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[Merit Tiffin Box]

- You like each other. You have feelings for each other. - Ton, what are you doing?

But you’re not girlfriends.

So what kind of relationship status is this?

I don’t like Ongsa like this.

She’s too pretty.

- Too gorgeous to handle. - Guys, wait! Stop.

- I don’t know what you think. - Stop. Just stop.

But I like you.

I already spoke my mind.

What do you want to do?

I like you, Sun.

Will you be my girlfriend?

Alpha!

Alpha!

I need your help.

Slow down, girl.

What?

Can I borrow your sheet mask?

Sun is video-calling me soon.

A sheet mask?

Human.

- Hmm? - Can I borrow…

There’s a panda in the house!

What was that?

Hello, Sun.

Shit! I forgot.

Well, well. Using face masks now, huh?

Like you’re not pretty enough.

I was preparing my skin for your call.

My girlfriend is always cute regardless of how she looks.

Cute what?

I’m…not…cute.

You flush so much you stutter.

Don’t tease me then.

Fine. I’ll stop teasing.

The stars are beautiful tonight.

Do you see them, Ongsa?

They’re shining so bright.

Mhm.

Saw them.

They really are beautiful tonight.

But I think…

no stars are more beautiful than my girlfriend.

Hey! You’re making me blush.

I’d love to stargaze with you.

THE STARRY NIGHT

Guys.

Can you please keep the thing between Sun and me a secret for now?

It should be known just among us.

You’re with Sun.

Why don’t you want people to know that?

If they know someone like me is dating Sun,

what will they say?

But what is wrong with someone like you, Ongsa?

Sun is attractive, smart, and athletic.

She excels at all she does.

Now look at me.

I’m a loser. I suck.

I excel at nothing.

Humans always have complicated and useless thoughts.

Listen to me.

Sun chose to date you.

You should care about her feelings rather than those of others.

I’m stressed.

It was hard enough before the confession.

Now that we’re together,

it’s even harder.

And what do people in relationships do?

I don’t know how to act.

So awkwardly awkward.

I get her.

She’d never been in a relationship before.

It can be difficult.

You humans had never been in a relationship?

Oh.

I know an advisor.

He was once called...

the master of worldly concerns.

Greetings, Luangpu.

Bless you all, my niece and friends.

What is going on?

To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?

Is someone being hapless again?

It’s not haplessness this time.

It’s love.

Luangpu, do you have any idea how people in relationships behave?

Do I look like a love guru?

Why did you come to me regarding love issues?

But my mom told me you were really something back then.

You’re a man with years of experience.

Your mom exaggerated.

I’ve dissociated from worldly concerns.

But can you please recall your memories?

We don’t know who else to turn to.

You’re our last hope, Luangpu.

Love is all about feelings.

When you're committed to being in a relationship,

nourish and take good care of your significant other.

No lies.

But Mom told me that you…

Stop it.

Don’t talk.

People make mistakes sometimes.

But remember this.

Where there is love, there is lament.

Human monk,

can we get something practical? Something visually clear?

This is a worldly concern.

I can’t help much.

However, in Buddhism,

there’s a teaching for householders.

It’s called the Four Principles of Gharavasa-dhamma,

consisting of Sacca…

- Goodbye, your holiness. - Goodbye, your holiness.

Oh, hey. They’re fast.

I haven’t done speaking yet.

You said we’d get something.

All we got was a sermon.

I honestly thought Luangpu could help.

- I didn’t know it’d be like this. - We came all the way here. What a waste of time.

He must have truly dissociated himself from worldly concerns.

[Merit Tiffin Box]

By the way… [Merit Tiffin Box]

Alien.

Why did you tag along?

Well…

I wanted to study human behavior when they’re in relationships.

[Merit Postbox]

That’s Ton.

Hey, Ton. What are you doing here?

Hey. My juniors.

I’m here to make merit for my dedicated fans.

To celebrate 50,000 subscribers on my channel.

Yes!

Congrats, Ton.

Right. Thanks.

So what are you guys doing in the temple?

Are you here for social work?

No.

I took Ongsa to Luangpu to get some advice regarding worldly concerns.

Worldly concerns?

- Ongsa wants to know… - Hey.

Let’s not talk about it, Charoen.

What exactly do relationship people do?

Ongsa has no clue how to act around Sun.

You’ve just met the right person, youngsters.

I, Mr. Ton, will teach you just what people in relationships do.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

We found a way, Ongsa.

What are you two doing?

Why looking so down?

Ton said

people in relationships go out on dates,

and the first date typically involves watching a movie.

And?

And it must be a romantic movie.

