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RENO, THIS IS 41 FRANK 15
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WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT OF
A BROWN NISSAN STANZA,
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NEVADA LICENSE "W-U-V...
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IT'S A VANITY PLATE,
"WU... WUV... WUV MY...
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IT'S "W" "WU... WOOV-ME...
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"WOOVE ME... WUV ME... WUV MY...
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"WUV-MY-K9"
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LOVE MY CANINE, LOVE MY DOG.
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OH, HE LOVES HIS DOG.
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STOP THE CAR, STOP, STOP!
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[crash]
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[siren blaring]
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OH, HO! OH, HO-HO!
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[police radio chatter]
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AGGGHHH!
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HERE YOU GO... LAL-LA, YEAH...
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[screaming]
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[man on radio]
2-3 Roger, roger...
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Shots fired!
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OH-HO-HO!
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[police radio chatter]
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[siren blaring]
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[Johnson] ONCE AGAIN I
GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
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[buzzer]
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OH, HERE WE GO.
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NICE... NICE!
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JUST MY BOYFRIEND, EVERYBODY.
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IT'S JUST STEED,
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
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THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING...
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CLEMMY...
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WHAT'D YOU DO NOW,
WHAT'D YOU STEAL?
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I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHIN',
I GOTTA COME CLEAN.
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I COME HERE TO, UH,
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PROPOSE BLISSFUL MATRIMONY
TO YOU, DOWN ON BENDED KNEE.
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CLEMMY, I KNOW WE BEEN THROUGH
SOME HARD TIMES TOGETHER, UH...
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OH, MY GOD.
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MAYBE MORE TO COME, BUT, UH,
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I THINK NOW WE'VE
MADE A REAL TURN.
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UH, ALMOST A COMPLETE U-TURN.
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UH, MAYBE NOT A COMPLETE U-TURN
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BUT, LIKE, A HARD...
VERY HARD RIGHT TURN?
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[gasps]
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I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME, CLEMMY.
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I GOT IT AT J.C. PENNEY.
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[gasps]
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OH MY...
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THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
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OH, MY GOD... YES,
BY THE WAY, YES, YES.
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[applause]
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[moaning]
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IS THERE LIKE AN
EMPTY CELL WE CAN USE
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FOR A COUPLE OF...
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NO.
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IS THERE? JUST FOR
A COUPLE MINUTES.
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TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
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WHEN I MET HIM, FIRST
WEEK... THIS IS A TRUE STORY...
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FIRST WEEK, I GOT "STEED"
TATTOOED ACROSS MY BACK.
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BUT THEN HE PISSED
ME OFF THE NEXT WEEK
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AND I HAD TO CHANGE IT.
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AND SO I JUST PUT...
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I KINDA HAD THEM DO
AN "X" THROUGH THE "D".
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AND IT SAYS "STEELY DAN".
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ARE WE READY TO GET MARRIED?
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WELL, I THINK...
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YOU KNOW, WAS I READY
TO COME TO WORK TODAY?
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THE THING ABOUT CLEMMY
MARRYING STEED IS THIS:
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PEOPLE CAN DO
WHATEVER THEY WANNA DO.
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YOU KNOW, WE DON'T
LIVE IN COMMUNIST CHINA.
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YOU KNOW?
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I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER,
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"HEY, THIS IS A BAD
GUY WITH A RAP SHEET."
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"THIS IS A GUY WHO'S, YOU KNOW,
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AN ATTEMPTED
ARSONIST, A REPEAT B & E."
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YOU KNOW, IS THAT
MY PLACE TO SAY,
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"HEY, THIS GUY WAS
WANTED ON "STATCH"
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A COUPLE YEARS BACK?"
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"HEY, THIS GUY,
Y'KNOW, SHOT HIS COUSIN
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Y'KNOW, BACK IN '81?"
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NO, LISTEN, PEOPLE CAN
DO WHATEVER THEY WANT
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THIS ISN'T COMMUNIST CHINA.
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT, SIR.
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WHO'S IS IT?
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT! PARTMENT!
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HI, CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, YOU CAN HELP US.
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UH, LOOK, WE'RE SHOOTING
A MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
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THIS IS REALLY
NOT THE BEST TIME.
