All language subtitles for Screwballs.S02E19.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track3_[eng]

IN SOME PLACE IN GANGJIN

THERE WERE FARMHANDS WHO RULED THE VILLAGE

TODAY'S DRESS CODE: FARMHAND

It's good to see everyone.

Hello.

The madam I am working for

has about 80 places

that I manage.

Why?

To make money.

-Oh, she runs a business?
-Yes.

Of course.

So I bought this for myself

from Cartier.

REALLY?

It's Cartier.

LANKY CHECKS IF IT'S REAL

-This time--
-It's really Cartier.

-Really?
-Yes.

After cleaning Madam's house, we went to

the department store Galleria.

Can a farmhand do that?

Don't you know the times we're living in?

Farmhands are different from before.

-You know, I think--
-Farmhands used to only work in one place.

Nowadays, if you work well like I do,
you get called from many places.

Don't you know The Organizing Queen?

I help out with organizing too.

The reason why
I'm not motivated from the opening

-is because we made a pact.
-Right.

-That's right.
-Farmhands.

What will we do with farmhands?

Put a twist on it?

We decided to test the waters,

so we all agreed on
dressing up as farmhands.

Pure and simple.

So I dressed up as a farmhand today.

I simply added a couple of details
to switch up the perspective.

Then, I stood up there.

-It was demoralizing.
-What's going on?

Honestly, when I saw

that person, I thought,
"There's nothing we can do about this."

I'll do my best in the main segment.

-Me too.
-I'll stay out of this.

-What's wrong?
-I'd like to apologize in advance too.

-Those two are also…
-These two as well.

-Welcome.
-Hello.

You should just say hello
and be done with it.

-Hello.
-Hi.

-Hey.
-I'm Oh-sung.

My name is Han-eum.

Aren't you Monk Sanzang?

Nice to meet you.

You look like Monk Sanzang.

I am called Han-eum.

We are very good friends.

-You're good friends?
-Yes.

How did you get here?

I took "hit the road."

You took "hit the road"?

Then what about you, Han-eum?

How did you get here?

HELP ME OUT, SOOK

-Keep it funny.
-Fork in the road.

Fork in the road.

-What?
-I took the "fork in the road."

-A fork?
-A fork.

You were in
this funny business for a while.

But you said you took

-the "fork in the road?"
-Wait.

What did you take?

-Oh, me?
-Yes.

As for me…

Let's see how funny you are.

What did you take?

FEELING THE PRESSURE

I am so sorry.

I can't possibly beat yours.

RAN OUT OF AD LIB

-Hello.
-Oh, my.

-What's up with him?
-Hang on. What?

Who's this guy?

-Hello.
-Oh, my.

AND WHAT'S THIS?

Who's this guy?

Isn't this episode a farmhand special?

Vroom.

Did you not get the message?

I'm here. Vroom, vroom.

-Did you get the wrong message?
-Come on.

Didn't we get the message
to dress up as farmhands?

THE CULPRIT
WHO DEMORALIZED THE OTHER FARMHANDS

-Why so gross?
-He's like Hong-chul.

I am

the dude

who rides bikes. The dude.

The dude?

-The dude?
-Yes, the dude.

-I'm a biker dude.
-I couldn't even imagine

that he'd take this route.

How did you get dude from farmhand?

Aren't you hot, Woo-young?

CURRENTLY 28 DEGREES CELSIUS

He's a dude.

SCOFFS

I'm a bit hot.

-He's even wearing gloves.
-You know--

-I'm a bit hot.
-It lights up?

Let me ask you one thing.

We were asked to dress as farmhands,
so how did you end up as a dude?

I didn't want to do as they said.

-There was something within me.
-Rebelliousness.

I wanted to twist it as soon as I heard.

I'm here. Vroom, vroom.

THE RESULT OF THAT

The thing is, the dress code
we gave you was farmhands.

There is one dude though.

The term farmhand refers to

a strong, reliable worker
hired by a farming household

to handle fieldwork and other tasks.

Most people think farmhands
were of the lowest class,

but unlike slaves who were lowest class,
they were farmers.

-For real?
-They voluntarily worked

for wealthy households.

-Of course.
-Voluntarily?

-I didn't know that.
-I did some research.

Farmhands didn't just work.

They worked

for a wage.

Their lives were

pretty good
if they worked for a rich family.

So they're classed as farmers?

-Yes, they're farmers.
-Not slaves?

That's why there were
scandals with the madams.

They were close by.

Good job. You said what I wanted to say.

I'm a dude.

-What are you saying?
-That's why farmhands had…

-What are you saying, man?
-…so many…

Why are you clapping?

When the madam is in her room,

she'd say, "Dol-soe, are you there?"

