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Now for the Jubilee part.

What's the secret ingredient, Dad?

I'll tell you one day.

Sorry, we're closed.

I understand.

But I left my umbrella here earlier.

I was wondering if I could come in and get it.

Oh, money.

He's a hard pill to swallow.

Isn't he, Johnny?

Find the brat.

Can't we just go?

He saw us, idiot.

Look under the table.

Hey, kid.

We're here.

Oh, hello, darling.

So I said, of course, of course, I'd be happy to take my little grandnephew in.

Would you like one, dear? I made them special for you.

I should have told you.

You haven't said much since, uh...

Come to think of it, you haven't said anything since, you know.

Oh, the trauma.

Of course.

I'm going to need to see his living quarters.

Of course. Follow me.

So, as you can see, I have plenty of room.

It's large.

It's clean.

It's livable.

Oh, Lordy.

I should be charging these.

Vile creatures.

Rent.

Follow me.

Now, I know this is not what you're used to, but I can't have

a little boy making all kinds of ruckus in my home while Diana's napping.

Jesus, kid.

Give me something to work with here.

This is your bed.

is off limits.

This doesn't just mean that.

There'll be no exploring.

Do you under...

You're great.

Great Uncle Jerry was an optometrist.

This was his office.

He used to see patients right here.

And now I use this room to store stuff I don't want to look

at anymore.

And well, never mind.

Just don't be going into...

I told you not to.

And don't be giving me any back talk.

I can read minds.

What a beautiful morning.

Would you like some pancakes?

Oh, good girl, Diana.

Would you like some syrup?

Oh, la -di -da.

Early bird gets the worm.

Well, go on. I won't have them coppers accusing me of undernourishing you.

Oh, got that a good will.

You can thank me later.

Hurry along.

If you miss that bus, it goes all the way across the park.

Oh, darling.

I've got to watch my show.

Welcome back to The Amazing Chris Keen Show.

Be sure and tune in for a live extravaganza.

Tickets are going to go fast. There now.

Your great Aunt Tilly doesn't want you to be sad.

My great Aunt Tilly?

Oh, my God.

I see her.

She's standing right beside you.

We've been with you all along.

You see, my dear woman, our loved ones may depart, but they still exist on a

totally different realm.

Thank you.

All right, kid, you know the drill.

Granola bars, celery, and peanut butter.

Billy, what gives?

My mom says I'm a growing boy and I need to eat right.

All right, kid, get out of here before I change my mind.

About what?

Beaten the crap out of you. Now move.

Check it out, guys.

Demi. Followed by Harry Potter.

Hope you didn't cast a spell on her.

You got a magic wand in there?

Beans. You need beans? No one eats beans.

What's your name, four eyes?

Homoseum or geek face?

What are you, some kind of retard?

A vegetable.

Say something.

Shut up.

Manny, what's on your face?

He did it to me.

Mr. Innocent, go get washed up.

You must be Nick.

Come with me.

Your class schedule's set.

Lunch is at 12.

You want my advice?

Stay away from the meatloaf if you want to survive the full night period.

Don't have to be fooled.

Jim's over there.

This is going to be fun.

Okay, class. Settle down.

We have a new student today.

Let's have a warm round of applause for Nick.

Perhaps Nick could tell us a bit about himself.

That's a great idea.

But how about first you tell us what you learned in last night's reading

assignment?

That's what I thought.

Hi.

Don't be scared. I just want to be friends.

I'm Fanny Goldstein from next door. Your aunt asked me to stop in at... I

thought you'd be older.

You're just a little boy.

Sure don't talk much, do you?

That's okay.

Still waters run deep.

You know what that means?

My Milton was fond of them funny expressions.

A writer, go figure.

And let me tell you, that man could talk.

Married 43 years, and there wasn't a day when he didn't yap about everything.

I loved every minute of it.

Open your books to page 78.

Check this out.

You guys know the drill. No talking.

Nick,

hurry up.

Who's a daring freak?

Look under your bed.

What?

The girl kneeling next to you.

She told her to look like you. She said to look under your bed.

You better shut the hell up!