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WE'RE GONNA WRAP, PROBABLY,
IN ABOUT 10, 15 MINUTES
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IF YOU GUYS WANNA GRAB A
SODA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
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SIR, WE'VE BEEN
GETTING SOME NOISE,
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UH, COMPLAINTS
FROM SUITE #4, HERE.
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YEAH, YOU HAVE BEEN,
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BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT
OF PEOPLE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR
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AND WE ARE SHOOTING...
WE'RE SHOOTING VéRITé,
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I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE
FAMILIAR WITH THAT TERM
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BUT THAT MEANS REAL.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT REAL?
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IS A COUPLE OF KNUCKLEHEADS
F... WITH MY MOVIE.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S REAL, SIR?
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IS WE'RE GONNA COME INSIDE
'CAUSE YOUR CHECKOUT TIME IS 12
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AND IT'S NOW 8 IN THE P.M. OKAY?
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SO, UH, THAT'S REAL NOW,
WE'RE GONNA COME IN.
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UH, OKAY, FINE.
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CUT!
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UH, SOME PEOPLE FROM
THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
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WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT
A REAL MOVIE IS ALL ABOUT.
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THIS IS ART, ALL RIGHT?
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE I LIVE?
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I LIVE IN AMERICA!
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AND IN AMERICA, YOU
CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT
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AND THE NAZIS CAN'T COME
INSIDE AND F... WITH YOUR FILM.
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DON'T YOU SLAP...
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GREASED PIG!
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IT'S LOVE OIL!
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SON OF A BITCH!
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♪ OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE...
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DON'T YOU SING THE ANTHEM!
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♪ BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT...
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DON'T YOU SING THE ANTHEM, SIR!
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♪ WHAT'S SO PROUD...
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NO, DON'T YOU SING THE ANTHEM!
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DAMN, THIS COWBOY'S LIKE A...
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YEAH, SAY IT, SAY IT!
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SAY IT!
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NO, I'M FAT.
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I'M A FAT F...
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NO, YOU'RE NOT FAT. NO.
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NO, I'M NOT?
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NO, YOU'RE NOT FAT.
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I'M NOT FAT, REALLY?
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LOOK AT ME, ARE YOU BLIND?!
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I'M AS BIG AS A HOUSE!
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[groaning]
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OKAY, I'LL RENT THE ROOM.
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I'LL RENT THE ROOM
FOR ANOTHER DAY...
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NO. OKAY?
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WE'RE NOT NEGOTIATING
ANYMORE, SIR.
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OOP... NO, NO, HO!
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[growling]
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SO LONG, EVERYBODY BACK TO ONE!
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YEAH, RENO 11, CHARLIE 51.
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SEND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
OVER TO THE DESERT SANDS...
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[whistles]
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HE'S GOT YOUR STICK.
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[bleep] YOU, [bleep]
YOU TWO TIMES...
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WHAT, WHAT?
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OH, YOU WANT THIS... OOH.
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OH, [bleep]!
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GET OFF!
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CLEMMY AND I MET
AT A G-E-D CLASS.
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IT'S GRADUATE EQUIVALENT
DEGREE DIPLOMA.
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AND HE PASSED ME A NOTE.
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GRADUATE EQUIVALENCY DEGREE,
YOU GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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DEGREE...
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UH, I PASSED HER A NOTE...
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PASSED ME A NOTE, IT
SAID, "I THINK YOU'RE HOT."
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AND I PASSED HIM
A NOTE AND I SAID,
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"I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TELL ME THAT."
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I AM PLANNING A
BACHELORETTE PARTY FOR YOU.
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STRIPPERS... ALL RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE?
BLACK, WHITE?
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I LIKE 'EM ALL.
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I LIKE BLACK, I LIKE WHITE...
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I LIKE BLACK.
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JUST DON'T GET ME
ANY PACIFIC ISLANDERS.
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I DON'T GET IT, I
DON'T GET THAT.
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OKAY, HI, GANG.
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UH, MY NAME IS
LIEUTENANT JIM DANGLE
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AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE,
DEPUTY TRAVIS JUNIOR.
