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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,400 -Still no? -Still no. 2 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,837 -Hey! -Listen... Teo, was it? 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,237 I honestly don't want this to happen, but it is going to 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,877 unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase 5 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,317 without damaging the contents. 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,557 So, do me a favour and ask her for me. 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,637 Monica... 8 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,600 ...please do as he says. 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,960 That's not my name. 10 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,637 I am sorry, Teo, I really am. 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,757 But he can't be allowed to have what he wants. 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,397 Miss Brook, please don't let them. 13 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,760 That's not my name. And shush now. 14 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,160 No. 15 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,757 Please stop.! Stop! Leave him alone. 16 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,720 She's right. Stop! 17 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,320 How can you not care? 18 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,120 I don't know. I just... 19 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,920 -...don't! -That is not true! 20 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,157 Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous. 21 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,797 -Miss Brook. -Calm down, everything is fine. 22 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,397 -Everything is not fine! -Come on, Iris! 23 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,277 Pull the trigger, or don't, nothing changes. 24 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,477 Miss Brook! 25 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,677 Infinity minus one, Joy. Don't be afraid. 26 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,517 Oh, that is such bullshit. 27 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,997 It's just a position she takes. Even she doesn't believe it. 28 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,000 I can assure you she very much does. 29 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,200 Please don't shoot. Please don't kill me. 30 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,917 Miss Brook... 31 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,120 She's right, I can't. 32 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,640 You do it. 33 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,640 No! 34 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,200 'Here Comes That Day 35 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:25,677 'Oh, here comes that day 36 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:30,837 'Oh, here comes the rain on your parade 37 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:35,920 'There's a price to pay 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,800 'For a life of insincerity 39 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,877 'And you pretend 40 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,797 'That it doesn't matter 41 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,160 'And that you're not scared 42 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,397 'Oh, here comes that day 43 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:06,360 'Oh, here comes that rain on your parade.' 44 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,117 SARDINIA, ITALY 45 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,320 THE DAY BEFORE 46 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,917 This is Two Seconds To Midnight and I'm Alfie Bird. 47 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,077 Those who have checked out the conspiracy sphere 48 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,117 will already know we have had a slue of Iris sightings recently. 49 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,677 Grainy photographs from all over the world 50 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,597 showing women who might, just possibly might, be her. 51 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,197 All over the world, at the same time. 52 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,437 I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you? 53 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,357 Almost like someone is trying to make us look in the wrong places. 54 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,477 And who'd be doing something like that? 55 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,677 Could it be someone who don't wanna be found? 56 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,400 Like for instance, someone in hiding. 57 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,080 We only know one thing for certain. 58 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:39,320 With the reward now standing at four million Euros... 59 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,520 ...the real question is... 60 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,320 "...who's gonna find her first?" 61 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,677 Buongiorno. 62 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,157 Buongiorno. 63 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,960 English? 64 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,357 -Si. -OK. 65 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,837 Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please? 66 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,597 Why? 67 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,760 All I'm doing is looking at the sea. 68 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,360 What's that in your hand? 69 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,040 Give it to me, please. 70 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,437 Whoa! 71 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,320 -Easy. -Ugh! 72 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:40,200 And to your knowledge, has she done this kind of thing before? 73 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,157 Not that I know of, but I will talk to her about it. 74 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,120 And, erm, for the paperwork, you are? 75 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,357 I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook. 76 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,837 And you live here? 77 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,117 No. I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays and every second Friday. 78 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,317 When will her parents be back home? 79 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,557 Guardians. 80 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,680 They're expected this evening. 81 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,800 Paris. Wedding anniversary. 82 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,597 Nice. 83 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,640 I'm sure they'll be in contact immediately, when they return. 84 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,237 I don't want to be rude, 85 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,597 but I really do feel I should be attending to Joy. 86 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,037 Here are my details if you need them. 87 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,160 Thank you so much. 88 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,557 So, I suppose you were hoping to get their attention. 89 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,637 No. 90 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,557 I wasn't doing anything. 