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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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♪ ♪
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- Ah, uh...
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Hold on! Hold on!
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Coming right up!
- Now!
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- Give me a second!
- Order up, up, up!
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Mr. Squidward!
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Why haven't you
taken out the trash?
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I'm swamped, Mr. Krabs!
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Why are you wearing a towel?
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- Well, obviously,
I was in me sauna.
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Being a manager is
hard work, you know?
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- You have to do better.
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- Can't you help
me a little bit?
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- A manager does
not do grunt work.
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That's what Squidwards are for.
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- Hmmph!
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I deserve to be manager
and sit on my butt all day.
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But will I ever get promoted?
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- Are you tired
of being a loser?
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Yes.
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Wait, who said that?
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- Wouldn't you
rather be a weenie?
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- Um, not exactly.
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- Weenie Hut Jr.'s is
now hiring managers.
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Your responsibilities
will include...
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- Whoa.
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- Kicking back, relaxing,
and letting robots
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do all of the grunt work.
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- Righteous.
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- Apply now
to Weenie Hut Jr.'s
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and become a pivotal cog
in the corporate machine.
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A manager?
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That's for me!
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Whoa!
- So long, Krusty Krab!
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- So long!
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- Where is that
blasted cashier?
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He's already an hour late.
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And who the heck
is this old lady?
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- I smell pickles.
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- Mr. Krabs,
isn't Squidward looking
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better than ever these days?
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- What?
That ain't Squidward.
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- Hmm?
It's not?
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Why is she wearing his hat?
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Where is he?
Is he lost?
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Why is he so late?
Squidward!
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I'm coming to find you!
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Squidward!
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- Uh-huh.
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- Ah!
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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
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- Squidward!
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Oh, I'm so glad I found you!
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Now, let's get you back
to the Krusty Krab.
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- Oh, I don't think so.
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I'm not going back
to the Krusty Krab ever.
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Because now I am a pivotal cog
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in the corporate machine.
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- Oh, no!
That sounds horrible.
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- Oh, no. It sounds like
I'm the manager here.
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- Which also means I decide
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who stays and who goes.
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Oh, Weenie Bots.
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Kick out this riffraff.
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Both:
As you command, Weenie.
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Whoa!
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- Attention, Weenie Bots.
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As your new manager,
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I'll be making
a few changes around here.
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- Uh-oh.
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- All music in the jukebox
will now be...
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smooth jazz.
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All Weenie-themed art
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will now be fine art.
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And, lastly,
under no circumstances
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is anyone allowed
to interrupt my manager time.
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Being a manager is hard work.
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- Boss Weenie, you must
take out the trash.
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- Why can't you do it?
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- My extension cord
won't reach.
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Still better...
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Than the Krusty...
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Krab.
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Hey!
Open that door!
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both: Hooray.
Celebration.
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Celebration.
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Glug, glug, glug.
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- Huh?
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Aah!
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- Oh, good.
You are back.
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- Weenie.
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All right, Squidward.
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It's time for a little
managerial work.
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"How to Repair Unruly Robots."
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Hmm.
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That ought to do the trick.
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Weenie Bots, bring me a weenie.
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both:
Yes, Mr. Manager.
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Oh.
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I did it!
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They're perfect employees now.
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Weenie Bots, run the store.
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I'm having manager time.
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both:
Yes, Mr. Manager.
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
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♪
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Mr. Manager.
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- Can't you see
I'm trying to sleep?
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I mean manage.
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- The president
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of the Weenie Hut Corporation
is arriving.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Oh.
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♪
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What a weenie.
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- Weenie J. Weiner.
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The J stands for Junior.
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You must be
Squidward Q. Tentacles.
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- The Q stands for Quincy.
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To what do I owe this honor?
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- Your success has been all
the buzz down at headquarters.
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- Oh!
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- So I came straightaway
to offer you
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the big promotion.
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- Finally, someone
recognizes my worth.
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Oh.
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- But, first,
you'll need to take
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our upper-management course.
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Please, step
into my weeniecopter.
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♪
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- Welcome
to Weenie Hut Senior's!
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- Oh, wow.
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both:
Congratulations, Weenie.
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- Congratulations, Weenie.
- Congratulations, Weenie.
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- There sure are a lot
of robots working here.
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- Yes, robots
are so much more efficient
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and sanitary.
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- Welcome, Weenie.
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- Please, have a seat.
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Now lie back
and think of weenies.
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- What exactly
is this management course?
