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Hikaru.

Want to lie on my lap?

Yeah.

CAN THESE COMEDIANS RESIST TEMPTATION?

DEATH KISS

A CHEAP KISS MEANS ELIMINATION

She doesn't need two boyfriends!

Wow.

WHO WILL BECOME THE MALE LEAD?

Noda's at his limit, isn't he?

-Yeah, he is. -Let me go!

Let go of me!

A torture room.

What kind of torture?

He's good at this stuff.

Those eyes work here.

They won't work if a girl comes.

-Wait a minute… -Get in!

-What torture is this? -Sit!

This is just scary.

Hey, what's going on here?

He's still at it.

Yeah, he generally thinks everything's a drag.

So annoying.

All that planning almost went to waste.

You morons can't even follow directions!

It's these two.

I'll give you one last chance.

Do whatever it takes next time

and kiss them.

One last chance.

Your lives depend on it.

-Oh, no. -No wonder he's the face of Office Kitano.

Then promise me this.

Don't put Hikaru in any more danger.

I feel so bad for Karin.

Please spare Kazuya.

They really like them.

You brats.

Think about the position you're in.

You don't have a choice here.

He's really scary.

Either kiss them or die, you idiots.

So scary.

-The founder. -The founder.

Huh? He's crying.

-Huh? -What's this?

What's wrong?

Forgive me.

-Huh? -Huh?

Brother.

Brother?

-Another plot line. -Wait a second.

After today, it'll all be over.

-Huh? -What does he mean?

What?!

KISS OR DIE

Who's a friend and who's a foe?

The plot's getting bigger.

EPISODE FOUR: BURDENED BY DESTINY

What are you scheming?

The founder.

Which one is worse?

Yes, Brother.

Hold on there, Dad.

It's me.

Yeah, it is his dad.

Let's begin.

-That's the founder. -Yeah.

Oh, he's never seen him before.

She's here!

Now that Karin's here, his face will change.

-Karin. -He ordered her to get a kiss.

Karin.

What's going on here?

Tell me.

Talk is pointless.

She's my pawn.

But because of you,

she's begun finding her own free will.

What does he mean?

Her love for him has…

To ensure my pawn does her part,

I've made some adjustments.

What does that mean?

Karin.

-Do it. -Karin.

Yes, Master Kanbayashi.

She's different from before.

You're with them, Karin?

Now I see.

So sad.

These two are gonna get awakened now too.

Hey, what's going on here?

How long will he act like this?

Probably the whole time.

The whole time?

Sorry.

If you don't want to die,

kiss her.

What the hell?

You're not making sense, Dad!

Snap out of it, Karin.

-And this side's pure. -What is this, Karin?

What are you trying to do?

-She's changed. -Stop it.

That's not the Karin who loved you.

Hey, Hikaru.

You won the T-1 Grand Prix,

where the winner is the person who trains the strongest body, right?

The what?

Back then, there was a debate about what's considered exercise, right?

It caused an uproar.

I was dragged into that debate too.

I've been doing normal exercises,

but people say it's sex.

What are you talking about?

He has a sex firewall.

-Right? -Against her advances.

A sex firewall, huh?

So, can you take a look?

He's not good at blocking this stuff out.

Let's settle the debate.

Then I'll start with squats.

It's like whether or not his comedy qualifies as Manzai.

That's exercise.

This is exercise?

Yeah, without a doubt.

Okay. Next.

What about this?

That's sex.

It's exercise.

That's sex.

The cowgirl.

I'm exercising.

The cowgirl with vertical thrusts.

So stupid.

Next.

Is this exercise?

Karin.

Is this exercise or sex?

-Which is it? -Well?

This has to be exercise.

Which is it?

Which is this?

She's cute.

This isn't exercise.

His eyes.

It's a kiss.

This isn't exercise.

It's how sex begins.

He's looking up. He can't look at her.

Just calling it a kiss wasn't enough.

This isn't…

how sex starts.

It's already begun.

