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[Instrumental Music]

That doesn't make any sense.

Alright, if that's the case,
then how come the police
never pulled him over?

Yeah.

Oh, okay, I'll
talk to you later.

Police? What's happening
baby, everything okay?

That was Donnie's dumb ass.

He was tryin' to tell me
that Scooby Doo was
Snoop Dog's older brother.

And, and the van that they
drove around in was stolen.

Did you ever notice that

Fred and Daphne were
always together when they
were solving mysteries?

- What was wrong with Velma?
- Hmm.

So, so, so neither you
nor Donnie has a problem

with a talkin' dog or his
equally speaking cousin?

You know, I don't even know
why I'm talkin' about this.

What are you lookin'
at online, babe?

Just some furniture that I know
you're gonna tell me not to buy
because we don't need it.

Oh, you know what?

You wrong about that.

I think that the living room
could use a little sprucing up.

And we've been doing well this
quarter at the office, so uh,

let's live a little.

Wait so, you're saying I
should start looking to buy?

I say you have the
green light to do a little bit.

Not a lot of bit,
just a little bit.

Whatever makes you happy.

- Thank you, baby!
- Mm-hmm.

Oh my goodness,
this is just in time.

This'll be the last dinner party
we have with old furniture.

Oh God, don't tell me you forgot

about the dinner party
we're hosting tonight.

You mean the dinner party
where I buy up all the food

and a bunch of hungry-ass
freeloaders show
up to eat it up?

Why would I wanna remember that?

This is gonna be fun, baby.

Rodney's coming with his
ex-wife, Cheryl's gonna
be there, and

Vivian and Donnie,
plus my sisters,

they're out of town,
so that's a highlight for you.

- Aww, they're not gonna be
here? Aww, that sucks.
- Mm-hmm.

I was looking forward
to seeing Scooby and
Scrappy Doo in person.

[Theme Music]
* Woke up and
my wife said to me

* The bill collectors
want their fees

* Kids keep talkin' back
to me

* Family Time

* Family Time,
Family Time, Family Time

[Instrumental Music]

Now where is
Brandy with my lunch?

She better not have
taken another one of those

"Uh, sorry Mr. Stallworth,
but there was a

sale, so I had to
go shopping," break.

[Audience Laughter]

Absolutely not, ma'am.
I will not allow you

to walk in here
lookin' that damn fine.

You need to walk out,
come back in

so we can appreciate you a
second time.

Boy. [Chuckles]

That is not necessary
ma'am, I'm sorry.

Donnie is just leaving.

- Ma'am?
- Oh!

That's not a problem, Tony.

- Raquel?
- Uh-huh.

Raquel Madison!

And here it is, I thought
that I was unforgettable.

Girl, come on over here!

Knock it of! Look
at you, lookin' good!

- Thank you.
- Girl, what, what
are you doin' here?

Well uh, I'm doing
some work on my house,

and when I came across
your site, I figured I had to
come down here and at least

try to hire you in person.

Well thank you, thank you.
What type of work are you
looking to get done?

- Uh, my bathroom.
- All right.

Well I'd have to look at it

- before I give you a
rough estimate, but,
- Okay.

- it's definitely something
we can work out.
- Okay.

Raquel "The Belle".

More like Raquel "Fine as Hell."
Introduce us.
[Audience Laughs]

Raquel, this is my
best friend, Donnie.

- hey, how you doin'?
- Hi.

Donnie, this is somebody
I haven't seen in a
very, very long time.

Uh, a very long time is right.

- I see the ring, though.
- Mm-hmm.

Somebody finally
locked you down, huh?

Oh, hella locked
him down, you know?

- Gave him two
kids and everything.
- Oh.

Yeah, as he said, I'm Donnie

kidless, and I am
single as an auntie
with a missing side tooth.

Oh, well um...

congratulations, Tony.

Thank you, thank you. She is
amazing and I am blessed.

I, I don't see a ring on
your finger, though.

Ah, yes, that's because
it's been removed.

I'm going through a divorce.

Oh, going through a divorce.

Which means that you
are single. Well, look,

I'ma go ahead get up
outa here man, I gotta go.

But uh, such a pleasure
to meet you Raquel...

- Maddison, right?
- That'd be me.

- All right.
- Bye, Donnie.

All right there, boy.
[Audience Laughs]

Raquel, Raquel.

Girl, it's been
a month of Sundays.

[Instrumental Music]

- Hey Lisa, what's up?
- Hello!

The comfort that you both have

walking in my house
without knocking, is up.

In fact, it's at
an all time high.

Lisa. How many criminals
have to literally run
through your backyard

before you guys
lock the back door?