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- Well, you see, Squidward,
we are going to turn you
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into the most efficient manager
you can be...
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By turning you into a...
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Robot.
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- Oh, a robot,
well, that sounds just--
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Help me!
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- Oh, we are helping you,
Squidward.
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You will be...
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One of us.
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- Typical.
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Oh!
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- Huh?
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- Ahoy there, Squidward.
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We're here to save you.
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- How did you even know
I was here?
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- I knew you were in danger.
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My squiddy sense was tingling.
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- I don't want to know
what that means.
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Just get me out of here!
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- All right, SpongeBob,
load her up.
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- She's ready!
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Watch your head.
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- Whoo-hoo!
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Pinchy, pinchy.
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Huh?
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- Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie.
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- That brat's gonna burst!
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- Yummy weenie.
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Ow.
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- Looks like we got here
just in time.
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Good to see ya, pal.
- Oof!
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Order up, Squidward!
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Gee, it sure is great
to have you back.
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- Sigh.
Please unplug me.
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♪
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- "The belly of inspiration
lies in the midst of your gut."
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Welp, I better return this
wonderful book to the library
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before it's due.
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Ah!
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SpongeBob, what did I tell you
about standing too close to me?
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- Oh, you said...
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If you
keep standing too close to me,
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I'm going to trip over you.
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- I rest my case...
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and my face.
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Sorry, Squidward.
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I just wanted to invite you
to go with me and Patrick.
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We have a really
fun day planned.
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Mm!
- Oh, shucks and golly gee.
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I really wish
I could come and have big fun
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with you and Patrick.
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Eeh!
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- But?
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- But I have to return
my favorite book
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of daily affirmations
to the library by noon,
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or I'll have to pay a penalty.
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You mean this book?
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"In life, 'tis better to play
hide-and-seek with the trees
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than checkers with the wind."
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Hey, that's what
Patrick always says.
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- No, he doesn't.
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Get your own affirmations.
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- Hi, SpongeBob.
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Here we go!
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Ha, 9:00 a.m.--
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plenty of time
before the deadline.
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Yeah, you have to get up
pretty early in the morning.
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And I did.
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Ah, there it is--
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book returns, top floor.
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both: Hey, Squidward.
Going up?
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- Ah!
Uh, I'll take the next one.
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both: Squidward!
- Huh?
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both: Hold the door!
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- Close the door.
Close the door. Close the door.
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- Thanks for holding
the door, Squidward.
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I thought you yo-yos
had a big day of fun planned.
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Why aren't you there?
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- We are there, Squidward,
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because today is...
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both:
Elevator Riding Day!
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Wa-hoo!
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I feel my anger.
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But I am calm
like a plate of linguine.
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Patrick, be a dear
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and hit the top-floor button
for me, please.
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- Top floor!
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Going up--right after we
hit all these other floors.
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What are you doing?
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- Yeah, Patrick,
what are you doing?
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You missed one.
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Boop.
Every floor counts!
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Hey!
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- Top floor first.
Top floor first.
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Oh, no, we're trapped,
trapped like sardines!
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- Don't worry, Squidward.
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This happens to us
all the time.
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- Yeah, last week we only had
to wait five hours.
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- "Five hours"?
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That's past
the book-return deadline!
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Like a plate of linguine.
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Hey, why don't we just use
the emergency phone
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and call for help?
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- Well, if you want
to do it the easy way.
266
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,793
Hello?
267
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,758
- Hello.
Oh, thank Neptune.
268
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,931
- Oh, thank Neptune.
269
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:42,241
- I didn't think
this phone would work.
270
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:44,448
- I didn't think
this phone would work.
271
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:45,931
- I'm trapped in an elevator.
272
00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,137
- I'm trapped in an elevator.
273
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,758
- Stop saying what I'm saying!
274
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,551
- Stop saying what I'm saying.
275
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,000
- I really am trapped
in an elevator.
276
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:57,172
- I really am trapped
in an elevator.
277
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,241
Gosh!
278
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:01,137
Oh, you're no help at all.
279
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,310
You're no help at all.
280
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:04,655
both:
Idiot!
281
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:10,620
"Relaxation is the tippy toe
to tranquility."
282
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,310
- Now you relax.
283
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:16,241
Patrick can fix it.
284
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,620
- Yeah, my dad
was an elevator surgeon
285
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,275
for a whole day.
286
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,931
- He was a what?
287
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,655
- Screwdriver.
288
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:28,793
Hmm.
