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There's 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it. So

the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.

Like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel

Tower.

Discovering something that doesn't exist or giving a monkey a shower.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this

fall.

So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all.

So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all.

My sweet misguided Francis, your jobs wouldn't exist without us. As they fight

it out.

What's a simp? Settle it over a soccer match?

That's so random. Hmm.

What do you say, Beefy Mustache 55?

Bunch of expertly trained athletic field agents versus some haphazard

scientists? I am in.

Okay, if Love Muffin wins, you have to shave your mustache.

How dare you? When we win, you have to shave your head.

Well, when we win, you have to shave Carl.

Please keep me out of this.

Oh, too late, Carl. A deal's a deal.

All right, gang.

It's time for us to play.

Can you hit that thing with a stick?

The thing in this case being that rock.

What, may I ask, is this?

Can you hit that thing with a stick? Where we, well, try to hit that thing

a stick.

I guess I should not knock it until I try it.

Wow! The thrill of hitting that thing with a stick is like no other!

Truth.

throwing sticks at things. That is so not basketball.

Hmm. Whoa.

That's weird. I can throw balls no problem.

Watch this.

That kid.

That mosquito.

That hetero -collider.

Huh. Strange we never noticed that.

Now let me try this stick again.

Why?

I know what we're going to do today.

We're going to build a stick -throwing target practice arena.

Hey, where's Perry?

Just over there. Okay. Let's go get some supplies.

Super Code Red emergency agent, please.

The Super Code Red emergency is that our organization, ALCA, has to square off

with the evil scientist organization, Love Muffin, in a soccer game.

And I get to be unpaid water boy.

And I would obviously...

Unstoppable athleticism to the team, but I get a little too competitive.

It's, uh, not pretty. Anyway, T, get over there and see what Duke's up to. I

know he'll find some way to cheat.

Hey,

the Platypus, how nice of you to showcase your loyalty to me. You're on

team, right?

Okay, fine, the Love Muffin team will still be unstoppable. As you know,

a ball is now my forte.

Behold my bring -me -a -ringer -a -maker, which, as you may have deduced,

bring me a superstar soccer player, because, let's be honest, we are

the mind, not the body, obviously.

So our team, you know, needs a little help. Ow!

My bad.

You gotta hit that thing with a stick.

Just loosen up your wrist and give it a flick. You gotta hit that thing with a

stick.

Seriously?

You're just tossing little slender pieces of wood all day? I'm not upset.

just disappointed in you.

Ah!

Left again!

Everything keeps going left!

I'm cursed.

Maybe it's time we go back to the drawing board and... All right, Alka.

for the honor of the agency.

Drill time.

Nope. Agent W pulled a muscle. Get the stretcher. The big one.

Teamwork makes the scheme work.

They even convinced Vanessa to come show her support.

Rah, rah.

Hank Wiggerson here. In and out of prison so many times I've lost count.

out again and I have a compulsive need to report on the first thing I see.

Ooh, a soccer game. That'll do. And it's a beautiful day.

Ultimate contest of good versus evil.

Francis, prepare to shave your upper lip and your intern.

You're lucky I'm exercising boundaries.

Otherwise, you'd be burnt toast, doofenshmirtz. Oh, yeah, let me

to my little friend.

Christo Fernandez.

Soccer is life, but more importantly, happy is life.

Don't give me that look, Francis. You brought Megan Rapinoe.

Uh, yeah. I'm just here because my house is being tented.

And your misfortune is our fortune.

Okay, let me get this straight. You're a soccer player turned actor turned actor

soccer player? Si, si, si. But those are just three of my dimensions. I have way

more to offer. Like, I'm also... definitionally handsome and i'm back in

game rah rah yeah yeah listen you're an actor so ah if anyone lightly bumps into

you fake an injury do a do a whole soliloquy just sell it Hold on a second.

you just want me here to flop? I actually played some professional

yeah, I don't need your life story. Just flop on the ground like a kid throwing

a tantrum. Our ref today is Klimpaloon, the magical old -timey bathing suit that

lives in the Himalayas.

Give the ball a kick.

Give the ball a kick.

Give the ball a kick. Give the ball a kick.

Give that

ball

a kick, man, it's gonna be big.

I really should have scratched.

Oh, come on. That goal is not regulation size. Enough of this.

