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I am a rich man.
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You're bar mitzvah bonds.
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Wow.
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What are you gonna do with the money?
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I'm just kicking around
some investment strategies.
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I figure I'll put my money to work for me.
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Yeah, you have any ideas?
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$5,000.
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I could buy myself a farm, get a
couple of chickens, and lay my own eggs.
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Well, actually, I was
wondering if you had any ideas.
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Me?
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Well, in my opinion.
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Well, when I say you, I
mean you or you and Richard.
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Or just Richard.
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Martin, if you wanna know what
Richard does with his money, why don't you
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just ask me?
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I don't.
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But now that you're
bringing up, what stocks
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does Richard own,
just out of curiosity?
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No, no, no. Richard doesn't
invest in the stock market anymore.
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You know, back when he was raising
money for his hospital, he had sort of a
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bad experience.
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Took a beating, huh?
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No.
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When he sold his portfolio, he
inadvertently triggered the '87 crash.
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I should have known better.
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Well, that was informative.
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Well, I hope I've been helpful.
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Oh, very.
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Yeah, thanks a million, okay?
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And bye-bye now.
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So long, Judith.
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Okay.
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I know just how you feel.
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About what?
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This whole investment thing.
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You got awful big ears for a small guy.
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Kind of makes your head spin, don't it?
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Like a top.
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What if I told you there was a
number you could call for investment
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advice that would double your money?
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Like that.
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Really?
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What's the number?
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There is no number.
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That's my point.
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What are you talking about?
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There is no number yet.
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That's where I come in.
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1-900-555-TIPS, home of
the hottest stock tips in town.
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Extra, extra.
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Read all about it.
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How's the mail coming in?
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Look, Martin, I'm telling you,
these numbers are like gold mines.
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If I charge a dollar
a minute, I'll be
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a millionaire in like
a million minutes.
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Toby, you can't just start a business.
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First of all, where are you
going to get the money?
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That's where you come in.
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Pardon me?
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Well, I hear you're looking for an
investment, and since you're a good
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friend, I'll let you in on the
ground floor for, say, $5,000?
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That's very generous, but no thanks.
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Hey, come on, Martin.
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In 11 years, have I ever
asked you for anything?
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Yes, yes, all the time.
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Well, then this is my
chance to do something for you.
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Thank you, but I'm not interested.
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Toby, could we just drop this, please?
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You know what the trouble with you is?
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You got no vision.
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If you would have invested that
quarter in my business, it'd be worth 50
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cents at no time.
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Instead of a pack of gum, you could
be buying M&Ms or potato steaks.
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Hey, I took a seminar.
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I got my business plans, my budget.
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I even got an expert from the Columbia
Business School to work the phones.
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No, that's not what I mean.
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I mean, it's not a bad idea, actually.
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It's a matter of business sense.
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Some people have it, and some people don't.
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I just don't think this is right for you.
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Oh, why not?
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Come on, Martin.
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Give me a chance.
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For just pennies a day, you
could make a difference in my life.
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I could be someone.
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Walk tall and proud.
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Please, won't you help?
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Look into my eyes.
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I'm afraid to.
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Toby, I -- Please, Martin.
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Look deeper.
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You won't regret this.
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And don't worry.
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From now on, you're out of the loop.
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I'll make all the decisions.
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You'll be the silent partner.
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You just sit back, relax,
leave the driving to Toby.
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Actually, feel free to keep me informed.
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After all, I have a little more
experience in the business world,
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and I'd hate to see you --
Run us all into bankruptcy.
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Struggle unnecessarily.
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Okay.
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We'll see.
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I really appreciate this.
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Thanks for believing in me, Martin.
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As I always say, fellas, doing
a good deed is rewarding itself.
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I like that.
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This isn't going to bounce, is it?
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What do you think you're doing?
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Making a phone call.
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Not at my time.
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I don't pay you to make personal calls.
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Pay me?
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You haven't paid me in two weeks.
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Hey, look, I told you I'm
having a little cash flow trouble.
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That's all.
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You know what?
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Fuck this.
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I'm out of here.
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Hey, wait.
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How about instead of a salary,
I'll give you 5% of the profits?
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I can make more money selling my blood.
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Oh, fine.
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Leave.
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Hey, who needs you?
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See if I give you any references.
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555 tips?
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How does tips attack?
