All language subtitles for Family.Time.S07E13.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H264-WhiteHat_track3_[eng]

[Instrumental Music]

Aow, Lisa. You've got our
kitchen smellin' and lookin'
like

The International House of
Waffles.

Now th is a breakfast fit for
a king!

Ah ah ah...put that back, Tony.

This breakfast is for our
superstar princess.

I don't you don't expect us to
sit here and watch while she
eats all this for herself.

No, but I want her to see the
presentation first.

Alright.

Woa, Mom! Wait a minute...

Dad musta upgraded your room.

Ah no, this is an amazing
breakfast

for an amazing college-bound
child. I prepared

all your favorites,

as you can see.

[Tony chuckles]
You're the best, Mom.

Yah ah ah, put that sausage
down, boy.

She said amazing, not
academically-challenged child.

That's cold, Dad. You know I got
my genes from you.

Yeah I got a belt in these jeans
too. Keep it up.

Tony, both of our children are
amazing...okay.

See. Why thank you, Mom.

Okay, Devin. Put that sausage
back, like right now.

Okay? this is for our special
soon-to-be college freshman.

Oah...thanks, Mom. But
seriously, it's not a big deal.

I'm only moovin' across the
freeway, not across the country.

Yeah, but I just wanted to do
somethin' to show you how
special you are,

and how proud of you we are.

And even though you're only an
hour away just remember you will
always

- ...be...
- I know, Dad. I know.

our little girl.

[Lisa laughs]
Well, shouldn't we both...

be gettin' the special
treatment. I mean I am goin'
back to school

and a brotha is hungry.

Ah ah ah ah, drop it, Prince of
Probation.

[Audience laughter]

Now you already got the royal
treatment when we sent you off
to school the first time.

And speakin' of which, your
future student loans are comin'
out of your allowance.

Now let's eat.

[Audience laughter]

Suddenly, I've lost my appetite.

That's cool. Let me get his
plate.

[Theme Music]

* Woke up and my wife said
to me *

* the bill collectors want
their fees *

* the kids keep talkin' back
to me *

* Family Time

* Family Time. Family Time

* Family Time. Waa aah
woa oah oah oah yeah *

[Instrumental Music]

Oh, Lisa...

Can you believe our baby's about
to be a college girl?

No. And if I think about it too
much I'm gonna start crying...

again.

[Lisa sulking]

Well, since I'm not about
that...

havin' a kid life...thank
you, sis.

For what?

For savin' me the stretch marks

by havin' the daughter that I
didn't have to give birth to.

Crowd favorite auntie right
here.

Girl, bye!

I am the favorite auntie.

And recently, I've been
contemplating

having my eggs frozen.

[Scoffs]

[Audience laughter]

To give Ebony and Devin a cute
little bi-racial

first cousin one day.

Mm'kay. No offense Lori,

but a you shoulda started
thinkin' about your little

biological clock when you were
younger.

- Eh, huh?
- Yeah, cause your geriatric
eggs...

will make your baby come out
lookin' like Morgan Freeman.

[Audience laughter]

Well your baby will come out
wearin' a rainbow tattoo

a "wife beater" and Dickies.

Ooh a little stud. I like that.

Cute! Hah.

Anyway ladies, I'm here to tell
you

40's is the new 30's.

And I can still be a mom.

[Scoffs]

Ooh I foolin'. I ain't birthin'
no babies.

I am perfectly happy being
favorite auntie

to your grown chil-rens.

I'm favorite auntie.

But, bein' able to pick up
and go

is how this favorite auntie
likes to roll.

Oh-kay. Well...

[Lisa Laughs]

Well...I have a College Send Off
Party to prepare so I'm gonna
need you

favorite aunties to help me.

[Both sigh]
Oh!

I just glued on my press-ons.

- Really?
- Yeah, and I'm really not about
that choppin',

dicin' and
slicin' life.

Okay, so why are you here,
really?

Oh that's easy, cause roaches
don't die. They multiply.

Hush, you big stink bug.

Yeah.

Please.

Oah, it's--

[Grunting]

What's up, ladies?

- Hey, Tone.
- I'm afraid to ask.

