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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, Lady Upturn!
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Always a delight to
have you back at our gallery.
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- I'm bored by the art
in my home.
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What do you have that's
new and interesting?
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Ick.
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- Oh, I-I've been saving
our newest and finest
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pieces just for you.
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This work is by one of
our emerging artists.
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- Bleh.
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Where did they emerge
from, under a rock?
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- Ah, how did you know?
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- Lady Upturn,
I am so, so sorry.
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I should never have
shown you that dreck.
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Never fear.
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This next work is
guaranteed to excite.
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Bikini Bottom's
premier dance troupe
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has created
a performance so new,
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even they don't
know what it is yet.
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♪
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- Yawn.
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Moving in time to
music is hardly new.
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This does nothing
for me, either.
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- Oh, surely, there's
something here you'll enjoy.
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- No, I'm afraid not.
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Regigilled!
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I need a walk to clear my mind.
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Carry me.
- Very good, ma'am.
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- Alas, I have failed.
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Ow.
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Whoo!
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- No!
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♪ ♪
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- Oh?
- Oh.
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My apologies, madam.
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I shall remove your person
from this cacophony at once.
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- No, no, Regigilled.
Take me closer.
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As you wish.
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♪ ♪
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- You, there!
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Yes, you!
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- I'm allowed to play
my clarinet here.
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It's a free ocean, you know.
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I'm not stopping!
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- Stop?
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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That is the most interesting
and avant-garde music
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I have heard in years.
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Oh, it is sublime.
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Do you have a patron?
I simply must be yours.
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- Yeah, yeah, very funny.
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What is this, one of those
hidden-camera TV prank shows?
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- Heavens, no.
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Television
is the lowest form of art.
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Regigilled, pay the man.
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- You can't just buy the soul
of a raw talent like myself.
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Lady, you just bought
yourself an artist.
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Hello, losers.
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- Hi, Squidward.
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- What's with all the joy,
Mr. Squidward?
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- I'm a paid musician now.
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- You?
Musician? Paid?
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- Laugh all you want,
but it's true.
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I don't need this minimum-wage
prison anymore.
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I quit.
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Huh?
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- Wow!
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Squidward's dreams are
finally coming true.
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- Welcome to your new home,
Mr. Tentacles.
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- Oh, my, it's incredible.
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But where are you
going to live?
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The mansion is mine.
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You just get one tiny room.
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Oh, my.
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Wow!
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- I cannot wait to show you off
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to my wealthy,
taste-making friends,
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so you better get writing.
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- Yes, ma'am, ma'am.
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- Toodle-oo, you genius, you.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Out of my way, peon.
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- So sorry, my lord.
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- Wow, Squidward.
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That was very, uh,
confident of you.
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- Yes.
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Being an artist requires
having an artist's temperament,
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you boob.
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What took you so long?
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Now, then, I'm only
here to invite you
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both to my big debut concert.
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Huh?
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- Witness my rebirth
on the grandest stage
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in Bikini Bottom...
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if you can get the time off.
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Somehow,
he's even more annoying now
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than when he worked here.
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- Wait, Mr. Krabs.
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Squidward is just being
insufferable because his dreams
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are coming true.
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We have to go and support him.
We're his friends.
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- Well, "friends"
is a strong word, but fine.
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♪ ♪
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Hiya, Squidward.
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Mr. Krabs and I just wanted
to wish you luck
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before your big show.
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- Luck?
- Don't be stupid.
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I'm the greatest musician
who ever lived.
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Rich people say so.
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- Can't argue with money.
- Now, go find your seats.
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I'm in the middle
of my pre-show ritual,
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and I don't want
to be bothered.
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- Eh.
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- Good evening, music lovers.
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Like me, I'm sure you are tired
of the same old notes being
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played the same old ways.
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Well, fear not.
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Tonight you will finally
hear something new.
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Tonight I present to you
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Mr. Squidward Tentacles.
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- Forget your wedding.
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Forget the birth
of your first child.
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This is going to be
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the greatest night
of your lives.
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all:
Oh!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, isn't it
dazzling, Doctor?
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Oh.
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- Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
Yes.
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Pardon me, Lady Upturn.
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May I...?
