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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:06,733 {\an8}MONAD 4 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:15,158 SHAMPOO 5 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:26,712 FULL STOP 6 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:08,253 MONAD, SHAMPOO, FULL STOP AND KAREL 7 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,379 Peter? 8 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,759 Peter? 9 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,761 Peter? 10 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,930 - Yes? - Are you okay? 11 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,516 Yeah. 12 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,270 You screamed. Is something wrong? 13 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,647 Nothing. I'm sleeping. 14 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,483 Did you have a bad dream? 15 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,946 Damn! Do you hear me? 16 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,698 Man, Mom! When I tell you I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping! Can you leave me alone? 17 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,828 If I leave you alone, you won't get out at all! It's almost noon. 18 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,913 Damn it! 19 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,710 Jesus Christ! 20 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:32,711 What are you sighing for? 21 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,088 - I'm not sighing. - You're sighing. 22 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,425 Do you want eggs for breakfast or duck for lunch? 23 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,761 You've been home for a week and we haven't talked yet. 24 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:44,640 Mom, please hold on, I'll be with you in a second, okay? 25 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,981 Duck or eggs? 26 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,993 No way, hi, Full Stop, my friend. 27 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,284 Hi, Einstein. 28 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,744 Hi. I'm glad to hear from you. 29 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,121 Are you back yet? 30 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,206 I am. 31 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,874 And what are you doing? 32 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:13,043 Nothing, I'm just sitting here. How about you? 33 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,169 Don't even ask. 34 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,505 Some idiots parked next to me 35 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,466 so intelligently that I can't open the car door. 36 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,051 It's great you're back. 37 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,219 In one piece, I hope. 38 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:26,016 Yeah, listen, see you at the class reunion, right? 39 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,976 Well, I wanted to give it a pass. 40 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:33,230 But if you go, I'll be happy to join you! We'll celebrate your return. 41 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:38,444 Hold on, buddy, okay? I'll call you in a second. I need both hands now. Bye. 42 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,590 Hi. 43 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,509 So nice of you to come. 44 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,812 What happened? 45 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,066 I just can't anymore. 46 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,236 I don't believe anything will be fine anymore. 47 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:22,947 My life's completely useless. 48 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:26,366 Nobody needs me and Karel doesn't care about me anymore. 49 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,618 Karel loves you as much as he can. 50 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,663 He barely talks to me. 51 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,040 And I still can't get pregnant. 52 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,251 It's been so long. 53 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,963 Karel can't handle it either. 54 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,547 We had our anniversary yesterday, 55 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:44,176 so I begged him to spend some time home with me, 56 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,055 but he stayed at work all night again. 57 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:48,973 I... 58 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,977 I don't have the strength to keep trying. 59 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,228 I feel like I'm bothering him, I don't know. 60 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,897 - Klára. - Sorry. 61 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,358 Come here! 62 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,155 You can't bother anyone, Klára. 63 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:08,701 You're a beautiful, amazing girl. Everyone would want you! 64 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,662 And Karel wants you too. 65 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,958 He just doesn't show it. 66 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,043 Thanks. 67 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,564 Yeah... 68 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,319 So... what kind of food did you eat at the base? 69 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,032 - Just food. - Well... 70 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:55,623 Were there any nice female colleagues with you? 71 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,086 Not really. 72 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:07,718 God! Can't you tell me at least one sentence with more than two words? 73 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:12,640 Do you think any woman would be able to communicate with you like this? 74 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,607 I don't want to run... 75 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,945 Girls, for God's sake, can you turn the TV off? 76 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,161 Hello, this is Dad's cell phone. 77 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:34,787 What? 78 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,956 - Poop! - You mustn't say that! 79 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,083 - Dáda, come here. - Give me the cell phone! 80 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,167 Monad? 81 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,503 Ema, give me the cell phone! Ema! 82 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,047 Stop it! 83 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,299 Ema, give it here. 84 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:52,055 Dáda, don't be silly, you had a fever not even an hour ago. Give it here. 85 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,639 Enough! 86 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:07,403 Oh man! Wait! Oh God. 87 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:11,948 Prepare a comparative analysis of all similar systems. Yeah? 88 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:12,824 Thanks. 89 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:16,454 I'm home for a second, but I'll be in the office in a minute. 90 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,166 Klára? 91 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:25,962 Hi. 92 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,173 Hello. 93 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,383 Is something wrong? 94 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,468 Nothing. 95 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,055 What are you doing here? 96 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,815 You're not wearing your panties? 97 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,277 Is anyone in here? 98 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,476 What on earth is going on? 99 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,731 Why are you looking at me like that? 100 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,151 I'm waiting for your reaction. 101 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,404 Have you just had sex in here? 102 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,325 Can you answer my question? 103 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,868 - And what if I did? Would you mind? - What? 104 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:42,081 I don't know. Maybe you wouldn't mind at all. 105 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,085 You know what? We'll talk about it when we're both calm. Yeah? When you're calm. 106 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,172 Wait. Wait, is that all? 107 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,634 You won't even give me a slap knowing what I did here? 108 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,068 Yes? Hi. 109 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:12,737 Hi. 110 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,739 Are you going to the class reunion today? 111 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,743 The reunion? Tonight? Yeah, yeah. 112 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,410 Why are you whispering? 113 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,911 I'm in a meeting, you know? 114 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:26,791 I'm sorry. So see you later. I think we should get drunk today, buddy. 115 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,834 Sure. 116 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:28,919 Bye. 117 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,841 Oh man. 118 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,929 Oh man. 119 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,015 Damn! 120 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,604 Hi, girls. 121 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,981 Hi, Mom! 122 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,360 Where have you been? I was supposed to be at work a long time ago. 123 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,322 So what? Boy or girl? 124 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:08,000 Stop crying. We know how to handle girls, don't we? 125 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,795 Will you love her? 126 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,298 Of course I will. 127 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,304 Bye, bye, bye. 128 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:36,571 Dear God! Why do I have to have a pussy farm at home? 129 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,662 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 130 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,875 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 131 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:55,965 I know, I know, well, sure, well, upstairs. Okay, okay, I'm already here. 132 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:45,014 Here it is, here, here. 133 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:08,787 Hello? 134 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,749 What do you think you're doing, you idiot? Where have you been all morning? 135 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,042 I'm sorry. 136 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:18,505 My wife was delayed at the gynecologist and the girls broke my cell phone. 137 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,551 I can't jeopardize my contract with the biggest Asian travel agency 138 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,595 because of your personal issues! Come pack your things. You're done here! 139 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,221 What do you mean by that? 140 00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:29,183 You're fired! 141 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,686 Moron! 142 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,188 Hello? Hello? 143 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,947 Guys, here you go. Wait, I still have two more. 144 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,659 Okay, thanks. 145 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,580 Just keep laughing until you have hemorrhoids too! 146 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,417 But you won't laugh anymore then. 147 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,507 Stop! 148 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,926 Can you sit down a bit slower and groan a bit more? 149 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,803 It'll look funnier. Thanks. 150 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,641 I've had enough! I refuse to make humor out of repulsiveness. 151 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,560 You should be ashamed, director. 152 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,269 Calm down and start thinking about 153 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,397 how much money you make by sitting on that ring. 154 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,482 Can we continue? 155 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,150 This is the bottom of TV entertainment. 156 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,904 You don't even care, because you haven't shot anything good in your life. 157 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:30,911 But I've done fifty years of honest work, I'm sick of all of this! 158 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,753 Ten-minute break. 159 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,490 We can shoot. 160 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,950 Grandma is fine now. 161 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,828 What is the girl in the corridor doing here? 162 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,705 She came to sign a contract. 163 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,583 She came to the casting with her son for one of those new children's roles. 164 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,128 He's a very clever boy. He'll be in a few episodes. 165 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,338 How old is he? 166 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,840 About six. 167 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,091 What does he look like? 168 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,719 Do you want to see the casting video? 