Karin. Are those your fingers?

Karin!

Oh, no! This is bad!

Noda!

Ears are your weakness, aren't they?

Karin!

Karin!

Is Terajima really watching?

And with that face?

Don't show him this!

What are you doing?

What's happening here?

Let me go already.

Nothing's been making sense.

Kiss me using this.

What is it?

-Breast pudding? -So stupid.

It's breast pudding.

What's she doing with that?

He tried to act cool and serious until now. What will he do?

Stick out your tongue.

His tongue?

-His tongue? -What is this tension?

What is this?

This seriously sucks!

Still acting cool? He's still going with that?

Just lick it, right?

Acting cool won't work here.

How would he even do it?

They're connected.

Yeah, they are. How will he react?

This is so stupid.

He says as he licks it.

Kazuya, don't lick so much.

He's watching her!

Nice.

This is so damn stupid!

He's doing it while he's angry.

Wow, Kazuya.

Don't lick it so much, Kazuya!

Is this fun for you?

It feels so violent, yet gentle.

I don't understand.

Kazuya.

This pudding

has a drug that makes you want to kiss someone.

-Huh? -Oh, no.

It's working, isn't it?

Oh, my.

No.

This time,

instead of the breasts,

go for my lips.

-Huh? -Oh, no.

-Is the drug working? -Huh?

It is, isn't it?

He's acting like it is.

See?

My head hurts.

His head hurts!

What is this?

The drug has side effects.

You're not gonna kiss me?

I said I wouldn't.

He hasn't lost to the drug yet. He won't kiss her.

He's definitely fighting the drug.

Now we're here in this outlandish world.

It's your favorite protein shake.

-Isn't that a baby bottle? -Crazy role-play.

Milk isn't a protein shake.

Hikaru.

Want to lie on my lap?

Yeah.

So, that's what he likes.

Just for you.

She's setting him free.

What are you about to do, Karin?

I can pretty much guess though.

You're madly in love with me now, so you can't run away.

-Yeah. -That's actually true.

Okay, come here.

He went.

-Can I? -This is just…

His charisma's dead.

Man, I don't want to see this.

Don't die!

No, stop!

This might be a first for me.

I believe him.

Okay, then.

He doesn't have that reputation.

Here's your protein shake.

-Oh, I hate this! -It's over.

Is it good?

Oh, what a good boy.

One of Yoshimoto's charismatic men has fallen.

-Farewell. -I'm shocked.

Oh, his ears again.

She's going for his ears.

I'm actually gonna get hard, Karin.

Karin, I'll get hard.

-"It'll get hard." -I'm serious.

That idiot.

Stop!

The best comfort there is.

-Oh, no. -Here you go.

Whoa.

It's even worse since it's his first time on a lap.

If you're happy, you can say so.

I'm happy.

I want this to last forever.

I can't with this guy.

Take these off already.

You're such a wimp, Kazuya.

I've never been a wimp.

-You loser. -She's calling him a wimp?

What?

If you're not a wimp, then kiss me.

He's trying to act cool again.

I'm not a wimp.

Wimp.

He's in trouble.

-She called him a wimp. -"I'm not a wimp."

I'm not a wimp.

His eyes.

This is…

You're such a wimp!

I don't get it.

-I don't get it. -What a wimp!

He broke character there for a second.

You're being such a wimp.

This is bad!

-He's in serious trouble. -Hold on…

You're nothing but a spineless wimp now.

I'm not a wimp.

Watch out.

He's like Atsuro Watabe.

Just accept that you're a wimp,

and let's kiss.

Oh, they're about to do it.

And then…

I'll make you feel really, really good.

You'll look lame if you give up and kiss here.

It's only cool if it comes from him.

Dammit…

His hands went around her.

They wrapped around her! Oh, no!

Stay strong.

What was that?

What?

Are you moving in for a kiss?

I'm not!

Isn't this enough?

This was all planned.

What?

I'm blocking the camera's line of sight.

I see.

I'll take your restraints off now.