What's going on here?

I didn't do it, I swear.

I don't know what happened.

Really? Hey, I'm being set up.

Manny, you and I are going to have a talk in the principal's office now.

But...

Party's over.

Back inside.

I'm getting real tired of this, Manny. It wasn't me.

Then who pulled the fire alarm?

That new kid, Nick.

He wanted to get me in trouble.

It seems to me like you've had it in for him since he got here.

Congratulations, Manny. You've just earned yourself two weeks all -expense

vacation at home.

What?

Could you please not call my father?

Could you call my mom instead?

We'll see what we can do.

Okay.

I've been looking for my charger for months.

How would you know where it was?

She told me.

Who? The girl. The girl in the chair.

Are you messing with me?

No one told you that was her seat.

No one told you that's where she died.

Right there.

From her epileptic fit.

That we were sisters.

Are you some kind of freak?

No. Are you?

Look, I got a... I don't even know why I came.

Don't go.

Screw this!

You left your... Remember when we took this picture?

When he doesn't forget, Johnny.

Listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

I'll have money for you next week. It's just that business is tight and it's

just me and the boy now.

I'm supposed to break your thumbs tonight.

But I can't do that.

I ain't got it in me.

Man, I hate doing collections.

Thank you.

Just get the money.

Otherwise it's the end for both of us.

You want something?

There's something wrong with them. I need a new one.

Glory be, he talks.

I knew you were faking it all along.

No.

They look perfectly fine to me.

Not a scratch on them.

They make me see things.

What kind of things?

People. People who aren't there.

Nonsense.

I just want to waste my money is all.

No, you don't understand.

Listen, Mr.

Chatterbox. I told you I won't stand for any backtalk.

Nick, fetch me that blanket before Diana catches a chill.

Nick? The blanket?

But...

Hey, I was called, but my cell phone's MIA. You're not letting me in.

Is this where you live?

I know, it's pretty.

Awesome.

What? Are you kidding me?

You get to come down here all alone? Nobody up your ass every three seconds?

I guess.

Is that your dad?

Wasn't gonna hurt it.

If you're here to mess with me and report back to your boyfriend... Manny's

my boyfriend.

Did... Did she say anything else?

Look, Nick, everyone always thought she was so innocent.

But I'll miss Sunshine for her awesome grades and her flurry dresses.

She didn't have any fault.

Not for a minute.

So the thing about Ashley...

That no one knows if she loved causing trouble the way Keeks IQ loved being

weird.

Nothing to say about her, whether she did it dead or alive.

The gun surprised me.

I think she pulled the alarm.

Figured.

I know what it's like to lose someone you love.

One day was pasta night. Whatever kind of pasta I'd want, you'd make it a daily

special.

And you're telling me this why?

I don't know.

Well, thanks for sharing.

Look, Demi, I get that you're hurting, and you miss your sister and all. Look,

you don't know anything about me or my sister, okay? So drop it.

I need a cruise.

Sure. Thanks for coming over.

Whatever. I had nothing better to do.

Hello?

What kind of message?

He says he's fine and safe.

He's not mad that you ate the last piece of apple pie the other day.

But he does wish you weren't dating.

Uh, I have to go.

Whiskers?

Whiskers, where are you?

Tough night?

Nick, can you please come back with us?

Sure.

Tell Demi that lip ring looks silly.

Nick, do you see her?

And those shoes? Epic fail.

Nick, what's she saying?

Nothing. Spill it. What did she say?

She likes you.

Nothing.

Come on, Nick. Tell me. Come on, Nick. Tell her.

She said your shoes are epic. Nick, is that me?

What else? What else did she say?

Kiss her.

That's it. Nothing else.

You sure about this?

Well, they would taste better cooked, but we ain't got time for a four -course

meal. Vince, you know what I mean.

Returning to the scene of the... here?

We gotta get a read -off of that kid, so he can't point us out at a trial.

They won't have nothing to charge us with if he's out of the picture.

Just how do you suppose we're going to find him?

He could be anywhere.

Errol, you're a genius.

Thank you for staying.

Is something bothering you?