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WE'RE FROM THE RENO
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
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AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA
TALK ABOUT A SCARY AND DEADLY
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AND DANGEROUS DRUG
THAT'S OUT ON THE STREETS.
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IT'S A KILLER, IT'S A PLAGUE
THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION
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AND IT'S CALLED "CRYSTAL
METHAMPHETAMINE".
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CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE
IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DRUG
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AND IT DOES A LOT OF
TERRIBLE THINGS TO YA...
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[strums guitar]
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AND WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT SOME OF THOSE
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TERRIBLE THINGS IT DOES TO
YOU BUT IN A KIND OF A FUN WAY.
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SO FOLLOW ALONG, AND AS
SOON AS YOU KNOW THE WORDS
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SING ALONG RIGHT WITH ME.
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♪ YOU CAN MONKEY WITH A GIBBON
YOU CAN FIDDLE WITH A BOW ♪
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♪ BUT BEFORE YOU SNORT
THAT CRYSTAL METH ♪
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♪ THERE'S SOME THINGS
THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ♪
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♪ METH IS MADE FROM
ANTIHISTAMINES ♪
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♪ IN BASEMENT LABS IT'S COOKED ♪
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♪ AND POSSESSION IS A FELONY ♪
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♪ WHICH MEANS THAT
YOU'LL GET BOOKED ♪
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♪ WITH A SNORT ♪
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♪ IT ZIPS RIGHT UP YOUR NOSE
AND EATS AWAY YOUR BRAIN ♪
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♪ IT KILLS YOUR SENSE
OF GOOD AND EVIL ♪
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♪ AND IT MAKES YOU GO INSANE ♪
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HERE WE GO...
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[together] ♪ SO DON'T
METH WITH METH, BETH ♪
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♪ DON'T METH WITH METH, SETH ♪
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♪ DON'T METH WITH
METH... GWYNETH ♪
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♪ DON'T METH WITH CRYSTAL METH ♪
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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WE GOT ANOTHER,
UH, 45 MINUTES TO KILL.
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UH, ANY REQUESTS?
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ANYBODY?
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I KNOW SOME RUSH AND
I KNOW A LOT OF FLOYD.
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HELLO.
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HOW YOU DOIN', TODAY, MA'AM?
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HI, I'M TERRIFIC, HOW
ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'?
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WE'RE DOIN' GOOD. JUST GREAT.
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SORRY FOR THE HOLDUP, GUYS.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I KNEW I HELD YOU UP.
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THAT'S PROBABLY
A CRIME, ISN'T IT?
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NO, NO PROBLEM BUT
COULD YOU HURRY IT UP?
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'CAUSE WE GOT A
LOT OF CRIME TO...
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CAN YOU BELIEVE, $9 FOR TACOS?
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I MEAN, THAT'S HIGHWAY
ROBBERY, ISN'T IT?
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NO, IT'S NOT BAD, ACTUALLY.
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HIGHWAY ROBBERY?
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IT'S A FAIR PRICE, ACTUALLY.
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HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
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OKAY, GOT IT... OHH...
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GOT IT? YEAH.
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HOPE IT'S NOT A CRIME
TO MAKE YOU WAIT.
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NOT AT ALL, MA'AM,
YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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DO I HAVE TACO IN MY TEETH, HUH?
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NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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BYE-BYE.
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KIND OF JITTERY, HUH?
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I'VE GOT A NOTE HERE.
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"OFFICER, THERE ARE
TWO ARMED MEN INSIDE."
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I HOPE THERE'S
TWO-ARMED MEN BACK THERE
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A ONE-ARMED GUY'S NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE A TACO.
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THIS HERE, ACTUALLY, IS MY PLOT.
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UM, OBVIOUSLY,
THERE'S NOBODY IN IT YET
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BUT, GOD WILLING, THERE WILL BE.
237
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,419
HI, MOM.
238
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:52,524
MY MOM STARTED
COLLECTING BEANIE BABIES...
239
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:55,493
ABOUT FOUR YEARS AFTER SHE DIED.
240
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,695
I USED TO LEAVE 'EM OUT HERE.
241
00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,699
IN FACT, I HAD A WHOLE
COLLECTION FOR HER.
242
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,002
SHE HAD A GREAT
PRINCESS DIANA BEAR,
243
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,770
THOSE ARE A FORTUNE.
