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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,280 Come on, come on! Honey, breathe! 4 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,410 Come on, you're so good! You can do it! You can do it! 5 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:41,083 Come on, come on! Yes, push my golden baby out! 6 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,254 That's right, that's the way! 7 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,422 Come on, it'll work now! 8 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,841 Come on! 9 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,930 Yeah! Baby, I can see it! 10 00:00:56,931 --> 00:01:00,016 Baking it in a stuffed roll was a fucking stupid idea! 11 00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:03,689 But I had no idea you'd swallow it whole, love. 12 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:07,109 Do you want to marry me? 13 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,821 That's yesterday's corn. 14 00:01:13,781 --> 00:01:15,284 Okay, one more time, darling. 15 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,744 Will you marry me? 16 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,204 - Yes. - Yeah? 17 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,664 Yes! 18 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:25,292 Julius Lavický and a football is a perfect symbiosis. 19 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,629 {\an8}Lavický is the greatest talent, no doubt about that. 20 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:32,758 {\an8}He helped the Czech team to qualify for the UEFA Under-21 Championship. 21 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,885 {\an8}A brilliant football player. 22 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:39,556 However, he fell short of everybody's expectations in the end. 23 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:43,561 His career plummeted after being “noteworthy” off the pitch. 24 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:47,940 Bars, nightclubs, alcohol, girls of both good and ill repute, drunk driving. 25 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,358 {\an8}I'm Lavi, dickheads! 26 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,068 {\an8}I didn't pay anything and the amount is wrong anyways. 27 00:01:52,069 --> 00:01:55,364 {\an8}-He was kicked out of Sparta Prague. - Eliminated from the A-squad. 28 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,990 {\an8}It seemed football was all over for him. 29 00:01:56,991 --> 00:02:00,369 {\an8}But he signed a contract with the third-division FK Slavoj Vyšehrad. 30 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:04,122 {\an8}Despite initial problems, he helped the team go up to the Second Division. 31 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:09,043 {\an8}Slavoj Vyšehrad can look forward to another load of demanding matches. 32 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,963 {\an8}And Lavický is surely worth watching. 33 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:14,341 {\an8}So far, he has scored 14 goals for his team, 34 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:19,722 {\an8}and it seems there might be an interesting transfer on the cards. 35 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,848 {\an8}We shall see. 36 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:32,443 So, gentlemen, the end of the spring season is at hand. 37 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,904 There are only three matches left. 38 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,031 It's four, isn't it? 39 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,491 - Yeah, it's four, actually. - What a moron. 40 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:43,330 And please welcome your new teammate Okavango 41 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,372 from the Congo. 42 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,751 We believe that he and Lavi will form the best duo of strikers 43 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:52,797 and that we'll stay in the Second Division. 44 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,717 But first of all, I'd like to say this: May the ball be your mistress, 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:03:00,846 may Slavoj be your home, and may the team be your family! 46 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,973 - Slavoj! - Slavoj! 47 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,934 Where did you find that African guy? 48 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:09,230 Scouting. I decided to work on it a bit. 49 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:14,151 I wanted his brother, originally. But he stepped on a mine in the Congo. 50 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,612 When he went to get the ball. Just behind the fence. 51 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:20,366 Well, he'd probably play better than most of the Czech guys even with one leg, 52 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,367 huh? 53 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,744 - Yeah, but it ripped both of his legs off. - I see. 54 00:03:24,745 --> 00:03:29,374 Mr. King, I don't want to lie to you. Level playing field, okay? 55 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,753 - I have a good offer for Lavi. - I won't sell him. 56 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,590 We'd get relegated without him for sure. 57 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,509 - Michal! - What's up? 58 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,679 - Wake up! - Yeah. 59 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,473 - When we talked about the increase... - It's not possible. 60 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,268 He has a contract until the end of the season, then we talk about it. 61 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,773 Come on, give it here! 62 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,487 Dude, I've never met any girlfriend's parents before. 63 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,865 You're kidding, man... 64 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:03,993 It was always just one-night stands before Lucy. 65 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,872 Wait, never more than that, really? 66 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,834 It was usually just “poke and kick-off,” man. 67 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,337 - You mean you've never really fucked? - I have. 68 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,672 What should I talk to them about, man? 69 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:20,174 The main thing's to make her pop like you. 70 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,220 And tell her mom she looks good. You have to act gallantly. 71 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,514 That fucking guy's gonna move, watch it! 72 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,973 Hooray! 73 00:04:26,974 --> 00:04:32,147 Act gallantly, man. How? All those sluts didn't teach me a thing, man. 74 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:37,860 Dude, I don't understand you at all. You're a fucking moron, man! 75 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,368 - Okay, the training's over, I guess. - Good. 76 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,747 - So? Did you talk to King? - Yeah. 77 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,041 Well? 78 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,876 What a cunt. 79 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,251 He really helped you when you were down. 80 00:04:55,252 --> 00:04:58,756 Yeah. But I need it for the wedding. I have fuck all now. 81 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,634 - Tell me about it. - I wanted to borrow from you. 82 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,968 - From me? - Yeah. 83 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,179 - Are you fucking nuts? - I'm totally fucked. 84 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,097 Yeah. 85 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,767 Wait, wait, don't even try... 86 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,478 As the bride's brother, you're supposed to pay for the wedding. 87 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,980 And kidnap the groom. Yeah, I know that, man. 88 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,232 - Do you? - Yeah. 89 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,442 Where did you hear such a load of bollocks? 90 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,817 - I simply did. - Oh, I see. 91 00:05:19,818 --> 00:05:23,239 Listen to me now, okay? You have to start living modestly. 92 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,743 - Modestly! Do you get it? - Okay, alright, man! 93 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,373 - Hey, honey. - Hi, baby. 94 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,749 - Hello, Bro. - Hi. 95 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,751 This is Alena. 96 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,920 Lavi, hi. 97 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,005 Alena. 98 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,465 - Lavi. - Alena is our agent. 99 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,970 But wait, Jarda's my agent. 100 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,222 Oh, I see. No! 101 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,684 I mean our wedding planner, you see? She'll help me with the wedding. 102 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,353 - So I don't have to worry about anything? - You'll just pay for it. 103 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,438 - Will there be fireworks? - If you pay. 104 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,358 - It suits me fine. - So let's work out the details. 105 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,486 We're going to my folks tomorrow. Remember? 106 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,988 Tomorrow already? 107 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,699 - Come on. - No, it's fine, I'm counting on it. 108 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,033 - Okay, great. - Bye. 109 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,535 - Bye. - Yeah. 110 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,412 - What're you talking about? - What? 111 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,457 - I said you had to be modest! - We'll have fireworks. 112 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,126 No worries, I'll work it out. 113 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,378 - Wait! Look at me! - What is it? 114 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:24,215 Come here! Look into my eyes and swear to me that you won't fuck up! 115 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:26,260 - Look at me! - I promise. 116 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,803 That's the way I like it. 117 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,225 First of all, flowers. 118 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,770 They have to be like me. So roses, okay? 119 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:40,734 You get it? Roses are beautiful, but also prickly. 120 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,277 Get it? Prick... 121 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,779 - Yeah, I got it. - Come on. 122 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,327 THE ONE ŘEPKA BORROWS MONEY FROM 123 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,668 So by the end of the month, okay? 124 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:07,301 Sure. Thanks, bye. 125 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,696 By the end of the month, alright? 126 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:33,577 Can you turn that shit off? 127 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:37,206 - It's not shit, it's Pavel Bobek. - Do it now! 128 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:56,017 Fucking hell, you've really stepped on it. Take it easy. 129 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,896 - It's alright down here, I mean the car. - I see. 130 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,648 Yeah. 131 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,484 And don't tell your parents I've lost my license. 132 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,947 But the papers were full of it, hon. And also how you shouted at the cops. 133 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,073 - And how they caught up with you and... - Keep going! 134 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,660 - Now? - Yes, but what're you doing? 135 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,995 I mean the car, not your arse! 136 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,541 - I see! - Yeah. Jesus Christ. 137 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,419 Holy cow! 138 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,755 - Hi! - Hi, Lucy. 139 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,090 - Hi, Dad. - Good morning. 140 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,634 - Hello, Mom. - Welcome. 141 00:08:31,635 --> 00:08:33,679 - Mrs. Mizina. - Lavi. 142 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,931 - Mr. Mizina. - Come in. 143 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,392 Come in, Bican. 144 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,227 Bican? 145 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,564 Look, this is for the doggie! For the wedding. 146 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,149 Oh, that's beautiful! 147 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,944 How lovely, he'll be the king of the party. 148 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,363 Ilonka... 149 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,088 Well, Mr. Mizina, 150 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,673 you have a very nice house. 151 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,218 - Really? - Here you are. 152 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,762 And you, Mrs. Mizina, you have very nice... 153 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,515 - A very nice daughter. - Yes, exactly. 154 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,267 Thank you. 155 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,186 Thank you. 156 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,314 Well, let's just use our first names. I'm Lavi. 157 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,733 Yeah? Alright. Ilona. 158 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,568 Miloš. 159 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,153 Lucy. 160 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,696 Bobík. 161 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,531 - Shall we sit down? - Gladly. 162 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,744 But it's not your first name, is it? 163 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,039 Your first name is 164 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,833 Julius? 165 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,376 Mom, I think we still need some plates. 166 00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:49,338 Jesus Christ, of course. 167 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:56,596 That's what we footballers do, 168 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,308 we give ourselves nicknames. Like Ronaldo, 169 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,976 Rivaldo... Or 170 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,229 - Kaká. - Who? 171 00:10:07,731 --> 00:10:10,901 But those are their first names, right? 172 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:16,950 Your name should be Julius or Julek, Julda. Or Julin. 173 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,120 - Sorry. - Shall we have a shot? 174 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,414 Gladly. 175 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,960 Oh, this is strong! 176 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:33,006 - Don't overdo it. - Like I ever do! 177 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:45,393 I have to tell you that you're kind of cool 178 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,478 for a Slavia twat. 179 00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:52,276 And I admit that you're alright 180 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,529 for a Sparta arsehole. 181 00:10:56,989 --> 00:11:00,075 - Mr. Stitcher! - Mr. Romanian! 182 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,576 - Tvrdík, man! - Pelta! 183 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,497 - Jude Slavia, man! - Death to Sparta! 184 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,417 I'll fucking kill you! 185 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,004 Oh, I see you've become friends already! 186 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,131 Hi, Lucy! 187 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,800 What a good choice! 