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Thank you.

Come on, guys.

Where the hell are you?

Screw it.

Time waits for no man.

Neither do I.

Guys, is that you?

Yeah, what?

No, you... Sorry, you just scared me for a second.

No, nothing.

Don't worry about it.

Look, where are you guys?

I thought we were meeting all at the parking lot in the forest.

You're headed there already?

Fine. How do I get to there from the beach?

On foot, okay.

Follow the red arrows.

Yeah, okay, I got it.

Alright, I'll meet you there, okay?

Alright, bye.

I have to find the key first. Where is it?

I can't remember if door frame or not.

I'll check the door frame. Come on, guys.

Who's house is this?

A friend of my parents. They hired a caretaker to look after it while they

away in Aruba, but I guess they got held up at the airport or something, and my

parents told them I'd watch the place. I told them only if I could bring my

friends. They just said no boys.

Sorry, Donna.

Hey, more fun for us.

Bingo!

Caretaker must have left already.

So no creepy old man to spoil our fun then? Nope.

Patience is not a strong suit. Yeah, we're getting that.

Hey!

It's about time.

Those were the worst directions ever.

Oh, whatever.

Guys, this is my friend Jill, my old roomie from college.

Hi. I'm Jen. This is Donna and Tiffany.

Hi. You can call me Tiff. Hey.

Kim, thanks for inviting me.

Oh, my pleasure.

Let's go on in.

Okay, this is nice.

You've never been here before? No, it's my first time.

Nice. This is sweet.

Oh, I see the pool.

Let's go get the rest of the stuff from the car.

Well, I mean, I've got all my stuff here already. If you guys want to go get

everything set up, I can make you some drinks. Yay!

Uh, sure. There should be a bar around here somewhere.

Oh no!

I feel like something's got me! It's dragging me towards the pool! The

The horror!

She says she wants to get wet as soon as she got here.

What?

you just make sure she doesn't drown.

Okay. Those two are crazy. Yeah, that's one word for it.

Tell me about this Jill.

Oh, as I said, she's an old friend from school.

Why'd you invite her along?

She went through some rough times. I thought this might cheer her up.

What happened?

Nothing happened. She's just an old friend.

You know I can hear you guys, right?

Sorry.

I was just curious.

It's all right.

I've wanted to know who Kim's other friends were for a while. I'm glad to

finally meet you guys.

Wine coolers?

Uh, later. Thanks.

I'll have a wine cooler.

What's up?

Enough swimming for one day.

Anyone hungry?

Munchies again?

Why, whatever do you mean?

There's a barbecue over there.

I'll get it lit.

I'm sure you will.

We've got the usual, hamburgers, hot dogs.

Sounds good, but if you guys don't mind, I think I'm going to lay down for a

little while.

I'm a lot more tired than I thought I was.

That's okay.

Yeah, we'll let you know when the food's ready.

Thanks.

I guess she's just tired from all the walking.

I guess.

Come on, help me get those burgers and hot dogs out of the...

Love nuns in different forms and I chose the wrong kind.

I treated you like gold and you took the whole mine.

You gave me nothing back and called me a spoiled child.

I cut you too much slack and you ran.

and show

That was incredible.

I could not eat another bite.

Are all the hot dogs gone? Done and gone.

That was incredible, Donna.

You are a master at the grill.

Hail to the chef.

Hail, hail.

Cheers. Thank you.

How are you feeling?

A lot better now. I think I just needed to get some food in me.

That's good.

So what do we do for fun around here, Kim? Any cards or board games?

There should be some.

What's on deck for this evening?

That's what we're trying to decide.

I have an idea.

What's that?

It's in my bag. I'll be right back.

Very mysterious.

Tic -tac -toe.

Barrel of monkeys.

Twister. Now we're talking.

Is that a...

I know, I saw the movie.

Um, well, I wasn't expecting this.

Yeah, that's, uh, different.

Why, what?

I found it on the beach.

Cool.

Come on, we have to sit in a circle for all of it to work.

to summon ghosts or something.

Yeah, isn't that cool?

Come on. It's just a game. It'll be fun.

I don't like being scared.

Okay, what do we do? Hold hands or something? Yeah, hold hands. That's not

hand.

Come on, guys. Let's be serious for this to work.

Seriously? Jen, please.

Okay. What do we do?

All right.

This is the planchette.

We place it on the board and we each touch it with our fingertips.

Then we ask a question.

And if the spirits are in a generous mood, they'll spell out their answer on

board. At least according to Google, anyway.