Deh did you get the drinks for
the party tomorrow?

Better. I got this keg for a
steal.

Which is probably code for, he
stole it.

[Lori] Probably.

Yeah Donnie, this is not a
college frat party. And I'm not
serving

beer to a bunch of kids. No.

You had one job man, you're
fired!

Hey hey, hold up now. This keg
is for the grown folks.

Now when y'all asked me to
bartend,

You said that I could serve the
kids the choice between water

and punch.

All I need from y'all is the
punch.

[Audience laughter]

I'm about to punch you in the
throat.

Fine. I don't want to be the
bartender anyway, but

there's some single mamas roll
up in through here.

I'm a be the bouncer at the
door.

And everybody's gettin' frisked.

[Instrumental Music]

Your mom is so sweet for
throwing you guys a going away
party.

Oh, the party's for Ebony.

I had my going away party 2
years ago.

Yeah, it's sweet but I'm kinda
nervous.

Why, you don't think Davion's
gonna show up?

Girl, you know he's still
feelin' you.

Hell, no. I'm not nervous about
that. I'm nervous about goin' to
college.

You have every reason to be.

[In unison]
Why?

You gonna gain that freshman 15.

What's that?

In college, you won't have mom
there to make you eat your
fruits and vegetables.

Eatin' pizza and ramen while
studyin',

oh yeah, you gonna gain them
pounds.

15? Shoot, my sister gained 25

so I gained all her cute clothes
she couldn't fit in anymore.

Eow!

Well I'm not worried about that.
What if I don't like my
roommate?

Then it'll be pure hell,

and don't let your roommate
wanna pledge your sorority,
you'll have

people knockin' at your door all
hours of the night.

And they won't care that you got
an early mornin' exam.

It's like that?

Yeah, and don't even get me
started on the stealin' that
happens in dorm life.

[Audience laughter]
What?

Yeah. Lock your stuff up,
including your snacks.

Them thieves be stealin' like
it's a sport.

Well, what if I can't maintain
my GPA? I mean I don't wanna get

put on academic probation, no
offense.

None taken. It is what it is.

Ebony, you're gonna be fine,
girl. And look, I'll be visiting
you regularly

scoping out the cute guys and
just going to all the parties
with you,

girl it's gonna be lit!

Wait Alyssa, how are you gonna
be visitin' me when you're
supposed to be

goin' to Tubman College.

So about that, I have decided to
defer my enrollment date for
school

so I can pursue my real passion.

Oh you wanna study abroad first?

No, girl. I wanna be a Laker
Girl.

Um Alyssa, do your parents

know about your new little plan?

Technically, no. But I already
know my dad's gonna freak out.

Ya think?

Yeah, he's a Clippers fan.

[Audience laughter]

Aren't we all?

Oh girl, no. You're gonna need
more than a prayer.

Facts.

[Instrumental Music]

Yeah, I understand. Just don't
do anything until I get there.

[Organ Music fades out]

Hey, Dad.

How's it goin', son?

Good. You got a minute to talk?

Gotta make it quick. I have an
emergency at one of my

properties and I gotta meet my
construction team, ASAP.

I understand, it's just with all
the preparation of Ebony goin'
off to college, I'm feelin'

- a little le--
[Doorbell rings]
- Oh, could you get...

the door please?

- Hey, Aunt Viv.
- Hey. Hey, guys.

Hey, Viv.

So a Devin, are you excited for
your sister?

Ah yeah, I'm also excited
about--

Hey, guys. We are off to Bed,
Bath, and Emporium to do some
shoppin'

for Miss Ebony's dorm room.

Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna
show you some simple decorating
tips

that will make your small space
feel like home away from home.

Yeah. Florence night-in-jail
knows what she's talkin' about.

I'm tryin' to decide if I wanna
go with teal green and peach

or red and black for my color
scheme.

What do you think, Devin?

- Ah...I--
- You can send him pictures from
the store,

we've gotta go so we can get all
the good stuff before it's gone.

And just make sure all my
money's not gone.

Your money? It hasn't been your
money since we got married.

[Audience laughter]

Mm.

You know I'm actually going with
them Tony, because I get a good
discount

through my connections at the
store.