Are you serious?

Nah. And we're at halftime. Let's talk to the players.

Well, I... The important ones. Thoughts on the game so far?

Good question. I really feel like I found my character's motivation.

What do you mean structural damage?

Well, that sounds expensive. And now, a word from our sponsors.

Cupcaps!

Just what we need to help Buford hit his target. Almost done.

And the second half is underway.

Agent B takes the ball and flutters gracefully down the field.

It hurts. It hurts so much. The pain.

The drama.

Everything. I have representation and can also do comedy.

You're overselling it. He was supposed to stay in the game.

No. A house is ready.

Bye.

Ooh, both teams are down a player, but Alka no longer has enough players to

continue the match. They may have to forfeit. That is, unless their coach

the game.

Well, Francis, I've been playing this whole time. Are you going to step up, or

do you want to just let me know what shaving cream works best with your skin?

Carl, get over here. You're putting me in? No, I need hydration. I'm going in.

In the final seconds, Love Muffin, leading by one on a two -on -one

heading toward the keeper. They pass back and forth, forth and back, keeping

paddlers on his toes.

Incredible! The block ties the game.

Hit me!

Hit me! I'm open!

legal tackle.

Doofenshmirtz gets a chance for a penalty kick to win the game.

It's all on you, Doofenshmirtz.

Don't blow it.

Come on, don't act surprised. I literally just said we're even,

so we have to cheat.

Okay, everyone.

Time to finish helping Buford hit his target.

Aha! Wait, giant hand?

That's not nothing, I guess. I'm getting mom. On the count of three, we'll

activate. How many?

One.

Two.

Building the entire city eight inches to the left was just what Pupin needed.

Candace, dick. They're throwing dick, sweetie.

But, but, but, but. What the?

No way. How did? What the?

You heard the referee.

Tie game.

This is Jink Wiggerson going back to prison.

Spursmanship, fine.

Okay,

fine.

Well, I have to admit, that game reminded me how important Love Muffin is

Alka to stay motivated.

And it reminded me why I'm behind a desk now. My brain is more stable than my

brawn. Okay, fine, but you didn't win, so I get to shave your mustache.

You didn't win either, so I get to shave your head.

A bet is a bet.

Do you know what day it is today, gang?

It's a special one. Well, my calendar says it's Red Bull Hot Dog Day. Oh,

okay. Let's focus on what Phineas and Ferb want to do. We never do that.

Hey, kids. We're heading to the park for Danville Day. I've got pie.

And a man's giving a grand speech.

Okay. We'll meet you there.

All right, gang.

Danville Day. How can we crank this party up a notch?

Good luck with that. There's already a grand speech.

I don't know. There might be a couple notches up to which we can crank it.

Doofus first finally gets his oven repaired.

It's his Danville day like Doogleberry muffins. Norm, can you bring me the

I just printed?

The recipe or the essay?

Essay. Oh, Vanessa's applying for college.

They grow up so fast.

The most positive role model in my life by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. Let's see. She

wrote about me. I'm programmed to show interest.

Oh, here it is. Charismatic, inventive, beloved, should -be leader of the entire

tri -state area, my dear Uncle Roger the Mayor.

Wait, what? Why would you choose my brother over me?

Dad? Yes, sir?

Oh, hi, Vanessa. Nothing to see here.

Just hanging out.

Whatever. I'm headed to the park to watch Uncle Roger's speech. You want to

with? Roger, Roger, Roger.

Okay, fine.

I just got to take care of a few things.

Ready?

is headed to the Danville Day celebration, which Roger is hosting.

grand speech.

Don't let Duke ruin it.

Did you just bring me here to remind me how great my brother is?

Don't be ridiculous, Dad. Just find us a good spot, yeah? I'll be right back. I

smell slushy dog.

Now, where's the best view?

Graphene door, book depository. Ooh, a jungle gym. I don't know why they call

a jungle gym. It's not very jungly, but I do love a slide.

Whatever they're building is going to disappear.

Mysterious force, why must you be so cruel?

Incredible, Ferb. Wait till Candace gets a load of this.

Ooh, and get a load of that, I shall.

Why don't you keep the kids away?

Okay, from up here, I have a clear view.

There are the platypus.

It's not what it looks like.

I guess it is what it looks like, though I'm having some trouble. Will it help?