Okay, I don't have time
to argue with you, can you
just grab something,

- help me setup, please?
- Oh.

Lisa, where is your help?

Oh, the kids are
at friends' houses,

Tony's upstairs, and my
sisters are at a hair show.

Oh, I'm glad we got
here when we did,

they're gonna miss a great time.

Ooh, you know what
they're also gonna miss?

The old living room, because
I just got the green light

to redecorate a few things!

Oh, it's about time, Lisa!

I was starting to really
think that you guys had
fallen on hard times.

You know, based
on the furniture.

No, we're fine. I just
want a change of pace.

Well I think it's a
brilliant idea, and yes, I
will help you redecorate.

Yeah, me too! I think
it could be fun.

Your house would look great

with a
Spanish-Mediterranean decor.

[Stammering] I...
love Spanish-Mediterranean.

Men, you know,

but I'm thinking more of a

French Provincial. You know.

And when I say
"we're thinking," I'm really
thinking Lisa and I.

You know, no offense, Viv.

No, no, no, no, no. That's way
too fancy for this place.

I could add a
unique Asian flair-

- Oh!
- [Lisa] Excuse me-

Yeah, I disagree with that.

Okay, how 'bout you both just
come up with design mock-ups

and then I can choose who
will help me decorate based on
which one I like the most.

[Both] Agreed.

Oh! I have an idea.

Let's go look at
furniture in Tijuana tomorrow.

It's just a hop and a skip away,

- and it works well
with any budget.
- Oh.

Oh, that actually
sounds really fun,

but it'd have to
be tomorrow morning,

because I have a meeting
with Ebony's counselor

- tomorrow afternoon.
- Oh, okay. Cool.

Then it's settled.
We'll go in the morning.

No, no, no. Shucks,

I can't do it tomorrow
morning ladies, I've got
a meeting, so...

- Aww, that's too bad.
- Yeah, yeah.

Guess we'll just have
to made due without you.

Oh!
[Doorbell Rings]

Mm.

Grab something, Cheryl.

- Oh!
- Ha ha, Tony!

- My man.
- Come on in, baby girl.

Hey baby, Rodney's here!

- Yessir, go on and take that,
little something for you.
- Appreciate it.

That's how we do
it, ha ha, yeah!

- Mrs. Stallworth, how you
doin'?
- Hey.

You ain't gonna
introduce nobody?

Can't you give a man
a chance to say hi

- to the people, the
Stallworths and what not?
- Okay.

- Can I do that?
- Do that already!

Anyway everybody, this is uh,

- this Sabrina, this my-
- This your wife.

- His wife, hi.
- Ex-wife Sabrina.

Ex-wife.

- Ex?
- You signed the paper,
you signed the paper.

No. I didn't sign no papers.

- You signed them papers.
- If some papers signed,

- you forged my signature.
- You signed the damn papers.

I didn't sign nothin'!
[Cheryl Clears Her Throat]

Cheryl.

Rodney. I was
planning on being civil.

- Yes. Great to see you look-
- Oh, well, hi civil.

[Audience Laughs]

Hey, what's up man?
Tryin' to close your boy out.

Hey everybody, I brought
a date. Hope that's cool.

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Raquel?

Oh, you two know each other?

Huh? Eh, uh, yes, yes.
She's one of my uh, clients.

- [Lisa] Hmm.
- And my date.

Oh. Aren't you
gonna introduce us?

Yes, introduce us.

So rude.

[Donnie Chuckles]
Close your mouth.
Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen,

This is Raquel, the most
gorgeous woman in the room.

[Sabrina Clearing Throat]
[Audience Laughs]

Oh no, she got you, baby.

Y'all got strep throat
or something like that?

- Anyway, this is,
uh, Tony's wife, Lisa.
- Hi.

- This is for you.
- Thank you.

Mm, nice. It's classy.

We, that's from us.
That's form both of us.

Uh, also, this is Cheryl,
their nosy-ass neighbor.

[No Audible Dialogue]

And uh, that's Rodney.

[Chuckles] My man.

Oh, so you don't see me?

Ma'am, I've never seen you
before in my life, I wouldn't
know how to introduce you.

- Baby, you can't-
- Rodney's wife.

Ex-wife!

Uh, yeah, anyway,
and uh, that is Vivian,

uh, she's married to
Tony's brother, we haven't
seen in a very long time.

He's a pharmaceutical salesman,
he's away on business.

Yeah, sure he is.

Kind of like El Chapo.
[Audience Laughs]

Okay, it's really nice
to meet everyone.

Uh, would you mind
if I used your restroom?

Oh, just go down the hall,
it's down there to the left.

