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[Instrumental Music]
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What the?
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Bah...I know that ain't a dog.
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Aw, you're so cute.
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Dang, he's so cute!
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And thirsty.
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[Audience laughter]
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We should name him soon.
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Deontay, just like my ex.
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[Audience laughter]
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Look,
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that's neither here nor there,
Mrs. Stallworth.
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I think you need to stay up out
the club, Brandi. I really do.
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I'm about to go grab a bowl and
give Deontay some water.
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- Lisa!
- Ooh, my goodness!
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Yeah.
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- [Dog whimpers]
- Yeah, I know. Your little big
mouth scares me.
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Cute.
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Brandi, what are you doin' in my
backyard?
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Well you told me to bring the
files over, Mr. Stallworth.
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I said files, not Fido.
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She got here early, and she went
on the power walk
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with me since you wouldn't wake
up.
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I woulda woke up if you was
makin' a power breakfast.
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What's with the dog/
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We found him with no collar and
no tag.
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I normally don't do dogs,
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except for Deontay. But a...
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well you're just so cute!
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- [Dog barks]
- [Tony] D' oh!
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[Audience laughter]
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Don't tell me you scared a dogs,
Mr. Stallworth.
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I ain't scared a no dog.
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I wish a dog would.
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What about the time my mama's
toothless Chihuahua
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chased you on top of her car?
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Okay now that dog was a demon
dog
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sent straight from hell to gum
my ankles down to the white
meat.
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[Audience laughter]
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Okay, well this one is as sweet
as pie.
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And I'm about to go grab him a
bottle of
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- ...water
- A buh buh drink of water?
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- Yeah.
- Next thing you know...
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you'll be tryin' to feed it, and
ask if we can keep it.
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[Audience laughter]
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Dah...ooh, Mr. Stallworth,
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please can we?
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What you mean, we? You don't
even live here.
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[Audience laughter]
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You won the lottery.
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You ain't got no guest house
around here?
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The answer's no and no.
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- Why not?
- Yeah, why not?
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And you do have a empty nest
around here.
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[Clears throat]
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Yeah, okay. The kids'll be home
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during their college spring
break.
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And think how excited they'll be
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to see our new adorable little
family pet.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Deontay.
- [Barks]
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Oh snap. Don't leave me out
here.
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[Audience laughter]
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* Woke up and my wife said to m
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* The bill collectors want thei
fees
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* The kids keep talkin' back to
me
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* Family Time
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* Family time, family time,
family time
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* Wah ah ah oah, yeah yeah yeah
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[Instrumental Music]
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Oh hey there, sweetie.
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Come here. I got some nice, cold
water for you.
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Cuh wha? You just gonna give
that dog
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our good alkaline water from out
the fridge?
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What do you expect the dog to
drink tap water, Tony?
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Yes, because he's a dog. He
don't know the difference.
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Hey, um...
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I'm a just go ahead and let you
two argue this one out.
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Mrs. Stallworth, what I'm gonna
do, I'm gonna make sure I put
some
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signs around the neighborhood
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about a missin' dog.
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Thank you, Brandi. And you know
I'm gonna
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post on the neighborhood pet
finder app
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- ...as well.
- Oh deh, that's a good idea.
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Oh so you work for Mrs.
Stallworth now?
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[Audience laughter]
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I'm just helpin' a sista out,
dang!
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Here.
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Bye, Deontay. I got to go. Yes I
do.
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And if you feel like you wanna
bite that grumpy old man in the
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ankle, you go for it.
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Keep it up, Brandi. Keep it up.
I hear you.
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[Audience laughter]
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Alright. Bye, y'all.
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See you.
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[Instrumental Funk Music]
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Pork rink, pig skin,
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peace and quiet. What more could
a man ask for?
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[Sniffing] What is that smell?
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I know that dog did not drop a
hot one down here!
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Smells like Wendell's armpits.
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[Cheering on Television]
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Oh, is that a wet spot?
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Not on my brand new carpet!
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Where is this boy?
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[Breathing heavily]
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Sorry it took me so long to get
here, Mr. Stallworth.
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Uh, I think there was a traffic
jam or somethin'.
