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[Instrumental Music]
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Aww, look at the little itty
witty
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wittle waby baby.
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[Laughter] What are you lookin'
at? Puppy photos again?
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No. Your cousin Warren posted a
picture of his new little baby.
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Ah, I can't believe he had a
kid.
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Ah, when we grew up that was
simpler
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times. You get a PB&J,
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glass of Quick, and go outside
and play until the street lights
came on.
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Mm hm.
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A now a days these kids man,
they just so caught up in their
cell phones,
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you can't have a decent
conversation with 'em.
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You know what I mean? You
can't...
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- ...talk to 'em.
- [Laughter]
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- Lisa?
- [Laughter] Huh? You say
somethin'?
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No, nothin' at all.
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[Audience laughter]
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Oh ha hao. He's so cute.
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[Audience laughter]
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* Woke up and my wife said to me
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* The bill collectors want thei
fees
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* The kids keep talkin' back to
me
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* Family Time
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* Family Time. Family Time.
Family Time.
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* Woa woa woa woa. Yeah eah eah
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[Instrumental Hip-Hop Music]
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Hey.
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Tony, a I need to ask you
somethin'.
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Let me tell you somethin'.
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You keep walkin' around in them
twerkout pants,
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I'm about to find out how
flexible you really are.
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[Laughs] Oh Tony, I'm bein'
serious.
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Uh oh. Last time you rubbed my
ears like that,
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I ended up with a ding in my
credit report.
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What's up?
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I want another baby.
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A baby what?
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Baby dolls or baby back ribs?
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Nah Tony, like a, a little
person. A little human.
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Oh baby, Lisa, really?
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A wha eh luh luh luh look, why
have another baby,
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when for the price of another
baby,
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we can have Moonbucks twice a
year for the next 89 years,
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minus the stretch marks.
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Tony, come on.
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Don't you miss when our babies
were babies!?
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Nope.
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[Audience laughter]
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When Devi-poo was our little
chocolate Michelin Man?
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Oh my goodness, and those little
fleshy little balloon-like
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pudgy cheeks. Oh and those
rolls.
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- Ah I mean, they're like little
milk traps.
- The rolls.
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Yeah, yeah, those were the days.
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- Those were--
- Yeah and Ebony, our little
Coco Princess.
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- Mm.
- How she would just randomly
let out...
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those ear-splitting yelps of
joy.
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[Audience laughter]
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Oh, like a little tsunami of
happiness.
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Yeah, don't forget those
sleepless nights when she would
practice her
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five-octave range like Mariah
Carey at 3:30 in the mornin'.
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Yeah-ah, I miss that!
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- You miss that?
- Yes.
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When what is in that CBD oil?
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Okay look, yes babies are are
cuddly and
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warm and all that, but come on
now. Let's be real.
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You really wanna run the risk of
havin' another Devin?
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Tony.
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I get it.
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Where are the hidden cameras?
Huh?
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Must be a joke.
[Doorbell rings]
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That better be Ashton Kutcher.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Ringing continues]
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Hey guys.
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Why ring the doorbell if you
just gonna walk right in anyway?
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Oh I thought ya'll just got
excited when they heard the
doorbell.
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Okay, see let's not start.
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Please let's not start. I'm
tryin' to get to my happy place.
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As a matter of fact, why don't
you two say somethin' nice to
each other
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for once.
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What do I gotta be nice for?
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Because you're gonna want me to
be nice later.
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Good point.
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[Audience laughter]
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Ah Rachel, whatever you're here
to ask for,
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it might not hurt to be nice
before you ask for it.
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[Audience laughter]
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Fine.
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Tony?
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Okay, Rachel...
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your
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skin looks less dry.
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yeh in fact, it looks rather
healthy.
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Thanks Tony. Water...
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I've been drinkin' and usin' a
lot of alkaline water lately.
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And you, your...
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your breath. Your breath doesn't
smell so bad today.
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You know I've been brushin' with
this new toothpaste and
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flossin' a lot more so
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- ...it probably helps.