188 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,886 Mom! 189 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,462 Oh, man! 190 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,477 - Honey! - Well, baby? 191 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,855 - You okay? - Yeah, I can still handle a few juggles. 192 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,691 Well, he... 193 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,574 Dad's actually not okay at all. 194 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,912 Mom almost killed him because he puked all over himself last night. 195 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,338 If he can't handle his booze... 196 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,341 - Why don't you go inside? - In a minute. I'll just practice a bit. 197 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,595 - I'll be inside, okay. - Cheerio. 198 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,975 Come on. 199 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,145 Head up, Lavi. 200 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,147 There you go. 201 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,193 Well, where do you want it? Zlatan! 202 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,739 Bican, come home, there're some goodies waiting for you there. 203 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,908 - Bican! Hi, Lavi. - Hello, Miloš. 204 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:09,787 Have you seen Bican? I hope he hasn't run off anywhere. 205 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,125 Of course not. He was running around here only a while ago. 206 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,711 He's like my second child, you see? 207 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,047 - I understand. - Or a third one, in fact. 208 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,759 I forgot about Jarda. Bican! 209 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,096 Bican, sweetie! 210 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,933 Bici! 211 00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,769 Bici! 212 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,397 Bican, where the fuck are you? 213 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,150 Oh, shit! 214 00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:40,153 Bican! 215 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,949 Bican. 216 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,800 No! 217 00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:27,239 - Hey! - Yes? 218 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,285 Don't get pissed as a fart at the wedding. 219 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,080 - Of course not, darling. - I want someone to take care of me there. 220 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,167 - I'll take care of you, love. - Sure. 221 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,836 - And don't spend too much money. - Of course not. 222 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:44,257 - You know how things are at the moment. - I know it very well, love. 223 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,051 And when will you start earning good money again? 224 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,429 Soon, I hope. But Lavi's making fuck alright now. And so am I. 225 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,307 He lives like a king compared to us. Where does he get the money from? 226 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,936 - He earned it playing for Sparta! - So find him a better team. 227 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,814 And what do you think I'm trying to do?! 228 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,983 - Or find another client! - It's not that simple! 229 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:06,363 Müller and Paska control the territory. Or those losers Latka and Kysel. 230 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,740 - Do you know who pisses me off the most? - No, I don't. 231 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,826 Young Kolář. He handpicks the best pieces. Fuck! 232 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:16,581 - Helenka, it's not easy. - Helenka, it's not easy. 233 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,250 Either you get Lavi back to Sparta, or... 234 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,710 - Or what? - Or expect my divorce papers. 235 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,421 But... 236 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,888 - Let's go and fuck. - Okay, I'm going. Thanks. 237 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,458 What are you doing? Leave me alone. I'm Petr Mrázek. 238 00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,754 Dude, sorry, I didn't recognize you without that goalie mask. 239 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,813 Lavi, come here... 240 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,108 Thanks... 241 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,990 Oh, shit, man, she's had enough. 242 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,868 Hi there. 243 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,454 Hi, Patrick, nice to see you. 244 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,666 Thanks. You look like an animal. Hello, Stitcher. 245 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,960 Dino, man, hello. 246 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,923 You're kind of short today. Hi, Kakuna, man. 247 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,594 Hi there, Goalie Boys, how is it? Fucking awful, right? 248 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,469 Thanks. 249 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,723 Gudini! Hi there, fellas. 250 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,103 - What's up? - Oh, shit, man. 251 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,354 What's wrong? 252 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,816 If it goes on like this, I won't last, man. Do you have something? 253 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,569 - And do you have money? - We'll sort it out later. 254 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,987 - Roman, hi! - I don't have anything. 255 00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:14,407 - He doesn't. - He doesn't. What're we going to do? 256 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,533 Where're you going? 257 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,245 - Calm down, I'll take care of it. - Wait! Who are you calling, man? 258 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,706 - Dude, tell me. - Honza! 259 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:26,835 Hi, Honza. I need a bit of snow for the Dream... if you know what I mean. 260 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,713 Mrs. Kopic, hello. 261 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,756 Is your son in there? 262 00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:34,302 He's asleep. No, don't wake him up, it's okay. 263 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,345 - Well? - Don't worry, I'll manage. 264 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,391 - Knock, knock! - Shit, you look hot, baby. 265 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,850 - And this is still nothing. - Really? 266 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:42,976 Oh, dear! 267 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,978 - Hello, darling. - Hi, Mom. 268 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,858 It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Lavická. 269 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,281 Pump me like a ball! 270 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,075 - Michal! - What is it? 271 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,328 You won't enter the same mom twice. 272 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:04,832 She'll get used it, calm down. Have something nice to eat. 273 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:08,210 What're you staring at, boy? You want an autograph, right? 274 00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:10,714 - Go. - I don't feel like eating now. 275 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,216 Oh, come on. 276 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,218 - Hi! - Hello. 277 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,177 - Good afternoon. - Hi. 278 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,972 - Hello. - Hello. 279 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,057 - Okay. - Why're you wearing black, are you nuts? 280 00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,601 Where is Bican? 281 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:28,021 - Bican's been killed. - And buried. 282 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,733 Oh, shit! 283 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,236 If I ever find out who... 284 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,571 Miloši, I get it, but... 285 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:39,909 - Maybe it was unintentional. - What do you mean? 286 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,787 I don't know, maybe he just went for the ball. 287 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,581 - What? - Yeah. 288 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,000 But you don't kick legends! 289 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,211 - Hello, Mom. - Hi. 290 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,255 Hi, Dad. 291 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:55,424 What is it? Has someone died? 292 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,179 I'm sorry. Lucy, go and get changed. 293 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,431 Go for it, baby. Looking forward to it. 294 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,974 Yeah, someone's died. 295 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:09,064 And I ask you, Miss Lucy Mizina, 296 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,442 whether you enter voluntarily into a marital union 297 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,862 with Mr. Julius Lavický. 298 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,947 - Lavi, man, that's enough. - Lavi. 299 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241 Yes. 300 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,701 Thank you. 301 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,788 And now I ask you, Mr. Julius Lavický... 302 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,040 - Lavi, man. - Lavi. 303 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,001 ...whether you enter voluntarily into a marital union 304 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,171 with Miss Lucy Mizina. 305 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,005 - Yeah, sure. - I beg your pardon? 306 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:37,301 - Yeah. - Love, say “yes.” 307 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,095 Yes. Yeah, yes. 308 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,098 And now the wedding rings. 309 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,613 I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. 310 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,158 You may kiss the bride. 311 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,678 Bravo... 312 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,817 So our little girl has flown out of the nest, hasn't she? 313 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,696 Don't get so emotional all the time. Be a man, at least a bit. 314 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,324 Wait! Ilona, wait. 315 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,995 I don't care about that. I'm interested in... 316 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,039 Lavi! 317 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,082 Wait! 318 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,168 Mr. Lavi... 319 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,961 What is it? 320 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,589 - No way, man! - Careful! 321 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,049 - That's not enough, man. - It's worth ten grand! 322 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,304 Ten, really? Shit! 323 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:09,225 - I'll pay for it after I try it. - Wait, Lavi! 324 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,645 Everything's for free. We don't have to pay for anything. 325 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,190 That's right, Helenka. 326 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,861 Shit. 327 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,960 What're you staring at, you little faggot? 328 00:21:38,838 --> 00:21:42,342 - At last, man. - I wouldn't go there now. 329 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,678 This is fucking Saigon, Pavelec, man! 330 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,896 Dude, this is real food! Wow, man! 331 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:59,151 Fucking pigs! Eating on a crapper where normal people shit. 332 00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,381 Is there a Mrs. King? 333 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,801 - Yes, there is. - What a shame. 334 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,512 It wouldn't work anyway, Michael would kill me. 335 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,890 Fuck Michael. 336 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,021 - Hey! - Yeah, baby? 337 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,064 - Let's go to our room. - Now? 338 00:22:39,065 --> 00:22:42,734 No, give me a sec, I'm going first. It'll be a surprise! 339 00:22:42,735 --> 00:22:44,862 - No shit! - Room 702, okay? 340 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,823 - 702, yeah. - 702. 341 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,116 - 702. - Baby? 342 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,704 Yeah, sure. I'll be right there! See you, baby. 343 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,746 - Can I have a moment, Lavi? - Of course. 344 00:22:54,747 --> 00:22:58,001 Look, first of all, I'm happy that you two got married. 345 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,794 - Yeah, thanks. - Second. 346 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,923 - If you ever hurt our Lucy, I'll kill you. - Yeah, thanks. 347 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:07,467 And third, you should prepare for the role of a father. 348 00:23:07,468 --> 00:23:10,887 If you need some help, you can turn to me. 349 00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:14,516 - Yeah, thanks, great. - Have you fucked an arse today? 350 00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:16,769 What the fuck are you talking about, 351 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,730 - you moron? - I mean your wife. 352 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,526 Go ahead and make Lucy happy. She will be pleased. 353 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,905 Thank you. Bye. Thanks. 354 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,573 I love him! 355 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,955 Okay, seven oh two. 356 00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:37,416 Seven oh two. 357 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,714 Baby? Lucy, darling. 358 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,132 Pretending not to hear me? 359 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:50,888 You wanna play? You'll scream with pain, I'll punish you! 360 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,726 Miloš, oh, dear, 361 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,229 who would have thought?! 362 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,067 What a man you are now! 363 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:07,321 Yeah, I am! 364 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:09,365 Okay, nothing again. 365 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,408 Classic. 366 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,711 Gentlemen, I'd have never believed that someone like Lavi would get married. 367 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,921 He surprised me too. 368 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,090 Jesus! 369 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,300 He's like a new person, Mr. King. 370 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,675 Oh, dear! 371 00:24:30,676 --> 00:24:34,515 It was just girls and booze when he first joined us. 372 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,225 As if he had a burning torch in his underwear. 373 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,977 Exactly, Michael. 374 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,853 Oh, shit! 375 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,939 But I believe he's grown up at last. 376 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,942 Die, you pig! 377 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,152 He'll get us into the Premier League one day. 378 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,488 Yes, sure. 379 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,201 - What was that? - It burns like hell! 380 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:58,163 An unsuccessful fireworks attempt, I guess. 