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Ross, you live across the
street. How could there be a
traffic jam?
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Well I put in your address and
it kept sayin'
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you've arrived at your
destination.
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But I was still at my house.
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[Audience laughter]
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You sure didn't put in my
address instead of yours?
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You know Mr. Stall-weezy,
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it makes a lot more sense.
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Stop talkin'.
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[Indistinct]
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Sure thing, but why's it smell
like Devin's laundry basket down
here?
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That's why I called you over
here.
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We got this little puppy over
here,
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alright. And he done peed in
every single room.
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Dog like to mark their
territory.
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If I was a dog, I'd pee on your
hat.
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What?
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I like your hat, so I'd mark it
as my territory.
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[Audience laughter]
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I'll mark my foot in your
territory.
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Now pay attention.
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I need you to get rid of this
dog.
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If you do, I will give you $40.
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I'll give you 20 now,
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and 20 once the mission is
complete.
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Come on Mr. Stallworth, he can't
be that bad.
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Ah...did Mrs. Stall-weezy make
brownies too?
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[Audience laughter]
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Ah, damn!
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Guess the Browns didn't make it
to the bowl again.
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I told Lisa this dog would be a
problem.
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worse than potty trainin' a kid.
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Can you get the job done, or no?
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Sure I can get it done, but what
chu gonna tell Mrs. Stall-weezy?
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That's my bidness, alright. Your
bidness is to get the job done.
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And if you don't, you're gonna
be responsible
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for him takin' that long walk
down the green mile.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Chuckles] You might wanna get
the carpets shampooed.
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You can count on me, Mr.
Stall-weezy.
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[Audience laughter]
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Mm, that dog is in trouble.
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[Instrumental Music]
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Oh hey, Viv.
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Hey Lisa! The pack's in. We on
now.
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Oh...okay.
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- Alright now. It's all about
branding.
- Yeah.
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- And driving new business our
way.
- Mm hm.
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And speakin' of new business, I
think I may have just landed us
a
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big catering job for Saturday.
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Wait a minute, a Saturday as in
two days from now, Saturday?
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Yeah, well I was standing in
line at the store
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wearing one of these, and a
woman approached me
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and she asked if we could cater
her daughter's
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baby gender reveal party
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since their caterer canceled at
the last minute.
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So they're hiring a caterer just
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for their gathering to reveal
the sex of their baby?
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Okay, if the client is payin',
we're playin'.
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Plus, they've got a bit budget
for food and--
- * I like...
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- * ...budgets and I cannot lie
- Woo hoo!
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- Yay, hey!
- Yah!
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- Hey!
- Ladies got butts.
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- Okay so wait, wait.
- Whew!
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So what does the client want on
this menu?
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Well mainly assorted finger
foods
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- ...and 200 cupcakes with blue
cream filling.
- Mm.
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Oh that's so sweet.
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Wait a minute. Okay, did you
just say 200 cupcakes?
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You know that-- and fill these
custom orders?
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Well yeah. That's the only way
the guests will know the sex of
the baby.
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[Audience laughter]
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- Okay I guess we better get to
the store...
- Right.
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and get in the kitchen.
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- Get this order crackin'.
- Okay.
- [Dog barks]
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- [Viv] Oh. Oh hey!
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I didn't know you guys got a new
dog.
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We didn't.
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- We found this cute little
sweet pup
- [Viv sighs]
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- ...on our walk this morning,
me and Brandi.
- Oah.
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Ah, oah he's so sweet.
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Alright, alright. You done?
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Okay, no say goodbye to sweet,
notorious
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- ...D-O-G.
- Aw.
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Where are you takin' the dog,
Tony?
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Where all stray dogs go,
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the shelter,
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- Come on.
- Tony, you are not takin' this
dog to the shelter.
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Okay, look at his sweet little
collar.
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Obviously his tag just fell off
and he lost his owners.
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He's a well kept dog, Tony. We
will find
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- ...his owners, okay?
- Alright. Well when you do
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find his owners, tell 'em they
can pick up their little
pampered pooch
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down at the shelter. Come on,
let's go.
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Tony, do you know what they do
to cute dogs in jail?