So?

When the crucial moment comes,

you strike.

Strike?

Put your mouth on the other’s mouth.

Kiss.

What the heck, you guys?

I thought it was something serious.

This is ridiculous.

Why would humans put their mouths on others’ mouths?

The exam is approaching.

Sun might not be up for dating.

[Ongsa, wanna see a movie at my place tomorrow?]

Argh!

What’s the matter now?

Sun asked me to watch a movie at her house.

Is this like a date?

It’s our first date, isn’t it?

Alpha, what should I do?

What should I do?

Alpha, why would humans put their mouths on others’ mouths?

Meteor shower watch party at school?

What are you thinking, Teacher Bambam?

This is a great opportunity to see a clear meteor shower in decades.

If we don’t set up the activity this Friday night,

we’ll miss the chance.

It’s unsafe to let students come to school at night.

What if something bad happens?

And it’s my duty to provide their safety.

You can’t even provide your own safety.

You’re hapless and unlucky. You trip and fall.

You can’t take care of a bunch of students.

I’m thinking only Astronomy and Mysterious Stories club members should be allowed to join.

With that amount, I can monitor.

That’s a lot already.

You can’t take care of them.

Right. Due to my haplessness,

the students lost their chance to see the meteor shower.

How about this?

If you want to set up this activity,

I’ll help supervise.

Why would you help me?

You are unlucky, and I am lucky.

I can balance out your bad luck and keep bad things from happening.

That’s absurd.

How would that help?

I don’t believe you.

If you don’t believe me, walk out of this room and see.

Ouch!

Sorry, ma’am.

I’m sorry.

See? Believe me now?

You need me no matter what, Teacher Bambam.

I’m so glad we’re watching that movie this evening.

I didn’t watch it before because I wanted to watch it with you.

Is it that good?

Yes.

I read the review. Everyone said it was fantastic.

It made their hearts beat so fast the entire time.

It must be really good for our souls.

(Based on that info…)

(A romantic movie, for sure.)

(Watching a romantic movie alone with Sun…)

(The thought of it makes my heart pound already.)

Today is full of good things.

One happens to be this mint-choc ice cream.

I love mint-choc.

Is it that good?

Yes.

Have you not had it before?

Wanna try?

(Holy shit.)

(This is like...)

(an indirect kiss.)

Well…

It’s good.

Right?

Only people with good taste love mint-choc.

Ongsa.

Do you know that I never feel embarrassed...

...to be with you?

And I don’t care about other people.

I only care about you.

But if you’re not ready to tell, it’s fine.

We don’t have to tell anyone yet.

I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable

just because we’re together.

Actually, I’m worried that I’m not a good girlfriend for you.

But I don’t really know about things that people in relationships do.

Well.

Just those things people in relationships do.

What?

Is there anything you want me to do?

Anything?

Yes, anything.

I want…

I want you to…

make a move on me.

What?

Make a move?

(Come on, Ongsa.)

(Fight. Be bold.)

(Make a move?)

(Of course.)

(Once we get to the crucial moment,)

(the romantic scene,)

(prepare for it, Sun.)

(I will just get closer to her)

(and strike hard!)

Yes, shoot them! Shoot them down.

- (That was unexpected.)

Shoot it! Go left. Left.

Bang, bang, bang. Yes!

I didn’t know you liked action movies.

I thought you were talking about a romantic movie.

You said it made people’s hearts pound.

It does.

Isn’t your heart pounding?

My heart is beating crazily fast right now.

Touch it.

It's an adrenaline rush.

(The crucial moment, if you can’t find it,)

(you can just make it, Ongsa.)

(Do it.)

(Make a move!)

Sun.

I want…

Huh?

Why did you slap me?

A mosquito. It was biting your cheek.

(The first attempt failed.)

(Move on to the second.)

(Start over.)

(Keep fighting, Ongsa.)

(You can do it.)

Sun,

look at me.

Yes.

Hey.

Your brows are growing.

What?

Your eyebrows are spreading. Should I trim them for you?

Sun, don’t look at my brows.

Look into my eyes.

Hey.

Your lips are so dry.

- (Misson failed. I won’t get to kiss her tonight.) - Let me grab a lip balm.

Done.

I’m going to the bathroom.

Ongsa, you can be quite initiative.

This Friday night,

I’m hosting a meteor shower watch party at school.

This is a miraculous event

as it’s the most visible meteor shower in 80 years.

It will be so bright even people in Bangkok can see.

So I’m inviting you all to watch it with me at school.

If it's bright enough to be seen in Bangkok,

why not watch it at home?

Please let me finish.