381 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,836 But it probably worked out in the end. 382 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,007 Oh! Have you seen Lavi? 383 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,466 He was really looking forward to it. 384 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,720 He wanted to be as close to it as possible. 385 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,014 I think he's enjoying himself. 386 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:23,604 I leave you alone for a while and you end up in deep shit! 387 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,857 Lavi! I'm really... tolerant, you see? 388 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,986 I'm not a shrew, but sometimes it's really just too much! 389 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:34,239 I know you're a wild person and all, 390 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,452 but one more slip-up like this and I will divorce you! 391 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,328 But we only just got married. 392 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:43,082 - Yeah, but I can end it anyway. - Well, I'm sorry. 393 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,501 - I didn't want to fuck your mom. - What? 394 00:25:46,502 --> 00:25:48,964 - What? - That old bitch! 395 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,718 - She fucks anything that moves! - Well, exactly. 396 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:58,348 Okay, Lavi. One more time and it's really over. 397 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,977 Because I'm planning this... 398 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,481 planning my future around you. 399 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,484 Me too. 400 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:13,530 I wanted to have a beautiful relationship with you, 401 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,324 sex three times a day... 402 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,993 - Same here, baby. - And children. 403 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,038 Me too. Children? 404 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,124 What? God, you don't want kids? 405 00:26:24,832 --> 00:26:26,416 I'll get the door. 406 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:29,213 It really suits you now, doesn't it? 407 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:34,927 - Hi. I'm your son. - It doesn't really suit me right now. 408 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:38,136 - Who was that? - Nobody. 409 00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:39,890 Sure. 410 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,560 Hi, baby boy. What do you need? 411 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,897 - I'm his son. - Shit! 412 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,192 You see? I already have one child. And he's even signed. 413 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,362 I doubt it. You wouldn't be able to take care of a kid, 414 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,530 not even for a month! 415 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,616 - Sure, I would, easily. - What're you doing here? 416 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,451 I know it's him. 417 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,703 - What do you mean? - My daddy. 418 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,247 What makes you think so? 419 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,499 I saw the birthmark on his penis. 420 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,002 - He... - I don't have a birthmark. 421 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,003 You do, in the shape of an ellipse, just like me. 422 00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:15,967 - That's a football, man, isn't it? - You're so irresponsible! 423 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,009 - This is too much! - Let's go, Richard. 424 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:20,637 Mom, I should get to know my daddy better. 425 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,601 - Forget it. - Tell him it's not true! 426 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:31,022 I slept with you nine years ago. 427 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:33,317 So what? Wait. 428 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,651 - How old are you? - Eight. 429 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,822 It doesn't add up, man. 430 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,077 But why didn't you tell me? 431 00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:47,163 I didn't give a toss about you, it was just a one-night stand. 432 00:27:47,164 --> 00:27:50,625 I thought we were friends. 433 00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:51,795 We're not, Lucy. 434 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,965 God, this is the worst day of my life! 435 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,300 Julius! 436 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:02,804 I'm telling you that this is getting really, really bad! 437 00:28:02,805 --> 00:28:03,974 Baby! 438 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,602 - Are you sure he's mine? - Yeah. 439 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,478 - I want a test. - Go ahead. 440 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,315 Love! Lucy! 441 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,317 Lucy! 442 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:17,236 Lucy? Where are you? Baby! 443 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,655 Oh, this looks good! 444 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,700 Is that it? 445 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,120 Oh, Mr. Lavi! 446 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:30,333 Guys, I need to find my wife, or she'll think I don't give a shit about her. 447 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:34,170 Did Jarda order this? I thought he was pissed off at me 448 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:38,006 for feeling up his mom, but he's got a good heart. 449 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468 I'll give you an autograph if you want. 450 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:45,181 Have you ever had your dick on fire? You wouldn't believe how it can burn! 451 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:49,225 Why are we stopping? This looks like a real kidnapping. 452 00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:52,103 Now you'll put me in the trunk. It's fucking hilarious! 453 00:28:52,104 --> 00:28:56,567 What the fuck, man? I won't give you my autograph! 454 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:15,169 Holy shit, guys, this must have cost a lot of money, man. 455 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,213 And Jarda says he's broke. What a cunt! Do you get it? 456 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:21,509 But I really kept talking about the kidnapping of the groom, 457 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,177 so he made my dream come true. 458 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,722 He's actually nice. Cool space, man. Where are we? 459 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:31,018 - We said by the end of the week. - No, man! By the end of the month. 460 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,980 - We said by the end of the month. - Yeah. That sounds really harsh. 461 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,567 And what about the end of the month? 462 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:42,072 He doesn't remember us. You're such a jerk, aren't you? 463 00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:48,201 Wicked! What a cool sound. Respect! 464 00:29:48,202 --> 00:29:52,456 I feel like I'm in a stupid American film. Wait, how do they say it? 465 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:56,711 “I won't tell you anything! You won't get anything from me.” 466 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,586 That's from Rambo, isn't it? Really good. 467 00:29:58,587 --> 00:30:01,799 That really hurt, you moron! Let's call it quits, man. 468 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,970 Stop it! Stop it, you arsehole! 469 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:20,609 He owes us quite a lot of money, but we can't stand him anymore. 470 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,237 - How much does he owe you? - Five hundred grand. 471 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,655 What did he need 500 grand for? 472 00:30:25,656 --> 00:30:30,203 Don't know. But he keeps mumbling something about fireworks. 473 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,956 - And what do you want from me? - To pay us back on his behalf. 474 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,208 Why would I do that? 475 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,920 You don't want anyone to know that he borrowed money 476 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,174 from the betting mafia, do you? 477 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,887 I see. You're blackmailing me. 478 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:53,727 - That's our job, actually. - And we really enjoy it. 479 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:01,649 This is really too much, Lavi! 480 00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:05,361 If I didn't need you so bad, I'd terminate your contract immediately! 481 00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,281 - Don't do that. - Mr. King... 482 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,241 - No “Mr. King”! - Yeah! No “Mr. King”! 483 00:31:10,242 --> 00:31:13,788 Fuck, how could you get involved with people like that? 484 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,457 - You owe me half a million! - I'll pay you back, of course. 485 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,585 You can be sure of that! And I'll take all your bonuses! 486 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,252 - You can't do that! - You can't do that! 487 00:31:21,253 --> 00:31:23,881 Of course I can! 488 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,009 Of course he can! 489 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,511 Well... 490 00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:34,059 Lucy! 491 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,353 Lucy, don't be stupid. 492 00:31:45,444 --> 00:31:47,321 Come on, baby! 493 00:31:55,871 --> 00:31:56,956 Lucy! 494 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,296 What're you doing? 495 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:07,424 - Oh, hello, Miloš. - Mr. Mizina to you. 496 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,968 And leave Lucy alone, you really fucked up. 497 00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:11,637 Sorry, Miloš. 498 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,850 Look, I really love Lucy. 499 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,937 - And Ilona, I didn't really want to... - What? 500 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,814 - Screw her. - You screwed Ilona? 501 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,315 Well, just a bit. 502 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,651 What a slut. 503 00:32:25,317 --> 00:32:27,903 Don't worry about it, she does it all the time. 504 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:31,491 - And I'm sorry about Bican, too. - Bican? How? 505 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,619 - Bican. - So it was you who...? 506 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:39,205 You fucking bastard! Get out of here and never come back! 507 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:41,668 Idiot! 508 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,596 - What do you want? - He kept annoying me all weekend. 509 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,931 I don't get it, but he wants to get to know you better. 510 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,725 Haven't you done enough? 511 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:01,645 - I can be here for as long as I want. - At least he'll see who you really are. 512 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,188 What is that supposed to mean? My wife's left me because of him! 513 00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:08,318 - It wasn't just because of me. - What the hell? Get lost! 514 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:11,656 I know how you can win her back. 515 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,993 Really? Okay, come in. 516 00:33:15,951 --> 00:33:18,786 - If anything, call me! - Yeah, sure. 517 00:33:18,787 --> 00:33:20,289 She said that to me. 518 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,542 - Sure, Mom, as always. - Well, go in. 519 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:28,463 Hi there, this is Lucy girl, leave me a message. 520 00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,341 Hello, my love. 521 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,385 You're probably still mad at me, I know. 522 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,555 I just wanted to tell you that I have the boy here now. 523 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:40,309 I'm going to look after him for a month. 524 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:44,188 You can come over and see for yourself that I'm not completely irresponsible. 525 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,774 I miss you. I love you, bye. 526 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:49,525 - What're we gonna do? - Fuck all! 527 00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:53,530 You're out of here in a month. Sit on that cube over there. 528 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,951 You won't speak or annoy me, you'll just pretend you're not here. 529 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,245 Get it? 530 00:33:59,411 --> 00:34:03,207 - Can't you reply? - You said I shouldn't talk. 531 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:06,001 So you're gonna be a smartass, right? 532 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:08,922 Oh, man. 533 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,389 Are you fucking reading or what? 534 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,268 Dude, how could your mother possibly think you're mine? 535 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:27,022 - Do you play games? - Yeah. I like chess and scrabble. 536 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:30,902 - And also knowledge-based... - Yeah, good, keep reading. 537 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:37,199 What kind of genetic material do you want to use for the paternity test? 538 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,078 - Genetic material? - Hair, saliva... 539 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,037 Well, I don't know. 540 00:34:43,038 --> 00:34:46,666 - Do you even know how the tests work? - It's clear, ain't it? 541 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,751 But I should remind you just in case, okay? 542 00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:49,878 Fine. 543 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:54,757 You have to take a sample without contaminating it in any way. 544 00:34:54,758 --> 00:34:57,844 Without polluting it. Or... It doesn't matter. 545 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:01,013 Then you send it to the lab and just wait for the results. 546 00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:04,977 - How the fuck do you know all this? - I know a lot of things. 547 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,478 Okay. 548 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,941 Ha! You didn't know this, did you? 549 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,068 If you want to send hair, 550 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:17,824 there must be at least ten of them and with roots. 551 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,491 Okay. 552 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:30,085 LAVI SAYS TO LIMBERSKÝ: BETTER TO BE A TOP PLAYER THAN AN AVERAGE PLAYER. 553 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,837 Jesus, what an idiot. 554 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:35,423 - Hello, Mr. King. - Good afternoon. 555 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,634 What do you want? Everything's been paid. 556 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:41,805 - We're here because of something else. - What is it? 557 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,015 - Daddy's sent us. - Who? 558 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:47,352 - Daddy. - Yes, but I don't know who it is. 559 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,854 Daddy. 