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Toby, hi.
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It's Judith.
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I heard about your service,
and I thought I'd try it out.
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Oh, so did Martin put you up to this?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Anyway, I have some
money I'd like to invest.
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So is there someone
that I could speak to?
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Well, that would be me.
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Okay.
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I'm interested in a low-risk
stock with high-growth potential.
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How much money are we talking about?
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It's $300,000.
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Oh.
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Did I say 100,000?
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Wishful thinking.
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I meant 3,000.
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Would that be in
big bills or 5s and 10s?
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It's in the bank.
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Well, that sounds good to me.
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Of course, that's just my opinion.
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Get more specifics.
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Yeah.
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Any specific stocks or
companies you could recommend?
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Hello?
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I'm thinking.
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Uh, $3,000.
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You know, if you're interested, I
am always looking for investors.
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Whoops.
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There's the door.
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I got to go.
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Thanks so much.
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Good night.
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Well, easy come, easy go.
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Well, I don't want
to clear everything up.
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You are transported.
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Morning, Toby.
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How's the business going?
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You spoke to Judith, didn't you?
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Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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What are you doing
giving investment advice?
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It was a one-time thing.
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The phone was ringing off the hooks.
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It was a pendulum.
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Oh, yeah?
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What happened to your expert from Columbia?
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He was at lunch.
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Lunch?
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Really?
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At 8.15 P.M.?
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Who are you, dragnet?
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Yes, ma'am.
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No.
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Don't worry.
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I got it out of control.
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How many calls have you had?
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Oh, scads.
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Put it down.
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Can you give me a number?
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A hundred?
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No.
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Twenty?
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No.
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Six?
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126.
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You're a liar.
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Okay.
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You're obviously having some problems.
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I'm going to go down there tonight
and I'm going to straighten things out.
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No.
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Forget it.
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Toby, I put $5,000 in this business.
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You're the silent partner.
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Why am I still hearing you?
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I think I have the right
to protect my investment.
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No, you don't.
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Why not?
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Let me explain with
the hypothetical analogy.
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Pretend that instead
of investing in my
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business, you invested
in a button company.
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We make all kinds of buttons.
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Big buttons, small buttons, red
buttons, green buttons, round buttons.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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It's a button company.
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Okay.
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Now pretend that this button company,
instead of making buttons, is a small
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telephone business.
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What?
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Mine.
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Uh-huh.
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Is that making it any clearer to you?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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What does this have to do with buttons?
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I think you're missing the point.
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Which is?
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Which is get off my back.
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I am perfectly capable of
running my business myself.
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Look, Toby -- >>
No, I don't want to hear it.
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At 555 tips, I'm the boss.
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You got it?
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Now at Mike's Zone, you're the boss.
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So if you want me to make copies
or get your coffee, that is my job and I
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will do it gladly.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Could you make me a
copy of the Levine file?
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Do it yourself.
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555 tips.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I'm not going to do it.
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555 tips.
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Home of the hottest tips in town.
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What are you wearing?
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What do you care what I'm wearing?
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Are you wearing rubber panties?
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No.
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What are you, some kind of freak?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm a freak.
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Well, stick your head in the oven.
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Maybe I should.
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Should I take my inner pants off first?
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That doesn't.
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I'm calling the cops.
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Wait a minute.
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Isn't this the S&M chat line?
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S&M chat line?
275
00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:09,000
I'm sorry.
276
00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,000
Wrong number.
277
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,000
Wait.
278
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,000
Wait.
279
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:13,000
Wait.
280
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,000
Don't hang up.
281
00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:15,000
Yes.
282
00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:16,000
S&M chat line?
283
00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:17,000
Oh.
284
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:20,000
So, where were we?
285
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,000
Well, you want some pain?
286
00:11:22,003 --> 00:11:23,000
Yes.
287
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,000
Oh, yes.
288
00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:26,000
Okay.
289
00:11:26,003 --> 00:11:29,000
Bend your fingers back.
290
00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,000
Hard.
291
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,000
Oh!
292
00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:32,000
Oh!
293
00:11:32,003 --> 00:11:33,000
Oh!
294
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,000
Oh!
295
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:37,000
Now bang your funny bone on the table.
296
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,000
Oh!
297
00:11:38,003 --> 00:11:39,000
Again!
