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[Instrumental Music]

Oh [Exuberant laughter] Lisa,
The Lakers signed

the Brow, it's goin' down.
Championship, here we come,
baby!

- [Tony grunts]
- Tony...

- Whew!
- [Laughs]

- Ha ha!
- Tony....sit down, okay.

You have not cut your toenails
in like a week, okay.

Those are like vampire teeth.

Oh my God.

Those Jurassic feet, they're
outa control.

What kinda a Man-o-saurus would
I be with dainty little
manicured feet?

Well I don't know, but if you
keep scratchin' up

everything in this house, you're
gonna be sleepin' on the
Tricer-a-couch.

Alright. Hey ooh, do me a favor.

Go online and see how much the
Brow-Laker jersey's are runnin'
for.

- Y'ah I outa get me one for the
man cave.
- Alright.

Tony, look at how much these
jerseys are.

Are you serious?

But that's three times as much
as they were three days ago.

- That's just crazy.
- I don't know.

It's amazing what folks will
spend their money on. I mean I
can see

spending your money on a trip to
Jamaica, but on a jersey?

Right, right. I would never
spend thousands of dollars on a
piece of clothes.

Yeah, says the man that wears
Jordan's.

Okay, I know you ain't talkin',
as much money as you spend on
weaves.

My wigs are very high quality,
okay mister. You know they're
made of

the best human hair.

Yeah, yeah. The best.

And I know it's human hair cause
the last one came with naps in
the kitchen.

[Audience laughter]

[Theme Music] ♪ Woke up and my wife said to m

♪ The bill collectors want thei
fees

♪ The kids keep talkin' back to me

♪ Family Time

♪ Family Time. Family Time

♪ Family Time. Woa oah oah oh
yeah eh.

[Instrumental Music]

What could you possibly need
more money for?

Festival? Devin I don't care if
it's Beychella or Wechella. You
ain't gettin'

no more chellas.

Wow Tony, why you bein' so mean
to Devin?

I am not mean to him.

That boy needs to learn to
manage money better.

He askin' me for money every 2
weeks. I ain't no damn ATM.

[Audience laughter]

Yeah, whatever Tony. I'm about
to go to bed.

Bed? Lisa, I thought we were
gonna binge watch that new
Getflix show,

When We Saw Them.

I heard it's so good, white
people remember that black lives
matter.

[Laughs] No Tony, not tonight.

I got a big gig to prep for
tomorrow, but maybe this
weekend.

Okay, last time you said that, I
wound up havin' to

to binge watch House of Dominoes
all by myself.

I'm still mad that they let go
of that Kevin Spades.

[Phone pings]
[Keys clicking]

[Cash register sound dings]

Geh, did you just cha ching add
Devin some money?!

Yes, I did Tony, okay because my
son

says he needed some.

No what he needs to do, is learn
how to budget his money better.

That boy been in school 2 years
and got 4 years worth of loans.

Uh, which brings up another
point...the winter

is the slowest time for my
business.

- So there's gonna be some
cutbacks around here.
- No, Tony no.

I don't wanna eat generic
ketchup again.

That tastes just the same as the
regular. Look, if it's too

thin, just add syrup.

That is disgusting, okay.

Luckily, we won't be havin' to
do that because

Vivian and I, we are really on a
roll with our little catering
business.

We're booked all month.

- All month, huh?
- Yeah.

That's great, baby. But I just
want you to keep goin' strong
with Vivian

and spend your money on
yourself.

- No, but Tony.
- Nah, nah...no buts, baby.

When we got married, i told you
that I would take care of the
house.

I'm a man of my word.

Aww, okay. I mean thank you,
baby.

Well you're welcome.

I'm gonna go downstairs and
watch somethin' on the TV,

since you wanna get you some
sleep.

But a, I'm a need you to cut
these lights off.

That's 39 cents worth of
electricity being used.

[Audience laughter]

[Keys clicking]
[Register dings]

[Laughs] Lisa, did you just cha
ching at me, 39 cents?

[Instrumental Music]

Okay Vivian, there is no way I
am putting figs in my
grandmother's

collard green recipe.

You're tryin' to get us
uninvited to the cookout.

Lisa, what is this cookout

talking about and uninviting me
to.

Yeah, and why have I never seen,
heard of, or been invited to

this cookout?

Cookout, what cookout?