- Yeh. yeah. See...
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that really wasn't so hard, was
it?
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- No.
- Let's shake hands.
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I ain't touchin' her.
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- Don't push it. We try.
- [Lisa] Alright.
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Anyways, I need your help with
Lori.
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Hm, sounds like a job for a
zookeeper.
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Wha what's the problem? Her head
can no longer
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fit through the front door?
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Just wait till you see.
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[Heels clicking]
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[Door creaks]
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D'oh!
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Bonjourno, my good people.
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Oh hell, naw!
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What did you buy up all the
Fix-a-flats at the store?
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Tony!
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I'm with Tony on this one, Lisa.
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She Looks like Cardi B Trippin'.
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[Audience laughter]
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A luh, what is that sayin'? If
you ain't got nothin' good to
say,
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Don't say anything at all.
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[Rachel] And I'm with him.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Lori laughs]
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No, you guys should see your
faces.
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No, it's not real!
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It's called prosthetic
placeholders.
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It's just to see what it looks
and feels like,
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just in case I wanna commit to
the real deal.
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Um newsflash,
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none of that will ever be the
real deal.
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[Audience laughter]
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It'll be real enough!
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My milkshake bring all the boys
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to the yard.
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[Audience laughter]
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You know what?
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If my little phony wants to
attract
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some imitation man-bait, then
you know
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who are we to stop her? Let he
live her life.
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That's just it!
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She might not have a life to
live.
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People die all the time from
gettin' these stupid procedures
done.
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I'm serious, Lori.
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Like plastic surgery is a
serious matter.
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And even if you do survive the
surgery,
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you know there's still a lot of
health risk involved.
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Yeah, did you at least do all
your research before you went
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shoppin' for silicone
accessories?
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[Audience laughter]
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Now ladies, listen.
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Lisa, I know you love me,
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and you're more like a big
sister to me than I am.
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But, people die everyday.
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Rachel, yes I did all my
research
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and my homework, and guess what?
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People have elective surgery
everyday too.
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Successfully, might I ad.
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Yeah but I mean come on, do you
really need all of
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you know, that?
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[Laughter]
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I mean let's look at it this
way,
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if she ever goes on a cruise and
happens to fall overboard,
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she'll already have a built-in,
emergency, floatation device.
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[Audience laughter]
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No, ser--Lori, we
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seriously want you to know. We
need you to know.
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-You're beautiful, inside and
out.
- Yeah.
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- Aw.
- And we're here for you if you
need anything.
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That's my honies.
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Oah, you think I'm
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beautiful. And this surgery's
gonna be hard,
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and you just said you'd help me
with anything.
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You did mean anything, right?
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- Yeah, anything.
- Of course.
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Well I need your help in payin'
for this surgery.
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Honey, this thing is expensive.
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Hold the hell up!
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Your little Dr. Fakenstein ass
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is tryin' to get us to pay for
your body renovations?
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- Heifer, hold up!
- Yeah, we we said...
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anything, okay but
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can't do that.
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That we cannot do. How much does
this cost anyway?
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Okay well...when I add in the
subtractions,
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and the subtractions of the
add-ins,
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and throw the stuff in,
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it's approximately
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$15,000!
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Ooh!
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Plus, my surgeon friend says
that he
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will give me the first time
hookup.
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[Lisa and Rachel]
First time hookup?
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Yeah.
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I pay regular price for my lips,
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then I pay for my left breast.
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My right breast, he gives me 2
for 1,
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and throws in my butt, half-ass
off.
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That way...
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I stay within my budget.
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[Audience laughter]
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Listen ladies,
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I know
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that you have concerns,
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and I respect that.
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So...
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maybe it'll help if I
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call up my doctor and have him
come over so he can
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explain everything about the
procedure to you?
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I guess.
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You just gotta be careful with
doctors nowadays.
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I once had a doctor put me under
anesthesia.
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[Audience laughter]
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What's so strange about that?