"I'm right outside, my lady."

"Come in here briefly."

"May I come in?"

Geez, that is so lewd.

-Yeah.
-What?

-It's lewd.
-When I saw that as a kid--

-That's not lewd.
-It is.

No, it isn't.

This is what I was saying.

"Dol-soe, are you there?

Come into my room
and catch the cockroach."

-That was it.
-Right.

Geez.

Am I the only one
that thought it was lewd?

She must've thought
of the cockroach's pose.

COME ON

-The way it walks.
-Come on.

Isn't it time for some lewd stories?

Don't make me the weird guy.

You went too far though.

WHATEVER

-Madams are scared when--
-You're no fun.

Let me ask you this.

Tell us whose family you work for.

Well, as for me,

-when my master guy…
-Master guy?

…says he wants to go on a trip,

-I'd immediately say, "Get on."
-I see.

The madam would like that.

-Quick delivery.
-My lady

is innocent but obsessive.

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT NOW?

-About you?
-Yes.

-Your madam is?
-Yes, she is.

She's pure,
but that's her unexpected charm.

Oh.

How did you find out about that?

GRINNING

Geez. Come on.

Are you two in a relationship?

SHHH

-He is.
-What the heck?

He's having a fling with her?

-As for me--
-How can I say it?

Our company is systemized well.

-Company?
-Farmhand company?

Yes, my farmhand company.

Our president provides very good benefits,

so we just use English names.

-It's horizontal.
-Yes, it is.

-Kelly?
-Sebastian,

Tony, Scarlet, etc. That's how we run it.

-Regarding parental leave…
-You have that?

…we get three years.

-Three whole years?
-Yes, three years.

If we have one child, we get two cows.

If we have two children, we get five cows.

That's so nice.

It's amazing!

The president of
our company is right here.

I'm not the president.

I have a boss too.

-But he works for me.
-That's right.

-I am his boss…
-Yes.

…so I don't do any physical labor.

I do the accounting.

Weren't you carrying a pack frame earlier?

You know what?

-Sounds like a typical pyramid scheme.
-She was carrying a pack frame.

Well, I do accounting.

Money issues.

I exchange yuan or dollars
into Korean currency.

That's the kind of work I do.

Most of my deliveries are to her.

She calls me all the time.

It's a huge company.

Then,

you all help each other out.

It's all working out well for you.

You all belong to various companies.

Since you worked so hard,

-I thought you'd be exhausted.
-Yes, that's right.

So we prepared a special time
for all of you farmhands.

Really?

The Farmhand special.

Today's theme is

Farmhand Holiday.

FARMHAND HOLIDAY

-That's so sweet.
-I love it.

This is a village
called Byeongyeong in Gangjin.

It's so pretty here.

-It's so pretty.
-What a pretty village.

-It's like a fairy-tale village.
-Yeah.

You were napping so you didn't see it,

but the fortress was

-so pretty.
-I want to go see it.

THE STONE WALL PATH BATHED IN SUNLIGHT

THE FORTRESS OF GANGJIN
SCULPTED BY THE PASSAGE OF TIME

By the way, do you see
the stone wall next to you?

-Yes.
-It's a cultural heritage.

This is from way back when?

Yes, it's a cultural heritage.

You know, I noticed that
it looked different than the ones in Jeju.

By the way, even within Gangjin,
Byeongyeong-myeon is

actively carrying out
urban regeneration projects.

That's why some young people
have come down from Seoul

to use their expertise
to start businesses here,

and it's also being
developed as a tourist destination.

As a result, it has been selected
as the best area in urban regeneration

by the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure,
and Transport.

-This alley is so pretty.
-It's so nice.

I also heard that
there's a bulgogi village here.

-Bulgogi alley?
-Their bulgogi is famous.

PLANNING TO VISIT SHORTLY

Lately, I have been

obsessed with bulgogi.

-All of a sudden?
-What?

-Aren't we going to the bulgogi village?
-Yes.

-Are the portions big?
-Of course.

I'm sure they'll have enough for you.

-They'll have three pieces for you to eat.
-Yeah.

-How many pieces?
-Three.

Two?

-Show us.
-Four pieces?

-Show us.
-Oh, yeah.

Since we're going anyway, eat five pieces.

-You've improved.
-Stop. He got sick last time he ate a lot.

-All right.
-I'm excited about the bulgogi.

All you farmhands have been
working so hard.

Now, you get to go on vacation together,

-so please enjoy it.
-I'm excited.

The farmhand that worked hard,
take a leave.

The perfect farmhand holiday
is waiting for you.

-The first spot is already interesting.
-Okay.

It's the building behind you.

It looks pretty plain, right?

-It does.
-That building?

Shall we head over there?