169 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,515 I'll play it for you when you come back. 170 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,483 I came up with a lot of ideas, yoo-hoo 171 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,944 which are great for a silly mood 172 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:51,449 Yoo-hoo, throw the keys in the gutter, slide down a bare rock 173 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:56,079 - What's up? - Haunt a castle at night, yoo-hoo... 174 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,247 Are you okay? 175 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,751 I'm not. 176 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,745 - What's going on? - It's Karel. It's Karel. Karel, no way! 177 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,955 Karel! Hi, Karel. 178 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,167 What are you doing here? You've come, great! 179 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:48,548 Karel, dear Karel. You rich boy! 180 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,842 Show me your car. 181 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,843 - Can I kiss you? - Hi, girls. I don't know. 182 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,346 I'd like one too. I've never kissed a millionaire before. 183 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,642 There, there, what do we have here? A bald patch! 184 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,853 Bald men are really sexy! 185 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,396 Especially when they make as much money as you. 186 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,399 Will you marry me and take care of me? I could get easily divorced. 187 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,359 I'll think about it, okay? 188 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,364 Girls, you know what? Let's get out, I'll buy you a drink. 189 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,535 Jesus, girls. Monad and Full Stop. Hi. Come in! 190 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,745 Hi! Hey! 191 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,247 - I wanted to be the first one. Hi. - Hi. 192 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,333 - Hi. Hi, girls. Hello. - So I'm the last one, hi. 193 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,002 So where did you go, you talented man? 194 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,462 - Why don't we see you on TV? - Well... 195 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,089 You wanted to be a singer, didn't you? 196 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,841 - Yeah, yeah. - So what? So what? 197 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,344 - Well, it didn't work out. - What a pity. 198 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,721 Hi, guys! 199 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,225 - Hello. - What are you doing? 200 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,602 Come here! 201 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,438 Jesus Christ, Mary! 202 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,861 Hello, you old wanker! 203 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,738 Hi, potato head, hello. I'm glad to see you. 204 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,824 Me too. 205 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,117 - Hi, hi. - Hello. 206 00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:03,290 Six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 207 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:12,006 I don't know, man, but I wouldn't applaud myself for my life's performance. 208 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,801 You? Why not? 209 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,509 You're on easy street after all. 210 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,513 Who else should applaud himself if not you? 211 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,891 Well, looks can be deceiving, mates. I'm pretty fucked up. 212 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,892 Rubbish, man. 213 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,978 The star is here! He is here. 214 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,271 Hi, hi! Hello. 215 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,985 Hi, girls. Hello. 216 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,613 Oh dear, you're even cuter than on TV! 217 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,157 See you later, yeah. 218 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,326 - Hello. - Hi. 219 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,452 Hello. 220 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,996 Did they jump on you too? 221 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,748 These moms are the worst. 222 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,749 Yes? 223 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,209 Karel, please, don't be mad at me. 224 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,127 I... 225 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,128 Three vodkas. 226 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,963 I just want to tell you 227 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,341 that what happened in the morning meant nothing at all. 228 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,592 He's got a serious phone call. 229 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,054 It shouldn't have happened at all. 230 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,015 Do you hear me? 231 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,767 Yeah. 232 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,644 I just need to know 233 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,939 if you still care about me. 234 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:15,112 So you slept with someone to see if I care about you? 235 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,408 Will you come home? 236 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,327 I feel sick when I imagine how you must be feeling right now. 237 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,245 Just calm down. 238 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,540 I'm actually feeling pretty good at the moment. 239 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,582 And where are you? 240 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,920 I'm with the boys, at the class reunion. 241 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,925 - Shit. - What's up? 242 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,514 My wife's cheating on me. 243 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,269 Do you know with whom? 244 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,193 I don't know shit, buddy! 245 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,360 Hi. 246 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,362 Hello. 247 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,200 We're still waiting for you, lecher! 248 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,743 Join us later, movie star, we have to take a picture with you. 249 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,829 Sure. 250 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,955 Listen, shall we go somewhere else? 251 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,040 Where? 252 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,960 Well, I don't know. Somewhere better. 253 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,404 CURRENT BALANCE: 60 CZK 254 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,490 No shit! 255 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,039 Excellent, Full Stop! Go for it! 256 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,041 Do you think you could get me a job in the TV studio? 257 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,585 Sure thing. 258 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,212 If you need money, I'll lend you some. 259 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,756 I need to earn, not borrow. 260 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,592 I'll give you some money, no problem. 261 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,179 So you think I'm completely incompetent? I don't want you to give me anything. 262 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:10,019 It's okay. I don't think anything. I just want to help you. Calm down! 263 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,566 What are you doing? What are you doing? 264 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,527 Come on, come on down! 265 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,031 - Okay. But what's up? - Move it! 266 00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:25,409 - Come on! - I wasn't doing anything bad. 267 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,496 Oh shit! Fuck! 268 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,414 Oh shit! 269 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,792 Guys, it's really great in here! 270 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,091 Fuck! We have to go back! 271 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,218 Move it! 272 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,140 Come on, man! 273 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,740 This way! This way, man! 274 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,120 Here, here, up here! 275 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,750 - Where're we going, man? - Go, go, go! 276 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,392 Oh man, guys! That was really great! 277 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,562 We're still fast, aren't we?! 278 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,064 - My left testicle hurts really bad. - What? 279 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,190 Because of that fight? 280 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,483 No. I've had it for a long time. 281 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:44,363 Isn't it because of the Afghan desert loneliness? 282 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,197 You know what to do. 283 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,198 No. 284 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,366 No? What do you mean? 285 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,161 It's called a furlough, mate. 286 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,417 I wouldn't want to end up here. 287 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,086 Neither would I. 288 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,006 I want my ashes to be scattered 289 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:07,302 from a beautiful sports car at a very high speed. 290 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:14,684 When we were at high school, I thought life would be much better. 291 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,397 You see? And I actually envy you. 292 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,357 What's there to envy? 293 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:24,236 You have a wife who loves you. And you have children. 294 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,697 I envy Shampoo, actually. 295 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:28,990 And what exactly? 296 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,200 Your lifestyle. 297 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,869 I don't even know if I'm still alive. 298 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,289 I just film shitty things for money, 299 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:39,417 things that would have made me sick at high school. 300 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:45,173 Man, you can do whatever you want, fuck whoever you want. 301 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,843 You don't have kids. You're free! 302 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,725 Oh man, guys! 303 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,312 We have to do something like this again! Otherwise we'll end up like 304 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:02,566 complete bastards! It can't go on like this. 305 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:07,195 Do you remember how we ran naked all over the school right before the leaving exam? 306 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,698 That was the last really crazy thing I did, man! 307 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,993 Have you noticed that when he's drunk he doesn't stammer at all? 308 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,997 - You speak so well. - It'd be good for us. 309 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,708 Maybe it would refresh us if we did something like that again. 310 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,003 Running around with my exposed member wouldn't refresh me at all. 311 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,338 And I know that for sure. 312 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:26,964 - How do you know that? - I just know it. 313 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,675 Some crazy shit might cheer you up. 314 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:35,389 Exactly! Maybe you don't understand Klára anymore because you're too logical now. 315 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,267 Buddy, thank you for your therapy. Thanks a lot. 316 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,395 It's better to start stripping than doing nothing at all, man. 317 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:44,607 I'd really set it as a task for us. 318 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:45,649 Set it? 319 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,443 Wait, why should I strip in the first place? 320 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,279 To see if there's still some punk in you, you see? 321 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,406 What punk? 322 00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:53,449 You're in midlife crisis! 323 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,243 I'm not in any crisis. 324 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,703 Man, you live with your mom! 325 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,497 Well, it's because I like her. 326 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,042 I am thirsty. Let's have a drink. 