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Welcome to my fucking house, man.

Later.

Look at this old piece of shit.

Holy shit.

It's kind of sick.

Of course, yeah.

Pretty decent sort of.

Holy shit.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Is that thing fucking dead?

Holy fuck.

No, dude come check

Fucking dead for sure.

Hey,

bud.

Hey, bud.

You think he fucking jumped?

He's over it? Maybe.

Maybe someone ditched him.

Oh, fuck.

We gotta fucking service this thing, then.

Probably throw them in a dumpster or something. Yeah, dude, we got to do

something.

No one fucking deserves this.

Well, there's something, man.

What the fuck did we do?

I don't know. It was your idea.

I'm going to get fucking buried, dude.

Yeah, that's fucking great, too. Yeah, we got to get this fucking...

Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

Yeah, no way.

Let's fucking ask him.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Fuck,

dude.

All right, bud.

It's fucking home time.

Like this?

Yeah, I feel like this one would be effective.

No, I don't... If you put it on that, it'll sink, man.

It'll sink?

Yeah. You gonna put it on that?

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Grabbing flowers.

For the cat?

Yeah, I thought it'd be nice.

That is nice.

All right. Yeah.

Gotta make nice bouquet, though.

I'm thinking compact unit.

Compact? Yeah, it looks like wide so it can lay down.

Dude,

it's going to fall in if it goes on your... Like you said, it's fucking in

green.

Fuckin' Hells Bell.

yeah boy oh my god that one is missing a claw

get him come on oh it's fight night

oh he's got claw out

Fucking blind?

In the middle of the road. What did you expect?

You're dumb as fuck, bud.

You're outside of your mind. Fuck you.

Yeah? Fuck off, hey.

Go get a light.

Fuck.

Holy.

Fucking great. Fucking tough guy.

What you want to get?

Mega beer.

Okay.

Got it.

Watch out!

What the fuck?

I am a fucking wreck.

Are you down?

There's only one way down, buddy. Come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

You ever been to the tip of this? Tip of this rectum.

Come on.

Hit me.

Hit me.

Come on.

Real shit.

Big shit.

Hey, don't fall in, eh?

Good boy.

A horse?

Oh. Hey.

Huh?

Hey, bud.

Hey, awesome.

What do you want to

do for the next ten years?

The next ten years?

I don't know.

Music would be fucking sick.

Travel around, make music for fucking the world.

Just some, like, hardcore shit or whatever.

I think that'd be really fun.

What are you thinking?

Next ten years.

I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Come on.

Come on then.

Shut your fucking light off. Come on.

Yo!

Try some salad.

Hey, come on in. Come on in. Have a seat.

Good to see you.

Glad that you came in. I was wanting to talk with you.

I wanted to check in.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

But I'm sure it's been, you know, a tough week.

And I just wonder and just want to know if there's anything

that you wanted to talk about or

share with me.

Are things at home?

They're good.

Normal.

Good.

Good.

You know, thoughts can occur any time. They can,

you know, outside.

in the hallway, anywhere.

And I want you to feel comfortable coming in. That door is always open

for you. I want you to feel comfortable to come talking to me.

And listen,

I'm just going to do something a little bit

out of the ordinary. I'm going to write down my cell phone number.

for you, and if anything occurs to you that

you feel you want to talk about right then, I want you to give me a call,

Doesn't matter to me day or night, just feel

comfortable giving me a call, okay?

That's the number to see, make sure you can read.

Remember, my handwriting's not the best.

Are you okay with that?

Thank you.

Okay. Well, you're welcome. I'm sure, yes, you feel comfortable calling me,

right? All right.

All right.

Thanks again.

All right.

Okay.

Take care, all right?

Now, before we talk about this, I'm going to acknowledge that this might be

sensitive topic for a lot of people.

A lot of you have gone through your own different types of grief, whatever that

might be. And you might have felt pain.

You might have felt afraid.

And so I want you to know that as we go through this, that we are here for each

other. We got you.

We have to be like Buffalo.

No?

Okay, let me tell you the story about the buffalo.

Most animals, when they see a storm coming, they just get up and they run.

They don't care about the weak. They don't care about the wounded. They don't

care about the young. They just get up and they go.

But not the buffalo.

The buffalo gather their elderly, the wisdom of the group.

They gather their young, the future of the group.

They gather those who are in need of help, and they put them towards the

And then after they put them in the middle, the bigger, stronger buffalo,

cover them all the way around.

And then the buffalo do something that most animals would never think of doing.

They go to war.

Because what buffalo understand that most animals don't?

Is that the fastest way to get through a storm, whatever that storm might be for

you or for you or for you?

Turn around and face it.

And I send a picture of my... Terry?

Is there a joke you want to share with the class?

