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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,042 -Look. -Oh, no! She's too close! 2 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,177 CAN THESE COMEDIANS RESIST TEMPTATION? 3 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,222 A CHEAP KISS MEANS ELIMINATION 4 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,724 Before you truly fall in love with someone, 5 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,994 learn to love yourself first. 6 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,095 Wow. 7 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:34,267 Go ahead and fall for me. 8 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,736 WHO WILL BECOME THE MALE LEAD? 9 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,438 Welcome to Kiss or Die. 10 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,907 RYOTA YAMASATO, KEN YAHAGI, MIYU IKEDA 11 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,842 -Thank you. -Hooray. 12 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,477 It's an ad-lb drama 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:48,214 starring comedians who come in with no script or prior knowledge. 14 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,983 THE BEST KISS EARNS A SPOT IN THE NEXT STAGE. 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,885 I guess this is Netflix's new hit. 16 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:53,353 Wow. 17 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,954 I'm so excited. 18 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,291 Those who give in to temptation and share a cheap kiss are eliminated. 19 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:02,462 -Since they won't make a good protagonist. -The drama has no protagonist? 20 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,563 It's up for grabs. 21 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,299 If you share a cheap kiss, your character dies right away. 22 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,635 -You die? -That's right. 23 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,873 The comedians competing in the game are arriving now. 24 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,009 Oh, it's Morita! 25 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,911 The epitome of a cheap kiss. 26 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,546 He'll give in right away. 27 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,081 -Good morning. -Good morning. 28 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,649 DRAGON PHARMACEUTICALS 29 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,250 I'll show you to the waiting room. 30 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,919 Watanabe from Nishikigoi. 31 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,654 -Good morning. -Good morning. 32 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,355 -It's him! -Gekidan Hitori! 33 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,192 Isn't he basically the protagonist already? 34 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,060 THEY WERE TOLD THEY'RE SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL 35 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,429 Those three think it's a commercial shoot? 36 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,597 What?! 37 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,499 That's how it starts? 38 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,901 Now the first three challengers are here. 39 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,036 Three people? 40 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,038 -A nice trio. -These three, huh? 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,242 Please take a look at the instructional video on the screen. 42 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,877 -Got it. -Thank you. 43 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,012 All right. An instructional video. 44 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,181 Here we go! 45 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:02,622 Look at that face. 46 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,057 The porn star will appear later. 47 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,058 TETSUYA MORITA 48 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,025 -Oh, I see. -Yeah. 49 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,329 He's totally into it! 50 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,830 TAKASHI WATANABE 51 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:11,965 He's a big fan. 52 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,366 He was at her meet and greet. 53 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:16,503 GEKIDAN HITORI 54 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,505 Isn't he too famous for this? 55 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,973 Excuse me! 56 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,977 Did you put on the wrong video? 57 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,214 I-Is this what we're doing today? 58 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,421 "Please read this out loud." 59 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,293 "Welcome to the world of Kiss or Die." 60 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,664 "You will now live in a world 61 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:49,035 where only those who share a good kiss may survive." 62 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,205 "In other words, you're a character in the story." 63 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:58,311 "In this story, a beautiful lady will lure you in for a kiss." 64 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,447 "If you succumb to a cheap kiss, 65 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,918 that is where your story ends." 66 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:09,222 "Eliminated characters will die in the story." 67 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,224 Die?! 68 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:17,297 "When the lights turn back on, the story is already underway." 69 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,833 -"Please share a good kiss and survive." -Already? 70 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,237 Couldn't you ask first if I want to participate or not? 71 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,639 I never said I'd do this. 72 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,577 Can't you give me an exit door in case I don't want to participate? 73 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,078 That's a thing, right? 74 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,146 The lights are on. 75 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,114 I never said I'd do this. 76 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,884 All this talk about a "cheap kiss"… 77 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:38,985 Shogo. 78 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,053 YUMA ISOHARA CO-WORKER 79 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:41,955 I knew you'd be here. 80 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,122 Miyano. 81 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,991 Who, me? 82 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,329 MAMORU MIYANO KNOWN FOR LIGHT YAGAMI IN DEATH NOTE, ETC. 83 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,630 He's really popular. 84 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,299 I'm amazed they got him for this! 85 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,902 The light's on. 86 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,537 What is this? 87 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,674 Morita, so that's where you were. 88 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,575 Yes? 89 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:05,445 Hurry up. You'll miss our morning greeting. 90 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:06,913 -Morning greeting? -Yeah. 91 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,681 -A morning greeting? -Hurry. 92 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,517 You're a mid-career hire, after all. Aren't you? 93 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,518 A mid-career hire? 94 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,486 Sudden context. 95 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:14,654 -Huh? -Go. 96 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,122 I'm going? All right. 97 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,992 -Pick up the pace. -Okay. 98 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,160 -Good morning, Morita. -Good morning. 99 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:22,595 -It's started? -Yeah. 100 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,197 Isn't this crazy? 101 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,865 It's all ad-libbed. 102 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,066 Hurry it up. 103 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:28,801 Good morning. 104 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,570 DRAGON PHARMACEUTICALS 105 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,071 "Dragon Pharmaceuticals"? 106 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:33,439 Get on. 107 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,475 Morita writes the jokes for his comedy duo. 108 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,311 What will that brain come up with on the spot? 109 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,912 I can't wait. 110 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:42,982 Hello. 111 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,918 -Good morning! -Louder! 112 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,087 -A pharmaceutical company. -Good morning! 113 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,989 You can do better than that. 114 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,758 SALES DEPARTMENT 115 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,427 -Why the rush? -Stop hesitating and just go. 116 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,666 Does it just keep going non-stop like this? 117 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,401 Oh, wow. 118 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,335 Use your diaphragm. 119 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,070 -A security camera? -Good morning! 120 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,405 -A morning greeting? -Louder. 121 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,873 Good morning! 122 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,309 -Louder, from the diaphragm! -Your spot's here. 123 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,679 -Observe from here. -What?! 124 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,116 Growth! Growth! Growth in vigorous strokes! 125 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,420 Growth! Growth! Growth in vigorous strokes! 126 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,421 Vigorous strokes? 127 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,556 Growth! Growth! Growth in vigorous strokes! 128 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,726 Growth! Growth! Growth in vigorous strokes! 129 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,895 -What is this chant? -You're too quiet! 130 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:30,797 Hey, rookie. 131 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,398 MARY TACHIBANA SALES DEPARTMENT CHIEF 132 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:33,299 Got a name? 133 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,934 Me? 134 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,035 State your name. 135 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,304 TETSUYA MORITA MID-CAREER HIRE 136 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:39,272 Join the others. 137 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:40,673 Hurry up. 138 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,342 -Here? -Answer properly. 139 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,910 -Yes. -I said properly. 140 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,045 Yes, uh, ma'am. 141 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,848 Dimwits like you only have your voice to rely on. 142 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,550 -Got it? -Yes! 143 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:51,984 That's so rude. 144 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,320 A journey of 1,000 steps… 145 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,655 …begins with foreplay! 146 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:56,622 What? 147 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,790 Start off gentle… 148 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,725 …and speed up! 149 00:05:58,791 --> 00:05:59,726 Did I hear that right? 150 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,960 Feelings aside… 151 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,295 …don't go soft! 152 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,563 This is one weird company. 153 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:05,164 When a man reaches his limit… 154 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,833 He squirts it out! 155 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,034 Are you kidding? 156 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,069 This training's over the top. 157 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,270 You. Morita. 158 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:12,739 -Yes? -What now? 159 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,407 You're not saying it. 160 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,142 My apologies. 161 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,745 When a man reaches his limit… 162 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:21,314 Let me think. Um… 163 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,383 -Too slow! -Right, I'm sorry. 164 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,517 A man reaches his limit… 165 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:28,187 Reach… What was it? Growth in vigorous strokes! 