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- Of course, Dr. Fishberg.
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- Lady Upturn, there's
a jellyfish blocking your ears.
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- Oh, goodness!
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It must have gotten
stuck up there during my walk
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through Jellyfish Fields.
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- Oh. Is that what
he really sounds like?
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♪ ♪
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This music is terrible!
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- Indeed.
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The jellyfish's buzzing
must have altered the noise
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to be more pleasurable for you.
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- Oh!
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♪ ♪
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- Stop that racket!
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Stop it!
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- How dare you interrupt m--
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- I have a confession to make.
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A jellyfish was
obstructing my ears,
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so I hadn't truly heard
this fraud's music.
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And now that I have,
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I am offended!
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- Hey!
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- To make up for this
abysmal performance,
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I would like to invite
you all back to my home
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to experience real music
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by my newest artiste,
Maestro Patrick Star.
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- What?
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♪
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- Yay!
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♪
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♪ ♪
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- Huh? Uh...
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Oh.
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- Whoo! Go, Squidward!
- Encore! Encore!
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We want more!
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- We want more!
- Do you really mean it?
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- Of course.
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We've got jellyfish.
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- Huh.
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I'll take what I can get.
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
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- Come on, Squidward!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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This just in:
New evidence that
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unidentified flying objects
have been secretly visiting
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Bikini Bottom for years.
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General, what are the
chances that these photos
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and videos are just a hoax?
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- 99.99999%.
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- There you have it--
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conclusive proof that
there is a 0.00001% chance
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UFOs are real.
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- That means there could be
evidence of UFOs anywhere!
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- Let's go find some.
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- Here, alien.
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- Alien! Alien!
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- Hmm.
- Huh?
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- Uh, huh?
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Huh?
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- It's the middle of the night!
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What are you two idiots doing?
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- We found an
alien crop circle!
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- It's only a crop circle
because you're
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stomping on my begonias!
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- Huh?
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- Okay.
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Yeah, that is us.
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- We're hunting space
aliens and UFOs.
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- Space aliens and UFOs
do not exist.
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Go to sleep!
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Okay.
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You want to see space aliens?
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I'll show you space aliens.
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- This could
definitely be a UFO.
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♪ ♪
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A real UFO!
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both: First contact!
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First contact!
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First contact!
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both: Whoa!
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- Intergalactic.
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- Spacey.
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- Cosmic.
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♪ ♪
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- We just got hit
by a flying saucer!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Cool!
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- Cool! Yeah!
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Greetings, earthlings.
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- A r-r-real space alien.
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Greetings, sir.
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It's me, you tinfoil twits.
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It was all me.
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Space aliens don't exist.
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Got it?
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- Thank you, Squidward.
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We can see now how
silly we really were.
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I know.
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Let's play superheroes instead.
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- Yeah!
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At least we know they're real.
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- Idiots.
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♪ ♪
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- At last, evidence of our
ancient aquatic ancestors.
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- We must take the artifact
back to the ship.
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We'll be rich.
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Rich, I say.
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- I told you two,
space aliens don't exist.
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Go away!
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- Oh, no.
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The artifact is infested
with a parasite.
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- We must eradicate it
before our departure.
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- I'm telling you,
it's always something.
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♪ ♪
272
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,068
- Huh?
273
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,517
Who--who's there?
274
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,103
Ahh!
275
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,517
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
276
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:02,655
♪ ♪
277
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,103
- Ah-ha!
278
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:10,689
- My holes!
279
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:11,689
My holes!
280
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,379
Oh, my holes!
281
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,931
- Thank Neptune
I have my readers.
282
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,517
♪ ♪
283
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,172
Have SpongeBob and Patrick
gone cuckoo?
284
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,827
You!
285
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:39,793
SpongeBob and Patrick,
take off those stupid masks!
286
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:42,931
I know it's you.
287
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,379
- Stop it.
288
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:45,724
You're hurting me.
289
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,344
- Mayday!
Mayday!
290
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,655
We need backup.
291
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:57,413
- Will you two
shut up in there?
292
00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,862
I'm trying to get your heads--
293
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:01,931
off?
294
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,655
♪ ♪
295
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,206
Those nimrods were right.