Oh, she's letting him go.

But I'm impressed you noticed.

It's all part of the plan.

I'm not a wimp.

You're amazing, Kazuya.

Of course. I knew all along.

All he says is "this sucks" and "wimp."

Kazuya.

We're going to run away now.

Yeah, let's go. This is crazy.

This is an issue.

Yeah, It's not going well.

Hikaru.

This position is part of the plan.

She's letting him go too.

I'm blocking the camera's line of sight.

Oh, I get it.

I'm not really brainwashed.

Really?

They almost fed me the drug, but I spit it out without them seeing.

Oh, really?

Hurry and kiss him already.

Next one. Go.

Who's that?

Well, well. Am I interrupting?

-A new assassin! -You two are…

Seducing Crystal Noda, huh?

So macho.

Someone like you can't get a kiss from him.

Since you're not that great of a catch.

Their next attempt's here.

Watch what you say.

These two are always making fun of me.

You bastards.

Apparently you've been working hard within our sect,

saying you want to be an actress or something.

You can't even get a bit part!

Oh, no, he's insulting them.

Even if that's true, if I keep at it and try hard--

It's futile.

Don't you see?

You're at the bottom of the bottom.

It's impossible to rise from the bottom to the top.

Isn't that right, Noda?

Oh, it parallels his career.

People can rise to the top…

even from the very bottom!

Some at the bottom are ridiculed,

but they never stop believing in themselves.

They stick to things like an idiot instead of giving up.

Those people can reach the top too.

Nice.

What are they doing?

This part's a mystery to me.

Hey.

Show us Kazuya.

Are you sure, Master Kanbayashi?

What?

Isn't he your son?

Who cares about that?

This man…

doesn't care what happens to others.

Oh, Holy Founder.

Right, Kanbayashi?

To you, these men are just--

Holy Founder.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Is Kanbayashi the mastermind?

Is he controlling the founder?

Ibuki!

An assassin here too?

Ryuji.

Why are you here?

Is this the man she had her first kiss with?

I'm here to take you back.

What?

I'd never get back with a violent man like you.

What?!

You'd be so cool if you fought here!

He should act cool here!

Hold it.

Hey, stop that.

So lame.

So, it's you.

Who are you?

Huh? This doesn't involve you.

I'm Kazuya, her childhood friend.

Are you the one?

The one who violently took her first kiss?

-Well? -It's true.

Look at Ibuki right now.

She's scared of you.

Oh, I see.

You don't know, do you?

This girl

likes it when I hit her.

Man, the worst kind of man.

She gets turned on by it.

That's not true.

I was just under his control.

You're a real scumbag, aren't you?

You enjoy doing that stuff?

Don't you see that's why Ibuki left you?

He's in character.

You know, women…

love it when you control them.

That's what makes them happy.

You think so too, right?

What?

You shouldn't think like that.

-You can do it. -It's your chance.

What do you think then?

When I think of women,

-I feel nothing but gratitude. -Gratitude?

What?

-So lame. -So lame.

Isn't this a key moment?

-Gratitude? What? -You lack gratitude toward women.

That's why guys like you exist.

Don't forget your gratitude!

Women are just objects.

Why would I need to feel grateful?

That hurt!

Seriously.

A shithead like you

should leave Ibuki alone!

I…

will protect Ibuki.

She belongs to me.

She's not yours.

In that case,

how about we fight?

Fight me.

Yeah, fine by me.

If both your hands touch the ground,

I'll take Ibuki.

If you can withstand me,

you win.

Simple, right?

You don't have to do this, Kazuya.

This sucks.

There it is!

You know it's coming whenever he looks up.

Now I can tell when he'll say it.

Yeah, I'll take you on.

You have guts.

-Yeah. -Kazuya.

-Here goes. -Come at me.

Kazuya!

-His hands! -Oh, no.

Is that all you've got? Huh?

Great, I'm not done yet!

Kazuya!

What's the matter?

I didn't feel a thing.