Oh in that case baby, go ahead
and splurge since it's on your
Aunt Viv's dime.

Make sure she don't use the 5
finger discount.

What was that?

- He said make sure that you
don't--
- Ah she uses all 5...

- fingers when she lifts for
herself.
- Alright, alright.

- I'll see y'all.
- Let's go before your dad's

shoppin' for a new couch to
sleep on.

Okay Devin, check your messages,
cause I want your opinion.

Alright Devin, so what was it
you wanted to talk about?

- Nah, it's all good.
- Go ahead, son.

Okay well...with all the
excitement of Ebony goin' off to
school, I mean I'm just

feelin' a little left out.

Left out? What are you talkin'
about?

She said she's gonna send you
pictures from the store.

No, it's not that. I mean I'm
about to leave soon too and I
just

- ...feel like--
- Woa woa woa, hold that
thought.

Hello...Yes! I'm already

in the car. What are you talkin'
about? Relax.

- You don't hear the GPS.
- [GPS] Turn left at the next
light.

That is it!

Sorry, son. They think I'm in
the car already, so I gotta get
outa here.

- It's not a--
- We'll talk later, man. Love ya
much.

[Choking up]
How come he don't want me, man?

[Music stings out]

[Instrumental Music]

Yeah, yeah we are just so proud
of our daughter.

We think she's narrowed it down
to either

pre-med or bio-chemisty as her
major so--

Well, she's narrowed it down to
either pre-law or business

But hey she's so smart, she
might go for that dual degree.
And when she's old enough,

announce her run for president.
A buh buh buh.

[Audience laughter]

I guess you could say that I
planted a seed a long

time ago that sparked Ebony's
thirst of knowledge.

Negro, please.

You ain't got to lie, Donnie.

Over here fakin' the funk with
your funky butt in front of
these women.

Ladies, please excuse these two
hatin'-ass

battle axes.

Who do you think you are, Fred
Sanford?

- Whoa!
- [Rachel] You big dummy.

Battle axes?

Yes. Definition: a formidably
aggressive

- older woman. That would be
you, Weezy.
- Ooh ooh!

Jo-Orge!

and you, Aunt Esther.

[Audience laughter]

You need to take your broke
ass...

definition- you-

over there and stop those kids
from checkin' out that

bootleg keg you have the
audacity to bring to this party.

[Clears throat]
Hey ladies, let's pick this
conversation up another time.

Hey kids, get away from that
keg, or that's yo ass!

[Audience laughter]

Trust me, you do not want him.

Over there lookin' like a thick
palm tree.

[Audience laughter]

There he is. What's up, son. I
was wonderin' where you at?

Oh I was just hangin' out with
the homies, you know.

These are my friends. They just
crossed into their fraternity.

Show 'em what that yard
life like.

[Tony chuckles]

Theta eta theta...

[In unison]
incorporated!

Whew!

Aah!

- Whew!
[Cheers and applause]

Whew whew!

Yeah, we were just plannin' our
cross-country road trip back to

- ...school.
- Thats cool. That's cool.

Yeah, I just decided to stay out
of the way around here since you
was

a settin' up for a party.

Boy you ain't slick, you just
didn't want to help.

Now listen, we can finish that
conversation we had a little
later, alright.

- Okay, Dad.
- Alright, cool.

Good to meet y'all. Lisa, can I
talk to you in the kitchen?

Ebony, come meet my friends.

Nice to meet you guys. Thanks
for comin' to my party.

Ah and thanks guys, for showin'
us how to stomp the yard ah heh

HU!

[In unison]
You know!

[Lori] Oh, okay!

- We about to go grab some
snacks.
- Alright.

[Audience laughter]

And that one right there, is
lookin' like a whole snack.

Okay girl, you crazy.

I know, Eb. But you know that
was so cool, right?

I want to go to college.

I thought you were becomin' a
Laker Girl?

Girl as I predicted, my parents
lost it when I told

them I wanted to defer my
enrollment.

Do you think it would've been
better if you were cheerleader
for the Clippers?

Ah hah, no. They threatened
to cut off all financial
support, and

ship me off to the Peace Corps
if my butt wasn't on a college
campus in the fall.