166 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,590 He squirts it out! I'll kill you, damn it! 167 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:31,891 My apologies. 168 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,626 How would he know?! 169 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:34,660 Limits reached… 170 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,229 Squirt it out! 171 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,797 -Growth. -In vigorous strokes! 172 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:38,698 He remembers it. 173 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,266 I knew you could do it. 174 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,135 Thank you. 175 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,671 I think he's mentally prepared now. 176 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,473 That it's this kind of world. 177 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,809 That's the end of today's morning greeting. 178 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,711 Morita, you stay. That'll be all. 179 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,780 -Yes, ma'am! -He's staying behind. 180 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:57,650 Nothing's more exciting than being alone with a strict boss. 181 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,120 She's coming over. 182 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:05,958 Yes? 183 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,029 Yes? 184 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,233 We're finally alone, Tecchan. 185 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,803 -What? Tecchan? -It's that kind of scene? 186 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,471 Wait, what? 187 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:19,539 Tecchan? 188 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,675 That's where this is going?! 189 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,145 -Now it's Gekidan Hitori. -We've got trouble! 190 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,046 What the hell? 191 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,114 I'm counting on you. 192 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,982 I have no idea what's going on. 193 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,150 What? 194 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,021 Mr. Kawashima, good morning. 195 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,923 Good morning. Working hard? 196 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,591 -He adapted quick. -I'm impressed. 197 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,293 SHOGO KAWASHIMA PLANNING DEPARTMENT CHIEF 198 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,995 You like Italian food, don't you? 199 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,797 I know a good place. 200 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,199 Impressive. 201 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:47,900 Yours is Chinese, right? 202 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,435 It's all up here. 203 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:50,870 You're a genius. 204 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,472 I wouldn't say that. 205 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,374 He has lines at the ready. 206 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:56,509 He's good. 207 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,377 He got into character fast. 208 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,347 Hey, good work. 209 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,049 Oh, you like the jacket? 210 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,083 He's a natural. 211 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,018 -You know her too? -It was her birthday. 212 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,787 -Did you give that to her? -Yeah. 213 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,989 No wonder you're so popular. 214 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,891 Morning! 215 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,428 He's got his character set in his mind. 216 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,930 He's going along with the act. 217 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,065 I'm impressed. 218 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,500 Keep working! 219 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,437 Listen up! Do you want money? 220 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,105 Do you want to be wealthy? 221 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,373 You're quitting?! 222 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,307 Oh, Shogo. 223 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:29,475 What's up? 224 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,977 -I… -Look. 225 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,547 I joined the planning department to work under Mr. Kawashima. 226 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,350 -They're fighting. -I won't work for an incompetent senior. 227 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,918 It's not worth my time. 228 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,454 -Nice face! -Get a grip! 229 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,089 -What? -You're spouting nonsense. 230 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:45,958 Is that any way to talk to your boss? 231 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,627 Well, I'm quitting anyway. 232 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,796 Mr. Kawashima, at your service. 233 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,465 What's wrong? 234 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,767 Looks like you're arguing because of me. 235 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,936 That's the face of a protagonist! 236 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,437 I'm amazed this is all ad-libbed. 237 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:02,074 I've got talent. Why do I have to work for him? 238 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,044 Let me tell you why. 239 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,414 No matter how capable I may be, 240 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,716 if you start out on my team, 241 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,119 you won't fully understand my capability. 242 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:14,587 Right? 243 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:19,592 That's why you start by working under someone incompetent. 244 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,529 And once you see they're bad at their job, come to me. 245 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:24,597 Terrible thing to say. 246 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:28,501 You'll be like, "Wow, Mr. Kawashima really is amazing." 247 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,371 I want you to recognize that gap properly. 248 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:36,742 So, keep doing your best, all right? 249 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:39,345 Thanks, it's all resolved thanks to you. 250 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,014 Time for the meeting, everyone. Hurry up. 251 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,584 Come on, there's no time. 252 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,952 Come on! 253 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,720 That's an order from Mr. Kawashima! 254 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,189 While you're all dawdling about, 255 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,625 we're hemorrhaging money! 256 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,795 Go make some money! Go, go! 257 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,063 Classic Shogo. 258 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,464 He's totally into it. 259 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,566 I bet he'll pick a fight with me later. 260 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,402 He's adding one-liners too. 261 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:04,937 I brought a gift. 262 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,339 -Huh? -As a thank-you. 263 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,540 A thank-you? 264 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,109 H-Huh? 265 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,715 This is the girl you said was your ideal type, right? 266 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,052 You remembered that? 267 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,421 Don't look too much at work, got it? 268 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,890 Miyano's enjoying this. 269 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,659 -Show me more. -He's good at this. 270 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:27,660 He's got skills. 271 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:31,631 I bet the sexy porn star coming up later is in there. 272 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,667 -She's here! -There she is. 273 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,935 This is great. 274 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,738 If only I were a bit younger. 275 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,940 I could've met a girl like this. 276 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,241 Hello. 277 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,112 He made the connection. 278 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,747 He saw her naked earlier. 279 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,382 Nice to meet you. 280 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,385 I'm Nana Yagi, and I just joined the planning department. 281 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,520 NANA YAGI PLANNING DEPARTMENT ROOKIE 282 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,055 Does he recognize her? 283 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,757 What? 284 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:01,827 Well, um… 285 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,596 Hello. 286 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,899 He really is good. 287 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,268 The planning department? I see. 288 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,237 He's not like Morita at all. 289 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,471 Wait a second. 290 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,774 Are you, by any chance… 291 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,643 Shogo. 292 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:21,347 Shogo Kawashima. Nice to meet you. 293 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,648 A dramatic self-introduction. 294 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,750 -Your favorite pattern, right? -Yeah. 295 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,120 Watanabe, I'm begging you. 296 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,290 We can't hold an interview without the chief of HR. 297 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,191 I'm Chief of HR? 298 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,693 TAKASHI WATANABE HUMAN RESOURCES CHIEF 299 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,563 -Please, right this way. -He's a chief?! 300 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,532 -It suits him. -Here's the interview room. 301 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,566 Okay. 302 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:41,967 Mid-level hires… 303 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,836 Wait, maybe she's waiting in there? 304 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,237 MID-CAREER HIRE INTERVIEW ROOM 305 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,273 Takashi loves setups like this. 306 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,408 -He might give in pretty easily. -True. 307 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,409 The final candidate? 308 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,812 -Give a thorough interview. -Okay, the final one. 309 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,313 I'll excuse myself now. 310 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,315 I recognize this setup. 311 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,851 If they're facing each other in those chairs, 312 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,319 her feet might seduce him. 313 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,754 I see. 314 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,122 Nice, Yama. 315 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,224 He's enjoying this. 316 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,028 -Hello. -See? 317 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,030 She's a different type. 318 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,298 Oh, my. 319 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,632 He recognized her. 320 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,167 "Oh, my"? 321 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,475 Please, have a seat. 322 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,010 Thank you. 323 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,348 Thank you for taking the time to interview me for this mid-level role. 324 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,550 KIHO KANEMATSU MID-CAREER HIRE INTERVIEW CANDIDATE 325 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,785 It's my pleasure. 326 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,121 Thank you very much for coming for an interview. 327 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,424 I'm Kiho Kanematsu. 328 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,227 -Yes, I am aware. -Oh, so he knows. 329 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,895 -Really? -He likes mature women. 330 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,663 You know about me? 331 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:45,731 Of course. 