289
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:35,827
And now to connect
the right wires.
290
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,896
That's not it.
291
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,517
- Wait, Patrick, don't!
292
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:48,000
- Patrick.
293
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,655
- Enough!
Get me out of here!
294
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,620
Why won't these
stupid doors open?
295
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,965
Huh?
296
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,172
- Squidward!
297
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,862
Grab my hand!
298
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,896
- Huh?
299
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:34,034
♪
300
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,862
- That was a close one,
huh, Squidward?
301
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,034
- What's that?
302
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,344
both:
A door.
303
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,724
Hurry!
304
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:49,379
- Good luck, losers.
305
00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:51,000
- Thanks, Squidward.
306
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:55,827
- Finally, that book
is getting returned on time.
307
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:57,517
Thank Neptune!
308
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,310
both: Hey, Squidward.
- Huh?
309
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,448
both:
You're back.
310
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:08,620
both:
Now give us a boost.
311
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:13,448
- "Serenity floats
on an ocean of cheese."
312
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:18,931
I'm starving.
313
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:21,241
How long have we been stuck
in here?
314
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,551
- Don't worry, Squidward.
315
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,275
While you were out,
I ordered a pizza.
316
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,241
- Give me that, you pea brain.
317
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,827
We can call for help.
318
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:33,793
Of course.
319
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:36,620
Pizza delivery.
320
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,551
- Thanks.
321
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,586
- We're saved!
322
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:42,724
Patrick!
323
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:50,724
- All right!
Let's eat!
324
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,344
- Eat what?
325
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:59,413
- Now I'm starving, and my book
is going to be late.
326
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:04,068
"Only when all is lost can
you see inside your nostrils
327
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,310
and find yourself."
328
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,448
Oh, ah.
329
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,068
I'm free!
330
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,103
After 22 years,
331
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:30,172
I finally got
out of that cursed elevator.
332
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,724
W-what?
Huh?
333
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,620
Another elevator?
334
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:41,310
- Greetings, stranger.
335
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:44,172
Welcome to our island
of tranquility.
336
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,379
both: Going up.
337
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:52,862
- This is a lot nicer
than my old elevator.
338
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,724
Mind if I stay here a while?
339
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,620
- You'll have to ask the king.
340
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:01,793
both: Going up.
341
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:06,172
- The king?
- Did someone say my name?
342
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,344
- Oh, wise King Squidward.
343
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:11,275
This weary traveler
wishes to stay with us.
344
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:14,379
- Please, King,
can we keep him?
345
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,689
- Hmm.
Let me consult the book.
346
00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:27,517
both: The book.
The book.
347
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:32,103
- "A friend in need is
a servant guaranteed."
348
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:36,482
The book says yes!
349
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,310
both: Going up!
350
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:42,793
- Of course you can stay
with us, my child.
351
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:45,827
We'll teach you
the ways of the book.
352
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:49,000
And you'll get to spend
every day
353
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,862
worshipping me.
354
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,896
both:
You'll be just like us.
355
00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,241
- Oh, gee.
356
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,620
Oh, hey, is that the doorbell?
357
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,103
I-I think I left the oven on.
358
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:05,103
Whoo!
359
00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:08,655
- Listen, my people,
360
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,482
the book says it's time
for me to relax.
361
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:12,931
Huh?
362
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:15,068
- Hello?
Are you all right in there?
363
00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:18,689
- Yes, yes, I'm all right!
Get me out!
364
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,862
Oh, thank you.
365
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:26,310
Thank you for rescuing me
from these stupid--
366
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:28,862
- Are you Squidward Tentacles?
- Yes.
367
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,551
- We've been looking for you.
368
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:32,551
We're the library police.
369
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:36,655
You have a withdrawn book
that is now 30 seconds overdue.
370
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:39,206
And you'll have to pay
the penalty.
371
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,241
- What do I owe you--
like, a nickel?
372
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:45,310
You're going to library jail.
373
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:48,413
Library jail--
374
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,551
how relaxing.
375
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,689
"I appreciate myself
by taking time to recharge
376
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,931
"with my best friend--
377
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,620
me."
378
00:22:05,689 --> 00:22:09,827
both: Oh, wise king,
we missed you so.
379
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:12,241
- Why, Neptune?
380
00:22:12,344 --> 00:22:14,379
Why?
381
00:22:14,482 --> 00:22:16,517
- We had overdue books, too.
382
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:21,620
both: Going up.
383
00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:22,793
Going up!
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