Doozie, throw my
new baby on the gift pile!
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[Baby coos]
[Thud]
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Hippocampus: Ty,
you won't believe what--
Where'd you get that toga?
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Tyrannis: Chira's Tent of
Secondhand Dead Husband Stuff!
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She has a "chill guy"
section now
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and said I qualify.
You want a wiener?
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That's what we call
sausages around here.
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Hippocampus:
Very weird. But sure.
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Ty, we have a real--
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Mmm. This is so good.
Tyrannis: I know, right?
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Hippocampus: So we have a real
situation down at the palace.
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Um...
[Band playing traditional music]
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Tyrannis: Great playing, guys!
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Band members: Thanks!
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Tyrannis: I'm crushing it here!
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I've got musician friends...
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May be close to getting
a nickname!
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You know what? Chira!
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Chira's my neighbor!
It's--it's like
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a whole little
houseboat village.
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Hippocampus: Ty, Dad
took in a basket baby--
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Chira: Hey,
it smells great in here!
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My dead husband
never used to grill.
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Well, unless you count
when those enemy combatants
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lit his body on fire after
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shooting an arrow
through his head,
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which I don't.
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[Chira and Tyrannis laugh]
Hippocampus: Ty--
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Tyrannis: Chira, I've just
decided to throw
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a last-minute
housewarming party!
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Chira: Really? That's great.
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Everyone's gonna be so excited.
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I'm gonna bring pita--wait, no,
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I'll bring little, tiny fish.
No, you know what?
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I'll make it
a game-time decision. Ooh!
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Hippocampus:
Did you not hear me?
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A basket baby.
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A once in
a thousand years threat.
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Basket baby detected!
Tyrannis: Hippo, relax.
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You don't even know if
this is a real basket baby.
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It could be a gag gift,
like a cursed amulet
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or a drinking straw
that looks like a penis.
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O-or say it's the real deal:
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when does it become
an actual threat?
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At least, what, 10 years?
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Hippocampus:
You can't be serious.
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They're kingdom killers
and palace stormers.
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This is an immediate threat.
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Tyrannis: I hear what
you're saying,
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but worrying about
the city and the future
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isn't really my thing anymore.
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This is really a Dad problem.
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I've got a whole
new social life
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in the here and now.
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I'm Ty Ty the Party Guy!
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Hippocampus: You know
what I hate, bro?
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You're forcing me to act
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like how you used to be.
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And everyone hated that guy.
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Apollo: Um, what's this
I hear about
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you having your husband
ban Apollo worship?
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Deliria: Well, that's
more or less it, really.
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That and I'm
a goddess queen now,
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which comes with certain perks
you're beginning
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to experience
the other side of.
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Oh, you seem upset.
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You're not going to
fly into a rage
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and turn me into
a constellation
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or something like that,
are you?
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Apollo: Turn you into--What?
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Deliria: No, I just know
sometimes the gods
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have turned other gods
into constellations
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as punishment when they get
butt-hurt enough...
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Apollo: I'm not "butt-hurt."
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I don't even know
what that means.
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I don't even care!
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Deliria: Oh, I see--
you came all the way
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over here to tell me
you don't care
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that I had you banned.
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Apollo: Um, yes, because
you needed to hear it.
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I don't care because I have
plenty of followers
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as the god of archery, dance,
the friggin' sun,
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poetry, music, healing--
that's a big one,
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maybe you've heard of it--
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Deliria: Oh, Scott!
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Could you hurt yourself
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for me very quickly?
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Scott: You mean like this?
Aah!
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Deliria: Excellent.
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Scott: Aah! Aah!
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Wow! I feel like I've been
recently dead, in a good way!
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Apollo: Whoa, OK.
I'm sorry.
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Did you just heal him?
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Deliria: I'm
encroaching on your turf.
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Does that bother you?
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Apollo: Is this because I
said that
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healing was a big one?
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Deliria: Yes, and because
I don't think
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you've ever actually
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healed anyone ever.
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Apollo: Me?! What?!
Of course I have!
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It's just been a while,
and I don't
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have to to keep the title.
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You know that. Besides,
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that was just
a small boo-boo.
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You'd have to get
a lot of followers
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with a lot of small boo-boos
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to make a dent in my territory.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
given you that idea.
