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[both] Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!

[giggles]

[chews] Mm!

Ah, thank you, hon.

- Just what I wanted. - Here's my gift, Dad.

Thank you, Kiff. I've always wanted, uh... [hesitates]

It�s a jaw chewer.

You put this gadget in your mouth and chew.

It can help tone your jaw and get rid of those flabby jowls.

Thanks?

The salesman assured me this is a great gift for dads.

Jaw chewer, eh? [chomps]

- Hot. - Go, Dad.

[chewing] Thank you, Kif. Let's take this baby for a spin.

[grunting]

Are you serious?

Chubbles Wubbington wants another million

to star in my new movie, Jaw and Order?

I know, I know, he's the big star.

I just wish there was someone else we could cast.

But I'm not just gonna randomly stumble across

some perfect leading ma... an-

[brakes screech]

[? triumphant music playing]

? Jaw ?

Kenny, I have to call you back. I love you too.

[? upbeat ragtime music playing]

I can't believe this is happening.

Well, believe it, kid. [grunts]

And this is just the start.

You got the sauce, Marty. I'm telling you. [grunts]

Kid, [chuckles] nothing is... [grunts] going to stop

your rise... [grunts] to the top.

[grunts]

Um, hey, Roy, what's going on?

Do you know what I like most about you, Marty?

You're not taking me for all I'm worth,

unlike some mailboxes that I know.

Do you like sparkling water, Marty, my boy?

Was I just replaced by a less expensive actor

with a sharper jaw?

Are you okay, Chubbles?

- No. - [? somber music playing]

Who am I if I'm not acting?

Uh... I'm so sorry, Chubbles.

- Oh, it's okay, Kiff. - [? music concludes]

It's not like you inadvertently caused all this.

[chuckles, sighs]

Uh, there's so much you can do, Chubbles.

The world is a big place filled with opportunity.

Hey, let me help you.

Hmm. Slim Pickins is looking for a new grocery cart wrangler.

[Chubbles] Look at me.

So young. So innocent.

Hey, is that Yes, Ancestor?

The show where celebrities learn all about their family tree?

Now, according to our research, you come from a long line

of mailbox men and women.

Yes, I do. My parents were disappointed

that I didn't follow in their footsteps.

I love acting, but sometimes I wonder... What if...

That's it! You can be a mailbox man!

Or a man mailbox... man.

A mail man... mail... mailman box?

You're right. I'm going to be a mailman box.

Just like my parents and my grandparents before me.

Look at you. A mailman box.

A mailbox who also delivers mail.

Thank you, Kiff. Look out, world.

Chubbles the mailman is a-comin'.

[grunts]

Guess who just gave Chubbles Wubbington a new lease on life?

Way to go, Kiff.

I'm proud of you for being so kind and understanding.

Here's your water, Mr. Chatterley.

[splutters] Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I was talking to myself when I asked for sparkling water.

Does this water look sparkly to you?

Dad, it's not that big of a deal.

Kiff, please.

You're the daughter of a big star with a big jaw.

You deserve the best.

[director] Places, people!

Time to make magic, Jonathan.

- What? - I named my jaw Jonathan.

Oh, that's normal.

What's wrong with my dad?

Ah, this always happens with leading men.

His ego is almost the size of his jaw.

His really big jaw.

[Martin] What do you mean I'm supposed to memorize my lines?

People aren't buying tickets to hear words.

They come for the jaw!

Oh, no. Dad's turning into a real diva.

Well, I hope Chubbles' new job is going well at least.

[chuckles, sighs] Do- And sunshine's on my face.

[chuckles] Things are looking up, Chubbles.

[humming] Don't step on the cracks.

[humming, chuckles] What a tree.

[giggling]

Nice kids!

[humming]

Oh! [chuckles]

[grunts, chuckles] Ta-da!

[kisses]

I used to live here.

Who are you?

My name is Chubbles.

Chubbles? Chubbles who?

Chubbles Wubbington.

Who's Chubbles Wubbington?

[chuckles] Me.

I used to live here.

Can I have my mail, please?

Have a wonderful day.

Chubbles, how was your first day at work?

Mm, invigorating. I love this new life of mine.

I'm just a regular person delivering regular mail

to regular people.

Oh, that feels good to get off my regular shoulders.

It shouldn't feel good.

Your bag should be empty, not full of mail.

Okay, I don't understand.

I've been getting calls from all over town.

Nobody got their mail. You're fired.

[? somber music playing]

I knew I was forgetting something.

This is gonna be fine.

We can find another job where you can be a regular guy.

Why? I hate being a regular guy.

I thought you were happy.

No, I'm not.

I wanted to love not being a famous movie star so badly.

But the truth is, I'm miserable.

I was just acting happy.

Acting.

Acting? [gasps] Don't you see?

You are an amazing actor. It's what you were born to do.

We've got to get you back into Jaw and Order.

But Roy hates me now.

How are we going to change his mind?

Leave that to me.

You're going to bribe Roy with a free boombox. Brilliant.

No, I'm going to sing a song.

Oh, really? W- Would that work?

Trust me. I've done this before.

What? No, I wasn't cutting corners.

Roy Fox?

I have something to say.

What's going on?

Does anyone have any batteries?

How many do you need?

Six double D?

As I was saying...

[? music begins playing]

- [shouts] - [? boombox shuts off]

What the actual...

[sighs] Martin must be throwing another fit.

[grunts]

Don't look at me! I'm a monster!

What happened?

My jaw chewer broke. I tried to order a new one.

It was supposed to arrive in the mail today, but it never came.

I'm sorry, Martin, but you can't continue playing the lead.

Because his jaw is all loose and flabby?

Yes. And because Martin's obsession

with sparkling water is bankrupting the studio.

[laughs incredulously]

Eh... What can you do? Keep moving forward and whatnot.

I'm sorry, Dad. But good news is your ego is back to normal.

Come on. Let's go get you some regular non-sparkling water.

- Daddy's Day! Whoo! - Daddy's Day!

- Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! - Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!

- Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! - I have no star! I'm ruined!

You already have a star.

He's been right in front of you this whole time.

Chubbles?

Y- You came back.

I was here the whole time.

[sobs]

I was wrong. Nobody can replace you!

No, Roy, I was wrong.

I'll settle for half a million nuts.

And a car. Your car.

Any car. You're my star, Chubbles.

It was always you.

I threw out Martin's jaw chewer.

It was me. Act like you don't know.

Oh, don't worry. I can act.

[chuckles] Yeah, you can.

[continues chuckling] Let's do it!

Whee!

I'm going to toss you up in the air now.

[chuckles] Oh, goodness.

I'm the Jaw... [grunts]

and I don't know about you, Order...

[groans] ...but I think this city... [grunts]

...could use a little Jaw and Order.

[grunts]

[men grunting]

[? end credit music playing]

[? end credit music concludes]

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