Oh the one Miss Julia Childish
here

uninvited me to.

Oh, that cookout.

Well what was it, green olives
in the mac and cheese?

Figs in the collard greens.

[Audience laughter]

Oh, you ain't invited to the
cookout.

Well, well wait a second. Then,
then what about me? Why am I not
invited?

You'd probably call the police
on the cookout.

Can I get some?

Please, I did my time for not
snitchin'.

[Audience laughter]

Donnie, what's up? Seriously, I
mean we got a lot of cookin'

today, so we don't have a lot of
time.

Oh that's cool. I was lookin'
for Tony. I think I finally
found my calling.

Your callin'? What's that? Bein'
a lab rat?

Been there, done that. Didn't
pay well and my ears still hurt.

[Audience laughter]

No, man. I'm gonna be a
motivational speaker.

Ah, makes sense.

- It does?
- Oh sure.

Every time Donnie comes up with
these dumb ass ideas,

it motivates me to find some new
friends.

[Laughter]

Very funny, man. But I'll have
you know

I have been reading and studying
this book for

days and this information is
finally givin' me the

tools that I know that I need to
do this.

You know, I considered
motivational speaking once.

- [Laughs] You...a
motivation...no.

Yeah! Yeah, well

when I was locked up, I was once
able to convince

Loke Baby and Little Gretchen
not to shank me over 3 noodle
packs

and a sticky bun.

Anyone who can do that, can talk
anyone into anything.

So Tone, I am so serious about
this, man.

- I have set up my own seminars,
right.
- Hm.

I'm gonna teach brothas what
I've learned.

And you know, since Lisa and Viv
are doin' their thing, I was
hopin'

you guys would cater it?

- Oh...yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay Donnie, now you know what?
I, I gotta admit

I'm rather proud a you, brotha.

I wanna help. What can I do?

You can fund it.

I'm I'm kiddin', man. In all
seriousness, you're my

best friend and your moral
support means the most.

- But...if you feel so...
- Okay.

- ...inclined to donate, I
wouldn't turn it down.
- Mmm.

[Laughter]
- Yeah.

Tony, you are such a great
friend

and husband. Honestly, okay. I
was gonna I was gonna

give this to you ah a little
later but

- This is the perfect time.
- Hm.

- [Laughter] That's
- Aw.

This is a [whispering] I didn't
forget our anniversary did I?

[Audience laughter]

No, silly. Just because.

This is...just because?

Yeah just because...you're an
amazing

friend and father and husband,
and just because you do

so much for everyone and you
never ask

for anything in return.

- Aww, that is so sweet.
- Lisa

- Wait, Lisa is it is this

is this a smart watch?

- Yeah.
- Where did you get this?

From the store.

Wait why, why would you do that?

Because you were drooling over
it

at the mall the other day. I saw
you. I just

I thought I'd hook you up.

But Lisa, come on now. You know
things are tight right now.

- We, we cannot afford this.
- Oh.

I mean... Ican.

I don't know about you.

- I mean we can, I can.
- What, what, what, what did I
say to you?

Ah weh Tony, okay you told me to
save all of my money.

Okay, and that you'd take care
of the house.

So, I thought I'd support you
and do something for you for a
change.

Mm. Ah hah, that's...

okay but eh...I can't accept
this.

- Take it back.
- No, no Tony. This, it's yours.
Take it, okay.

Soul Sisters Catering LA is
doing way better than we
expected.

- So...you know.
- Mm hm.

Well I mean I knew y'all was
doin' good, I didn't know y'all

was doin' smart watch good.

- Yeah.
- That's a real good right
there.

Yeah that's a that um you know
what, baby. Thank you.

- I don't know what to, well
thank you.
- Yeah.

- I will just cherish this
forever.
- Aww.

- Here here.
- It's it's good.

[Squealing] This is my watch!

- I got you. Got you, baby.

Lisa, [clears throat] where mine
at?

[Audience laughter]
[Music stings out]

[Instrumental Music]

Good morning, Mr. Stallworth.

Good morning. Any calls today?

Nope. No ring like the Clippers.

[Audience laughter]

Damn!

You okay, Mr. Stallworth?

Yeah I was just hopin' that we
got a call from

Mr. Harris and that a Crestview
build.

Yeah, no calls. The Duncan
Corporation haven't called
either.