-Okay.
-What is it?

The village looks prettier in the evening.

Vroom.

Over here.

Gosh, what is this?

I smell something delicious.

AS YOU WALK ALONG
THE SERENE STONE WALL PATH

YOU DISCOVER AN UNEXPECTED

HOT SPOT

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Wow! Look at that.
-What is that?

STYLISH PUB

Is it a brewery?

I think it's a brewery.

That's awesome.

This is the first holiday spot
for Farmhand Holiday.

Thanks to Gangjin's youth support program,

the business owner who used to
make makgeolli and beer in Seongsu,

moved to Gangjin,
and sells his own handcrafted beers

at his brewery called Hamel Brewery.

-I've heard of Hamel before.
-Hamel?

-Hamel's Journal.
-Right.

-The Dutch person from Hamel's Journal…
-Oh, Hamel?

…was also exiled here in Gangjin.

-He was?
-Yes.

That's why Hamel Museum
is right next door.

-Wow.
-Wow.

That Dutch person spent
a long time here in Gangjin?

Exactly.

You know, I was enjoying
this traditional beauty of Korea,

but then, I turned around
and saw this very hip brewery.

-It's so nice.
-For real.

This place suits Woo-young.

I was surprised by it.

-May I introduce the owner of this place?
-Yes.

-Are you curious?
-Yes.

He came here from Seongsu.

-He returned to the countryside in a way.
-I know.

Hello.

Hello, sir.

He must've been working.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Please introduce yourself.

My name is Kim Hui-eun.

Just like Hamel, I'm stuck here,

but I'm making beer
and traditional liquor instead.

You moved here from Seoul?

Yes.

What did you like about this place?

It must not have been easy.

-There are so many people in Seongsu.
-It's a hot spot.

Isn't it nearly impossible?

He mentioned
the urban regeneration project, right?

I guess I found an opportunity in Gangjin.

Then, what about your business in Seoul?

The one in Seongsu-dong?

-I formed a co-op…
-Okay.

-…so it still runs in a small scale.
-In Seongsu?

THE CEO LISTENS CAREFULLY

Then, do you get customers here?
Are there a lot of tourists?

We have a lot.
Maybe around seven people a day?

-Seven?
-Yes.

But your store is huge.

-What about weekends?
-Seven people is…

-I'm sure you get a lot.
-10 on weekends.

WHAT?

You know what I think?

He doesn't make a profit
from the number of customers.

After brewing his beer,

he probably sells
and distributes them elsewhere.

Exactly. For example,
as you can see, there are many here today.

Today is the most customers I've had.

Since opening your brewery?

After opening it?

There were times when we had more,

-but there are many today.
-How many more?

We get a lot of tourist groups.

Our main sales channel
is through distribution.

-I see.
-It's through distribution.

-So you're kind of like a manufacturer.
-That's right.

But since we're here,

we can't just leave.
Can we have some beer?

We have to try it.

Can we taste what he made?

So Farmhand Holiday will be
carried out as a team competition.

Through the team game,

you can either win

-the beer that he made or not.
-Oh.

-That's how it'll be.
-I really want to try it.

The lager looks good.

Do you all enjoy drinking alcohol?

He's dependent and she's an alcoholic.

-Hey!
-And him?

-He drinks until he's hammered.
-You know,

the only time I do that
is during team dinners with Screwballs.

The two of us don't drink alcohol.

-We don't drink.
-To be honest, I should drink less.

I think he's been saying that
for the last three years.

Don't you drink a lot less?

How much less?

I used to drink six to seven days a week,
but it went down to five days.

-That's a lot?
-Five days.

For two days.

I guess you're just healthy.

But you know, I'm sure I'll die someday.

-Isn't this a special beer?
-Yes.

He made it himself.

IT IS FILLED WITH THE OWNER'S

LOVE AND CARE

It isn't just the countless common beers.

A truly special beer is at stake

in this game that we are about to play.

The title of this game is

Words Accomplish Anything.

Words Accomplish Anything.

I think Sae-ho used to say this a lot.

We say this to someone every now and then.

Hey, does that make sense to you?

He'd say, "Does that make sense to you?"

The meaning of this game though

is exactly that.
Words can accomplish anything.

It means
words can accomplish anything you want.

You are all farmhands right now, right?

-Yes.
-However,

in this game, you get to be
someone else rather than a farmhand.

You can be a top star or a madam.

You'll get a chance to win opportunities
to rise to a variety of statuses.

I told you it was a team competition.

You'll get various topics
based on statuses and situations.

Each person has to create
a coherent sentence that fits the topic.

I'm going to give you a word in each turn.

You have to start your sentence
with the word I give you.

For example, if the topic is farmhand

and I said the first word is "I."