91 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,797 -Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked. -I was just looking at the sea. 92 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,677 Why not? 93 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,280 Because they don't like you very much. 94 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,117 -That's not... -What? 95 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,197 -...a thing you can say. -I don't see why not? 96 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,197 And, anyway, the funny thing about trying 97 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,840 to erase yourself from existence, is... 98 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,717 ...it can't be done. 99 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,237 -That's definitely not true, is it? -Oh, it definitely is. 100 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,717 -Sylvia Plath. That other woman. -Yes. 101 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,557 But the thing is, the universe is infinite... 102 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:33,077 and in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles, 103 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,877 any possible arrangement of those particles 104 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,277 must occur infinitely often. 105 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,957 Which means that there are infinitely many you's out there 106 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,277 and infinitely many me's. 107 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,360 Right. 108 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,240 So? 109 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,557 So... 110 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:02,640 if I were to slice open my carotid artery right here and now... 111 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,520 that would end this particular reality for me. 112 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,600 -Stop now! -But it doesn't matter. 113 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,280 Because infinity minus one is still infinity. 114 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,877 Which means all those infinite versions of me 115 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,037 would never experience that death. 116 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,477 So, I don't die. Because I can't. 117 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,840 The maths say so. 118 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,480 There is no murder, Joy, and there is no suicide. 119 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,517 The mathematics say you have to exist. 120 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:43,200 So, the trick is to embrace that existence... 121 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,680 ...and enjoy yourself. 122 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,760 There, now. Who says maths can't be fun? 123 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,760 The parcel arrived a month ago 124 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,480 Was picked up... 125 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,797 ...a certain Myrna Loy. 126 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,960 -Probably not her real name. -Probably not 127 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,477 Did she give an address? 128 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,517 No. 129 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,600 The parcel was meant to be picked up. 130 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,520 It's Monica. 131 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,320 Hi. 132 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,800 ROME, ITALY 133 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,400 Shit. 134 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,560 Shit, what? 135 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,640 -Shit. -You said it. 136 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,397 They won't get an open coffin. 137 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,037 Looks like death was caused by an accident. Damn it. 138 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:33,000 We'll be running out of body bags before we run out of assholes. 139 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,200 Morning boss, how's the head? 140 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,760 As if it's been kicked by a donkey. 141 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,717 What do we have here? 142 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,557 Two traitors, tied up with wire. 143 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,480 Fingers, nose, toes and tongue cut off. 144 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,760 You found her. 145 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,557 Where was that taken? 146 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,677 Six weeks ago at a freight yard in Cagliari. 147 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,120 She picked up a telescope. 148 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,880 You can go, thank you. 149 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,840 -An address? -Not yet. 150 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,717 There are several options. 151 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,437 A place near Alghero looks promising. 152 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,240 Bernardo has gone to take a look. 153 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,437 Great. 154 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,197 If we go about it the right way, 155 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,040 it's a shitload of money. 156 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,517 We have to stay here and solve the Emo case. 157 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,877 You go to Alghero with Bernardo. 158 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,440 You can't be seen. Take the tourist ferry. 159 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,000 Find Iris Nixon. 160 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,280 Take her and do the deal. 161 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,520 Sell her to anybody who is interested. 162 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,360 What's on your mind? 163 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,040 Nothing. Why? 164 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,280 I suppose... 165 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,080 Why do we have to keep meeting here? 166 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,317 Well, we could always go to your place. 167 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,160 Yeah. 168 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240 It's just... 169 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,400 ...I haven't even seen your apartment. 170 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,960 I feel like I don't know anything about you. 171 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,400 Well, there's basically nothing to know. 172 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,120 Well, that's just not true. 173 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,037 Why do you say that? 174 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,477 Have you been sniffing around my life? 175 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,360 Have you been following me? 176 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,120 Of course not! Jesus, Monica! 177 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,397 You're just very private. 178 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,480 I mean... 179 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,557 ...do you have brothers, sisters? 180 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,517 Have you ever been married before? 181 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,440 -Do you like movies? -Honestly, who cares? 182 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,037 I do! 183 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,557 God, you need to stop this, Teo, you really do. 184 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,357 Why? 185 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,240 Because whoever you think I am, I'm not. 186 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,880 I wish I was, sometimes, but... 187 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,560 ...I'm just not. 188 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:50,277 Well, you know, everyone is hiding... something. 189 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,200 Right? 