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[Instrumental Music]

Oh I just got Devin and Eboni's

Christmas lists, and thankfully
it

looks like we'll be doin' all
online shoppin' this year.

Lists? Are kids are too grown to
be

submittin' Christmas lists.

Eh Tony, just because they're in
college, doesn't

mean we don't get gifts for
them. They're still our babies.

And besides, these lists
actually...they're both pretty
reasonable.

Lisa, our babies need to be
buyin' gifts for us.

When exactly does that paradigm
shift kick in?

They've...brought us gifts in
the past.

- Tony.
- Eh, that's true. That's true.
I remember Eboni

got me a sugar mani/pedi

at the Pretty Lady Palace,

knowin' good and damn well I was
gonna turn around and let her
use it.

- It's the thought that counts.
- Mm hm.

Well I think we should implement
some new gift-giving rules.

How about this? One gift per
person,

and a kind act of servitude?

Hm, yeah. To go with that little
Grinchley attitude of yours.

Call it whatcha want.

Kids need to learn that it's
better to give than to receive.

I mean I like the idea of
service. What are you thinkin'?

You guys go feed the homeless.
I'll wait in the car. Keep it
warm.

You know, practice patience.

It's all about payin' it
forward.

Mm hm...is that right, Tony?

- Mm hm.
- Well I will think of a service
we

can all participate in together
as a family

But for now, I'm gonna go get
the house ready for the
tree-trimming,

ugly sweater party.

Okay, at least you're already
dressed for it.

Oh is that right?

[Theme Music]

* Woke up and my wife said to
me,

* The bill collectors want their
fees

* The kids keep talkin' back to
me

* Family Time

* Family Time. Family Time

* Family Time. Woa oah oah oh
yeah eah eh

[Instrumental Music]

[Door opens]

[Door creaks]

Boy, you better be just gettin'
in from an early mornin'
workout.

Technically, partying is

a workout.

Did you forget that you have a
curfew?

Curfew? Dad, at college I get to
leave

home when I want to, and come
home when I want to.

It's all good.

Well now you're at Stallworth
University where you can

major in gettin' your ass
whooped.

[Audience laughter]

Look, I pay the mortgage here,
okay. So

there are rules!

[Footsteps approaching]

Let me guess, Devin. You're
getting that my house, my rules

curfew speech?

Yep. Dad is trippin' cause I

went to a party with my friends
last night.

Correction. Last night and half
this mornin'.

Y'all keep it up, and I'm about
to reinstate y'all old curfews.

Devin, shut up before we have to
be home by 11:00.

- Hey, so you guys remember my
cousin

Alicia's and Roger's kids,
they're comin' to stay with us
for the holidays.

[Audience laughter]

The Walls group.

Remember? I told you. They're
comin' in town to perform at

Ebenezer's Christmas
Extravaganza.

- Ebenezer Scrooge?

- Tony, Mount Ebenezer's A&E
Church.

You know, the church where you
haven't been in over a year.

That's because I became a member
of Bedside Baptist.

[Audience laughter]

- Wait, are these they same
cousins that came years ago

wearin' matchin' plaid outfits?

- Yeah, that's them and they're
gonna be here in a few,

so I need y'all to play hosts.

[Sighs] Oh, do we have to?

Yeah. Those country fried
cousins are gonna put a

cramp in my holiday social
calendar.

And Devy Dev can't do that.

Oh, keep talkin' and Devy Dev
won't have a calendar to cramp.

Dad, come on. Help a brotha out.

I suggest you guys go upstairs
and clean your rooms,

and make some space for a Jethro
and Cooter and them.

Okay, Tony. Come on, get it
right.

It's Darryl, Raya, Apoco and
Aja,

and they're gonna be here very
soon, so--

[Knocking]

There.

- Oh, hey.

- Yo, what's good?
- What's up, what's up, what's
up?

What's the deal, fam?

- Good to see y'all.
- Hey, hey.

- Missed y'all.
- [Devin] Okay.

[Instrumental Music]

[Groaning] Lookin' delicious!

- So is this food, you know what
I'm talkin' about?
- Yes it is.

- Hey!
- Let me get a little bit of
food.

- What are you doin', Tony?
- Hm?

- Um, what are you doin'?
- I'm about to make me a plate.

- What does it look like I'm
doin'?
- That's for the kids!

What part of the game is that?

Okay, I can buy the food but I
can't eat none of it?

Yeah...come on, Tony. You know
how it is.

I always cook when we have
company.

Well we need to have company
more often.

