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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,986 Congratulations, Jake! 4 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,425 You are our winner! 5 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,081 You said if I win, I could go home. 6 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:42,172 It's time... for the final round! 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,435 Pick a box. Pull the string. 8 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,437 Win a prize. 9 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:47,917 And then I get to go? 10 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,658 If you pull the right string. 11 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:51,877 What if I pull the wrong string? 12 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,618 Well, everyone's a winner. 13 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,881 Pull a string! 14 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,231 I'll do anything, please, please. 15 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,015 Pull it! 16 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:11,245 Pull it. 17 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,814 Looks like you won a shotgun. 18 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,426 Courtesy of our friends down at the shotgun factory. 19 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,385 Not just any old gun, a Shotgun-brand shotgun. 20 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,735 Please, you said I can live. 21 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,475 You promised. 22 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:28,783 Well, people say a lot of things. 23 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,350 Thanks for playing, Jake, 24 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,787 and we'll see you next time. 25 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,404 No, no. 26 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:42,711 Please, please. 27 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,889 Please, please, help me! 28 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,326 Please, help me! 29 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:59,074 ♪ Are you ready Are you ready for it?♪ 30 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,771 ♪ If you wonder What I'm saying ♪ 31 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,295 ♪ Don't you keep me waiting ♪ 32 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:05,385 ♪ Like la, la, la ♪ 33 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,996 ♪ Woo-hoo! If you wanna... ♪ 34 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:21,184 Wow! This place is legit amazing! 35 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,621 Yup, whoever said money can't buy happiness 36 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,971 clearly couldn't afford a 4,000-square-foot summer house. 37 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,451 Your rich uncle killed himself. 38 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,714 Yeah, but he wasn't like rich-rich, 39 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,369 his wife tanked his investments, 40 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:33,718 that's why he went... 41 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:39,246 - What? - The trust fund baby and I will get the bags, 42 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,420 we'll meet you inside. 43 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:41,465 Matthew. 44 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,292 Always the gentleman. 45 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,643 Wait, no! Equal rights. 46 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,427 Or am I forgetting something? 47 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,865 Yup, you seem to get it pretty clear. 48 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,084 Carry my shit. 49 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,217 I'm not one of your ugly-ass rescue dogs. 50 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,872 You wish you were! 51 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,917 She treats those pit bulls like royalty. 52 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,397 Maybe you could give me a belly rub. 53 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,226 Ew. 54 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,228 You're disgusting. 55 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:07,535 Hey, man. 56 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,101 You do know that nice guys finish last, right? 57 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,756 And where do the dropouts finish? 58 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,628 Oh, that's right. 59 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,152 They end up working for daddy. 60 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,241 Hey! 61 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,765 Hey! I got my diploma! 62 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,984 - Oh, yeah? - No, Matthew! 63 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,553 - I-- I actually really fucking hate-- - Yeah. 64 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,336 Why do you keep bringing up... 65 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,123 ♪ If you wonder What I'm saying ♪ 66 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,865 ♪ Don't you keep me waiting ♪ 67 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,911 ♪ Like la, la, la ♪ 68 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,261 ♪ Da, da, du, du, du ♪ 69 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,698 ♪ Hey, here we go again ♪ 70 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,527 ♪ Falling from the sky We got money in our hands, ha ♪ 71 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,790 ♪ Hey, do that dirty dance ♪ 72 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,617 ♪ We just live that life You ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 73 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,403 Oh my God, make it stop. 74 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,448 ♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 75 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:56,323 ♪ Happy birthday to Anita ♪ 76 00:03:57,106 --> 00:04:00,109 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 77 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,067 ♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 78 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,679 ♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 79 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,941 ♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 80 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,726 ♪ Ey, ey Ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 81 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,076 ♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 82 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,078 ♪ Ey, ey Ain't seen nothing yet ♪ 83 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,175 It would be a great birthday present. 84 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,613 Please, give it-- Give it to me. 85 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:26,788 Anita. 86 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,834 Truth or dare? 87 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,053 No, I don't trust you. 88 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,924 - If you're scared, just say truth. - Dare. 89 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,665 I dare you to hook up with Anita. 90 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:36,667 No. 91 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,539 What? It's hot. 92 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,106 I'm not objectifying this all for you. 93 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:42,760 Come on. 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,501 Just be a good girl. 95 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,067 Don't I get a say in this? 96 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,112 It's my dad's fucking summer house. 97 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,070 For real? 98 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,726 It's nothing we didn't do in parties at college. 99 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,337 Are you sure? 100 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,557 I've done worse. 101 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,311 Okay. 102 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,705 My turn. 103 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:18,187 Or what? If I don't kiss you too, you'll kick me out? 104 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,887 What the fuck? I was bluffing, I didn't force you to do anything, did I? 105 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,936 You know, one day you're gonna say that shit 106 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,894 to the wrong person and you're gonna get cancelled. 107 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,114 Fucking uncancellable, baby. 108 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:36,684 What was that? 109 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,686 I don't know, probably a bear. 110 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,992 - A huge one. - It was nothing. 111 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:45,170 - No worries. - You know, men kill more women than bears do. 112 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:52,352 You know... 113 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,051 he's probably waiting... 114 00:05:58,619 --> 00:05:59,576 the perfect moment... 115 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,579 - to attack! - Ah! 116 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:03,754 Fuck! 117 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,322 James... 118 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,672 Maybe we should call the cops. 119 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,893 And say what? "There's a noise outside"? 120 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,461 Stop being a dick to me! 121 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,114 I'm the one that's gonna go check it out, so if you think about it, 122 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,682 I'm the fucking hero! 123 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:20,467 See you. 124 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,962 Do not fucking do that! There are timers, 125 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,530 and if you mess it up, I'll fucking kill you! 126 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,749 Put it back on. 127 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,803 Fuck! 128 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,416 - Do not do that. - Aw... 129 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,896 Did you get scared? 130 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,725 - I could've killed you. - Okay. Mm. 131 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:06,904 What is it? 132 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:08,906 James. 133 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:10,995 I don't know. 134 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:26,968 What? 135 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:31,451 - More drinking games? - This was just out there. 136 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,628 And you brought it inside? 137 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,413 - Absolutely. - No, why? 138 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,546 That's super creepy. 139 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,112 Just sitting out there. 140 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,113 What are you even gonna do with it? 141 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,638 I don't know, Anita, film shit? 142 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,771 Maybe your parents are swingers. 143 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,599 Yeah, that could be hot. 144 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,166 You want to watch the tape with me? 145 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,645 Does anything gross you out? 146 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,994 I mean, I can probably set it up. 147 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,605 No, I don't think we should play it. 148 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,651 I mean, yeah, I don't have to. 149 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,043 God, I didn't realize we couldn't have any fun. 150 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,698 You're such a dud, Anita. 151 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,352 Why don't you just go home and hide with your mommy? 152 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,353 I have a really bad feeling, 153 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,051 and I would rather not do this. 154 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:08,618 OK. 155 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:10,751 I was just joking. 156 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,143 You want to have fun? 157 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,972 Yeah, well, not all of us have summer houses 158 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,452 and parents we can joke about. 159 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:18,585 You 160 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,195 are being a bitch. 161 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,110 So why don't we all just calm down, 162 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,024 sit on the couch and hope that this tape 163 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,461 is of my parents having sex. 164 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:29,334 Smile. 165 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:31,467 You think because you have all this nice stuff 166 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:32,990 you can control us? 167 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,515 None of us actually like you, 168 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,386 James. 169 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,868 We only want to hang out with you because your parents are rich. 170 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,306 What did you say? 171 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,091 I said we only hang out with you because your parents are rich. 172 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:48,963 None of us like you. 173 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,533 So it makes you happy to have some creepy thing too? 174 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,665 It is all yours. 175 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:57,711 Asshole. 176 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,244 Leave. 177 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,159 I would like you to leave. 