Paralyzed trap.

Anyway, I'm here to teach Vanessa a lesson. Here, look. She thinks Roger is

role model. And aside from the strong jaw and the dazzling smile, what has he

got? Just a sparkling personality, that's all. And it got me thinking, what

made an anator that gave Roger my personality?

Because my personality doesn't sparkle even a little bit.

Behold, my duplicate anator. With this, I'll make Roger a cheap imitation of me.

Therefore, I'll be Vanessa's role model by default.

By default, my favorite way to win.

Welcome to our annual 10 -pill day celebration.

Prepare to be duplicated.

Oh, come on.

His dazzling smile can't be that reflective.

Extra onion.

Extra evil.

I don't know what kind of season that guy.

Okay, wait for him to close his mouth.

That's the one when he smiles.

You don't have to remind me. You'll give me an award for that.

Great work, Ferb. These suits will help us build a

continuous carnival ride through the whole city. How much fun is that?

And nothing is more fun than evil.

But why stop at Danville?

I know what we're going to do today. Take over the entire Fly State.

And time for what? Talking weird and hunching over like a praying mantis? No!

For the beholding! The be -what -ing? Let me explain through a brief flashback

and not -so -brief monologue about my childhood.

Your childhood?

You mean your now -hood. You are a child!

Nevertheless, our long -necked nemesis, your thwarting days are numbered.

Behold! The Bondinator!

Get ready, Danville, for the ride of your life. You know, cause it'll last a

lifetime. It's a trap!

No one to stop us. The Tri -State area will be ours!

Happy Daniel Day!

Join the fun!

Or else!

Or else? What do you mean, or else?

And again, that's with the accent!

Look around, it is a beautiful day.

Come and join us, let's get carried away.

We've got no obligations and the city is ours.

It's like sunshine, rainbows, and a fistful...

By predictable, of course I mean completely predictable.

Care to join the fun?

Fun? These people are trapped.

Come on, Candace, the sister.

Stop calling me that.

I know you can't contain your excitement.

So let me contain it for you.

Curse you, Candace, the sister.

Thanks for staying trapped for so long, Perry the Platypus. I really needed to

vent about Vanessa's essay.

This was nice.

Dunkelberry dog?

Oh, oh no.

It's everywhere.

Whoa, whoa. Slow down, girl. Are you okay?

Oh, Vanessa.

You're you.

Everyone's talking in weird accents. My brothers are scheming to take over the

entire Tri -State area with the Naders.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just say Naders?

Yes. I don't usually like to get involved with this stuff, but if there's

Nader, there's a self -destruct button.

There's always a self -destruct button. That'll take care of it. That easy?

You know what? No time. Gotta stop.

Are you having a good time?

Is this your best day ever?

Don't you fret, no, cause it's never any fun.

It's gonna go on forever.

We're going all the way to entertain you.

Not sure why we have to restrain you. Why do you look upset? This isn't good

it gets. Are you having fun yet? Cause we're taking over.

Out of white collar prison I'm the man on the street Telling you what is and

what isn't Giant robot takeover I think you better run Or you may be forced to

have Non -consensual bond We swear that we're not a threat Can't forget in the

net Are we having fun yet? Cause you're taking over We're taking over

We're taking over We don't mean to scare ya But we're taking over

I ever needed you to destroy the boy's invention.

Now, if you can hear me, please answer my call.

Mysterious Force, you work in mysterious ways.

Well, that was fun, right?

Happy Danville Day, everyone.

Dad, are you okay?

Hi, Vanessa.

So, tell me, how was Roger your role model?

You know, your essay, the college application.

I read the whole thing.

Dad, I only wrote that because name -dropping the mayor would get me in. Oh,

mean calling Roger your role model was just part of a diabolical scheme?

That's my little girl.

Who puts Almond Brittle in a pie?

Who puts Dunkleberry on a dog?

Huh?

Wow, Ferb, what did we do today?

Are you having fun yet? Cause we're taking over.

We don't mean to scare ya. But we're taking over the tri -state area.

Jake Winkerson here straight out of white collar prison. I'm the man on the

street telling you what is and what isn't. Giant robot takeover. I think you

better run. Or you may be forced to have non -consensual fun.

We swear that we're not a threat.

Just get in the net.

Are we having fun yet? I'm cooking cake and roll.