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Whatever. It's fine.
I'm gonna go ride
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my chariot across the sun.
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Deliria: We both know
that's not true.
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Apollo: Across it!
In front of it!
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You know what I--Shut up!
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Deliria: Oh, I like this!
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Scott, tell everyone that
I am now Deliria,
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Queen of Krapopolis,
and Goddess of Small Boo-Boos!
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Scott: Aah!
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[Baby crying]
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Stupendous: Ooh, what's this?
Dad get another cursed amulet?
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Sometimes I throw 'em
at Scott's feet
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and he jumps around all funny
like, "Oh, no, now I'm cursed."
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Especially when they explode.
[Laughs]
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Hippocampus: No.
Dad took in a basket baby.
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[Baby coos]
Stupendous:
I'll get the catapult.
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Stupendous: Dad, what'd you
do with our catapults?
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Shlub: Turned them
all into toga guns. Why?
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Hippocampus: Because
Stupe agrees with me
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that we need to do something
about the basket baby--Oh.
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It was just here--Gah!
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Shlub: How'd that get up there?
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Huh! That little guy
really is something.
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Hippocampus: That
"little guy" is a guaranteed
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catastrophe and we need
to get rid of it.
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Stupendous: Now, when you say
"get rid,"
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my mind goes to "kill," but
I'm in the killing business.
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That's not what
you mean...right?
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Hippocampus: Is there
a reason it needs not to be?
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Shlub: It's so cute!
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Hippocampus:
Of course it's cute.
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That's a tool it uses to
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trick you into not killing it!
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Stupendous: Well,
all babies do that.
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Hippocampus: You immediately
said let's get the catapult!
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What did you think we were
going to do with it--
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use it as a swing set?!
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Stupendous: I dunno,
fling it out of town?
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I didn't think
too far past that.
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But anything more extreme
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than that, I dunno,
I kinda get the icks.
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Hippocampus: What if we just
put it back in the river?
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Stupendous: To drown it?
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Hippocampus: Not necessarily!
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No, not to drown it,
just let it drift
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to some other city
and destroy that one.
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Stupendous: That's good. Dad?
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Shlub: What I heard was
we're going skinny dipping!
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[Partiers and Doozie cheer]
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Hippocampus: He was not
wearing that a second ago.
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Stupendous: Nope.
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[Tyrannis humming to himself]
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Potluckus: Hey, Ty Ty,
I hear you're
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having a party, guy.
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Haven't introduced myself yet.
I'm Potluckus.
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Kinda the social director
around here.
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Tyrannis: Hey, my man!
Nice to meet you!
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Potluckus: I didn't want
to ruin the surprise, but
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we've actually already got
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a "Welcome Ty" party
planned for tonight.
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Tyrannis: Oh, wow,
that's so nice!
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I had no idea.
Thank you so much!
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Potluckus: You got it.
See you tonight!
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Tyrannis: How about that!
[Humming to himself]
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Chira: Ty, we need to talk.
Tyrannis: Kolax!
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I didn't know you lived here!
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Kolax: Yeah, I assumed you
did know,
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so I was waiting for you
to say hi,
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but then I was the one
not saying hi to you, and...
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Tyrannis: I'm...not sure
what reaction
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I'm supposed to have
to this story.
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Chira: Kolax, find your chill.
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Tyrannis: Oh,
Potluckus was just here,
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and he said that--
Chira: Yeah,
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that's why we're here.
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That man is a tyrant.
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He throws all the parties
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and no one else is allowed to.
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And he always insists on
doing the entree,
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but he puts out a sack of meat
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you know he got at a bargain.
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Kolax: Worse than that, he
doesn't let anyone
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bring cheese on his boat.
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And it's not because
he doesn't like cheese.
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Oh, he likes cheese!
He thinks he knows
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more about cheese
than everyone else
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so he's always the cheese guy.
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I happen to think I would be
a great cheese guy!
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Chira: At first it seemed like
fun--different people host,
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everyone brings a different
dish--but when
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Marty's turn came up to host,
well, let's say
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I sold a lot of
black togas that week.
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[Tyrannis gasps]
Potluckus killed him?
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Chira: No, he scraped his
leg up on a barnacle
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and then a couple of days later
his skin fell off.