560 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,899 RB, Roman. 561 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:55,235 - Call him what you will. - Igor calls him Secret Police Shit, 562 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,361 don't you? 563 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,738 - Shut up, nobody's supposed to know that. - But it's true. 564 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:01,660 - Shut it. - Well, and what does he want from me? 565 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,579 There're just a few matches left now, so things need to be discussed. 566 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,832 - Like what? - Like results. 567 00:36:08,582 --> 00:36:11,667 - And referees. - There're no results without refs. 568 00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:13,128 That's clear, isn't it? Shut the fuck up! 569 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,173 Oh, I get it now, gentlemen. 570 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:20,051 So, please tell your daddy that I'm not interested. 571 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:22,220 But he won't like it. 572 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:25,599 And you won't like the division, because you'll be out of it. 573 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,185 Everybody cooperates. Sorry. 574 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,189 One more time, gentlemen. 575 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:35,568 Tell the Secret Police Shit to fuck off! 576 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:40,824 Bye. 577 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,751 - Yes? - The message is “fuck off.” 578 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:56,213 Alright. So we'll start slashing them. 579 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,757 Let's see who their next ref is. 580 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,468 Okay. 581 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,224 Get up! 582 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,810 - Get up! - Ouch! What are you doing? 583 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,937 It's been all over the place! What do you want? 584 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,981 - I have to go to school. - I see. 585 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,941 - But it's only seven! - School starts at eight. 586 00:37:16,942 --> 00:37:19,862 - So what? You don't know the way? - I do. 587 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,365 There you go. Move it, then. 588 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,161 - And listen, young man! - Yeah? 589 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:30,747 - Get me some fags on the way. - I don't think they'll sell them to me. 590 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,793 You're fucking useless. 591 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:47,515 What do you want now, you little retard? 592 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,020 How did you reach the bell? 593 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,063 Cool. 594 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,907 Sorry. Pick it up. 595 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,315 Shit. 596 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:46,572 I can't be a fucking pop, man. How will I get fresh pussy now? 597 00:38:46,573 --> 00:38:48,617 I thought you were married. 598 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,536 Wait, and with my sister, no less! 599 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:55,498 Let's not talk about the details. I know it, man. 600 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,042 I have her tattooed on my heart, man. 601 00:38:58,043 --> 00:39:01,046 They say it's 99.9 per cent certain. 602 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,883 Wait, wait! And what about the remaining ten, huh? 603 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,719 Listen, Lavi, 604 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,639 I'd just try to come to terms with the fact if I were you. 605 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,851 You're his dad. Start sending some money to his mom and that's it. 606 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,479 - That's what most guys do. - I know. 607 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,856 But I just don't have enough money right now, you see? 608 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,193 And I have to look after him to win Lucy back. 609 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:27,656 - What sort of games are you two playing? - It doesn't matter. 610 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:30,076 I'm all alone with him now, anyway. 611 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,914 - You're a single father now... kind of. - Fucking hilarious. 612 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:39,792 I'm sorry, Lavi, I was mad at you because you fucked up the wedding, 613 00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:43,046 but not even somebody like you deserves such bad karma. 614 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,842 Stop talking about cars, man! This is a matter of life and death. 615 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,011 His life and death! Get it? 616 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:52,806 I know I'm no mental athlete, man. 617 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,185 But it's clear even to me that this child is not safe with me. 618 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:58,730 What should I do now? 619 00:40:00,105 --> 00:40:03,567 I really didn't want to give a fuck, believe me. But since he's my own boy... 620 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:07,071 He could be exceptional. Like his dad. 621 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,867 I mean like me, man! 622 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:15,786 So give me some advice, man, you always have a lot to say. 623 00:40:15,787 --> 00:40:18,582 Keep him alive. That's the most important thing right now. 624 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,168 And if you succeed, you can move on. 625 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,795 You can find something that you two have in common. 626 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:27,090 You're his dad, so he must take after you at least a bit, 627 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,175 right? 628 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:31,721 “Keep him alive.” That's good, man. Really good. 629 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,947 Richard, can I talk to you for a sec? 630 00:40:57,412 --> 00:40:59,748 I'm sure you've noticed, Richard, 631 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:02,708 that I have my own football pitch down here. 632 00:41:02,709 --> 00:41:05,336 Like most of the world's best football players. 633 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:08,715 And sometimes I let someone else play there as well. 634 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,177 So I thought that 635 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:15,137 we could play there for a while. With a ball. 636 00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:18,476 Yeah, you can't play football with a dog. 637 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:22,104 - Wait, what do you mean? - Nothing. 638 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:24,773 Oh, I see. Alright. 639 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:27,567 - Okay, shall we go? - No, I don't want to, thanks. 640 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,570 Football is a game for idiots. 641 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:39,330 Well, that's enough for today. Stop staring at me and get out! 642 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:42,040 Idiots. 643 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,793 We have nothing in common, man. 644 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:47,714 Try to adapt to him, then. 645 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,342 Do something that he enjoys. Domino, perhaps. 646 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,302 I can't go there, I pissed on the bar the last time I was there. 647 00:41:55,303 --> 00:41:59,014 I don't mean the strip club, you moron, I mean the game. 648 00:41:59,015 --> 00:42:00,725 - Lavický? - Yeah? 649 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:04,605 - Are you on the phone? - No, definitely not. Come on, guys. 650 00:42:06,231 --> 00:42:10,484 Oh, you're reading in the hot tub? That's nice. 651 00:42:10,485 --> 00:42:12,739 I like reading too. Books. 652 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,783 I've read this one about five times. 653 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:17,826 Completely. 654 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:18,952 IRON SPARTA 655 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,203 DIARY FROM THE BOTTOM 656 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,790 And this one I've read eight times, at least. 657 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:27,919 And have you read anything by Dostoevsky? Crime and Punishment, perhaps? 658 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,921 Or The Idiot? 659 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,674 Yeah, that's by the Russian goalie who was in the nick, right? 660 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,802 I haven't read that one yet, but I really want to. 661 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:36,888 Good. 662 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,809 That's really nice, isn't it? Reading like this. Both of us. Together. 663 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,732 Hi there, Zeli! 664 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,649 Well, I'm reading something. 665 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,027 For a beer? 666 00:42:51,651 --> 00:42:54,112 Schick's sister? I'm on my way. 667 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,281 I'll manage, no worries. 668 00:42:57,365 --> 00:42:58,450 Wait. 669 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,372 I'm a parent, aren't I? I do have some sense of responsibility. 670 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,000 It's nice, right? 671 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,294 Yeah! Good, isn't? 672 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:12,504 A nice pair of titties, right? This is my boy, Zeli. 673 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:13,507 What a bomber! 674 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,346 Well, thanks. 675 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:25,517 You're Patrik's sister, I hear. I'm a better player than he is. 676 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,312 I'd really like to see that. 677 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,649 - Shouldn't we go home now? - What is it? 678 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,985 Oh. Is he yours? 679 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:38,449 Of course he's mine. Who else's would he be? 680 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:48,626 DO YOUR BEST. 681 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,796 - Tomáš, hi! Hello. - Hi. 682 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,131 I'm glad you found some time for me. 683 00:43:55,133 --> 00:44:00,469 I've long since forgiven you for the fracture that ended my career. 684 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,973 That was at elementary school. To the point. 685 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,224 Sure, to the point. 686 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:07,435 - Good evening. Something to drink? - Coffee. 687 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:11,981 Listen, Lavi's doing very well now. You must have noticed. 688 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,609 So I thought you might be interested. 689 00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:19,738 Lavi would really like to play for Sparta. So much. 690 00:44:19,739 --> 00:44:23,409 I know that everyone wants to be at Letná now. 691 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,536 You're doing it your way now. 692 00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:29,123 And I like the way you do it. Since the internationalization 693 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:31,085 didn't really work out... 694 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,629 - Coffee for you. - Thanks. 695 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:37,591 Lavi's a world-class striker. 696 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:40,719 Listen, Tomáš, he speaks the language. 697 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,805 Czech. And he has normal European habits. 698 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:47,685 He used to problematic, of course, he was. But who isn't, right? 699 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:51,939 Listen, could you at least come and have a look at him? 700 00:44:53,064 --> 00:44:56,109 I know that you can't promise me anything else. 701 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,153 - What? - Okay. 702 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,405 Tom, thanks a lot. It is... 703 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,462 What is it? 704 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,797 At last! I need to do my homework. 705 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,967 - Do you want me to help you? - You're really funny, Dad. 706 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,803 I just wanted you to stop snoring like that. 707 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,929 Wait. 708 00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:29,017 - What? - You called me “Dad”? 709 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:30,601 Well... 710 00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:31,936 What is it? 711 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,982 Jesus, he's so cute. 712 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:39,068 Yeah. Almost like his daddy. 713 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:42,281 - True. - I'm good, I know. 714 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,741 - Fuck. Shit! Watch out! - What's up? 715 00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,910 - I have a match! - And you forgot all about it? 716 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:51,414 What do you think?! This is my classic pre-match ritual. 717 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,375 Get it? 718 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,544 I can't drive. Breathe out! 719 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,505 That's awful! Do you want to kill me? 720 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:02,008 Fuck, what am I gonna do? 721 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,387 So one more time... 722 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,638 Accelerator on the left, brake on the right. Let's go. 723 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:10,307 Isn't it the other way round? 724 00:46:10,308 --> 00:46:13,186 - You see? You can do it! - Why don't you drive yourself? 725 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,271 I'm still as pissed as a fucking fart. 726 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,315 If they caught me without my license, they'd lock me up. 727 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,276 - And if they catch me, you won't? - No. You'll say you kidnapped me. 728 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:23,488 - Why would I do that? - Just go. 729 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,533 And how about a taxi? 730 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,912 Cabs are for plebs. I don't waste money on crap. Go! 731 00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:37,585 Do you have it under control? 732 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,839 Looks like it, man! 733 00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:41,924 Fuck! 734 00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:45,927 What're you looking at? Look over there! 735 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:48,222 My goodness... 736 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,516 Shit! 737 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:56,397 - Do you want to kill me or what? - Not me, it was him! 738 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:17,333 - Lavi! Mate! Come here! - Any news about Lucy? 739 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:20,754 - No. But I have more important news. - I don't care about anything else, man. 740 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,589 - Sparta wants you again. - Okay, I'm interested. 