That's it?

That's it.

Yeah, that's what I saw in the movie.

Plus bloody murder.

What?

Alright, we'll keep it simple at first.

Does anybody have a question they're dying to know the answer to?

I might have one.

Okay, what do I need to do?

Just ask.

Okay.

Oh, spirit of the Ouija board, please, please, please tell me.

Who wrote the Book of Love?

Jen! Hey, sorry.

It's moving.

Keep your fingers on it.

No.

I don't think it wants to answer your stupid question.

That was so cool.

All right.

Let's try another one.

Okay.

I have one.

Are you a good spirit?

Uh -oh.

That's a no.

I don't like this.

Come on.

Anyone else?

Oh, I have another one. Nothing stupid.

Okay.

Oh, spirit of the Ouija board, how did you die?

U -N -G -R -Y.

Hungry?

Weird. I don't like this.

It's just a game.

Yeah, don't worry. One of the girls is spelling that stuff.

If you say so.

Yeah. Where are you... Do the thing!

Oh, spirit of the Ouija board, whatever, where are you from?

H -U -N -G

-R -Y.

Hungry? Looks like this board has a one -track mind.

Whoa.

D -I -E.

Okay, I don't want to do this anymore.

Maybe we should stop. Keep your fingers on it.

Okay.

Wait. Something's happening. Yeah.

Okay, everybody keep your fingers on it. Everybody close your eyes and

concentrate.

Maybe we should stop.

Come on, let's keep going.

Keep your fingers on it.

I don't know, I don't like this.

Who will be the first to die? Jill!

Stop it, Jill. Come on, we have to let it finish.

Okay,

fuck this.

Yeah.

Nothing's happening anyway.

Fear must have left.

I think so.

What on earth was that?

Maybe it was a ghost.

No way.

A non -believer, huh?

Look, it's a stupid game. I'm bored. What do you guys want to do tonight?

I don't know.

I don't like this.

Yeah, I'm out of here.

Hello? Daddy, it's me.

Did I wake you?

No, sweetheart.

I'm working late tonight.

Something wrong?

I don't know.

Maybe I've had a terrible dream.

Dreams can be a doorway to the unconscious mind.

I've told you that before.

Tell me about it.

I guess I should back up a bit. I was at the beach and I...

I found this Ouija board in the water.

Haven't I told you not to fool around with those things?

It's just a game, Dad.

At least, I thought it was.

Go on.

Well, we were playing for a bit, and then the board started shaking like

Really?

I've never heard of such a thing.

Dad, you have to believe me.

Well, I believe you.

I'm just not familiar with that type of manifestation.

I'll need to do some research.

In my dream, there was a shark.

I don't know if it's connected or not.

I'll look into it. If I come up with anything, I'll let you know.

Okay.

And no more fooling around with the occult.

I know.

Thanks, Dad.

What about here?

Sure, this seems as good a spot as any.

Okay, I'll just get this up.

Uh, are you sure you want to eat now?

Wouldn't you rather eat after we swim?

I skipped breakfast.

It's no big deal.

Besides, I'd like to catch some rays.

Oh, yeah.

You should totally do that.

I mean, we can do whatever you like.

What was that thing that parents said about swimming and eating?

Something like you shouldn't swim right after you eat or whatever?

Something about getting cramps.

Yeah, I think that was it.

been debunked.

But is it true?

I think you should look up what debunked means.

Crackers. What?

Uh, do you want some crackers?

Sure.

You got some.

It happened to me as well.

Pardon?

So,

Cass, I wanted to ask you something.

Normally all of your friends are around, and I never really get the chance to

ask you anything alone.

So I thought I'd ask you now.

Ask me something? Like what?

Well... You know, we went to prom together, right?

I know. I was there.

Well, I don't know how you felt about things.

You know, since we've known each other for such a long time.

What are you so nervous about?

Well, you know how it is.

Not at this particular moment. No, I have no idea.

Well, I wanted to ask you... What the hell is that?

You wanted to ask me what the hell is that?

What the hell is what?

Oh my god, is that a shark?

Or a goat?

Thank God. It's going after him first.

Hey, shark ghost thingy.

You already ate.

Please, go away now.

You don't see every day.

What do you want to hit?

Here, Sharky, Sharky, Sharky! This is some good shit!

Whoa.

Personal space, dude.

Want to hit?

That is so cool.

Some sort of air balloon or something?

I suspect you're a figment.

Oh, my head.

Donna's still sleeping?

She went out for a run. Really?

A run.