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But before we knew it,
a schedule was set
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and nobody here
could defy Potluckus.
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Until you came along.
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Tyrannis: Wow.
The politics here are crazy!
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Chira: So, will you?
Defy Potluckus,
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throw your own party,
and put party throwing
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back in the hands of
all who want to?
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Tyrannis: Kolax,
go get some cheese.
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Soldier #1: Look, Apollo
worship has been banned
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so we don't have a choice.
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Now just pull the fresh skin
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over the old skin.
Soldier #2: Aah!
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Soldier #1: That's
how you fix a scratch.
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Soldier #2: You're
forgetting our most powerful
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healing tool after Apollo--pee!
Why don't we try pee?!
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Deliria: Yoo hoo!
No need to pee on each other!
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Goddess Queen Deliria
is here to help!
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Soldier: Uhh!
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Soldier #1: Whoa,
I didn't think anything
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was more powerful than pee.
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This is great.
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Deliria: Ooh, look who's back!
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I must be making a dent
in your territory.
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Apollo: Pfft. Barely!
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I'm just here to say
that you are
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not more powerful
than pee. Mmkay?
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You know Orion came from pee?
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Came straight out of
a bull's hide full of god pee
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and he hasn't stopped
being a pest since.
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Deliria: Ah, yes,
you turned him into
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a constellation, didn't you?
What are you saying?
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Are you going to turn me
into a constellation as well?
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Are you so mad that you'll
turn me into a constellation?
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Apollo: Why do you
keep talking about--
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Is that what this is about?
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You want me to turn you
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into a constellation?
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Why, because it'll prove you
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"got my goat" or something?
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I'm not here for that.
I'm here to tell you--
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Man #1: What!
Man #2: I can see again!
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[Citizens talking at once]
Apollo: Stop--Stop it!
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Stop doing that!
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Deliria: Do you want
to know why Apollo
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can't have a temple
in Krapopolis?
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Hmm? Hmm?
The wait times.
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The ineffectualness.
The fraud-godding.
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You get none of that
with me, Deliria,
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Goddess Queen of All Boo-Boos,
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Stronger Than Pee,
and Irker of Apollo!
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[Citizens cheer]
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[Partygoers cheer and laugh]
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Hippocampus: We gotta
get rid of this thing
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00:12:00,306 --> 00:12:02,276
before it destroys
Krapopolis, so,
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I'll wade out front and make
sure it catches the current.
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[Baby cooing]
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Hippocampus and Stupendous:
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Hippocampus:
No, no, no, no, no.
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Stupendous: Oh, no, no, no, no!
Hippocampus: This isn't OK!
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Shlub: Oh, hello, little guy!
Where did you come from?
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Partygoer #1: Oh, wow,
look at that baby!
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00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,386
You know, I'm weirdly
compelled to
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follow him into battle.
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Stupendous: OK, this
is all really unsettling.
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Hippocampus: Are you
on my level now?
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00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,866
Can you please tell me
you're on my level?
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Stupendous: Can't we
just give it to someone?
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Hippocampus: Huh!
Stupendous: Better make it quick
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because the longer
I'm with it,
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the more I want to pledge
allegiance to it...
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00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:39,986
but I won't!
I won't.
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Tyrannis: Hi. Ha ha. Hi.
[Indistinct chatter]
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00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,167
Tyrannis: Absolutely.
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00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,706
Hey, Kolax!
Wow, look at that!
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Kolax: I got so excited
I might have gone
a little overboard.
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00:12:53,079 --> 00:12:54,849
Tyrannis: We love that here.
This party is
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00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:57,154
laid back, remember?
No rules, just fun!
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Potluckus: Uh, what do
you think you're doing?
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Tyrannis: Potluckus!
Glad you could make it.
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00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,163
Listen, thanks for the
invite to your place tonight,
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but since I'd already gotten
the word out about mine,
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I decided I should
probably stick with it.
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00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:08,075
I don't see why we can't all
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throw a party if we want to.
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Chira: Hey, Ty!
Great party.
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00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:13,553
I went with pita.
It goes with everything,
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00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:16,726
like the color of your eyes
with my dead husband's clothes.
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00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,864
Potluckus: I get it now.
Chira sold you
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on this little spectacle.
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00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,468
How many times you gonna
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00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,838
buy her togas, Tyrannis?