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When I woke up, my wallet was
gone.
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[Audience laughter]
[Music stings out]
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[Instrumental Music]
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I'm not gonna warn you again,
Donnie.
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You say it one more time, I'm
gonna have to pull out my
straight razor.
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Look man, all I'm sayin'
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is if Dr. King would've joined
the Black Panthers,
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he woulda easily been the King
of Wakanda!
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Ain't no way in the world Dr.
King
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woulda ever joined no Black
Panthers!
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He was a religious man.
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He woulda clearly became a
member of The Disciples!
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What are y'all two lyin' about
now?
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- He's a liar!
- No, he's a liar.
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Okay, okay, okay. You're like
two kids, man.
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Speakin' of kids, dig this.
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Lisa...wants another baby.
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With who?
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Your mama.
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Naw, too old.
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Rodney's mama so old, she used
to babysit Morgan Freeman.
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Oh so you think that's funny,
huh?
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I'm a cut you. I'm a cut. You
think I'm playin'?
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That's alright. I'll get him on
the next cut.
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Shave him up like Sherman
Hemsley.
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[Audience laughter]
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Hey bud. Sound like your girl,
Lisa, got the baby
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fever, man.
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Yeah, man. And I am way too old
to be startin' over.
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Come on, dog. Age ain't nothin'
but a number.
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My mama had me when she was 70
years old.
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- Say what?
- That's right. Changed me and
my daddy...
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at the same.
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[Audience laughter]
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Hey...I know what you need to
do.
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- Hm?
- One word.
252
00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,773
Babysit.
253
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,576
- Hm. Oh I see what you're
gettin' at.
- Mm hm.
254
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,612
If I get Lisa to babysit a
newborn,
255
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,913
all that cryin' and fussin',
256
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,480
she'll be over her baby fever in
no time.
257
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,482
[Laughter] Rodney, you a genius.
258
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,484
Tell me somethin' I don't know!
259
00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,920
You could use a breath mint.
260
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:13,854
[Audience laughter]
261
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,689
Or two. As a matter of fact, I
got a pack
262
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,790
- ...in here.
- Uh mm.
263
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,191
- Oh yeah.
- Ooh.
264
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,794
Get it. You can chew on the
plastic too. Sometimes that
helps.
265
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,129
Why didn't you say somethin'?
266
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,931
- I just did.
- Mm mm.
267
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:24,998
[Audience laughter]
268
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,034
[Instrumental Music]
269
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,101
[Doorbell rings]
270
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,270
Oh I think that's my surprise
for you.
271
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,740
Oah, I like surprises.
272
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,441
Surprise!
273
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,409
It's a baby!
274
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,879
- Oh ho hoa!
- What's up, Lisa?
275
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,347
Hey, uh oh.
276
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,315
- [Yawn]
- Hey Warren, you alright?
277
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,651
You look a little...
278
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,018
- Tired.
- Yeah.
279
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,987
- Hi, Lisa.
- Mm, real tired.
280
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,822
What wha a the baby been keepin'
you up, man?
281
00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,824
Man, as a matter of fact, yes.
282
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,193
Yeah, me and the wife can't
thank y'all enough, man.
283
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,395
- Ah well come sit down, brotha.
- Aw, yes.
284
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,664
Thanks, man. I need to sit down.
285
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,665
Yeah.
286
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,399
- [Baby coos]
- [Warren sighs]
287
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,035
Man, the other day, man,
288
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,071
I poured dish soap in my waffles
289
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,305
and thought it was syrup.
290
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,641
- Mm.
- I still got the bubble guts.
291
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,009
[Audience laughter]
292
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,510
Eh well listen, me and Lisa
293
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,713
do not mind watchin' the baby
for a night.
294
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,715
- No problem.
- Yep, now that are kids are
all...
295
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,184
off to college, you know the
nest is empty so
296
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,019
whenever you guys wanna drop
baby O off,
297
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,520
please feel...free.
298
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,056
- Mm hm.
- Oh woa, would you look at the
time?