327 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,252 Sure. 328 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,212 We have to drink, guys. 329 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,420 Open up! 330 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,340 He drank warm rum though it made him sick 331 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,385 He thought it was a sign of punk 332 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,012 He smoked whatever was on fire 333 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,183 He thought it was a sign of punk 334 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:23,813 But the boys said punk was elsewhere 335 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:33,114 Whoever strips first shall launch a fight against said crisis. 336 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,075 But not alone at home. 337 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,621 Not alone at home. In public and amongst other people. 338 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,750 He has to stay naked for a minute and hide nothing. 339 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:48,421 And he has to film it on his cell phone and send the video to the others. 340 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:52,425 And the receiver has to strip right away, too. Wherever he is. 341 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:55,094 And whoever breaks the rule is a bastard! 342 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,971 A real bastard. 343 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,556 God, that's such bullshit. 344 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,724 It's good! 345 00:26:02,977 --> 00:26:04,188 It's great! 346 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,781 Karel? 347 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:22,247 Do you think it's possible for two people to stay happy all their lives? 348 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:26,000 Why does everything beautiful have to go wrong? 349 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,503 Are you listening to me? 350 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,380 Karel? 351 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,882 - Karel. - Karel. 352 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,051 - Karel. - Karel. 353 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,182 Karel! The Americans are here. 354 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,684 What Americans? 355 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:46,019 Man, wake up! You're selling your business for 500 million! 356 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,689 So what? Oh yeah. 357 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,233 And do you think it's a good decision? 358 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:53,694 We've already talked about it, haven't we? A thousand times. Haven't we? 359 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,239 Yeah, that's right. 360 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:59,783 I just don't know where the enthusiasm with which we'd built all this has gone. 361 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,245 Don't scare me! Man! Don't scare me! 362 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:05,080 Should I remind you why it is a good thing to sell it right now? 363 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,333 No one will ever offer us more money. 364 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,044 You said it yourself! Didn't you say that? You did. 365 00:27:11,045 --> 00:27:12,130 Yeah! 366 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,465 Do you know what's really bad? 367 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:20,929 Recently, I haven't made a single decision just because I wanted to make it. 368 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,224 I do everything just because it's reasonable. 369 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,476 Karel... 370 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,438 I think it's starting to piss me off a little bit. 371 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,190 Sorry. 372 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,902 I guess I need to throw up. Sorry. 373 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,670 - It doesn't feel right to me. - Same here. 374 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:56,508 Why is he selling the company when it's doing so well? 375 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,593 Maybe because he's burnt out. 376 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,512 Too bad he doesn't have the same balls he did ten years ago. 377 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,598 Yeah, he definitely doesn't. 378 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,417 Where're we gonna eat? 379 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,211 We could order something. 380 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,506 Excuse me, can you film me please? 381 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:38,925 Thank you. 382 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,357 - Good morning, Lucie. - Good morning, Karel. 383 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:34,438 Knock the door down, search the room and neutralize me. Is that clear? 384 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,523 Yes. 385 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,526 Who wants to be a hostage? 386 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,406 You? 387 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,574 Good. 388 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:48,077 Divide into groups and don't do anything stupid. 389 00:29:48,202 --> 00:29:51,038 Whoever hits the hostage has to run around the compound ten times in full gear. 390 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,123 Let's go. 391 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,419 POLICE 392 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,512 What should I do? 393 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:11,351 Just act... normal. Like a hostage. 394 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:17,399 Then you should stop me from running away, Captain. 395 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,818 What are you talking about? 396 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,945 Can I scream? 397 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,448 Just act normal, man. 398 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:29,160 If you think you'll earn your credit with your tits, you're wrong. 399 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,622 So hide those again! 400 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,833 I don't care about my credit. 401 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,210 I just want to have a bed by the window. 402 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,838 What? What bed? 403 00:30:40,254 --> 00:30:45,677 The girls in the dorm won't let me sleep by the window unless we go on a date. 404 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,971 Would you like to go on a date? 405 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,724 Don't even touch me. 406 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,101 I was on a mission for a year, I'm as horny as a desert billy-goat. 407 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,228 I could break you in half! 408 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,606 You'd better leave me alone! Is that clear? 409 00:30:58,607 --> 00:30:59,691 Yeah. 410 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,992 - Good morning, Lucie. - Good morning, Karel. 411 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,661 Shit. 412 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,121 Is something wrong? 413 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,458 {\an8}Sit in that chair! 414 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,085 Sit down! 415 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,296 Hands behind your head! 416 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,298 Go, go, go! 417 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,220 Don't look at me. 418 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,485 Don't look! 419 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,071 Action! 420 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,284 Don't look! 421 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:03,672 Police, police! Police, police! 422 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,434 What's up? 423 00:32:17,351 --> 00:32:19,853 You're supposed to neutralize me, not stare at my dick. 424 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,230 Call the others! 425 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,218 Hi. 426 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,267 I'm so happy you called me last night! 427 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,895 You just shouldn't drink that much. 428 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:05,650 You were completely... tiny. 429 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,278 But it doesn't matter! We'll work that out. 430 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:13,950 What matters is that we're together at last! 431 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:22,375 What will you have for breakfast? I'm gonna get something. 432 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:27,881 Could you get me the casting boy's mom's phone number? 433 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,090 Yeah. 434 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,259 And go home? 435 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:36,514 I don't want to go home. I want to be here with you. 436 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:38,349 Go home! 437 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,673 Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. 438 00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:12,966 - That's me. - That's me. 439 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:18,139 Traditional. Instant. Vegetable. 440 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,850 Yeah, every gourmet dreams... 441 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,060 - What else I can do for you? - ...of instant soup. 442 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,229 - I have to leave now for a while, okay? - Hi. 443 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,315 Hi! 444 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,651 What am I going to do here, please? 445 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:31,777 Kitty? 446 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,154 - The leek costume, please. - Is that him? 447 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,948 - I'm Carolina. - Good morning! 448 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,784 You're gonna be absolutely wonderful! Really. 449 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,663 Are you sure I won't spoil it for you? 450 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,706 It can't be spoiled. 451 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,835 I owe you one, I'm really screwed. 452 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,044 The girls need winter clothes, 453 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:53,506 the washing machine broke down in the morning and Ľubica reminded me that 454 00:34:53,507 --> 00:34:57,846 I promised to buy a car which can fit four baby seats. 455 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,680 Do you like it, director? 456 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,390 Yes, I do. I do. 457 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:07,479 You're gonna hop around the pot for a day and you'll earn 20 grand. 458 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,399 And you don't even have to rehearse anything. Just try on the costume. 459 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,029 You're amazing! Shall we go for lunch later? 460 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:19,908 Listen, I have some errands to do. The girls will take care of you. Bye. 461 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,160 Bye. Bye. 462 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,918 It is you! Hi. Hello. 463 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:30,919 Gábo! 464 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,714 What are you doing here? 465 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:35,924 I have to earn a living, don't I? What about you? 466 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,677 Ah, I'm sort of saving the family budget. 467 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,304 Jesus! Will you save me too? 468 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:42,682 - You? - Yeah. 469 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,391 Our singer got sick. 470 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:48,478 I play old pop hits with my band. Heidi Janků, Helena Vondráčková, 471 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:52,482 Marie Rottrová. We have a gig tonight and I don't have a singer. 472 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:56,362 I've called everyone. I just forgot about you. 473 00:35:56,529 --> 00:36:00,157 How many years has it been since we played together? Twenty? 474 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,367 If you take the job, I'll give you five grand. 475 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:06,831 Why don't you look for a female singer? It's all female hits. 476 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,251 Wait. Look. 477 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:17,008 It's just fun. And with your voice, it's really easy money. 478 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,636 It won't be more embarrassing than this costume. 479 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:23,346 Wait, I'll get a CD. 480 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,557 Well, it's perfect. 481 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,517 I told you you'd be great. 482 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:31,521 You're absolutely ideal for it, you see? Cool! 483 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,400 Alright, girls, let's check the carrot. 484 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:07,809 Good morning, I'm calling about the vacancy. 485 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,271 I see, goodbye. 486 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:18,319 I'm calling about the job offer. 487 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,905 Taken already, I see. 488 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:24,533 I'm calling about the vacancy. 489 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:28,037 Hello? Hello? 490 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,794 KINDERGARTEN, HOLIČKOVA 491 00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:43,760 Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, tickle, tickle, tickle 492 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:48,556 and the monkey gets a banana and an apple and what else do I give her? 493 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,517 This is what the monkey does and then keeps jumping. 