Actually, uh, this one's dirty.

Let me show you to the
one, uh, in the man cave.

- It's fine.
- No, no, no, no, no.

This way, in the man cave.
[Chuckles]

Tell you, you, you
gonna like this one.
It's real, it's real nice.

[Audience Laughs]

[No Audible Dialogue]

Ooh...

This is a nice kitchen.

Yeah, yeah, it's adorable,
I won the lottery.

So listen, did you tell him?

- Tell him what?
- About us.

What about us?

[Scoffs] That we
used to be a thing.

A harmless high school fling?

[High Pitched]
That all it was to you?

[Clears Throat]
That, that's how you feel?

A lil', a little fling?
[Chuckles] Okay look,
I, I disagree.

- Disagree with what, Ton'?
- Huh?

Uh, that um, she should
get um, crown molding
in, in her bathroom.

Man, I hate mold too,
especially on my cheese.

Yes, so, you two
need to chat. Now.

Can you please point
me in the right direction to
where the bathroom is?

Right down this way.

- Thank you. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Alright Donnie, I...

I gotta tell you, I, I
wasn't completely honest
with you earlier.

About what?

Basically, you
broke the bro code.

I thought breaking the bro code
is when one of your friends
dates one of your ex's.

No! When?
[Audience Laughs]

Back in high school.
We used to be a thing.

You two were a "thing,"

or you were a "thang"?
[Audience Laughs]

Depends on who you ask. But
basically, you can't date her.

Uh, hold on, hold
on there, hold tight.
[Chuckles]

We, we definitely not
done damn talkin'.

Uh, I did not
break the bro code.

Had you told me before
I hollered at her, I wouldn't
have hollered at her.

But since you did not,
you broke the bro code.

I broke- how did
I break the bro code?

Well if you carry the one
and you add the two,

damn it, you know
how the bro code work.

Look Donnie, you can't date her,
because you dating her is gonna
mess with my business.

No, you don't want me
to date her because you
two were a "thang".

What "thang" are you
two talking about?

Not a damn thang.

- Nice dress.
- Oh, thank you.

Uh, so what you think
about Donnie's new
girlfriend? You like her?

Not anymore.

I mean not, real... let's just
get back out to our guests.

[Instrumental Music]

Lisa, why is the toothpaste
cap off of the toothpaste?

How many times I
gotta tell you, when you
done with the toothpaste,

put a cap back on!
It ain't hard!

I am sorry tony, okay?
I did not realize I left
the cap off the toothpaste.

I will be more
mindful in the future.

Alright?

So baby, I was looking at these

- designs and styles-
- You know what, and
while we on the subject,

why come I can't find no
right socks in the sock drawer?

Ain't nothin' but left socks!

What am I gonna do
with a bunch of felt socks?

Put on some left shoes
and walk in a circle?

- Come on, now!
- Hey, hey!

Is it that time of the month?
[Audience Laughs]

Very funny, Lisa.

Baby, what is going
on? Talk to me.

[Sighs] It's silly.

It can't be any sillier than
you whining about left socks.

[Audience Laughs]

Okay, promise you won't
get mad.

That depends on what it is.

But if you tell me you have a
family on the other side of town

or that you can't
understand where Ayesha
Curry was coming from,

I'm gonna be mad.

Okay. First of all,

I completely understand why
Ayesha Curry is coming from.

And second, no family
on the other side of town.

They in Cleveland.

[Chuckles]
Oh! Kidding! I'm kidding.

Okay.

You remember that girl
that Donnie brought over,
my client, Raquel?

Yeah, what about her?

[Tony Sighs]

Donnie broke the bro code!
[Audience Laughs]

The bro code? Isn't that when
your homie dates one of your
ex's, or something like that?

Yeah. You remember, um...

back in High School
when we, we broke up

for that little
brief little period?

Well right in that brief little
period, me and Raquel dated.

Hmm?

Raquel and I, da-dated.

And I'm just now
finding out about this?

Well it was just a,
a tiny little harmless
high school thing.

Was it a "thing,"
or was it a "thang?"

It doesn't matter, okay?
Because I love you.

Oh. Okay.

So I, now I see why
you were acting all weird.

Oh good, so we're here.

No, no, no, no,
that depends, Tony.

Are you still feelin' her?

Of course not.
Okay? She is my client.

And I know Donnie.

And Donnie's gonna wind
up messin' up my money.

Our money.

Okay, listen, baby... [Chuckles]

There is no woman
walking this planet that
could ever compete with you.

There is no woman breathing

that takes my breath
away the way you do
without even trying.

Keep goin'.

- Your body-
- No, fool!