No, no, no. Come on up.

You really wanted to say something.

We're talking community here, man.

I need you to check into this community.

Cool?

Okay.

So like I said...

All right.

Really?

Thank you.

Hey.

Hello, what's up?

This pod's warmed up, bro.

My cousin bought one last year.

She was driving it in this house two weeks ago.

The dude just, like, rips right by her, throws a rock out his windshield, and

smashes the window.

Oh, my God.

It, like, just barely missed her, too.

We got to get him back.

I really want to do something.

Megan, how?

I feel like that would be too many hands. We could mix them together and,

paper mache the whole house.

Yo, we could be, like, egg TP astrophysicists. Mix this

stuff into, like, a chemical combination and throw it on his house.

Yo, what about security, though?

There was this dude. I think he was their gardener or something.

But, like...

I don't think he would see us.

No, we could hide.

I think, like, if we just watched, had someone look. Colton, are you okay?

It's the atmosphere, or more specifically, the bottom seven miles

troposphere.

Seven miles high, about 25 times the height of the Empire State Building, the

level where most airliners fly.

A gassy bubble surrounds a planet 8 ,000 miles down.

and that probably naturally include water vapor, millions of gallons of it,

about as much as in the Gulf of Mexico.

Higher up along huge ranges of temperature, there are further layers,

stratosphere, the mesosphere, and the thermosphere.

All our weather happens in the lowest level, the troposphere.

drives our weather by heating the oceans, turning them into cloud, and by

turning the clouds into rain.

It's water going up and down in constant motion.

But sometimes the weather is more than just that.

Sometimes it's stronger.

You and watch out.

Don't eat it on it is the doughnuts exist No, no,

don't not beat them. Nope.

Stop it. No, the letter pieces are buying donut pieces

Who taught you how to do it? Me!

You taught yourself?

Yeah. Your mom didn't teach you? No. Why?

Hey. Um... I just... I just wanted to say I'm

sorry about the other day.

I don't really know what I was thinking.

Just a lot going on.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

Hey. Hmm?

What's up?

You know, what are you doing this weekend?

Go for it.

Go for it.

Yeah.

Come on, that was bad.

so uh are we like driving back or oh no way you gotta see the inside of this

place come on what's inside oh sick it's like all 70s retro like

red velvet carpet and the pool table you play pool uh

not really oh man when i was a little kid i came to the pool table and i put a

snooker ball in my mouth like passed my teeth and i couldn't get it out and i

was like pulling for town i thought it was game over for sure no question and

it's like a church organ like i gotta show you

Cool, right?

Yeah. Right?

Hey, Colton.

Oh, hey. What's up? How's it going?

Good. Hey, Jake.

What are you doing down here?

Just taking Jake out for a walk.

Oh, your name is Jake, eh? Yeah.

You're quite the big dog.

Hey, Jake.

Jake. Want something?

Come here. Sit.

Good boy.

Here.

I'll give him my last treat.

Hey, Jane. Jane.

Oh.

Can you shake?

It's quite the slobber.

Sorry about that.

Okay.

You don't mean it, do you, Jane? No, I can't control it.

You're quite big.

So, how have you been?

Um, I've been okay.

Good.

What about yourself?

Okay as well. Yeah.

I like the water shake, huh?

You're very sort of focused on something out there.

What do you see?

Oh, you see a duck. Oh, a duck in the water.

Uh -oh.

Hey, this is money is business.

Uh -oh.

he's really excited about it he's locked in on his target

hey there you go oh

so

do you come down here often or just on this rare occasion yeah i uh

I'm coming down here quite a bit.

Just by yourself?

Yeah.

Just to pass time.

I guess it's nice to be in nature sometimes.

It's sort of cheesy as that sounds.

Yeah.

But I guess I should probably go before it gets dark.

All right. Come on.

There you go.

Yeah, but... I mean, it was nice talking to you.

Nice talking to you, too.

Hang around.

Come on. Yeah.

Come on, baby.

Hey.

See, uh... He really liked you.

Here we go. Three, two, one.

Stomp.

Nice. All right. But I need like a little bit more. I need to hear it,

give it to me again. Here we go.

One, two, three.

Stomp.

Louder.

Come on.

Keep going. Good.

So this is Romeo and Juliet's prologue.

Two households both alike in dignity.

In fair Verona where we lay our...

from ancient grudge for civil blood make civil hands unclean report the fatal

loins of these two fellows a pair of star cross colors take their life

And that's probably just going to be against the wall, right?

You don't even see it.

Sit flat.

Yeah,

that shit's pretty good.

How's your back going?

Good.

Go get Mr. Slack.

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Oh, my God!

Fuck!

Terry McDonald cut his fingers off.

Terry McDonald cut his fingers off.