You know, well I was actually
thinkin' about doing the
deferment thing myself.

But you're my little
A.P. homie.

My B.F.F. that never gets
any F's.

Oh I know and getting good
grades and

all that jazz and making my
parents happy has always been my

thing but it's just time to
figure out what I need to do
with my life.

Well if it helps any, there are

plenty of successful people who
have never been to college, or
if they did they didn't finish.

Like the guys who created
Twitter and Facebook,

billionaires.

- Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
- True.

- Mm hm.
- Although we've only named
white men.

Madam C.J. Walker was the first
female black millionaire,

creating...products for curlier
girls like us.

Girl, you right. Girl, you
right. I always thought about
being a social media influencer.

Right. And honestly girl, unless
you're like tryin' to become a
doctor or

lawyer, who needs college?

You're right. Thanks for the
confirmation, Alyssa.

You know. But anyways girl,

I'm gonna go over there and get
that.

I mean...

get a snack.

Oh my gosh.

[Instrumental Music]

Oaw.

Mmm...my baby.

Well what are you doin'?

Are you teary-eyed. What did
Tony do?

No! I'm just...I'm just gettin'
the cake ready.

Aw, it's so beautiful.

Yeah. I took one look and I
almost got a little misty.

Ah oaw.

My babies are really growin' up.

I know. It's a trip.

I helped raise a scholar
princess.

How, when you were raised by
wolves?

Okay. You know what, Lori, she's
right.

She's right, you know it takes a
village.

- [Rachel] Thank you, sis.
- You played...

an important role in Ebony's
life, both of you.

You're so sweet.

- You really did. It's true.
- Aw, you're gonna make
me tear up, girl.

Yeah my eyeballs are...they are
feelin' a little sweaty.

- Your armpits. Get over here.
- Shut up....

Scary Poppins.

[Lisa] We did it, guys.

Lisa! Come on out the kitchen.
Ebony's about to announce her
major.

Bring The Breakfast Club wit
cha,

Charlamagne the Bald and D.J.
Wig Ending.

- Okay, alright. Let's just get
it together.
- [Lori] Okay.

- [Rachel] Alright.
- Let's take this cake out
there.

Can I have everyone's attention
please?

So after careful thought...

at this time

I have decided that I'm not
going to college.

[Multiple voices]
What?!

Oh, Lord. Oh, baby, baby. Oh,
shoot.

Oh, damn.

I'm sorry Mom and Dad. I just
can't do this.

- Oah.
- [Tony] Ebony?

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Devin, did you know about this?

No, Dad. I swear. I I'll go talk
to her.

Yeah, you go do that.

Ah so listen everybody, can I
have your attention please?

Ah, get the hell out!

- Tony, come on.
- Okay alright, I'm sorry. Ah
thank you...

for coming. Seriously, but you
gotta go. Bye.

Peace.

[Audience laughter]

[Lori] I ain't goin' nowhere.

Lisa, I bet you it was little
Miss Megan no-good had somethin'
to do with this.

Ah, y'all get the hell out too.

- Come on, chop, chop.
- I ain't thinkin' about you,
Tone.

[Rachel] Please.

[Instrumental Music]

She's not talkin'.

Oh she's about to start talkin'
right now.

We'll take it from here, Devin.

Ebony Elise Stallworth...

what was that stunt you just
pulled downstairs?

- Mom, Dad.
- Oh, don't start with the sweet
Mom, Dad stuff.

Let the girl talk, Tony.

I'm so sorry for embarrassing
you in front of our guests.

I could care less about those
guests. What is goin' on with
you, sweetheart?

I don't think I'm ready for
college.

- What?
- Honey, you've done everything
right...

academically to get you to
this point.

Academically, yes.
Emotionally...

mentally, no.

I'm actually interested in
becoming a social media
influencer and entrepreneur.

You mean entre-poor-neur.

What you gonna move to Portugal,
drive a Porsche?

The, who who put you up to this?

That that that that that Alyssa
girl?

- No, Dad.
- Hm.

It's a lot of young people that
are getting paid

for sharing their love for
makeup and more clothes online.