178 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:14,902 Now. 179 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,382 Now. 180 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,036 I'm not, I'm not joking. 181 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,951 I want you to fucking leave my fucking house! 182 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,040 Leave my fucking house! 183 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,998 - These are my friends! - Chill. 184 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,175 - My fucking friends! - Chill, man. 185 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,524 - We've been drinking-- - You're mom's gonna die pretty soon! 186 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,788 Don't you think she'll be bummed out if that shit fucking happened? 187 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:32,833 That's the best show. 188 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,182 Fuck you. 189 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,967 Well, fuck you. 190 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,403 Fuck you! 191 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,800 That was like super fucked up, man. 192 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,631 I was just trying to have a bit of fun. 193 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,025 Dude. 194 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,984 You're seriously on her side? 195 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:55,769 Matthew? 196 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,164 Boo. 197 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:19,923 You know that James was right. 198 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,578 My mum probably is gonna die. 199 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,628 You have no idea how hard I worked her for her surgery. 200 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,848 She's just still... 201 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:33,850 not getting better. 202 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,203 So I'm sorry if I can't... 203 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:44,425 come out here and party and act like everything's OK cause it's not fucking OK, 204 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,296 Matthew. 205 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,604 I'm glad you're here tonight. 206 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,349 You're a good person. 207 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,874 You're not selfish. 208 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,357 Hey. 209 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,314 I-- 210 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,665 You're like the best person I know. 211 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,582 Should have just stayed home. 212 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,296 Hello? 213 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,128 Hello? 214 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,143 I have a fucking knife. 215 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,710 Fuck! 216 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,581 Fuck! 217 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,062 Fuck! 218 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,541 This is getting way too easy. 219 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,544 I am sick of this fucking jumpscare bullshit. 220 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,545 Hey. 221 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,590 You deserve a lot worse 222 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,071 after what you said to Anita. 223 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,726 - What about her? - You really upset her. 224 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,379 This is why you're in here, to just piss me off? 225 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,121 No, actually, to wash my face. 226 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,644 You have your own bathroom. 227 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:16,779 I also wanted to finish our conversation. 228 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,434 So you're here to apologize? 229 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,652 Mhm. 230 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,959 I've been a bad girl. 231 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,007 So what do you want to do about it? 232 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,269 Hm? 233 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,838 Um. 234 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,973 Mhm. 235 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,197 - Nice. - I know. 236 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,771 Melissa! 237 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,034 Do not leave me here with blue balls. 238 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,776 Melissa. 239 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,175 Hello? 240 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:50,960 Hello? 241 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,200 Hey, wake up. 242 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,204 Anita. 243 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,467 Anita. 244 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:22,949 Melissa? 245 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,776 Anita won't wake up. 246 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,084 Melissa? 247 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,478 Melissa. 248 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,135 James! 249 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,138 James, the girls won't wake up! 250 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:39,921 James! 251 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,405 James! 252 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,453 Who the fuck are you? 253 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:50,977 James! 254 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:51,891 James! 255 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,110 There's someone in the house! 256 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,107 Guys? 257 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,067 Guys? 258 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,069 Guys! 259 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,635 Matthew. 260 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,421 Not you. 261 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,952 - What the fuck? - Oh my God. 262 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:40,825 - Oh, fuck. - Guys. 263 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:22,954 OK. 264 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,349 She sells seashells by the seashore. 265 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,139 Matthew? 266 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,753 What the fuck? 267 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,060 What the fuck's going on? 268 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,718 It's not gonna fucking work. 269 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,547 Ah! Fuck! 270 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,113 Fuck! Fuck! 271 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,247 Oh, what time is it? 272 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:55,944 You did. 273 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,641 Mhm. 274 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,730 Hm. 275 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,560 Hey guys. 276 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,606 Excuse me? 277 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,262 Excuse me, I, I think there must be some kind of mix up. 278 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,828 Sir? 279 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:12,874 Sir! 280 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,183 You guys ready? 281 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,097 For what? 282 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,275 Alright, then five, four, three. 283 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,407 Two, one. 284 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,756 I'm your host. 285 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,457 Welcome back! 286 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,157 I have sure missed you. 287 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,681 I hope you've missed me too. 288 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,119 Uh, today we are back with new contestants. 289 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,685 Let's meet them, shall we? 290 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,776 Well, first up, we've got nerdy man Matt. 291 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,343 Oh, we've got Melissa the dog lover, 292 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:51,955 and then we've got James, and the giant bank account. 293 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,394 And last but not least, we've got Anita. 294 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,917 Muy bonita. 295 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,180 Let's give them a big round of applause, shall we? 296 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,009 How does he know us? 297 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,142 Now. 298 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,015 I know this is exciting because here you are 299 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,321 on the show. 300 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:09,887 What a dream. 301 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,935 Let me out of the fucking chains. 302 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,938 Now this first round is gonna be nice and easy. 303 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,635 We're just gonna play a warm-up round, OK? 304 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,507 Simple. 305 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,857 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 306 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,338 And then you let us go, right? 307 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,035 Hey, 308 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,471 there's always a winner. 309 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,344 All right, you guys ready? 310 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,433 All right, here, here we go. 311 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,306 Yes! 312 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,266 It's so embarrassing. 313 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,223 I'm sorry. 314 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,572 God, 315 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,271 uh, you know what, folks, uh, 316 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,228 we're gonna be right back after a short, 317 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,013 uh, commercial break. 318 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,710 Uh, 319 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,581 not to worry. 320 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,104 Be back in a jiffy. 321 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,718 Sorry, I'll be right back. 322 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,894 God, I'm so forgetful. 323 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,592 Why is he calling us contestants? 324 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,641 Who the fuck was he talking to? 325 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,860 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 326 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,518 He just got me with a needle in the neck. 327 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,128 Think this could be a prank? 328 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,392 For real, think about it. 329 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,872 This is like a set up 330 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,179 for some sort of like elaborate prank, like a game show. 331 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,137 - There's cameras, so it's fucking-- - What kind of prank show 332 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,052 kidnaps the participants with poisoned needles? 333 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,186 I don't know, something on TV. 334 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,625 One of you's in on it, right? 335 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,497 Who? 336 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,456 Matty, is it you? 337 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,242 - This is you. This is so fucking epic. - It's not me, man. 338 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,592 - It is you. - I just said it's not fucking me! 339 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,767 All right, calm down. 340 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,291 OK, we've got to keep our cool, 341 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,293 think straight, and we can't start pointing fingers. 342 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,469 Is it you, Melissa, you fucking bitch? 343 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,516 - This is fucking good. - Shut the fuck up for a second. 344 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,822 You know you're the only one out of all of us who can afford this. 345 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:05,045 OK, papers, scissors, shoot, 346 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,962 rock, paper, scissor, shoot. 347 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,660 OK. 348 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,755 And... 349 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,719 Sorry about that, folks, 350 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,025 had a slight technical difficulty, 351 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,114 but now it is time 352 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:31,638 for the first round. 353 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:32,987 Come on, come on. 354 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:33,988 Everybody hands in. 355 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,990 It is time for rock, 356 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,297 paper, scissors, shoot. 357 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,690 You know the rules, but here, 358 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,171 we all go at the same time. 359 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,868 No, it's more fun that way. It really is. 360 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,217 OK. 361 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,306 All right, here we go. 362 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,308 Uh, when I say ready and... 363 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,658 Ready. 