494 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,310 Good morning. 495 00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:54,897 - Where's the headmaster's office, please? - Over there. 496 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,606 - And what else does the monkey do? - Thank you. 497 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,944 It swings, it swings like this... 498 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:06,533 You play the piano, you can sing, you studied the Faculty of Education, 499 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:10,203 you can start at once and you can't get pregnant. 500 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,915 These are perfect prerequisites. The job is yours, of course. 501 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,957 Thank you. 502 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,878 I'll get the contract, give me a sec. 503 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,963 I'll need your ID and account number. 504 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,134 I just need to set up the printer. It's a bit chaotic here right now. 505 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,805 You'll be the first guy in our staff. 506 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:36,439 Three girls already and a fourth one on the way. 507 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,024 You're a deserving daddy. 508 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,985 Police, police. 509 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:45,405 What's up? 510 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,364 Almost done. 511 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,491 You're supposed to neutralize me, not stare at my dick. 512 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,577 Okay. 513 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,082 Here you go. 514 00:38:55,749 --> 00:38:57,210 Is there something is wrong? 515 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,462 No, quite to the contrary. 516 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,755 Great! 517 00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:11,390 Great, it's in there and now another eight... 518 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,484 And the figure got blocked... 519 00:39:23,777 --> 00:39:24,778 Yes? 520 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,157 You can't go there, you can't... 521 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,243 Excuse me, children. Sorry. 522 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,872 What is it? Did you forget something? 523 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:40,253 No, no, no, I just need to do something in here. 524 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:41,754 I see. 525 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:46,967 What are you doing? 526 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:51,722 Sorry. It's just a game. I'll get dressed in a minute. 527 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:52,805 Stop it! 528 00:39:52,806 --> 00:39:56,226 I'd love to, but I can't. Don't be angry. 529 00:39:56,227 --> 00:40:00,647 Leave immediately! No, get dressed first and then leave. 530 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:05,693 No, don't worry, I'm not a pervert, you don't even have to look at me. 531 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:08,071 - Mr. Mach. - I'll disappear, a minute. 532 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,031 Yes? 533 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:12,493 Could you make this man leave and get dressed? 534 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:15,287 No, it's not necessary! I'll leave on my own in a minute. 535 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,290 Why are you taking it in your hand? Put your clothes on, pervert! 536 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,417 Did you hear the headmistress or not? 537 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,212 Unfortunately, I can't obey you. 538 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,842 That's my pleasure... 539 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:33,597 Look, the man's bum's out! 540 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:46,194 {\an8}KINDERGARTEN 541 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:58,914 I'm not a pussy! Oh man, I'm not! Punk's not dead. 542 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:04,461 My dear, give me more of your love! Yoo-hoo. 543 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,963 Please, Matthew! Stop fooling around and get dressed. 544 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,923 - I want almost nothing... - We were supposed to leave 545 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:13,596 - a long time ago, you know? - I just want to pet your hair. Yoo-hoo. 546 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:18,726 Yes? 547 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,462 I don't think I should meet Matthew. 548 00:41:47,921 --> 00:41:50,424 It's better that he doesn't know me. 549 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:55,679 Should I tell him they found someone else for the part? 550 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,557 It would turn out badly. 551 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:02,936 Do you think it could be even worse than now? 552 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,689 Maybe you'd like each other. 553 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,692 He takes after you. 554 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,320 Yeah? 555 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,328 What are you afraid of? 556 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:33,049 Leave immediately! 557 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,636 No, don't worry, I'm not a pervert... 558 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,515 What's up? 559 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:46,939 I'm sorry. 560 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,323 The doctor isn't working today? 561 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:42,076 He's on holiday. I'm his substitute. What's the matter? 562 00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:43,245 I'll come back later. 563 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,331 But that'll be in two weeks. 564 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,167 I see. 565 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:50,753 Do you have any problems? 566 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,883 It's my testicle. 567 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,219 Come on in. 568 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,360 Does this hurt? 569 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,445 Yeah. 570 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,875 Do you need to make a phone call right now? 571 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:31,960 Yeah. 572 00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:38,801 Hi, Mom! How are you? 573 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,055 Do you need something? 574 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:48,893 Your leg hurts? Well, I'll get you something. Tell me what you need. 575 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,897 Okay, coffee. And milk, right? 576 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,149 Cabbage, alright, I'll get you some mineral water, too. 577 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:58,529 It looks like prostatitis. Lie on your side now. 578 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:01,824 Yeah. 579 00:45:02,115 --> 00:45:05,494 You know what? It's better if you text me, okay? 580 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,995 All right, have a nice day. Bye. 581 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:11,584 Ouch! Oh. Man. 582 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:21,759 Pee into this thing. We'll do some tests and I'll give you antibiotics. 583 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,887 And I want your semen in this. 584 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:25,264 Right now? 585 00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:27,891 No. That's your homework. 586 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,645 Do you think I can manage to put it in there? 587 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,105 Yes, I do. 588 00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,700 Would you like to go for a coffee with me? 589 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,411 Bring me the urine! 590 00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:42,591 Hello. 591 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:49,973 Are you going somewhere? 592 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:52,976 Yeah. 593 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:58,106 Alone or with someone? 594 00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,858 Does it matter? 595 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,070 Are you in love? 596 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:08,492 Do you even want to keep living with me? 597 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,329 You slept with someone. I didn't. 598 00:47:14,289 --> 00:47:16,165 Why do I feel absolutely nothing from you? 599 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,875 I'm sorry, but what do you want from me? 600 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:22,673 Should I bring you a flower and persuade you to stop cheating on me? 601 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,301 Should I go or stay here? 602 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,889 If you need to go, just go. 603 00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:33,934 What am I supposed to say? 604 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:37,646 Anything but this. 605 00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:56,790 You should dress a little better. 606 00:47:57,249 --> 00:48:00,377 Or every single woman will be scared of you. 607 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,211 They don't want me anyway. 608 00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,256 You have to try harder. 609 00:48:05,508 --> 00:48:07,718 When I was in hospital last time, 610 00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:10,763 I met a really nice nurse there. 611 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:12,848 She was very nice. 612 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,935 Do you always have to make such faces? 613 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:19,896 I'm not making faces. I just have a face like that. 614 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,566 You don't! You're a good boy, but you glare like a killer. 615 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,986 No wonder that you live with me. No one else could stand this. 616 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,865 You know what? I think I should move out. 617 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,952 Come on. Why? 618 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,040 Because you're really pissing me off! 619 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,675 Can you explain to me why you're so rude to me? 620 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:52,012 Because you keep reminding me what a loser I am. 621 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:56,850 And will you come to dinner tomorrow? 622 00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,393 No, I won't. 623 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,980 You won't even wish me a happy birthday? 624 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:05,734 You forgot again, didn't you? 625 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,529 Okay, I'll come. 626 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,250 Hi. 627 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,169 - Hi. - Hello. 628 00:49:24,377 --> 00:49:27,296 Here's to a successful opening round of our super game. 629 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,423 Alright. 630 00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:32,009 That stripping task was a really demented idea. 631 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,345 Don't complain. At least we're not pussies. 632 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,722 So shall we start a second round straight away? 633 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,681 - Sure. - Yeah. 634 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,057 But without me. 635 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:40,434 Come on, don't be silly, no cold feet now. 636 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:42,645 The three of us are in, so you should be too. 637 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,648 - Sorry. - Sorry for what? 638 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:47,860 Look, Karel... 639 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:50,904 Cool! 640 00:49:53,406 --> 00:49:54,449 Yes? 641 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:57,620 Hello. Can we meet? 642 00:49:57,953 --> 00:49:59,245 Do you think it's a good idea? 643 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:03,125 No, I don't want us to continue in what we did yesterday. 644 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,669 I just don't know what to do. 645 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:09,213 I was about to go to the cottage, but I've been sitting in my car 646 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,591 for two hours now unable to start the engine. 647 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:13,509 I only have time tomorrow night. 648 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,303 I'm filming all day. 649 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,930 Write to me where you are tomorrow. I'll come. 650 00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:21,018 Good. Okay. Thanks. 651 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,811 Bye. 652 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:27,024 - That's perfect. - I didn't feel like doing it though. 653 00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:31,069 - Look, your ass is completely white! - Because I'm white. 654 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,237 Why are you making such tragic faces? 655 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,197 I'm dealing with some shit at work. 656 00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,117 Come on, stop lying. 