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Are ya ready, kids?
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you!
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Ready?
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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Argh!
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That secret formula
safe is pretty durable.
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Maybe dynamite
was the wrong choice.
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Crew, I need to get away
from Plankton for a while.
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I could use a vacation.
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A nice sea cruise.
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Oooh!
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A cruise!
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The shuffleboard!
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The buf...
...fet!
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The sea sickness!
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Ooh! We can--
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Not we.
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Me.
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Alone.
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Cabin for one.
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Mr. Squidward,
rebuild the restaurant!
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What should I do?
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Wish me bon voy-ah-gee!
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Bon voyage!
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Goodbye!
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Farewell!
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Happy trails!
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Oh, why?!
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Why do you have to go?!
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I miss you already!
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Don't leave me!
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Oh, boy!
Now I get to help Squidward!
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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Looks like
my cabin's downstairs.
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Yes, I was the purveyor...
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How much further down
do these decks go?
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Uh... Cabin 237...
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2... 3... 7.
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Oh, here we go.
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It's tighter than
a snail's shell in here.
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But at least I got it cheap!
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Krabs?!
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Plankton!
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm tryin' to get away from you!
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This is my cabin!
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And I'm trying to get away
from you!
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This is mycabin!
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"Double occupancy"?!
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I better not see you
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and I better not hear you
for this whole cruise,
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or so help me, Neptune,
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I'm tossin' your green keister
overboard!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I can slam a hatch too,
ya know!
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Well, ahoy there, passenger!
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I'm Rube,
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the activities director
on this ship.
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Can I sign you up for
our wet and wild waterslide?
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Woo!
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Amazing, isn't it?
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I don't think...
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...so.
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Ooh, you're gonna have fun!
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You just need a buddy
to go down with.
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Ha-ho!
And here's your buddy now.
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Krabs!
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Plankton!
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Oh, good!
You already know each other!
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Anchors aweigh!
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Wait!
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Say "Buddies"!
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I rebuke you!
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Get away from me!
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-Woo!
-Woo!
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-Ahh!
-Yoo!
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Yeah, baby!
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Ten points!
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Plankton wins again!
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You can't lose
when you play alone!
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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Buzz off, whale food!
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I'm signed up
for this court now.
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Go bite a barnacle!
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I'm booked right now.
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Oh, fish sticks!
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I signed you both up
for the same time.
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I hope that won't be a prob.
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No prob.
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Amazing!
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Hey!
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Eh...?
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Shuffle off, Krabs!
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Ha-oy!
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. That's right.
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Woo-hoo. Woop! Woop! Woop!
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Hyah!
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Ha!
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The captain says,
"Shoveling coal
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is what you two maniacs get
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for causing trouble on my ship."
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So have fun, y'all!
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Thanks a lot, Sheldon!
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You ruined my vacation!
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All hands on deck!
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We've lost control of the ship.
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Neptune help us, we're headed
straight for an iceberg...
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lettuce, dead ahead!
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I can't believe I'm left here
alone with just you.
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Well, I can't believe
I'm left here alone
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with just you too.
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Hey, at least we have
free salad.
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- Ow!
- Boo!
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- Good riddance!
- I hate you so!
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Hey, can ya throw down
some Thousand Island dressing?
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Ahoy there, you two!
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Now who's up
for a lifeboat drill?
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Ow!
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Okay, maybe next time!
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Brr! The water's so cold
I can barely feel my legs!
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Ah-mayyy-zing!
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Okay, let's start paddling.
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You're going the wrong way.
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No, this way!
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No! This way!
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The right way!
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The next day...
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This way is the right way, eh?
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Well, this way we're stranded!
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Hey!
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Your foot's on my side
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of the deserted island!
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Well, you keep moving the line!
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Yoo-hoo!
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There you two are!
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I've been looking for you
all over.
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I've got you both signed up
for a bike ride on the beach.
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Here's an activity for you!
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- Nice throw.
- Thanks.
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-Hand me that bicycle pump.
-What are you doing?
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I'm gonna ride ol' rubber pants
outta here!
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Not without me!
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Oh, no!
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I'm all bloated!
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Better undo my belt.
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-Don't! Don't! Don't!
-Ahh! No!
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Ah-may-ziiiing!
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Ooh! That is brisk
on the little piggies!
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Ooh! Treasure!
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Good morning!
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SpongeBob?!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I always come to Goo Lagoon
to look for treasure.
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Once I found a bottle cap.