364 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,963 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 365 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,357 OK, good, good. 366 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,795 Your paper and your rock and well, you both are, 367 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,231 um, well, you're both scissors, so, um, 368 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,408 you know what, ladies first. 369 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:03,539 You know I want to play. 370 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:04,671 Gotta be kind. 371 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:05,714 Got to be polite. 372 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:06,716 That's, 373 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,456 you know, that's how we do it. 374 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,676 OK, so now. 375 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,113 Anita, if you can beat me 376 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,158 at rock, paper, scissors, shoot, 377 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,769 then you get to pick your prize. 378 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,727 Ready and... 379 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,382 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 380 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,472 OK, uh. 381 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:26,432 I picked shoot. 382 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,258 So that means you win 383 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,956 because I cheated and when you cheat, 384 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,349 you lose, 385 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,481 so you get to pick your prize, 386 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,092 scissors or shoot. 387 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,095 Scissors or shoot? 388 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,010 - Shoot. - Good. 389 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,317 I like shoot, shoot's good, that's good. 390 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,058 That's, you know, I would've picked shoot. 391 00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,407 OK, good. 392 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,149 Uh, shoot. So now everybody hands back in, 393 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,021 back in, always in, always in, or else. 394 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,109 OK, good, good, good, good. 395 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,155 Paper. 396 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,112 Now you just need to come in a little bit more, 397 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:56,984 a little bit more. 398 00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,204 You're paper, right, so you are first. 399 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,205 Hold on. 400 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,338 This is fun. 401 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,774 OK, now, go like this. 402 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,385 - Just a little. - Are you serious? 403 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,777 Yeah, just a little piece of paper. 404 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,258 - Nice and wide. - I don't want to. 405 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,215 Just a little piece of paper like this, ah. 406 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,216 Ah. 407 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,782 Ah! Ah, little thing. 408 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,306 Fuck! 409 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,438 What the fuck? 410 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,962 You're, you're a rock. 411 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,573 Dude, what the fuck was that? 412 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,966 Matthew! Matthew! 413 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,316 - No, dude, come on. - Scissors, scissors. 414 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,927 OK, that feels like real metal. 415 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,103 It is. 416 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:40,636 Hey, hey! Don't move, don't move. 417 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,333 - Don't move, come right over. - No, no! 418 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,465 - Stop! - No, no! 419 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,467 Everyone's a winner! 420 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,903 Everyone's a winner! 421 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,036 Please, please! 422 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,560 Everybody's a winner. 423 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:53,996 - Please! - Rock... 424 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,302 - No, no! - Paper... 425 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,738 Scissors... 426 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,524 - Shoot! - Please, please! 427 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,701 I, uh, picked the wrong gun. 428 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:03,442 Aren't you lucky? 429 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,227 Ah! 430 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:12,538 Let's give them a round of applause, shall we? 431 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,263 How long was I out? 432 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,264 A few hours? 433 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,832 It's hard to tell time in here. 434 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,312 James, can you please stop fucking pacing? 435 00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,101 Why the fuck are we in here? 436 00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,280 I don't know. 437 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,588 But we need some sort of plan to get out. 438 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:03,632 Any ideas? 439 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,981 I know my plan. 440 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,504 No losing games. 441 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,202 Yeah, but someone always loses. 442 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,117 You got off pretty easy last round. 443 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,118 What? Getting a concussion? 444 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,163 A concussion? 445 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,078 I lost a fucking finger! 446 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,079 Let's lay off. 447 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,429 Well, you got something you want to say? 448 00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:19,952 Well, I couldn't find you last night. 449 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,476 Isn't that suspicious? 450 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,521 Well, you're walking around with all of us passed out, 451 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,652 shady as fuck to me. 452 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,263 Guys, just stop arguing. 453 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,265 I fucking suspect you too. I suspect you. 454 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,657 This has got nothing to do with me! 455 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,616 I trust 456 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,139 none of you! 457 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:36,578 Guys. 458 00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,038 What the fuck is that? 459 00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:03,649 It... 460 00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,781 is... 461 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,349 Wheel of Pain! 462 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,179 Please, you don't have to do this. 463 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,398 Just go. 464 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,270 Oh, I get it. 465 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,664 You know what, uh, yeah, totally get it. 466 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,231 Sometimes somebody does something that's unfair, 467 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,929 right, and selfish and-- 468 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,845 Well, because of that, some other person 469 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,282 does something like bad 470 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:31,067 and then someone else gets hurt like real bad 471 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,940 and like just a lot and that's just, 472 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,071 well, it's a cycle, right? 473 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,073 It just happens over and over 474 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,423 and over, that makes sense, right? 475 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,599 I mean, that makes sense, right? 476 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,644 You sad? 477 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:45,778 Mm? 478 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,517 I don't want to be here. 479 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,085 I don't want to be here either. 480 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,827 I really don't. 481 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,048 But here sure we are. 482 00:26:58,747 --> 00:26:59,835 OK, I'll tell you what. 483 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,403 I am... 484 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,798 I'm going to give three of you a chance. 485 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,582 It's a bonus round. 486 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:09,453 To get out, right? 487 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,454 No pain, 488 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:11,717 no catch. 489 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,633 All you have to do is confess. 490 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:15,808 Well, the other three 491 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,940 can just walk right out that door. 492 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,420 It's a chance that I never got, 493 00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,640 but you got it there. 494 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,685 The worst thing 495 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,469 you 496 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,254 ever did 497 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,169 or die. 498 00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:37,612 Starting with James. 499 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:38,918 Worst thing he ever did. 500 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,789 No fucking way, man, I don't wanna play. 501 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,184 The worst thing you ever did. 502 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,489 Or I'll crush your testicles. 503 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,627 Alright, I, I, I was in a car crash. 504 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,716 I was in a fucking car crash, but my dad took the blame, 505 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,023 so it wasn't even like a DUI. 506 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,719 My name wasn't even fucking on it, 507 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,156 so it's like it never fucking happened, right? 508 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,592 That's no fucking big fucking deal, OK? 509 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:03,593 That's no big deal, 510 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,508 is it? 511 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,817 - There's more! - She died. 512 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:12,167 I fucking ran a red light and T-boned her and she fucking died. 513 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:12,995 I left her. 514 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,954 Say her name. 515 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,696 - Say her name! - You fucking asshole! 516 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:19,914 You fucking asshole! 517 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,960 - I don't know her name! - It is your fucking fault! 518 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,223 - I don't know her name! - You're fucking useless! 519 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:25,791 - You know! - Ashley! 520 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,575 - Ashley, her name was Ashley. - Yeah. 521 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:31,840 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 522 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:36,235 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 523 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,584 Wait. 524 00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:38,455 Anita. 525 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,154 Worst thing you ever did? 526 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,375 Worst thing you ever did? 527 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,947 Say it. 528 00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:53,383 Come on. 529 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,472 Anita. 530 00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,823 It's OK, OK? It's OK. 531 00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:58,824 It's you. 532 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:00,477 Mm. 533 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,524 To pay for my mom's surgery... 534 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:04,786 I, um... 535 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,266 I... 536 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,137 Um... 537 00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,620 I, I made an adult web page. 538 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:14,840 Mhm. 539 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,277 Go on, go on, go on. 540 00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,888 And I'm sorry that I did it. 541 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,022 But, but I wish I'd never done it. 542 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,197 You shouldn't, don't be sorry. 543 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:26,894 Don't be sorry. You know why? 544 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,509 Good guy. 545 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:34,554 Your turn. 546 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:35,861 Go. 547 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:36,775 Go on. 548 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:37,993 What? 549 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:39,821 I scam people online. 