[Audience laughter]

[Devin yawns]

- Mornin' y'all.
- [Tony] Mm.

The dead has arisen.

- Late night?

Yeah, me Eboni and the cousins,
we was out

late till about 2:30 turnin'

up. We shut that karaoke bar
down.

You mean your cousins shut that
bar down.

You couldn't hit a note with a
baseball bat.

- Whatever, Dad.

Hey y'all, Mom's made breakfast.
Come on in here.

- Looks--
- What?
- Look was here.

Hey, good mornin'. Good mornin'.

- Eggs and bacon.
- Yes!

- I like it here.

- Hey hey, chew, chew, chew.
- Hey, woa, woa, woa!

Slow down. Slow down, dang!

At least save me some of that
bacon over there, man.

Yo, Lise, thank you so much!

- [Lisa] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cause we needed this.

- [Devin] Yeah, we gotta eat
cause we got

a rehearsal.

- [Lisa] We?

- Yeah. I have an announcement
to make.

Uh oh. Who'd you back into? Did
they have insurance?

[Audience laughter]

Dad, I'm serious!

I've been doin' a lot of
thinkin', and with my brain
power,

and my cousins' talent,

I've decided to drop out of
school and be their

manager full-time.

[Audience laughter]

- You don't think that's a good
idea, cousin Tony?

I'll a save my opinion for
later. Do you

- ...mind if we talk to you
outside for a second, son?
- Yeah.

[Cup slams]
[Devin sighs]

[Tony] Let's go outside. Okay.
Okay.

- Boy! Did you start playin'
football,
- God.

cause you must have a
concussion!?

Did you loose your damn mind?

Devin, how many times have we
been over this?

You promised. You promised you
would finish school.

Okay, but opportunities just
don't come

knocking on your door like this,
and in my case,

four of them did.

You guys always say it's my life
and I can make my own decisions.

You can when you cut ties with
my wallet.

[Audience laughter]

Okay, I know you guys think I'm
crazy.

But, I really wanna do this, and

all I can hope is that you
respect my wishes.

- [Door opens]
- I don't...I don't know, Tony.

Maybe it's just...just a phase.

I'm about to punch him in the
phase.

[Audience laughter]

[Music fades out]

Okay everybody, welcome to the
new

Stallworth tradition where we'll
all exchange a single

gift with the person's name you
pulled.

Tradition? That means we only
get one gift from here

on out? Gary Coleman got more
gifts than that

and he was orange.

Hey, we gave you the gift of
life.

- Eboni, come help me hand out
these gifts.

Hey, what's up, y'all? Y'all
gotta start lockin'

your door, man. Anybody could
just walk in here.

Now look, I know I'm late but
technically, I'm right on time.

Cheryl, I drew your name. Here
you go.

- Oh
- Uncle Donnie, this is for you.

You ain't got no money. This
better be good.

[Audience laughter]

Oaah, yo! I got a gift card.

- A gift card?

What happened to the days when
kids were excited

about gettin' a hot wheel track
for Christmas.

- Look...cousin Tony, check this
out.

I'm grown, grown.

- Superhero pajamas!
- You don't like 'em?

I love them! I wanna put 'em on
right now.

Ah yeah, Donnie....why don't you
just save that for your house.

[Audience laughter]

[Paper crinkling[

[Cheryl gasps]

What the hell? Is that a...gold
monkey claw?

Back scratcher, man. I know
Cheryl's been single for a while
now so

she probably forgot how it feel
to get her back scratched.

- That is so...

thoughtful. You know it just so
happens that my

great aunt gave me one of these
years ago but I

lost it...so this is perfect.

Donnie...get on over here.
You're gettin' a Cheryl shake.

[Cheryl yelps] Thank you.

Dad, this is for you.

You didn't draw my name.

I know, but I think since you're
such an understanding

head of our household, you
deserved it.

Alright. Don't be tryin' to
butter me up.

Butter you up? I've made up my
mind.

I'm gonna try this management
thing.

So there's nothin' I can say to
talk you out of it?

Um, do you have a 6 million
dollar trust fund that you

you've been hiding away from me?

- Good luck with that manager
gig.
- Mm.

[Music stings out]

[Instrumental Music]

We're just really happy you guys
are here.

This is the first holiday we get
to spend with your cousins,

so we wanna make sure you feel
welcomed.

Thanks cousin. You mind if we
sing a little somethin'

- ...since Christmas.
- [Cheryl yelps] Not at all.

- Please.
- Yeah, we'd love a song.

- A song is great.
- Alright.