299
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,424
Hey, give her that. Give her
that.
300
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,093
Oah. Aw, let me get that baby.
- Let's get you on...
301
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,327
- Get that baby.
- ...outa here, man.
302
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,329
There's only 24 hours in a day.
You don't wanna waste 'em
303
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,563
hangin' out over here, man.
304
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,999
- Don't hold your breath, bruh.
- You know what, you right.
305
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,000
- Mm hm.
- You right.
306
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,702
Look, me and the Mrs.,
307
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,169
we got sleep reservations, man,
308
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,371
and we can't miss our
appointment for nobody so
309
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,539
- ...I'm outa here, man.
- Alright.
310
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,607
Hey hey,
311
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,608
[Baby coos]
312
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,243
- thanks, man.
- Alright.
313
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,411
[Audience laughter]
314
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,913
[Lisa] Oh ho hoa.
315
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,748
[Baby cries]
316
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,884
Uh, oh ho hoa, the door startled
him.
317
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,286
[Crying continues] Hush little
baby,
318
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,455
don't you cry.
319
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,556
Not workin'.
320
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,425
Okay. Alright, well maybe he's
wet.
321
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,427
You knows? A mis-- no no
322
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,895
[Indistinct] means he's dry.
323
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,931
Hey hey, maybe he's hungry. You
know how you get when you
hungry.
324
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,899
Shut up, Tony.
325
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,567
There you go, little thing.
326
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,236
Okay, no. No, that's not it.
327
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,370
Not takin' the bottle.
328
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,740
Oh my goodness. Here Tony, you
try.
329
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,374
[Crying continues]
- Baby...
330
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,576
- ...you go get the baby.
- I...yes.
331
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,778
- Aw.
- Huh.
332
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,580
[Crying stops]
- Oh my God, he likes us, Tony!
333
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,082
Okay, give him back.
334
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,550
Give him back. Give him back.
335
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,986
[Baby cries]
336
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,622
You know what, maybe he just
needs to warm up to you.
337
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,591
I'm a I'm a leave you alone. Let
you guys gets a little
338
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,093
alone time. I'll be right back.
339
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,627
No, Tony. I don't think that's a
good idea.
340
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,764
No no no, it's fine. It's fine.
I need to stop by the office
anyway.
341
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,766
If you need me, call me.
Alright, I'll see ya.
342
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,100
Bye bye. Out!
343
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,001
[Crying intensifies]
344
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,670
He meant me, baby. Not you.
345
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,006
Aw, don't cry.
346
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:51,344
[Instrumental Music]
347
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,349
What up, Rodney?
348
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,585
Donnie, what's happenin'?
349
00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,953
[Audience laughter]
350
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,055
Donnie, what are you doin'?
351
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,091
Dammit man, don't you see I'm
tryin' to get this
352
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,026
- ...money!
- Ah ha, yeah!
353
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,861
Pay up. Thanks, Tone.
354
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,096
Thanks for what?
355
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,631
We were just having a $5.00
contest to see who could
356
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,267
shut the hell up for the
longest, and I lost.
357
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,502
Can I borrow $5.00?
358
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,536
[Audience laughter]
359
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,205
You know what? I'm in a good
mood,
360
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,773
so I'm feeling generous.
361
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,141
What you need, $5.00?
362
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,509
- Here you go. Right there.
- Thanks, man.
363
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,643
- Yeah.
- Here you go, Rodney.
364
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,146
My man. And a I need the money
for the
365
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,014
line up the edge up.
366
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,016
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.
367
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,017
What the?
368
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,018
[Audience laughter]
369
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,486
That's for rent. That's for the
club.
370
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,056
For the guns. Ah okay, you got
change for a 100?
371
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,958
Nope, but I'll put that on your
tab.
372
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,226
Heh, my man.
373
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,962
Look if you got all that cash,
why'd you need $5.00 from me?
374
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,730
Cause it's your fault that I
lost.
375
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,333
Okay, alright. Well how about
that money you owe me then?