-I saw it with my own eyes, my lady.
-Exactly.

You can say that.

Once again, if the topic is farmhand

and I say the first word is "now."

-Now is the time, my lady?
-That's correct.

Woo-young, the topic is farmhand.
Start a sentence with "now."

Now, I can do anything, ma'am.

Very good.

Then, it doesn't matter that
all of us start the sentence with "now"?

-I'll be giving different words.
-Oh.

THE TOPIC IS THE SAME
BUT THE FIRST WORD IS RANDOM

Then, I'll give you the topic.

I want a swig of that.

Madam.

TOPIC FOR ROUND 1
MADAM

-It's "madam."
-Madam?

THE MADAMS THAT GLADLY GAVE
THE FIVE FARMHANDS SOME TIME OFF

Okay, Woo-jae.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
MADAM SERIES

"I."

I'm lonely.

Now is the time.

He's crazy.

THE FARMHAND NEIGHBOR FEELS ASHAMED

What's wrong?

THIS IS HOW MY MADAM IS

Oh, the madam said that.

-I'm the madam, right?
-That's right.

Your turn, Sook.

"Let."

Let me give you everything.

THAT HOUSEHOLD'S THE SAME

Let me give you everything.

Just do as I say.

Come on, now.

Sorry. Let's stop the game briefly.

May I ask what you are offering?

-Well, you know…
-I'll buy them a house

and a horse. You know…

He worked well.

-It has many meanings.
-Yeah.

Okay.

You're up, Jin-kyung.

"Did."

Did you get my bed ready?

What? Is this the pattern?

The madam seems to be…

-She may have a servant.
-Okay.

Okay, Sae-ho.

"Come."

Come inside.

Isn't it too hot outside?

The inside would be hotter.

Let's go inside.

I have a fan.

Since it's going to be hotter inside…

Why does the madam

sound so scary?

-You're up, Woo-young.
-Jang Woo-young.

"Mum."

Mum's the word to your mom.

MUM'S THE WORD TO YOUR MOM

THEY MUST ALL WORK FOR THE SAME HOUSEHOLD

Why is the madam so seductive?

Mum's the word to your mom.

She could have given him

more allowance to him than last month
so it's a secret to his mom.

-Get your mind out of the gutter.
-Yeah.

It isn't in the gutter.

The farmhand was doing
what the madam ordered,

so why is it a secret to his mom?

You see, the madam and the mom
are school friends.

But since I ended up working at her house,

she had to be with her friend's son.
They had their reasons.

That's even sexier.

-With her friend's son?
-Yes.

Not with her son.

He's just working there.

-This is so trashy.
-He'd sweep and stuff.

It can be frustrating
from the mom's perspective.

Mum's the word to your mom.

The explanation is too long.

-You did it.
-Okay!

SUCCESS

Pick one, lager or IPA?

-Lager!
-Three lagers.

Just one glass.

We have to share the one glass?

FIVE OF US SHARE ONE GLASS?

We don't drink so it's okay.

-Wow. That looks amazing.
-Wow.

THE BEER IS BEING POURED

That looks so refreshing.

Start from Woo-young.

No, he'll drink all of it.

Let's play the loyalty game.

Sook and I will drink this much.

-The three of them can drink the rest.
-Okay.

-Can I drink now?
-Yes.

WOO-JAE WHO DOESN'T LIKE ALCOHOL
TAKES A SIP

What the heck?

What the heck are you doing?

HIS THROAT GULPS IT DOWN
AS SOON AS HE STARTS DRINKING

What the heck is he doing?

-I knew it.
-He's being funny.

-What the heck?
-I knew it.

-He can't even drink alcohol.
-He wanted to do that.

He did that to be funny.

You're going to pass out later.

Why would you
do that to yourself, Woo-jae?

HIS BODY REACTS AS SOON AS HE DRINKS

He's trying to give us a hard time.

-I know.
-Is he going to be okay later?

Wow! Sook,

take a sip. Even those
who don't like beer will like it.

Hey, it's really good.

TRY IT!

Jin-kyung, come on.

FINISHES IT WITHOUT ANY HESITATION

HOW COULD YOU NOT EVEN HESITATE

-Isn't it good?
-Yeah.

-What are you guys doing?
-It's so good.

-Isn't it?
-Yes.

Geez. It smells amazing.

It's the best.

My gosh. Smell it.

LET'S SMELL IT AT LEAST

It's the best beer I have ever had.

It's really good.

Do they sell this anywhere?

Here.

You can buy it from here.

Do you sell this anywhere else
besides here?

BURP

BURP

BURPING AGAIN

BREATHING HEAVILY

BURP

HE WENT TOO FAR WITH THE ONE GLASS OF BEER
THAT HE DRANK TO SPITE THE OTHERS

BURP

I don't think we can play a team game.