Y'all ready? Y'all got it?

Got the note?

[Vocalizing]

One...two...three...
[Snapping fingers]

- * We wish you a merry
Christmas.
- * Hey!

* We wish you a merry Christmas

* We wish you a merry Christmas

* and a Happy New Year

- * Joy to the world,
- * Hey, hey hey.

- * the Lord is come.
- * Hey, hey, hey.

- * Let earth receive her king.
- * Yeah.

* Let every heart

* prepare Him room

* Let heaven and nature sing

* Let heaven and nature sing

* Let eh eh heh eh eh eaven and
nature sing

- * Mmm.
[Cheering and clapping]

Wow.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Y'all, let me tell you
somethin'. If you don't realize
right now,

that was amazing.

Naturals.

Not only that. The world needs
to hear their voices.

Wow Dev. We appreciate you, bro,
but I mean we don't

do it for the money. We do it
just because we love to sing.

Yeah, and as gospel artists, you
know we do it for the love

- ...of God.
- Exactly.

[Inner voice] These kids are
sensational. Huh,

I could make millions off of
them like Diane Ross

did with the Jackson Five.

- If they don't do it for the
money, then what

the hell are they doin' it for?
I'm gonna get

paid off these little ninjas.

I'm gonna be like the Black bear
recording. Wait...

he Black, ain't he?

Well he light-skinned. He count.

- Devin's right. There could be
a future in managin' the Walls
group.

I won the lotto once, so I know
I can hit it big with these
kids.

I just can't let Devin know what
I'm thinkin'.

- I can be their stylist.

Yeah, stylists make lots of
money

and get tons of free, cute
designer clothes.

I'll have them drippin' with
style for sure.

- I can see it now. Money,
power,

respect!

I'm gonna be hot on these
streets.

It's all because I'm a
visionary.

Apaco, can I talk to you outside
for a second?

- For sure, man.

Darryl, have I showed you the
man cave?

- Nah.
- It's right over here.

- Really?
- Ah eh...ladies,

would you mind stepping into the
kitchen with me

for a moment? I have something
very interesting

to talk to you about.

Ah yeah, sure.

Hmm.

My man, Apaco.

Can't fool yourself.

Yeah. [Laughs] A, you ever heard
of Sam Cooke?

- That's the brotha with the
grits, right?

Naw, naw, naw. That's another
brotha. I'm sure he likes grits

as well. He like he whole
breakfast plate. That's another
thing.

But a...you know he was in a
group once.

I did not know he was in a
group.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I
was born by the river,

but when it come to your career,
a change gonna come.

[Audience laughter]

Yo, Tony man, this is sweet,
man.

It's nice, isn't it? So listen,
um...

how much do you really like

the other members in your group?

A...a lot. They're my brothers
and sisters. I think they're
pretty cool.

Good point. Good point, but have
you ever thought

of how it would feel to have the
crowd chanting just your name?

[Whispering] Darryl, Darryl.

Darryl...aaaah.

We love you!

- I am gonna cut right to the
chase.
- Alright.

Ladies, that...was sensational!

- Well thank you.
- Okay, okay. Have you ever
heard of a

little group called the Kitty
Cat Divas?

Actually, can't say I've ever
heard of them.

- Me either.
- Oh, well check...

me out. I was the lead

kitty cat, and I helped them
claw their way

to the top.

And I can help you. What do you
say, huh? Who's in?

I can take you to the top of the
world if you're not afraid,

baby. All you gotta do is
believe.

Believe that everything that I
do and that

I say is for the betterment of
us. Can you

dig it, baby?

[Audience laughter]

My name is Apoco, bro.

[Audience laughter]

Say it with me, Michael.

- Michael.
- Jackson.

- Jackson, huh?
- Eh, it does sound better than
just

Marlon Jackson.

- You're on to somethin'.
- You see where I'm gettin' at
Darryl?

Huh? Ice Cube dropped fo

Now he's makin' all the dough.

- Yeah. Let's do it.
- You wit me? Huh?

- Let's do it.
- Let's get this money, man.

I want you to picture the group,

Mary Mary. Only envision instead

Raya and Aja. [Gasps]

Rayaja.

Listen, I know what I know.

And Rayaja is takin' this world
by

storm, okay?!

- Rayaja.
- Ray.

I like that.

[Knocking]

It's quite the mess here.

- Gotta go!

- [Lisa] A can you, can you
get--

- Hey Brandi, merry Christmas.
- Mm huh mm.

Merry merry and jingle jingle to
you too.