376
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,434
- That I owe you?
- Mm hm.
377
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,202
Naw, man. That's why they say, I
owe you.
378
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,671
Listen, what I'm tryin' to tell
y'all is it's about the kids,
okay.
379
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,140
Now when you talk about
everything I taught you guys in
a
380
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,042
second. You a cute little
button.
381
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,743
That's your boy.
382
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,579
Hey man, what happened with Lisa
anyway? What's up?
383
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,081
Oh man, it is going great.
384
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,550
She is having like probably the
worst time ever
385
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,551
with that little baby.
386
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,353
- Cryin' and cryin' and cryin'.
- Told ya!
387
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,388
- He's probably still cryin'.
Poor little thing.
- What? [Laughter]
388
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,589
You know.
389
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,058
Aw, man. Oh what I'm--
390
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,060
[Phone vibrates]
- Oh hold on. That's probably
Lisa.
391
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,261
That's her right now.
392
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,495
She's probably like, get this
baby outa here!
393
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,497
- Right right right.
- Shhh.
394
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,765
Hello.
395
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,533
Yeah.
396
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,069
Say what?
397
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,337
Oh oh oh oh, okay. Alright.
398
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,107
Yes, ah alright. Alright, bye.
399
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,441
Well that backfired.
400
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,877
Apparently the baby warmed up to
her,
401
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,078
and now she's havin' the time of
her life.
402
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,080
Talkin' bout, bring some diapers
on the way home.
403
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,714
Any more bright ideas?
404
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,284
Look Tone, it takes two to
tango, man.
405
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,619
You got to stay off the dance
floor. I mean no
406
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,054
dirty dancin'!
407
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,089
[Audience laughter]
408
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,423
[Music stings out]
409
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:49,396
[Instrumental Music]
410
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,599
- Ooh.
- Knock knock....
411
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,766
Hey Lori. Hey Lise.
412
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,536
Okay, so the idea is to actually
knock
413
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,771
before you enter someone's hous
unannounced?
414
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,640
I did announce it when I said,
415
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,909
"knock knock."
416
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,577
Let me hold the wittle wittle
precious--
417
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,279
Oh wait, wait. No, no get
418
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,481
baby throw up all on the clothes
I just loaned you.
419
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,117
No, nuh uh.
420
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,551
Oh and please
421
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,520
- ...burn that hot pink suit.
- Mm.
422
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,956
Let me see your children, oah.
423
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,624
Ooh, that's a good
424
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,159
boy. Oh woa woa.
425
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,460
Ooh, you precious hump.
426
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,129
Uh mm, that baby screamin'.
427
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,064
He must be allergic to fake
silicone.
428
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,933
[Audience laughter]
[Baby fusses]
429
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,834
I got him here. Oah.
430
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,104
Ah, look like he allergic to
fake hair, too.
431
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,440
[Baby cries]
- See, ya'll are really makin'
it
432
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,809
worse. Now I gotta calm him down
again.
433
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,011
Oah.
434
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,713
[Lori] Oh my...
435
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,984
girl you are a natural!
436
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,286
I see why you got baby fever.
437
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,320
[Audience laughter]
438
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,422
Even the baby prefers organic.
439
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,958
How do you know? You speak baby?
440
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,692
Just watch. You know everybody
likes real boobs.
441
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,461
- How do you know?
- Oh really.
- Stop!
442
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,662
- These are milkin' boobs.
- No.
443
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,097
- Milk is milk.
- I mean how?
444
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,331
- I'm gonna go put the baby
away?
- How?
445
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,267
- A cow's got milk and cows...
- How?
446
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,935
sometimes don't even have--
447
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,303
I'll pop the air outa those.
448
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,337
[Doorbell rings]
449
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,772
Hush. Be good.
450
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,274
Don't you embarrass me.
451
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,675
This a real doctor.
452
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,143
[Audience laughter]
453
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,879
[Door creaks]
454
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,881
- Oh hello, Dr. Wade.