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Ah no, but I'm sure you can give
'em a couple a pointers
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- on how to survive life behind
bars.
- [Dog panting]
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[Audience laughter]
[Music stings out]
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Dog panting]
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May I help you?
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Ah yes, I'd like to turn this
dog in, please.
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What's wrong with the dog?
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Nothing's wrong with the dog,
a...Evelyn.
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Eee-valen.
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[Audience laughter]
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Okay. Sorry, Eee-valen.
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Well a we found this dog,
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and um we just wanna do the
right thing and
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turn him over to the
authorities.
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I got some friends comin' over
to play poker later,
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and there's no dogs allowed.
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Ah...so you wanna get rid of
your dog cause you got
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friends coming over?
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Look first of all, it's not my
dog.
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Well, whose doggy is it?
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I don't know. Okay, my wife
found him when she was out
walkin'.
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And a look, we just wanna do the
right thing.
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Run him over to the authorities.
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We?
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Where's your wife?
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Did you turn her in too?
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[Audience laughter]
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No, she is at home.
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So wanna get rid of the dog?
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What difference does it make?
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The dog is lost, okay.
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So we're hopeful that their
owners will come
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find him here at the shelter.
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[Background dogs barking]
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Alright.
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Hand over the leash.
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Time to go with the nice lady.
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Let's go.
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[Barking continues]
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Stop all that yappin'!
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Dead dog walkin'!
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Ah...eh heh,
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eh excuse me, it's kinda loud in
here. Maybe I didn't hear you.
248
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,922
Deh deh did you say, dead dog
walkin'?
249
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,291
Now that would be cruel.
250
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,292
[Audience laughter]
251
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,295
I said, Fred, stop barkin'.
252
00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,597
[Audience laughter]
253
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,233
I've got a feisty Cockapoo that
tries to intimidate new dogs.
254
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,468
Oh okay, okay. Fred, stop
barkin'!
255
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,470
You go.
[Dog whimpers]
256
00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,439
Enjoy your poker game, sir.
257
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,108
I've got it from here.
258
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,076
Want me to sign somethin'?
259
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,344
Nope.
260
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,513
Have a nice day.
261
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,249
Enjoy your prize.
262
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,084
while I get him used to dyin'.
263
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,686
[Audience laughter]
264
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,588
I know I'm gonna regret this.
265
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,890
Okay, wait. Um I'm sorry. You
know what,
266
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,259
I changed my mind. Gah, just
just--
267
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,861
Suit yourself.
268
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,863
But if you change your mind,
269
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,032
I got a cage ready and waiting.
270
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,600
[Audience laughter]
271
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,136
Let's get back to your foster
home, champ.
[Dog barks]
272
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,138
Oh, you like that name, Champ?
273
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,340
Alright. Well come on, Champ.
Let's get outa here.
274
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,376
[Chuckles] Alright a you have a
nice day, Evil-ass.
275
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,645
[Audience laughter]
- Hey...
276
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,279
you too!
277
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,481
[Dogs barking]
278
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,485
[Exhales] Another doggy saved
from the slamma.
279
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,687
[Audience laughter]
280
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,389
[Instrumental Music]
281
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,158
Shoulda let that dog fry.
282
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,994
My whole man cave smellin' like
a old batch of collard greens.
283
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,562
[Audience laughter]
284
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,599
Hey, so...
285
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,135
Ross, what happened to you?
286
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,604
I came to apologize...about the
dog.
287
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,474
- I failed you.
- Yeah, you sure did.
288
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,609
That mutt is still moochin' off
me.
289
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,312
I tried though. Man, I really
tried.
290
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,314
At first I tried to lure him to
the car with french fries, but
291
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,849
he wouldn't even eat 'em.
292
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,686
Because dogs don't eat french
fries, they eat dog food!
293
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,088
Yeah, well that makes sense.
294
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,555
But I did stop here.
295
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,557
Then I picked him up, and I
tried to put him in the car,
296
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,160
but he kept spreadin' his legs,
so I I couldn't fit him through
the door.
297
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,061
[Audience laughter]
298
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,496
You gave up, didn't you?
299
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,232
Of course not, Mr. Stall-weezy.