550 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,128 Yeah. 551 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,915 I watched what all you guys did online. 552 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:47,916 I can't hear you. 553 00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,485 I got greedy, OK? I got greedy. 554 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:56,011 Tricked an old couple into giving me their identity. 555 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:58,622 That... 556 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,189 I didn't even get the money. 557 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,669 It was an accident, OK? 558 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,889 Just went into a block chain. 559 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,947 Now you... 560 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,603 I bet you did something real bad. 561 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,648 Didn't you? 562 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,041 Huh? 563 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,217 - Go ahead. - I don't want to. 564 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:30,350 Please? 565 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:31,525 For me? 566 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:32,613 Huh? 567 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,527 Tell us. 568 00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:35,659 We all want to hear, right? 569 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,703 Come on. 570 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:37,531 Tell us. 571 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:40,099 OK, I, I did 572 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,535 business with 573 00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:44,145 bad people to raise enough money to 574 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:46,409 keep the pit bull rescue shelter open. 575 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:49,760 Fuck! 576 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,548 OK, there's more to it. 577 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,420 We got a call 578 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,075 about a guy 579 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,772 who had a violent pit bull with cuts all over it, 580 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:03,861 and when we went to check it out, 581 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,952 he had his dogs 582 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,780 for fighting, for dog fighting. 583 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:15,351 We needed the money, so when we had dogs we couldn't get homes for, 584 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,658 we sold them to him. 585 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,052 What the fuck, Melissa? 586 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,532 They would have been put down anyway. 587 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,840 There were so many, he paid a lot for them. 588 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:26,841 Was there a winner? 589 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,147 Ding, ding, ding! 590 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:32,455 Just kidding. 591 00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,240 Just kidding. 592 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:38,156 You should see the look on your face. 593 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,027 Boink. 594 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,207 That was so fun. 595 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,079 OK. 596 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,259 But uh... 597 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,263 Yeah, one of you, uh, 598 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,091 didn't tell the whole truth. 599 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,703 Who, who was it? 600 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,314 Would you let them go anyway? 601 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:09,884 Not now. 602 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:11,625 Because now... 603 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:13,540 It's... 604 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,063 Time... 605 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,065 For... 606 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,547 Wheel of Pain! 607 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:23,810 Woo! 608 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:24,811 So. 609 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:26,770 Eeny, Meeny, 610 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,946 Miney, Moe. 611 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,643 Melissa! Come on down. 612 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:31,775 Let's play Wheel of Pain. 613 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,994 I'll release the chain and... 614 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:38,782 That's it. Pull on the chain. 615 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,134 Come on. 616 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,875 Come on, isn't this exciting? 617 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,442 Now this 618 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,531 is the famous Wheel of Pain. 619 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:49,968 All you have to do... 620 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:53,972 Is spin it as hard as you can. 621 00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:55,582 Wherever it lands, that's the game you get to play. 622 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,105 I just spin it? 623 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,281 Yes, you just spin it. 624 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,199 That's right. 625 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,507 Wheel of Pain! Wherever it lands, 626 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:10,552 that's the game you get to play. 627 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:12,293 Whoo, that's great. Good. 628 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,165 What does it mean? 629 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:18,125 Please step right up here for the studio audience. 630 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,171 Oh please, right here. 631 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:20,999 Melissa? 632 00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:24,827 Look through the viewfinder and hold it. There we go. 633 00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:27,178 Hold it up so that you can see the photos in there. 634 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:30,050 Now all you have to do is correctly identify 635 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,140 the three famous cities in the photographs and you win. 636 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,186 If you can't, 637 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,188 well, uh, all right, please, 638 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,495 name the first city. 639 00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,022 It's a photo of Paris. 640 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,198 Is it Paris? 641 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:48,765 Ding, very good. 642 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,940 Now, go ahead and click the lever 643 00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,813 to advance to the next photo. 644 00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:59,340 - Uh, New York. - Is it New York? 645 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,257 Great! 646 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,519 And next. 647 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,222 Uh, this is a famous city. 648 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:13,007 - I don't know. - It's famous to someone. 649 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,835 Three, two... 650 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:16,315 Uh, Philadelphia. 651 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,013 Is it Philadelphia? 652 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,622 Aw! 653 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,277 Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa. 654 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,236 The correct answer was Akron, 655 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:25,933 Akron, Ohio. 656 00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:27,587 Uh, game over. 657 00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:29,676 You're not gonna like this. 658 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,417 That's not fair! 659 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,896 You have to give her another chance! 660 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,855 Another chance, man. 661 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:36,378 Please. 662 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,077 Please, just one more shot. 663 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:40,948 Please. 664 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,298 One last chance. 665 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,521 And... 666 00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:49,609 click 667 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:50,958 the lever. 668 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:56,702 Ah! 669 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:04,928 Ah! Woo! 670 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,408 Oh, who else wants to play? 671 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,106 Let me help her, man, please. 672 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,368 Let's try and win you a prize. 673 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:11,326 You want to spin it? 674 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:12,458 No! 675 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,633 You're a fucking psycho! 676 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:15,461 James! 677 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,724 I'll spin it for you. 678 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,552 You know what, actually, I really enjoy spinning it. 679 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:20,901 My favorite part. 680 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,041 Perfect! 681 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,781 My favorite. 682 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089 Help me, please! 683 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,482 Don't be rude, you had your turn! 684 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,352 All right, here's the game. 685 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:40,049 It's the whole game, right? I gotta unchain you. 686 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,487 I force you to run back and forth across the room, 687 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,923 you run too fast, like throw you, 688 00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,925 and um, you know, it's a whole process. 689 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,102 Yeah, I know, fucking unchain me, man. 690 00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:49,407 Let's play. 691 00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,669 That sounds fucking awesome. 692 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,237 Here's the thing. 693 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,933 I don't like you because you talk too much, 694 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,153 so, um, let, let's flip for it. 695 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,938 OK. See if you win or if I win, OK? 696 00:35:58,939 --> 00:35:59,809 You up for it? 697 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:01,462 Fuck, whatever, 698 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:02,681 flip your fucking coin. 699 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,249 OK, good, good. 700 00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:05,641 Got a coin? 701 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:07,774 Alright, fine, fine. 702 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,384 We'll use my coin. 703 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,080 Just tired of losing quarters, 704 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,604 you know, every time I play this game, 705 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:13,475 I lose a coin. 706 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,476 So all right. 707 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,565 Call it. 708 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:18,610 That's... 709 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,308 Fuck yeah, fuck you. 710 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,223 Was really looking forward to killing you with this drill. 711 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:24,182 All right. 712 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:26,619 Take that. 713 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:29,535 - Take it, take it! - No, no. 714 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,971 - Right there. Alright, what I want you to do... - No, no. 715 00:36:31,972 --> 00:36:32,842 Just take it! 716 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,018 Squeeze right there. 717 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,326 That thing goes bzz to that guy, OK? 718 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,501 Now you put it into his ear and you push it through the other side, 719 00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:43,940 - and go, go, go. - No, I'm not gonna do it! 720 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:46,899 Then I will fucking drill him myself and then I'll drill Melissa 721 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,556 and then I'll fucking drill James and I'll fucking bury you in the goddamn cross. 722 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:55,037 - Just drill his ear. - I'd never do this to you. I'd never hurt you. 723 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,126 I will give you some urgency. 724 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:57,779 I'll undo your chain. 725 00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:58,737 There you go. 726 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,043 Now, all right, 727 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,479 I'm gonna give you some urgencies, 728 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,221 all right, and 20. 729 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,049 - 19, 18... - I can't. 730 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,356 - I can't, I can't do it. - 17, 16. 