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00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:24,709
Tyrannis: Whenever I have
a special occasion to attend?
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00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:26,178
What are you
on about, Potluckus?
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00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,115
Potluckus: Why don't you
take a look around, Ty Ty?
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00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:31,823
Everyone brought pita,
nobody brought booze.
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00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,626
Kolax brought his
homemade cheese,
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which he does not
know how to make.
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00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:36,967
And how about
those tasty wieners?
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00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,537
How many did you
budget per person?
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Tyrannis: I actually
accidentally gave them all away
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00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,010
throughout the day
while I was getting ready.
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00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,646
Potluckus: And you
figured everyone else's
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contribution would
pick up the slack.
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Just like everyone else did.
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00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,024
Tyrannis: Well, so what?
We don't need control
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00:13:49,158 --> 00:13:50,861
and order and good planning
to have a good time.
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00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,598
Potluckus: I don't
believe you believe that.
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00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:53,800
And I think you're
more like me
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00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,969
than you are like them.
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00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,371
Mind if I take this?
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00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:57,373
It's gonna go great with
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my huge sack of meat.
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00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:02,283
I got extra, just in case.
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00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,756
[Citizens moaning]
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00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:08,062
Man #1: Help!
Man #2: Ha ha ha! That tickles!
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00:14:08,196 --> 00:14:11,068
Deliria: This is disgusting.
Apollo: Yeah. It is.
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00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:13,172
Usually these people are
barfing all over my temple
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00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:15,243
but now they're
barfing in yours.
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00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:17,748
Deliria: Is healing them the
only way to get rid of them?
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00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,819
Apollo: It's one way,
but it'll just encourage
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00:14:19,953 --> 00:14:23,526
more and sicker and stinkier
mortals to show up.
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00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,129
Or you can lift the ban
and we can all
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go back to the way we were.
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00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,671
Deliria: I will take
the third option.
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00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:30,173
Apollo: There is
no third option!
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00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,445
Deliria: Oh, I think
there might be!
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00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:36,786
[Chicken clucks]
Deliria: I'll do some healing
until I find out.
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00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,690
Apollo: Argghh.
God, you are so annoying!
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00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,193
OK.
You are leaving me no choice!
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00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,963
I know it's
what you want, but--
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00:14:42,097 --> 00:14:43,432
Deliria: Turn me into
a constellation?
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00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:46,471
Apollo: Uch.
Turn you into a constellation!
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00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:50,112
Deliria (as constellation):
Ah! Ha ha ha ha!
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00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:51,650
Apollo: You know what
you have to do
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00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,086
to get out of this!
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00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,622
Deliria (as constellation):
Why would I want to?
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00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:58,329
My arse is so pointy.
I love it!
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00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,299
Stupendous: I gotta tell you,
I was a little surprised
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00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,105
you were so down to find
the basket baby a new home.
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00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,743
It's such a humane solution.
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00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:06,011
Hippocampus: If giving a baby
to someone who
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00:15:06,111 --> 00:15:07,146
desperately wants a baby
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00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:08,917
even though we
know that baby is
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destined to cause untold
catastrophe is humane,
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00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,325
then yeah, that's what I am.
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00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:15,397
Stupendous: Are basket babies
ever the good guys?
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00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,234
Hippocampus: I'm not sure
what "good guys" means,
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00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,171
but I'd probably say
it depends whether your
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00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,341
family's the one
being overthrown?
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00:15:21,474 --> 00:15:22,144
Here we are.
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00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,616
Stupendous: Wait a minute.
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00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,719
Is this a volcano?!
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00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,961
Stupendous: You said
we were giving
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00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,230
the basket baby a home,
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00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,300
not throwing it in the volcano!
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00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,738
Hippocampus:
Who said anything about
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throwing it in a volcano?!
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00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,109
I heard the High Priestess
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00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,812
of the Volcano likes babies.
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00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,050
Stupendous:
For volcano sacrifices?
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00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:43,987
Hippocampus: Or maybe
she wants the fulfillment
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00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:45,123
of raising a child!
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00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:46,759
Or she's bored!
I don't know!
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00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:50,901
Stupendous: OK,
but I give final approval.
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00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,638
High Priestess of
the Volcano: Hey, hi.