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-Goo Lagoon?!
-Goo Lagoon?!
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You said all those sounds
were hallucinations!
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Well, you wouldn't explore
the island
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because of your knees!
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Oh, that's it! Now I
really need a vacation from you!
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Not as much
as I need one from you!
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One week later...
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Sure has been quiet around here.
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It sure has been boring
around here.
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Hm?
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Yello!
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-Krabs!
-Plankton!
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What'cha got there
behind your back, Eugene?
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Well, I just thought, ya know,
you might wanna
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maybe... take a crack at,
uh, ya know...
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stealing me formuler?
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Gimme that!
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What is this doing here?!
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Safe and sound.
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Ahoy there, you two.
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Looks like we're all signed up
in here
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for a game of Spin The Bottle.
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Ah-maaayyy-zing!
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Captain Quasar!
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Save me!
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You let Pat-Tron go,
Chicken Man!
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Whoa!
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Sweet Neptune,
what's that behind you?!
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Ba-gawk?
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My hero!
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You saved me!
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Of course, Pat-Tron.
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Nobody messes
with Captain Quasar's crew!
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Ha!
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Ooh!
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Aw!
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Wow!
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What an episode!
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What a battle!
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Captain Quasar does it again!
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I liked all the hugging!
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Guys, you don't suppose
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there's real Chicken Men
out there, do you?
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Of course not, Patrick.
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They're just made up for TV,
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like cartoons, or France.
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Phew!
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Calling all
Captain Quasar fans!
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Your presence is required
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at the only Captain Quasar
fan club
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in the tri-ocean area!
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Beam over to our headquarters
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in the back of
the comic book shop.
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The next meeting
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is on space-date 76359-1!
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That's today, ya space cadets!
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We gotta join
that fan club!
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Ooh! Look!
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"Half Price Oil Change."
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No, Patrick, it says,
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"Hardcore Quasar Fans Only!"
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I'm hard-boiled!
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Oh! Hurry up, guys!
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Greetings!
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Welcome to the Official
Captain Quasar Fan Club.
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I, Bubble Bass,
am president, obviously.
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Harvey and Kevin
are co-secretaries.
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We are always on the lookout
for new members!
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However, judging by
your rather shabby cosplay,
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I surmise you are fans
of the original Quasar series.
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This fan club
is only for the reboot,
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Captain Quasar:
The Next Iteration.
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They made
a new Captain Quasar show?
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Indeed!
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And it is
the far superior series!
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Therefore, you won't be needing
any of this!
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Now, to begin our meeting,
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let's watch a clip
from the new show.
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Pat-Tron,
activate Mecha Pattern Alpha!
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Ahh!
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Dinner is served.
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So, wait, now Captain Quasar
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is a giant robot show?
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I thought it was about
exploring the universe!
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It can be both!
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Nope.
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It confuses the premise.
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I'm with Squidina.
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Original Quasar, yay!
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Reboot Quasar, nay!
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I like the new one!
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The robot is so handsome!
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Fine!
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You guys can have your club.
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We're gonna start our own,
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to celebrate
the original series!
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Come on, SpongeBob.
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Oh boy!
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I'm super excited
for our new club, Squidina!
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But, uh, where are we having
the meeting?
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00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,275
I thought we could do it
at your place?
271
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,689
Oh, I'd love to,
272
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,758
but Gary said he needed
the house to himself today.
273
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:13,172
Hm... I know a place we can go!
274
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,241
Follow me!
275
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,103
Whoa!
276
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,068
This place is a little tight,
SpongeBob.
277
00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,551
True...
But it comes with snacks!
278
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:27,448
Let's start our meeting
279
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:31,103
with the Captain Quasar
secret club handshake!
280
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,586
Quasar Cadets, blast off!
281
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,103
SpongeBob,
what are you doing?
282
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,241
We're supposed to blast off!
283
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,827
I'm blasting off
as hard as I can!
284
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,586
Whoa!
285
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:47,689
Aww, my chips are caught
on some yellow thing!
286
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:52,379
Buy another bag,
it'll knock your chips loose.
287
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,413
Whoa!
288
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:59,344
Aw! Looks like
I'll have to give it
289
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,448
the old new Quasar shake!
290
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:07,793
Huzzah!
291
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,310
Free snacks!
292
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:10,310
-Woo-hoo!
-Woo-hoo-hoo!
293
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:11,413
Quasar!
294
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,655
Quasar! Quasar!