I've got more.

Hey, come here!

What's the matter?

Your hands are about to touch the ground!

Nice.

You'll die!

Hey, don't worry.

It's both hands, right?

I have one hand up.

Hey, what's wrong?

Dammit.

Why isn't it working?!

They're still up!

They're both still up.

What the hell?

That felt amazing!

Hey, listen up!

Ibuki…

doesn't need two boyfriends!

-He's acting the part. -Still lame though.

He says he's her boyfriend.

I love this man.

What's with you two?

So dumb.

Seeing you two really killed the mood.

He lost patience.

Have a good life, idiots.

That's how he won?

It happens.

Kazuya!

Oh, that's nice.

Can I touch the ground now?

Yeah, sure.

It's okay now, Kazuya.

I could see a kiss here.

It's possible.

Yeah.

Didn't I tell you?

Oh, he's gonna do it!

I said I'd protect you.

Kazuya.

We're childhood friends, after all.

Thank you.

I know a charm that can get rid of the pain.

What?

-Pain, pain, fly away. -The charm.

It's happening.

Oh, no.

-He's gonna do it. -Don't do it!

This is his ideal situation.

Oh, no! His legs are floating up.

Huh?

He resisted?

I'm gonna borrow your lap.

It's a full course.

A full course for Shimasa.

He's getting everything he wants.

You…

have been acting cheeky with me.

All right.

-Let's fight. -They're fighting too.

We're going to win

and show you that a small-time comedian and actress have no worth.

Hey.

Bring it.

-Noda used to be a small-time comedian. -Who is this guy?

Chickening out?

Oh, arm wrestling.

Simple.

They're pretty strong too though.

This guy here

is the strongest arm wrestler in our sect.

Small-time comedians

are just a pack of boring shitheads.

Enough chatter.

Let's get to it, you phony bastard.

Get him.

The genre suddenly changed.

Hikaru, don't push yourself too hard.

I'm not hurt by what these people said.

Nice body.

That moment was improvised.

Trust me. I'll win no matter what.

Yeah, he has to win.

This is ad-libbed too.

All right, here we go.

Crush him.

Hikaru, good luck.

Hey, stop whining and let's go.

Come at me.

Ready?

Fight!

You don't have to.

Hey, is that all you've got?

I knew it. Small-time comedians are all talk.

You trust those laughs?

There's no point in obsessing over them.

It's okay now, Hikaru.

Go home

and write some jokes that no one will like!

Hikaru, it's a battle of will!

Dammit…

I gotta believe in myself!

I was ridiculed

and embarrassed in front of everyone.

But if you keep trying and don't give up…

You tell them!

…anyone can be a champion!

You can do it, Hikaru!

Is that all you've got?

Go for it, Hikaru!

It's like an action manga!

I won't lose to a guy like this!

Go!

He won!

-He won! -He won!

He won!

-He won't lose! -Who is this guy?

Let's get out of here!

-Wow. -She's really happy.

See?

You're amazing, Hikaru.

Thank you.

Hikaru.

Even someone like me, who was at rock bottom,

can reach the top.

Will he do it?

I…

admire you.

Nice line.

-Oh, no. -Will they kiss?!

Oh, no.

This is checkmate!

-Oh, no! -They're doing it!

Great Brother shall now speak.

The founder.

That was close.

I…

no longer have words to share.

What?

Let's…

stop lying, Kanbayashi.

What does he mean?

The video quality's not great.

Can you cut the broadcast?

My powers aren't real!

My real name

is Kotaro Mizuta.

Cut the broadcast right now.

I'm the younger brother of Seishiro Mizuta, who was murdered.

-Brother. -He mentioned a brother!

Don't kiss.

That's exactly what these guys want!

Cut the broadcast already!

How long must we live in fear?

This isn't what my brother wanted.

My brother

was killed by him!

I said to cut it already!

It's true.

-I'm… -Cut the broadcast!

Are you serious?

-What's going on? -"Are you serious?"

My dad killed him?