244
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,639
I HAD A HARD TIME
GETTING HER THAT ONE,
245
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,907
SHE WAS REALLY EXCITED
WHEN I DID FINALLY GET IT.
246
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:15,046
UM, AND I LEFT HIM OUT
HERE YOU KNOW, THINKING,
247
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:19,084
THIS IS A SACRED PLACE AND UH...
248
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,686
SOME NIGGER KID
TOOK HIM, I THINK.
249
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,654
I HAVE REAL DARK SKIN.
250
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:29,093
MY MOM WAS REAL LIGHT
SKINNED, SHE WAS AN IRISH GIRL.
251
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,596
I HAVE REAL DARK SKIN
'CAUSE I WAS, APPARENTLY,
252
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,064
SO THEY SAY, I WAS RAPED.
253
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,166
UM, MY MOTHER WAS RAPED
BY AN AMERICAN INDIAN.
254
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,402
SHE HAD GONE ON...
255
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:41,572
IT WAS A... SOME SORT
OF SOUVENIR HUNT
256
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,542
IN, UH, MINNESOTA.
257
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,880
WANDERED ONTO A RESERVATION
AND BOOM, THEY RAPED HER.
258
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,549
THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT
PUTTIN' MORE, UH,
259
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,018
ASIAN PEOPLE IN HERE?
260
00:10:54,121 --> 00:11:00,524
AND, UH, I PUT UP A FLYER, UM,
261
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,728
OF COURSE, WITHOUT MY NAME
ON IT OR ANY INFORMATION, SAYING,
262
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,931
Y'KNOW, LET'S TRY AND KEEP...
263
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,902
IN SO MANY WORDS, LET'S
TRY AND KEEP THE ASIANS OUT.
264
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,871
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING BACK
265
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,272
BUT, THEN AGAIN,
266
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,252
I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME OR
ANY PHONE NUMBER ON IT, SO.
267
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,443
I DON'T KNOW HOW I
WOULD HEAR BACK.
268
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,744
[Garcia] HEY, WAIT, THE HEAD,
I GOTTA GET DOWN LOWER.
269
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,414
THERE WE GO... MEDUSA,
AND THEN I GO UP.
270
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,216
[laughs]
271
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,919
LOOK AT THAT, PRETTY DAMN COOL.
272
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,920
OH, A MAN OF MYSTERY!
273
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,922
OH, GO AWAY, YOU EVIL GREEK GUY!
274
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:35,693
YOU HAVE BEEN CURS-ED
BY THE EVIL MEDUSA.
275
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,661
YOU HAVE BEEN CURS-ED!
276
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,883
HEY, HOW WOULD IT BE IF I
HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
277
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,975
[all] WHOO!
278
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,546
I HAVE A SPEECH THAT
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE.
279
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,015
GO GIRL!
280
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,394
WELL, TRUTH BE TOLD,
281
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,795
THIS IS THE FIRST PARTY
I'VE EVER BEEN INVITED TO.
282
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,319
AWW...
283
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,455
I'M SORRY FOR...
284
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,889
SHHH.
285
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,525
I DON'T KNOW STEED VERY WELL.
286
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,495
BUT, MY MOTTO IS,
287
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,397
"DON'T JUDGE A
BOOK BY ITS COVER."
288
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,633
OKAY, GIRL!
289
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,869
WHOO!
290
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,691
I WAS WAITING TO
TONIGHT TO TELL YOU THIS,
291
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,940
I DECIDED THIS LIKE A
WEEK AGO, THAT, UM...
292
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,176
ONCE YOU GUYS DECIDE
YOU WANNA HAVE CHILDREN,
293
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,644
I WILL SLEEP WITH STEED,
294
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,915
FOR AS MANY TIMES AS IT
TAKES TO GET ME PREGNANT
295
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,585
UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH AND
GIVE YOU THAT BABY.
296
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,965
'CAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE A
MOM, YOU REALLY FRICKIN' DO...
297
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,390
I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT
NOW, WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
298
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,726
CRAZY AND NASTY.
299
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:45,496
I'M REALLY EXCITED THAT
YOU GUYS ARE HERE TODAY.