332 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,066 Oh, um… 333 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,934 Then… 334 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,505 You've… 335 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:53,639 His nostrils are flaring! 336 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:58,444 …seen all of me, right? 337 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,512 Yes. 338 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:04,416 I've seen several of your works. 339 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,087 What a talented chief of HR. 340 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,456 You flatter me. 341 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,292 Control yourself. 342 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,894 This might end quickly. 343 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,162 Yeah. 344 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,430 DRAGON PHARMACEUTICALS PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 345 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,965 Pardon me. 346 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,167 What is this place? 347 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,169 The president's office? 348 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,604 It's suddenly like a real drama. 349 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,640 Sir, did you call for me? 350 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,041 KYOSUKE DOI PRESIDENT'S AIDE 351 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,643 It's Takezae. 352 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,179 Huh? Who's that? 353 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,714 What a packed cast list. 354 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,883 He was monitoring them from here. 355 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,753 Sit here. 356 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,655 -Sit here? -Yes. 357 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,056 I feel like he'll do it soon. 358 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,124 Looks like it. 359 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:49,261 I was surprised when you suddenly joined our company. 360 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,331 Right, since I'm a mid-career hire. 361 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:54,967 Huh? 362 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,737 I scared you earlier, didn't I? 363 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,406 -Already?! -She's too close! 364 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,075 W-Well, yeah, I was scared, but… 365 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,243 T-This is really… 366 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,212 Huh? What? 367 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,113 In any context, she's too close. 368 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,114 Tecchan. 369 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,015 Yeah? 370 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,120 You smell so nice. 371 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,656 I doubt that. 372 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:20,326 Oh, no. 373 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,361 -She's reaching over! -Oh, no! 374 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,662 Can I help you? 375 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,631 Sniff, sniff. 376 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,399 Sniff, sniff. 377 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,169 That Morita! He's going down already! 378 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,271 What are you doing? 379 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,039 Sniff, sniff. 380 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,441 Yeah. Sniff, sniff. 381 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,676 Why are you using that rhythm? 382 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,846 Sniff, sniff. 383 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,147 Right. 384 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,350 Stop it with that rhythm. 385 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,286 I end up anticipating something. 386 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,925 Poke, poke… 387 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,226 If she touches there… 388 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,098 Poke, poke… 389 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,834 W-Wait, that rhythm… 390 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,736 Can you stop that rhythm? 391 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,905 What are they making us watch? 392 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,241 Birdie wants a kiss. 393 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,376 Huh? 394 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,813 -Chirp, chirp, chirp. -Oh, no. 395 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,448 Chirp, chirp, chirp? 396 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,285 What? No, we're at the office. 397 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,186 What? Well, um… 398 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,055 Oh, no! 399 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,356 We're at the office. 400 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,624 If he just turns his head… 401 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,793 Anyone could walk in here. 402 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,728 That'd be a cheap kiss. 403 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:30,829 This isn't good. 404 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,098 -It's too soon. -Don't die, Morita! 405 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:38,170 I want you to squeeze my paw pads too. 406 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,639 Squeeze? Your paw pads? 407 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,810 Don't touch her! Hold still! 408 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,679 Your brakes will crumble! 409 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,915 Seriously, what is this? 410 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,987 Wait, are your paw pads sensitive? 411 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,322 Please don't tease them. 412 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,890 Don't tease them? 413 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,060 Please just touch them. 414 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,464 Don't rub them. 415 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,300 Is this your pleasure point? 416 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,202 Wow, this is incredible. 417 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,738 You feel it here? Are you coming? 418 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,807 I can make you come from just your paw pads? 419 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,710 What are they making us watch? 420 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,080 You're the winner of the Cat Climaxing Contest. 421 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,382 I won the championship? Me? 422 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,453 I want you… 423 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,321 Only Morita could endure this. 424 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,890 …to take my dirty paw pads 425 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,060 and squeeze them too. 426 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,062 Your dirty paw pads? 427 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,399 That stuff earlier was dirty enough. 428 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:45,771 Are these the dirty paw pads you're talking about? 429 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,806 My dirty paw pads. 430 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,844 Can I really squeeze them? 431 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,013 I want you to, meow. 432 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:57,516 Meow! 433 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,953 This is bad. 434 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,522 I bet Nicolas Cage would've gone for it. 435 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,525 Someone sexually uninhibited. 436 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,994 I knew it. 437 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:14,433 The one who saved this company many times with his exceptional planning abilities. 438 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,201 The company's living legend. 439 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,836 He's getting more context. 440 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:18,971 You're exaggerating. 441 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,339 What was your name again? 442 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,640 He must love this scenario. 443 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,875 Nana. 444 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,277 It's Nana Yagi. 445 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,645 There's that pattern again. 446 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,646 Got it. 447 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,548 I won't forget it, Nana. 448 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,385 In this department, 449 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,523 you can't get by with a half-baked attitude. 450 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,791 But you know, 451 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,493 the most important thing 452 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,798 is the desire to supply our medicine to the people of the nation. 453 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,033 That unadulterated passion! 454 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,535 Nana, 455 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,770 do you want to help the people of Japan? 456 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:53,972 I do! 457 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,276 Good. Don't ever forget that feeling. 458 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,480 I've watched your presentations over and over. 459 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,283 I've known about you from afar. 460 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,786 I've known about you from afar too. 461 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,822 No, forget I said that. 462 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,724 -Acting awkward now. -I must be mistaken. 463 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,359 He changed his act here. 464 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,896 Oh, my God. I'm talking to the chief. 465 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,338 Not only are you sprinting to the top of the industry, 466 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,541 but you're a writer and film director too. 467 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,078 A man who has truly achieved everything. 468 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,481 It's kind of connected to the real Hitori. 469 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,482 Not really. 470 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:40,586 I'm just indulging in whatever I want to do. 471 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,292 I'm sorry. 472 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,061 I'm so shy, 473 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,630 I can't look you in the eyes. 474 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,168 You feel that awkward? 475 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:57,970 Well? 476 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,142 But after all this time, I've always 477 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,511 wanted to meet you too. 478 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,212 -That's messed up. -So sudden. 479 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,881 I'm so embarrassed, I can't look at you! 480 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,682 What's going on here? 481 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,817 Chief? 482 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,586 I can't bear the way you make me feel. 483 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,855 He's suddenly acting totally different. 484 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:17,890 Look at me. 485 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,134 He just wanted to do that face. 486 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,940 Is he stupid? 487 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,875 Look again. 488 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,417 They've both changed now. 489 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,353 Their characters completely changed. 490 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,889 Seriously, what is this? 491 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,758 Stop doing that. 492 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,060 It's rude to stick your tongue out! 493 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,564 Why's this happening all of a sudden? 494 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,135 I'm an adult, so that kind of thing won't faze me. 495 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,803 She's on the attack. 496 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,573 That girl's something else. She's too close. 497 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,107 Huh? 498 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,478 Oh, no! 499 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,481 -He's going for it. -Oh, no! 500 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,424 EPISODE ONE: A LUSCIOUS TRAP 501 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,459 Where do you think we are? 502 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,363 I really look up to you, Mr. Kawashima. 