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00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:53,974
I'm the High Priestess of the--
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00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:55,945
[Gasp]
Is that a basket baby?!
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00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:57,313
I've always
wanted one of those.
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00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,284
Hippocampus:
It is, and you're in luck,
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00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,088
because we're looking
to find it a home.
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00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,558
Stupendous: We would raise
it ourselves, but we're
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00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:05,597
siblings and sociopathic
in our own distinct ways.
467
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,935
So can you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
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00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,539
What's your parenting style?
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00:16:09,672 --> 00:16:11,709
High Priestess of the Volcano:
I like to be the baby,
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00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:13,278
so I'd let it call
the shots.
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00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:14,716
Stupendous: That's good.
I like that.
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00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:16,184
Hippocampus:
Good enough for me.
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00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,386
High Priestess of the Volcano:
Oh, this baby
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00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:20,628
is gonna make the volcano
so happy!
475
00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,364
Thank you, guys!
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00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:23,499
[Splash]
477
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,503
Stupendous: I said
I didn't want to throw
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00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:26,739
a baby in a volcano!
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00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:27,942
Hippocampus: And you didn't!
480
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,177
And I didn't!
But guess what?
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00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,481
I would throw a baby
into a volcano
482
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,651
to save our family!
483
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,822
Because as much as you guys
like to paint me
484
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:38,128
as the heartless one who cuts
people open just for looksies,
485
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:41,903
who tests minute amounts
of poisons on his siblings--
486
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,172
Stupendous: What?
Hippocampus: Who--
487
00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,209
[Explosion, rumbling]
488
00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:47,413
High Priestess of the
Volcano: Oh, hey, buddy.
489
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,482
Hey.
490
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,719
Lava goes that way, huh?
491
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:52,256
Away from mama.
Away from mama.
492
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:55,330
Stupendous: Run!
493
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,101
[Hippocampus
and Stupendous screaming]
494
00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:00,974
[Baby cooing]
495
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,546
Stupendous: OK,
you weren't overreacting!
496
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,682
You were right!
497
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,284
Hippocampus: Run to the water!
498
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,026
Tyrannis: OK, so we're
out of booze,
499
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:11,529
we had to throw out
the cheese, but that
500
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,800
doesn't mean this isn't
a kickass party.
501
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,504
Ty Ty is gonna
make this work.
502
00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:18,944
Kolax: Is that a basket baby
riding a wave of lava?
503
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,115
Tyrannis: We don't know
that's a basket baby.
504
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,752
Could just be a lava demon.
505
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:25,255
Kolax: Aah! [Panting]
506
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,794
[Hippocampus
and Stupendous screaming]
507
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,337
[Partygoers screaming]
508
00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,374
Potluckus: Hey, everyone!
As you can see,
509
00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:37,480
lava is slowly flowing
directly towards Ty's houseboat
510
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:39,952
accompanied by some kind
of demonic being.
511
00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:41,756
My place is
just behind Ty's.
512
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:44,896
I got plenty of drinks
and meat to ride this out.
513
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,398
It was a nice try, Ty Ty,
514
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,872
but not just anyone
can throw a potluck.
515
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:51,208
Shlub: Is this
where the party is?
516
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,613
I brought ice!
Nobody ever has enough!
517
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:56,653
Oh, hey, Ty!
Look, everyone,
it's my son Ty!
518
00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:59,424
Is this your...lava party?
519
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:01,327
Tyrannis: I don't know.
Is this your basket baby?
520
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,266
Shlub: My what?
Hippocampus: He forgot.
521
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,102
[Baby coos]
Shlub: Oh, yeah!
522
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:06,872
This guy!
I did forget.
523
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,444
Thanks for taking care of him.
He's your brother, right?
524
00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:12,216
Stupendous: No.
He's a basket baby. Confirmed.
525
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:15,089
Really dangerous, the sort
of basket baby that makes you
526
00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,458
want to apologize
to your brother
527
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:17,895
for not letting him
kill it.
528
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,364
Hippocampus:
I appreciate that.
529
00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:20,767
Shlub: Well, I'm glad
to hear it all worked out.
530
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,605
Ty, what is this party?
531
00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:23,907
There's no booze here!
532
00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,076
Hippocampus:
It hasn't all worked out!