657 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:40,119 We can tell that you fucked a chick again 658 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,872 and now you don't know how to get out of it. 659 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,708 Come on. Confess. 660 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:48,420 I can't. You'd be too envious. 661 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,340 Well, that's good actually. 662 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:57,805 - What is? - Not lying to anyone for at least a day. 663 00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:01,515 - That's a good task. - You think? 664 00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:04,144 I really think so. Do you lie often? 665 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:05,352 Me? To who? 666 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:08,522 I don't know to who. Anyone. Your mom? I don't know. 667 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:13,485 It's funny, at high school we despised everyone who wasn't 100% honest. 668 00:51:13,486 --> 00:51:17,489 And now for many different reasons we feel that telling the truth is bullshit. 669 00:51:17,490 --> 00:51:19,992 And that lying is more reasonable. It's weird, isn't it? 670 00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:23,830 You mean that our balls shrink when we don't have the guts to tell the truth? 671 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:25,123 Exactly. 672 00:51:25,498 --> 00:51:27,667 And what rules should such a game have? 673 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:29,502 Simple. 674 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:35,216 You just have to answer any question with 100% honesty throughout the entire day. 675 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:36,426 No exceptions. 676 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:39,262 Whatever is anyone asking. 677 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:43,182 And how can we prove the fulfillment of such a task? 678 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:47,229 We can't, this task will simply be evaluated by ourselves. 679 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:48,897 I agree. 680 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,983 - So do I. - Great! 681 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,235 Don't count on me. 682 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,362 If I had to be honest with everyone all day, 683 00:51:56,363 --> 00:52:00,367 all hell would break loose and I'd be dead by the evening. 684 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:12,462 Alone or in the crowd 685 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:16,216 I can't get you off my mind 686 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:23,140 I can't get you off my mind I think you might know 687 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:30,604 Listen, guys, I really learnt the whole thing. 688 00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:33,859 But if we play it so sluggishly, I can't do it. 689 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:37,236 We have to play it harder, so I can get into it a bit at least. 690 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,156 Or I'll feel like a total faggot. 691 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:43,117 Alright then. It'll be a bit different at least. 692 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,076 I agree. 693 00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:47,247 Let's get wild, dude. Cool. Let's do it. 694 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:53,503 Get involved a bit more. 695 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,505 Harder! 696 00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:04,222 Alone or in the crowd I can't get you off my mind 697 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:10,519 I can't get you off my mind I think you might know 698 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:16,443 I'm known for that and I'm ready to forget about my fatigue 699 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:23,533 Forget about my fatigue and Earth's gravity 700 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:28,997 Well, that sounds better, doesn't it? 701 00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:40,801 - Alright... watch it, man! - Sorry. 702 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,177 Look. 703 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:45,221 Now's your chance. 704 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,224 - You're drooling... - Okay... 705 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:53,730 Listen, you know what "reasonable“ means, right? 706 00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:57,441 Yeah, I do. No drooling, no flirting, no banging female students. 707 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,611 So remember it, man! 708 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:03,740 Listen, thanks for finding me this job. 709 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,076 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 710 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:47,159 Can I help you with something, Captain? 711 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:49,953 No. 712 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,663 Are you sure? 713 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:54,374 Please. Just for a while. 714 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,169 The girls are looking at me. 715 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:25,780 I'm floating I'm flying at supersonic speed 716 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:31,912 I'm flying I'm floating and I do so with joy 717 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:37,875 I'm floating I'm flying, flight has become my quality 718 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:44,757 I'm flying, I'm floating with joy 719 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:20,543 {\an8}Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me. 720 00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:26,299 {\an8}Traditional. Instant. Vegetable. 721 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,101 Could you go home please? 722 00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:40,480 Are you serious? 723 00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:41,648 Yeah. 724 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,949 You're such a loser. 725 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:06,422 Hi. 726 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:10,760 Hi, I can see you're awake. Can I stop by for a while? 727 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:13,845 Hello, do you hear me? 728 00:57:13,846 --> 00:57:14,973 Now? 729 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:16,808 What's going on? 730 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:19,226 I just don't feel like going home. 731 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:24,231 So I'm driving around looking for a place where I won't feel completely awful. 732 00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:25,608 Because of Klára? 733 00:57:27,402 --> 00:57:28,570 Yeah. 734 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,948 Ring the bell when you park the car. 735 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,076 Thanks. 736 00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:55,929 Yes? 737 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:59,808 Hello, could you call me in fifteen minutes, please? 738 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:01,728 I need to be rescued. 739 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:03,645 You know what? Go to hell. 740 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:08,735 Could you stop thinking about my appalling character and help me? Please. 741 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:13,197 I'm such a cow! Why am I even talking to you? 742 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,450 You are very kind. Thanks! 743 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,252 I might still have to go to Barrandov. 744 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:29,713 I'm shooting tomorrow and there're some problems with decoration, 745 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:32,008 - so I'm on the phone. - I see. 746 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:41,184 What would you do if you were me and found out that Klára was cheating on you? 747 00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:44,229 I would try to forget about it. 748 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,315 Forget about it? 749 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:51,319 I'd just wipe it out of my head. 750 00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:54,947 Klára loves you. That's clear. 751 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:57,824 It must have been a meaningless fling. 752 00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:02,038 I'm not sure if it was a meaningless fling. 753 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:07,376 If she didn't love you, she would have left you ages ago. 754 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:10,046 I know her, she can't pretend things. 755 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:13,258 Or do you think she can? 756 00:59:14,634 --> 00:59:17,179 I'm not sure about anything anymore. 757 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,430 I don't know what she wants from me. 758 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:23,851 And I don't even know what I want from her. If anything at all. 759 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,814 Just don't think you'd be better off without her. 760 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,817 Or you'll end up like me. 761 00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:34,529 You definitely won't feel any better. 762 00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:43,330 So how is it going? 763 00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:46,666 Yeah. 764 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:52,714 Really? 765 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:58,678 I'll be there in a minute. 766 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:05,810 - Sorry. - No, it's okay. Thanks a lot. 767 01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:07,520 What for? 768 01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:12,023 Well, for example for not coming up with a stupid excuse after 769 01:00:12,024 --> 01:00:14,902 I called you in the middle of the night. 770 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,994 Alright, good luck at work. 771 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,704 Yeah, sure, take care. 772 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,956 - You too. Bye. - Bye. 773 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:41,863 Daddy, Daddy? 774 01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:45,326 What's going on? What's going on? What's up? 775 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:47,370 Come here, come here. 776 01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:50,915 Dad, you'll never die, right? 777 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,836 What? Did you have a bad dream? 778 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,714 You're not going to die, are you? 779 01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:00,383 It's daylight already? 780 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,551 Damn it. 781 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,054 You're not going to die, are you? 782 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:13,480 I'm going to die, but only after a very long time. 783 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:15,022 But why? 784 01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:20,069 What kind of questions is that, kitty? 785 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,615 Everybody has to die. 786 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,908 Even mom? 787 01:02:30,204 --> 01:02:31,121 Well... 788 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:34,666 Are you crazy? What're you telling her? 789 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:39,505 Sorry. But I have to tell the truth all day long today. Damn it. 790 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:42,300 What? Don't worry. 791 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,681 Where are you going this early? 792 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:50,892 To work. 793 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,936 I see. And when will you come back? 794 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:56,564 At night. 795 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:57,857 Again? 796 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:01,068 What are you going to do all day? 797 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:06,282 Shampoo gave me a role in a commercial. 798 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:08,993 To you? 799 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:11,620 Yes. 800 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,039 Why to you? 801 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,547 I asked him if he had anything for me. 802 01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:22,715 Why? 803 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:27,345 Because I was fired. 804 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:28,429 What? 805 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:30,556 Don't worry. I'll earn enough money. 806 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:33,392 I'm shooting all day today and then singing with the band in the evening. 807 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,977 What band? 808 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,481 Well, Femme Fatale. 809 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:45,279 I'll play with them at a few corporate parties. So bye, bye and kisses. 810 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:58,751 Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me. 811 01:03:58,876 --> 01:03:59,793 That's me. 812 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:05,007 Traditional. Instant. Vegetable. 813 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:11,054 Yeah, every gourmet dreams of instant soup. 814 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:14,725 - Yeah, every gourmet dreams of soup. - Stop, good. 815 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:17,645 We'll just get the details worked out. 816 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,606 You're great. 817 01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:21,399 Am I not pathetic? 818 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:25,069 Yes, you are. But that's exactly what we need. 819 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:27,320 Are you okay? Can I get you something? 