298
00:11:39,003 --> 00:11:40,000
Not so funny, is it?
299
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,000
Oh, hurt me.
300
00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:43,000
Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me.
301
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,000
Oh, yes.
302
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,000
Oh, I love you, Mommy.
303
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:46,000
Oh!
304
00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:47,000
Should I keep going?
305
00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:48,000
No.
306
00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,000
I'm finished.
307
00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:50,000
Thank you.
308
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,000
Okay.
309
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:54,000
Nice talking to you.
310
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,000
Gina?
311
00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:56,000
It's Toby.
312
00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:59,000
It's Sister Toby.
313
00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:00,000
Look.
314
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,000
I got an idea.
315
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:09,000
For my, by the way,
the number is 4751550.
316
00:12:09,003 --> 00:12:10,000
Hi.
317
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,000
What's your question?
318
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:12,000
Hi.
319
00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:13,000
I'm Yanko from Queens.
320
00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:17,000
I would like Virginia to please
reveal her secrets for acting success.
321
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,000
Oh, sure.
322
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,000
Delightful.
323
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,000
Delovely.
324
00:12:20,003 --> 00:12:21,000
Delicious.
325
00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:22,000
Okay.
326
00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:25,000
So here's where your
interview technique's different.
327
00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:27,000
You never lick your guest nipples.
328
00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:29,000
He's not on the app.
329
00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:31,000
Oh, really?
330
00:12:31,003 --> 00:12:32,000
What do you mean?
331
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,000
Another smile, Faith.
332
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,000
Hey, look, man.
333
00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:36,000
Your mom's on TV.
334
00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:38,000
What are you, 12?
335
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,000
I'm Lola.
336
00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:41,000
Call me and I'll teach you a lesson.
337
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,000
Ow.
338
00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:43,000
Get him.
339
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,000
Get him.
340
00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:46,000
Oh, man.
341
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,000
Wait a minute.
342
00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,000
Wait a minute.
343
00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:49,000
Look.
344
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,000
There's your sister.
345
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,000
Get out of here.
346
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,000
I'm Ginger.
347
00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:55,000
And I'll get you so hot,
your head'll explode.
348
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:56,000
Oh, really?
349
00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:57,000
Whoa.
350
00:12:57,003 --> 00:12:59,000
Just call.
351
00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:02,000
I'm Toby and I got an attitude.
352
00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:04,000
I got the kinky ass.
353
00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:05,000
Oh, thank you.
354
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:06,000
Holy shit.
355
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:09,000
Call 1-900-555-Whips.
356
00:13:09,003 --> 00:13:11,000
You'll be sorry it did.
357
00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:13,000
Dial now or else.
358
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:14,000
495 a minute.
359
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:15,000
See how blessed one you are.
360
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,000
You asshole.
361
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,000
You didn't tell me it was
a phone sex business.
362
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,000
Shut up.
363
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,000
Whoa.
364
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:27,000
Hello?
365
00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:29,000
A phone sex line?
366
00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:31,000
Now you're running a phone sex line?
367
00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:32,000
No, no.
368
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:34,000
I'm not running --
Don't give me that.
369
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:35,000
I just saw Toby on TV.
370
00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:37,000
How can you support that?
371
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,000
That smut.
372
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:40,000
Have you no morals, no decency?
373
00:13:40,003 --> 00:13:44,000
Judith, what are you doing
watching the Naked Channel?
374
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:49,000
I -- I -- I -- I love
-- I wasn't watching.
375
00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:53,000
I was just, you know, flipping
through the channels and -- Uh-oh.
376
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,000
Call waiting.
377
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:55,000
Got to go.
378
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:58,000
I --
379
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,000
What are you doing?
380
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,000
Just a second.
381
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:02,000
Oh, yeah.
382
00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:03,000
Hi.
383
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:06,000
My name is Martin and
I've been very naughty.
384
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,000
Give me that, Betty.
385
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,000
Hang it off.
386
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:09,000
Hang off the phone.
387
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:11,000
Well, it seems I -- I
can't stop touching myself.
388
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,000
Betty.
389
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:13,000
Eddie.
390
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,000
Uh, what?
391
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:16,000
You're going to do what?
392
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:17,000
Really?
393
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,000
Well, I could really get into that.
394
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:22,000
Hey, what's that bulge in your pocket?
395
00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:24,000
Give me that.