LOOK AT HIM
DRINKING TOO MUCH IS HARMFUL

-I knew it, Woo-jae.
-Why'd you drink so much?

He didn't even drink like that
at our team dinners.

This is too funny.

You know what?
Gangjin's beer is definitely different.

-It's good.
-It's delicious.

It's really good.

He drank that much?

I drank this because I wanted to

protect Sae-ho and Woo-young

from alcohol.

Why me? I just wanted to taste it.

I wanted to be a shield for them.

Let's go.

The next topic is

Hong Jin-kyung.

Hong Jin-kyung?

Hong Jin-kyung?

MY COLLEAGUE HONG JIN-KYUNG?

This is going to be fun.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
HONG JIN-KYUNG SERIES

It'll be the Jin-kyung I know.

Shall we start with Woo-jae?

-"Enough."
-Enough with the crap, Woo-jae.

ENOUGH WITH THE CRAP, WOO-JAE

YOU CAN HEAR HER VOICE IN THAT ANSWER

Success.

Sook, you're up.

"Straight."

Straight to bed.

I'm so sleepy.

JIN-KYUNG SLEEPS WELL ANYWHERE

I came here yesterday, but I'm so sleepy.

Success.

Okay, Jin-kyung.

"Jang."

Jang Woo-young, get lost.

SOUNDS FAMILIAR

Okay, Sae-ho.

"Look."

Look here.
Do I look like a pushover to you, Woo-jae?

IMPRESSIVE

You're really testing me, you jerk.
I'll kill you.

THE TONE AND LINES ARE SO JIN-KYUNG

It's totally possible.

Those are all Jin-kyung.

You're up, Woo-young.

-Give me a tough one.
-"Hey."

Hey, hey, hey.

THAT'S IT

-What was that?
-Fail.

-Why?
-What were you thinking?

-She says that a lot.
-"Hey, hey. What was that?"

That's what you should have said.

Woo-jae,

if you were Jin-kyung? "Hey."

Hey,

-look at him.
-Exactly.

Hey, what's that?

Hey, what's that?

Yeah. Hey, what's that?

Hey, what's that?

What's this?

Hey, what's that?

-Hey, what's that?
-Hey, what's that?

-You failed.
-Fail.

Of course he did.

Here's the next topic.

The topic is Joo Woo-jae.

Let's start with Woo-young.

-Yes, from me.
-Yes.

-It's Joo Woo-jae.
-Joo Woo-jae?

-Joo Woo-jae?
-Okay.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
JOO WOO-JAE SERIES

Okay, Woo-young.

"Not."

Not that all of them

are dumber than me,

but they basically
fall short of the standard.

The way he looks down on us.

The way he looks down on us.

People are going to think
that I'm really like that.

I'm not smart.
These guys are just too dim.

WHAT HE SAID ON THE FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING

Next up is Sae-ho.

WOO-JAE'S BEST FRIEND

"Do."

Do?

Do you know what magnesium is?

Basically, you know nothing.

Don't you know what it is?

I studied science.
Don't you know what magnesium is?

-People are going to believe this.
-It's true.

Okay, Jin-kyung.

"Isn't."

Isn't Ah-rin so pretty?

ISN'T MY NIECE AH-RIN SO PRETTY?

He just loves his niece so much.

-Isn't my niece Ah-rin so pretty?
-Shout out to my niece.

You're up, Sook.

"Why."

Why I ought to beat you all with this.

I can knock you all out
with this one punch, you know.

-That's it.
-That's it.

Next, Woo-jae.

You're the only one left.

"I."

I?

I love you, viewers.

-Fail.
-Fail.

You never say that.

That was so wrong, man.

He must be drunk.

I always think that though. So why not?

-He must be drunk.
-That was unbelievable.

You've never shown that side to us.

Unbelievable.

Okay. My bad. Can I go again?

-Let me try again with "I."
-With "I."

-"I."
-I love all of our staff members.

-Fail.
-That was the worst.

What's wrong with it?

You should have said,

"I am a total brat.

Yes, I am a total brat."
Why didn't you say that?

But that's how I feel.

-But…
-Fail. You failed.

-Total failure.
-We don't need beer.

Shall we try with Jang Woo-young?

Yes, Jang Woo-young.

Jang Woo-young?

-I can't think of anything.
-There's not much.

You can just say some crazy stuff.

-Crazy stuff?
-Yeah.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
JANG WOO-YOUNG SERIES

"Go."

Go?

-Go, you say?
-Yes.

Yeah?

Go?

LAUGHING

-Go?
-Success!

