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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,799 There's 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it. So 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:11,360 the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. 3 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:16,819 Like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel 4 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:17,870 Tower. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,660 Discovering something that doesn't exist or giving a monkey a shower. 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,980 Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain. 7 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:33,250 Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane. 8 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:38,209 As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this 9 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,260 fall. 10 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:44,170 So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all. 11 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:48,330 So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all. 12 00:01:17,779 --> 00:01:24,699 My sweet misguided Francis, your jobs wouldn't exist without us. As they fight 13 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,319 it out. 14 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,060 What's a simp? Settle it over a soccer match? 15 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,060 That's so random. Hmm. 16 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,320 What do you say, Beefy Mustache 55? 17 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,279 Bunch of expertly trained athletic field agents versus some haphazard 18 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,420 scientists? I am in. 19 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,920 Okay, if Love Muffin wins, you have to shave your mustache. 20 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:48,800 How dare you? When we win, you have to shave your head. 21 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,840 Well, when we win, you have to shave Carl. 22 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,120 Please keep me out of this. 23 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,540 Oh, too late, Carl. A deal's a deal. 24 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:00,140 All right, gang. 25 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,940 It's time for us to play. 26 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,000 Can you hit that thing with a stick? 27 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,560 The thing in this case being that rock. 28 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,460 What, may I ask, is this? 29 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:15,259 Can you hit that thing with a stick? Where we, well, try to hit that thing 30 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:15,799 a stick. 31 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,640 I guess I should not knock it until I try it. 32 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,980 Wow! The thrill of hitting that thing with a stick is like no other! 33 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,390 Truth. 34 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,200 throwing sticks at things. That is so not basketball. 35 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,920 Hmm. Whoa. 36 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:44,880 That's weird. I can throw balls no problem. 37 00:02:44,881 --> 00:02:46,119 Watch this. 38 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,039 That kid. 39 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,090 That mosquito. 40 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,960 That hetero -collider. 41 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,880 Huh. Strange we never noticed that. 42 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,880 Now let me try this stick again. 43 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,330 Why? 44 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,640 I know what we're going to do today. 45 00:02:58,641 --> 00:03:01,779 We're going to build a stick -throwing target practice arena. 46 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:02,830 Hey, where's Perry? 47 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,930 Just over there. Okay. Let's go get some supplies. 48 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,870 Super Code Red emergency agent, please. 49 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:23,789 The Super Code Red emergency is that our organization, ALCA, has to square off 50 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:27,810 with the evil scientist organization, Love Muffin, in a soccer game. 51 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,530 And I get to be unpaid water boy. 52 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:32,610 And I would obviously... 53 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,830 Unstoppable athleticism to the team, but I get a little too competitive. 54 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,979 It's, uh, not pretty. Anyway, T, get over there and see what Duke's up to. I 55 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,600 know he'll find some way to cheat. 56 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,550 Hey, 57 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:54,419 the Platypus, how nice of you to showcase your loyalty to me. You're on 58 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:55,459 team, right? 59 00:03:55,460 --> 00:04:00,339 Okay, fine, the Love Muffin team will still be unstoppable. As you know, 60 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,900 a ball is now my forte. 61 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,639 Behold my bring -me -a -ringer -a -maker, which, as you may have deduced, 62 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,879 bring me a superstar soccer player, because, let's be honest, we are 63 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,560 the mind, not the body, obviously. 64 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,339 So our team, you know, needs a little help. Ow! 65 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,770 My bad. 66 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,740 You gotta hit that thing with a stick. 67 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:30,239 Just loosen up your wrist and give it a flick. You gotta hit that thing with a 68 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,290 stick. 69 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,890 Seriously? 70 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:54,099 You're just tossing little slender pieces of wood all day? I'm not upset. 71 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,360 just disappointed in you. 72 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,550 Ah! 73 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,860 Left again! 74 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,820 Everything keeps going left! 75 00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:01,779 I'm cursed. 76 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:07,239 Maybe it's time we go back to the drawing board and... All right, Alka. 77 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,560 for the honor of the agency. 78 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,030 Drill time. 79 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,160 Nope. Agent W pulled a muscle. Get the stretcher. The big one. 80 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,980 Teamwork makes the scheme work. 81 00:05:27,981 --> 00:05:30,819 They even convinced Vanessa to come show her support. 82 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:31,870 Rah, rah. 83 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:36,259 Hank Wiggerson here. In and out of prison so many times I've lost count. 