396
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:27,000
I want to talk to Toby.
397
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,000
Hi.
398
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:30,000
I'm not getting your hat.
399
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,000
Gina, is that you?
400
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,000
I won't be anybody you want me to be.
401
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,000
This is Martin, Martin Tupper.
402
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:38,000
I want to talk to Toby right now.
403
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,000
Well, she's busy.
404
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,000
Why?
405
00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:43,000
I ought to -- I'd be
happy to finish you off.
406
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,000
No, no, no.
407
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:45,000
I don't want to be finished off.
408
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:46,000
Okay.
409
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:47,000
Have it your way.
410
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,000
Thank you for calling.
411
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:54,000
555 Weeks.
412
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,000
Home and the heart is whipped and down.
413
00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:58,000
Toby, what the hell is going on?
414
00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,000
I do not approve of this.
415
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:01,000
Tough nuggies.
416
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,000
Fuck.
417
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,000
555 Weeks.
418
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
419
00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:09,000
Do not hang up, Toby.
420
00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:10,000
You and I need to talk.
421
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,000
Sorry.
422
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:14,000
Wrong number.
423
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:16,000
Never trust a telephone.
424
00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,000
Come yourself.
425
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,000
I'm going down there.
426
00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:19,000
Lock up for me, will you?
427
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,000
Hey, no problem.
428
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,000
Uh, Martin, Martin.
429
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,000
What?
430
00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:25,000
The phone.
431
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:34,000
Uh, yeah, hi.
432
00:15:34,003 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm naked.
433
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:42,524
Yes, I'll bite the
inside of your cheek,
434
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:44,000
you know, like you
was chewing something.
435
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:47,000
Yeah, I'm six feet tall.
436
00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:48,000
How's that?
437
00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:51,000
I'm going to fuck you
so hard, I'll get you pregnant.
438
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:56,000
Five, seven, 110 pounds,
long blonde hand, I'm a cheerleader.
439
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,000
Want some head?
440
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:01,000
Oh, Martin, what's another word for penis?
441
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,000
The gold ink shrimp.
442
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:07,000
Excuse me, Toby.
443
00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:09,000
So did you like my commercial?
444
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,000
Do you have a minute, please?
445
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,000
I'm kind of the customer.
446
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,000
I don't care.
447
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:14,000
Hang up that phone right now.
448
00:16:14,003 --> 00:16:16,000
Martin, please, give me a break.
449
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:18,000
I'm trying to create a mood here.
450
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:21,000
Oh, oh, oh.
451
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:24,000
Take over online, too, would you, ma?
452
00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:31,000
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
453
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,000
It's all right, she didn't bark.
454
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:34,000
What are you doing here?
455
00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:36,000
What am I doing?
456
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,000
What are you doing?
457
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,000
I'm trying to run a company here.
458
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:41,000
Yes, yes, I know, a phone sex company.
459
00:16:41,003 --> 00:16:43,000
Oh, and you got some
kind of problem with that?
460
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,000
As a matter of fact, I do, yes.
461
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:48,000
I refuse to support this or
any other kind of pornography.
462
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, really?
463
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,000
Then why were you
watching the Naked Channel?
464
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:56,000
I wasn't watching, I was
just flipping through the channels.
465
00:16:56,003 --> 00:17:00,000
Oh, so now since you're a crusader,
should I get rid of the pence house
466
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:01,000
in your desk?
467
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:05,000
Look, morality aside, you
had no right to change the format.
468
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:07,000
I gave you that money
for an investment hotline.
469
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,000
Not this.
470
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,000
We tried your method
and it went down the toilet.
471
00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:12,000
Who do you mean my method?
472
00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:14,000
What's your idea?
473
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:17,000
Hey, Told, I got a
guy in a diaper on three.
474
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,000
Can you take it?
475
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:23,000
Give it to Aunt Vera.
476
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:26,000
How's that?
477
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,000
You know, why can't
you give me any credit?
478
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,000
You should be thanking me.
479
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,000
We're finally making money.
480
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:31,000
I don't care.
481
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,000
I don't care how much money we're making.
482
00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:35,000
Well, then you're not a very
smart business man, are you?
483
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:39,000
Look, either you give me back
my money or you do what I say.
484
00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:40,000
You know what the trouble with you is?
485
00:17:40,003 --> 00:17:42,000
You can't take it that I'm in charge.
