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Hey, it's me.

I'm going to need you guys to pull the Smith file for me. I don't have time to

do it for the meeting.

Yep, that's right.

And also, please grab my dry cleaning for me. I don't have time for that

Wait a minute. I'm getting another call. Hold on a second.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I'm going to have to call you guys back. My husband's calling again.

Okay, bye.

Yeah, hi, honey.

What's going on?

Um, this is the third time you've been calling, so forgive me if I sound short,

but I don't understand what could possibly warrant four phone calls in the

of, I don't know, two hours.

Yeah, I know I left my wedding ring in the kitchen, but I was doing the dishes

that you neglected to do yesterday.

Sweetheart.

There's not an evil plot against you. I didn't have time to put any jewelry on.

I forgot.

Get over it. You're acting like a child.

I must go.

I don't have time for this shit. Goodbye.

Jesus Christ.

All right.

Time for zen. Time for zen.

No worries.

You must have been so frantic.

No, that just means I have my work cut out for me.

Indeed. Where do you want me to start today?

Well, I guess we can start with lower body and some legs.

Weight down?

Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you.

You're always so attentive.

I really appreciate it.

Just trying to do my job.

And you do it so well.

Let's see if I can get through this whole hour without any disturbances.

There's always airplane love.

That's true. I can't live that way though.

To each their own.

Speaking of, do you mind if I take this?

No. Fuck, it's him again. You can keep going, don't worry. Okay.

Yeah, hi honey.

Okay.

Yeah, I'll listen. Go ahead.

Give me your proposal.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, that sounds great.

I would stick with first person, to be honest.

Try that.

Uh -huh, that's right.

But don't overthink it, babe. You just gotta let it come natural.

You know I'm in the middle of my massage, right?

Yeah, every Friday at 3 o 'clock for the last, I don't know, six months?

No, it's fine. Just go ahead. He's working on my legs right now.

I've been laughing at you, babe. I'm ticklish and he's working on my feet

now.

Uh -huh.

Mm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Yep. Uh -huh. That's right.

Babe, you need to stop.

Yeah, no, I'm listening.

You get mad when I interrupt you, so I'm trying to listen, uh -huh.

Mm -hmm, no, everything's great. I said I was getting a massage. Why are you

badgering me?

No, he's just working on my really tight hamstring muscle.

Fucking yoga Listen

honey, I'm doing some real quality work here on my body.

I don't have time for this anymore.

You're

You know what?

I'm going to turn your ass off and put airplane mode on. I'm over this shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Goodbye.

I'm just taking your advice. I'm going to do airplane mode.

Wow. You are really helping me get through some of this stress. I just

even know what to say right now.

That's what I'm here for.

Yeah.

You just guide me, Lucas.

because obviously I'm in great need of your services.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm, wow.

Ooh,

I love that.

Wow.

Haha.

in your mouth.

You have some tension.

Give me that massage therapy that I fucking need

Taking a dip in the deep end, are we?

Yes.

Let me take a seat.

Yeah, let me take a seat on that cock.

Oh, yeah.

Time for me to take a seat.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I know, right?

Old habits die hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes, I'll let you.

I'll let you take that pussy.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're so good.

Oh, my God. That fucking... That fucking... You gotta think of it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Wow

Yep, baby.

I need it.

Goddamn, like a work of art.

Beautiful.

Incredible.

Well, you know, at Fantasy Massage, every guy is willing to provide you with

service you need. Oh.

Without any drama.

Wow, that is so helpful.

Yeah.

Yeah, no problem.