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get paid for ticking his nose?

No, I'm going to have my pay in people's private details.

What do you speak of myself? I don't want some total stranger nosing around

my private parts. Detail. Of course.

They're here on holiday. They're just here to enjoy themselves.

He can't.

Can't what? He can't tell me anything about myself that I don't know already.

All this carcass and a load of Tommy Rock.

Yes. You know what they're all obsessed with, don't you? What?

You know what they say it's all about, don't you?

Hmm? Sex.

Everything's connected with sex.

Oh. What a load of cobblers.

Yes, but, you see, if they wanted to do that, well, they'd have to close the

hotel, wouldn't they? Yes, if you would just sign that. Thank you so much.

Yes, we were just speculating how people in your profession arrange their

holidays, how often you can get away.

How often do you manage it?

How often can you and your wife manage it?

Not at all, not at all.

About average, since you asked.

Average? Mm -hmm.

What would be average?

Well, you tell me.

Well, a couple of times a year.

What?

Once a year?

Well, we knew it must be difficult.

My wife didn't see how you could manage it at all.

As you've asked, two or three times a week, actually.

A week? Yes, pretty normal, isn't it? We're quite normal down here in Torquay,

you know.

And he says, pretentious, what?

Oh, I always like a man who can make me laugh.

Are you all right, Mr. Horton? Yes, yes, yes, fine.

What's the matter, Beverly?

Nothing, just talking to Dr.

Abbott. Oh, now, if I had the money to go to a psychiatrist, he'd just the sort

I'd choose.

I can't believe anything nicer than having a good old heart -to -heart.

I'm sure they understand women.

So, well... Why, darling?

Do you know... Do you know what he asked me just now? What? What?

He asked me... Oh, don't be ridiculous. I'm telling you the truth, honestly, as

God's witness.

What?