84 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:39,810 out again and I have a compulsive need to report on the first thing I see. 85 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,980 Ooh, a soccer game. That'll do. And it's a beautiful day. 86 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,840 Ultimate contest of good versus evil. 87 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,040 Francis, prepare to shave your upper lip and your intern. 88 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:53,480 You're lucky I'm exercising boundaries. 89 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:58,519 Otherwise, you'd be burnt toast, doofenshmirtz. Oh, yeah, let me 90 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,640 to my little friend. 91 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,820 Christo Fernandez. 92 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:07,620 Soccer is life, but more importantly, happy is life. 93 00:06:07,621 --> 00:06:11,599 Don't give me that look, Francis. You brought Megan Rapinoe. 94 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,700 Uh, yeah. I'm just here because my house is being tented. 95 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:21,360 And your misfortune is our fortune. 96 00:06:24,211 --> 00:06:31,979 Okay, let me get this straight. You're a soccer player turned actor turned actor 97 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:36,039 soccer player? Si, si, si. But those are just three of my dimensions. I have way 98 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:40,989 more to offer. Like, I'm also... definitionally handsome and i'm back in 99 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:46,989 game rah rah yeah yeah listen you're an actor so ah if anyone lightly bumps into 100 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:51,579 you fake an injury do a do a whole soliloquy just sell it Hold on a second. 101 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:55,719 you just want me here to flop? I actually played some professional 102 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,539 yeah, I don't need your life story. Just flop on the ground like a kid throwing 103 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:03,099 a tantrum. Our ref today is Klimpaloon, the magical old -timey bathing suit that 104 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,240 lives in the Himalayas. 105 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,690 Give the ball a kick. 106 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:06,950 Give the ball a kick. 107 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,360 Give the ball a kick. Give the ball a kick. 108 00:07:13,111 --> 00:07:15,199 Give that 109 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:30,379 ball 110 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,160 a kick, man, it's gonna be big. 111 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,470 I really should have scratched. 112 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:46,210 Oh, come on. That goal is not regulation size. Enough of this. 113 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:47,460 Are you serious? 114 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:51,350 Nah. And we're at halftime. Let's talk to the players. 115 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:54,360 Well, I... The important ones. Thoughts on the game so far? 116 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:57,940 Good question. I really feel like I found my character's motivation. 117 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:00,090 What do you mean structural damage? 118 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:04,290 Well, that sounds expensive. And now, a word from our sponsors. 119 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,200 Cupcaps! 120 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:11,200 Just what we need to help Buford hit his target. Almost done. 121 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:14,240 And the second half is underway. 122 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,000 Agent B takes the ball and flutters gracefully down the field. 123 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:26,700 It hurts. It hurts so much. The pain. 124 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,010 The drama. 125 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,970 Everything. I have representation and can also do comedy. 126 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,539 You're overselling it. He was supposed to stay in the game. 127 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,440 No. A house is ready. 128 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,770 Bye. 129 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,939 Ooh, both teams are down a player, but Alka no longer has enough players to 130 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:48,159 continue the match. They may have to forfeit. That is, unless their coach 131 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,079 the game. 132 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,199 Well, Francis, I've been playing this whole time. Are you going to step up, or 133 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,990 do you want to just let me know what shaving cream works best with your skin? 134 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:05,590 Carl, get over here. You're putting me in? No, I need hydration. I'm going in. 135 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:14,110 In the final seconds, Love Muffin, leading by one on a two -on -one 136 00:09:14,111 --> 00:09:17,749 heading toward the keeper. They pass back and forth, forth and back, keeping 137 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,800 paddlers on his toes. 138 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,750 Incredible! The block ties the game. 139 00:09:23,841 --> 00:09:25,749 Hit me! 140 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:26,910 Hit me! I'm open! 141 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,300 legal tackle. 142 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:46,790 Doofenshmirtz gets a chance for a penalty kick to win the game. 143 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:48,650 It's all on you, Doofenshmirtz. 144 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:50,090 Don't blow it. 145 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:58,530 Come on, don't act surprised. I literally just said we're even, 146 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,660 so we have to cheat. 147 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,500 Okay, everyone. 148 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,070 Time to finish helping Buford hit his target. 149 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,850 Aha! Wait, giant hand? 150 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:11,249 That's not nothing, I guess. I'm getting mom. On the count of three, we'll 151 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,490 activate. How many? 152 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:14,860 One. 153 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:16,660 Two. 154 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:44,400 Building the entire city eight inches to the left was just what Pupin needed. 155 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:49,750 Candace, dick. They're throwing dick, sweetie. 156 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,830 But, but, but, but. What the? 157 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,570 No way. How did? What the? 158 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:55,930 You heard the referee. 159 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,200 Tie game. 160 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,510 This is Jink Wiggerson going back to prison. 161 00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:10,869 Spursmanship, fine. 162 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,850 Okay, 163 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,590 fine. 164 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:19,599 Well, I have to admit, that game reminded me how important Love Muffin is 165 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,100 Alka to stay motivated. 