There’s a reason for this.

According to our school tale,

couples who view a meteor shower together are said to have a lucky love life.

Our first school principal...

got married to the one he confessed love to during a meteor shower.

Really?

Really.

You have to find out for yourself.

Humans are gullible.

So you’re not coming?

I am.

What?

(The first date was a failure. That’s fine.)

(The second date,)

(my kiss will weak you in the knees.)

I don’t get Teacher Bambam.

Why would she want to host a meteor shower watch party at school?

Right.

Even Teacher Nida let her.

They’re usually on the opposite sides.

Teacher Bambam must have been so persistent with her.

But what I don’t get is

why at school?

I don’t get that either.

That’s because of our school’s mysterious tale.

That’s why.

What tale are you talking about, Ton?

The tale that might give you the chance.

Chance?

What chance?

My dear friend Mawin,

your chance is here.

What chance?

The chance for you and Tinh to happen.

Do you know anything about the school tale?

No. What tale?

It’s said that if we watch a meteor shower with someone we like,

our love wish will be granted.

Who said it?

‘Who said it?’

Teacher Bambam did.

Mawin.

This is a great chance for you

to get together with the one you’ve had a crush on forever.

Ask him to watch it with you.

After that meteor night,

you and Tinh will become boyfriends.

Mawin.

I hope you don’t believe this nonsense.

Mawin.

- Damn it, my friend. - That’s my boy.

Human.

Human senior.

How should I say it?

[Wat...]

Why is it so hard to be human?

Hey! What are you…

[Watch the stars with me.]

Oh, look.

You’re back.

Do you have to look that serious?

What do you say, human senior?

Wanna watch the stars with me or not?

Is this how aliens ask someone to watch stars with them?

Guess so.

Pretty cute.

You want to see the meteor shower with me?

If I do, will you see it with me?

Of course.

I want to see it with you too.

It’s not every day that you get to see stars with an alien, right?

How can I miss it?

Watch it on the rooftop.

Just the two of us.

Mhm.

Just the two of us.

This is like a date.

It’s just stargazing, human senior.

Don’t think too far.

Hey!

Will it really work?

Of course, it will if you trust me.

Are you really doing this?

We are.

Trust me.

Let’s go.

- Go. - Fine.

Tinh.

Hey, Mawin.

Uh…

What is it?

Uh…

I…You…

It’s…

It’s…

What?

Would you like to see the meteor shower with me?

You’re asking me to see the meteor shower with you?

Right.

But if you can’t, it’s fine.

Why are you asking me?

Because…

Well, I…

I…

You what?

It’s for your online content.

Content?

It’s…

‘Watch the meteor shower...

...with the student vice president’ content.

That’s actually interesting.

Can I think about it first?

Of course.

Bye.

He said…

He said…

- he would think about it. - He would think about it.

He would think about it.

He didn’t reject you.

METEOR SHOWER DAY

Sadhu.

Angels high above,

can you hear me?

It’s the meteor shower day today.

Please come down and give everyone your blessings.

Dear angels.

Can you all hear me?

- Today is the meteor shower day. - Who is chiming the bell so loud?

Please hear my prayer.

Hey.

Hey, Ton.

Ton.

Charoen.

Ton.

What are you doing here, Charoen?

My mom asked me to bring Luangpu this tiffin box.

He’s not out to receive food offerings today.

And you?

Why did you come here to chime the bell?

It’s a noise disturbance.

It’s the meteor shower night tonight.

So I came here to chime the bell,

asking the angels to come down and grant everyone's wishes tonight.

Huh?

I think you’ve misunderstood something here.

What have I misunderstood?

Luangpu said

chiming a bell is a kind of meditative practice,

not a way to summon angels as you think.

But according to my research, it’s what it’s all about.

And those who told me are old people.

But you can’t chime the bell non-stop like this in the morning.

I can do it whenever I want.

Because I am Ton.

Do as you please then.

Will you excuse me?

Hey.

Hold on.

Do you have a partner to watch the meteor shower with?

No.

No one asks me.

But that’s fine.

I’ve planned to see it by myself at home.

(Aw, poor Charoen.)

(It must be so lonely to spend time by yourself.)

(No way, Ton.)

(You can’t let Charoen, who’s been gushing over your handsomeness for so long, to be lonely on such a lovely day.)

If we’re done here, please excuse me.

I have to bring this to Luangpu for food offerings.

Hold on, Charoen.

Tonight,

will you go watch the meteor shower with me?

Oh, dear Lord.

It’s almost time.

Why are the students not here yet?

It’s because you told them

that they’d be lucky in love if they watched meteor showers at school.