503 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,931 What about me, exactly? 504 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,435 Your plans are never limp. 505 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:41,873 I guess you could say they're stuffed with substance. 506 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,509 Thinking of them keeps me up at night. 507 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,577 How so? 508 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,879 -I can feel it. -Yeah? 509 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,049 Your firm line of reasoning. 510 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,151 -Firm line? -Bulging with ideas. 511 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,153 -Bulging? -Solid as wood. 512 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,890 -My presentations? -Your rock-hard presentations. 513 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,626 My presentations were rock-hard? 514 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:02,961 And thick. 515 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,997 My presentations were thick? 516 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,798 And oh so firm. 517 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,333 My presentations were firm? 518 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,768 What's with that phrasing? 519 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,036 And smelly. 520 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,538 Smelly… 521 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,742 Your smelly presentations… 522 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,746 Oh, they smell? That's not really… 523 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,651 He looks like he's going to laugh. 524 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:26,818 INTERVIEW ROOM 525 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,120 Let's start the interview. 526 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:34,826 I'm getting w-- Sorry, I mean I'm getting nervous. 527 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,329 -You're nervous? -Wet nerves. 528 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,697 Wet nerves? 529 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:40,365 It's happening now. 530 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,266 Are you okay? 531 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:47,072 Wet nerves. They're a step above regular nerves. 532 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,008 Wet nerves. A step above regular nerves? 533 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,009 What is she saying? 534 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,245 If I become too nervous… 535 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,814 I get soaked… 536 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,949 -Are your nerves okay now? -What a question. 537 00:21:58,617 --> 00:21:59,651 Is his face gleaming? 538 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,186 -It's glistening. -Right? 539 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,624 Th-This is an interview. 540 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:06,625 Yes, please go on. 541 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,927 We will now begin the interview. 542 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,963 Have you prepared a pitch about yourself? 543 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:12,864 Yes. 544 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,800 I… 545 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,301 make people come… 546 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,202 Come? 547 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,338 Come alive with joy. 548 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,940 It's creepy when he repeats what she said. 549 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,343 He takes the bait perfectly. 550 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:26,845 Oh, my. 551 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,246 Oh, this is bad. 552 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,147 Your tongue. 553 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,017 Oh, your tongue… It's moving. 554 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,719 I can't believe this guy! 555 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,454 Can you stick it out more? 556 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,889 -Stick it out more? -Jeez, her face. 557 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,124 What a pretty face. 558 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:42,361 I've never seen a prettier pink. 559 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,263 What are you licking right now? 560 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,766 Not telling. 561 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,103 This is an interview. You have to. 562 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,105 -Oh, no. -Huh? 563 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,373 Mr. Watanabe. 564 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,476 Right now, 565 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,379 in your head, 566 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,648 you're thinking about something else, aren't you? 567 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,549 This is a bit… 568 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:05,884 A bit of a bind, huh? 569 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,419 He's in trouble. 570 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,390 His pupils… 571 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:16,261 You want to make a mess of me, don't you? 572 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,064 Yes. 573 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,665 Really? 574 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,969 Or is it that you… 575 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:24,936 It's happening! 576 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,509 …want me to make a mess of you? 577 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,378 Would you make a mess of me? 578 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:35,313 He was pulled in. 579 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,982 I want you to make a mess of me. 580 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,052 -He's saying he wants it. -Look. 581 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,455 Oh, no. He's looking at her. 582 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:46,591 I'll make a mess of your lips. 583 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,396 Um… 584 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,265 Well… 585 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,700 Oh, wow. 586 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:56,935 Oh, no! 587 00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,604 Don't do it! Don't! 588 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,506 I want to see more of you. 589 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,208 -Uh-oh. -Don't die! 590 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,877 -Did he snap out of it? -This is an interview. 591 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:06,945 He woke up! 592 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,246 The interview's not over. 593 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,882 This is an interview. 594 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,784 He snapped out of it. 595 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:13,885 Good job. 596 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,688 He probably wanted to stay in this world a bit longer. 597 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,523 In that case, 598 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,092 instead of touching me… 599 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,764 take those feelings swelling within you 600 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,532 and hurl them at me. 601 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,203 Just hurl those feelings at you? 602 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:32,504 Yeah, right at me. 603 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,474 I want you to make me explode. 604 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:41,913 Oh, wow. 605 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,851 I've never seen that face before! 606 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,353 That face is incredible. 607 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,757 That's supposed to make her explode? 608 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,626 Takashi's letting his true self out. 609 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:56,795 With an incredible face like that… 610 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,564 It's like the head of a giant cock! 611 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,868 That's his face when he makes you explode? 612 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,439 She's giving quite the performance. 613 00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:10,575 That actress is incredible. 614 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,944 -Did you explode? -Your face… 615 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,848 Your face made me explode. 616 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,684 So don't make that face anymore. 617 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,119 Promise not to. 618 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,427 I've never seen a face like that before. 619 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,162 Don't stick your chin out. 620 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:32,531 Don't stick my chin out? 621 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:36,568 If you do, you'll make me explode. 622 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,905 I can't with this guy! 623 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,073 He wants to make her explode. 624 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,681 Oh, no. 625 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:54,653 It's Sharon Stone! 626 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:59,157 You don't usually get to see feet so up close. 627 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,092 Isn't it hot in here? 628 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:05,564 Well, it is a bit stuffy, but… 629 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,099 It becomes hard to make calm, rational decisions. 630 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:12,270 Wait, do you want me to turn on the AC? 631 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,641 Oh, no. She's taking it off. 632 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,878 Morita's breathing it in. 633 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,746 She's good at undressing. 634 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,684 I didn't know you could undress so provocatively. 635 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:30,188 You shouldn't let someone like me turn you on. 636 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:34,025 No, anyone would get turned on. 637 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,697 Wow, that's impressive. 638 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,102 Erotic feelings, fly away! 639 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,937 They're not taking flight! 640 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,007 How's the view? 641 00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,308 The view? 642 00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:54,112 Spectacular. 643 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:56,581 He's in trouble. 644 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,917 His comedy partner would've died by now. 645 00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:00,752 HIGASHIBUKURO SARABA SEISHUN NO HIKARI 646 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,288 Your presentation was so amazing. 647 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,990 Well, that's true. 648 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:06,691 I want to give you a reward. 649 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,193 -A reward? -Can I? 650 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,962 I guess I'll take your reward then. 651 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,566 Wait, what? 652 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,334 It's his ear. 653 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,106 Pretty outrageous reward. 654 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,244 Stop making passes at me with my ear and stuff. 655 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,849 A rookie should listen to their boss's-- 656 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,522 Leave my ear-- 657 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,524 Who are you calling my boss? 658 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:40,859 Stop it. 659 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:43,161 Isn't your ear just a regular employee? 660 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,663 Dammit. 661 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,732 What is this? She must really like ears. 662 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:48,833 You… 663 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,901 Good afternoon. 664 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:53,138 Stop touching the edge of my ear with your finger! 665 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:54,572 "Stop?" Yeah, right. 666 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:55,740 He wants her to touch. 667 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,910 Hello, Mr. Regular Employee. 668 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,984 "I-I'm new to the planning department." 