I guess this'll be a bad time to
ask for a raise?

Well I could always raise the
unemployment rate

with giving you some permanent
time off.

Or Mr. Stallworth...

you could give me one of them
little smart watches you got.

I see you shinin'. Let me see
that.

Dude, I'm surprised you don't
got no Pucci flip flops.

Cause I thought it was a trap.
Hey! Hah!

- Oh, thought it was a--
- Okay, okay. Knock it off.

This is just a little suhim
suhim from the Mrs., that's all.

Oh.

Ah I'm sorry, Mr. Stallworth.

I didn't know she was cheatin'
on you. Are you okay? You wanna
talk about it?

Oh knock it off! This is not a
I'm sorry gift. This is a just
because gift.

Just because? Now I done slashed
some tires just because.

I done bust the windows just
because.

I done searched the trunk just
because, but I have never in my
life

got a man a watch just

because!

[Audience laughter]

What part of the game is that?

The part where you say I do.

But you're not married, so you
wouldn't know nothin' about
that, okay.

I mean, yeah the that's true.

But I do speak woman.

And I'm a tell you right now, if
I got a man like that

just because,

I probably done cheated on him
with his friend, and enemy.

[Whispers] Enemy?

Besides, the man is supposed to
be splurgin' on me.

Not the other way around, Mr.
Stallworth.

What do you mean?

I mean no woman wants to take
care of a man!

That's what I mean! First it's
gonna be the watch,

then it's gonna be the car, then
it's gonna be the house, and
baby

I'm not buyin' no house, okay.

- I don't even got a house.
- Relax, reh relax.

Relax, ain't nobody takin' care
of nobody. Lisa ain't takin'
care of me!

- Mm hm.
- Alright.

I still take care of all the
bills and both the cars.

- This is just an appreciation
gift.
- Mm hm.

You know Stedman say the same
exact thang.

Until Oprah bought him that
watch

Don't hide it now.

Because after that watch,
everythang just went downhill.

I mean check it out. You never
see her in

no pictures with him. I think
she's ashamed.

- Mm hm.
- So you're sayin' this watch
could be the collapse of a damn?

- Mmm...snap, snap.

Boom.

[Ethereal Music]

[Trumpet romp]

[Mocking laughter]

[Lisa sighs]

[Instrumental Music]

Well get back on that bike.

You just need to power through
and face your challenges head
on.

It's evident that we get so much
done together

when we're spurred by others.

So put the past behind you,

and ask yourself and the
universe

can I get some?!

- Can I get some?
- Say it with me.

[Collectively]
Can I get some?

Yo you, let me get your
autograph.

Oh I'm sorry Black Panther, no
signin' today.

[Audience laughter]

- Man...Tone.
- Huh...yeah.

Your boy Donnie may have found
his callin', man.

Yeah man, I was a little
skeptical at first

when he told me about it, but I
can see the passion in his

- ..eyes. You know, the look of
this place,
- Oh yeah.

it looks like he's doin' a good
job, huh?

Oh he doin' a great job.

- Hey, and speakin' of great
job,
- Hm?

look at that watch.

- [Laughter]
- Man, business must be boomin'
in the construction industry.

Oh yeah, man. It's just a little
suhim suhim.

Hey, what y'all talkin' about?
The watch that Lisa bought Tony?

[Audience laughter]

Your your wife got you that
watch?

Yeah, yeah her um

- her--
- No, no, no. Your wife got you
that?

- Mm hm.
- I mean but you got her
somethin' though?

[Laughs] Did she use your money?

[Laughs] She had to use his
money.

- No, no, no. She used her own
money.

- And and so what did you get
her? I mean you got her

a diamond ring or

necklace or somethin'?

You manhood?

[Audience laughter]

Eh don't don't look at Kline
like that, he has a point.

Now it looks like what it sounds
to me like

Lisa's tryin' to take over your

head of household manly duties.

You had to have got her
somethin'.

No, a she just wanted to get me
somethin' just because.

Just because?!

Damn, my ex-wive got me
somethin' once just because.

- What was that Clyde?
- She served me the divorce
papers, just because

she had slept with my best
friend and had a baby.

[Audience laughter]

Hey hey, yo no chill out, man.
Look,

- Tone runs his house, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

He is the king of his castle.

Alright when it comes to his
wife,

and his finances, he listens to
my famous motto.