Not to mention the former principal’s wife.

They are out watching the meteor shower in pairs now.

What about our activity?

Bummer!

I brought a camera hoping to capture some moments with the children.

It’s just the two of us now.

Well, then.

Should we see the meteor shower together?

Sure.

Since we’re here, let’s snap some photos together.

Move closer.

Teacher Nida, what’s that look on your face?

Smile.

Right.

This is a bit hard.

How about I take the photos?

You’re pretty clumsy.

That’s good.

Where are the falling stars?

Move here.

There. We can see the stars now.

Ready.

Pretty.

We captured lots of stars.

But you must smile more widely.

You have cute smiles.

Sure.

Hey, look. We snapped it when the stars were falling.

Do you think the tale Teacher Bambam told is true?

Humans are usually delusional.

It’s good for humans to be delusional sometimes.

Look! The falling stars.

Let’s make a wish.

What are you doing?

Why are you writing on the floor?

Making a wish.

What?

By doing this?

Yes.

I’m making a wish in Morse code.

What are you wishing for?

Translate it if you wanna know.

[International Morse Code]

I…

L

O

V

E

U

I l o v e u.

If what the human teacher said is true,

tell me how you feel, human senior.

Well.

How do you write ‘2’ in Morse code?

Dot, dot, dash, dash, dash.

Now read again.

I l o v e u 2.

Human senior!

What?

When humans confess their love, this is what they do.

This is it.

The benefit of being human.

Do you want to try?

Charoenporn.

Knock, knock. Is Charoenporn here?

Hey.

Charoenporn.

It’s not time for superstition stuff.

What? But…

We’re here to make a wish upon the meteor shower, right?

There’s nothing as magical as these bougainvilleas from me.

Why are you giving me the bougainvilleas?

Don’t you know...

that bougainvilleas become more lively in hot temperatures?

Yes… So?

You are so hot.

If these bougainvilleas are near you,

they must be lively,

and spectacularly beautiful.

What the hell are you saying, Ton?

From this moment on, I, Ton,...

will not belong to everyone anymore.

Because I will belong only to you...

and you forever.

Something must have gone wrong.

Will you be my girlfriend?

No.

I like it better when you belong to everyone.

- Ton. Don’t belong to me. - Listen to me.

Let go, Ton.

Let go. I said let go!

Goodbye.

Mawin.

Where is your precious Tinh?

He’s not coming.

He messaged me saying he’s binge-watching a TV series.

Teacher Bambam must have fooled us.

The tale isn’t real.

But why are you here?

Well…

I...

I came to give you these flowers.

So beautiful.

Yes, they are.

Are you cold, Sun?

I am.

Might be because we’re in the middle of a field.

An open space.

(This is totally a scene in romantic movies.)

(It’s truly the crucial moment.)

Why did you give it to me?

You must be cold.

It’s okay.

I’m not cold.

Thank you.

(What a handsome move, Ongsa.)

(But it’s getting a little cold here.)

Sure you’re not cold?

Mhm. I swear.

You don’t have to swear.

Thank you.

(If we kiss amidst a meteor shower,)

(it must be a super romantic scene.)

Ongsa, you’re so cold your teeth are chattering.

(Oh, gosh! You suck, Ongsa.)

(You can’t even create a romantic scene.)

(What a loser.)

Let’s get warm together.

Mhm.

The Earth tilts or what?

Yes.

At a very good angle.

I don’t mind it tilting more often then.

Ongsa, I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Remember when you asked me how people in relationships should act?

I think you can just be yourself,

as you are right now.

You don’t have to act cool like heroes in movies.

Just be yourself.

Be who you are.

It’s enough...

to make me want to kiss you.

What did you just say?

Well...

What I’m saying is…

Hey. Falling stars!

Wow.

(Though there may have been some hiccups earlier,)

(this first kiss is so damn romantic.)

You look extra pretty today.

Well, this is suspicious.

Aylin and I are girlfriends.

What?

My mom and dad asked you to come over and have a meal with us.

And why did you just tell me now?

Why do you stay up so late tonight?

You are usually sleeping by now.

I guess because I’m so happy I don’t want to sleep.

- What time is it now? - Human cousin is being weird today.

What’s the matter?

Alpha must be tired.

Regardless of what she seems, she’s quite stressed.

Why am I always the last person to know things about you guys?

I know less than Luna does.

The student exchange program in the USA that you asked before.

It’s now opening.

- Ongsa, is this how you wanna play? - Ongsa is crazy in love.

I can’t imagine her not seeing you for just a few days.

I think she must be devastated.