731 00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:09,923 I can't! 732 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,577 No, I can't! 733 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:14,361 - I'd never hurt you. - Ten, nine... 734 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,190 Now! Oh my God, seven. 735 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:19,062 - Six, five... - Are you seriously gonna do this? 736 00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,195 Four, three... 737 00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:23,458 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 738 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,851 Please, please! 739 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,862 That's my only drill! 740 00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:38,995 I bailed all on this! 741 00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:42,434 Where am I gonna get another drill? 742 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,827 You broke the rules! 743 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,051 I'm sorry. 744 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,383 OK. 745 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:20,515 OK. 746 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,430 OK. All right. 747 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,303 You know what we'll do. 748 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:40,318 For the elimination round. 749 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,104 OK. 750 00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:45,279 OK. 751 00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,369 I wonder what time it is. 752 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:50,806 Why does that matter? 753 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,332 I'm hungry. 754 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,812 I can eat some candy. 755 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,379 I could kill pizza. 756 00:38:59,032 --> 00:38:59,902 I just miss food. 757 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,513 You miss food. 758 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:05,211 I like it. - You're fucking insane. 759 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,344 No, I like to eat. 760 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,131 My dad's taking me out for dinner on Tuesday. 761 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,219 Nice. 762 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,570 I've not seen him for like a month. 763 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,442 That'll be really nice. 764 00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:26,928 OK, we're back. 765 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,495 Come on, get up, get up. 766 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,671 Anita, come on, we're back in like three. 767 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:30,759 Come on! 768 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,935 OK, yeah, that's good. 769 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,372 James, come on. 770 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:36,504 Here we go, there we go. 771 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,594 And three, two... 772 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:43,032 Welcome back, folks. 773 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,903 Uh, what a game so far, huh? 774 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,295 You know what, let's give our contestants 775 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,907 a big round of applause, shall we? 776 00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,216 You know what, give yourselves a round of applause. 777 00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,392 That's it, James. That's it. 778 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,873 Applaud, applaud. 779 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,266 Applaud, applaud, applaud. 780 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,486 Nice. 781 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,966 You know what? This next round is gonna be just 782 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,188 a little bit different and I am so excited. 783 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:11,321 One question. 784 00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:13,715 Everyone answer, 785 00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:15,455 high score wins. 786 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,849 Now we asked 100 people 787 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,243 to name a body part that aches. 788 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,291 If you can guess the body part that they said 789 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,597 aches the most, 790 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:26,554 you win. 791 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,601 Matthew, body part that aches. 792 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,604 I can tell from recent experience, head. 793 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,650 What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 794 00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:43,658 Uh, next up is our favorite pirate, Melissa. 795 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,269 All that pain in your feisty life, 796 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,403 should be easy for you to name a body part that aches. 797 00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:50,404 My knees. 798 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,755 I know mine ache from standing here 799 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,931 listening to your bullshit games. 800 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,368 You need a body part. Anita, your answer, please. 801 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,980 Give me a second. I'm-- I'm flanking. 802 00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,371 Tick tock, tick tock. 803 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:03,503 Time's almost up. Answer. 804 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,635 Stomach, stomach. 805 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:06,332 - Good answer. - OK. 806 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,247 Finally. 807 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:08,944 Let's see, 808 00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,728 who should be next? 809 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,252 I don't know, I can't quite put my... 810 00:41:12,731 --> 00:41:14,775 finger on it. 811 00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,082 I know my muscles are gonna ache when I beat the shit out of you. 812 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,738 Oh. 813 00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,831 Yeah, you know what I would have said? 814 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,702 I would have said neck. 815 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:29,008 You know why? 816 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,752 Cause you all were a fucking pain in my neck! 817 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,842 All right, let's find out who lost, shall we? 818 00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,235 Uh, 819 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,543 31 people said, 820 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,153 hey, congratulations, man. 821 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:47,461 22 said muscles. 822 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:49,245 Didn't lose. 823 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,944 Oh, and ding ding. 824 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,599 None said 825 00:41:54,773 --> 00:41:55,556 neck. 826 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:57,253 Neck. 827 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,907 I'm safe. 828 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:00,605 And ooh, 829 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:02,171 just under the wire. 830 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:04,304 Melissa. 831 00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,133 Congratulations. Three said feet. 832 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:09,613 But 833 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,311 it would appear as though I am out of cards, 834 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,834 which means no one 835 00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:14,967 said stomach, 836 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,272 I am so 837 00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:18,448 not sorry, Anita. 838 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,798 You lose. 839 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,583 Wait, that didn't equal 100. 840 00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:29,285 So this is kind of embarrassing. 841 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,244 Oh yeah, oh, 842 00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:33,289 I got 23, uh, said stomach. 843 00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:35,465 So 844 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:37,772 Melissa, 845 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:41,079 this just isn't working out well for you today. 846 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,694 Did I ever tell you guys 847 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,827 that this room has a hydraulic press? 848 00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:50,785 Neat, 849 00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:51,960 check it out. 850 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:54,180 Now. 851 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:56,835 OK, it is uh... 852 00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:01,100 They just like let anybody who lives here now use it. 853 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,800 Thing's like really slow. 854 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:12,938 No. 855 00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:18,596 No! 856 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,989 No! 857 00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:24,602 Nothing can stop it. 858 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,907 Please, you don't have to do this! 859 00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,387 Yes, I do. OK? It's the game. 860 00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,302 It's how you play the game. 861 00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:31,651 You could have killed us already and you haven't. 862 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,828 Everyone is going to denounce you! 863 00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:36,831 Please! 864 00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,180 Oh my God. 865 00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:45,187 Thank you, God. 866 00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:46,754 Damn it. 867 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:50,236 All right, all right. 868 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:52,717 Looks like we've got a bonus round. 869 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:55,109 I will let you 870 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:55,981 go. 871 00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:57,286 Yeah, 872 00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:58,679 someone swaps. 873 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,899 Now they will die. 874 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:03,728 But uh, 875 00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:06,381 you'll get out alive. 876 00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,383 You get to leave. 877 00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:09,516 OK? 878 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:11,256 Let's see. 879 00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:12,127 Matthew? 880 00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:13,781 Well, um... 881 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,131 Will you take Melissa's place? 882 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:17,959 Please. 883 00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,354 I'm sorry. 884 00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:24,312 Anita, look at me. 885 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:25,836 What about you? Come on, 886 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,577 you're the one that asked to spare her. 887 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:31,494 You screamed it. I heard you, you were... 888 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,889 I love you, Melissa. I love you so much. 889 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:39,198 I'm sorry. 890 00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,722 James, switch with your special friend. 891 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,507 Look, you're gonna die in here. 892 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:48,773 Die now, save her. 893 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:55,910 I'm sorry, Melissa. 894 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,786 Looks like your good friends have only so much good in them. 895 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:08,444 Um, any final words for the folks at home? 896 00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362 Please no, please! 897 00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,277 OK. 898 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,188 No! 899 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,582 You said... 900 00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:49,196 That everyone's got good in them. 901 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,764 Remember that? You said that. 902 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,200 Yeah, 903 00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:53,549 everyone's got 904 00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:55,334 bad in them too. 905 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:56,901 Hm. 906 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,296 Everyone's got 907 00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,342 bad in them too. 908 00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,453 Mhm. 909 00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:32,806 All right, let's do another one. 910 00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:54,219 Fuck! 911 00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:56,221 James. 912 00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:57,875 James. 913 00:47:59,137 --> 00:47:59,920 James. 914 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,967 It's not gonna fucking work, OK? 915 00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:05,533 We're all gonna die in here. 916 00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:07,709 Oh fuck, I gotta fucking try something. 