I'm sorry that I'm late.

Sorry, but I got you guys some
wine.

- Oh.
- It's a little cheap.

But it'll get the job done.
Trust me, I know. I had a little

couple swigs on the way here.

- Aw, thanks Brandi.

Yes, it's so Christmasy and
festive up n here. I mean

I didn't know it was gonna be an
ugly party too.

Oh and I see a Brandi, it would
suck to be unemployed

at Christmas.

- [Laughs] You right.
- Yeah.

Yeah a...where is Mr.
Stallworth?

Um actually I don't know. Have
you seen your Dad?

- Not for a while.

Where's Uncle Donnie and Cheryl?

- And where are our cousins?

Know what I'm sayin'? That's why
you gotta add the peppers.

[Laughs] Hey, what's up,
everybody?

Yeah, I was just outside with
young Apoco over

here catchin' some a some fresh
air.

[Audience laughter]

- [Cheryl sighs]
- Oh, um everything okay,
Cheryl?

Oh yeah. The ladies and I were
just in the kitchen cooking
something up.

- Dad, what's goin' on?

Nothin'. Nothin'. I was just
showin' your cousin the man
cave.

Yeah, and it's actually super
sweet too.

Well well well, it would seem
that I've gathered you all here.

So now, I have an announcement.

- Mm a, well we do too.
- Us too.

- Oh.
- But you go first.

- Eh, actually...ladies first.
Go ahead.

- Eh well, no no no no. I'm
gonna go first because I'm the
oldest.

This is what I got to say, I
quit!

- And I'm goin' solo.
- I quit too.

- I quit too, too.
- Wait, wait. I quit first!

- You were already fired.
- What the heck is goin' on?

You just realized who's Michael
and who is not.

And you act accordingly.

- Mm.
- Mm.

Yeah, Michael had a hell of a
career.

- [Laughs]
- Well here's the thing, cousin.

Just different musical
interests, and that's what it is
you know.

And it's okay. Everybody's fine.

Wow, you did this, Tony.

- Well don't blame me.

You know, it's probably Donnie.

What?! I didn't, hey look...I
was just

talkin' to Apaco, whom I happen

to be managing now.

And telling him that he should
just listen

to what's in his best interest.

- Oh yeh yeh yeh yeah. I was
doing the same with the girls,

who I will be managing now.

I got dibs on Darryl.

But I manage the group.

When they were a group.

I don't know who's managing who,
but I call dibs on bein' the
stylist.

Chill, chill...listen.

My cousin Quantrel got his own
studio.

And they can go record, and we
can all get paid!

[Audience laughter]

- That's not a bad plan.

- [Donnie] That sounds good.
[Music stings out]

[Instrumental Music]

Good evening.

[Collectively]
Good evening.

Good evening, church and welcome
to Mount Ebenezer's

Christmas Extravaganza.

That's right. Mount Ebenezer
A&E, amen.

[Collectively]
Mm, amen.

Some of you all that should be
seein' me

being that we only see you all
at

Christmas, Mother's Day, and
Easter.

[Audience laughter]

Well we don't come here that
often.

Reverend Penny got jealous.

I shall not name any names.

- Name 'em!
- [Coughs] Stallworth.

[Audience laughter]

[Clears throat] But you know, we
love you.

We love you, and you're always
welcome here.

[Audience laughter]

So, without any further ado...

please welcome the Walls family.

[Cheering and clapping]

- Yes!

- Yeah.
- Yaas!

- Amen.
- [Donnie] That's Apaco right
there, baby!

- [Tony] Yeah, yeah.

- * Come they told me.
- Mm.

- * Par rum pa pum pum
- * Par rum pum paaahm

* Our finest gifts we bring

*Par ra pah pum

- * Par rah pah puh, Ooh!
- [Off-key vocalizing]

- * Eh uah .
- Ooh!

- Wow, okay.

Wasn't great.

- I'm tellin' ya.

This...this is not even who we
are.

- Boy.
- Definitely not who you are.

[Audience laughter]

Really? You're the worst one.

- You didn't have to go there.

Can we take a moment to regroup
real quick?

- Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
- Thanks.

Ah, we're gonna pump the breaks
for a moment

on the par rum pa pum pum.

[Collectively]
Amen!

I wanna take a little time just
to acknowledge

we all, we all need a little
time to

redo some things. Regroup, amen.

- That's the word.
- Amen!
- Yes.

- Lord.
- It's good to see you all here,
you know.

I haven't seen you all at church
in a while.

- Yes.
- I know you all been to those
dispensaries.