190 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,357 The truth is, we don't know much about her. 191 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,637 Just that she was nobody much from nowhere much. 192 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,437 A woman with a brain the size of a planet. 193 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,997 Just drifting from low-paid job to low-paid job 194 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,077 without ever being noticed. 195 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,717 And that she was addicted to solving puzzles. 196 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,437 Quizzes. Cryptic crosswords. 197 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,080 Ciphers. Sudoku. Escape rooms. 198 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,997 Until... 199 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:33,440 "Well, she followed a mysterious online treasure hunt to Florence." 200 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,240 And disappeared 201 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,000 Completely vanished. 202 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,080 TWO YEARS EARLIER 203 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,120 Iris? 204 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,437 Iris, is it? 205 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,277 Welcome! 206 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,877 I'm Cameron. 207 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,560 Do you want a seat? 208 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,760 Thank you. 209 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,677 I know who you are. I read, er, Wired Magazine. 210 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,157 Well, actually, I don't, but I know who you are. 211 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,837 -Do you know what I do? -Not really. Well... 212 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,877 I mean, sort of. You're, basically, 213 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,117 like a venture capitalist, kind of thing. 214 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,277 I'm an investor. A private investor. 215 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,360 I don't want to be rude, 216 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,037 but isn't that just a nicer way of saying "venture capitalist?" 217 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,797 No. 218 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,517 Er, it's a grown-up way of saying "I'm excited by big ideas". 219 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,437 -And money, presumably. -No, money's not the point. 220 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,597 Money's a by-product that enables me to keep doing what I love. 221 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,117 Which is what? 222 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,080 Helping brilliant people do brilliant things. 223 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,397 Speaking of which, congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing, 224 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,677 -which you just did, obviously. -Thank you. 225 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,517 And by a long way. 226 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,200 Days, actually. 227 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,877 Do you have any idea how many people took part? 228 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,157 -Nope. -Guess. 229 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,837 -Twelve. -17 thousand! 230 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,797 Give or take. 231 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,397 And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford, 232 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,280 crypto-security freaks, obsessives, hobbyists, nut jobs. 233 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,200 But here you are. 234 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,277 So... 235 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,357 Yes? 236 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,157 Do I win something? 237 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,917 -Like what? -I don't know. 238 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,080 A chocolate factory? 239 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,117 Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles? 240 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,957 I don't know. I never gave it much thought. 241 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,237 Ah, I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris. 242 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,480 It seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought. 243 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,600 Fine. 244 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,597 -Give me a number. -Between what and what? 245 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,280 -Any number. Just a number. -1,729. 246 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,157 1,729 is the smallest number expressible 247 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,757 as the sum of two cubes in two different ways. 248 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,437 OK. 249 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,477 Wow. 250 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,037 I can't take any credit for it. It's just how I was born. 251 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,797 Born where and to whom? 252 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,880 Nowhere much, to no-one much. 253 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,480 But I would imagine that you know this already. 254 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,917 What with all the due diligence. 255 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,877 So, you're a self-made woman. 256 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,757 Who owes her lack of success to nobody. 257 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,437 You could be out there earning millions! 258 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,280 Yeah, but to tell the truth... 259 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,517 ...I've never been all that interested. 260 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,717 But you know this whole treasure hunt thing 261 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,717 was, essentially, a job interview, right? 262 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,437 I mean, you must. 263 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,677 I like to recruit outliers. 264 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,120 And what an outlier's outlier you are! 265 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,837 Listen, erm... 266 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,917 I really appreciate the interest, and everything, 267 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,757 but I'm not the person you're looking for. 268 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,077 I haven't told you what it is yet, or what it pays. 269 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,160 It won't matter. 270 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,680 -Jobs and I don't mix. -Why? You get bored? 271 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,040 Partly. 272 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,800 Is it a compulsion, then, solving puzzles? 273 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,517 Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube, Cameron. I'm not a crossword puzzle. 274 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,840 -You don't get to solve me. -No. I'm not trying to solve you. 275 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,317 I'm just trying to get you to come and work with me. 276 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,197 -Doing what? -Solving just, er... 277 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,637 ...an incredibly difficult puzzle. 278 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,600 Something no-one's been able to do. 279 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,397 What kind of puzzle? 280 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,277 One that matters. 281 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,197 "Matters" is a relative term. Some people think jazz matters. 282 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,237 Well, we're talking Newton-level matters. 