166 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:25,699 And it reminded me why I'm behind a desk now. My brain is more stable than my 167 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:29,130 brawn. Okay, fine, but you didn't win, so I get to shave your mustache. 168 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,810 You didn't win either, so I get to shave your head. 169 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,780 A bet is a bet. 170 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,740 Do you know what day it is today, gang? 171 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,540 It's a special one. Well, my calendar says it's Red Bull Hot Dog Day. Oh, 172 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:55,340 okay. Let's focus on what Phineas and Ferb want to do. We never do that. 173 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,060 Hey, kids. We're heading to the park for Danville Day. I've got pie. 174 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,040 And a man's giving a grand speech. 175 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,620 Okay. We'll meet you there. 176 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,939 All right, gang. 177 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,580 Danville Day. How can we crank this party up a notch? 178 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,960 Good luck with that. There's already a grand speech. 179 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,850 I don't know. There might be a couple notches up to which we can crank it. 180 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,990 Doofus first finally gets his oven repaired. 181 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:23,899 It's his Danville day like Doogleberry muffins. Norm, can you bring me the 182 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,950 I just printed? 183 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,840 The recipe or the essay? 184 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,760 Essay. Oh, Vanessa's applying for college. 185 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,820 They grow up so fast. 186 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,499 The most positive role model in my life by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. Let's see. She 187 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,340 wrote about me. I'm programmed to show interest. 188 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:47,119 Oh, here it is. Charismatic, inventive, beloved, should -be leader of the entire 189 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,500 tri -state area, my dear Uncle Roger the Mayor. 190 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,780 Wait, what? Why would you choose my brother over me? 191 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,880 Dad? Yes, sir? 192 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,290 Oh, hi, Vanessa. Nothing to see here. 193 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,540 Just hanging out. 194 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:05,929 Whatever. I'm headed to the park to watch Uncle Roger's speech. You want to 195 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,950 with? Roger, Roger, Roger. 196 00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:08,989 Okay, fine. 197 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,790 I just got to take care of a few things. 198 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,280 Ready? 199 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,319 is headed to the Danville Day celebration, which Roger is hosting. 200 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,370 grand speech. 201 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,840 Don't let Duke ruin it. 202 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,780 Did you just bring me here to remind me how great my brother is? 203 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:47,579 Don't be ridiculous, Dad. Just find us a good spot, yeah? I'll be right back. I 204 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:48,599 smell slushy dog. 205 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,980 Now, where's the best view? 206 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:54,759 Graphene door, book depository. Ooh, a jungle gym. I don't know why they call 207 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,780 a jungle gym. It's not very jungly, but I do love a slide. 208 00:13:57,781 --> 00:14:00,849 Whatever they're building is going to disappear. 209 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,090 Mysterious force, why must you be so cruel? 210 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,520 Incredible, Ferb. Wait till Candace gets a load of this. 211 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,250 Ooh, and get a load of that, I shall. 212 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,850 Why don't you keep the kids away? 213 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:14,830 Okay, from up here, I have a clear view. 214 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,230 There are the platypus. 215 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,190 It's not what it looks like. 216 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:23,950 I guess it is what it looks like, though I'm having some trouble. Will it help? 217 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,069 Paralyzed trap. 218 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,609 Anyway, I'm here to teach Vanessa a lesson. Here, look. She thinks Roger is 219 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:37,489 role model. And aside from the strong jaw and the dazzling smile, what has he 220 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:41,509 got? Just a sparkling personality, that's all. And it got me thinking, what 221 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:44,770 made an anator that gave Roger my personality? 222 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,160 Because my personality doesn't sparkle even a little bit. 223 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:54,490 Behold, my duplicate anator. With this, I'll make Roger a cheap imitation of me. 224 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:57,410 Therefore, I'll be Vanessa's role model by default. 225 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,880 By default, my favorite way to win. 226 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:03,280 Welcome to our annual 10 -pill day celebration. 227 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,580 Prepare to be duplicated. 228 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,780 Oh, come on. 229 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,400 His dazzling smile can't be that reflective. 230 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,940 Extra onion. 231 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,520 Extra evil. 232 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,180 I don't know what kind of season that guy. 233 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,260 Okay, wait for him to close his mouth. 234 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,120 That's the one when he smiles. 235 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,580 You don't have to remind me. You'll give me an award for that. 236 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:36,559 Great work, Ferb. These suits will help us build a 237 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,260 continuous carnival ride through the whole city. How much fun is that? 238 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,400 And nothing is more fun than evil. 239 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,100 But why stop at Danville? 240 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:54,020 I know what we're going to do today. Take over the entire Fly State. 