917 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,190 I'm not fucking ending up like that. 918 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:12,759 Fuck! 919 00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:17,459 What was that sound? 920 00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:21,115 You fucking hear that? 921 00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:22,900 I don't know. 922 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,610 Here's another one of your fucking games? 923 00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:43,964 It's gonna be okay. 924 00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:56,237 Please, please, please! 925 00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:23,961 I'm sorry. 926 00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:25,353 I'm sorry. 927 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,547 Showtime. 928 00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,084 No, no! No! 929 00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:02,086 Please! 930 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,937 Why the fuck do I feel like I know that guy? 931 00:50:30,984 --> 00:50:31,898 Huh? 932 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,509 You know, 933 00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:36,381 don't you? 934 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,392 You knew I was lying the whole time because you stalked my internet, 935 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,046 and you know I don't have a porn page. 936 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,396 What's she talking about? 937 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:54,486 She used to work on the Barry Miller show, 938 00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:58,272 right before... 939 00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:01,841 Fuck you. 940 00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:06,715 You. 941 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,812 You've, you've killed Melissa. 942 00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:19,163 You fucking doomed us all. 943 00:51:19,337 --> 00:51:20,381 I fucking 944 00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:21,339 knew! 945 00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:23,209 You were in on this. 946 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,602 She's not in on anything. 947 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,866 Then what the fuck happened? 948 00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:29,782 What happened? 949 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,611 Why am I gonna die because of you? 950 00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:45,493 Uh-huh! 951 00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,929 I'm your host, Barry Miller. 952 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,975 Thank you for joining us tonight on Wheel of Games, 953 00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,282 where there's always a winner. 954 00:51:51,717 --> 00:51:53,240 Next up, the Nightly News. 955 00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:57,809 Breaking news. 956 00:51:57,810 --> 00:52:00,638 Talk show host Colin Piper has been acquitted of all 957 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:04,598 sexual assault charges. After only one day in court, 958 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:07,123 the alleged victims have withdrawn their testimonies. 959 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,776 Can you fucking believe this? 960 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,170 That monster just gets to go free. 961 00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:11,563 I guess they paid everyone off. 962 00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:13,172 That happens all the time. 963 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,956 Do you think maybe it's possible 964 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:16,481 that he didn't actually do anything? 965 00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:19,744 Like maybe it went to court and then they figured out 966 00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:21,311 that he didn't do it. 967 00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,009 I know one of the girls that came forward. 968 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:24,575 Guess what? 969 00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:27,100 She's driving a luxury SUV. 970 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,450 No joke, I swear to God. 971 00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:31,974 You know that screams money cover up. 972 00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,324 Now these companies love to get rid of old creeps 973 00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:36,153 to save the channel from looking bad. 974 00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:39,764 So I heard Barry's a predator. 975 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:40,808 What? 976 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:41,941 Whoever reports him, 977 00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,422 six-figure payday easy. 978 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,208 You know, I bet you could afford that surgery for your mom. 979 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,341 I don't think it works like that. 980 00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:52,125 Hey, guys. 981 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:54,301 Stop it. 982 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,563 Stop it. All right, come on. 983 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,395 You know, he grabbed me once, 984 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,919 and since I don't play along with that shit, 985 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,052 I didn't get promoted. Shocker. 986 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:08,054 I'm really sorry that happened to you, Rebecca. 987 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,708 It must have been awful. 988 00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:12,276 She's lying. 989 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:14,539 Am I? 990 00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:16,583 Hey, guys, uh... 991 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,106 Great show so far, huh? 992 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,021 Yeah, definitely. 993 00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:21,893 I wanted to thank you guys for doing such a wonderful job 994 00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:24,766 on the show and to let you know that you know we really 995 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,988 appreciate our amazing crew because the show would fall apart without you guys. 996 00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:32,774 Oh, also, and probably most importantly, 997 00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:35,342 a little birdie told me something about you. 998 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,170 One, two, three, four. 999 00:53:38,171 --> 00:53:41,392 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1000 00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:45,133 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1001 00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:48,876 ♪ Happy birthday, Anita ♪ 1002 00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:52,271 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1003 00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:55,492 Thank you so much, thank you. 1004 00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,276 I honestly didn't have any idea 1005 00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:59,018 you even knew who I was. 1006 00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:01,499 Oh, we all know who you are because you're doing a great job. 1007 00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:02,761 Happy birthday. 1008 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,198 Hey, please stop touching her. 1009 00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:07,504 - She doesn't want that. - I'm-- 1010 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,288 Stop touching women, 1011 00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:10,638 - OK? Stop. - I... 1012 00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:12,858 Look, I, um, 1013 00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:14,599 no, I mean, I, 1014 00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:16,426 I was just saying thank you. 1015 00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:18,124 I'm sorry, you know, for that, 1016 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:19,081 um. 1017 00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:20,213 Happy birthday. 1018 00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:21,997 Uh, I gotta get back 1019 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:23,520 and start prepping for the afternoon show. 1020 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:24,739 We'll see you guys out there. 1021 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:26,175 And remember, 1022 00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:27,742 everyone's a winner. 1023 00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:29,309 All right, see you guys. 1024 00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:32,050 See you guys out there, you as well. 1025 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:33,139 All right, cool. 1026 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:34,880 Anita, are you OK? 1027 00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,144 What did you just do? 1028 00:54:38,623 --> 00:54:40,276 That was scary. 1029 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,190 It's not fair. 1030 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:44,063 We don't deserve to be treated like that by anybody. 1031 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,285 Just be brave. 1032 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,810 All you have to do is tell the truth and you'll be fine. 1033 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:53,638 He touched you, 1034 00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:54,943 and that is not OK. 1035 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,249 Anita Williams. 1036 00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:42,382 If you're ready. 1037 00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:07,102 Thank you so much for being here. 1038 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,583 I have a daughter your age. 1039 00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:12,238 And I think it's very 1040 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:13,326 brave what you're doing. 1041 00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:15,415 Thank you. 1042 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:20,159 I just need you to sign this affidavit and NDA to 1043 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:21,813 compensate you for your trouble. 1044 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:34,260 It also gives you the freedom to 1045 00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,610 look for employment and opportunities somewhere else. 1046 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:41,876 So I just sign? 1047 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,095 And then it's over? 1048 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,532 Look, like I told everyone else. 1049 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:47,404 It's safe. 1050 00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:51,016 What happens to Barry? 1051 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,106 Sign it. 1052 00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:13,473 Sorry. 1053 00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,171 Sorry, 1054 00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:17,390 thank you. 1055 00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:21,438 Thank you. 1056 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,235 Hey, sir. 1057 00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:38,106 Sir. 1058 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,805 We know what happened. 1059 00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:41,936 So look. 1060 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,677 I get it. 1061 00:57:44,809 --> 00:57:46,637 You want to punish Anita for what she did. 1062 00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:47,855 I'll help you out. 1063 00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:49,074 Look, 1064 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,857 you're the victim here 1065 00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:52,425 and people will be able to see that. 1066 00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:54,340 We're on your side, right, Matthew? 1067 00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:55,601 - Just stop. - Just shut the fuck up! 1068 00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,647 Come on, come on. Look, sir, 1069 00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:58,735 she's a fucking liar. 1070 00:57:58,736 --> 00:57:59,911 She fucked you over 1071 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,042 and she made you do this. 1072 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:03,130 You had no other choice. 1073 00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:05,219 Yeah, you think so, 1074 00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,091 huh? 1075 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:07,614 Yes, absolutely. 1076 00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,398 My dad 1077 00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,313 would love to help you out. 1078 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,489 He'd be all for it. 1079 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:16,622 He really would? 1080 00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:17,536 Yes, 1081 00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:18,843 sir, 1082 00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,147 if you let me out of these chains, 1083 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,672 I guarantee 1084 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,412 that we'll make things right for you. 1085 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,460 He plays golf with the fucking senator like dude. 1086 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:29,549 Dude, I got you. 1087 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:33,292 Yeah. 1088 00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:35,686 You really really mean it? 1089 00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:37,775 Huh? 1090 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,994 People fix shit like this 1091 00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:41,387 all the time. 1092 00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:46,261 You can really, really, really, 1093 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:48,612 get my whole life back? 1094 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,833 Like a fucking fast. 1095 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,705 Like that. 1096 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,360 So you can, uh, you can get my whole life back, 1097 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,406 huh, like my show, 1098 00:59:01,102 --> 00:59:02,364 my wife, my kids, 1099 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,236 my fans, you can... 1100 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,499 My whole life? 1101 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,327 Yeah. 1102 00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:12,984 Let's do it. 1103 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,638 - OK. - OK? 1104 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,292 Let me ask you this, um, 1105 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:19,467 do you think he would mind though, you know, 1106 00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:20,686 when I show up, cause I gotta talk to him about it, right? 