- Hello there.
455
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,183
Come on in.
456
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,384
I'm glad you came.
457
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,552
I'd like you to meet my sister,
Rachel.
458
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,021
Nice to meet you.
459
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189
What up, doc?
460
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,356
[Audience laughter]
461
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,858
This is fine work, I must say.
462
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,160
[Audience laughter]
463
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,362
You know I'm surprised you want
me when obviously your sister
464
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,731
has got someone that does work
just as good as I do.
465
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,665
[Audience laughter]
466
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,367
No, doctor oblivious.
467
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,735
This here all me.
468
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,903
Mm, really?
469
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,705
Yes, really.
470
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,373
And it's a good thing you're a
doctor so that broken arm
471
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,975
will heal just perfectly.
472
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,143
I don't have a broken arm.
473
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,177
Yet.
474
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,478
[Lori laugh]
475
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,679
Just stay on this side.
476
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,715
Oh okay, I thought I heard the
doorbell.
477
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,250
Looks like we have a guest.
478
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,085
- I am Lisa
- Hello.
479
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,553
I'm I'm Lori's sister.
480
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,587
You must be her doctor.
481
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,589
I am, Doctor Wade. It's nice to
meet you.
482
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,658
Yeah, yeah, likewise. Um...
483
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,427
so we have a ton of questions.
484
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,429
I I really I, I don't know where
to start.
485
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563
I'm not sure.
486
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,565
Excellent. Well I'm here to
help.
487
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,269
So a basically the surgery is
very easy.
488
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,672
Very simple, but the recovery
can last up to 2 to 6 months.
489
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,174
[Lori squeals] Wait, hold up.
490
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,443
I thought you said recover time
491
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,212
was 2 to 6 weeks.
492
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,214
Well that would be the case,
493
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,582
if you didn't get the hookup.
494
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,983
[Audience laughter]
495
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,386
Because of your budget, I'm
gonna have to use discount
silicone.
496
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,221
Discount?
497
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,192
Well, to ensure I find the most
affordable
498
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,560
aftermarket prices.
499
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,128
Aftermarket?
500
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,398
Oh heh-heh-hell to the naw,
doctor!
501
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,932
You ain't gonna have
502
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,035
me up on the next episode
503
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:45,572
of Fudged Up, lookin' like
Willie Lump Lump.
504
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,574
[Audience laughter]
505
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,377
Yeah doctor, the way I see it,
you got two choices.
506
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,812
One, you can get the hell up out
my sister's house,
507
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,814
or two, me and my sister's will
make
508
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,449
good on that promise
509
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,484
to break your arm.
510
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,052
No no no no no.
511
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,020
[Audience laughter]
512
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,022
[Lori sighs]
513
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,024
Well ladies,
514
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,959
you guys were really about to
515
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,462
go in on Doctor Play-school for
me!
516
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,463
[Audience laughter]
517
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,664
I took my earrings off.
518
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,467
Lori, we are your sisters. We
love you.
519
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,635
Okay?
520
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,636
[Audience aww's]
521
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,172
Cause you're perfect just the
way you are.
522
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,174
Besides, you know black don't
crack.
523
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,276
Yeah, but it stretches, flabs,
524
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,377
and sags.
525
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,080
Aw...it's okay, sis.
526
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,348
[Lori laughs]
527
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,184
[Instrumental Music]
528
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,020
Hello. Yeah, you can come pick
up your little man.
529
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,022
I know it's only been a couple
hours but
530
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,824
the plan backfired.
531
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,858
[Audience laughter]
532
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,327
Ah I know. I know. Okay.
533
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,028
I'll see ya in a little bit.
534
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,101
I'll fix this door one day.
535
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,069
Lisa! Lisa.
536
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,539
- Lisa!
- Shhh.
537
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,741
I just put the baby down.
538
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,610
Whew! Can't wait to tell you
about my day though.
539
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,646
- Hm.