Can I get some?

[Audience laughter]

- I guess that a that didn't
quite fit right there.
- No.

[Audience laughter]

That's that's my bad, Tone.
Sorry about that.

Thanks a lot, Jessie Jackass.

[Instrumental Music]

Whew! I mean that that sweet and
pungent shrimp was

doin' the cupid shuffle in my
stomach.

I wouldn't go in there until
Devin graduates from college.

Uh, that's the last time I order
from a Chinese

spot named Cheddar.

Tony, I was puttin' away some
stuff and I found this

in your drawer.

You know way back in the sock
drawer

where you store all the gifts

that you hate, next to the Shake
them Cakes DVDs

you promised me you'd get rid
of.

[Audience laughter]

I'd I'd I don't even know know
what you talkin' bout, Lisa.

- I'm a I probably put it in
there by accident.
- I--

- Don't lie Tony. If you didn't
like it, all you had to do was
tell me.

Well [sighs] that's the thing.
It's not that I don't like it. I
just

I don't like you buyin' me
expensive-ass gifts out the blue
like that.

Why? I'm just tryin' to show you
my appreciation.

I know baby, but I just can't
help but feel a little

- ...emasculated.
- Are you

kidding me? You mean to tell me
you don't wanna wear the gift I

bought you because it makes you
feel like less than a man?

Well I know it doesn't make
sense to you, but yeah.

Wow I mean the man I married
wouldn't let anything

make him feel that way because
he knew who he was.

inside and out.

- Okay, don't blow this out of
proportion.
- Don't, no. Don't you tell...

me I'm blowin' this out of
proportion.

When you standin' here tellin'
me you don't wanna wear

somethin' I bought you because
it makes you feel a certain type
of way.

- But Lisa--
- Look no, Tony. I'm not
gonna...

feel like I did somethin' wrong

just because I wanna show you
that I care about you.

But you know what, I do

I do have a word of advice.

It isn't can I get some, is it?

Oh you ain't even gettin' any
for a long time.

[Audience laughter]

Actually two words. A...grow up!

[Instrumental Hip-Hop]

All the way up!

[Music fades out]

[Instrumental Music]

[Male voice] The power to
control your man, you must ask
yourself

are you mine?

Hey baby.

[Sighs]

Okay Lisa, listen.

I'm I'm sorry for everything
that I put you through these
last couple a days.

Look I, I guess I just

let everybody and everything get
to me which led to this

weird feeling of insecurity that
I've never felt before.

Okay and and for that

I'm sorry.

Tony why didn't you just tell me
when I gave you the

watch how you felt. Why would
you go and stuff it in a sock
drawer?

Because I didn't want to say
anything in front of everybody.

Look, guys do dumb stuff.

You know like I said, I was I
was insecure and

well I guess I was just
embarrassed.

Tony, I'm never gonna emasculate
you, okay?

I'm only here to build you up.

I'm not tryin' to tear you down.

I need you to remember we are in
this together,

baby.

I know.

And that's why I'm here to
apologize.

So again, I am sorry.

Will you accept my apology?

I do, but you not gettin' off
that easy.

Okay, will this help a little
bit, mama?

Hm, little bit?

These are beautiful.

I'll take 'em and I see you're
even

even wearin' your watch.

Mm hm, proudly. And look at
this, look at that, look at that
screen

saver there, bam!

- Is that our wedding picture?
- Mm hm.

- Oah! I see.
- For the best wife ever.

- Just because.
- Aow.

That means a lot, Tony.

Mm. I know, and you mean a lot
to me.

[Instrumental R&B Music

[Clapping and cheering]

There you go, brotha!

- Guys, guys, I'm not here

for applause, I'm here to change
lives.

Okay? For example,

here's $20, okay.

How many of you believe

that you're gonna walk out of
here with this $20?

- Uh mm, I never win nothin'.

[Audience laughter]

No faith guys. You got to have
faith!

Everybody here, pull out $20 and
hold it up.

Everybody. Come on, do it.

You too, Braxton.

[Muffled squeal]

Yeah, right. You need to sit
your meathead ass down before I
put

you in a grinder.

[Ice blending]

Hey man...that was very uncalled
for, okay.

- This is a professional
situation
[Blending resumes]

Are you gonna do this?

No
[Blending resumes]

[Audience laughter]
[Donnie exhales]

Sorry about that, guys.