669 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,253 -Is he for real? -"My name is Ear." 670 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,490 "I'll be in your care." 671 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,959 -Stop it! -How is she not laughing? 672 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,897 I won't forgive you if you lick my ear! 673 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,065 He won't forgive her. 674 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,933 I'll fire you if you do! 675 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,569 -He's egging her on. -Stop! 676 00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,137 -He can't do that. -Stop! 677 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,707 -She won't do it. -Right? 678 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,383 He got her to do it in the end. 679 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:40,885 -I wear a G-cup. -Huh? 680 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,053 What are you doing? 681 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,422 -This is bad. -Someone might come in. 682 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,260 -No way. -Up close too. 683 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,765 He's still going to look, see? 684 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,534 He's looking. 685 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,770 You don't have to look. 686 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,505 But he wants to, right? 687 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,373 Put that away. 688 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,142 He's acting like a virgin. 689 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,279 What are you… 690 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,115 Stop teasing me! 691 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,750 Just don't look at her. 692 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,551 Just don't look. 693 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,220 Come on, you don't have to. 694 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,995 Oh, man, he's gonna do this forever. 695 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,297 He's such an idiot. 696 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:29,901 To thank you for making me explode, can I show you my true self? 697 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,503 Your true self? 698 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,871 Her true self? 699 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,507 You perverted old man. 700 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:36,908 Oh, that's her angle? 701 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,743 That's Takashi's favorite. 702 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,646 I'm talking about you, Watanabe. 703 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,481 -Takashi is a super masochist. -Right? 704 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:45,049 This is bad then. 705 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:48,953 -Stop sitting here all high-and-mighty. -Okay. 706 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,388 Come over here. 707 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:53,658 He got up just like that. 708 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,695 -Your knees. Sit on your knees. -Yes, ma'am. 709 00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,397 He's getting the full course. 710 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,566 He must be loving this. 711 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,768 If she tells him to, I think he'll kiss her. 712 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,203 He has to. He's a masochist. 713 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,905 An online meeting's starting. 714 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,072 An online meeting? 715 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,276 -It's okay. Don't worry. -What? 716 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,745 If we leave the sound and video off, 717 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,446 they won't suspect a thing. 718 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:17,715 Man, that's the best scenario ever. 719 00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:19,584 No, wait. Look. 720 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,820 Is the screen really off? 721 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:25,156 Huh? Everyone's freaking out. 722 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,257 -Huh? -Huh? 723 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,092 Something crazy's going on. 724 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,260 Really crazy. 725 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,895 What's Mami doing? 726 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,997 -Something crazy's happening. -Who's that? 727 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,133 What is she doing? 728 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,935 They're having sex. 729 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,803 -They don't know it's on? -Wow. 730 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,905 -Is it her boyfriend? -Who is it? 731 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,373 It's Higashibukuro! 732 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,442 That's Higashibukuro! 733 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,144 That's my comedy partner! 734 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,012 Higashibukuro's here! 735 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,515 You're at work, you know. 736 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,783 Well, so are you. 737 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,886 Jeez, they changed positions. 738 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:58,056 Hey, they're kissing! 739 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,092 Higashibukuro's kissing her. 740 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,894 He's allowed to? 741 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:06,431 That guy's got the best job. 742 00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:07,599 He's kissing her! 743 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:08,533 He is. 744 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,801 Let's kiss too. 745 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,869 What?! 746 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,538 -Putting the idea in his head. -Oh, so it's a trap! 747 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,073 It's another way to seduce him. 748 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:16,774 Seeing that made me wanna kiss too. 749 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,476 Yeah, me too. 750 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,979 -After seeing that… -He'd think it's unfair. 751 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:21,946 I do too, but… 752 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,014 Okay. 753 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,518 Let's have a better kiss than Bukuro. 754 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:32,223 -Don't! Morita's going for it! -No! 755 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,593 -He made up his mind! -Well, he's a president too. 756 00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:37,729 He's got his own company in real life. 757 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,831 He's endured well as the president. 758 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:42,433 Hey. 759 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,637 Hold it right there. 760 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:47,705 What is this new plot development? 761 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:52,010 What would happen if "you know who" finds out about this? 762 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:53,645 Well… 763 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,546 Don't forget. 764 00:31:56,114 --> 00:32:00,351 You're his slave for the rest of your life. 765 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,753 -Slave? -What? 766 00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:03,888 -Whose? -That's… 767 00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:06,991 What should I do about this? 768 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,726 Maybe I'll tell him. 769 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,428 -Please don't. -Huh? 770 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,596 In that case… 771 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:16,000 how about you become my woman too? 772 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,135 "My woman too"? 773 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:18,870 -It's that kind of story? -"Too"? 774 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,372 Well, you don't have a choice. 775 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:22,907 What will Morita do? 776 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,877 Hold on a second! Tecchan! 777 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,811 Save her. 778 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,646 What the hell do you want? 779 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,118 Must be hard since it's all ad-lib. 780 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,053 Wanna fight? 781 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,121 Don't touch Tecchan! 782 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:38,423 -She resisted. -Wanna fight? 783 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,692 -If she doesn't want to go… -Who asked you? 784 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,860 Are you defending this shitty woman? 785 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,029 -Quit it, asshole. -They're gonna fight. 786 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:46,664 Come at me then. 787 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,701 Don't underestimate me! 788 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,070 Don't underestimate me! 789 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,507 Am I that strong? 790 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,277 He was like a protagonist there. 791 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:01,512 Someone heard us. 792 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,116 Oh, she has to show some vulnerability. 793 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:06,317 You know… 794 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:12,824 I asked President Ogawara to cover up my parents' scandal at the company. 795 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,892 President Ogawara? 796 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,395 This company's president. 797 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,565 In exchange, 798 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:24,135 I have to live my life according to the president's whims. 799 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,805 I'm Ogawara's plaything. 800 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,008 Ogawara's plaything? 801 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,345 It is what it is. 802 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,181 I've accepted it now. 803 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,019 Now and forever, 804 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:44,222 I'll be bound by the president, 805 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:48,092 and forced to lead a life in the dark. 806 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,094 No way… 807 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,330 You're okay with that? 808 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,298 Of course not. 809 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:58,302 But there's nothing I can do about it. 810 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,306 -You'll be fine! -Oh, no. He's in character. 811 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,675 -You can live anywhere. -All of a sudden. 812 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:09,113 You don't have to cling that tightly to this company. 813 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,181 That was nice. 814 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,916 But I'm scared. 815 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,787 -It's okay. -Oh, no. 816 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:16,721 I mean… 817 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,057 -He'll want to hug her. -If he does, it's all over. 818 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:21,392 -Yeah. -They'll kiss at this rate. 819 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,728 -I'll handle it. -There he goes! 820 00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:26,664 -There he goes. -Yeah. 821 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,332 -He's taking responsibility. -Tecchan… 822 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:33,037 I promise the president won't get his way. 823 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,073 He's in character! 824 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,443 Am I allowed to live freely too? 825 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,446 All people 826 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,981 have the right to live freely. 827 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:47,151 It's an equal right afforded to us all. 828 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,287 His lines are great when he's in character. 829 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,055 -But… -It's all ad-libbed, right? 830 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,224 If we mess up even once, 831 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,827 our lives are over, aren't they? 832 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:57,695 That's not true. 833 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:00,898 You can fail over and over. 834 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:04,302 If you never give up after those failures, 835 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:06,170 you can restart in life. 836 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:13,077 I know a guy who's restarted lots of times. 