Now I'm a man of integrity,
alright.
300
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,935
- When I say I'm a do somethin',
I'm gonna do it.
- Mm.
301
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,937
So I finally got the dog in the
car, alright.
302
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,539
Then he hoped out the window and
he ran down the street.
303
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,675
You let him run away?
304
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,210
He outsmarted me.
305
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,444
[Audience laughter]
306
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,513
I got out the car to chase him,
he circled back
307
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,882
around, hopped in the car and
locked me out.
308
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,184
- Well then how did he make his
way back in?
309
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,153
I made him a offer he could not
refuse.
310
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,355
I told him if he lunged back in
the car,
311
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,090
then I'd take him back home.
312
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,692
He agreed.
313
00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,860
[Audience laughter]
314
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,361
You know what Ross, it's
alright.
315
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,964
I actually took him to the pound
when he got back here,
316
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,198
and...
317
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,000
I wound up havin' a change of
heart.
318
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,635
I started likin' the little guy.
319
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,370
Do not leave him in that puppy
prison.
320
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,739
[Audience laughter]
321
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,207
I'm glad that you had a change
of heart, Mr. Stall-weezy.
322
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,342
A...
323
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,144
can I get that other 20?
324
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,279
No! You failed that mission.
325
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,714
[Audience laughter]
326
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,916
I'm a tell Mrs. Stall-weezy that
you tried takin' him to the
pound.
327
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,551
You know what, here.
328
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,553
Take the 20, and get on up outa
here before I take you
329
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,155
and Champ to the pound.
330
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,522
[Audience laughter]
331
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,159
[Thud]
332
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,460
[Audience laughter]
333
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,828
[Footsteps receding
334
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,830
[Audience laughter]
335
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,232
Give Champ a chance.
336
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,667
Alright, Champ.
337
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,669
Where is Champ?
338
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:47,074
[Instrumental Music]
339
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,976
Oh come on. That was travelin'.
340
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,510
[Dog barks]
Yeah, that's right, Champ.
341
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,644
[Audience laughter]
342
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,481
Oh, I thought you were takin'
him to the shelter?
343
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,184
I did, but it was like Paw-shank
Redemption up in there.
344
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,352
I couldn't leave Champ there.
345
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,922
Oh hoa, really? Do we have a
nickname
346
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,257
for him now, Mr. no dog allowed?
347
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,259
Well we couldn't just call him
dog.
348
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,795
Besides, he likes the name.
349
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,097
Aw, that's sweet. Hi Champ.
350
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,264
[Crowd Cheers on Television]
351
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,666
Well you know with the signs
posted around, and the
352
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,602
neighborhood pet finder app on,
I'm hopin' he'll be
353
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,604
reunited with his family soon.
354
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,040
But until then, just make
yourself at home, Champ.
355
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,541
Make yourself at home.
356
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,676
Lisa, this dog is very smart.
357
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,946
I done taught him already how to
fetch my slippers,
358
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,180
bring me the remote,
359
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,448
eh and fetch snacks.
360
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,283
Oh wow okay. Well as long as
he's not in the
361
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,319
refrigerator gettin' our snacks,
then he's cool.
362
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,887
He did get me this beer.
363
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,388
[Audience laughter]
364
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,790
Well listen, after this,
365
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,658
we gonna finish watchin' this
game. I'm a go downstairs
366
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,860
and set up the poker night.
367
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,694
Oh well you gonna have to take
Champ down there with you
368
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,864
and the fellas, because Vivian
and I will be in
369
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,633
the kitchen injecting blue
butter cream into cupcakes
370
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,301
for our client's reveal party.
371
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,736
Oh yeah, what are they gonna
reveal?
372
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,971
Oh the sex of their baby.
373
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,573
And a big giant check for our
company.
374
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,243
Oh that's right. You better get
in there and start on them
cakes.
375
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,245
And then I'm gonna cup them
cakes, baby.
376
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,179
[Audience laughter]
377
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,814
I'm about to mm hm.
378
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,049
What do you think, Champ?
[Barks]
379
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,750
Yeah that's right, Champ.
380
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,652
Yippee yo, yippee yay.