Oh, run.

Please tell me there's more coffee.

Kitchen.

Hey, have you guys seen my Ouija board?

I don't know. It should be over there.

Look, it's not there.

Well, that's where we left it last night.

Did somebody move it?

No. Well,

I want it back.

Well, maybe Donna moved it when she went for her run.

Well, it's not there now.

Yeah, I don't know where it is.

Did one of you guys take it?

We didn't touch the stupid thing. It's not stupid. Okay, it's probably around

here somewhere.

Okay, we'll ask Donna when she gets back.

For now, we'll probably feel better once we have some breakfast.

Yeah, she's right. Sorry, Jill.

It's fine. I didn't mean it.

Uh, there's pancake mix in the pantry, and there should be some bacon and

sausages in the freezer.

The freezer's empty.

That pancake mix is like a million years old. I already checked.

So no brekkie?

Well, there's coffee and milk and what we ate last night.

No brekkie.

Well, that won't stand.

There's a store some miles back.

I'll go get some groceries and bring back some breakfast.

Any food allergies I should be aware of? No, I'll go.

It's my fault. I should have made sure we were well stocked. I can go. It's

fine. We'll make sure the table's at least clear when you get back. Damn

it will.

I'll be back soon.

Bye.

Here's something.

As a spirit animal, a shark may take on many meanings, representing the most

primal and ancient instincts.

One choosing such an animal as their totem must also be prepared for the

spirit's unpredictability and its desire to hunt.

Why would anyone want to summon a shark?

Sharks are masters of survival, and their power is unmatched.

Manifesting such a spirit is ill -advised.

Three card spread.

Passed.

Present and future.

Le monde.

The world.

For me, that's the pill.

The diable.

The devil.

That must be the shark.

The mort.

Death.

What the hell is that doing here?

Hell no.

Excuse me, officer?

Yes, ma 'am. How may I be of service?

It's my daughter, Kathy.

She went out with a friend and we haven't heard from her all day.

That's terrible.

I'll make some notes.

How old is your daughter, ma 'am?

She's 18.

She went out with a boy.

Supposedly they went to Sarsaparilla Trail for a picnic or something.

Well, you know how kids are.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, if they got caught up in fun, they might have lost track of time.

Have you tried phoning her? Yes, of course.

She's always using her phone.

It's unusual for her to not answer, but I haven't been able to reach her.

Okay.

I'll get you to go down to the station and fill out some paperwork.

How long has she been missing?

A few hours.

Oh. Well, technically, she's not a missing person until she's been gone for

So you can't do anything?

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll get you to do that paperwork, and I'll give you my card.

If you hear anything, you keep me informed, and we'll do the same.

Okay. Thanks, Officer.

Hey, Jed.

Where are you?

I'm in the middle of a case.

It had better be a police case and not a case of beer.

I need you to get down to Sarsaparilla Trail.

Oh, come on.

I'm doing something.

What's so important?

Missing teens.

You get your butt down there, or I'll forget that my wife is your sister and

fire your sorry ass.

Fine.

God dang it.

What's your problem now, Jed?

It's my dumb brother -in -law.

He wants me to go down and check out Sarsaparilla Trail.

So what?

I'm on my lunch hour.

You've been here for an hour and a half already.

That's not the point.

I'm the lawman.

As far as I'm concerned, you deserve a little bit of leeway.

Besides, I work hard for this city.

Since when?

That'll be enough out of you.

Another beer, if you please.

I thought you were leaving.

Soon enough.

Sarsaparilla Trail's just right over there.

Ain't nobody gonna get killed over one beer.

Besides, why do I get stuck with all the crap jobs?

Why can't my dumb brother -in -law go and check out the...

Stupid sarsaparilla trail.

But you're practically already there.

You know, I come here for a sympathetic year.

And all I get is grief.

I don't even know why I come here.

I assume it's because you're always trying to look down my shirt.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Guess I'll see you at church on Sunday.

See you then.

What the hell?

If you want the groceries.

Hey, Daddy, what's up?

You have to find out who that board originally belonged to.

I believe they've used it to entrap an animal spirit.

How am I supposed to do that?

We didn't even find the board this morning.

What? Find that board.

I'm going to consult a medium.

I'll let you know if I learn more.

I still have no way to find out who the original owner is.

Jill, you've denied it for years, but your family has a history with the

That's probably why the board was drawn to you in the first place.

Okay, but... That fan connection will help you find the owner.

All right. If you say so.

Bye, Daddy.

is that no -good hillbilly brother -in -law of mine up to now.