837 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:14,912 I've seen it. 838 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:15,947 He means himself. 839 00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:17,381 So, it's okay. 840 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,352 You can get a redo in life as many times as you want. 841 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:26,023 I can be true to myself 842 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,826 for the first time in my life? 843 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,895 -In a real show, they'd kiss here. -Yeah. 844 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:39,403 You should choose whatever path you believe in. 845 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,741 If I do that… 846 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,711 I'll fall in love with you. 847 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:49,514 Oh, that's the line that comes before a kiss. 848 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,848 Morita's gonna die! 849 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:52,183 He's gonna do it. 850 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,551 You'll die, Morita! 851 00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:54,652 It is what it is. 852 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,554 -Will he die? -"It is what it is." 853 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,856 Go ahead and fall for me. 854 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,325 But in return, 855 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,162 don't ever meet the president again. 856 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,631 -He's going in! -Morita! 857 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,005 -But… -Oh, no! 858 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,640 Considering the timing… 859 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:17,875 He wants to go in. 860 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:20,044 Look at his mouth! 861 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:23,881 He's still aware. 862 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:25,750 He's fighting against it. 863 00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:27,618 What is he doing with his lips? 864 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:35,193 His face. 865 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,632 But this kiss is definitely cheap. 866 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,900 He absolutely shouldn't. 867 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,071 -This scene? -What's wrong? 868 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,005 They're having fun. 869 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:51,108 Sorry, but when I think about you, 870 00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,877 my chest tightens up. 871 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:57,081 Please go back to work. Don't mind me. 872 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,483 I can't leave you like this. 873 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:03,054 You can abandon a deadweight employee like me. 874 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,556 No one will complain. 875 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:07,758 -They made an actual plot. -I'm fine. 876 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:09,927 I can't even do a presentation well. 877 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,062 He has to save her too. 878 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:15,366 But there's more to work than just presentations. 879 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,269 That's just one part of it. 880 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,137 They're all coming up with good lines. 881 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:22,073 Women like me 882 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,343 are a dime a dozen. 883 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,344 Hey. 884 00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:28,713 You shouldn't say that. 885 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:33,784 I'm sure you have things no one else can do, right? 886 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:37,021 For example, what's something you enjoy? 887 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:39,156 I like to read. 888 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:40,491 You like to read. 889 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:43,694 Then give a presentation on the merits of books 890 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:46,230 in 30 seconds or less. 891 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,200 -The merits of books? -Yes. 892 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,735 You have 30 seconds. 893 00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:52,103 Now start. 894 00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:54,805 They're showing the story after the sexual scenes. 895 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,207 Reeling it back in. 896 00:37:56,274 --> 00:38:00,177 I've always loved reading books. 897 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:04,849 A book you read today might seem heartbreaking, 898 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:09,186 but when you read it a year later, it can feel heartwarming. 899 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,656 It's fun rereading them countless times. 900 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:14,825 But it's fun reading a book for the first time too. 901 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,662 Oh, right. I often visit the library. 902 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:20,831 I love seeing the return rack. 903 00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:24,735 The books people returned are there, 904 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,003 but they're new to me-- 905 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:26,904 Okay. 906 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:28,906 See? You did it. 907 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,008 I did it? 908 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,244 How were you able to do it? 909 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:37,248 It's because you like books. 910 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:43,254 That's why those feelings came across so well just now. 911 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,724 That passion is everything in a presentation. 912 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:51,295 So, while I'm sorry to say this, 913 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,230 being bad at presentations, 914 00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:55,066 is proof that, deep down, 915 00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:58,402 you don't enjoy what's in the presentation. 916 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,405 What's important is in here. 917 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:03,240 Here? 918 00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:05,209 If you present from here, 919 00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,345 it'll reach everyone. 920 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,349 At the very least, that's how I do it. 921 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,354 So, holding value in the things that you like 922 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:19,023 is what's important? 923 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,858 Yeah, that's right. 924 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,027 Just now… 925 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:25,129 I… 926 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:30,134 found one more thing that I like. 927 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,069 She's using ad-libs to redirect him. 928 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,538 It's you, Mr. Kawashima. 929 00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:36,774 Me? 930 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,513 Kawashima. 931 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,547 Crap, someone's here. 932 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:46,851 From that fight. 933 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,819 Heard you got another promotion. 934 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,922 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 935 00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:54,592 No, stop. How do I put this? 936 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,628 I don't feel like I rose in the ranks. 937 00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,331 It's more like everyone else fell. 938 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:02,633 That was mean. 939 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,102 Just what I expect from the star of our company. 940 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:08,205 Acting smug while ignoring me, someone from the same cohort. 941 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,274 But… 942 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,044 what will happen when I spread this? 943 00:40:14,111 --> 00:40:16,714 Oh, no. They got his photo. 944 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,949 -What are you doing?! -When did you take that?! 945 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,786 I heard about you, Ms. Nana Yagi. 946 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,989 You're President Ogawara's woman? 947 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:27,792 The president's? 948 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:29,927 Ogawara! 949 00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,929 Ogawara's quite something. 950 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,532 If the president sees this, 951 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:39,336 I wonder what will happen to your beloved Mr. Kawashima's promotion? 952 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,638 Anything but that! 953 00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:42,606 -Please stop this. -Stop! 954 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,241 Anything but that! 955 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,876 Please! 956 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:47,711 I was being cheeky earlier. 957 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,514 I'm begging you not to do that. 958 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,349 He's suddenly speaking formally. 959 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:56,654 Once I climb the ranks, I promise I'll pull you up with me, okay? 960 00:40:57,822 --> 00:40:59,857 If you want this erased, 961 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:02,259 bow down to me. 962 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:03,861 Huh? 963 00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:05,563 Bow to him. 964 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:07,565 Bow. 965 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:08,532 So lame. 966 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:09,533 Hurry. 967 00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,670 What are you standing there for? 968 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,171 Me too? Sorry. 969 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:16,207 I apologize. 970 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:18,943 I sincerely apologize. 971 00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:20,845 Please delete the photo. 972 00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:22,680 Please delete it. 973 00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,682 He's really bowing down. 974 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,750 -Please! -This is hilarious! 975 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,353 Thank you. Your happiness is what matters. 976 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,289 The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. 977 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:33,657 It's as you say. 978 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:34,959 Be careful, got it? 979 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:35,893 Yes. 980 00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:39,964 Mr. Genius Chief Kawashima. 981 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:40,865 Yes. 982 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:45,603 See you later. 983 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,338 Goodbye. Thank you. 984 00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:54,278 Jeez, those guys are a handful. 985 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,914 He suddenly switched the moment they became alone. 986 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,749 It's my fault. 987 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,886 It's nothing to get depressed over. 988 00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:04,788 This isn't good though. 989 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:11,028 He mentioned something about you and the president being an item. 990 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,596 Is that true? 991 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:16,100 For the rest of my life, 992 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:19,036 my only fate is to be Ogawara's plaything. 993 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:22,673 Someone like me 994 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:28,812 no longer has the right to truly love someone. 