[Dog barks]
381
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,054
[Music stings out]
382
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,323
[Instrumental Music]
383
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,225
I'm glad you got over your fear
of dogs, Tony.
384
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,761
Ain't nobody scared of no dogs.
I just don't like 'em.
385
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,563
Champ, how you doin' back there?
386
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,065
Ain't that right? Yeah.
387
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,000
- Who's my good boy?
- Get a room, Tony.
388
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,101
[Dog barks]
389
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,836
That's right Champ. Shut up,
fool.
390
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,803
[Audience laughter]
391
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,906
Yeah, heh, speakin' of of fool,
hope you...
392
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,908
fools ready to loose some money
[Dog barks]
393
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,576
Man, I should be askin' you
that.
394
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,245
Ah yeah whatever. Hey, there's
my man Big Mike, you've seen him
down at
395
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,346
- ...the shop.
- Ah what's up, Mike?
396
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,414
What's goin' on, man?
397
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,416
- This is my boy, Donnie.
- Okay.
398
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,185
- Eh Big Mike, huh?
- Yeah.
399
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,121
Heh, must be speakin' height
into existence, huh brotha?
400
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,290
- [Laughter]
- Ha, ha, ha. No!
401
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,293
For you information, Big Mike is
what the ladies call me.
402
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,729
They should probably call you
Big-ass-head Mike.
403
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,764
- Okay.
- Alright, alright.
404
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,201
Yeah, but we don't care why they
call you Big Mike, just as long
as you
405
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,602
brought your big wallet.
406
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,204
- [Tony] Now that's what I'm
talkin' bout.
- Talk to me.
407
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,738
[Dog barks]
408
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,373
So a Tone,
409
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,875
when'd you get a dog?
410
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,611
Oh no we didn't get a dog. We
just watchin' him till we find
his owner.
411
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,812
Owner?
412
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,614
You mean... his human?
413
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,782
- Is that right?
- He got a human...
414
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,451
or a pet parent
415
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,922
You can't say his owner. That
sounds so oppressive, man.
416
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,289
I get it. You're right.
417
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,291
Dogs are more than a possession,
they family.
418
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,127
Alright, alright. Enough with
the barkin' now.
419
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,794
Alright, let's get to some
pokerin' now.
420
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,463
- [Tony] Alright.
- A...
421
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,965
Y'all, y'all knew what I meant,
alright.
422
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,633
- Just a shuffle up the deal.
- Alright.
423
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,002
Alright, alright, alright. Eh,
$100 buy-in though.
424
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,471
[Instrumental Music]
425
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,106
Alright Rodney, it's on you.
426
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,341
Yeah.
427
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,343
It is on me, ain't it?
428
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,646
You know what?
429
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,350
I'm all in.
430
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,952
Hm.
431
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,486
Man, I fold.
432
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,655
- Mm hm, Tone?
- [Dog panting]
433
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,057
[Dog barks]
434
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,491
I call it.
435
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,193
[Audience laughter]
436
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,195
- Dammit.
- Ha ha!
437
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,896
Looks like you all out, my
brotha.
438
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,598
Need the card here.
439
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,832
Mm hm.
440
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,035
Yeah, look like your damn dog
tippin' you off.
441
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,670
What? Man, you crazy.
442
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,638
I agree with Big-head ass Mike.
443
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,207
Big Mike.
444
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,642
Wanna buy in again, brotha? Feel
like you need some chips.
445
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,345
- Man, give me 100 more.
- Alright, alright, alright.
Here you go.
446
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,447
Heh heh, anybody want a beer?
447
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,183
Yeah, I need a beer after that
hand.
448
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,385
Okay. Champ, beer!
449
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:22,022
Man, don't nobody want no beer
with no dog, man-dog saliva
all--
450
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,123
no, I'm good.
451
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,758
You're a fit dog, but you can't
get my damn beer.
452
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,529
- Rodney, we've all seen your
ex-wife.
- [Dog barks]
453
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,998
[Audience laughter]
454
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,366
Mm, that's dirty and dead wrong.
455
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,634
[Audience laughter]
456
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,769
Fellas, ante up, ante up, ante
up.
457
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,572
Your bet, brotha.