486
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,000
No, no, no, no, that's not it at all.
487
00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:45,000
Oh, yeah, then what is?
488
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:46,000
Huh?
489
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,000
Huh?
490
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:51,000
Well, it's -- it's -- >>
Just answer the questions.
491
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,000
It's a matter of
corporate accountability.
492
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,376
As an investor, I
have certain rights
493
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:56,000
and you have certain
fiduciary obligations.
494
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,000
Oh, Loney, admit it, Martin.
495
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:59,000
You think I'm dumb as a stump.
496
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:00,000
Yes, ma'am.
497
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,000
All right.
498
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,000
All right, you want to know what I think?
499
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:07,000
I think that occasionally you
lose sight of your limitations.
500
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,000
My limitations?
501
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,000
Yes, yes, that's right.
502
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:13,000
Oh, I see.
503
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,000
Well, let me tell you something.
504
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,835
How smart am I
supposed to look when
505
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,000
all I do is type and
file and make coffee?
506
00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:22,000
You know, just because that's all
you see me do, that doesn't mean that's
507
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:23,000
all I can do.
508
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:27,000
And if you don't understand that,
you're the one with the limitations.
509
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,000
Oh, I can't put your face in that room.
510
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:31,000
Oh, oh, listen, I'm sorry to
interrupt you, but I got a shoe fetish
511
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,000
emergency on five.
512
00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:34,000
I'll get right to it, ma.
513
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:37,000
See yourself out.
514
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:41,000
This is going to be one
movie without a happy ending.
515
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,000
You know.
516
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:45,000
What do you want, shoe boy?
517
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:47,000
You're a heel.
518
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm going to make you wear
clogs that are three sizes too small.
519
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,000
Oh, you don't think I will.
520
00:18:52,003 --> 00:19:06,000
Morning, Toby.
521
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:10,000
How was your weekend?
522
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,003
Fine.
523
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Okay, look, I want to talk
to you about the other night.
524
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:18,261
Okay, I underestimated
you and I was
525
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:22,000
way out of line and
I just -- I'm sorry .
526
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:25,000
And these are for you.
527
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:28,000
No, I have something for you.
528
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,000
You have money.
529
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,000
No, no, no, no, I didn't mean all that.
530
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,000
You know, I was just
upset about everything.
531
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,000
Just give it to me whenever.
532
00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:38,000
I have the cash right here.
533
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:43,000
But if you want to stick it out, see
what happens, the choice is yours.
534
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,000
Don't you think
you've had enough of that?
535
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:47,000
Well, maybe it's for the best.
536
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:51,000
I mean, it's not worth risking our
relationship over a few thousand dollars.
537
00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:52,000
Okay, then.
538
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,000
I accept your apology.
539
00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,000
Thank you.
540
00:19:54,003 --> 00:20:02,000
And as a gesture of gratitude
and goodwill, here's an extra hundred.
541
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,000
No, really, that's not necessary.
542
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,000
Consider it a return on your investment.
543
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:08,000
No, no, absolutely not.
544
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:12,000
I'll take the $5,000, but whatever
profit you made, really, you deserve it.
545
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:15,000
Okay, if you insist.
546
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:17,000
Well, we got the whole enchilada.
547
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:20,000
Guess it's back to work, huh?
548
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,000
Well, good morning.
549
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,000
Good morning.
550
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:24,000
Can I help you?
551
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,000
I don't think so.
552
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:28,000
Ms. Petalby, did you sign
all the necessary papers?
553
00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:29,000
Sure did.
554
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,000
Here you go.
555
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:31,000
Thank you.
556
00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:34,000
And here is your $25,000.
557
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:35,000
Pleasure doing business with you.
558
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:38,000
And I mean real pleasure.
559
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:42,000
Who's that?
560
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,000
The diaper guy.
561
00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:47,000
He liked the phone sex so
much, he bought the company.
562
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:48,000
What?
563
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:50,000
I told you you should
have stuck it out a little longer.
564
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:52,000
Ten seconds!
565
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,000
My business senses old timing.
566
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,000
Some people have it, some people don't.
567
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,000
Why does the law
always work for the guilty?
568
00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:02,000
Oh, by the way, Martin, you
know of any good investment tips?
569
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:20,000
All right.
570
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:21,003
We're through.
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