PERFECT IMPERSONATION

-That was Woo-young.
-Yeah.

I was acting.

Sook.

"I'm."

I'm mixing.

I'M MIXING

I can't go out.

I can't go out, guys.

I'm doing my final mixing.

Jin-kyung, you're up.

"Yo."

Yo, I want to take you to my house

What? Yo, what?

-Yo, I want to take you to my house
-Yo, what?

Yo, I want to take you to my house

He says "yo" a lot because he raps.

Yo, I want to take you to my house

Since it's related to Woo-young,

I'll give you another chance
with another word.

"Man."

Man, I want to take you to my house

I KNOW "WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING"
IS THE NAME OF THE GAME BUT…

You're determined to do this.

-I'll give you another chance.
-Okay.

"All."

All, I want to take you to my house

You know, she is like me
in the way she repeats it.

She's persistent though.

-That persistence is like Woo-young.
-Yeah.

Why am I touched by that?

She knows me so well.

-I'll let this one slide.
-Okay.

Your turn, Sae-ho.

"Young."

Young?

-Just do something.
-Okay.

Young-gu isn't here!

-Like that?
-I don't do that.

-Doesn't he do that often? Doesn't he?
-Darn it.

THERE'S NO WAY TO HELP HIM
BUT IT'S ALSO NOT WORTH IT

Give me a different one.

He quickly changed his tune.

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TOO

"Why."

WHAT DID HE DO?

WHAT WAS HE LIKE?

HE DID A LOT OF THIS AND THAT

Why I ought to…

Why I ought to…

Jin-kyung, why I ought to…

He says that.

FAIL

-This isn't working.
-For real.

What does he say though?

Fail.

Pick something other than our members.
It's harder than I thought.

-Then, the next topic is--
-School president.

School president?

Let's do In-seok. Our producer.

THE TOPIC FOR ROUND 5
PRODUCER

-I'll go first.
-I want to go first.

Me first.

-You're all excited.
-I'm confident about this.

Let's start with Woo-young.

Okay, Woo-young.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
PRODUCER SERIES

"Just."

Just come out when I say it nicely.

JUST COME OUT WHEN I SAY IT NICELY

-Someone spoke like that?
-Come out when I say it nicely.

Is that the end?

Success.

This isn't about In-seok.

-It's about producers.
-Yes, producers.

You're up, Sae-ho.

"Hi."

Hi, Mr. Cho Sae-ho.
I'm Producer Park In-seok.

Thank you for being on our show.

-Fail.
-Why?

I wouldn't speak so formally to you.

No, you said I had to make it
into a sentence. That's why I did that.

-The producer--
-But it doesn't make sense.

It could be when you first met.

Are you the only
Producer Park In-seok out there?

-Are you the only one?
-I feel like he is, don't you?

-Someone with the same name.
-I think there's only one Park In-seok.

Success.

-Okay.
-Next is Jin-kyung.

"Sorry."

Sorry. There was a bit of a delay.

SORRY THERE WAS A BIT OF A DELAY

WASN'T IT JUST LIKE HIM?

Is this just a producer or In-seok?

IS THIS JUST A PRODUCER
OR OUR PRODUCER IN-SEOK?

Let me say this at this moment.

Sorry. There's a bit of a delay.

SORRY TODAY'S SHOOT ENDED UP THAT WAY TOO

Please be understanding.

I'll give you your word.

"Let's."

Let's start without Sae-ho.

Sae-ho won't be joining us from this week.

She nailed it.

Be honest, Sae-ho.

Haven't you experienced this?

All the time.

-A long time ago.
-A long time ago.

I heard that a lot too.
"We'll move forward without you."

Let's go, Woo-jae.

LAST ONE

-"Man."
-Man, this isn't funny at all today.

Stand up, all of you.

Hey, I'm Park In-seok.

Stand in a row.

What's going on?

Hey, come over here.

Go. Keep going.

THE PRODUCER KEEPING THE CAST IN CHECK

-Go.
-All right!

-Next! Next up.
-Go!

-Why you, scumbags!
-Nice.

I don't like the vibe today at all.

That will be all.

-Success!
-You pass!

Success!

-Fail.
-Why?

Come on.

I'm sure it happened at least once.

Let him try again.

-At least once.
-Stop joking.

-She's right.
-Just ask around.

-Okay. "Man."
-I'll go with "man."

Let's try again with "man."

Okay. "Man."

Where's my cellphone?

THE PRODUCER STARES AT HIS CELLPHONE

Man, it's 0.3 percent?

IT'S 0.3 PERCENT?

Beat Coin is only at 0.3 percent?

OUT OF THE BLUE,
THE PAINFUL PAST HAS BEEN DUG UP

Beat Coin is

only at 0.3 percent?