- After burpin' and bathin' and
540
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,281
baby proofin' the house,
541
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,318
I a you know I just I was
exhausted. I need to take a nap.
542
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,853
You did all that today?
543
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,655
[Doorbell rings]
544
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,990
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
545
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,926
Well damn, cousin. That was
fast.
546
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,829
Man, I couldn't get here fast
enough, man.
547
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,066
Shuh, my girl started givin' me
them baby-makin' eyes.
548
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,401
[Audience laughter]
549
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,536
I'm like, no mas!
550
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,538
[Audience laughter]
551
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,540
Oh so you just left her there?
552
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,876
And I thought we supposed to be
catchin' up on sleep.
553
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,212
Apparently she wanted to catch
up on somethin' else.
554
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,681
[Audience laughter]
555
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,717
Bro, I had to get outa there
before she tried to make baby
number 2.
556
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,919
There go my little plan b.
557
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,053
[Audience laughter]
558
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,690
Hey listen, y'all. Thank
y'all...
559
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,858
but no thank you.
560
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,560
Alright.
561
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,562
Alright. Oh, okay.
562
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,730
[Laughter]
563
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,700
Alright. Did I a, did I miss
somethin'?
564
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,935
No, but...I did.
565
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,571
Aw, what was that for?
566
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,607
That was for me not being
sensitive
567
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,175
and not listening to your
feelings.
568
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,410
For that, I'm sorry.
569
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,178
[Audience aww's]
570
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,513
Mm-wah.
571
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,182
- What was that for?
- That was for lettin' me be a
new mom...
572
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,383
for a few hours.
573
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,585
But I gotta admit, I'm
exhausted.
574
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,954
I forgot how tiring
575
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,256
havin' a baby can be.
576
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,691
Well good. I'm glad we a agree
on that
577
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,493
because I was not ready to start
over.
578
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,061
Yeah?
579
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,364
Yeah but I'm I'm I'm really kind
of used to
580
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,599
bein' a caretaker, Tony. I just
581
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,270
I don't know what to do with
myself without bein' a full time
mom.
582
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,638
Baby, I'm sure
583
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,073
you will find somethin' to do
with your free time.
584
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,075
Just know
585
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,211
if you really want somethin' to
do,
586
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,780
I I can...okay, she's asleep
already.
587
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,114
[Audience laughter]
588
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,483
[Music stings out]
589
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,587
[Instrumental Music]
590
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,222
Good mornin', sweetheart.
591
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,323
Hey.
592
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,592
- Mm. Hey a, did you eat
breakfast yet?
- Mm-wah.
593
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,394
Cause I was thinkin' about
makin' my famous
594
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,695
Tony's Benedict.
595
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,430
Sounds good.
596
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,066
Hm, where'd you put my a secret
hot sauce that I like?
597
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,269
Oh a in the top shelf.
598
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,504
- The top of this one?
- Yeah. Yeah.
599
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,105
[Thumping]
[Audience laughter]
600
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,140
A did you a baby proof this or
what?
601
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342
Mm hm.
602
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,578
Ah I'm not even gonna ask why
you would baby-proof this
603
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,746
high-ass. What baby we be
watchin,
604
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,114
a Yao Ming's?
605
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,249
[Audience laughter]
606
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,118
[Thumping continues]
- Is it, is it a lock or...
607
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,954
Whew! I a...
608
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,123
I'll get it. You could a been an
engineer
609
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,625
- ...to open it.
- My bad.
610
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,127
That ain't gettin' open. I'm
about to go get some tools or
somethin'.
611
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,162
[Audience laughter]
612
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,800
What the hell?
613
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,101
[Audience laughter]
614
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,003
The bread is in the pantry, so
you want me to cook breakfast?
615
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,137
[Audience laughter]
616
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,806
Nah, nah nah nah. I'm just now
over it.
617
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,641
Let's just go to Sizzle Hut.
618
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,109
- You can bring your book.
- Yeah, I am.
619
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,745
- Who wrote that?
- Oh, Stacey Evans Morgan.
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