Listen, as you have your money
in the sky,

you have to have faith.

I have the faith and the belief

to accept the money from
everyone in this room.

Take your money and put it in
this basket and pass it around.

[Muffled speech]
Take the money and pass it
around.

[Audience laughter]

Thank you.

Trust me guy-- it's faith!

What's faith without works?

Huh? Pass it to the front, guys.

Yes. Yes!

Yes, thank you. Please pass it.
I don't want to be the only one
holding it.

Thank you, yes.

Pass it to the front. Tony,
would you mind?

Thank you so much. Lisa, always
a doll. Thank you.

Tony, I didn't see you put any
money in. We'll talk about that
later.

- I'll take that. Give me the
basket, man.
- Okay.

[Audience laughter]

Oh, I can't believe that worked.

Huh...guys,

when it comes to something like
this, you have to choose

faith. Not religion, but faith.

- Not hope, but faith.
- hope but faith.

[Both]
I don't believe in hope!

- Hope--
- Hope is a beggar.

Hope is a beggar!

[Audience laughter]

Because you know hope be beggin'
if you ask him for a lot,

when it comes to favors.

A weh weh weh what's up, man/

What are you doin'?

I'm exposin' you for the fraud
that you are.

[Collective gasps]

I knew I knew that little speech
you gave at the barbershop
sounded

familiar, but it wadn't till I
got to my car

and I popped in my Wes Brown CD

that I realized where I heard
it.

Guys, he doesn't have a car,

he's from the streets!

Okay. These are lies, guys. This
is this is

this is defamation, guys. I

believe in me, and you guys
believe in me too, right?

Eh, not so much.

Listen, okay.

When it comes to this guys, you
have to know one thing.

Do you believe that you have the
ability

to change this beautiful world?

When you walk out of these doors
today,

you have two decisions to make.

- Choose love or fear.
- Love or fear.

[Both]
Always choose love

never choose fear!

- Neh never choose fear.
- Really?

- [Donnie awkwardly laughs]
- Right there.

Come on Donnie,

you can't go around bein' a
motivational speaker usin' other

people's motivation!

[Audience laughter]

Well it it motivated me, so I
wanted to

give the gift to y'all.

- Wow.
- [Donnie] Hm?
- [Crowd murmuring]

Yuh, listen. I just wanted to
add my catch phrase

and switch it up a little bit.

- Heh, can I get some?
- Ha, ha!

You can get these people their
money back.

And then you can get outa here

before you get molly whopped.

Yeah, looks like you lost your
congregation Teete Fakes!

Huh!

- Roger?
- [Crowd] Right, right.
- Guys--

- Somebody--
- Give us our money back!

- Go, go!

- That's not your money, man.
- You know what? Listen to me.

Alright.

Ow!

- Somebody go get him!

[Instrumental Music]

And that's why I'm not allowed
around Beyonce.

[Laughter]

Well your stories are wild-
almost as wild as your

short-lived motivational speaker
career.

Man, I was this close to bein' a
millionaire.

- I could feel it.
- Look man, nothin' comes

easy without hard work.

I thought I did the work. I
watched over

100 Erickson Thomas videos.

When you want to succeed as much
as you

want to breathe, then you'll be
successful.

Man you sound smart to somebody
dumb.

[Audience laughter]

You look rich to somebody blind.

[Audience laughter]

Hey guys. Here you go, Mr.
Stallworth.

Mm hm.

- One sandwich.
- Alright.

Mm, can't wait to get this.

Hey hey hey, do that again?

Do what?

Ruffle the bag.

[Rustling]

Tony, I found a way for us to
get rich.

- How?
- ASMR.

It's the hottest trend on
NewTube.

All we gotta do, is record
Brandi makin' some sounds

around the office.

You know what, Donnie?

I actually think your parents
were related.

[Audience laughter]

- Yeah.

They was brother and sister. But
look, just watch.

- [Brandi sighs]
- Now Brandi,

- What?
- take another bit of that
pickle.

- Oh hell, no! Come on, man.

We don't play that around here.
You gotta go.

- Look.
- Whatever bot you on.

- But no, no thank you.
- Look, it's the future. No,
look--

- Can I get some?
- You can get the hell out.
- No.

[Music stings out]
Thank you.

Alright.

[Instrumental Music]