741 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,256 Rosa's here. 742 00:47:24,257 --> 00:47:27,343 So I shouldn't play in these pink boots or what? 743 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:31,389 No, man! Come here. Tomáš Rosický's come to have a look at you. 744 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,807 - He is here? - Yeah. 745 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:35,393 No shit! I guess they really want me, then. 746 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,605 So you have to be magnificent today. 747 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,732 - Like Lavi. - Really good, you mean. 748 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:41,858 - Sure. - Lavický. 749 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,486 - Yeah? - How come you're not warming up yet? 750 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,946 I'm on my way, calm down. 751 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,199 He'll soon stop pissing me off, man. 752 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,617 - What? - Nothing. 753 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,286 Come here, lads. 754 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,537 Fucking hell, he's playing, man. 755 00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:58,166 Fuck this, dude. 756 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,712 Sparta oaf! 757 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,756 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom. 758 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,300 - How are you? - Good, everything's fine. 759 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:10,303 You steaming cunt, don't even warm up! 760 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:13,431 - I hope he's taking good care of you. - Fucking dickhead! 761 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,767 - Oh, yeah. We're fine. - Good. 762 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:18,895 - And the ref is the blond twat! - Bye. 763 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,022 Bye. 764 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,907 Lavický! Come on! 765 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:34,995 Go for it! 766 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,040 Well done! 767 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,753 Come on, man! 768 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,214 This is no Letná, you prick! 769 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,969 Oh, shit! Not this! 770 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:56,099 Yes, that's it. Come on! 771 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:06,525 Yeah! 772 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,404 Shoot! 773 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:14,033 Yeah! 774 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:17,078 - Yeah! - That's it, this is what I call top shape! 775 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,414 Amazing! 776 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:22,375 - And he scores! - Goal! Mr. King! 777 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:23,293 Yeah! 778 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:27,338 - That was brilliant! - So there is a way... 779 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:37,475 One-zero, right? Okay, let's have a look at it. 780 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,312 Come on! 781 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:44,772 Ouch, man! 782 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,064 Get up! 783 00:49:46,065 --> 00:49:49,069 - Man! - Are you fucking kidding me? 784 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:53,364 - What is it? - Lavický, ignore him! Watch the ball! 785 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:56,202 Shit, man! 786 00:49:59,704 --> 00:50:01,539 What're you doing? 787 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,917 It was no foul! 788 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,461 - What foul? - Put the whistle up your arse! 789 00:50:07,462 --> 00:50:11,842 Did you see that? He's really after us today, isn't he? 790 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,137 - Me? For what? - Did you see that? 791 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,722 - Oh, come on... - Get up! 792 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,683 The ref's a bitch! 793 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:25,188 Are you serious? 794 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:34,990 Is this real? 795 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:36,492 Yeah! 796 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,452 Fuck! 797 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,663 You cunt! 798 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:45,082 Amazing, man! Are you fucking satisfied? 799 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,210 This is incredible. 800 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:51,924 What's that supposed to mean? You bribed pieces of shit! 801 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,343 What was that? 802 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,013 Champion, you were amazing! Not for three points, though. 803 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,391 He was slashing you. 804 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:05,894 - But Rosický was over the moon! - Of course he was. Is he still here? 805 00:51:05,895 --> 00:51:08,064 No, but we're going for a drink later. You know what it means. 806 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:12,987 That we're going back to the top, mate! Lavi! 807 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:17,241 Hi there! 808 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:21,786 A nice match, wasn't it? Dramatic. And the draw's really fair. 809 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:24,872 But a small complication if you want to stay up, right? 810 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,626 - Don't ever come back here. - You might get it next time. 811 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,877 He might get it next time. 812 00:51:30,878 --> 00:51:33,798 - I've told him that already. - I know. 813 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:37,719 Good game, guys. Shall we have the sausage now? 814 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:44,100 - Enjoy it, gentlemen. - Thanks. It looks like rubber. 815 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,685 Jesus! Careful, it's hot. 816 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:49,439 - Jarda, the match today... - I know, Lavi was amazing. 817 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,316 The whole team was amazing, which made him shine even more. 818 00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:55,319 - Does he drink? - He does. 819 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:58,197 But only water. Six liters a day. 820 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:00,825 He's fresh, he's like a new person. 821 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:04,327 - Be honest. - You're scared he's still the same moron. 822 00:52:04,328 --> 00:52:06,872 And you don't know if you can recommend him. 823 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:11,127 Listen, he's got a wife now. So there's no space for whores now. 824 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,881 He looks after his son. 825 00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:15,756 Ouch! 826 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:18,135 He eats really well. 827 00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,511 Good. And now get lost. 828 00:52:21,512 --> 00:52:23,723 Ritchie, dinner! 829 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:26,560 And his house is pristine. 830 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:33,023 He's a real role model for young people now. 831 00:52:33,024 --> 00:52:35,609 - Jarda. - It's been an amazing transformation! 832 00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:36,527 Jarda. 833 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,695 I know, you're still thinking about the Russian guy. 834 00:52:38,696 --> 00:52:41,741 But isn't he unnecessarily too expensive for Křetínský? 835 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:45,828 - Jarda. - You have to take him. You saw him today. 836 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:46,705 - Jarda. - Yeah. 837 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,459 - It's done. - Oh, I see. 838 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,132 Jesus Christ, I'll devour it all! 839 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:17,944 I don't have any bad intentions, you know? 840 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:21,781 I'm a family man. I've got an eight-year-old boy at home. 841 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:25,284 - Really? He's home with his mom? - No, he's alone. 842 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,494 - Alone? - Yeah. 843 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,622 - All alone, man? You're not worried? - About what? 844 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,208 I don't know, man. A fire could break out. 845 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:35,837 And they boy will burn as well. It happens all the time. 846 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:39,214 You're really irresponsible, man. 847 00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:41,341 - Richard, shit! - Fuck! 848 00:53:41,342 --> 00:53:43,469 - Where're you going? - There's a fire, man! 849 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,223 A fire, man! There's a fire! 850 00:53:53,187 --> 00:53:55,481 Oh, man! Mom, answer it! 851 00:53:55,482 --> 00:54:00,403 Shit, Mom, answer the phone. I need help! There's a fire! 852 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,323 Are you fucking kidding me? Shit, I feel like fucking! 853 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,160 Richard? 854 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,410 Richard! 855 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,038 Are you okay? 856 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:13,081 - You're not on fire? - What? Why should I be? 857 00:54:13,082 --> 00:54:15,835 I was really worried about you, mate. 858 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:20,839 Dad's going back to Sparta, Dad's going to be a star again! 859 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,134 That's great. I'm off to school. 860 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:26,304 I've made myself a snack. Yours is in the kitchen. 861 00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:28,347 You've got a training session tonight, you should be on time. 862 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:30,558 I can take you there when I get back from school. 863 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:33,603 There's chilli con carne in the fridge, it'll give you energy. 864 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,812 I like that a lot. 865 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:38,399 I've hidden all sharp objects. You should be safe. Take care. 866 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,402 You too, Ritchie. 867 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:50,328 - Lavický, keep running! - Fuck, what do you think I'm doing? 868 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:52,288 - You're fucking talking! - I'm running! 869 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,583 - Try it harder! - I'm doing my fucking best! 870 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:59,295 - What's wrong? - He's lazy and cheeky. 871 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,004 Stop staring and move your arses! 872 00:55:01,005 --> 00:55:03,549 - So what is it? - Don't know, he keeps bullying me. 873 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,968 - Stop talking to me like that! - Calm down, okay? 874 00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:10,014 Fuck it, I'm fed up with it here. I don't wanna play here anymore. 875 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,724 Nobody's forcing you. You can just fuck off. 876 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:15,560 And I will. Going back to Sparta anyway. Cheerio! 877 00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:18,147 Sure. As you please. 878 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:22,194 But you still owe me 500 grand, sunshine! 879 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:26,155 - Is he going back to Sparta? - I have no idea. 880 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:29,075 I wish he would, though. It'd be good for my nerves. 881 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,660 He keeps undermining my... 882 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,079 - Authority? - Yeah. 883 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,123 And by the way... 884 00:55:35,915 --> 00:55:39,585 - Oh, I've been looking for this. - It was next to the changing rooms. 885 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,632 - Hello, Julda. - Hi, Mom. What're you doing here? 886 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:45,509 You called me. 887 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:50,263 Yeah, but it was some three days ago. I was totally pissed. 888 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:52,765 No wonder. What did you need? 889 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:57,103 - I needed some help with upbringing. - It's a bit too late for that, isn't it? 890 00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:00,147 No, it's for my son. 891 00:56:00,148 --> 00:56:01,481 What? You have a son? 892 00:56:01,482 --> 00:56:04,819 Yeah, I do. He's eight and... 893 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,071 Eight? Wait, who's the mother? 894 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,822 A whore, isn't she? 895 00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:11,701 Not at all. He just sort of showed up here. 896 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:15,246 I didn't want to burden you with some fucking bullshit. 897 00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:16,705 - Mind your language. - Sorry. 898 00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:21,251 - This is no fucking bullshit. - I just don't know how to handle him. 899 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:24,171 So I thought you could help me. 900 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:27,632 - Since you brought me up, you see? - I don't think I can help you with that. 901 00:56:27,633 --> 00:56:31,761 I didn't really bring you up. I just gave you a ball and that was it. 902 00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:33,889 And look now, what kind of person... 903 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,810 Well, okay... I really shouldn't give you any advice. 904 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:41,355 I was a single mom, you see. I had little time and too many men. 905 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:46,902 Mom, I know that we've never talked about such details, 906 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:51,949 but who's my dad? 907 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:56,286 Are you going to offer a drink to your mother or not? 908 00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:58,624 - Red wine, right? - Yeah. 909 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:03,210 And what's my grandson called? 910 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:05,546 - And when will I see him? - His name's Richard. 911 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:06,840 Ritchie. 912 00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:10,719 He's at school now. So perhaps later. You didn't answer my question. 913 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,805 - What? - Stop pretending you can't hear me. 914 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,017 - Who's my dad? - Julda! 915 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,393 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 916 00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:22,146 I don't know, there could be more of them. 917 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,774 - More? Is that possible? - Don't be an idiot. 918 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:28,402 I was a physio and masseuse. 919 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:31,947 - A lot of alpha males would come to me. - Like who? 920 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:34,033 - Chovanec. - Pepino? 921 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,785 Yeah. And Uhrin. 922 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,703 - Both Senior and Junior. - Disgusting! 923 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:40,580 - Vízek. He just wouldn't shut up. - Yeah. 924 00:57:40,581 --> 00:57:42,833 Not just athletes, though. Even Klaus, for instance, 925 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:44,292 before he accepted what he was. 926 00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:47,797 - I don't really want to hear it, Mom. - Well, that's what I thought. 927 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,133 - Hello! - Hi, Dad. 928 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:54,094 - So it's you? I'm Lavi's mom. - Your grandma. 