Is everything okay at home?

Goodness, I'm so clumsy.

Have you made any friends here?

I know what it's like to be lonely.

Believe it or not, when I was your age, I had trouble making friends too.

It's true.

When I was a little girl, I didn't have very many kids that I could play with.

My parents moved around a lot, and I was an only child like you.

So sometimes I would pretend I had imaginary friends or a sister.

And sometimes I would whisper secrets to her.

And sometimes I would even write letters to her.

All to convince myself that I wasn't so lonely after all.

Did you ever pretend like that, Nick?

Nah, maybe you're too old for that stuff.

Wow, listen to me. You must think I'm pretty cuckoo.

Wait, Nick, are you laughing at me?

No.

What did you just say?

I wasn't laughing.

Oh my goodness, you're speaking.

This is great news. When did this happen?

Miss Buczek?

Yeah?

You used to have a stapler.

It looked like a cookie.

Well, it might be in your bottom drawer, way, way in the back.

Oh, hey.

Nick, how did you know about the stapler? I've been looking for it

I should go.

I don't want to miss my bus.

Miss me much?

I don't want any trouble.

He speaks.

The retard knows how to talk after all.

I hear you've been hanging out with Demi.

We're friends.

I don't even know if we're friends.

Losers don't have friends.

Losers get beat down.

Go away.

Make me.

If you would ask me that as a young girl, I would have told you to get your

examined.

But now, ever since milk is passing, sometimes I swear I smell it.

Here is laughter.

Oh, excuse me, excuse me.

So I've known for some time she talks to me. Her name is Diana.

Fascinating. Wait, wait, wait. There's more.

She has a soul of a real child.

But it's usually because she's, well, you know, wet or hungry or something

that...

I

want to see my great -aunt Lottie.

I'm trying to talk to my grandma.

I want to see if my dad and mom are together in heaven.

I want to talk to my dead grandmama.

And you, ma 'am, what brings you here today?

I think you're full of it. You and your whole operation here.

I see.

Well, you may have fooled my friend there with the doll, but not me. I know

you operate, selling invisible products to vulnerable people.

Then why exactly are you here?

I tagged along. I've seen you on TV, and I thought that maybe... Oh, never mind.

We will do our best.

Sensitive man.

Yeah, he's coming through.

I ain't waiting on no man.

Sorry.

Wait.

I see her.

It's your grandma.

Yeah. That's her, all right.

Lovely woman.

She's walking over.

She only got but one leg.

Yes.

Yes, I see that.

And which leg is it then that's missing?

It's her... her... Well?

Oh, I'm sorry. We're going to have to cut for a commercial break.

That little boy saw her clear as day. Said she wanted to thank me for doing a

damn good job taking care of her gardenia.

Hey,

was it 1121 or 1211?

I don't know, Vince.

You know I'm not good at math. That's not math, you idiot.

Well, you know, numbers?

What did you bring to your dress book?

I don't like to carry books.

They make me look stupid.

Hey, Finn, maybe that kid knows what's going on around here. You hear him? What

do I keep saying? Genius.

You're a genius.

Hey, kid, you know there's a school around here?

Why would I tell you?

Why should you tell me?

Why should you?

You see this girl?

This kid's got it.

We're looking for another kid.

Skinny kid with glasses.

Looks kind of like Harry... Ow!

Harry Potter?

Yeah. Is he in trouble?

You bet.

Ow! I think I know where you could find him.

Vernon, something's happening.

What's in the scene?

Make it louder.

I don't understand.

Of course you don't. That's why you're my assistant.

And my name's on the marquee, and yours isn't.

Sometimes spirits are drawn to an object.

A talisman, if you will.

This can be a person or a thing.

And then that thing becomes a conduit to the messages.

And the ghost?

They gather far and near and are drawn to it.

What does this have to do with the little boy?

He's the talisman.

Or an object he has.

You know, I have been trying all my life to harness the power

of the spirit world.

And this urchin comes along and grabs it right from under me. Maybe he cannot

help it.

He knows exactly what he's doing. A little squid.

We must act quick.

Once word gets out, all the ghosts will gather.