820 01:04:27,321 --> 01:04:28,405 - No, thanks. - Thank you. 821 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:30,741 Girls, I need a bit more energy from you. 822 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,869 Isn't that leek a bit weird? 823 01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:35,286 Well, I don't know, what do you think? 824 01:04:35,287 --> 01:04:38,331 Could you smile a bit more? 825 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:40,334 Like this, director? 826 01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:43,755 Thanks. 827 01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:46,297 So, let's do it again. 828 01:04:46,298 --> 01:04:50,969 Healthy. Tasty. Fragrant. That's me. 829 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:51,970 That's me. 830 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:56,684 Traditional. Instant. Vegetable. 831 01:04:57,727 --> 01:05:03,232 Yeah, every gourmet dreams of instant soup. 832 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:05,567 Yeah, every gourmet dreams... 833 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,654 Can you explain to me what the leek is doing there? 834 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:11,448 He's looking forward to being in the soup, just like the other vegetables. 835 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:15,869 He's tall, can't dance and is a bit dangly. 836 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,871 You wanted a commercial with humor, didn't you? 837 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,414 Tell the man to ease back. 838 01:05:19,415 --> 01:05:21,667 - It'll be fine. Trust me. - Tell him to slow down! 839 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:27,173 Yeah, every gourmet dreams of instant soup. 840 01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:31,260 - Yeah, every gourmet dreams of soup. - Stop! 841 01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:35,847 The leek should slow down a bit, please! Make it a bit more subtle, okay? 842 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:38,643 But you wanted to make it funny. 843 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,311 Is it possible to slow down a little? 844 01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:43,773 Sure. As you wish. 845 01:05:44,148 --> 01:05:45,650 Okay, one more time. 846 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:13,969 Good morning. Your coffee. Are you okay? 847 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,014 Not really. Why are they clapping? 848 01:06:17,181 --> 01:06:20,141 We're all glad that you didn't sell the company. 849 01:06:20,142 --> 01:06:21,227 That's great. 850 01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,522 Well, apart from Max, actually. 851 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,065 Sure. 852 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,542 What are you doing? 853 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,754 The Americans backed out. I had to get it out of my system. 854 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,798 Yeah, sure. Take it easy. 855 01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:54,092 - What? - What the fuck is pissing you off? 856 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,011 That you won't make more millions? 857 01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:59,724 You have enough money already. Why do you need more? 858 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,146 You're acting like an irresponsible dick. 859 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:11,360 And I feel better like this. When my head isn't controlled by a calculator. 860 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:15,656 I'm sorry, but... the TV people have just arrived. 861 01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:18,200 Should they wait in the boardroom? 862 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:19,785 You mean for me? 863 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:22,204 Yeah. You promised an interview. 864 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,623 But I don't want to do any interviews right now. 865 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:30,086 Don't be cross, but yesterday you said you wouldn't send them away if they came. 866 01:07:30,087 --> 01:07:32,464 - Did I really say that? - Yeah. 867 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:37,303 Alright then. So let's do an interview. 868 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,264 Please... 869 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:45,101 May I ask you to be nice and polite during the interview? 870 01:07:45,102 --> 01:07:49,064 At least smile a little and don't cause even more problems with your... 871 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,232 new feelings? 872 01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:52,610 - Can you try that? - Yeah. 873 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:56,113 - I can try that. - Thanks. 874 01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:02,620 Wouldn't a suit be more suitable for the interview? 875 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,831 I'll tell them you'll be there in a minute. 876 01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,041 Okay. 877 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:20,887 Hi. 878 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,264 Hello, listen, I wanted to ask you, 879 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:24,976 are we still... 880 01:08:26,018 --> 01:08:27,686 What are you doing there, are you fucking? 881 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:28,813 Yeah. 882 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,147 Really? 883 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:32,734 No. 884 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,110 So what are you doing there? 885 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,738 I'm preparing my sperm for a lab analysis. 886 01:08:37,739 --> 01:08:39,657 Dude, that's perfect. 887 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:43,493 It means that I have to tell the truth as well, right? 888 01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:46,621 Well, you don't have to. If you don't mind being a loser. 889 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,539 Cool. 890 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,959 Thanks. Have a nice day. 891 01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:53,212 You too. 892 01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:00,343 Shall we? 893 01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:01,720 Yeah, I'm rolling! 894 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:05,431 Is it true that IT companies offer customers "perfect innovations“ 895 01:09:05,432 --> 01:09:07,976 which are in fact technologically obsolete products? 896 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,897 {\an8}Does your company do that as well? 897 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:12,857 {\an8}Yes. 898 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,859 So you admit it. 899 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,402 Yes. 900 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,989 Can you explain to our viewers how it works? 901 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:24,743 If we want to make the customer buy a new program every year, 902 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:28,371 we must present the offered products as bulletproof 903 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:31,708 and at the same time finalize the development of their improved versions. 904 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:34,544 There has been recent speculation in the media 905 01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:39,382 that your company intentionally generates viruses that infect your own programs. 906 01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:40,467 {\an8}Is it true? 907 01:09:42,594 --> 01:09:43,637 {\an8}It is. 908 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:45,055 And what's the point in that? 909 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:49,100 The point is that we increase the demand for our antivirus products. 910 01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:51,853 Doesn't that seem a little unethical to you? 911 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:55,648 The main purpose of every company's existence is to generate profit. 912 01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:59,820 {\an8}Everything else is just a marketing fairytale to make the customer spend 913 01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,073 {\an8}as much money as possible. 914 01:10:02,656 --> 01:10:04,533 {\an8}We're real bastards, aren't we? 915 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:08,162 Hop, hop, hop, okay. 916 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,170 Wider, come on. 917 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,464 Now. That's it. 918 01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:32,519 Is that clear? 919 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:35,146 Now you. 920 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,147 Holy smoke. 921 01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:38,733 Is there anything you can't do, Captain? 922 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:41,277 That's a question I'm supposed to answer, right? 923 01:10:41,278 --> 01:10:42,363 Yeah. Sure. 924 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:48,369 I can't do it with girls. 925 01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:50,746 What can't you do with girls? 926 01:10:51,705 --> 01:10:52,705 Anything. 927 01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:54,707 What do you mean by that? 928 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,210 Everything. 929 01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:57,586 And why? 930 01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,546 Because... 931 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,925 I'm a lout. 932 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,805 What's funny about that? 933 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:16,438 In instant soup, yeah, yeah 934 01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:17,689 Stop! 935 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,195 {\an8}MISS VITAMIN 936 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,864 {\an8}Can you tell me what you're doing? 937 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:28,075 - Nothing now. - Show me. 938 01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,162 Director. 939 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:35,706 I don't want an allergy sufferer to act in a healthy soup commercial. 940 01:11:35,707 --> 01:11:36,792 What? 941 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:39,002 This man is allergic to makeup. 942 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:41,380 It's okay. I can handle it. 943 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,549 - We can keep shooting. - Yeah. 944 01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:46,426 Yeah? You have eyes like an Angora rabbit! 945 01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:48,512 We can move him to the back. 946 01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:50,514 Are you kidding? 947 01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:53,100 Replace this Dracula, immediately. 948 01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:57,687 Wait. I've been fooling around here since morning, 949 01:11:57,688 --> 01:12:00,274 so I'll only leave when I get paid. 950 01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:03,401 Based on the contract you should actually pay a fine 951 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,196 for concealing your allergy and delaying the shooting. 952 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:10,075 So shut up, take off the costume and piss off! 953 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:13,913 - Stop yelling at me. - Can you fire the idiot? 954 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,999 Hey, be reasonable. I'll give you the money myself. 955 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:23,129 I don't want your money. I want that arrogant prick's money. 956 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:24,631 Stop it. Stop it. 957 01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:28,969 Why don't I remember this actor from the casting, director? 958 01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:31,137 Did you cast a role in a commercial which 959 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,639 our company pays for without my permission? 960 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:37,269 A role for your friend without my approval? 961 01:12:37,394 --> 01:12:41,190 Or am I wrong? He is not your friend? 962 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:48,280 No, he's not. He's tall, so he was good for the role. 963 01:12:48,655 --> 01:12:52,576 But of course, if you wish, I can recast him. 964 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:54,453 Perfect. 965 01:12:55,787 --> 01:12:58,415 You're acting like a douchebag. 966 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:05,088 You should try to muster the courage and start telling the truth 967 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:08,009 for at least one day of your life. 968 01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,892 Wait, wait. Are you okay? 969 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:21,354 Don't touch me, don't touch me. 970 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:22,897 Somebody help! 971 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:26,193 Get me out of this. Get me out! 972 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,158 Hello. 973 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:38,371 I'm sorry, but could you possibly find out where Klára's car is now? 974 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:41,499 It has a registered satellite search option. 975 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,627 Why don't you just call her? 976 01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:46,963 I don't want her to know I'm looking for her. 977 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:50,550 I was hoping she went to the cottage, but she didn't. 978 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:51,759 I was there last night. 979 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,594 You went to the Giant Mountains to see her? 980 01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:54,721 Yeah. 981 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:56,765 Can you help me? 982 01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:59,476 I just need to know where she is. 983 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,271 Send me the license plate number. 