1107 00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:21,775 OK, so, 1108 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,256 if I show up there, 1109 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,866 you think he'll be upset if I 1110 00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:28,434 show him your head, you know, or half your head? 1111 00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:29,957 - Fuck. - Maybe just your jaw. 1112 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:31,872 Fuck! 1113 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:33,874 You fucking psycho! 1114 00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:51,588 Your words. 1115 00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:55,068 Eat your fucking words! 1116 00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:56,157 Open your eyes. 1117 00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:58,203 - Look, look, look. - No! 1118 00:59:58,377 --> 00:59:59,639 Look! That's it, that's it. 1119 01:00:00,248 --> 01:00:02,249 - Who is it? - A lawyer, it's a fucking lawyer. 1120 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,774 Ding, ding! Eat his fucking mouth! 1121 01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:05,906 Chew his tongue! 1122 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,299 Chew his tongue! 1123 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,518 Chew his mouth! 1124 01:00:10,215 --> 01:00:11,564 Eat your fucking words! 1125 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,871 Chew his fucking tongue! 1126 01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:15,960 Right now eat your words! 1127 01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:18,396 Don't make me stab you in the throat! 1128 01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:22,619 You're gonna fucking kill Matthew the way you killed Melissa. 1129 01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:25,317 Bite his tongue! 1130 01:00:26,274 --> 01:00:27,972 Bite his fucking tongue! 1131 01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:32,498 Bite his mouth! 1132 01:00:32,846 --> 01:00:34,718 Bite his mouth! That's it, bite it! 1133 01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:37,024 Bite it! Chew! Chew! 1134 01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,548 Chew through his fucking tongue! 1135 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,420 Bite it! Bite it! 1136 01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,772 Is it fucking worth it? 1137 01:00:46,773 --> 01:00:48,426 Choke on it! 1138 01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:50,254 Chew it! Chew it! 1139 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,648 Chew it! Eat it! Eat it! 1140 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,476 Chew it! Fucking chew it! 1141 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,174 Get his mouth! 1142 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:07,011 What the fuck are you looking at? 1143 01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:10,578 I think you're a little bitch that needs to play dress-up. 1144 01:01:12,799 --> 01:01:14,671 James! Fucking kill him! 1145 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:17,716 What the fuck are you gonna do now, huh? 1146 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:20,677 - James! Kill him! - I just-- wanna say sorry. 1147 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:37,563 When we get back from break. 1148 01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,349 It's time for a nomination. 1149 01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:00,194 And... 1150 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,022 We're back. 1151 01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,111 Wakey wakey. 1152 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:05,809 Wakey wakey! 1153 01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:19,344 Me too. 1154 01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,607 OK. 1155 01:02:22,608 --> 01:02:24,305 Here is the game. 1156 01:02:24,697 --> 01:02:26,351 Uh, it's called Incision Decision. 1157 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:28,353 I gotta tell you this, 1158 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:30,311 this might be my favorite game. 1159 01:02:30,964 --> 01:02:33,532 I don't wanna play your fucked-up games. 1160 01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:38,842 Uh, it's not your turn to play my fucked-up games, 1161 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:39,799 James. 1162 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,063 Ye-- Yes. 1163 01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:46,023 Anita's turn. 1164 01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:12,832 There are two keys 1165 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,442 that open that door. 1166 01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,270 Now, anybody that wants to get out, 1167 01:03:16,444 --> 01:03:18,272 well, you have to be able to open that door, 1168 01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:20,100 so you have to get a key. 1169 01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:22,624 Where do we find the key? 1170 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:28,674 There is one in James and one in Matthew. 1171 01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:30,458 I'll let you choose. 1172 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,590 You can't make me do it! 1173 01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:34,461 I'm not gonna do it! 1174 01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:36,202 OK, well, then, 1175 01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:38,118 I guess I'll just show you. 1176 01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:41,121 And they'll both die of starvation in like a week. 1177 01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:43,471 This is the game. 1178 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,650 You're not gonna kill either of us, OK? 1179 01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,262 It's gonna be fine, we can figure something out where we both live, OK? 1180 01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:54,047 You got a weapon now, OK? 1181 01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:58,443 Fuck, I know what's gonna fucking happen, 1182 01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:02,273 she's gonna fucking kill me because she fucking hates me. 1183 01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:06,407 Anita, 1184 01:04:06,799 --> 01:04:08,018 don't kill me. 1185 01:04:08,366 --> 01:04:09,715 If you don't kill me, 1186 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:12,586 I'll make sure my dad gives you and your mom 1187 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:13,979 all the money you need. 1188 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:16,155 Seriously, anything and everything, 1189 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,549 - everything, stuff. - There's another way. 1190 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,726 Fuck this! You guys are literally fucking friends because of me, 1191 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,293 and now you've got a fucking scheme to fucking kill me. 1192 01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:24,948 This is so fucking unfair. 1193 01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:26,992 I literally did everything for you guys. 1194 01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:28,386 You little shit! 1195 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:31,997 You always were an asshole to us, 1196 01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:33,782 holding everything over our heads. 1197 01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:39,309 I don't want to die, man! 1198 01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:41,834 Fuck, you guys are like you're my only fucking friends. 1199 01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:43,314 You think I didn't see? 1200 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,750 You guys were always making fucking fun of me 1201 01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:47,231 behind my fucking back. 1202 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,059 I'm not fucking stupid, 1203 01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:50,060 God. 1204 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,627 But you are my only fucking friend, Matthew, 1205 01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:55,195 my only fucking friend. 1206 01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:58,590 So what do we do now? 1207 01:05:00,331 --> 01:05:02,507 You're not gonna kill either of us, right? 1208 01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,339 No, it's smart, smart. 1209 01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:10,776 Look, Matthew, I love you. I love you. 1210 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,647 I do, but you're making the right choice. 1211 01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:15,171 You have to understand, Matthew, listen to my voice. 1212 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:17,696 Look, we are in here for more, right? 1213 01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:20,394 She's got to see her mom. 1214 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,919 And you'd help with that. 1215 01:05:23,441 --> 01:05:25,138 I'm not gonna make it hard for you, OK? 1216 01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:33,451 Go on, Anita, Anita, go on. 1217 01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:34,713 Matthew. 1218 01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:37,323 You got it, you got it. 1219 01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:38,238 It's OK. 1220 01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:56,255 Can you not look at me, please? 1221 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,475 No, fuck no. 1222 01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:00,695 I'm looking right at you, 1223 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,045 right fucking at you, 1224 01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:04,002 please, please. 1225 01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,482 No. 1226 01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:08,051 No, no, no, no! 1227 01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:09,877 Anita, stop! 1228 01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:13,272 Help, help, help! 1229 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:14,448 What the fuck? 1230 01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:16,059 I'm gonna die, oh my God! 1231 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:18,103 I'm gonna die, I'm gonna fucking die! 1232 01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:19,192 Do not do this. 1233 01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,020 I fucking have to! 1234 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,850 It's OK, dude. 1235 01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:30,638 Do it. 1236 01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,776 I fucking have it! Fuck yeah! 1237 01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,169 I fucking have it! 1238 01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:27,434 What the fuck. 1239 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:28,609 What the fuck! 1240 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:30,785 What the fuck! 1241 01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:34,528 What the fuck? 1242 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,574 What the fuck? 1243 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:39,925 What the fuck? 1244 01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,884 What the fuck? 1245 01:07:45,757 --> 01:07:46,845 Oops, that's the wrong key. 1246 01:07:47,411 --> 01:07:50,153 Those doors are magnetically sealed. 1247 01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:53,243 Let's continue with the fun, shall we? 1248 01:07:54,592 --> 01:07:55,419 OK. 1249 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,510 Last man standing wins. 1250 01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:15,568 Go. 1251 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:20,792 I'm sorry. 1252 01:08:21,662 --> 01:08:24,317 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1253 01:08:29,496 --> 01:08:31,150 You wanted to protect your mom. 1254 01:08:31,368 --> 01:08:33,020 I'm so sorry. 1255 01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:34,414 I might have done the same thing. 1256 01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:37,983 It's all my fault. 1257 01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:52,171 What's wrong? 1258 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,269 Are you gonna kill me? 1259 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,056 We both can't leave. 1260 01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:11,886 What do you mean? 1261 01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:15,368 What do you mean? 1262 01:09:24,638 --> 01:09:26,162 There's always a winner. 1263 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:28,946 This whole thing 1264 01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:30,427 is part of a sick, 1265 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:33,080 fucked-up game show and it's not gonna stop. 1266 01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,170 It's not gonna stop. 1267 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:37,084 Clock is ticking. This takes more than two minutes, 1268 01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:38,043 I'll just pick. 1269 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:44,005 There's something else I've always wanted to say. 1270 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,097 I love you. 1271 01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:09,074 Please don't do this. 1272 01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:11,555 Don't do this. 1273 01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,774 Don't fucking do this, 1274 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,385 don't fucking do this! 1275 01:10:16,037 --> 01:10:18,692 - I really... - No! 1276 01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:20,216 I really do love you. 1277 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:24,089 It's OK. 1278 01:10:26,091 --> 01:10:27,223 It's OK. 1279 01:10:28,354 --> 01:10:29,877 Just promise me one thing. 