995 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:32,983 No, that's not true. 996 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:39,356 Something may have happened between you and the president, 997 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:42,393 but the president's the one who made that happen. 998 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:45,696 You know, I love this company. 999 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:49,033 So I need to get rid of whatever's corrupting it. 1000 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,334 That's how I feel. 1001 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:55,272 Even if that involves the president at the top of the company. 1002 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,473 He's looking up. 1003 00:42:56,540 --> 00:43:00,477 So, I'll go settle things with the president. 1004 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,046 Sound good? 1005 00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:03,781 Mr. Kawashima… 1006 00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:06,750 Yet he didn't want the president to see that photo. 1007 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:13,524 Is it still okay for me to truly fall in love with someone? 1008 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,758 Nice line. 1009 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:16,293 Dramatic. 1010 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,428 Of course. 1011 00:43:17,494 --> 00:43:19,430 But you know, Nana, 1012 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:21,632 promise me this. 1013 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,436 Before you truly fall in love with someone, 1014 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,973 learn to love yourself first. 1015 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,876 -Right? -He was sitting on that. 1016 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,378 Okay, well then. 1017 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,014 Thirty seconds on what you love about yourself. 1018 00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,515 -Start. -Again? 1019 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:40,851 -Adding on to earlier. -Things about herself. 1020 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:42,252 You're clumsy, but… 1021 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,688 I'm clumsy, but… 1022 00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:48,325 Well, I don't give up. 1023 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:50,461 Yeah, and? 1024 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:52,062 I'm a scaredy-cat, but… 1025 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,431 I'm a scaredy-cat, but… 1026 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,867 I can express how I feel. 1027 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,902 Yeah. All right. 1028 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,104 Mr. Kawashima… 1029 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,005 Huh? 1030 00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:02,906 I like you. 1031 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,308 She went with the flow! 1032 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:07,011 She's amazing. 1033 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:10,547 The end of your presentation… 1034 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,517 was a bit surprising. 1035 00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:17,287 Wow. 1036 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:19,790 What a surprise. She got him good. 1037 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:20,791 It was surprising. 1038 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,326 No way… 1039 00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:29,767 No, no. 1040 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,201 He figures she won this one. 1041 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:32,136 He admits defeat. 1042 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:34,972 -Yeah, so he decided to go for it. -Don't! 1043 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,241 -He thinks this girl's worth it. -He's doing it! 1044 00:44:37,307 --> 00:44:38,609 Don't do it! 1045 00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:41,912 But we still want to see more of her acting. 1046 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,213 So close. 1047 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,182 -Hitori! -You're too close! 1048 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:49,319 No, you'll die! 1049 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,321 Your story will end! 1050 00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,492 Here again. 1051 00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:57,361 He's enjoying his S&M. 1052 00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:00,030 Come on. 1053 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,665 Kiss me. 1054 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,868 Do you even know how? 1055 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:06,437 Yes. 1056 00:45:06,503 --> 00:45:07,337 Hey. 1057 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,476 Why is a pig like you hesitating? 1058 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,679 Oink for me. 1059 00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:16,613 Oink. 1060 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:23,620 -Say oink and then kiss me. -Saying that makes his lips pucker! 1061 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:26,223 Oh, no. 1062 00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:35,099 What is this? What kind of role-play is this? 1063 00:45:40,437 --> 00:45:42,239 -Oh, no! -It's happening! 1064 00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:45,042 -They're gonna kiss! -This is the worst. 1065 00:45:45,109 --> 00:45:46,210 This is cheap! 1066 00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:47,478 It's too cheap! 1067 00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:48,378 He's saved! 1068 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:49,580 -Hey, you. -So close. 1069 00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:51,381 That was almost a record low. 1070 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,954 We rejected you after your last interview. 1071 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,889 How did you get in here? 1072 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,424 Let go of me! 1073 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,262 -I… -Right, the interview. 1074 00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:09,566 I only came here to get revenge on the man who double-crossed me. 1075 00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,467 Oh? 1076 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:12,870 What? 1077 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:15,739 I won't forgive him. 1078 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:18,575 President Ogawara. 1079 00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:20,644 -The president. -He's involved with them all. 1080 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:23,947 I can't let you blame the president for this. 1081 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:30,754 After all, you were nothing more than a plaything to the president. 1082 00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:36,093 Once you're cut off, you can't just crawl back up here. 1083 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,761 The world's not that easy. 1084 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:39,396 Let's go. 1085 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,032 No! Stop! 1086 00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:44,835 Wait. Hold on there. 1087 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:46,537 We're in an interview. 1088 00:46:46,603 --> 00:46:49,706 Her interview's still happening on my end. 1089 00:46:49,773 --> 00:46:51,008 Hold on. 1090 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,744 Are you sure, Watanabe? 1091 00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:55,612 What do you mean? 1092 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,481 Well, this is a huge problem. 1093 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:01,652 It's not my problem if things go south. 1094 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,487 It's fine. 1095 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:05,222 I'll take responsibility. 1096 00:47:13,297 --> 00:47:14,364 I apologize. 1097 00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:15,666 I'm really sorry. 1098 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,101 Are you okay? 1099 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,871 Want a seat? 1100 00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,341 -I've been found out. -Found out? 1101 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:29,947 I used to work for a subsidiary of this company. 1102 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:32,716 Oh, really? 1103 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,620 I've worked hard since my twenties, 1104 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,355 but now I'm over 30. 1105 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,524 Because of my age… 1106 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:44,361 Ogawara cast me aside. 1107 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,463 Because of your age? 1108 00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,002 Takashi… 1109 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:53,570 Oh, no. 1110 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,906 Now that I'm 35… 1111 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:58,208 Takashi likes that age. 1112 00:47:58,275 --> 00:48:01,345 …he said no one wants me anymore. 1113 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:02,512 What? 1114 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,582 But he's right. 1115 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:10,621 I mean, I'm so old now. 1116 00:48:11,488 --> 00:48:12,756 That's nonsense. 1117 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:18,762 I mean, I'm an old lady now. 1118 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,564 Oh, no. My hands. 1119 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,767 I knew. 1120 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,435 Aren't your hands shaking? 1121 00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:28,872 But… 1122 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,708 I wanted to fight it. 1123 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,677 It's not time yet. 1124 00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:35,479 Don't get pulled in. 1125 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,615 No one… 1126 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,218 wants me anymore, huh? 1127 00:48:41,718 --> 00:48:42,953 Oh, no! 1128 00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:45,088 If he hugs and reassures her… 1129 00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,857 Kiss her and it's over. 1130 00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:51,395 You're not the one who decides that. 1131 00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,465 That's for us consumers to decide! 1132 00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:58,268 "Consumers"? 1133 00:48:58,335 --> 00:48:59,770 "Us consumers"? 1134 00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:01,038 That's not quite right. 1135 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,373 He's looking at it like a consumer. 1136 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,909 His character's not like the others. 1137 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:09,112 I don't look good in school uniforms. 1138 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,682 Hold on a second. 1139 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,485 No one wants a woman over 30 in a school uniform? 1140 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:17,554 How dare you say that! 1141 00:49:18,255 --> 00:49:19,890 How'd you survive in this world? 1142 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,325 It's his inner thoughts. 1143 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:25,662 A school uniform's supposed to be worn after you turn 30! 1144 00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:30,867 Don't hold back the possibilities of porn! 1145 00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:34,171 The sky's the limit! 1146 00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:35,973 You can do anything! 1147 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,174 He loves it too much. 1148 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,942 This is a pharmaceutical company! 1149 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,110 His comment's a bit off. 1150 00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:42,612 Do you really think so? 1151 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,349 Of course. 1152 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,150 Then embrace me. 1153 00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:49,186 See? 1154 00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:52,789 I lack appeal. That's why you can't hold me. 1155 00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:54,791 This… 1156 00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:55,859 That's hard to resist. 1157 00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:58,228 That line was too good. He has to do it now. 1158 00:49:58,295 --> 00:50:01,298 Oh, he went for it! 1159 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,869 He's too close! Is he smelling her? 1160 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:09,206 Am I enough for you? 1161 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,410 Of course you are. 1162 00:50:14,778 --> 00:50:16,113 He's gonna go for it. 1163 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,681 That would be a cheap kiss. 1164 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:21,284 What's so good about me? 1165 00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:25,222 That's not the point. 