984 01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:04,398 Thanks. 985 01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:05,816 Bye. 986 01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:09,778 Bon appetite. 987 01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:13,198 Those bitches put carrot in there again, man. 988 01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:14,824 They always put it there, don't they? 989 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,493 And peas as well, man. 990 01:14:16,785 --> 01:14:18,287 You're such a loser. 991 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:19,681 Good morning. Can I help you? What size is your wife? 992 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:21,683 I don't know. 993 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:27,523 Where are the fitting rooms? 994 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:29,775 Over there. 995 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,874 Damn it! 996 01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:56,593 Sir? 997 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,311 This is the women's department. 998 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:07,604 I know. 999 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,064 Almost finished. 1000 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:14,361 Cash registers? 1001 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,031 Hello. 1002 01:17:01,032 --> 01:17:03,784 I've found it. Thanks for your help. 1003 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:04,994 No problem. 1004 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:07,205 You're not going to do anything stupid, are you? 1005 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,539 No, don't worry. 1006 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:09,666 Bye. 1007 01:17:30,687 --> 01:17:32,605 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1008 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:36,443 I'm sorry, but could you tell me if she's staying here? 1009 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:38,319 Are you from the police? 1010 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,406 No. She's my wife. 1011 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:46,412 Sorry, but I can't give any information about our guests. 1012 01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:47,663 Sure. 1013 01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,758 Yes, she's staying here. 1014 01:18:02,093 --> 01:18:03,136 Alone? 1015 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,846 Yeah. 1016 01:18:05,722 --> 01:18:07,641 And did she have a visitor? 1017 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:11,312 No. She left a while ago. 1018 01:18:36,795 --> 01:18:40,756 If you haven't heard it yet, the party is at Cobra Bar starting at half past eight. 1019 01:18:40,757 --> 01:18:41,924 Great, perfect. 1020 01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:45,554 Looking forward to seeing you there. Oh, I'm sorry. 1021 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:54,521 So? 1022 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:58,734 It worked out quite well in the end, didn't it? 1023 01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:01,069 What is it? 1024 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:04,823 Feel free to tell me the truth, I can handle it. 1025 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,869 It's shit. 1026 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:13,331 What? 1027 01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:15,334 It's shit. 1028 01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:18,669 If you think so. 1029 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,130 If you still haven’t returned the walkie-talkies to the production, 1030 01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:23,384 please do it now. 1031 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:27,846 That was great! 1032 01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:31,224 You deserve a kiss for this, cowboy. 1033 01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:36,437 Would you like to snuggle up to me in my bed today? 1034 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,608 I wouldn't. And don't touch me. 1035 01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:47,240 Why do you have to act like an unbearable idiot so often? 1036 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:33,119 Don't shoot me... yeah... wait... 1037 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,121 Grandma! 1038 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:48,927 Yeah. Perfect hit. I'm dead. 1039 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,264 Mom. There's a gentleman here. 1040 01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:54,475 Who? 1041 01:20:57,478 --> 01:20:58,520 Hello. 1042 01:20:58,854 --> 01:20:59,896 Hello. 1043 01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,232 Who is he? 1044 01:21:15,286 --> 01:21:18,539 Do you remember how we talked about Daddy the other day? 1045 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,958 Is that him? 1046 01:21:24,295 --> 01:21:25,338 Hello. 1047 01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:44,441 Why don't you live with us if you're my dad? 1048 01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:49,780 Why did you leave us? 1049 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:52,449 I was scared. 1050 01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:54,826 Of what? 1051 01:21:57,078 --> 01:22:01,875 That I'll have to stay with you forever. 1052 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,086 And why were you afraid of that? 1053 01:22:12,719 --> 01:22:15,513 Because I wasn't sure if I really wanted to. 1054 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,307 So do you want to or not? 1055 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,151 I still don't know. 1056 01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:12,863 Peter. 1057 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:15,948 Peter. 1058 01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:16,949 Oh, hello. 1059 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:18,535 - Hi. Hi, Mom. - Hi. 1060 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,745 So I wish you all the best. 1061 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:24,957 And also some nice shows on TV that you can finally enjoy watching. 1062 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:28,293 And this is something nice to smoke. 1063 01:23:28,294 --> 01:23:32,298 Oh, thank you, my boy. 1064 01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:35,635 What is that lovely smell? 1065 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,095 We have a visitor. 1066 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:43,101 Good evening. 1067 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:49,690 I've told you a hundred times. Stop trying to find me a woman! 1068 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:52,778 But this is Irenka, she's really nice. 1069 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:56,238 She's the nurse I told you about! 1070 01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:59,742 She's looking for a place to stay, so she'll live here with me now. 1071 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:00,743 What? 1072 01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,912 She's come to help me with cooking. 1073 01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:05,748 Don't you think you should have asked me first? 1074 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:09,502 And did you ask me when you decided to move out? 1075 01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:17,009 I just want to say that the turkey will be ready in five minutes, 1076 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,343 so I should probably go. 1077 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:25,852 No way! It's my birthday today and I want to have dinner with both of you. 1078 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:39,449 How was your day today? 1079 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:43,535 Nothing interesting happened. 1080 01:24:43,536 --> 01:24:48,875 Come on! Irenka might be interested too. Right? 1081 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:53,253 Of course. I hear you teach martial arts. 1082 01:24:53,254 --> 01:24:57,258 When I was little, I did judo. 1083 01:24:57,550 --> 01:24:58,760 I see. 1084 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:02,597 Can't you just simply tell us what you did today? 1085 01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,765 I don't even know how you live. 1086 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,017 Mom, please, I don't really want to. 1087 01:25:07,018 --> 01:25:10,104 Can't you push yourself a bit today? 1088 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,690 At least a little. 1089 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:15,485 Okay. 1090 01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:22,408 I masturbated in the morning in order to deliver a semen sample. 1091 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:26,245 Around noon I was drooling like a real loser 1092 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:29,415 while looking at my students' breasts at the punching bags. 1093 01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:32,126 Later I felt really ashamed at my urology appointment, 1094 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:36,714 as during my last visit I unsuccessfully invited the urologist on a date, 1095 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:39,676 right after she stuck her finger in my ass. 1096 01:25:40,176 --> 01:25:44,805 And before I came here, I fell asleep for a while and had a dream 1097 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:48,309 about you and me on vacation somewhere by the sea. 1098 01:25:48,727 --> 01:25:50,854 So this has been my whole day. 1099 01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:55,734 But the dream was really nice, wasn't it? 1100 01:25:56,442 --> 01:26:01,531 There's nothing more desperate than when a 45-year-old son dreams about 1101 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:04,700 his own mother putting sunscreen on his back. 1102 01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:08,120 It was a shitty dream, Mom. 1103 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:10,539 Like everything else that happened to me today. 1104 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,042 Are you satisfied? 1105 01:26:14,502 --> 01:26:16,336 - I also had a dream. - Yes? 1106 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:21,258 I dreamed I was so fat that I wouldn't fit in the tram. 1107 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:25,013 I blocked the door with my bottom. 1108 01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:31,476 And I was riding like that around Prague until the driver pulled me 1109 01:26:31,477 --> 01:26:36,733 out at Pankrác depot. 1110 01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:42,739 Your effort is pointless. I won't invite you on a date. 1111 01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:46,116 From the first moment it is very clear to me 1112 01:26:46,117 --> 01:26:48,703 that you are as desperate as I am. 1113 01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:02,675 Go after her at once and apologize. 1114 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:04,301 Do you have tachycardia? 1115 01:27:04,302 --> 01:27:05,344 Go to her. 1116 01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:06,720 - Should I call an ambulance? - No. 1117 01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:07,721 Are you sure? 1118 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:13,269 I'm sure I'll feel better if you go and apologize. 1119 01:27:13,519 --> 01:27:18,149 Stop pretending you're dying. You can only blame yourself for this. 1120 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,333 Enjoy your meal. 1121 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:22,422 Good evening. Has my wife come back yet? 1122 01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:26,092 Can you tell me her room number? 1123 01:28:26,467 --> 01:28:27,969 She has a visitor. 1124 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,014 Who? 1125 01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:34,350 A 45-year-old man, I'd say. 1126 01:28:34,517 --> 01:28:36,601 - He came a while ago. - The room number? 1127 01:28:36,602 --> 01:28:37,769 I don't want to have any problems. 1128 01:28:37,770 --> 01:28:40,689 If you don't tell me the number, I'll start banging on all doors. 1129 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:45,820 Sooner or later, I'll find out which room it is. Very soon, in fact. 1130 01:28:46,029 --> 01:28:48,406 - Three hundred and two. - Thank you. 1131 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:54,996 Everything I do is wrong. 1132 01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:57,540 Matthew will never forgive me. 1133 01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,252 Should I say something to you or not? 1134 01:29:01,836 --> 01:29:04,004 You should make peace with Karel. 1135 01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:05,923 I'll blame myself forever otherwise. 1136 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,008 What do you think I should do? 1137 01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:11,345 I don't even know if Karel wants me to come back home. 1138 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,181 He didn't even call me. 1139 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:20,521 Don't worry, he'll find you. 1140 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,235 Klára. 1141 01:29:33,743 --> 01:29:34,785 Yes? 1142 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:52,595 Can I enter? 1143 01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:10,989 Are you alone? 1144 01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:12,991 Yeah. 1145 01:30:15,868 --> 01:30:18,162 I thought you wanted to go somewhere. 1146 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:20,165 Well, I didn't go anywhere. 1147 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,127 I'm looking for you. 1148 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:25,420 Yeah? 1149 01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:27,297 Yeah. 1150 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:31,258 You know, I wanted to tell you that I love you. 1151 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:34,678 That I never cared about anyone as much as I care about you. 1152 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,721 But I'm really sorry about this. 1153 01:30:36,722 --> 01:30:39,599 - Sorry about what? - That you're lying to me. 1154 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:40,726 Oh. 1155 01:30:40,893 --> 01:30:43,646 - Who do you have here? - Karel, wait! 1156 01:30:43,896 --> 01:30:45,397 - Is he in there? In the bathroom? - No. No. 1157 01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:48,984 No, no, no. Wait a minute. Karel, Karel, please. 