1280 01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:36,840 Win. 1281 01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:39,757 No! No! 1282 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,282 Matthew! 1283 01:10:58,645 --> 01:11:00,385 Congratulations, 1284 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,518 Anita. 1285 01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:04,782 You are our winner. 1286 01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,033 Come on in, darling, take a seat. 1287 01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:17,991 No change. 1288 01:15:18,165 --> 01:15:20,384 There's no catch, just 1289 01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:21,254 you and me, 1290 01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,343 one more game, 1291 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,518 one last game, 1292 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,389 hm? 1293 01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:27,523 That said, come on. 1294 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,137 Welcome back, 1295 01:15:34,138 --> 01:15:34,965 Anita. 1296 01:15:36,009 --> 01:15:37,445 You know how it goes, folks. 1297 01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,578 It is time for... 1298 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,711 Pick your Prize. 1299 01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:44,714 Ah! 1300 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:53,070 Anita, all you have to do is pick the right box and 1301 01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:54,245 you can be free. 1302 01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,988 There's no winning prize. 1303 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,120 Oh, there's always a winner. 1304 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,165 You're just gonna kill me. 1305 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:04,255 My pictures are in the cabinet. 1306 01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:06,343 Do it. One more fun game with me, then home, 1307 01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,737 you can go home with mommy. 1308 01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:10,174 Is this really all you are, Barry? 1309 01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,263 Barry's dead. 1310 01:16:12,437 --> 01:16:13,525 You killed him. 1311 01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:25,363 I'm your host. 1312 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,541 You just don't seem to get it, do you? 1313 01:16:29,759 --> 01:16:30,586 What? 1314 01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:36,026 I am the only person in the world who could bring Barry back. 1315 01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:41,814 I could tell everyone I lied. 1316 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,688 I can turn your life back to normal. 1317 01:16:48,386 --> 01:16:50,127 Unless you did do something. 1318 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:51,737 Boo! 1319 01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:53,739 Pull a string, alright? 1320 01:16:55,045 --> 01:16:57,917 Fucking pull a string, you fucking do it, you do it now! 1321 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:01,747 I'm sorry. 1322 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,184 There is no sorry. No, no. 1323 01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:07,492 You didn't just go along. 1324 01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:08,624 You knew what you were doing. 1325 01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:11,235 You lied. 1326 01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:12,497 You know you lied. 1327 01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:14,847 You wanted to save your mom's life, 1328 01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:16,762 so you took mine. 1329 01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,896 You took my life, 1330 01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:23,595 you took my family, 1331 01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:25,075 you... 1332 01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:29,645 You fucking took everything. 1333 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:34,561 Did you ever even care what happened to me? 1334 01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:36,086 Did you ever even lose any sleep over it? 1335 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,826 Of course I did. 1336 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,523 Barry, I'm not a fucking monster. 1337 01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:40,525 People loving me. 1338 01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:41,744 Tell her. 1339 01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,007 Tell her you love me. 1340 01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:47,271 Tell her you love me! 1341 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:49,839 She killed me. 1342 01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,317 You saved her life, Barry. 1343 01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,843 I, I traded your life for hers. 1344 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:56,846 I saved your mom's life. 1345 01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:00,240 Barry saved her life. 1346 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:02,678 Sure he did. 1347 01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,725 I don't know if I ever saved a life before. 1348 01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:10,947 We can talk about it, don't we? 1349 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,007 I, uh... 1350 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:32,620 Guess I only thought about what I lost. 1351 01:18:38,626 --> 01:18:40,541 I wanted to be the good guy. 1352 01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:42,979 I give away money. 1353 01:18:44,241 --> 01:18:45,982 To help people like your mom. 1354 01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:49,594 I wanted to be 1355 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:51,465 a good dad. 1356 01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:54,425 Good husband. 1357 01:18:57,036 --> 01:18:58,298 Grandpa. 1358 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:01,214 I wanted... 1359 01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:06,350 But you know, I never realized that maybe here... 1360 01:19:08,352 --> 01:19:09,440 my own shameful life... 1361 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:15,401 Maybe it's not too late for me to do the right thing. 1362 01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,143 You know what, if you pull 1363 01:19:18,536 --> 01:19:20,494 a string for me and my little game, 1364 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:24,629 I promise, 1365 01:19:29,286 --> 01:19:30,853 I actually promise. 1366 01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:35,379 I won't kill your mom. 1367 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,295 Or even hurt her. 1368 01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:41,602 I won't even pop by and say hi. 1369 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:44,997 So I don't know, you might want to think about that, 1370 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:47,347 maybe take me up on this, and, but-- 1371 01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:49,349 There's the strings. 1372 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:00,883 You promise? 1373 01:20:02,101 --> 01:20:03,146 I do. 1374 01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:16,333 Ha... 1375 01:20:29,389 --> 01:20:37,483 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1376 01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:42,401 ♪ Happy birthday to Anita ♪ 1377 01:20:42,402 --> 01:20:44,577 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1378 01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:22,834 Ah! 1379 01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,458 I need to thank you. 1380 01:21:39,982 --> 01:21:42,898 You saved me the trouble to have to add a scar after I kill you. 1381 01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,728 Right here next to Melissa and James and Matthew. 1382 01:21:49,165 --> 01:21:49,948 Anita. 1383 01:21:51,123 --> 01:21:52,168 It's my favorite one. 1384 01:21:54,561 --> 01:21:56,737 This is the most fucking honest thing you've done. 1385 01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,304 People like you, 1386 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:00,567 you just lie and you... 1387 01:22:01,307 --> 01:22:02,308 You cheat 1388 01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:04,657 and you hurt people. 1389 01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:06,269 And there's no consequences. 1390 01:22:10,273 --> 01:22:11,491 The world needs me. 1391 01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:13,232 Do you know why? 1392 01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:15,887 Because I know how to play the game. 1393 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,457 I know the rules. 1394 01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:23,895 They need me because I'm their host. 1395 01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:28,030 Can you forgive me? 1396 01:22:32,599 --> 01:22:34,166 You don't deserve forgiveness. 1397 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,300 I don't need your forgiveness! 1398 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,740 I need justice. 1399 01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,487 Oh, we're missing your birthday party. 1400 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,794 Let me just put this on my desk. 1401 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:54,838 Come on. 1402 01:22:54,839 --> 01:22:56,275 OK. 1403 01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,891 No! 1404 01:23:04,718 --> 01:23:06,633 No! No! 1405 01:23:13,075 --> 01:23:14,641 It's a pretty machine 1406 01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,427 to slam the birthday girl's face 1407 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,559 into the cake. 1408 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,517 There's gonna be a fucking knife in it. 1409 01:23:21,518 --> 01:23:23,433 You're gonna stab me in the fucking face! 1410 01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:28,133 - How do you know? - Cause I'm not fucking stupid. 1411 01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:30,744 Well, if you were smart, 1412 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,920 you wouldn't have destroyed my life. 1413 01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:36,401 So... 1414 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:39,622 - Happy birthday. - No, no, no! 1415 01:23:39,623 --> 01:23:42,625 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 1416 01:23:42,626 --> 01:23:45,193 No, no! 1417 01:23:45,194 --> 01:23:46,803 Please, please. 1418 01:23:46,804 --> 01:23:47,674 Come on. 1419 01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:48,936 Please... 1420 01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:51,764 Please, don't do this to me. 1421 01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:52,766 Into the cake. 1422 01:23:55,639 --> 01:23:57,119 Happy birthday! 1423 01:24:11,655 --> 01:24:12,960 I got you. 1424 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,360 There's no, there's no tricks. 1425 01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:23,493 There's no tricks, 1426 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,277 there's nothing? 1427 01:24:26,974 --> 01:24:28,845 So I won? 1428 01:24:28,846 --> 01:24:31,544 - I won? - Congratulations. 1429 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,896 Now, there is 1430 01:24:36,897 --> 01:24:38,682 some good news and some bad news. 1431 01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:41,250 The good news is... 1432 01:24:43,513 --> 01:24:44,688 You're free. 1433 01:24:44,992 --> 01:24:46,037 So I get to go home. 1434 01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:49,997 Come on. 1435 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:56,612 There you go. 1436 01:24:56,613 --> 01:24:58,702 Just clean up right here, right there. 1437 01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:01,007 There you go, that's it, clean up. 1438 01:25:01,008 --> 01:25:02,619 But the bad news is... 1439 01:25:04,011 --> 01:25:05,491 The cake tastes terrible. 1440 01:25:09,408 --> 01:25:10,235 Oh. 1441 01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:17,634 Huh. 1442 01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,201 Oh... 1443 01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,262 I can't see. 1444 01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:38,829 I can't fucking see! 1445 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,484 I can't, I can't see, I can't-- 1446 01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:53,886 I... My... 1447 01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:55,540 Help me. What the fuck? 1448 01:25:57,935 --> 01:25:58,979 What the fuck have you done? 1449 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,372 What the fuck have you done? 1450 01:26:00,546 --> 01:26:01,504 What the fuck? 1451 01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:02,896 What the fuck? 1452 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,947 I was acquitted in a court of law. 1453 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,166 I was, I, I am innocent. 1454 01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,994 I am an innocent man. 1455 01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,041 Ah, OK, I did it. I did it. 1456 01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:45,782 I, I did it. I fucking did it. 1457 01:27:46,086 --> 01:27:48,045 Please, where's... I did it. 1458 01:27:48,741 --> 01:27:50,265 I, I, I, 1459 01:27:51,004 --> 01:27:53,136 we paid off all those women 1460 01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,050 who I, 1461 01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,704 who I assaulted. 1462 01:27:55,705 --> 01:27:57,923 - Assaulted? - Raped, raped, 1463 01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:00,099 raped, OK? I did it. I did it. 1464 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,840 Please, please, please let me go. 1465 01:28:01,841 --> 01:28:02,972 Let me go. I'll pay you. 1466 01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:03,930 I'll pay you anything you want. 1467 01:28:04,148 --> 01:28:06,237 I'll pay you $250,000. 1468 01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:08,717 Please, I beg you, please. 1469 01:28:08,718 --> 01:28:09,806 They don't need your money. 1470 01:28:11,895 --> 01:28:13,157 They need justice. 1471 01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:17,944 This is what you're winning. 1472 01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:20,294 Oh no, no. 88642

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