300
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:49,734
AND THAT YOU DON'T FEEL
LIKE THERE'S A COMPETITION.
301
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,669
OH, NO, NOT AT ALL...
302
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,237
IT'S NOT ABOUT A COMPETITION
303
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,406
BECAUSE WE KNOW WHO
THE WINNER IS IN THIS ROOM.
304
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,374
AND IT'S THE ONE
WHO'S GETTING MARRIED.
305
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:05,116
SON OF A BITCH, THIS
GUY IS DRUNK AS A SKUNK
306
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,583
OR HIGH AS A KITE.
307
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,520
UH, FRIDAY NIGHT IN RENO.
308
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,387
PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
309
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,189
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
310
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,358
PASSENGER, SIT DOWN.
311
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,494
GOD DAMN IT, STEED.
312
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,863
STEED, WHAT THE F...
ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
313
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,965
DANGLE.
314
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,310
YOU BEEN WEAVING
ALL OVER THE ROAD
315
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,767
YOU'RE DRIVING
LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.
316
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,614
STEED, STEP OUT OF THE
VEHICLE, WILL YOU, PLEASE?
317
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,504
STEP ON OUT, STEED, GOD DAMN IT.
318
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,439
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TONIGHT, STEED?
319
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,210
UH, PEYOTE... MUSHROOMS...
320
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,455
RIGHT, RIGHT.
321
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,346
SOME CRYSTAL METH...
322
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,513
YOU DID WHAT?
323
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,849
ABOUT 28 BEERS?
324
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,484
DON'T, DON'T...
325
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,885
OKAY, YOU GOT SOME MARIJUANA.
326
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,686
THAT IS SOME GOOD [bleep].
327
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,722
NOW, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T...
WHAT THE [bleep], STEED?
328
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,526
STEED, THAT'S LIKE A
POUND OF MARIJUANA.
329
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,595
YOU GOT A .38...
330
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,031
NO, NO, STEED...
331
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,566
STOP, STOP... STOP, STOP...
332
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,634
YOU'RE OVERINCRIMINATING
YOURSELF.
333
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,846
WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE ALL THIS,
334
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,270
WE WEREN'T EVEN
GONNA PAT YA DOWN.
335
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,738
GOD DAMN IT, STEED.
336
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,417
WE'RE GONNA PRETEND
WE DIDN'T SEE THAT.
337
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,641
NO, HAND OUT OF YOUR POCKET!
338
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,242
HAND OUT OF YOUR POCKET!
339
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,777
GOD DAMN IT, STEED!
340
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,612
THIS IS, UH...
341
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,891
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
342
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,815
THAT'S BROWN
HEROIN, THIS IS, UH...
343
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,784
WE WEREN'T EVEN GONNA SEARCH YA.
344
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,064
I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA KNOW
WHAT WAS IN YOUR POCKET, MAN.
345
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,421
BE SURE AND KEEP
THE CAP ON THAT.
346
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,023
YOU'RE GETTIN' MARRIED...
347
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,625
YOU'RE GETTIN' MARRIED TOMORROW.
348
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,204
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU?
349
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,095
I REALIZE, I DON'T
KNOW WHEN TO...
350
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,363
I'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
351
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,765
UH, GOING TO THE
A.A. TWELVE STEP?
352
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,011
YOU AIN'T DOIN' TOO GOOD.
353
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,868
WHICH STEP IS THE FOUR
POUNDS OF MARIJUANA?
354
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,136
WHICH STEP IS THAT?
355
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,005
STEED, JUST COOL OFF.
356
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,440
FREEZE.
357
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,874
TRAVIS? NO, WE GOT HIM...
358
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,743
TRAVIS, COME HERE.
359
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,144
DON'T GO NOWHERE.
360
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,914
I, FOR ONE, AM NOT
GONNA BE THE GUY
361
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,149
WHO TAKES CLEMMY'S
HUSBAND-TO-BE IN
362
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,584
THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS NUPTIALS.
363
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,751
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
364
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,264
I'M NOT GONNA DO
THIS TO THAT WOMAN.
365
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,899
WE'LL DUMP THE STUFF
AND LET HIM GO, OKAY?
366
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,457
WE'LL LET HIM GO?