283 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,400 Einstein. Oppenheimer. 284 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,840 Fundamental nature of underlying reality. 285 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,880 "Seeing the face of God" matters. 286 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,920 I'm really not interested. 287 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,240 My God, your pants are so on fire. 288 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,917 OK, look... 289 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,917 this is what I think we should do. 290 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,637 Come with me, see it for yourself. 291 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,677 And if it is still a no... 292 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,480 well, then, I tried. 293 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,837 SLOVENIA 294 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,757 So, is this your evil lair? 295 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,880 Pretty much. It's called Caliburn. 296 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,437 -Do you actually live here? -Most of the time, 297 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,237 believe it or not. 298 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,077 It used to be some kind of government listening station. 299 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,157 The living quarters are upstairs. 300 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,320 They are quite snazzy, actually. 301 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,840 So, what are you hiding down here? 302 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,717 -We call him Charlie Big Potatoes. -Why? 303 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,680 Well, he's not small potatoes. 304 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,480 It's just a name. 305 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,837 No, it's not that. 306 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,040 You're diminishing it because it frightens you. 307 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,680 Yeah, he does a bit. 308 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,840 So, what exactly is it? 309 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,397 He's a topological quantum device. 310 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,317 Operating at very close to room temperature. 311 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,477 What does it use for Qubits? 312 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,040 Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles. 313 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,877 That's a complex configuration... 314 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,680 Of electrons that can't suffer random errors. I know. 315 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,997 Yeah. 316 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,397 And what about those things, the... 317 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,397 ...excrescences? 318 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,917 -They look organic. -Almost, but no. 319 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,717 He's using non-organic polymers to create neural pathways. 320 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,120 Capable of creative thought. 321 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,437 It's growing its own brain. 322 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,600 Well, we've all done it. 323 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,480 What's the use case? 324 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,157 To think thoughts that have yet to be thought. 325 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,600 What's the equivalent processing power? 326 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,840 Say, two million Qubits. 327 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,117 That's not possible. 328 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,797 Well, like I say, brilliant people do brilliant things. 329 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,037 He's world-changing. 330 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,440 He is before and after. 331 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,080 He's the wheel. 332 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,437 Not long ago, he came up with a cure 333 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,840 for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia. 334 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,000 We asked him how he felt about it. 335 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,357 What did it say? 336 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,517 He didn't say anything. 337 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,160 He sang. 338 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,437 So, what's wrong with it? 339 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,960 And what's the puzzle that needs solving? 340 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,920 He's asleep. 341 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,640 And I need you to wake him up for me. 342 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,277 SARDINIA, PRESENT 343 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,597 When where you planning on telling us? 344 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,277 About what? 345 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,597 -About the police? -What police? 346 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,837 The police who drove you home this morning. 347 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,037 -Who told you that? -Signora Antonio. 348 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,397 She's a liar. 349 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,080 She's a perfectly nice woman, actually. 350 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,077 And why would she lie? 351 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,797 Because she doesn't like me? 352 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,237 Has it ever occurred to you we could just call the police 353 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,357 -and ask them what happened? -Whatever. 354 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,437 What's the point, if you don't believe me anyway? 355 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,477 OK. That's enough. Can you... 356 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,040 Can you go and do something useful, please. 357 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,117 She needs to see someone. 358 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,480 Who's left? An exorcist? 359 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,477 This is Two Seconds To Midnight, and I am Alfie Bird. 360 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,437 Check out the increased activity on the 361 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,157 Find Iris Nixon crowd funding page. 362 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,277 The last time I looked, the metre stood 363 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:10,157 at just under 4.1 million euros. 364 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,757 Someone pledged additional, wait for it, 200 grand. 365 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,517 Oh, Cameron. Just stop. 366 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,360 It almost makes me wonder... 367 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,517 Arghh! 368 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,680 Agh! 369 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,000 Arghh! 370 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,400 Agh! 371 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,360 Agh! 372 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,117 Agh! 373 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,957 -No! -Are you alone? 374 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,197 Are. You. Alone?! 375 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,357 -Argh! -Good. Excellent, you are. 376 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,200 Argh! 377 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,957 Agh! 378 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,800 -OK. -Agh! 379 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,237 Argh! 380 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,400 Do you speak English? 