1166 00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:29,226 -Don't whisper in her ear. -You're my number one. 1167 00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:34,031 "You're my number one." 1168 00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:36,600 Takashi's at his limit. 1169 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,702 -He's… -Oh, no! 1170 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:40,437 Looks like he's doing it! 1171 00:50:40,504 --> 00:50:43,373 She turned around, knowing he's fallen for her. 1172 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,912 Would you kiss an older woman like me? 1173 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,247 He's going for it. 1174 00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:51,748 -He's going in! -Oh, no! 1175 00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:52,649 He's gonna die! 1176 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,085 Oh, no, everyone! 1177 00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:56,653 -Here too? -Everyone, resist! 1178 00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:00,323 Morita's kiss is so lame! So cheap! 1179 00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:03,427 This is… 1180 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:07,531 an answer from… 1181 00:51:08,932 --> 00:51:10,333 consumers everywhere. 1182 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:22,779 The cheapest kiss. 1183 00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:25,148 -The cheapest. -No! 1184 00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,350 -Way too cheap. -There it is. 1185 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:30,253 -No one could do worse. -A surprise death kiss. 1186 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,988 A surprise death kiss! 1187 00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:42,499 I got a kiss. 1188 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,235 -What now? -What now? 1189 00:51:45,302 --> 00:51:46,770 Isn't he gonna die? 1190 00:51:46,837 --> 00:51:48,772 I don't feel anything. 1191 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,542 So, the experiment was a success? 1192 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,678 -Experiment? -What? 1193 00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:57,314 Now I'll be set free. 1194 00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:58,882 Set free? 1195 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,720 Stupid man. 1196 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,288 What? An experiment? 1197 00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:06,289 Huh? 1198 00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:13,130 I'm scared. What's happening? 1199 00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,698 But we were having so much fun. 1200 00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:16,566 Hey. 1201 00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:20,303 Are you okay? 1202 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:21,972 What happened? 1203 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:23,907 Why? 1204 00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:25,408 Her, not him? 1205 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:27,811 This can't be… 1206 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:29,479 Now what? Is she dying? 1207 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:31,982 Hey! Are you okay?! 1208 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:36,953 What the hell? 1209 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,488 What is going on? 1210 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,424 Two test subjects. 1211 00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,326 One has shown symptoms and died. 1212 00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:44,327 Symptoms? 1213 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,630 The experiment has failed. 1214 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:47,764 Exterminating subject. 1215 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:48,899 What? 1216 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:50,100 Aim! 1217 00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:52,335 You've been eliminated. 1218 00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:54,070 Eliminated? 1219 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:55,338 Do you have 1220 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,641 any last words? 1221 00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,343 My last words… 1222 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,980 I want to 1223 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:06,583 hurry home and jerk off! 1224 00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:07,517 Fire! 1225 00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:19,529 -No, Watanabe! -That was fitting. 1226 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:22,766 After all, that kiss was cheap. 1227 00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:24,601 What? 1228 00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:26,803 It's the president! 1229 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,804 We succeeded. 1230 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,206 Ogawara. 1231 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:30,173 All right. 1232 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,541 Oh, wow. 1233 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:37,614 Looks like it's finally time to put the plan into action. 1234 00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:39,683 Tokuma Nishioka?! 1235 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:41,284 That's a big name! 1236 00:53:41,351 --> 00:53:45,488 TADAYUKI OGAWARA DRAGON PHARMACEUTICALS PRESIDENT 1237 00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:57,901 He's so scary. Was he always that scary? 1238 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,470 -No! -This is bad. 1239 00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:04,641 This guy sure plays around. 1240 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:05,609 Sorry. 1241 00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:07,077 Of course he wouldn't. 1242 00:54:07,143 --> 00:54:09,212 I can't do it after all. 1243 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,848 Huh? Is someone coming? 1244 00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:15,619 The experiment failed! Come with us! 1245 00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:18,555 Wait, hold on. 1246 00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:22,492 You said you wouldn't touch the chief! 1247 00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:24,194 What's going on? 1248 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,462 Don't resist! 1249 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:26,596 I'm not! 1250 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:27,597 Stop resisting! 1251 00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:28,665 I'm not resisting! 1252 00:54:28,732 --> 00:54:29,666 Don't resist! 1253 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,067 That hurts! 1254 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,035 Don't resist! 1255 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,070 What are you doing? That hurts! 1256 00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:36,239 He came back. 1257 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,743 -His coworker? -Miyano's so cool! 1258 00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:47,117 -He's so strong! -He's using superpowers! 1259 00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:53,356 So much action. 1260 00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:54,958 This is so sudden. 1261 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,027 Shogo, careful! 1262 00:54:57,761 --> 00:54:58,828 So lame! 1263 00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:00,130 What a wimp! 1264 00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:03,066 I heard an ally had infiltrated the company. 1265 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,035 But Shogo, 1266 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,103 I had no idea it was you. 1267 00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,371 What? 1268 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,106 What does he mean? 1269 00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:13,009 Was it just my imagination? 1270 00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:15,912 Were you doing this just now? 1271 00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:18,348 You were like this. 1272 00:55:18,415 --> 00:55:20,784 I didn't want to use this power yet. 1273 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,620 Don't you get it, Shogo? 1274 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,688 What? 1275 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:26,456 Of course not. 1276 00:55:26,523 --> 00:55:29,025 It's already been 20 years since then. 1277 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:31,461 We didn't even recognize each other. 1278 00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:35,131 Did we meet somewhere 20 years ago? 1279 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,767 Yay! 1280 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,773 They have experiment numbers on them! 1281 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,141 It said "eden"! 1282 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,209 Hold it! 1283 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,811 Wait right there! 1284 00:55:49,279 --> 00:55:50,714 Let go! Stop it! 1285 00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:57,954 You don't have to remember yet. 1286 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,489 We don't have time. 1287 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:02,726 You should've come earlier then! 1288 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:05,095 -This was going on for a while! -Sorry. 1289 00:56:05,161 --> 00:56:06,463 Look at this. 1290 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:07,797 Huh? 1291 00:56:08,732 --> 00:56:10,800 One has already lost his life. 1292 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,804 The enemy's serious. 1293 00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:16,740 Oh, right. He didn't know until now. 1294 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,408 Shogo. 1295 00:56:20,276 --> 00:56:23,113 Let's topple this rotten world. 1296 00:56:23,613 --> 00:56:25,548 The winds of revolution are stirring. 1297 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:29,486 I want to. I totally want to! 1298 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,654 -He loves that stuff. -He really wants to. 1299 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:32,722 Shogo. 1300 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,658 Our story starts now. 1301 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,294 I'm counting on you, partner. 1302 00:56:39,596 --> 00:56:41,197 Now this is a drama. 1303 00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:46,569 AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY KEEP OUT 1304 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:53,510 So many top actors. 1305 00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,079 -All good after yesterday? -Jun Hashimoto. 1306 00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,047 I had another drink afterward. 1307 00:56:58,114 --> 00:56:59,315 You drink too much. 1308 00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:00,216 I couldn't stop. 1309 00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:02,685 -All right! -Nice. He has a great impact. 1310 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:08,158 Thanks. 1311 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:12,128 Oh, found you. 1312 00:57:12,695 --> 00:57:14,130 Where've you been? 1313 00:57:14,197 --> 00:57:15,331 Sorry about that. 1314 00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:21,237 Estimated time of death is 2:00 a.m. late last night. 1315 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,740 The victim's identity is being investigated. 1316 00:57:32,682 --> 00:57:35,285 We got ourselves a troublesome case. 1317 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:39,622 This one's gonna take a while. 1318 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,891 So it seems. 1319 00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:44,327 What?! 1320 00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:54,003 -What?! -What?! 1321 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,206 -The first episode ended? -It's over?! 1322 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:00,376 Oh, it's Noda! 1323 00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:02,445 -It's Shimasa! -Shimasa! 1324 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,315 Oh, Gunpee! 1325 00:58:05,381 --> 00:58:06,916 Gunpee can't handle this! 1326 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:09,786 Huh? Oh, wow! 1327 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,923 This story's incredible. 1328 00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:17,393 That was jam-packed! 1329 00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:20,029 Watanabe didn't last long. 1330 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:22,665 Takashi's last line. 1331 00:58:22,732 --> 00:58:25,001 "An answer from consumers everywhere." 1332 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,904 -We got some information. -Okay. 1333 00:58:27,971 --> 00:58:31,341 It seems Watanabe had a hard-on during the entire shoot. 1334 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:35,678 -You were eliminated. -I was, huh? 1335 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:38,381 But did I really lose? 1336 00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:42,519 I felt like both the chief of HR and a consumer. 1337 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:44,187 I mean, seriously? 1338 00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,524 Don't take consumers lightly. 1339 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:51,794 During the scene, it really hit home. 1340 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,830 I almost cried. 1341 00:58:56,199 --> 00:59:00,436 Subtitle translation by: Chul Woong Kim 82445

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