They will protect him.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

We have a special guest here today.

A man that's been to the other side and beyond.

and come back to us, a man simply known as Johnny.

Well, thank you. Please, please, thank you.

So, Johnny, tell me, tell us, what's it like up there?

Well, Chris, it was surreal, unimaginable, not like anything you

envision.

No puffy clouds or people walking around with angel wings or blue skies or the

smell of roses.

So you've seen Elvis and Michael?

Well, no, but I'm sure, I'm sure he's up there.

Both of them. In case, you know, you go back, can you give them a message?

A message?

Yeah. I've got this big client. He's willing to put up a... Serious amount...

Never mind. We'll talk about that later after the show.

So, Johnny, about Heaven, you were saying?

Well, I wasn't.

I was done.

So you've seen the man.

The head honcho.

The CEO of it all.

You mean... Yeah, I mean the big G -man himself.

Not personally, no.

But I'm sure he's up there watching over us all.

Hey, Johnny. In case, you know, can you say hi to him and give him a message

from me directly?

You're really pushing it, Craig.

So, it was everything you imagined, right?

Soft, cozy, like you never wanted to leave.

Well, I guess if I could...

To see my son one last time.

And, uh... Have him... Be the perfect place.

But I... I had to... I had to come back to let him...

Right.

Well, that's all for today, folks. I want to thank you for coming. I want to

thank Johnny.

The amazing Chris can show.

Bye -bye.

B. Very good, Nick.

Seven. Answer is B.

Vince, is that him?

No, that's just the skinny kid with glasses.

What about that one?

That's a girl.

What, are you blind?

How do you remember stuff so well?

I remember the corner thing.

Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, ma 'am.

I noticed that you two have been standing here for quite a while, and I

maybe I could assist you in some way.

Oh, we're just standing here.

And for what reason?

Uh, my life partner and I have just adopted, and we're simply looking for a

school that's best suited for our child.

Oh, I see.

He's kind of gangly looking with glasses.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Do you have any kids like that here?

What I mean is, do you think our child will fit in here?

I think your child will fit in just fine.

Our nephew goes here and he recommended the school to us.

On the board, Nick.

Yeah. Great, Nick.

Big sports fans.

What's your child's name?

Jim. Susan.

Susan Chim.

Asian kid. Real smart.

I think you two had better leave now.

Yes, ma 'am.

100%, Nick. That's exceptional.

Has anyone seen my sharpener?

Nick has it.

I'm not trying to jump to conclusions here, but we already had some unexpected

visitors today, and you're a grown man.

This is a school.

Do you even have a... any children who are enrolled here?

Well, no, I don't.

Then what were you doing in the bushes?

Eh... Have you ever heard of the amazing Chris Kidd?

Well, who hasn't? I'm a huge fan.

Why are you asking?

Well, because I'm one of the producers of the show, and I was just wondering,

like, you and I could get the class into the studio?

Like a food trip?

Chris Kidd has always loved kids, and he would be more than happy to have your

kids around.

That would be awesome.

Why do you do that?

Felt like it.

Nick, you were right.

What? And you said I missed her.

Can you keep a secret?

So you, like, totally see dead people?

Like, not just my sister, but everyone?

Everywhere?

You must think I'm a total freak.

I do.

That's so cool.

How do you do it?

It's not me.

So you're like a Texan that's in service for the great beyond.

Hey, maybe I know.

He wants us to call his daughter, Marnie.

He's proud of her, how she's taking care of her younger sister, Melanie.

Whoa, Miss Butch, this is an amazing studio.

Thank you that we were able to set up this walkthrough today.

You know, the school board is always very concerned with what the kids will

seeing on the field trips.

Of course, I completely understand.

Well, here's the backstage area of the studio. This is never what the audience

sees, but this is where everything happens.

And down the hall is the dressing room.

Will we not disturb anyone?

No, the only one who you send is Craig. I mean, Chris can.

Or a special guest, if we have one.

It's amazing how cyclical it all is.

What do you mean?

Well, we both help people.

I help them at the beginning of life, you help them deal with loss. I help at

the beginning, you help at the end.