295
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:20,206
Queasy!
Queasy! Queasy!
296
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,655
Well, we tried the only place
I could think of.
297
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:28,517
Looks like we have no choice
but to rejoin
298
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:32,379
their dumb old
new Captain Quasar club.
299
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:33,896
Oy!
300
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,310
Huh?
301
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:36,689
Wow!
302
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,620
They got the new Captain Quasar
303
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,000
to sign autographs?
304
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,310
Impressive!
305
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,827
I hate to admit it,
but it is impressive...
306
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:47,965
and it gives me an idea!
307
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,172
Oh! I'm your biggest fan!
308
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,344
No, I'myour biggest fan!
309
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,068
Will you be my daddy?!
310
00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:01,551
Listen, Eddie, I told you,
no more autograph shows.
311
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:04,172
I'm an actor,
not a calligrapher!
312
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:09,758
Well, look who's come
crawling back.
313
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:10,931
Ready to admit that
314
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,896
Captain Quasar:
The Next Iteration
315
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,241
is the best iteration?
316
00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:17,724
Ha! Never.
317
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:22,068
Then why did you come
to our big celebrity signing?
318
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:27,103
We wanted to introduce you
to some old friends.
319
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:33,172
What strange new world
have you brought us to?
320
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:37,517
The old-school Pat-Tron
and Captain Quasar?
321
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:40,068
Where on Earth
did you find them?
322
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,551
Not on Earth, in outer space!
323
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:44,793
I still had
their ship's coordinates
324
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,482
programmed into Patrick's
old time closet!
325
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:48,586
My what now?
326
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,275
Your time closet.
327
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:55,103
It gives you access
to all of time and space?
328
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,379
Uh...
329
00:19:58,517 --> 00:19:59,724
Doesn't ring a bell.
330
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:02,620
It was in your room,
at Mom and Dad's house?
331
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:03,896
Remember?
332
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,931
Oh yeah! I remember!
333
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:10,724
Who are "Mom" and "Dad"?
334
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:14,068
Anyhow, now that we've got
both Quasars
335
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,103
and both Pat-Trons here,
336
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:19,137
let's team 'em up
for a new series!
337
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,241
Just think of the exciting
adventures they could have!
338
00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,310
They could bake a cake together!
339
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,103
Or solve a jigsaw puzzle!
340
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,517
Or read quietly by the fire!
341
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,655
Oh-ho-ho,
that does sound exciting.
342
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:37,724
Or instead, let's find out
who the best Quasar is
343
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:40,172
once and for all...
344
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:49,965
...by having them fight it out
in the Pit of Doom!
345
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:52,931
Uh, why does this place
have a pit of doom?
346
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:56,965
Duh! Every comic book store
has a pit of doom.
347
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,068
That makes sense!
348
00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,275
Hey, Captain Quasar.
349
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:03,379
Those guys look exactly like us.
350
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,482
Are they clones?
351
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,689
Don't be silly, Pat-Tron.
352
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:10,000
They only kind of
look like us.
353
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,758
That makes them...
354
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,655
evil clones!
355
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:17,413
Just like in "Clone Me Once,
Shame on You!"
356
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,310
Ooh, I love that episode!
357
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:21,310
Pat-Tron, attack!
358
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:24,551
Not the face!
359
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:35,827
Well, looks like
my Quasar is winning.
360
00:21:35,931 --> 00:21:39,275
I'll begin gloating now
to get a head start!
361
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:47,827
These clones are too strong,
Captain!
362
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,586
You may be right, Pat-Tron.
363
00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:52,103
Time to use our lasers!
364
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,172
Wait, what?
365
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:55,517
You guys have reallasers?
366
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,551
Victory, Pat-Tron!
367
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,241
Our evil clones are humiliated.
368
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:08,724
Let's get out of here!
369
00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:12,482
Ha-ha!
370
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:13,862
Woo! Uh-huh!
371
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,551
Uh-huh! Ha-ha!
372
00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:17,620
Okay! Okay! You win.
373
00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:21,068
I hereby declare
this Captain Quasar club
374
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:25,827
open to fans of all iterations!
375
00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:31,482
Holy mackerel, Captain!
376
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,379
An army of evil clones!
377
00:22:34,482 --> 00:22:36,275
They must be multiplying.
378
00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:38,793
Hurry, before they can
split again!
379
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:43,034
Just like in the episode
"Clone Me Twice, Shame on Me!"
380
00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:48,517
Best fan club ever!
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