Okay so let me get this
straight. You want to pass up on
college

so that you can sit at home
all day

takin' selfies of yourself in
cute clothes and hopin' somebody
pays you for it?

It's more than that.

Oh my goodness Ebony, what is
goin' on in that brilliant

had of yours?

Mmm...brilliant may be a bit
strong.

[Audience laughter]

What is goin' on, baby girl?

I don't know. I guess

I was ready leave home and go to
college and

I'm just nervous.

Honey, you were the one that had
to remind me that you're not
goin' that far.

Yeah, and if you get homesick,
you can always come home for
dinner and to wash your clothes.

I don't know. I guess I'm just
afraid of failing and
disappointing you like Devin.

Hey, failure is not in our DNA.

Right. And Devin might have had
a minor setback, but he's no
failure.

And you my dear will not fail
either.

You know what, you two continue
this conversation. I need to
speak with Devin for a minute.

Oah.

So since you were ear hustlin',
I take it you heard that
conversation.

Yeah, I did.

Is this what you wanted to talk
to me about yesterday, son?

I mean, just the part about
bein' a disappointment to you
and Mom.

See and here I thought you were
just a

a little jealous because Ebony
was gettin' all the attention.

I mean, I was a little jealous
but

Ebony's my baby sister. I'm
proud a her and this whole
college thing.

You got this.

You think so?

I know so. Failure is not in our
DNA.

[Chuckles] That's right.

As a matter of fact, I did want
to share with you all that

since I was able to get my
G.P.A. up my dean in

informed me that I'll be able to

restore my financial aid and
graduate with my class.

- Now that's what I'm talkin'
about.
- [Lisa] Oah!

- Alright. I'm proud a you, son.
- [Audience cheers and applauds]

We all are, baby.

Thank you. And I'm proud a my
little sister,

who's about to be a college
freshman

Ain't that right?

You mean, "isn't that right?"
And yes, you right.

Whatever, brainiac.

You know, college is a
privilege and we're both
blessed to have

parents that can make it
happen for us.

Mmm.

And we want you both to know
that we're really proud of you.

Ah, even though Ebony almost
gave us both heart attacks.

Well Lisa, looks like operation
empty nest is still on schedule.

So, let's go downstairs and get
some of that cake, yeah?

I love you guys.

- [Devin] Group hug?
- [Tony] Alright.

- [Lisa] Oaw.
[Music stings]

[Instrumental Music]

Okay. Come on you two, you're
about to be late.

[Footsteps]

I cannot believe you're lettin'
Ebony take all this stuff to
school.

Yeah, well the idea is not to
have to come back and repeat
after the second

year, can't get right.

And girls have a lot of stuff.

Yes, girls need their stuff.

Come on Ebony, we need to get
all your stuff to campus soon.

[Footsteps stomping]

Can't forget my favorite bear.

Didn't you already pack another
teddy bear?

Yeah, this one's for my
bookshelf. The other one's for
my bed.

- Hmm.
- Hey, I won you that bear at...

the Middle School Halloween
Carnival.

- Yeah.
- Oh that is so sweet.

You should name the Teddy bear,
Devin.

Yeah no, Mom. That's corny.

[Devin] Ah...yeah.

I just cannot believe our little
girl is flyin' the coup.

Flyin' the coup? this chick is
just crossin' the road.

Ah.

[Audience laughter]

I'm the one headed back across
the country.

Can I get an emotional send off?

You had your emotional send off
2 years ago.

You just get your butt in them
books and make us proud.

- Alright?...Alright.
- Will do, Dad.

Love you, Mom.

- Love you too, baby.
- We love you too, son.

Well...the fellas are outside
so, I guess I'll see you during
Thanksgiving.

Well maybe sooner cause Alyssa
wants to go to Howard's
Homecoming.

That's what's up, well...
[Ebony chuckles]

go show that school what you're
made of and

Face-time me when you're all
moved in.

[Choking up] I will, bro.

Alright. Let's get this show on
the road.

Uh huh.

[Lisa] Yep yep yep.

Me first.
[Lisa and Tony laugh]

Can't forget my Devin bear.

[Audience Aww's]

[Applause]

[Instrumental Music]