1158 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:50,235 - Stop it! - Show yourself! 1159 01:30:50,236 --> 01:30:51,903 Karel! Karel! Stop it! Stop it! 1160 01:30:51,904 --> 01:30:52,904 Wait! 1161 01:30:52,905 --> 01:30:55,324 Is it okay now? Am I showing enough emotions to your satisfaction? 1162 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:56,409 Calm down. 1163 01:30:56,534 --> 01:30:58,202 - Come on, show yourself! - I know what it looks like, but... 1164 01:30:58,203 --> 01:30:59,203 It looks really stupid! 1165 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:02,915 We were just talking. I can explain it to you, Karel. 1166 01:31:05,835 --> 01:31:08,004 Just stay calm! 1167 01:31:08,754 --> 01:31:10,506 It's not what you think. 1168 01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:16,303 You're supposed to be my friend and not hide in the bathroom. 1169 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:18,223 But I am your friend. 1170 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:21,309 No, you are not. 1171 01:31:22,893 --> 01:31:25,271 - Karel, please. - Don't touch me! 1172 01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:30,610 Karel... 1173 01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:13,111 {\an8}CONCERTS 1174 01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:26,499 You're an angel, Mrs. Hrdličková! They are all asleep. 1175 01:32:26,874 --> 01:32:28,958 If anything happens, call me. 1176 01:32:28,959 --> 01:32:32,504 Don't worry. Just enjoy your evening with your husband. 1177 01:32:32,505 --> 01:32:34,465 Well, thank you. 1178 01:32:55,278 --> 01:33:00,825 Then look where there is no earthly gravity 1179 01:33:02,618 --> 01:33:08,541 Stay down for now, I'm a woman 1180 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:12,420 I am a woman 1181 01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:20,261 A long white glowing comet sweeps the Milky Way in the distance 1182 01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:26,226 However, my heat is much closer 1183 01:33:27,810 --> 01:33:31,147 A long white glowing comet 1184 01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:34,900 It may be a century-old lady 1185 01:33:35,151 --> 01:33:41,157 But I'm younger, twenty and a couple... 1186 01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:54,920 Tell me 1187 01:33:56,005 --> 01:33:58,549 On behalf of all flowers 1188 01:33:58,716 --> 01:33:59,925 Tell me 1189 01:34:00,843 --> 01:34:03,513 More beautifully than ever before 1190 01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,055 tell me... 1191 01:34:05,348 --> 01:34:06,931 I'm totally crazy about him, he's gorgeous! 1192 01:34:06,932 --> 01:34:08,975 Honey, I love you 1193 01:34:08,976 --> 01:34:10,394 Do you think he's gay?! 1194 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:12,897 Of course he is, just look at him. 1195 01:34:13,273 --> 01:34:16,567 My head sounds like a beehive 1196 01:34:17,235 --> 01:34:23,073 our bed makes us warm and protects us 1197 01:34:24,867 --> 01:34:28,496 Your words smell so nice 1198 01:34:57,191 --> 01:34:58,318 Great! 1199 01:35:02,154 --> 01:35:04,073 ...long, black and white... 1200 01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:10,412 That was just great! 1201 01:35:10,413 --> 01:35:12,163 I knew it. 1202 01:35:12,164 --> 01:35:14,082 - You have to sing with us all the time. - Sure. 1203 01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,126 We'll have so many gigs! 1204 01:35:16,502 --> 01:35:18,211 - Wait a minute. - Give me five. 1205 01:35:18,212 --> 01:35:20,631 - Hop, hop. Give me five. - Wait. 1206 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:21,882 What's up? 1207 01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:24,552 He's amazing! 1208 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,429 What are you doing here? 1209 01:35:28,180 --> 01:35:30,139 Who's babysitting the girls? 1210 01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:31,808 What are you doing here? 1211 01:35:31,809 --> 01:35:35,896 What do you think? I'm singing. I told you in the morning. 1212 01:35:36,188 --> 01:35:37,898 And you like it? 1213 01:35:38,190 --> 01:35:39,775 I don't like it. 1214 01:35:41,193 --> 01:35:45,573 Or maybe I do. I don't know. I have to earn money somehow. 1215 01:35:45,906 --> 01:35:47,324 Why did you come? 1216 01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:50,870 I saw you buying this dress in the afternoon. 1217 01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:52,204 What? 1218 01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:54,874 Does it make you feel good? 1219 01:35:55,249 --> 01:35:58,084 - What the hell are you talking about? - How long have you been lying to me? 1220 01:35:58,085 --> 01:35:59,920 I don't lie to you. 1221 01:36:01,839 --> 01:36:06,718 Or maybe I do, because you're pregnant and you're stressed about everything. 1222 01:36:06,719 --> 01:36:10,389 Stressed? You're acting so weird. 1223 01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:11,932 And how should I act? 1224 01:36:12,224 --> 01:36:15,435 You're fulfilling your dream about having a big family 1225 01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:17,979 with the fourth girl in your belly. And I'm just trying to survive. 1226 01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:20,691 So stop looking at me so reproachfully. 1227 01:36:21,817 --> 01:36:22,902 Oh man. 1228 01:36:23,193 --> 01:36:26,614 - Let's give them an encore. - Yeah, I'm coming. 1229 01:36:27,072 --> 01:36:28,157 You know what? 1230 01:36:28,949 --> 01:36:34,204 Wait for me here, sit down. Two more songs and then we go home. 1231 01:37:44,358 --> 01:37:46,694 What are you doing there, Captain? 1232 01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:53,450 I'm looking at boobs, but they're not really visible. 1233 01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:55,869 No girl will sleep with you if you act like this, Captain. 1234 01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:57,371 Go! 1235 01:37:57,497 --> 01:38:01,333 Okay. Goodnight. Sorry, Captain. 1236 01:38:16,557 --> 01:38:19,851 Excuse me, have you seen my pregnant wife somewhere around here by any chance? 1237 01:38:19,852 --> 01:38:22,562 An ambulance came for a pregnant woman a while ago. 1238 01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:23,438 What? 1239 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:24,355 And when exactly? 1240 01:38:24,356 --> 01:38:29,612 About five minutes ago. Sorry, I have to go to the bar. 1241 01:38:37,870 --> 01:38:40,956 Shit. Shit! 1242 01:38:53,886 --> 01:38:57,806 Ľubica! Ľubica... 1243 01:38:57,807 --> 01:39:00,476 MATERNITY WARD 1244 01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:02,477 Ľubica. 1245 01:39:02,478 --> 01:39:03,770 - Are you the father? - Yeah. 1246 01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:05,271 Just wait here! 1247 01:39:05,272 --> 01:39:06,439 What's up? Are you okay? 1248 01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:08,232 - Wait here. Calm down. Let's go. - Yeah. 1249 01:39:08,233 --> 01:39:10,903 - I'll talk to you later. - Ľubica. 1250 01:39:43,519 --> 01:39:45,020 Hi, Dad. 1251 01:39:46,772 --> 01:39:48,899 Why did you leave us? 1252 01:40:11,255 --> 01:40:12,255 Yeah? 1253 01:40:12,256 --> 01:40:15,174 Where the hell are you? We have to start rolling in a moment. 1254 01:40:15,175 --> 01:40:17,218 I'm really sorry. 1255 01:40:17,219 --> 01:40:18,679 I won't come today. 1256 01:40:19,388 --> 01:40:20,304 Sorry. 1257 01:40:20,305 --> 01:40:21,807 Wait! 1258 01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:52,254 Wait, wait, stop it. Stop it, Ema, someone's calling me. Wait. 1259 01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:53,881 Yes? 1260 01:40:54,089 --> 01:40:56,174 I'm announcing the third round of the game. 1261 01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:58,092 We all have to do what we fear the most. 1262 01:40:58,093 --> 01:41:01,220 What? Stop it! Girls, stop it! 1263 01:41:01,221 --> 01:41:04,390 You have to do what you know is right, 1264 01:41:04,391 --> 01:41:06,226 but you're afraid of it. 1265 01:41:07,102 --> 01:41:08,269 That's a good third task, isn't it? 1266 01:41:08,270 --> 01:41:10,814 You know what? I don't have time for your smart ideas right now. 1267 01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,565 Ľubica almost miscarried last night. 1268 01:41:12,566 --> 01:41:16,402 She'll stay in hospital until she gives birth and I'm totally fucked. 1269 01:41:16,403 --> 01:41:19,948 So confide in someone else, alright? Sorry. Sorry. 1270 01:41:19,949 --> 01:41:22,492 Come on, girls, we have to hurry. 1271 01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:15,294 And this song goes to everyone who is affected, 1272 01:42:15,295 --> 01:42:18,923 just like all of us here, by today's tragic death of 1273 01:42:18,924 --> 01:42:21,384 the director of our favorite TV series. 1274 01:42:21,385 --> 01:42:23,553 We are the Stars. 1275 01:42:46,827 --> 01:42:55,961 Who doesn't hop, isn't Czech! Hop, hop, hop! 1276 01:43:10,935 --> 01:43:13,937 Full Stop, buddy, happy New Year! 1277 01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:15,480 May you 1278 01:43:15,731 --> 01:43:18,524 avoid all bullets on your mission 1279 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:22,487 and may your balls be shaken by pretty female soldiers. 1280 01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:27,076 And I hope that when you come back you'll find a woman, 1281 01:43:27,451 --> 01:43:31,495 stay here and go for drinks. 1282 01:43:31,496 --> 01:43:33,833 Think about it, buddy. 1283 01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:35,084 Bye. 1284 01:44:44,778 --> 01:44:47,697 Don't be mad at me anymore, please. 1285 01:45:06,091 --> 01:45:09,303 Girls, go and play in your room. 1286 01:45:18,270 --> 01:45:21,398 Shampoo introduced you to Klára, didn't he? 1287 01:45:22,566 --> 01:45:23,650 Yeah. 1288 01:45:24,568 --> 01:45:27,112 He introduced me to one girl as well. 1289 01:45:27,821 --> 01:45:31,615 She was probably the most beautiful girl I've ever slept with. 1290 01:45:31,616 --> 01:45:37,122 He said she liked it so much that she wouldn't even mind my stupid bullshit. 1291 01:45:37,998 --> 01:45:39,583 Did she have red hair? 1292 01:45:41,126 --> 01:45:42,169 Yeah. 1293 01:45:43,337 --> 01:45:45,589 He introduced me to her too. 1294 01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:48,800 He said he couldn't get rid of her. 1295 01:45:49,801 --> 01:45:53,013 Yeah, he was quite generous, that's true. 1296 01:45:57,226 --> 01:46:00,604 So our famous game's over. 1297 01:46:01,396 --> 01:46:04,273 Shampoo suggested a third task. 1298 01:46:04,274 --> 01:46:05,400 What? 1299 01:46:06,443 --> 01:46:10,614 That everyone should do what they fear the most. 1300 01:46:17,246 --> 01:46:18,246 Darling? 1301 01:46:18,247 --> 01:46:21,582 Hi, are you coming? I miss you so much. 1302 01:46:21,583 --> 01:46:23,627 Yeah, we're leaving now. 1303 01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:27,338 Don't worry. 1304 01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:30,926 I have everything packed. I won't forget anything. 1305 01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:36,139 - It's not working. - Give it some time, it will. 1306 01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:39,643 Even the books. We'll be with you in a moment. 1307 01:46:40,102 --> 01:46:42,604 - Stop it. - It's useless! 1308 01:46:44,982 --> 01:46:45,898 Yeah. 1309 01:46:45,899 --> 01:46:48,151 Well, I'm really looking forward to you all. 1310 01:46:48,152 --> 01:46:51,113 - Bye, bye and kisses. - Bye, bye and kisses. 1311 01:46:53,198 --> 01:46:55,159 - Exactly. - Wait. 1312 01:46:56,618 --> 01:46:58,620 Come here. 1313 01:46:59,538 --> 01:47:01,456 Come on, come on. 1314 01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:03,707 We'll help you with the girls. 1315 01:47:03,708 --> 01:47:04,708 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1316 01:47:04,709 --> 01:47:10,257 I can stay with you. I can cook quite well. And the girls will enjoy it. 1317 01:47:10,424 --> 01:47:11,466 Yeah. 1318 01:47:11,925 --> 01:47:13,302 Thank you, guys. 1319 01:47:14,053 --> 01:47:16,180 - Stop screaming. - Yeah, yeah. 1320 01:47:38,077 --> 01:47:39,994 Good morning. 1321 01:47:39,995 --> 01:47:42,081 I'm looking for a nurse called Irenka. 1322 01:47:42,206 --> 01:47:43,207 Irenka? 1323 01:47:48,545 --> 01:47:49,588 Thank you. 1324 01:48:00,307 --> 01:48:01,350 Good morning. 1325 01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:13,362 I've come to tell you that... 1326 01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:17,199 I'm an idiot. 1327 01:48:18,950 --> 01:48:24,498 And that I'd be sad if you didn't move to my mother's place just because of me. 1328 01:48:25,332 --> 01:48:28,835 So perhaps I'll see you there one day. 1329 01:48:34,174 --> 01:48:35,800 Okay, I'm going now. 1330 01:48:47,104 --> 01:48:50,190 They swore love to each other 1331 01:48:52,859 --> 01:48:55,195 Under the bridge arch 1332 01:48:58,365 --> 01:49:01,785 And then they were together 1333 01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:06,915 Throughout the life... 1334 01:49:07,582 --> 01:49:08,958 - Thanks. - Please. 1335 01:49:10,043 --> 01:49:12,754 They swore love to each other 1336 01:49:19,553 --> 01:49:22,764 They had only modest wishes 1337 01:49:25,142 --> 01:49:27,769 August shooting stars 1338 01:49:30,814 --> 01:49:34,025 And perhaps besides love 1339 01:49:36,361 --> 01:49:39,030 Nothing bothered me 1340 01:49:42,492 --> 01:49:45,662 They had only modest wishes 1341 01:49:48,373 --> 01:49:51,126 Time is responsible for everything 1342 01:49:56,047 --> 01:50:02,011 The one that hides in us 1343 01:50:05,056 --> 01:50:10,854 And one second is longer than a year 1344 01:50:12,939 --> 01:50:16,735 He left one morning 1345 01:50:18,528 --> 01:50:22,198 - And he took their memories with him - Lovely pancakes, beautifully prepared. 1346 01:50:22,199 --> 01:50:27,704 Who wants them? Who deserves a pancake? Come on. 1347 01:50:28,037 --> 01:50:28,871 Enjoy your meal! 1348 01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:32,459 And no one cried at all 1349 01:50:34,419 --> 01:50:35,503 - Hello. - Hi. 1350 01:50:35,504 --> 01:50:37,963 - He left one morning... - So what? 1351 01:50:37,964 --> 01:50:39,090 Beautiful. 1352 01:51:27,514 --> 01:51:30,141 Time is responsible for everything 1353 01:51:35,188 --> 01:51:41,236 The one that hides in us 1354 01:51:44,448 --> 01:51:48,785 Suddenly it speeds up its step 1355 01:51:50,370 --> 01:51:52,956 Time is responsible for everything 1356 01:51:58,044 --> 01:52:01,631 The one who hides in us 1357 01:52:07,346 --> 01:52:12,892 One second is longer than a year 1358 01:52:49,804 --> 01:52:54,726 BASED ON THE BOOK MONAD, SHAMPOO, FULL STOP AND KAREL 93248

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