458
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,008
[Rodney sighs]
459
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,709
- Rodney, your bet.
- Alright.
460
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,578
You know you ain't said nuthin'
[Indistinct], Tone.
461
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,214
[Audience laughter]
462
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,349
Man I fold. Dat darn.
463
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,417
[Audience laughter]
464
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,520
- What?
- Huh?
465
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,022
Ah I just--
466
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,556
checkin'.
[Dog barks]
467
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,558
You know what?
468
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,060
I'm all in.
469
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,928
[Audience laughter]
470
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,497
You know what? Man, I fold, man.
471
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,199
I know that's right. [Chuckles]
472
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,767
Hey you know, better luck next
time though.
473
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,069
[Audience laughter]
474
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,338
[Instrumental Music]
475
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,207
Vivian, if I never see another
cupcake in life,
476
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,942
I will be just fine.
477
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,910
These are the last of them.
478
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,746
[Phone ringing]
479
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,216
Hello, Soul Sisters Catering LA.
480
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,551
Oh hi.
481
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,120
Really?
482
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,988
Okay.
483
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,259
Alright. Yeah, yeah. We'll take
care of it.
484
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,427
Alright, yep. Yeah, we'll see ya
soon.
485
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,196
Okay. Bye bye.
486
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,297
Who was that?
487
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,367
[Sighs] That was our client,
Mrs. Carter.
488
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,336
Communication error on her part
with her daughter's doctor.
489
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,738
Please don't tell me they're
having a girl.
490
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,807
[Sighs] Okay, I won't.
491
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,542
No.
492
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:53,646
No! After filling these cupcakes
with blue, we have to start all
over again?
493
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,216
Well if we wanna get paid for
the job.
494
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:00,220
Okay, okay. Alright, I'll you
know start with the pink butter
cream.
495
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,255
Yeah, I'll throw out this.
496
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,656
Hey, Soul Sistas!
497
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,725
- [Collectively] Hey.
- I know. I know. I'll be out of
your hair...
498
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,494
in a minute. I just wanna grab a
couple more snacks.
499
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,496
Oh here, you know. Have some
cupcakes.
500
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,030
Yep, a...
501
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,499
can I take all of them/
502
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,134
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Take the whole tray, and
when you're...
503
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,002
done with those, there's plenty
more.
504
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,271
- Really? Oh well thank ya.
- Plenty.
505
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,507
Ah ha, that is mighty sweet of
you.
506
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,909
Hey, hey...okay.
507
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,311
I'm just goin'. Bye bye.
508
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,346
[Audience laughter]
[Music stings out]
509
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,748
[Instrumental Music]
510
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,250
- Hey. Lise, Viv.
- [Gasps]
511
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,352
- What in the ganache!?
- Oh my gosh, we fell asleep.
512
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,753
[Audience laughter]
513
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,822
I was about to make some coffee,
but it looks like the
514
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,023
two of you could use some.
515
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,860
- Thank you. Just how I like my
men.
- Thanks, baby.
516
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,029
[Audience laughter]
517
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,997
[Lisa] Thank you, baby.
518
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,167
- Alright.
- Okay. We have a...
519
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,170
3 hours to finish up and get to
the party to set up.
520
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,504
Okay.
521
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,541
[Doorbell rings]
Okay, okay.
522
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,947
- A what's up, Donnie?
- Hey, Tone.
523
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,349
Hey man, I was just about to
make some coffee, man.
524
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,351
- Come on in.
- Oh nah. I I wish I could, man.
525
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,353
I just came to see if Champ
wanted to go walk
[Dogs barking]
526
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,854
with me and my other furry
friends.
527
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,856
Man, what are you doin' with all
them dogs?
528
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,024
Well, these are my clients.
529
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,195
See last night after your card
countin' pooch
530
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,197
got his hustle on, he inspired
me to get my hustle on.
531
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,899
So I signed up with TailWags to
become a dog walker.
532
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,033
[Audience laughter]
533
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,535
Donnie you know that when the
dogs poop,
534
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,537
you gotta scoop it up when you
walk 'em.
535
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,506
Ah, only if they catch you.