929 00:57:54,095 --> 00:57:56,221 Yeah, I get it. 930 00:57:56,222 --> 00:57:58,182 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 931 00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,933 Richard, pleased to meet you. I'm going to make dinner. 932 00:57:59,934 --> 00:58:02,645 Oh, dear, and what will you fix? 933 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:07,067 Angus beef with mixed vegetables and potato fudge. 934 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,282 Are you sure he's really yours? 935 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,038 - Bon appetite. - Bon appetite. 936 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,957 Enjoy it. 937 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,042 - Get the door, boy! - Julda! 938 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:27,629 Alright, I'll go. 939 00:58:28,462 --> 00:58:30,215 Cheers! 940 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:36,053 - Hi, baby. - Hello. 941 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:38,931 Hi. What're you doing here? 942 00:58:39,432 --> 00:58:41,268 I just wanted to see you. 943 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:48,107 - Come in. - Good evening. 944 00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:49,859 Hi. 945 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:51,820 Hello there. 946 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,114 Hello. 947 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:59,201 I can see you're doing quite well. 948 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,954 I do my best. I've just cooked dinner. 949 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:05,416 Chew your food well! 950 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:09,837 - Lavi, I think I made a mistake. - It happens to all of us. 951 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:11,714 Julda, you're on TV! 952 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,923 - Oh! - Really. 953 00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:16,635 Sparta Prague announced a new player today. 954 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:22,475 Their twenty-second foreigner, and for the record sum of 270 million CZK! 955 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:26,645 Russian striker Ivan Slutalotev should 956 00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:29,106 increase the competition amongst the attacking players. 957 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,528 - I've been thinking... - And now the Second Division... 958 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,863 - What if I came back to you? - You fuck! 959 00:59:36,864 --> 00:59:39,867 - Well, okay, so no. - Lavický's scored another goal... 960 00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:44,079 - You bastard! Well, this is too much. - ...but it was only a draw for Vyšehrad. 961 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,044 Let's call a press conference. I quit, I'm done with football, man! 962 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:52,755 - Are you fucking kidding me? - I mean it, man! 963 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,089 I won't play anymore! I'm fucking pissed off! 964 00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:57,551 Calm down, mate. We've been through this before. 965 00:59:57,552 --> 01:00:00,514 - Bye! - Lavi, you can't do this, damn it! 966 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:06,436 It's fine, he's just probably drunk. 967 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:08,896 Lassie! 968 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:12,733 - I'm really sorry. - I need to go for a walk. 969 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:17,196 I guess you don't want him back now since he's not going to Sparta. 970 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:19,490 - Fuck off! - How dare you talk to me like that? 971 01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:22,742 - That's what you deserve! - It's you who should fuck off! 972 01:00:22,743 --> 01:00:24,453 - You should! - Bitch! 973 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:27,666 Come on, girls, let's come down, okay? 974 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,794 Cut! Slutalotev? Are you fucking nuts? 975 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,963 But that's really his name. 976 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:37,550 They could have taken Lavický back and it would be the same. 977 01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:40,345 - There'd still be a lot of sluts. - Where're you going, Bosák? 978 01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:05,787 Hey! 979 01:01:59,256 --> 01:02:01,841 - You can speak Czech. - I see. 980 01:02:01,842 --> 01:02:04,596 There's fuck all on this card. 981 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:34,917 LAVICKÝ QUITS HIS CAREER AGAIN. 982 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,544 Classic. 983 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:55,354 Richard, what do footballers usually do after their career? 984 01:02:55,355 --> 01:03:00,025 Well, their ex-wives usually bleed them dry, 985 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:02,735 then they start doing business and lose everything. 986 01:03:02,736 --> 01:03:04,862 And they also write memoirs, 987 01:03:04,863 --> 01:03:08,702 because they think it'll make them loaded again. 988 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:13,247 - Memoirs? - A book about their life and career. 989 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,542 I see. 990 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,962 Alright. I'll skip the first two things 991 01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,841 and I'll start writing my memoirs! 992 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:29,179 “I started kikin the ball when I was a kid. 993 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:32,974 I alwayz knew I'd be a football star. 994 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,397 The ball was my best freind. It was alwayz with me.” 995 01:03:39,231 --> 01:03:41,274 - Are you serious? - Is it good? 996 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:44,444 - It's absolutely awful. - Fuck, I was worried about that. 997 01:03:44,445 --> 01:03:47,740 It took me two days to write that, man. You've got to help me. 998 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:51,452 - Forget it! - You have to! I'll dictate it, it's easy. 999 01:03:51,453 --> 01:03:55,955 How the fuck did you get the idea that you should write memoirs? 1000 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:59,752 - It was Richard's advice. - That's a misleading statement. 1001 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:04,089 - How many people would buy such a thing?! - What's the population of this country? 1002 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,966 - About ten million. - Well, so ten million. 1003 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,093 I really didn't tell him that. 1004 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:12,180 It's absolute nonsense. You've got to do what you're best at! 1005 01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:15,976 - I can keep screwing whores forever, man! - I'm not talking about screwing whores! 1006 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:19,730 - I'm talking about football! - I won't play anymore! 1007 01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:22,316 My football boots are on the wall now. 1008 01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:24,234 Well, how lovely! 1009 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:27,112 You see? I'm talented, artistically. So I can manage a book, too. 1010 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:31,533 No fucking way! Do you know how many more goals you could score? 1011 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:35,329 How will you make a living now? And you'll miss football a lot! 1012 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:39,333 No, I won't! And stop persuading me, man. 1013 01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:43,879 You either help me write the book or you can fuck off. Catch. 1014 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:47,382 - Where're you going? - I need to take a crap. 1015 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,886 I had KFC for dinner yesterday. 1016 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:54,223 - I know what this is about. - Yeah? What is it about, then? 1017 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,809 You're asking Lavi how he's going to make a living, 1018 01:04:56,810 --> 01:05:01,563 but in fact you're asking how you yourself are going to make a living. 1019 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:07,694 - No. - Oh, yeah. 1020 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:10,906 And I can tell you how you can get what you want. 1021 01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:14,158 I don't need any advice from a small boy, not me. Never! 1022 01:05:14,159 --> 01:05:15,870 Okay. 1023 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:27,297 Alright, then. Give me some advice. 1024 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:29,383 Help him with the book. 1025 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,468 When he starts thinking about how famous he was, 1026 01:05:32,469 --> 01:05:35,931 it could make him go back to football. 1027 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:39,267 - You're a genius. - In comparison with the two of you... 1028 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:40,520 for sure. 1029 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,480 LAVI'S MEMOIRS - CHAPTER I 1030 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:46,108 I joined Sparta at the age of 17. 1031 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,151 I fitted in immediately. 1032 01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,363 Even Sparta legends liked me, they showed me a lot of respect. 1033 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:55,366 I saw really great things while I was there. Really great! 1034 01:05:55,367 --> 01:05:56,661 Fucking hell! 1035 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,664 I can't do this. 1036 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:03,667 What's he on about? 1037 01:06:06,211 --> 01:06:09,422 Footballers are not as stupid as people believe. 1038 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:13,427 Some of them can really use their heads. Řepka was like an older dad to me. 1039 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:15,262 This is how you do it, Lavi. 1040 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,430 Sparta! 1041 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:19,932 Thanks to him I tasted my first beer that night. 1042 01:06:19,933 --> 01:06:23,353 And I swore I'd never touch alcohol again. 1043 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,814 And with the exception of a few slip-ups... 1044 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,275 Pelta is a dickhead! 1045 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,527 I stuck to it 110 per cent. 1046 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,070 What is it? 1047 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,530 - Something in my throat. - I hope so, man. 1048 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:36,909 So many bitches were after me back then. 1049 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:39,786 - Girls are probably better. - Yeah? Okay. 1050 01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:44,373 So many girls were after me back then. But not because I was loaded. 1051 01:06:44,374 --> 01:06:48,670 I hate flaunting money. Or spending it. 1052 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:53,426 But they'd get me anyway. Because the balls were on their side. 1053 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,429 Like balls, man. You get it? On their side! 1054 01:06:58,430 --> 01:07:01,098 - Yeah, I get it, Lavi. - Why aren't you laughing, then? 1055 01:07:01,099 --> 01:07:04,311 - I am, on the inside. - Let's call it a day. 1056 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:08,356 But I only have one page, at best. 1057 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:11,442 - You? - You only have one page. 1058 01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:12,819 That's better. 1059 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:16,282 Quality needs time. I'm tired. Piss off. 1060 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,746 Hi there, Mr. Šádek. Mizina speaking. 1061 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:26,124 Well, the agent of Julius Lavický. 1062 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:31,254 No, he didn't quit. It's just gossip. 1063 01:07:31,838 --> 01:07:35,968 He really loves Plzeň. He drinks it every day. 1064 01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:41,558 Adolf, it was just a joke. 1065 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,519 Yeah, a stupid one, I admit. 1066 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:47,230 Anyway, I just wanted to... 1067 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,860 LAVI'S MEMOIRS - CHAPTER II 1068 01:07:53,861 --> 01:07:58,699 The life of a professional footballer is not just fun, 1069 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:02,245 but also hard work, sweat 1070 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,998 and tears. 1071 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,960 As well as exertion and... 1072 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:11,378 Full stop. 1073 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:17,174 I remember ending up in the Golf Hotel after a lost match. 1074 01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:20,429 I was working on a foreign girl there. Finnish, I think. 1075 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:22,472 Some guys from the NHL taught me a few phrases. 1076 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,229 You know, right? 1077 01:08:36,486 --> 01:08:37,696 Ouch! Fuck! 1078 01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:41,366 Then I just dumped her. She was too cold for me. 1079 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,827 The following day was in the same mode. The ice-hockey championship 1080 01:08:44,828 --> 01:08:46,121 was a hell of a party. 1081 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:50,959 One girl after another, they all wanted Voráček's autograph. 1082 01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:54,796 And one of them was really interesting. 1083 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:56,339 I see. 1084 01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:00,762 - Richard, I know now where I made you! - That's great, Dad! 1085 01:09:01,386 --> 01:09:03,138 I recall all the details now. 1086 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:08,351 A bubble bath, 1087 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:11,646 candles, 1088 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,857 a bit of wine. 1089 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:17,067 Really romantic. And then I fucked the shit out of her. 1090 01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:18,611 Lavi! The boy's here! 1091 01:09:18,612 --> 01:09:22,115 - Am I supposed to be ashamed? - You don't have to be ashamed. 1092 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,494 But he doesn't need to know how you fucked his mom. 1093 01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:31,165 It was really unnecessary, man. We're done for today. 1094 01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:34,251 Can I wait until my phone's charged? 1095 01:09:34,252 --> 01:09:36,047 - Okay, but be quick, man. - Yeah, sure. 1096 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,008 Sorry. He's going through a bad patch now. 1097 01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:45,263 Come on, Jarda! Of course he'd accept Slavia! 1098 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:48,517 What do you mean Trpišovský wouldn't make use of him? 1099 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,269 He can run up and down. He's an athlete. 1100 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:55,273 He's like a fucking Gripen fighter aircraft! Come on, man, don't be a fool. 1101 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:58,528 Okay, fine, I know you don't like this. 1102 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,197 I get it. Bye. 1103 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:04,032 Okay, so Slavia's out of the picture as well. Shit. 1104 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,571 Shit, what kind of dialect is this? 1105 01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,576 You know, Richard, 1106 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,202 I've been thinking... 1107 01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,412 - Does it hurt? - No. Why? 1108 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:55,207 No reason. So, what's the conclusion? 1109 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:58,878 I'd like us to be closer, you know? 1110 01:10:58,879 --> 01:11:01,715 After all, you're mine and I'm yours, right? 