- Ain't been here.
- [Loud laughter]

You ain't been here.

- Mm.

That's it. If we're not gonna do
this together,

then we don't need to do it at
all,

because this ain't it.

* A little time to a reexamine

- [Crowd] Mm hm.
- ...the real meaning

- Come on now.
- * ...of the season.

- Yes, pastor!

- * We wanna
- [Audience] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. A we got it from
here.

- Yeah, thank you.

- [Audience laughter]
[Pastor sighs] Whew!

- Let's do it.
- Get ready.

Alright, y'all. So can we
apologize to you guys real
quick.

We wanna do somethin' a little
different um if we can.

Be us, ourselves. Can we do
that?

- [Crowd] Yes!
- We just wanna...

clear our minds, and remember
the music

for the season.

For unto us a child is born.

It was a silent night. It was a
holy night.

It was.

- I got you.

[Keyboard plays]

[Exhales]

* Silent night

- Come on.

[Together] * Holy night

* All is come

* All is bright

* Round young virgin

* mother and child

- * woa oh oah
- * Holy infant so

* tender and mild

* Sleep in heavenly

* peace

* sleep in heavenly

* peace

- Oooh.

Anybody hungry? We got a ton of
leftovers.

- Yeah! Ooh, yeah!
- [Tony] Yes, please.
- Please.

Oh hey Devin, a listen, let me
talk to you for a second.

Look, I just wanna apologize.

I know you had big plans with
your cousins and

I'm sorry that my greed got in
the way.

Don't worry about it, pops.

One thing you always taught me
was don't let anyone

else's actions cloud my
judgment.

I know that's right.

- [Devin] Everybody, I got an
announcement.

- [Tony] Oh yeah, what's that?
- My friend's...

dad works for a major record
label, and I can get y'all an
audition.

The one thing is, he's not
really interested in gospel.

- Mm.
- Uhm.

A we appreciate that, man, but
we also have an announcement.

Yeah, we've decided that

we're not gonna break up.

- Mm.
- However, gospel music...

is our calling.

- So--
- That's right. And that's what
we're gonna continue to sing

as a family unit.

- Yep.
- I can respect that.

Well, um Mom and Dad, I guess
I'm gonna go ahead and get

that degree for y'all.

- Hm.
- Hey listen, don't do it for
us, son.

Do it for yourself.

[Phone vibrates]

- Mm...hey everybody.
- Please, no more announcements,
son.

But Dad, this is a good one.

While the cousins were singin',
I recorded it, and I posted it
to

Funstagram right before we left
church and

the video's already gone viral.

- Really?
- Wow.
- [Laughter] Look at that.

- Hello?

Hey, sister Johnson.

Yeah um we're--

well okay.

Yeah, I will let them know.

Okay, thank you. Merry
Christmas.

Okay, so that was sister
Johnson.

And she said that Warren
Campbell

saw the video Devin posted, and
he wants to produce

the Walls neo gospel album!

- What?!
- Yes!

- That's what I'm talkin' bout.

- Yes.
- Alright, let's go.

Apparently, y'all are just the
type of group

he's been lookin' for. He wants
to produce the album right away.

- Oh, wow.
- Let's do it.

Oh we gotta celebrate. We gotta
celebrate on behalf of the

Walls big break and

- to family, which is the best
gift anybody could ask for.
- Yeah.

- Ah?
- Yeah, I mean

I could think of a couple gifts
we could ask for.

[Audience laughter]

Ah, I heard that, boy.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

[Music stings out]

[Instrumental Music]

Was up, girl? You in here tryin'
to steal sweet potato pies?

Busted. I do believe this was
the

best sweet potato pie I have
ever tasted.

I don't know why I have been
defending pumpkin

pie all these years.

Well when you know better, you
do better.

Love that. Did you come up with
that?

[Audience laughter]

- Hm.
- Ah yeah, well I'm gonna get
some egg nog.

You want some?

No, thank you, but enjoy your
nog and your evening.

Merry Christmas, Donnie.

Merry Christmas, Cheryl.

Uhp, hey eh, you--

leh eh--

- Hey Cheryl, you forgot your...
- Mm.

- purse.
- Oh my god, thank you, Donnie.

- Yeah.
- And thank you so much for the
back scratcher. It's...

- Don't worry about it.
- ...very sentimental to me.

- think you forgot something.
- [Donnie laughs]

Deh...ah hah.

[Moaning]

[Audience laughter]

Nope.

[Audience laughter]

[Chuckles]

That was hot.
[Music stings out]