296
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,137
Aliens are real!
297
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,758
SpongeBob, let me in!
298
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,103
You were right!
299
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:18,206
Tell Patrick you were right!
300
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,862
- Success.
301
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,310
The vermin has evacuated.
302
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,448
- Let's take the artifact
to our ship
303
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,689
before that horrible stinkbug
comes back.
304
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,551
♪ ♪
305
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:41,896
♪ ♪
306
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,206
- No! Wait! Wait!
307
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,068
Wait, wait, wait!
308
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,103
♪ ♪
309
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:01,379
Hmm.
310
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,137
- So I says, I'll show
youa tractor beam.
311
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,931
- All right,
who's in charge here?
312
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,413
I want to speak to the manager.
313
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:15,827
- Manager?
314
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,034
Take me to your leader.
315
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,551
- That would be our supervisor.
316
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,241
His office is down this hall.
317
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,862
You just make a left
then a right.
318
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,034
- Don't talk to him.
319
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,379
He is the vermin we eradicated.
320
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:33,241
- Looks like somebody
failed eradication class.
321
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,241
- Zip it.
322
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,793
I outrank you both.
323
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:42,275
- I want you to put my home
back where you found it.
324
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,965
- Could you step forward?
325
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,620
I'm hard of hearing.
326
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,689
- Sure.
327
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,241
And another thing.
328
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,655
What's the big idea
of coming to my planet
329
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,344
and taking my house
out of my yard
330
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,724
just because it looked
like your stupid head?
331
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,827
- Talking vermin are
the worst kind.
332
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,172
Am I right?
333
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,827
- Just so it's not
a total loss,
334
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:10,655
I say we run some tests
and do a probe.
335
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,344
- Hooray!
We're doing a probe!
336
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,586
all: Probe! Probe! Probe!
337
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,344
Probe! Probe! Probe!
338
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,000
Probe! Probe!
- Probe?
339
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:21,000
- Probe! Probe! Probe!
340
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,172
Probe! Probe!
341
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,655
- X-ray.
342
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,965
Despite the large cranium,
343
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,068
the brain seems
below average size.
344
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,310
- Hey!
345
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827
- High blood pressure.
346
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,000
Better watch that temper.
347
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:47,000
Rotate neck.
348
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,965
♪ ♪
349
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,758
Nose hose.
350
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,275
♪ ♪
351
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,827
Impressive storage space.
352
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:09,206
Now for the fun part.
353
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,793
- Ahh!
354
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,448
- Freedom!
355
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,000
all: Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
356
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,655
Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
357
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,620
Huh?
358
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:44,137
♪ ♪
359
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,172
- Daddy.
360
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,344
Huh?
361
00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,931
♪
362
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:17,689
No!
363
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,413
Please don't probe me!
364
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:25,758
♪ ♪
365
00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,068
Huh?
366
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:33,310
♪ ♪
367
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,655
- In this probe,
I will be asking you
368
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:38,931
embarrassing questions
about your childhood.
369
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,517
- Well, I guess I did have
trouble making friends.
370
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:50,103
- Then when I was three,
I said, "Mumsy, I told you,
371
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,931
I don't like kelp juice."
372
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,448
And she said, "Well, I don't
like being called Mumsy."
373
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,103
And then--
all: Enough!
374
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,448
- Good riddance, vermin.
375
00:22:07,517 --> 00:22:10,206
Keep your dumb, old artifact.
376
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:13,206
- And you can keep your
mother stories too.
377
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:14,586
Oy vey!
378
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,620
♪ ♪
379
00:22:16,689 --> 00:22:18,827
- Squidward, if I
didn't know better,
380
00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:21,965
I'd be thinking that was
a real alien spaceship.
381
00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:24,586
- But we do know better,
huh, Squidward?
382
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:26,482
- I was wrong, okay?
383
00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:28,310
Aliens are real!
384
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,137
I was on their ship, and I was
telling them about my mother,
385
00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:32,551
and--and--and--and--
386
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,172
- We get it, Squidward.
387
00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,862
- Aliens don't exist!
388
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,310
- But they do exist.
389
00:22:39,655 --> 00:22:41,896
Of course.
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