Was this sect a lie all along?

-He's in character. -Nice. That was pretty good.

That's a protagonist.

What were we putting our faith into?

We were fooled.

This one's basically Hiroshi Fujioka.

He was using both of us, Hikaru.

-The climax is coming up. -Dammit!

Hikaru.

-Let's run while we can. -Yeah.

-Even the way he talks. -It's basically Hiroshi Fujioka.

Let's run.

Kazuya, let's run.

So Karin and Ibuki were tricked too.

Everyone was.

-Will he say it? -He's looking up.

Every single one of them sucks!

Now's our chance.

Nice.

He was a protagonist just now.

Don't let him get away!

Yes, sir.

Kazuya!

Stop, let us go!

Let us go!

He's here!

Who's that? Get rid of him!

Wow.

Whoa, that's cool.

That's really cool.

Who are you?

The car's parked downstairs.

Run for it!

Could it be?!

Let's go.

Let's run, Kazuya.

Wow.

Who is that guy?

Go already!

That was awesome.

"That was awesome!"

Shimasa kept looking over at him.

Please make it in time.

Oh, it's 005!

You won't get away with this, you bastard.

This is bad.

The facility is being surrounded.

What?

It's the National Defense Force.

You asked the government for help?!

You don't get it, do you?

They're not here…

to save us.

They're here to erase us.

It seems the government

wants to cover up their involvement with this cursed research.

What did you say?

The time for atonement has come.

Let's descend to hell together.

Huh?

The scope of the story's growing huge.

Wow.

They're massacring the followers?

Are Shimasa and them okay?

Over here.

What a scenario.

It's okay to move into a kiss here.

That's true.

We'll be okay here.

Classic Shimasa.

Even after all of that,

you look unfazed.

I guess.

That might just be an act though.

He's still acting cool.

I'm sorry.

I was lying to you.

It's okay now.

Huh?

Noda.

Both sides are on the run.

Where are we?

Let's leave when we're sure we're not being followed.

Yeah, let's do that.

Damn those guys.

The highest ranking official, Kanbayashi, ordered me to kiss you.

-Kanbayashi… -He mentioned your kiss.

That it holds tremendous power.

My kiss?

I see.

That power.

Oh, it's Kanbayashi.

A father-son battle!

There you are, Kazuya.

Hey, Dad.

What's going on here?

Well, the National Defense Force

needs whatever comes from the kiss you two share.

We'll live if we can hand that over.

I won't kiss Kazuya.

Shut up.

Your kiss will have important results.

Don't believe him.

He's only thinking of his own personal gain.

If our kiss doesn't cause a chemical reaction,

both of us will die.

Oh, right.

That's true.

Shut up, you punk.

Oh, watch out!

Just kiss already!

Stop messing around, Dad!

Who do you think you're talking to?

National Defense Force or not,

we won't kiss for something like that.

You guys are gonna die.

We all will.

Great Brother.

He's acting weird.

Stop that!

Something isn't right.

Run.

I…

was given a drug by Kanbayashi.

Before long,

I'll become a monster who attacks anyone in my sight.

No way…

He regained consciousness for a moment.

Just like that monster

that killed my brother.

That's how his brother died.

Kanbayashi…

Noda.

Noda…

Please stop.

Noda!

No…

007.

-007. -Seven.

007?

You managed to escape that lab.

You're one of the kids

with special powers.

He's 007.

Me?

That's where they connect.

To hide that truth, my brother and I

established this religious sect to serve as camouflage.

Is that true?

But…

That lab

was colluding with Kanbayashi.

Now I understand.

My brother was killed after he found out.

And I…

became his puppet too.

Are you okay?

Hold my hand down.

Noda.

No, 007.

I'm 007?

Your kiss together

will undoubtedly destroy the world.

You must never

give it to them.

These are

the final words

from your sacred founder.

Founder!

Nice last words!

That was good.

Great Brother!

Does that mean

Great Brother sacrificed his life to protect us?

Impressive!