It's cyclical if you're into all that spiritual stuff.

How I could work with Chris, can it not be?

What is this junk?

I thought you said he was an eye doctor.

That's what my aunt said.

What kind of eye doctor has all this Frankenstein stuff?

You said... It's the glasses, right?

Well, maybe if we find out more about them, we can learn how to use them.

How?

I don't know.

Somebody must know something.

Mrs. Goldstein has been their neighbor for forever.

Come on, let's go.

What? I don't want them to see me.

Who?

Them? Outside?

I got it.

Trust me. Give me your hand.

Take off your glasses.

Come on, hurry up.

Bingo! What?

He's being chased.

There's no one there.

That's what you think.

This kid is the key to our illustrious life, and if we can harness his

abilities...

You'd be rich and powerful.

And you?

Yes.

You, my dear Vernon, would work for the most powerful psychic in the whole

world.

Good, eh?

I love lasagna. It was my dad's specialty.

Bet you'll never guess who made it.

Milton.

He loved cooking, and he loved storing them even more.

Left me a whole freezer full of food.

Every so often when I got lonely, I'd take out a tin and pop it in the oven,

boom, it's like being with Milton all over again.

Do you know anything about the man who used to live in my aunt's house?

Jerry?

What happened to him?

What happens to all of us sooner or later.

Although for some of us, sooner's better than later.

Poor guy was haunted.

Him and your aunt, they tried to have kids for years on their own.

Back then, there wasn't any fancy way to do it. No optimums and all that.

Then, incredibly, your aunt got pregnant.

I never seen the two of them so happy.

What happened?

The worst thing you can imagine.

Oh. Neither of them ever got over it.

Your aunt retreated into her own world.

And Jerry, he shut down his practice and spent the rest of his life tinkering.

What was he doing?

Well, trying to create something to help people ease the pain of losing someone

they loved.

Of course, back then we all thought he was crazy.

But then one night when we were all half in the bag, he made a confession.

He said he figured it out.

Figured what out?

A way that people who were hurting inside could see the people that they

most of all.

He said he created a pair of magic goggles.

How'd you guess that?

What happened?

I called him a crazy drunk and told him to go to sleep.

No, it was an invention.

Who knows?

Poor guy had a heart attack the next day. But... After that, Edna locked up

office and...

He wouldn't let no one go in there for love or money.

She buried him in the backyard and went a little... The glasses, did he tell you

how to work them or to shut them off?

You're the crazy old man, Nick. There's no glasses.

But what if there were?

He said they couldn't be destroyed like energy.

They could only be transferred to the right person or something like that.

Oh, finally.

I was about to call out the National Guard. Come here, Nick. We have company.

Oh, Nick.

Your Aunt Edna's told me a lot about you.

No need to be so formal.

You can call me amazing.

Would you like some cookie?

I'm afraid he's not a real big talker. Here, let me.

Mr. Criskin wants to do a special show

about me and my Diana.

Oh, well, and about you two.

Sometimes we see spirits in the place of their demise.

Other times, we find them wandering, their wretched souls searching for a way

impart one last missive on those they've left behind.

And then there are those spirits that manifest their messages one last time

on others through the wind.

Through objects and otherworldly creatures.

Your auntie's been telling us about her doll.

And it's just fascinating.

I was wondering, does Diana ever talk to you?

What I meant, Nick.

Well, your aunt obviously has incredible psychic ability.

I thought it might run in the family.

Oh, Lord, no.

The boy's no relation of mine.

My dearly departed husband, Jerry.

Well, that's all the blood the boy has left.

Christine, let's go.

What I meant was...

I thought maybe the lad had picked up on your abilities.

Who could resist such charm?

Of course.

Nick, are you feeling sleepy as you stare into my eyes and

think about counting backwards?

Five.

Now then, do you now or have you ever seen or spoken to ghosts?

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Do you understand the ability to communicate with spirits who dwell in

afterlife as a divine gift?

The ghost, Nick.

Don't try to pretend you haven't.

Tell me now how you do it.

Tell me.