1111 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,092 How do you think we could do it? 1112 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:08,305 It'd be good if we could spend more time together. 1113 01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:10,307 That's good. 1114 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:13,770 And how do we do it? 1115 01:11:20,942 --> 01:11:24,738 A small chisel was inserted in the left nostril, 1116 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:28,867 and it was used to penetrate the thin bone between the nose and cranial cavity. 1117 01:11:28,868 --> 01:11:33,038 The brain was then removed through the newly made opening with a clay hook. 1118 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:37,500 The other option was opening the skull through the eye socket. 1119 01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:42,839 Beware! An idiot in the museum! 1120 01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:44,734 - Dad? - What is it, boy? I need to rest. 1121 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:48,990 - You don't play anymore. - Come on in, then. 1122 01:12:52,742 --> 01:12:56,538 - I have to ask you something. - Dad needs to relax. 1123 01:12:56,539 --> 01:13:00,041 It's about girls. 1124 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,878 - You haven't knocked one up, I hope. - I'm only eight. 1125 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:07,590 - You wanna know when I started? - No way. 1126 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:11,594 - So what do you want? - I like one girl from our school. 1127 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:14,723 - And you wanna get her, right? - Yeah, but she's older than me. 1128 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:17,058 She's the best girl in the whole school. 1129 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,186 Her boobs have started growing already. 1130 01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,855 - Come here! - What on earth are you doing? 1131 01:13:22,856 --> 01:13:25,317 You're mine! I was so worried we had nothing in common, 1132 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,152 but now I know that one day you'll be just like me. 1133 01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:31,238 Jesus, no! No... 1134 01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,616 - Shall we go and see her? - No, she has her piano lesson today. 1135 01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:35,577 Man, she sounds boring. So when? 1136 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,704 Tomorrow after school. She'll be alone for a while. 1137 01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:40,248 She always waits for her dad to pick her up. 1138 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:44,461 Wanna separate her from the herd, right? You learn fast, boy. 1139 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:47,505 - Okay, tomorrow. - But you'll be there. 1140 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,965 Yeah. 1141 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:50,927 Two o'clock sharp. 1142 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:57,724 {\an8}- LUNCH AT ONE TOMORROW? - SURE. WHAT TIME? 1143 01:13:57,725 --> 01:14:00,811 {\an8}- AT ONE, PERHAPS? - OKAY, I'LL BE THERE. 1144 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,899 What did you say? 1145 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,288 I really miss you, baby. 1146 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:23,709 Life's so pointless without you. 1147 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,381 - Did you enjoy it? - Great tuna. Fantastic. 1148 01:14:31,716 --> 01:14:34,844 I couldn't help myself when I saw you with the little one. 1149 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:40,016 It was so sweet when you sent the photos. Like when you were reading together. 1150 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:45,438 - Daddies are so sexy! - If you say so. 1151 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,233 I think that 1152 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:51,195 - you've proved already that you can do it. - Really? 1153 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,949 And now you have to prove 1154 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:59,494 that you can still make me come. 1155 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:02,372 - Easy-peasy. - Shall we go to your place? 1156 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,540 Sure. 1157 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:06,083 - But you'll be there. - Yeah. 1158 01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:07,003 Two o'clock sharp. 1159 01:15:08,629 --> 01:15:10,839 - Fuck! - What is it? 1160 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,382 It's two o'clock. I arranged something with Richard. 1161 01:15:13,383 --> 01:15:16,052 - So what? - He's my boy, I have to be there. 1162 01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:18,930 What? So how about a quickie in the crapper? 1163 01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,722 I really need it, hon. 1164 01:15:20,723 --> 01:15:23,851 I want you to do it to me here and now. 1165 01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:26,438 Baby, let him sleep, please. 1166 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,692 Let him sleep... Sorry, I really can't right now. 1167 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:33,318 I'll call you, okay? Sorry, I have to go now. 1168 01:15:33,319 --> 01:15:36,448 You prefer a small boy to shagging me?! 1169 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:40,703 No worries, it's okay, he's my husband. 1170 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,466 Hi there, boy. 1171 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:57,260 Get in. Sorry for the delay. 1172 01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,971 You're not scared they'll take away your license? 1173 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,097 I haven't got one now. 1174 01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:04,392 - They could lock you up. - There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. 1175 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:08,563 - Really? Is it all just because of me? - It's a given, isn't it? 1176 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,814 So which one is it? 1177 01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:13,610 The one in the blue dress and leather jacket. 1178 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,612 Shit, man! She's really hot, man! 1179 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:17,489 - Dad! - Yeah? 1180 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:21,701 It's really weird to talk like that about a 12-year-old girl. 1181 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,787 - Control yourself. - You're right, sorry. 1182 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,623 - What's her name? - Susie. 1183 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:28,917 It sounds a bit like pu... 1184 01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:32,669 - Sorry. So go to her, move it! - But I'm really scared. 1185 01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:35,923 Listen, if you don't even try, you won't get a shag. 1186 01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:41,136 I don't want to get a shag, I'm scared I'm not good enough for her. 1187 01:16:41,137 --> 01:16:43,432 Listen, women are like cars. 1188 01:16:44,475 --> 01:16:48,061 Let's say you have an Octavia. 1189 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:52,148 A decent car, easy-going, good consumption, but really common. 1190 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:54,524 And then you can have a BMW. 1191 01:16:54,526 --> 01:16:59,738 It's faster, fancier, but it costs more and eats a lot of petrol. 1192 01:16:59,739 --> 01:17:02,367 Or you can have a Ferrari. Like your dad. 1193 01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:07,540 Superb wheels, really beautiful, rides like hell, shags like... 1194 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,500 Well, a wonderful car. 1195 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:14,921 But everybody wants to drive it. But an Octavia? Nobody! 1196 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:17,799 Everybody wants a Ferrari. You get it? 1197 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,926 - Dad. - Yeah? 1198 01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,137 You're really stupid, aren't you? 1199 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:26,475 Maybe I'm a bit stupid, but I'm right about this. 1200 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,810 Believe me. 1201 01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:30,688 Go to her. 1202 01:17:37,318 --> 01:17:39,738 You can do it, dude. 1203 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:42,783 He's my boy. 1204 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:12,062 Hey, what're you doing, man? 1205 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,110 Get out of here! 1206 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:30,454 So? 1207 01:18:30,455 --> 01:18:32,622 I didn't get a shag if you're asking that. 1208 01:18:32,624 --> 01:18:34,417 But you did touch her up, right? 1209 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:37,086 - Yeah, I did. - Come here! Well done, my boy! 1210 01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:41,382 - Mr. King wasn't very happy about it. - Well, Mr. King is like that. 1211 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:44,469 He has to handle it. He suffered because of me too. 1212 01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:47,179 - Do you want to play? - If you do... 1213 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:50,058 Why not? Listen, here's a few tips. 1214 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:54,062 The most important thing is to shield the ball, that's elementary. 1215 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:55,521 You have to... 1216 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:58,858 - One null. - Listen, 1217 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,901 I don't really want to play anymore. 1218 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,571 Let's go home. My Achilles tendon hurts a bit. 1219 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,784 - Jesus, Daddy, play! - What did you call me? 1220 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:11,204 Never call me that again, okay? Never! 1221 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:13,413 - Shall we play? - Yeah. 1222 01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:15,458 Come on! 1223 01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:20,088 Come on, try me. 1224 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,756 Go for it! 1225 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:25,635 Guys, fuck basketball, let's play footie! 1226 01:19:25,636 --> 01:19:27,387 - Who wants to play with me? - Me! 1227 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:29,054 You? 1228 01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:32,558 Alright, give it here. Let's go! 1229 01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:35,771 Pass it! To Richard! Score a goal! 1230 01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:41,901 Come on, boy! Shoot! 1231 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:44,028 Shoot! 1232 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:47,116 - Yeah! - Goal! 1233 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,291 Dad, I must say that 1234 01:19:57,293 --> 01:20:01,129 although I don't really understand football, you're really good at it. 1235 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:05,133 Man, I'm the best! But back to women now. 1236 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,302 When a woman says “no,” she actually means “yes.” 1237 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:11,973 A smart person once said that every goal has its own goalie. 1238 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:16,020 But that doesn't mean that goals can't be scored. 1239 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:27,029 Sorry, Mr. King, I'm sorry that my son raked your daughter. 1240 01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:28,489 Raked? 1241 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,702 Well, it's like a rake, you know? 1242 01:20:35,621 --> 01:20:37,499 I'm not here because of that. 1243 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:42,837 - I need you to come back. - I can't, I'm really done. 1244 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:46,591 Why? You got offended like a small kid just because Sparta didn't want you? 1245 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:47,843 Yeah. 1246 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,303 Start playing again, Lavi! 1247 01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:55,099 You'll save the Second Division, score a few goals... 1248 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:58,352 And I'll sell you afterwards. And even your debt will be forgotten. 1249 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,813 - Why so suddenly? - We're running out of money. 1250 01:21:01,814 --> 01:21:05,651 We're close to relegation, sponsors are running away. 1251 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:10,198 And the refs are really after us now, they have orders from above. 1252 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:17,412 I refused to play their game, so they want to drown us. 1253 01:21:17,413 --> 01:21:21,458 The same people you took the loan from. And they're also working for... 1254 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,211 - Dad? - Yeah? 1255 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,880 - What do you want for dinner? - It's up to you. 1256 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,089 Okay. 1257 01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:28,299 Sorry. 1258 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:31,636 They're killing us. I don't know how long it'll take. 1259 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:34,640 It's really bad, I understand, 1260 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,433 but I'm really done. 1261 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:41,312 There're other things in life besides football. 1262 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,691 Okay, that's it then. 1263 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:50,530 - A pretty good job. - Enjoy it. 1264 01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:51,823 You too. 1265 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:57,287 - What did Mr. King want? - He wants me to start playing again. 1266 01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,290 - Maybe you should. - Rubbish. 1267 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,375 Honestly, it's the only thing you can do. 1268 01:22:03,376 --> 01:22:06,671 What do you mean? I'm writing a book, aren't I? 1269 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,134 - Dad, can I be honest with you? - You don't have to. 1270 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:14,512 - The book's horrible. - What do you mean? 1271 01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:17,764 - It's about my career. - Which is horrible as well. 1272 01:22:17,765 --> 01:22:22,143 - How dare you, you runt? - You should finally admit it, Dad. 1273 01:22:22,144 --> 01:22:24,313 You could have achieved so much more. 1274 01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:27,733 - And perhaps you still can. - What's all this about? 1275 01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:31,028 I said it to everybody, I'm done. I can do whatever I want. 1276 01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:34,240 You can't. You can only kick a ball. 1277 01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:37,493 You should start playing again 1278 01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:40,745 and earn enough money so that you can end your days in peace. 1279 01:22:40,746 --> 01:22:42,998 You're really pissing me off as well! 1280 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:46,669 What can you do? What have you achieved? You're just bullying me, 1281 01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:49,714 being a smartass, and screwing up my life! 1282 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:53,092 Sometimes I really wish you hadn't showed up here at all! 1283 01:22:53,093 --> 01:22:57,347 You're here just because I want to win Lucy back anyway! 1284 01:23:20,536 --> 01:23:24,208 {\an8}THE GRAPES OF WRATH 1285 01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:17,469 Nice handiwork. I'll take it! 1286 01:24:20,972 --> 01:24:23,267 That one was from Lafata. 1287 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:25,452 I started kicking the ball when I was a kid. 1288 01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:28,747 I always knew I'd be a football star. 1289 01:25:28,748 --> 01:25:30,749 The ball was my best friend. 