Hey, Noda, do you know a way out?

Show me.

Hey, you…

What? Huh?

-You're infected! -Infected?

Stay back!

You pack mule!

What the hell?

She's changing.

You called her a pack mule?!

That bothered him.

Hikaru!

I'm…

infected.

-You monster! -She'll turn into one.

Target found!

Kill this one! She's infected--

-Oh, no. -Dammit!

The woman's infected!

Take the man alive! Be careful!

What now, Noda?

-Nice face. -Hikaru.

Leave me here.

What will you do?

I'm…

going to attack you soon, Hikaru.

Man, so touching.

-I'll be just like Great Brother. -So sad.

So run away.

Go, Noda!

Now's your chance!

I'm done running.

Karin.

The reason…

you were born

was for us to meet.

Go for it!

To live together…

without anyone controlling you.

That's why you were born.

Nice, a serious man.

His awkwardness is nice.

I wasn't born to be controlled by someone?

Your life is for you alone.

No one else matters.

-That's a great line. -Nice.

Your passion

is why you're standing here today.

So, Karin…

Here it comes.

You don't belong to them.

That was an amazing ad-lib.

That girl's a monster!

Nice face.

We can't let that woman live any longer.

He's fanning the flames.

They're wrong.

If you're gonna shoot, do it!

If you're gonna shoot, shoot me!

You gotta kiss already!

-Hurry! -It's starting!

In the end,

when you told me

that there was meaning to my life,

it made me happy.

That was a nice response.

-It's all ad-libbed. -Wow.

I…

truly loved you.

He has to kiss her!

You just need to be brave!

When we meet…

in our next lives,

let's kiss, okay?

Nice.

Now's the time.

No need to wait until then.

Here it comes!

-Oh, no! -Noda!

It doesn't matter if we were puppets.

It doesn't matter if I die.

Even if the world burns down…

it doesn't matter.

I…

I want to kiss you, Karin.

What a nice look.

You might die, you know.

That's true.

Please…

kill me.

Nice.

-Will they kiss? -He's doing it!

Go for it!

-Nice. -That was good!

That was kind of cool.

-"Kill me with your kiss." -Their shape.

This is kind of nice.

-We're watching a nice film. -Right?

Look at that camera angle.

Hey, are you okay?

What's wrong, Ibuki?

This one might be an issue.

Leave me behind

and run.

Can he manage something cool?

Without your kiss's antibodies,

I'll die for certain.

The same condition.

My kiss's antibodies?

What do you mean?

He's an idiot.

-He doesn't get it. -An idiot.

But you know,

even if we kiss,

the chance that we'll both live

is less than 1%.

There it is!

It's not. Just kiss her, since it'll save her.

This guy's lying.

You don't have to kiss me.

It's fine if I die alone.

What do I do?

I'm sorry, Kazuya.

He's an awkward idiot.

I'm sorry I lied to you until now.

Don't apologize.

There's passion there.

I should've taken better care of myself.

I should've told you my feelings.

Then guys wouldn't have manipulated me,

and I could've avoided this fate.

Like I said,

don't say that.

Next time, you can do the manipulating.

Isn't it infuriating always being the manipulated one?

-Isn't it time now? -It's too late.

I messed up my life.

It's fine.

I'm here.

-He's in character. -He really is. He's gonna go for it.

You were cool through to the very end.

Is it coming?

Thank you.

Is he going for a rough kiss?

Give us a line.

-Ibuki. -He should have a good line here.

I realized something.

-Nice. -What is it?

The reason…

that I'm alive.

It's…

you.

Kazuya…

That was a bit of a letdown.

It was missing something.

I mean, I get it. The timing was perfect.

He had to say something.

What a passionate kiss.

Wow, look at them go!

He's totally in character.

That man would kiss like this.

Right. A rough, passionate kiss.

Oh, no.

Hey, Ibuki!

-Ibuki! -Will she die?

Will she live?

Huh? Which is it?

-Which is it? -Will she live?