Terry McDonald cut his fingers off.

That's Terry.

Go to the office. Get the call 9 -1 -1.

Shake it off.

You'll get the next one.

Bring it in. Bring it in.

Good job today, fellas. Good job today. Coach. Good work. Good work.

Housekeepers, stay standing. Stay standing. Stay standing.

Hey, good work today, guys. Two housekeeping notes.

Make sure you get those submission forms signed.

All right, without those, you can't all play.

Big game this Thursday. This is our rival, right?

We cannot play down to their level, right? And when they come up to play to

that's when we take care of our business, right? Yes, sir. Right? Yes.

Have you guys met my girlfriend? No.

June,

Tom,

Danny, AJ, Brody, Noah, Braden. I'm talking about Patrick.

Oh, okay. What position do you all play?

Quarterback. Quarterback.

Kicker. Hey, June, I kind of want to go. Don't hate the kicker.

You're pretty useful sometimes.

So what are you doing tomorrow?

Uh, beer bongs. Beer bongs? Yeah, Caitlin just built one. That was DIY,

right? You guys party a lot? Oh yeah.

I really don't feel comfortable around these guys.

Do you want mush? Do you want some weed?

No, thanks.

Hang it.

With the guys, with the people, with whatever they're talking about.

So you're not drinking beer?

I would take Amber. Fuck you. Amber? I'd take Amber. What is this?

It's my mom. Fuck my mom.

What?

Yeah,

I didn't think so.

June, I think I'm just going to walk home. Is that okay?

You guys are away.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

I was waiting for that.

Clown. Frown.

Train. Down.

Pork. Harry Potter.

Wizard.

Rainbow.

Thunder. Lightning.

Tiger. Dress.

Fly. Hey, Tucker!

How's it going?

Hi, you.

i'm just gonna hang out with the links i was thinking maybe i would like that

yeah come on

You have to tell me that story about Sam.

Oh, my God. The snake?

Yes. I can't believe you missed the one night. Drake comes, like, 30 minutes

late. You don't know where he is. And he shows up. And you've been outside

trying to catch a fucking snake. What? No.

And he's like, what are you doing with the snake? What are you doing with the

snake? And you're going to get someone down on one knee, get the beer bong

going, and just toss the snake in last minute. No way. Well, I mean, think

it. The snake would just go right down.

Hey, get out there.

I'm really sorry about my freak out in the car yesterday.

Yeah, good.

Okay, I really hope I didn't embarrass you or anything.

Nope, you didn't. We're still good, right?

Yep.

Okay,

so will I see you after school?

Yep.

Okay.

Bye -bye.

But still we stand.

And maybe we'll come back.

You know every word. To earn who can tell.

I did a musical in theater club. I quit because I was bad at it.

We're leaving.

Leaving ground.

Things never be the same again.

Stage is not for me.

It's not fun.

Get that.

Tell me.

It could work.

Okay, yeah. Probably this one. Okay.

We got three now.

Yeah. Just in case one drowns.

Wait. What?

This one. See that one? It's like a coin. Here, yeah, like, finger here,

like, use that, and, like... Just curling with it.

So, do you read?

Not at all, actually.

No?

If I have a favorite book, it'd have to be Thrasher.

What's Thrasher?

The Bible.

Poppins, this is the best.

Nice to, like, pop them right into the mirror.

Yeah, it is. Even when I had, like, crazy breakouts, I would keep all the

like, I'd wipe it on the mirror.

That's disgusting.

As, like, a graveyard.

That is absolutely disgusting.

Oh, did I get you?

You definitely did.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay.

This guy.

What are you drawing?

Right now, I'm drawing a beetle on the walk.

Oh, sick. I like to use the pen to make the feel of the metallic on the shell.

Like the sheen of the beetle? Yeah, totally.

Is it a unit beetle or what?

I don't know.

It's just a beetle.

I find huge -ass spiders in my basement often.

Right?

Spiders can be sketchy.

It's like I'm like that thing.

Got it? Here, put your foot here.

Put your foot here. You want your hand?

Sure. Here we are.

Easy mode.

Let's do this.

That was loud. Rock one.

Is this your house?

I guess.

What?

Come on, I'm your friend.

I guess.

You're not lonely now.

Just not.

Exactly.

I had a hard time making friends.

I think everyone thinks they're lonely.

Yeah.

I don't enjoy talking to people.

Yeah, you don't have to be friends with everyone.

Yeah, that's true.

That doesn't mean you're lonely.

Or completely alone.

I don't like people who are just friends with everybody.

Those people don't have real friends.

Those people are alone.

And of course you have friends.

Not anymore.

Well, Jim can fuck off.

Right? Yeah.

But you're never alone.

Court not.