1290 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:35,421 It was always with me. 1291 01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:40,051 - What the fuck are you talking about? - That's what you wrote, Lavi. 1292 01:25:45,389 --> 01:25:46,975 Glue. 1293 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,898 Earth. 1294 01:26:05,201 --> 01:26:08,121 Do I look good? Would you fuck me? 1295 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:14,126 Julius Lavický should actually play today 1296 01:26:14,127 --> 01:26:16,628 despite the fact that he's quit his football career recently. 1297 01:26:16,629 --> 01:26:21,801 We all want to know why you decided to play today. 1298 01:26:22,802 --> 01:26:26,012 Because I realized that all I can do is play football. 1299 01:26:26,013 --> 01:26:29,809 I see. And have you got a message for your fans? 1300 01:26:29,810 --> 01:26:35,064 Not really. But I'd be happy if my family came to see me. 1301 01:26:35,065 --> 01:26:39,361 Okay. Thanks for the interview and fingers crossed. 1302 01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:03,134 - Lavi! - What is it, man? 1303 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:06,179 - Hi, Bro. - Hi, Sis. 1304 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,644 Come on! 1305 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,356 Shit, I need support! 1306 01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:23,071 Let's go! 1307 01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:33,872 - Shoot now! - What's that? 1308 01:27:33,873 --> 01:27:36,125 Fucking hell, man! 1309 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,752 - Jesus Christ! - What's wrong with him? 1310 01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:42,506 I don't know. But he'll be alright, you'll see. 1311 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,302 - Go for it, now! - Don't be afraid! 1312 01:27:58,690 --> 01:28:00,692 Goal! 1313 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:17,876 Good! 1314 01:28:22,005 --> 01:28:23,465 Daddy? 1315 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:26,592 Lavický's just scored a goal, it doesn't look good. 1316 01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:28,886 We'll have to get rid of him, I guess. 1317 01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:31,805 - Is that clear? - What? 1318 01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,599 Get rid of him at halftime. 1319 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,976 Okay. 1320 01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:45,236 He scored a goal, man. What's up? 1321 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,071 We're supposed to get rid of him. 1322 01:28:47,072 --> 01:28:48,614 - Really? - Yeah. 1323 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,908 - You mean in public? - Yeah. 1324 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,286 - Any ideas? - What the heck, ref? 1325 01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:55,872 Sure. 1326 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:59,875 Dasha, make me a cup of coffee, please. 1327 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:05,589 And you can bet against Vyšehrad. Lavický will have his leg broken at halftime. 1328 01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:09,302 Lavi, pass the ball! 1329 01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:14,306 Igor, move it, I want to get a sausage during the break. 1330 01:29:14,307 --> 01:29:17,810 Are you sure that this is what he meant? Aren't we just supposed to break his leg? 1331 01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:19,270 We have to get rid of him. 1332 01:29:19,271 --> 01:29:23,189 We've been doing this long enough to know what it means, don't you think? 1333 01:29:23,190 --> 01:29:26,694 - But how can you arrange he'll be alone? - I can't. 1334 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,822 Well, it's gonna be big. 1335 01:29:31,908 --> 01:29:34,659 Fuck! Get the sausage! I feel like pooing because of you. 1336 01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:36,413 Don't shit yourself. 1337 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:42,041 - Daddy, play! - Don't call me that ever again! 1338 01:29:42,042 --> 01:29:43,920 Alright, 1339 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,005 just lie in there nicely. 1340 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,215 Hush. 1341 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:51,509 - Hi. - Hello, Richard. 1342 01:29:51,510 --> 01:29:53,013 So you actually came. 1343 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:57,141 I've got something for you. See you after the match. 1344 01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:59,144 Yeah, thanks. 1345 01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:03,523 For Daddy? 1346 01:30:16,368 --> 01:30:18,661 - Mr. Lavický. - What do you want? An autograph? 1347 01:30:18,662 --> 01:30:20,456 - What? - What? What's going on? 1348 01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:24,460 - This is for you. - Best Player Award, really? 1349 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:27,504 Yeah. But not now! Open it in the changing room. 1350 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:30,341 Good, thanks. Shit, man! Pass it to me more often! 1351 01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,384 I'll shit myself. 1352 01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:35,637 It's some Chinese crap, there's some wire sticking out of it, man! 1353 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:38,307 Hold it for me, I need to crap. 1354 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:42,062 Dickhead. 1355 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:47,648 NO OUTDOOR SHOES 1356 01:30:47,649 --> 01:30:51,111 - Where have you been? We need to go! - I've got money for Daddy from King. 1357 01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:54,239 - It's a bit too late, isn't it? - It's a shame, though. 1358 01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:57,785 I'm not going back there. Let's go, come on! 1359 01:30:57,786 --> 01:30:59,203 Igor. 1360 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:05,626 Come in. 1361 01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:09,839 Hello. It's done. 1362 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:13,426 And we've got a parcel for you from King. 1363 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:18,597 Pride is a lovely thing. 1364 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:21,433 But it's worth a piece of shit, Oto. 1365 01:31:21,434 --> 01:31:25,897 Oto's in the crapper, puking up a sausage, I guess. 1366 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:30,692 - My name's Igor. - I'm not called Daddy either. 1367 01:31:30,694 --> 01:31:35,072 We all have a name, and we're all trying to achieve something. 1368 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:39,118 Some of us get there fast, some of us much later, 1369 01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:42,912 but in the end we all realize that we can't play without refs. 1370 01:31:42,913 --> 01:31:48,167 Without a ref there's just 22 lads running all over the pitch, 1371 01:31:48,168 --> 01:31:54,133 chasing a ball like complete pricks. It's the ref who makes it a sport. 1372 01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:55,466 He gives it order. 1373 01:31:55,467 --> 01:31:57,469 By ignoring an offside, arranging goals. 1374 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:01,433 He tilts the plane as necessary to make the river flow. 1375 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:05,644 Because if something's too flat, fuck all will flow. 1376 01:32:05,645 --> 01:32:08,480 Do you ever watch films, Oto? 1377 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,189 Yes, now and then. 1378 01:32:10,190 --> 01:32:14,695 You like stories about a hero who suffers great injustice, 1379 01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:17,781 who gets fucked up by everyone and you support him, don't you? 1380 01:32:17,782 --> 01:32:19,241 Yeah. 1381 01:32:19,242 --> 01:32:23,287 Do you know how boring a film like that would be if things were just? 1382 01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:24,580 Sure. 1383 01:32:24,581 --> 01:32:31,337 And that's what people like me, complete bastards, do with football. 1384 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:36,049 - Sure. - Football is a lovely game. 1385 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:39,721 But it'd be too honest without refs. 1386 01:32:40,471 --> 01:32:41,806 And therefore also boring. 1387 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:45,393 - Can I go now? - Yeah, go. 1388 01:32:46,311 --> 01:32:48,645 Go and make sure you also fuck someone up, Oto. 1389 01:32:55,862 --> 01:32:57,112 No! 1390 01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:06,079 What the hell was that? 1391 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:10,251 Don't know, man, sounded like Pelta's fart. Move! 1392 01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:13,878 - Yeah! - Who's the king here? 1393 01:33:13,879 --> 01:33:16,424 Who's the king here, man?! 1394 01:33:45,411 --> 01:33:48,705 Lavický scored a hat-trick today 1395 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:54,587 and it seems that Slavoj Vyšehrad will stay in the Second Division. 1396 01:33:55,213 --> 01:34:00,425 And I've just been told... 1397 01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:03,011 that there has been an explosion in the office of the President 1398 01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:04,429 of the Football Association. 1399 01:34:04,430 --> 01:34:07,890 What impact could it possibly have on Czech football? 1400 01:34:07,891 --> 01:34:10,017 We'll be back with more details later. 1401 01:34:10,018 --> 01:34:14,272 What did I tell you?! You really did it for us! 1402 01:34:14,273 --> 01:34:17,110 You saved us! You're a god! 1403 01:34:18,402 --> 01:34:20,697 Move aside, man. 1404 01:34:26,618 --> 01:34:28,371 Okay, man! 1405 01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,041 - Yeah, man! Yeah! - Hey! 1406 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:35,795 - Let's go and fuck. - Yeah. 1407 01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:41,258 No! You go and fuck! 1408 01:34:42,719 --> 01:34:45,138 And I'm driving, Helena. 1409 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:52,228 Here, here, please! 1410 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:56,357 Bican? 1411 01:34:56,940 --> 01:35:00,570 He wife used to say that he never feinted in life, only on the pitch. 1412 01:35:01,194 --> 01:35:04,196 I hope that Lucy will be able to say the same thing about you. 1413 01:35:04,197 --> 01:35:06,033 And now go and celebrate. 1414 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:08,785 Thanks, Miloš. Ilona. 1415 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:11,246 - It was a nice speech. - Right? 1416 01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,332 - Thanks for the number. - Yeah. 1417 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:15,626 - Will you call me? - Yeah, sure. 1418 01:35:23,426 --> 01:35:27,055 - Richard? Have you got a minute? - Yeah. 1419 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:31,683 So how did you like the present? 1420 01:35:31,684 --> 01:35:33,769 It was bombastic, you really killed it. 1421 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:37,646 Richard, I'm sorry about what I told you. I didn't mean it like that. 1422 01:35:37,648 --> 01:35:41,818 And I'm sorry I told you that all you can do is play football. 1423 01:35:42,903 --> 01:35:45,530 - But you were right. - Yeah, I was. 1424 01:35:45,531 --> 01:35:48,659 But I shouldn't have said it anyway. You were really good, Dad. 1425 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:51,243 - What? - Sorry, you were the best! 1426 01:35:51,244 --> 01:35:54,539 Even the points you scored were really lovely. 1427 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:58,794 It's called “goals,” boy! They were fucking awesome, weren't they? 1428 01:35:58,795 --> 01:36:02,298 - Richard, can you give us a moment? - Yeah, sure. 1429 01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:07,094 I've been thinking... Richard's told me quite a lot about you. 1430 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:09,221 - Like what? - He really likes you. 1431 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,181 I don't get it, but he does. 1432 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,809 If you want, you can spend some time with him. 1433 01:36:13,810 --> 01:36:15,852 I don't mean shared custody, but you can. 1434 01:36:15,853 --> 01:36:19,606 - Well, that's cool. I can teach him... - No, don't teach him anything, please. 1435 01:36:19,607 --> 01:36:23,110 But I can borrow him for my matches, right? He brings me luck. 1436 01:36:23,111 --> 01:36:24,610 Yeah, that's fine. 1437 01:36:24,611 --> 01:36:26,988 - Okay, take care. - Yeah, you too. 1438 01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:30,492 Do you know that I actually recalled the night we spent together? 1439 01:36:30,493 --> 01:36:33,538 - Really? - It was great. 1440 01:36:35,038 --> 01:36:37,499 Well... I don't remember. 1441 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,835 - Bye. - Bye. 1442 01:36:39,836 --> 01:36:42,129 If you don't hop, you're not Czech! Hop! 1443 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:46,801 - Take care, boy! - This will make me think of you, Dad! 1444 01:36:48,094 --> 01:36:49,803 Same here, man! 1445 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:52,556 Are you crazy?! What is this? 1446 01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:53,682 We'll talk about this! 1447 01:36:54,891 --> 01:36:57,894 - Hi, honey. - Hello, baby. 1448 01:36:58,604 --> 01:37:02,442 I realized that we didn't have our wedding night. 1449 01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:07,194 Candles, whips, handcuffs, latex, dildo... 1450 01:37:07,195 --> 01:37:08,531 Shall we go? 1451 01:37:12,035 --> 01:37:16,329 - Well, Jarda? - Lavi, here we go, man! 1452 01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:19,249 - Everything's arranged! - Are you kidding? 1453 01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,501 - Do you know where we're going? - Where? 1454 01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:23,085 - Well, to... - Where? 1455 01:37:23,086 --> 01:37:26,341 Well... oh, fuck! 1456 01:37:29,301 --> 01:37:33,138 - Take the piss out of someone else. - No, wait! 1457 01:37:33,139 --> 01:37:36,308 Your brother's a real dick. Let's go. 1458 01:37:36,309 --> 01:37:37,601 Let's go! 1459 01:37:38,685 --> 01:37:42,647 Shit! I didn't even have time to tell him that they want him in... 1460 01:37:52,450 --> 01:37:57,997 THE END? 1461 01:38:00,958 --> 01:38:03,795 Jaroušek, shush! I'm on the phone. 1462 01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:09,757 - Hello. - Mr. Lavický? 1463 01:38:09,758 --> 01:38:14,889 - Yeah, speaking. What is it? - It's about your fatherhood test samples. 1464 01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,265 They were contaminated. 1465 01:38:18,266 --> 01:38:21,604 - Polluted, I know. Okay, speak, man. - Exactly. 1466 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:24,981 It doesn't rule out your fatherhood at all, 1467 01:38:24,982 --> 01:38:28,235 but they were contaminated by a bat. 1468 01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:32,905 - So I'm a fucking bat? - I'm a bat too! Come on, come on! 1469 01:38:32,906 --> 01:38:34,825 - Yeah. - Move it! 1470 01:38:44,292 --> 01:38:48,379 I've had Lavi's mom already, but not his mother-in-law. 1471 01:38:48,380 --> 01:38:50,631 Ouch! My balls! 1472 01:38:50,632 --> 01:38:53,261 You've really manned up, haven't you? 1473 01:38:56,013 --> 01:39:01,059 Michal, get up. I'll have a look at your balls. 1474 01:39:13,239 --> 01:39:17,242 Like that, yeah. Yes, hold it like that. 1475 01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:22,038 What kind of stupid idea is that? My wife's left me because of him. 1476 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:24,417 Yeah, but I need it for the wedding. I have shit... 1477 01:39:27,043 --> 01:39:29,672 You should fucking... man. Yeah. 1478 01:39:30,255 --> 01:39:31,466 Wait. 1479 01:39:33,676 --> 01:39:36,970 - I caught this... - From me? 1480 01:39:36,971 --> 01:39:38,388 Are you fucking kidding me? 1481 01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:41,266 - So? - Micro! 1482 01:39:41,267 --> 01:39:42,766 Okay. 1483 01:39:42,767 --> 01:39:46,564 One more plate and I'll smash your face. Is that clear? 1484 01:39:48,107 --> 01:39:52,151 Sure, of course. I don't want to bend down. 1485 01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:53,571 Look! 1486 01:40:01,704 --> 01:40:03,080 Oh, man! 1487 01:40:05,124 --> 01:40:09,294 She almost knocked my block off, man. 1488 01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:10,671 Ouch! 1489 01:40:11,672 --> 01:40:13,424 Ouch, you fucking idiot. 1490 01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:16,719 I'm so ashamed! 1491 01:40:25,186 --> 01:40:28,313 Okay, it's like this. I forgot my lines. 1492 01:40:28,314 --> 01:40:29,899 So we have to do it again, man. 1493 01:44:51,577 --> 01:44:56,332 THE CHARACTERS, EVENTS AND PLOTS CONTAINED IN THE FILM ARE FICTITIOUS 1494 01:44:57,707 --> 01:45:02,087 AND ANY SIMILARITY TO REAL PERSONS OR EVENTS IS PURELY ACCIDENTAL. 1495 01:45:14,558 --> 01:45:18,062 KUBA VORÁČEK IS A GRANDMASTER!!! 109114