533
00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:27,046
Ty, can you help us
out here?
534
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:28,583
Tyrannis: Dad.
To successfully get rid of
535
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:31,187
a basket baby, the recipient of
the "gift" has to do it.
536
00:18:31,288 --> 00:18:33,125
Didn't I say this
was "Dad's problem"?
537
00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:34,494
Hippocampus: Dad! Please!
538
00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:36,198
Shlub: Well, if that's
what you really want,
539
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:37,702
I'm taking this little guy
540
00:18:37,802 --> 00:18:39,404
for a drink.
Don't follow me!
541
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:42,844
Doozie: So there's
really no booze here?
542
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:44,515
Oh, that place looks fun.
543
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,619
Chira: I don't care what
Potluckus put in your head.
544
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:49,658
It was a really fun party
until the lava started flowing
545
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,865
toward the houseboat while
carrying that creepy baby.
546
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,234
See you soon, Ty Ty.
547
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,405
Stupendous: Ooh, "Ty Ty"?!
548
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,375
Tyrannis: Oh, stop it.
She's just a friend.
549
00:18:58,442 --> 00:19:00,079
Dad! Where have you been?
And where--
550
00:19:00,212 --> 00:19:01,314
Shlub: Is the basket baby?
551
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,318
Don't worry,
I took care of it.
552
00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,056
Shlub, voice-over: I know you
think I don't take anything
553
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:08,128
seriously, but I don't like
catastrophe any more than you.
554
00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:10,533
And while I didn't share
your urgency about Ron--
555
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,103
Hippocampus, voice-over: Wait.
Wait, wait, wait--
556
00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:14,207
You named the basket baby?
557
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:15,644
Shlub: Helps with memory.
558
00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:17,314
Shlub, voice-over: I know
that all of the evidence
559
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:20,553
pointed to him being
a threat to our family.
560
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,390
So I found a solution.
561
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,528
Hippocampus:
You fed Ron to wolves?!
562
00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:26,565
Shlub: Wolves don't eat babies.
They raise them!
563
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,102
[Tyrannis, Stupendous,
and Hippocampus talking at once]
564
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,538
Shlub: I know what I'm doing.
565
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:31,575
Trust me, nothing can go wrong.
And if it does?
566
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:35,049
That's a tomorrow problem
for tomorrow Shlub.
567
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:38,790
And tomorrow Shlub never loses.
He Shlubs.
568
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:39,926
[Cups clink]
569
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,228
Has anyone seen your mother?
570
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,263
Deliria (as constellation):
You have,
571
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,234
you just don't know it!
572
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:46,205
No, no, up here!
573
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,608
Shlub: Deliria! Is that you?
574
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:49,478
Deliria (as constellation):
Yes! I pissed off Apollo
575
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,882
so badly that he did this to me.
576
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:56,258
I've discovered whole new ways
to get under their skin!
577
00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,028
Shlub: You look gorgeous,
my darling!
578
00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:00,132
Your arse is so pointy!
579
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,370
Deliria (as constellation):
It is, isn't it?!
580
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,440
Shlub: I would love to
make love to you right now,
581
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,878
but I'm not sure I know how!
582
00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:08,282
Deliria (as constellation):
I look forward to trying!
583
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,053
Tyrannis: Is there any
way to turn you back?
584
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,089
To be clear,
totally unrelated new thought
585
00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:13,793
having nothing to do
with what Dad just said.
586
00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,564
Deliria (as constellation):
The only way he'll turn me back
587
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:18,803
is if your father lifts
the Apollo worship ban.
588
00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:21,275
Which he should not do.
589
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,912
I'm loving this!
590
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:25,382
Stupendous: Do you want
something to drink or something?
591
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,320
Deliria (as constellation):
No, no, I'm good.
592
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,490
I'm in space.
593
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,607
[Wolf sniffs, howls]
594
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,349
[Growls]
595
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:45,757
[Ron growls]
596
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,573
[Wolves growling]
597
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,451
[All howl]
598
00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:24,535
Deliria (as constellation):
What do you think you're doing?!
599
00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:26,505
Get out of here! Shoo!
Go on, shoo!
600
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:30,480
Go and find your own city,
you stupid, little basket man!
601
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,651
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
602
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:35,957
Voice: Bento.
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