367
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,669
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM DRIVE
368
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,337
BUT WE'RE GONNA DUMP
THE STUFF AND LET HIM GO.
369
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,194
SHE AIN'T GONNA DO NO
BETTER, YOU'RE RIGHT.
370
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,707
SHE AIN'T GONNA DO
NO BETTER THAN STEED.
371
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,451
HE'S NO PRIZE, BUT
NEITHER IS SHE, COME ON.
372
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,169
OKAY, STEED, WE TALKED
IT OVER AND I JUST WANNA...
373
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,337
[bottle shatters]
374
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,504
OHH!
375
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,173
GOD DAMN IT, ARE YOU... STEED!
376
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,508
AHH!
377
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,479
OH, MY GOD, REMEMBER WHAT WE...
378
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,180
WHAT WE DID WITH THIS?
379
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:20,484
OH, MY GOSH, I TOTALLY REMEMBER.
380
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,553
DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE,
I AM THE MAID OF HONOR...
381
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,895
[Williams] YEAH, I KNOW WHO
YOU ARE BUT THIS IS MY HOUSE
382
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,358
I'M GIVIN' THE PARTY!
383
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,962
ANYBODY WANT A... ANYBODY
WANT A HOT CUP OF WANG?
384
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,830
[banging on door]
385
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,565
SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!
386
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,233
HOW I LOOK?
387
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,571
[all hollering]
388
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,706
IT'S THE POLICE!
389
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:47,011
UM, UH, IS IT A
PROBLEM, OFFICER?
390
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,280
YES, WE HAVE A NOISE COMPLAINT.
391
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,016
WELL, WAS WE MAKIN'
TOO MUCH NOISE?
392
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,351
I DON'T THINK YOU WAS
MAKIN' ENOUGH NOISE!
393
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,854
[all hollering]
394
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,057
YEAH, BABY! I'M THE BRIDE!
395
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,059
LADIES, WE ARE THE
MEN OF MANTASIA.
396
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,696
YOU READY FOR SOME
CHOCOLATE CARAMEL STICKS?
397
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,930
YOU READY FOR SOME MAN MEAT?
398
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,070
HOLD ON, HOLD ON...
399
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,771
JONES?
400
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,907
HI, TRUDY.
401
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,509
WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
402
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,210
MOONLIGHTING.
403
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,749
LISTEN, HEY, I DON'T NEED YOU
LOOKIN' AT ME THAT WAY, OKAY?
404
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,251
IF YOU WANT ANOTHER
OFFICER, FINE, I'LL GO,
405
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,453
I NEED THE MONEY, OKAY?
406
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,922
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
407
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:36,093
JONESY, OFFICER, DARLING...
I PAID FOR THREE STRIPPERS,
408
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,329
I'M GONNA HAVE THREE STRIPPERS!
409
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,231
LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!
410
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,466
LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!
411
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,340
GO JONESY, GO
JONESY, GO JONESY...
412
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,908
ON THE RIGHT, ON THE RIGHT!
413
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,877
WHOOO!
414
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,455
WHOO, WHOO, WHOA!
415
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,356
DO BABIES NEED THEIR BOTTLE?
416
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,259
[all] OOH!
417
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,360
OH! OH, YEAH.
418
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,331
[all hollering]
419
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,341
[banjo playing]
420
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:35,019
♪ AVE MARIA ♪
421
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:40,992
♪ GRATIA PLENA ♪
422
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:49,094
♪ MARIA GRATIA PLENA
AVE, AVE DOMINUS ♪
423
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:54,439
♪ DOMINUS TECUM ♪
424
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,802
JUST WANNA THANK
YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT
425
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,644
ON THIS EGREGIOUS OCCASION.
426
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,946
I'M A STRAIGHT-SHOOTIN'
COWBOY, YOU ALL KNOW THAT.
427
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,414
I'VE PARTIED WITH MANY OF YOU,
428
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,916
OFTENTIMES 'TIL FOUR A.M.
SHOOTIN' DOWN SHOTS OF "JAGE".
429
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,820
UH, CLEMMIE, LOVE OF MY LIFE.
430
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,257
ALWAYS WANNA BE IN A
SEMI-MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
431
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,892
UH, LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT.