381 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,640 Do. You. Speak. English? 382 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,880 OK. 383 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,840 I'm getting a bit bored here. So, I think I'm gonna cut off your penis. 384 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,077 Ah. 385 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,157 You do speak English, good. 386 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,197 Let's not worry about your penis for the moment. 387 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,677 Let's put your penis on the back burner. 388 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,120 Let's just, leave your penis where it is. 389 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,677 -Agh! -So, here's the good news. 390 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,517 You found me. 391 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,717 The bad news is: 392 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,557 is that even if I don't cut your throat, 393 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,080 bleeding and shock is gonna kill you. 394 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,440 So, is that how you want your evening to end? 395 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,757 Good. So how about this? 396 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,677 I'll do something about the bleeding. 397 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,757 And you're gonna tell me what you're doing here, 398 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,677 who do you work for and how many of you there are? 399 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,920 How's that sound? 400 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,717 Si. 401 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,960 -Si! -Va bene. 402 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,477 Hey. 403 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,360 Stay. 404 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,760 Argh! 405 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,760 Shit. 406 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,560 Ugh! 407 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,000 Vaffanculo! 408 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,480 Three, two... 409 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,720 Oi! 410 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,800 SLOVENIA 411 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,000 TWO YEARS EARLIER 412 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,680 And this is Charlie's creator - Jensen. 413 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,917 Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale. 414 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,680 Eh, Jensen? 415 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,317 Off the scale. 416 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,920 What happened? 417 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,320 Mani. 418 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,440 Genius is madness on a good day. 419 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,640 Jensen ran out of good days. 420 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,400 He mustn't wake up. He mustn't wake up. 421 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,400 He gave Charlie everything he had. 422 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,800 And I think he came to hate him for it. 423 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,200 And he's been like this ever since. 424 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,357 All we need to get the machine up and running again, 425 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,917 is to enter an activation sequence. 426 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,677 A password, basically. 427 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,837 Well, yes, except it's an extremely complicated password. 428 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,637 That Jensen enciphered in this. 429 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,437 It's his diary. 430 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,080 Using an encryption system, that only he understands. 431 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,557 And nobodies being able to break it. 432 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,560 Have they, Jensen? 433 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,800 Not yet! 434 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,357 So, if you can decipher the password, 435 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,600 we can get Charlie operational again, and... 436 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,360 ...Bob's your uncle. 437 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,117 So, why all the sneaking around with treasure hunts? 438 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,680 Why not advertise the job like a normal human being? 439 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,117 Because nobody can know about this. 440 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,397 Not under any circumstances. Not ever. 441 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,677 I got carried away by the possibilities. 442 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,917 I burned through my capital, over leveraged. 443 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,080 So, I had to go and find the money. 444 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,037 A silent investor. 445 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,120 -What kind of investor? -Well... 446 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,557 ...you know the sort of investor 447 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,557 where you can borrow several billion US dollars 448 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,717 in exchange for exclusive access to a piece of technology 449 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,157 that's gonna make them even richer, 450 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,837 but when you don't deliver, they basically laugh it off 451 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,997 and chalk it up to experience 452 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:45,837 and don't murder you in terrible, terrible, unimaginable ways? 453 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,557 Yeah? 454 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,960 That's not the sort of investor I went to. 455 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,880 I need you to wake Charlie up for me, Iris. 456 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,360 Or they're gonna kill me. 457 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,640 Ugh! 458 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,480 Ugh! 459 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,320 There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically. 460 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,920 There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically. 461 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,080 Urgh! 462 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,080 Ugh! 463 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,240 Urgh! 464 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,400 Don't ask who we are. 465 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,877 All you need to know is, we've found Iris Nixon's place. 466 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,120 And we want your money. 467 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,677 Do you have Iris? 468 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,757 Not yet. I want to see the money in escrow. 469 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,760 When she returns, we'll bring her in. 470 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,197 Let's make this simpler for you. 471 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,917 What we need you to do is find a book she stole from us. 472 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,160 What kind of book? 473 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,440 If you can find this, the money's yours. 474 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,920 A disc. 475 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,877 Hey! 476 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,880 Iris Nixon! Stop! 33480

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