536
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,409
See, don't you remember the good
days when a dog could just
537
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,578
poop and do they thang because
it wadn't a big thang?
538
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,280
- Geh!
- [Loud bark]
539
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,714
Donnie, what do you want?
540
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,016
I told you. I wanna take Champ
for a walk.
541
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,152
He's my muse, man. You know what
I mean.
[Dog barks]
542
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,854
See I get $20 per dog and as you
can see,
543
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,191
I'm about to make a quick
hundred of Fifi,
544
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,759
Galaxy, Roscoe, Sebastian,
545
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,928
and Missy. Yah!
[Dog barks]
546
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,731
Alright, man. Well your timing
is actually impeccable because
547
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,733
I need to go over some paperwork
before I meet with a client.
548
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,202
Alright. Well, let's do it.
549
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,504
Come on, Champ. Uncle Donnie's
gonna take you for a walk.
550
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,407
Yeah, just like you walked us
out of my money last night.
551
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,610
Look for the last time, the dog
cannot count cards.
552
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,179
Yeah, whatever. Hey, Sebastian!
553
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,080
Would you get off Missy! I'm not
tryin' to have her
554
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,582
be a single-puppy mama.
555
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,050
Jeepers!
[Dogs barking]
556
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,485
[Music stings out]
557
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,123
[Instrumental Music]
558
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,559
Hey what's up, Tone? What you
doin'? Some work or somethin'?
559
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,028
Man, what happened to all the
dogs? Where's Champ?
560
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,297
Oh I got 'em all home safely,
includin' Black Jack.
561
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,698
Who the hell is Black Jack?
562
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh well you might know him as
Champ.
563
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,868
Donnie, what did you do to
Champ?
564
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,205
Well a while we were out takin'
a walk, I happened to see
565
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,541
a wanted poster with a missin'
dog,
566
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,075
and one of the pictures looked
just like Champ.
567
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,411
So I called the number, the
owner showed up, and then Champ
568
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,413
ran [Clicks teeth] straight to
the owner.
569
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,615
Oh. Okay so you, you helped
Champ
570
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,716
reunite with his human?
571
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,585
Yeah. She's fine as hell too.
572
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,619
[Audience laughter
573
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,054
Hey man, where did you get them
new sneakers?
574
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,489
Are you talkin' about these?
575
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,091
- Ah yeah, those.
- Oh okay. So you're talkin'
about the a...
576
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,727
fresh to death, black satin toe
J's?
577
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,895
Yes.
578
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,465
Well a as it turns out, the
owner was also
579
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,768
offering a thousand dollar
reward for the safe return of
her pet.
580
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,769
[Audience laughter]
581
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,504
You got a cash reward?
582
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,506
Well a technically, that should
be mine.
583
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,808
Well technically , you wrong.
584
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,210
See you didn't find the dog.
Lisa did.
585
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,280
Okay...well then,
586
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,283
she deserves that reward, plus
the receipt to them J's and
what's
587
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,850
hers is mine, so pay up.
588
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,320
Aah, nah nah nah, it's not
589
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,821
how it goes there, brotha.
See...
590
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,257
neither of you guys seem to
acknowledge
591
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,158
any of the reward posters that
were plastered
592
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,694
all around View Bark.
593
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,663
I called the number, I returned
the dog, the reward is mine.
594
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,366
Hey, and also speakin' of that,
595
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,668
the owner is um takin' me out to
dinner tonight
596
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,103
as part of the reward.
597
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,438
- Laughs
- That is great, man.
598
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,772
But I'm I'm I'm happy for you,
man.
599
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,374
- Alright.
- Yeah actually, I think I'm
gonna end up bein'...
600
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,975
a new step-puppy daddy.
601
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,777
- What? That's great, man.
- Yeah.
602
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,178
Well you should step outside
with me for a minute, man.
603
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,380
- Cause you're such a good...
- Ah, know what we should do?
604
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,648
- dog walker,
- Yeah.
605
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,816
- Let's take a walk around the
block.
- Oh let's do it.
606
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,650
- Yeah, a man gotta get...
- Let's go for a walk, man.
607
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,818
some exercise.
608
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,185
[Audience laughter]
[Music stings out]
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