241 00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:12,039 And time for what? Talking weird and hunching over like a praying mantis? No! 242 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:17,519 For the beholding! The be -what -ing? Let me explain through a brief flashback 243 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,720 and not -so -brief monologue about my childhood. 244 00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:21,999 Your childhood? 245 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,140 You mean your now -hood. You are a child! 246 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,480 Nevertheless, our long -necked nemesis, your thwarting days are numbered. 247 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,700 Behold! The Bondinator! 248 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:36,059 Get ready, Danville, for the ride of your life. You know, cause it'll last a 249 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,800 lifetime. It's a trap! 250 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,160 No one to stop us. The Tri -State area will be ours! 251 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,860 Happy Daniel Day! 252 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,250 Join the fun! 253 00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:49,279 Or else! 254 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280 Or else? What do you mean, or else? 255 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,260 And again, that's with the accent! 256 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:58,040 Look around, it is a beautiful day. 257 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,580 Come and join us, let's get carried away. 258 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,740 We've got no obligations and the city is ours. 259 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,000 It's like sunshine, rainbows, and a fistful... 260 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,220 By predictable, of course I mean completely predictable. 261 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,120 Care to join the fun? 262 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,860 Fun? These people are trapped. 263 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,860 Come on, Candace, the sister. 264 00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:00,059 Stop calling me that. 265 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,480 I know you can't contain your excitement. 266 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,180 So let me contain it for you. 267 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,680 Curse you, Candace, the sister. 268 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:16,899 Thanks for staying trapped for so long, Perry the Platypus. I really needed to 269 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,280 vent about Vanessa's essay. 270 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,470 This was nice. 271 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,370 Dunkelberry dog? 272 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,650 Oh, oh no. 273 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,970 It's everywhere. 274 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,020 Whoa, whoa. Slow down, girl. Are you okay? 275 00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:02,959 Oh, Vanessa. 276 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,959 You're you. 277 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,319 Everyone's talking in weird accents. My brothers are scheming to take over the 278 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,820 entire Tri -State area with the Naders. 279 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,130 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just say Naders? 280 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,719 Yes. I don't usually like to get involved with this stuff, but if there's 281 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,700 Nader, there's a self -destruct button. 282 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,700 There's always a self -destruct button. That'll take care of it. That easy? 283 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,470 You know what? No time. Gotta stop. 284 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,030 Are you having a good time? 285 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:31,450 Is this your best day ever? 286 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:34,950 Don't you fret, no, cause it's never any fun. 287 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,770 It's gonna go on forever. 288 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:41,050 We're going all the way to entertain you. 289 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:46,669 Not sure why we have to restrain you. Why do you look upset? This isn't good 290 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:50,030 it gets. Are you having fun yet? Cause we're taking over. 291 00:19:52,861 --> 00:20:00,189 Out of white collar prison I'm the man on the street Telling you what is and 292 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:04,869 what isn't Giant robot takeover I think you better run Or you may be forced to 293 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,849 have Non -consensual bond We swear that we're not a threat Can't forget in the 294 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:15,849 net Are we having fun yet? Cause you're taking over We're taking over 295 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:22,170 We're taking over We don't mean to scare ya But we're taking over 296 00:21:22,371 --> 00:21:26,719 I ever needed you to destroy the boy's invention. 297 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,120 Now, if you can hear me, please answer my call. 298 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,980 Mysterious Force, you work in mysterious ways. 299 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,220 Well, that was fun, right? 300 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,540 Happy Danville Day, everyone. 301 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,100 Dad, are you okay? 302 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,399 Hi, Vanessa. 303 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,660 So, tell me, how was Roger your role model? 304 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,880 You know, your essay, the college application. 305 00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:58,019 I read the whole thing. 306 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:01,799 Dad, I only wrote that because name -dropping the mayor would get me in. Oh, 307 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,040 mean calling Roger your role model was just part of a diabolical scheme? 308 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,120 That's my little girl. 309 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:17,740 Who puts Almond Brittle in a pie? 310 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,520 Who puts Dunkleberry on a dog? 311 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,790 Huh? 312 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,280 Wow, Ferb, what did we do today? 313 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,940 Are you having fun yet? Cause we're taking over. 314 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:37,000 We don't mean to scare ya. But we're taking over the tri -state area. 315 00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:40,839 Jake Winkerson here straight out of white collar prison. I'm the man on the 316 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,979 street telling you what is and what isn't. Giant robot takeover. I think you 317 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:48,240 better run. Or you may be forced to have non -consensual fun. 318 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,819 We swear that we're not a threat. 319 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,080 Just get in the net. 320 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,710 Are we having fun yet? I'm cooking cake and roll. 321 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:59,310 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26461

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