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- [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ?

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? Yeah! ?

- ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Shady's Briefcase Full of Cash.

If you're making a deal, make it shady!

Attention, everyone. Quiet, please.

Bathrooms are down the hall to the left.

Fire exit is to the right.

Put those phones on quiet mode and let's listen to Helen.

[snores, gasps] Heh. Uh?

- What's happening? - [Kiff] It's class time.

It is?

[Principal Secretary over P.A.] Helen, please report to my office immediately.

[all] Oooooh!

No! No, stop that.

Why am I here, Principal Secretary?

Have a seat. I want to talk to you.

Oh.

About this year's musical.

Oh!

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

by this year's generous budget.

[gasps]

- It's all yours. - Money. [shrieks]

Under one condition.

Last year, you portrayed me as stingy, mean,

and downright villainous. That cannot happen again, Helen. It was very hurtful.

[chuckles] Principal Secretary, what I do is art.

I can't make art if I'm being restricted and told what to do.

Hmm. Very well, then.

Although unrelated, I suddenly feel inspired,

entirely on my own, to depict you

in a positive light in this year's musical.

Glad to hear it!

- [students cheer] - [Reggie] I wanna do a sci-fi show.

Oh, whoopsie!

It appears I've been leaning on the intercom button

- this whole time. - [Candle] ...And a huge budget.

[sighs] Great.

Now the whole school knows I'm writing a new musical

with an enormous budget!

So, what will this year's musical be about?

I...

Hmm...

[? slow piano music playing]

I've got it! [panting excitedly]

- Helen. [gasps] - [knock on door]

We heard everything over the intercom.

- Can we see the money? - Can we help?

Here's the money, and I don't need help.

Look at me go! Clackety-clack. Clack.

I have so many great ideas.

I don't know how I'll pick just one.

This just says, �P.S. Not stingy.�

- [crashes] - [car alarm blaring]

Oh, don't wor-

- [cars crashing] - [car alarm blaring]

Don't worry, Helen.

I think you'll find us students are full of ideas.

[knock on door]

? Hey, Helen, I got a big idea A pitch about a kid ?

? Who seems a little weird ?

? But the musical shows he's a wonderful guy ?

? And the scamp's popularity shoots sky-high ?

I don't know who this one is. Is this Reggie?

No, this is Reggie.

? I think we gotta think a little differently ?

? About a show about galactic intensity ?

? It made be a little Star Star Throne Questy ?

? But I checked we're fine on intellectual property ?

? Wait, I figured it out, it�s a box office hit ?

? We�ll make so many nuts, we�ll be rolling in it ?

? It's got pop and a princess and it's set in high school ?

? Market research says it's gonna be cool ?

No. High school has, and never will be,

an interesting subject for a musical.

Oh, I think I have an idea.

? A-Peppa shake-ah Peppa shake-ah ?

? Peppa shake-ah, peppa shake-ah Peppa shake-ah, Peppa shake-ah ?

? Hey, Helen, I got a big idea A pitch about a kid who seems a little weird ?

? I think we gotta think a little differently ?

? About a show about galactic intensity ?

? Wait, I figured it out it�s a box office hit ?

? We�ll make so many nuts, we�ll be rolling in it ?

Ah! Enough! Enough! Out. Out!

- ? Peppa shake-ah Peppa shake-ah ? - Out!

[shouts]

I'm starting to worry about Helen...

Psst! Bar, I'm starting to worry about Helen.

Oh! If the musical doesn't work, then we won't be able

to do a musical next year.

[sighs] That's right!

P.S. will never give us a big budget ever again.

You both need to get out, too... Where's my typewriter?

Okay. Let us know if you need anything.

[Helen] Out. Out!...

Out!

[? angelic music playing]

[sighs] Has the sun gotten brighter?

[? music concludes]

[? mild tempo beat playing]

[beat speeds up]

? I'm feeling ratty I'm feeling down ?

? Don't like these kids who clown around ?

? Don't want to work or talk to jerks ?

? Just want the fame and the perks ?

? I don't feel nice I don't feel nice ?

? I don't feel- ? [shouts]

Helen, I just wanted to say I believe in you.

I am your principal,

and I fully understand the value of the arts.

I couldn't be more proud of you. I love you. [kisses]

P.S. away.

[sighs, groans]

[exhales] I don't understand.

I don't have a single good idea for this musical.

Perhaps you're not the multi-hyphenate

actress slash-writer slash-director you thought you were.

What? No!

You should give up, loser!

[all] Boo!

Boo! Boo!

Boo!

Failure!

You're not as talented as you thought you were! Boo!

Loser!

Failure! You're a failure!

- Stop. Stop! Stop! - You are a failure.

[sobs] I can't do this.

[cries]

[Principal Secretary echoes] Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen?

Helen, wake up!

[snores] Uh. Uh. Huh? Oh!

Was that all just a terrible nightmare?

No, the musical is tonight!

- We have one day to rehearse! - We need the script!

- You have the script, right, Helen? - Uh.

Have you been asleep all this time?

[stammers goofily]

Well, it's time to see what you've got, Helen.

Hum. Yes, the show. Uh...

Here I go.

[breathes deeply]

? Everyone ?

? Was counting on me ?

? Waiting and waiting so patiently ?

? To see what I've got ?

? Well, I'll show them what I've got! ?

? Nothing, I've got nothing I've got nothing to show ?

? Thought I knew who I was ?

? Now I really don't know ?

? Nothing, I've got nothing I've got nothing to be ?

? I got my big break ?

? Failed spectacularly ?

[cries]

[applause]

[audience member 1] Yeah!

[audience member 2] I love Helen!

[cheering continues]

? Helen, we have something to confess ?

Uh, what?

? You cannot meet deadlines You don't deal well with stress ?

I don't... What...?

? If only there was a way of showing ?

Uh...

? The artist hard at work Without them knowing ?

There is!

? Recreate their world in the form of a set ?

? Then place them in when they're asleep in their bed ?

? Get the best prosthetics artist in town ?

? To make costumes of everybody around ?

? And the special effects you thought were up in your head ?

Uh... me?

? Well, that was all just Reggie working his tech ?

? Helen we got something ?

? We got something you should know ?

? We knew there'd be drama ?

? So we made it the show ?

? We knew there'd be crying ?

? We knew that you'd wail ?

? But we also knew that there was ?

? No way you'd fail ?

? To bring all of the passion ?

? And drama to sell ?

? Tickets to next year's ?

? Next year's ?

? Big musical! ?

[all cheering]

[? song concludes]

What?!

[narrator] Brought to you by Jaw Chewers. Chew this for a whole new you.

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