And I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Tell me, Nick.

And I'll take you away from all of this.

You can live in luxury.

And you'll be famous.

And I'll tell you where your father is.

I'll even do better than that.

I'll take you to him.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.

We've wasted enough time here.

What about Diana?

It's just a dolly.

Here's what comes for our live show next week.

I hope you can make it.

Are you okay?

He's right, isn't he?

She's just a doll.

That Christian, he doesn't know everything. I think...

I think if you feel her inside your heart, then maybe she's still there.

Aunt Edna, if Uncle Jerry was here, I think he would say, you don't have to be

sad about your lost baby anymore.

He'd maybe say that she's grown up in heaven, and she's a beautiful young

She has your eyes and your smile.

He might say that you'll meet her one day, but not for a while.

I've been punishing you for being a child.

Just not the right child.

It's okay.

Would you like to move upstairs?

I've decided it's time to clean out the nursery.

Nah, I'm good.

Are you hungry?

Are you sure about this?

Yeah, I mean, technically, I guess I still own it.

No, I mean, this is what happened, right?

Then won't he be here?

Who? Your father. I mean, whatever these things are, they seem to hang out where

they died. Or at least close to it. My dad's not dead.

What?

What do you mean he's not dead?

He's in a coma.

Coma? They told me to forget about him, the social workers, and whoever.

They said it was the best that way, because even though he was alive, he

really.

I kept asking them where he was, but no one would tell me anything.

That sucks.

After a while, I just stopped talking. I figured no one was going to tell me

anyway.

But here's the most messed up part.

Ever since I found these stupid things,

I would just hope that he would die.

Why?

Just so maybe I could see him again.

Let me make you something to eat.

Thanks for tonight, Nick.

Here, I want you to have this.

I can't.

I'm going to waste some other time.

Tomorrow, you and me are going into town.

Why? You'll see.

Whiskers? Whiskers, where are you?

Whiskers?

Who's here?

You didn't really think you fooled me, did you?

Nicely done.

Props to you.

Are you going to behave?

What do you want?

Playing dumb again, are we?

There's a thousand people out there.

We. The amazing Chriskin.

To blow their freaking minds.

I don't understand.

You have, as they say, mad skills.

Don't squander them.

Think of all the good you could do.

Think of all the bad you could do.

You could blackmail presidents.

Extort world leaders.

You could even have your own reality show.

I can't.

Silly lad. Of course you can.

You were saying?

It's not me. It's the glasses.

Your glasses?

They're magic.

These glasses are magic?

Not these. Another pair.

At my house. Under my pillow. Vernon, what are you doing here? You're supposed

to be prepping the audience.

What are you doing?

Exactly what I need to do.

Have you lost your mind?

On the contrary.

I've never been more lucid.

Now, enough of this cock and bull story.

Magic glasses?

Like the kind you find in the back of a comic book?

No, you gotta believe me.

Take this kid back to the green room.

This is gonna be my biggest night of my life.

And I don't want anything to screw it up.

Not him, and not you.

I want.

You will.

You will.

Or you can forget about the spinoff we talked about.

Understand?

And Bert!

Don't mess this up.

Come on, let's go.

Why are you helping me?

You don't understand.

You're just a kid.

I can't.

If that goes, then that's how we meet.

Not this way.

I won't do it.

What happened to me? We'll have to tell us later. We have to go. So, I was on my

way to the show, and my car got a flat tire.

And these kind gentlemen, they helped me fix it. And since I had extra tickets,

I invited them to the show.

That's what men.

Hello, Sherlock.

You're not leaving so soon, are you? I got a seat reserved for you in the VIP.

Afraid you didn't have to catch it in reruns.

Here's your fortune.

The end good.

Why are those guys after you?

I'm the only witness.

If they kill me, there'll be no proof that they shot my dad, and they'll go

free.

So where to?

What is it? I told Crispin.

You had to.

He protected me.

Warriors. Beat it, Manny.

Thought I told you not to mess with my girl.

I'm not your girl, asshat.

Don't mind, Demi. This is between us men.

I don't see any men around here. Just a bunch of stupid little boys.