What is this?

Karin?

Ibuki!

Karin…

-Which is it? -Are you okay?

Are you okay?

-Which one? -Which one?

Shimasa!

-Ibuki! -Shimasa!

I'm sorry.

Jeez, it didn't work? Kazuya, you won't survive this either.

Hey, what's going on, Dad?

Explain yourself!

Oh, the National Defense Force is here!

-Ibuki! -You bastard!

Hey, Ibuki!

-Ibuki! -Target found!

Change of state from the kiss has been confirmed.

Negative, huh?

Then there's no point in letting him live.

Shimasa got a bad ending.

Hey, got any last words?

This is important. Please land this one at least.

Don't tell me…

This sucks so damn much!

-Right to the very end. -Fire!

He ended with a culmination of how much things sucked.

My body feels hot.

Oh, she's awakening!

Karin.

Wh-What is this?

-Are you okay? -Could it be?

Was the kiss successful?

Are you okay?

-Seize the girl! -Roger!

-Get her! -Stop!

Stop, please!

Get up!

-She awakened. -They were waiting for this.

Karin?

And Noda was the key to making it happen.

Run from that door.

Find the masked man.

The masked man?

I'm sure he'll guide you.

I promise to save you!

-Go! -Dammit!

Nice.

I see.

Our story…

won't end here.

Nice line.

The troops keep coming.

-This is bad. -They're here in force.

They're coming.

005.

-Where is he? -Huh?

-Oh, thank God. -Phew, I was worried it was an enemy.

-He found him. -So macho.

Who are you?

Right, they've never met.

Crystal Noda.

007.

The cast is complete.

-Mamoru nailed that. -Nice.

Are you the masked man?

Nice, this is good.

So cool.

We need your strength.

Don't touch me.

Will you join me

or die here?

Nice.

Looks like you won't give me the details.

-Well, fine then. -Hop in.

It's like a real drama!

Noda's doing great too.

Noda's gotten better in character.

He's improved, hasn't he?

He's growing into a protagonist.

-001. It's up to you. -We're back!

You know, you two seem to be doing well,

but I don't get what's inside me at all.

What's happening to me?

Don't worry.

-You're not the only survivor. -I'm impressed they went into this blind.

-They don't know about each other, right? -They don't.

See? This would make no sense.

I'd make that face too.

See?

Another person?

That's right.

001, meet 007.

Oh, 007. Do you have this?

-So, you're 001? -I'm 001.

I'm 007.

You two are the survivors.

You're acting pretty smug for a guy I just met.

-He looks uncertain. -Right back at you.

Based on our numbers, I'm probably your senior.

Who cares?

-Keep that in mind. -They don't have a script.

Are we sure about this guy?

What's with him?

Is he our only option?

We're the only survivors.

What's with him?

So, the cast is all here?

And now, we're going to infiltrate Dragon Pharmaceuticals' lab.

We'll stop the Eden Project

and rescue the girls they captured.

"Girls"?

Huh? It's not just Nana?

Karin's alive?

We'll save them.

Nana and Karin.

They both have someone they want to protect.

You're obnoxious, but looks like we have the same goal.

He accepted that quickly.

It is what it is.

I'll be in your care for now.

Noda's gotten better.

All right, let's head to our hideout.

Over here.

Wait for me, Karin.

This is so fun. What next?

The cast is all here.

That line was great. The cast is all here.

Is this what you wanted?!

Die already.

You met someone nice.

We'll meet again, right?

Come at me, all of you!

Since you died,

you've been eliminated.

Oh, really?

It was no good, huh?

I couldn't believe it when Terajima showed up.

Seriously, what is he doing here?

Who are you making him act with?

W-Was that okay?

Yeah, it was.

But I was shocked by how much tongue you used.

I decided to kiss longer than I originally planned.

I was totally at a loss and blew a fuse at the end.

So I wanted to use my kissing skills

to cover up for that.

And I think I got to show them.

Subtitle translation by: Chul Woong Kim