Success.

THEY CAN ALL RELATE

Please say "Success."

Success!

IT'S SAD BUT HE SUCCEEDED

All of them back there are sad.

Well, you know…

From Woo-young this time.

THE PRECIOUS BEER THEY WON
AFTER THEIR 3RD TRY

I WON'T LET THE LOW-TOLERANCE GUY
TAKE IT THIS TIME

-Wow.
-Woo-young.

When your lips touch the glass,

you won't be able to stop.

Watch out.

Since we didn't get to drink,

-let's drink it up.
-Okay.

He hit the half-way mark.

-That's it. He should stop right now.
-That's it.

He just left him the froth.

WOO-JAE WAS RIGHT

What the heck was that?

Isn't it so good?

All Sae-ho can do is smell it.

I can't believe this.

THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT TO END

I'M PISSED OFF BUT LET ME STILL TASTE IT

The froth.

You get shaky at the end.

This is so not enough for me.

-This really isn't enough!
-It's so good.

-You know what it's like?
-I couldn't put it down.

It's like someone came over to my place

and said "Hello! Goodbye!"
That's what it's like.

As soon as I greet them,

they would say goodbye to me.
That's how it feels.

It left so quickly.

I wish I could have more.

-It'll be better next time.
-Then,

let's decide who can drink first
in the next game.

-The person whose line was the funniest.
-Yes.

An individual match.

-Yes.
-Okay.

-But they have to succeed.
-Yes, they do.

Geez.

In a relationship…

-I like it.
-Yeah.

-That's it.
-In a relationship,

they received a proposal.

-I see.
-Proposal?

-Yes, a proposal.
-To marry?

Yes, here we go.

A SITUATION LIKE THIS, FOR EXAMPLE?

-"That."
-Woo-young.

That's enough.

That's enough.

-We'll keep that in mind.
-Okay.

"It."

Woo-young.

It's enough.

-Come on.
-Geez.

How many are you blowing off, you lunatic?

WE'RE DONE IMITATING YOU

-"This."
-Sook.

This time would be my third wedding.

Will that be okay?

THE SHOCKING RESPONSE OF THE GIRLFRIEND

Sook is way in the lead.

I admit that was good.

-Let's do one last word in that topic.
-Okay.

If there's nothing special,

-it'll go to Sook.
-Okay.

THE ANXIOUS DRINKERS

"Okay."

Okay?

Jin-kyung.

Okay if I have a kid?

WAIT, THAT MEANS…

-Hang on.
-Hey.

-Isn't that about you?
-Hey.

-What?
-This is--

Okay if I have a kid?

She's determined to drink that beer.

Let's give the beer to Jin-kyung.

Jin-kyung wins.

Geez. "Okay if I have a kid?"

If you win the team game,

Jin-kyung gets to drink the beer first.

That was funny.

A job interview for a major company.

-Okay.
-Got it.

-A job interview.
-Then,

am I the interviewer or--

-No, the interviewee.
-Okay.

-You applied for the job.
-Okay.

FARMHANDS HAD EXPERIENCE IN INTERVIEWING
FOR THE HIGH-CLASS CELEBRITY CLUB

Woo-young can go first.

WORDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
INTERVIEW SERIES

"Not."

Not kidding.

-Good.
-I am

confident.

Please hire me.

Success.

I bet he didn't get the job

-though he accomplished the mission.
-Yes.

If I were the boss, I'd hire him.

That was so funny.

I'd hire him too. That's why he succeeded.

All right, Sae-ho.

"Mom."

Mom is the CEO of this company,

so I came here
because I was told to do the interview.

-Success.
-Jin-kyung.

"Okay."

Okay if I have a kid?

What the heck?

There are companies
that won't hire you if you have a kid.

-You're up, Sook.
-Okay.

"Lee."

Lee Cheol-jin is my name.

I came from across the northern border,

but I would like to
give my best in making it in South Korea.

Please give me a chance!

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYMENT

Next up is Woo-jae.

"Are."

Are you the owner?

Listen up, sir.

This company's alcohol is good.

I tried it and you get pleasantly drunk.

-Are you the owner?
-I think he's drunk.

-He's really drunk.
-Drink up.

THE SENSELESS DRUNKEN JOB INTERVIEW

Fail.

-Doggone it.
-Excuse me,

why do you keep changing the rule?

-We were supposed to raise our hands.
-Right.

Hang on. That's because…

-That's for the first place.
-That was to decide who drinks first.

It went back to the team game rule.

-It was to decide who drinks.
-Look,

his intelligence went out the window
after he drank that beer.

He looks like the village idiot too.

Snow is falling from the sky.