Voicemail?

That man is chained to his desk next to him, I assume.

What the hell is going on around here?

This way, Harry!

Is it behind us? I don't know. Well, is it still following us? I don't know,

Tiffany. For God's sake, calm down.

I don't see it.

Good. Okay.

If we're going to get out of this thing, we have to stay quiet. What the hell is

going on? It's a flying ghost shark for crying out loud. That kind of thing

doesn't happen.

I know, I know.

Ghost sharks?

Who even thought that was a thing?

We have to stay quiet, okay?

We don't want that thing to hear us. Do you know where it came from?

I think it came out of the Ouija board that we've been using.

What?

The Ouija board. I think we somehow summoned it out of the board.

I... that was just some game.

I know. Me too.

Who knew?

What are we going to do?

All right.

First things first.

We gotta get the hell out of here.

Listen.

Get down.

That was close.

Okay.

If Ugly's going that way...

We're going that way. Got it.

You can't sneak up on people like that.

Where did you get that?

It's controlled by the board.

I mean, who the hell are you? I know about the board.

It belongs to me.

The spirit of the shark is placed within it by me.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Crazier than what you've seen today?

I guess not.

Well, my father says you're the only one who can stop it.

Perhaps. I have doubtful powers that I shouldn't have. I tapped into elemental

forces and tried to control them, but you cannot control the fear of brutality

of a great white shark, even one that's passed through the land and living.

Well, can we use the board to send it back where it came from? I don't know.

I can't believe this is happening.

It's all true. The shark's killed now, and we'll keep killing it unless I can

return it to the board.

Well, we have to do something.

Where'd she go?

You've come to the right place, Anthony.

I can feel the otherworldly forces all dancing around you. You can save the

dramatics for the rubes. I just need to know if there's a way to help my

daughter.

The future is often difficult to see.

Always changing.

However, the present is less of a challenge.

Your daughter is in danger.

Right now.

The beast is hunting her.

What can we do to stop it?

There must be something.

I will try to distract it, but if it becomes aware of our interference, it

turn its attention towards us.

We have to take that chance.

We'll be safe as long as I break contact with the crystal ball before it moves

our way.

Okay. Do what you must.

I didn't think that was going to work.

What's happening?

What do you see?

Patience. I've never done anything like this before.

The strain is incredible.

Of course.

I'm sorry.

But a shark... The shark is watching.

No. You have to distract it.

Doing so would only put us in peril.

Hey!

Over here!

Fresh meat!

Come on, you son of a...

told me there'd be days like this.

How's that noise?

What the hell is that thing?

I don't think you'd believe me if I told you. It looked like some sort of flying

ghost shark.

Okay, maybe you would believe me. Is it still out there?

No, I think the board boarded it off.

The board?

What the hell are you talking about? Listen, I can explain everything. Just

follow me, okay?

You got a permit for that gun?

How is this possible?

Magic.

That makes me feel so much better.

What are we going to do?

Look, we have the chance to end this now, okay?

But you're going to have to do what I say.

This is crazy.

Pull yourself together, all right?

There's got to be a way for the board to get us out of this.

Where's the planchette?

Use this.

Come on.

Is there anybody out there that can help us?

The shark!

Is there anybody there?

Dad?

That means... Oh god, not you too.

I love you too, Daddy.

Goodbye.

Oh no!

I'm dead!

to use my occult training.

Mystic Shield!

What

happened?

Did he win?

I can't tell.

What's stronger than a shark?

Having a human spirit.

For my dad, you aquatic douchebag.

That takes care of that.

Scurrying with Ouija boards is a terrible idea.

No, duh.

I could use a drink.

You?

And some sushi.

What is it?

It's me.

Mission accomplished.

Everything on the eastern coast has been completed.

The project appears to have been a success.

Right, right, right. I got it.

How did the experiment go?

It's really, really, really important.

The experiment went very well, sir.

We can expect that very soon, it can go worldwide.

Excellent. Prepare phase two of Operation Wicked Dark.

It's going to be huge.

Now everybody's dead. It's the Ouija shot.

with some friends. Boring kittens getting frisky. Not a single pair in

One by one they'll fall.

He will eat them all.

Big or small.

What's happening again?

Now you've summoned something from the deep. Something dark and something mean.

Now everybody's dead. It's the Ouija shot.

Something mean. Now everybody's dead.

Now you've summoned something from the deep. Something dark and something mean.

Now everybody's dead.

Everybody's dead. Fuck you, fish face.