Get the hell out of here, Manny.

Well, look who grew a pair.

Good thing, too. I don't beat up girls.

Just leave us alone.

What are you going to do about it, geek face?

Who's next?

Come on, Demi.

This is what the kid wrote?

Yeah, this has to be here.

Hey, Vince!

I think I got it.

Excuse me. Can I help you?

Can I help you, gentlemen?

No, thank you. We don't need any help from you.

You look lost. Maybe I can help you find your way.

We're safe. We're fine.

I already called the authorities.

So I suggest...

Dustin! Ah,

jeez,

Ben. The geyser's croaking.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Whiskers? Nick, come on.

Hey, you're not supposed to be here.

I'm... We're her grandkids.

Our parents said they would meet us at the hospital.

Okay, you can ride with us.

I'm here, Mrs.

Goldstein.

What's wrong?

They're everywhere.

Just pretend you don't see them.

It's hard.

Stay strong. They'll get you out of this.

We went down the hall.

Nick?

Nick?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad!

Dad?

Dad, if you can hear me, please say something.

Dad?

Dad, I'm never going to say, oh, sorry.

I'm letting him in.

I'm not running out like he told me to.

Everything that happened...

It was all my fault.

It's not your fault.

Dad!

It was love.

It was love all along, son.

I'll wake up.

Goodbye, Dad.

I love you so much.

I love you too, son.

Wait, I heard that!

Dad?

Yes! Yes!

What are you doing in here?

No, Dad.

No, you can't be in here! Call security right now!

Dad, I'll be back!

Now be cool.

No need to make a scene.

Thank you for meeting me here.

I know this isn't where these things are usually hashed out.

Since Milton passed away, I haven't really known what to do with myself or

money he left me. When your son came, I started to think, maybe this is it.

Maybe I'm supposed to take care of this boy.

You were dead at the time for all I knew.

No offense.

Oh, no. None taken.

So I figured, if I invest in the restaurant, it's the same thing as

your son and you.

Milton would have liked that.

And since I wasn't given to join him for good at the time, I feel it's the right

thing to do.

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate what you've done for us, and

really plan to pay back every penny with it. Oh, that's not what this is about.

I trust you.

Thank you.

It's pretty weird to think that for a while we were both dead.

Yes, it is.

Hey, now, get out of here. I don't want to make you late for a very important

date. Right. Listen, I'm going the same way so I could give you a ride if you'd

like. Thanks, but I'm going to stay here for a while longer.

Well, thank you again.

Bye.

Bye.

Miss Buczek?

Yes.

Hi, Nick's my father. I mean, I'm Nick's father.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you.

You've been through quite an ordeal.

Yes, to say the least.

You have quite an impressive young man.

I'd like to thank you for all you've done for Nick since I was, well, not

present. It was my privilege to get to know him.

He tells me you're quite the cook.

I'd like to.

Well...

Wednesday night is pasta night, and to show my appreciation, of course.

Well, it's just Nick thinks very highly of you.

I'd love to.

Oh, okay, so you know where the restaurant is? Yes, Nick told me. Okay,

great. Well, then I'll see you there then, yes?

I'll see you there.

Okay, it was my pleasure.

It was a pleasure to meet you, too.

Bye -bye.

In strange but true news, two escaped felons were picked up by police at a

hospital with mysterious bruises they claim were inflicted by ghosts.

Sounds like somebody pissed off Casper.

Hi, miss.

Hello, sir.

Where might I find the head shop?

One moment. We'll be out in a minute.

You're here.

You seem surprised.

No, well, it's just, wow, you look good.

Thanks, so do you.

Well, your restaurant looks great anyways.

You ready?

One hour review.

to you too.

I'll check on you later.

Ashley, I miss you.

Take good care of me, okay?

If there's anyone they would like to hear a message.

So what'd she say in the classroom?

Oh, how we make a cute couple.

What'd she really say?

She told me where she hid my cell phone.

After being outed as a fraud, the psychic formerly known as the Amazing

has traded in his crystal ball for a spatula.

Well, I guess you didn't see that one coming.

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