EXCESSIVE DRINKING LEADS TO
LOSS OF INTELLIGENCE

-Isn't that right?
-Yes, it is.

That was good.

-One last round.
-Okay.

Let's have one last drink before we leave.

If we make it funny this time,
give each one of us a glass.

Something that could be said
between two people having a fling.

Something romantic?

A FRESH FLING WHERE JUST LOOKING AT
ONE ANOTHER MAKES YOUR HEART RACE

-Okay. I'll go first.
-Okay. You're first, Woo-young.

"As."

As you can see,

I think I like you.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I THINK I LIKE YOU?

Let's try it again.

Woo-young, give it another go.
Is that okay?

Think sharp.

You have to think sharp, Woo-young.

It's our last chance.

The beard he drew on his face
looks so annoying.

I couldn't even look at myself either.

Okay. "As."

As soon as we can, let's meet. I miss you.

AS SOON AS WE CAN, LET'S MEET
I MISS YOU

As you can see,

don't you miss me so much?

Can't you feel it?

-Let's meet right now.
-Well,

it makes sense so success.

-So funny.
-Two people having a fling?

I'm good with "do" too.

You're good with "do"? What's that?

HE'S A BIT BRAZEN

"Can."

NO WAY

Do, do, do. Give me "do."

BE NICE LET'S GO WITH "DO"

-You can't request it.
-Are you a part of the staff?

Turn in your paycheck then.

All right. "Do."

This better be funny.

"Do."

Do you like sashimi?

I'll make some for you. Want to come over?
How about that?

You should have started with "do."

All right. I'll do better.

HE MUST REALLY WANT THAT BEER

-I'll go with "can."
-Okay. "Can."

"Don't."

AGAIN, NO WAY

He went with "don't"?

Don't say no.

Can I kiss you?

HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN A WHILE

Okay if I have a kid?

How was it? Wasn't it good?

-Success.
-Yeah. Success.

"Sent."

Sent money to your commissary account.

Where the heck is this guy?

Where is he?

Okay, nice.

It's possible.

Is this about Sook's first love?

-You're up, Sook.
-Okay.

"Ex."

Ex-boyfriend? Forgot about him ages ago.

Now,

I only have eyes for you.

Want to get some instant noodles?

-Okay, Woo-jae.
-In a fling, right?

-Yes, it is.
-Show us how it's done, Woo-jae.

"Let's."

Let's?

-I'll give you a chance to reconsider.
-He must really be drunk.

Does it have to be "let's"?

Yes. "Let's."

Let's not be friends anymore.

LET'S NOT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE

Be in a relationship with me.

BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

This one was good.

-Good job.
-It was good.

-Woo-jae, success.
-Okay!

THE LAST ROUND WAS A SUCCESS

By the way, are you going to
just keep giving us beer?

We'll move on to bulgogi now.

-Bulgogi?
-That sounds good!

Gosh.

BEFORE THAT,
LET ME DRINK UP THIS LAST BEER

SAE-HO FINALLY GETS A CHANCE TO TRY IT

-So good.
-Can I have a sip?

-Stop it.
-You have had enough.

-It's so good.
-Stop it.

-I want a sip.
-You had enough.

You're drunk.

-Finish it, Sae-ho.
-It's so good.

Finish it.

Drink it all up.

HE FINALLY GETS
A PROPER TASTE OF THE LAGER

-It has a clean finish.
-It's so good.

-I'm going to buy some.
-The carbonation is strong.

If you drink this with something

that's deep fried or a greasy burger,

the flavor will go so well with that.

-Let's buy a few.
-There's a really good brewery in Gangjin.

That was all for the beer mission
at Hamel Brewery.

-Let's move.
-Let's go.

Is it pork bulgogi?

You'd better kill three pigs.

You know, I really love alcohol.

-It's so good.
-But

-this lager was really good.
-Can you write their phone number here?

I've had beer from all around the world.

How is this one so good?

EVENING HAS ARRIVED IN GANGJIN

Gosh. I think I'm drunk.

My gosh. What do we do with you?
You only had one drink.

Come over here, Woo-jae.

BY THE WAY, HE ONLY HAD ONE GLASS

ONE HOUR LATER

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

We got this, Screwballs!

Screwballs!

Woo-young, go faster!

-Woo-young!
-It might fall.

It won't fall. I got it under control.
Just move fast!

-Turn around.
-Turn around.

-Turn around.
-Go.

Get moving.

-Go.
-Here I go!

The last one.

-No, come on!
-This isn't right!

-Shouldn't we play the game though?
-Come on.

SCREAMING

-There's no one to give it to.
-Oh, no.

I can see his butt.

What do I gain from this?

WHAT DO I GAIN FROM THIS?

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Subtitle translation by: Ilyoung Kim