432
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,294
UH...
433
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,995
TITS LOOKS GREAT.
434
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,332
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
435
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,966
CLEMENTINE.
436
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,670
[crying]
437
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,411
I LOVE YOU, AND UM,
438
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:38,081
WHEN ONE DYNAMIC PERSON
MEETS ANOTHER DYNAMIC PERSON
439
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,451
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE
LOT OF DYNAMITE.
440
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,220
AND I PROMISE THAT, UM,
441
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,324
I WILL STAY IN THIS MARRIAGE
UNTIL WE BOTH AGREE
442
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,560
THAT WE DON'T
WANNA DO IT ANYMORE.
443
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,563
I LOVE YOU.
444
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,601
WITH THIS RING...
445
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,070
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
446
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,107
IF THERE BE ANY
HERE, WHATSOEVER,
447
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,343
WHO KNOWS OF A REASON
THAT THIS MAN AND WOMAN
448
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,479
SHOULD NOT BE JOINED
IN HOLY MATRIMONY,
449
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,183
SPEAK NOW, OR FOREVER
HOLD YOUR PEACE.
450
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,033
THEN, BY THE POWER VESTED
IN ME BY THE STATE OF NEVADA,
451
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,630
I NOW PRONOUNCE
YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
452
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,398
YOU MAY NOW...
WELL, THERE YA GO.
453
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,868
WHOO! ALL RIGHT!
454
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,579
[cheering]
455
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,781
WE'RE MARRIED!
456
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,783
[screaming]
457
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,262
THEY AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT, MM-MM.
458
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,504
CAN WE GO, OR WHAT?
459
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,846
YEAH, LET'S GO.
460
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,057
HEY, DON'T COME AT
ME WITH THIS ATTITUDE,
461
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,346
LIKE, "I'M GONNA JUDGE."
462
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,960
WHAT I'M DOING HERE IS
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
463
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,450
BUT I GOT MY CAT, MR. PAWS
464
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,030
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SWEET
LOVE TO THIS YOUNG LADY
465
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,865
AND MR. PAWS GONNA WATCH 'CAUSE
THAT'S AN EXTENSION OF MYSELF.
466
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,989
AND THAT'S LEGAL,
BECAUSE THAT'S MY CHOICE!
467
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,426
GIRL, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU, DID STEED DO THIS TO YOU?
468
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,862
YES, HE DID, BUT YOU
SHOULD SEE WHAT I DID TO HIM.
469
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,531
HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIS
JAW WIRED SHUT, IT'S ALL GOOD.
470
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,667
OH, MY GOD.
471
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,802
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
472
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,470
I'M FINE, I'M FINE.
473
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,174
I MEAN, WE FORGOT
TO GET A LICENSE
474
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,643
SO WE WERE NEVER REALLY
MARRIED, SO, IT'S FINE.
475
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,946
CLEMMY'S BACK AND SHE'S
SINGLE AND IT'S ALL GOOD.
476
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,985
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by COMEDY CENTRAL
477
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,988
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478
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,627
ADOLF HITLER WAS NOT GAY, OKAY?
479
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,128
I HEARD THAT HE WAS.
480
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,097
HE LOVED WAGNER AND HE WAS GAY.
481
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,266
HE ALSO HAD ONE BALL, THEY SAY.
482
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,667
AND, HE WAS JEWISH.
483
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,968
YEAH, OH YEAH.
484
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:15,806
AND HE HAD ONE BALL... I THINK.
485
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,641
THAT MIGHT BE JUST
FROM THE SONG.
486
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,143
NO, HE REALLY HAD ONE BALL.
487
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,589
NO, HE ONLY HAD ONE BALL, IT'S IN
THE MUSEUM OF TOLERANCE NOW.
488
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,853
NO, IT'S NOT.
489
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,181
HITLER'S BALL?
490
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,515
WHERE ELSE WOULD IT BE?
491
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,362
THEY PUT HITLER'S BALL IN
THE MUSEUM OF TOLERANCE?
492
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,030
YOU GOTTA KNOW WHERE
TO... YOU GOTTA ASK THE FELLA
493
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,454
AND HE'LL LET YOU
IN THE BACK ROOM.
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