I'm talkin' about with
the little story, okay?

You've bought yourself
some brownie points.

Alright. I just...

I feel disrespected
that Donnie would date
somebody that I used to date.

I can understand that.

You can?
[Audience Laughs]

Yeah, you know, you remember
when Lori dated one of my ex's?

You know, I mean, even though
Lori is my sister and Donnie's
just your friend, I mean, I

I know how it feels.

- And that's why I love
you, you are the best.
- I know.

So, you know, just
talk to Donnie. Let
him know how you feel.

Aight, aight, I'l consider it.

[Instrumental Music]

Thank you so much for
taking me to Mexico, Vivian.

There were so many
good pieces of furniture.

I'm surprised we were
able to narrow it down
and make a choice.

oh, no problem Lisa,
and thank you for driving.

My license is still being
held by the Federales.

Long story.

Oh, yeah, no
problem, no problem.

I do kind of feel bad

that we weren't able
to take Cheryl and that we
made decisions without her.

Well I'm sue she'll
understand, especially when
she sees that couch.

Oh, my [Gasps].

Oh! I give you:
Paris in Springtime!

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

I can tell by your faces

you love it. Right?
It's breathtaking.

Cheryl, first of all, how did
you even get in my house?

We literally talked to
you about locking your
door earlier, Lisa.

I mean, I came in through
the back and unlocked it

so the movers could
come in through the front.

So easy. I think the
words you're looking for
are "thank" and "you".

Hmm. Well "you" is definitely
the second word I'm thinking.

"Thank" isn't the first.

[Audience Laughing]

Okay.

Where did all this
stuff come from, Cheryl?

[Scoffs] It came from Paris.

Paris, France?

No, Paris Hilton.

She had an estate sale, and
since I have an event company,
I just bought everything.

You know, staging purposes.

You jumped the gun.
I thought we were supposed
to be doing this together.

I thought we were as well.

Until you two went
to Tijuana without me.

Oh, about that,

we kind of made
some choices and we
picked out a few pieces.

- How could you? This-
- well, how could you?

[Shouting Over Each Other]

[Lisa] Stop! Stop!

Thank you for stoping it, Lisa.

- Yes, thank you.
- I was having flashbacks to my

prison days, and I was about
to Shawshank a Cheryl!

Okay...
[Audience Laughs]

we're sorry, I did
not mean to exclude you.

- Really didn't.
- Well, you did, so...

Well, speaking of excluding...

we have furniture being
delivered soon, so all this

tacky clown furniture
needs to go.

There's something else
tacky and clown-like
that should go as well!

- Oh. Yeah, right there!
- That would be you.

No, it's you. It's you, Cheryl.

[Shouting Over Each Other]

[Instrumental Music]

Speakin' of uneven weave,
guess who I ran into, dawg?

Who?

- Lopside Lester.
- What?

- Old boy used to sell a DVD...
- Yes.

'til everything went
digital, of course.

- That's right, that's right
dawg, how he doin'?
- Yeah man, he doin' good.

- You know, he just got married.
- What?

Yeah, he got married to uh,
oh, what's that girl name,

"Big-leg-little-leg Linda."

- "Big-small-leg Linda?"
- They call her Ilene.
[Laughing]

- Alright.
- She used to date
Crooked-eye Carl.

Poor man, they broke up,

now she with his
best friend, No-Neck Norm.

Mm-mm-mm.

Does the bro code
even exist anymore?

That's what I say.

I don't think the
bro code ever existed.

I think it was created
by insecure men that
wasn't ready to let go.

I, I totally disagree, brother.

Okay? I think you should never
date your friend's ex no
matter how long it's been.

Well, now, hold on Ton' man,
I hear what you're sayin', nut,

what if, what if the, the male
or the female has moved on

and is in another relationship?

No, now hold on, now
I gotta step in, now.

No man or woman
that's in a relationship

should care whether they
ex date somebody else.

Okay, that's enough
talkin' out of you.

[Audience Laughs]

Speakin' of no bro code.

Aw, my man, Donnie
Loco! Hey, dawg.

You gotta get in on this
conversation, first of all.

Now Donnie,

would you be comfortable

with your friend datin' yo ex?

Nah, nah, nah, don't ask him,
this is a closed conversation.

Why would I care? Since
it's my ex from high school?

And I got a whole-ass wife,

and the friend didn't
have that information
when he started datin' her.

Okay, what if this friend's
business was involved?

Huh, Rodney, huh? What you think
about that?

Who should ask Donnie what I
just said?

I'm not repeatin' all that. Plus
he can hear, you can hear him,
right?

Yeah I can hear him perfectly.
As a matter of fact I think that
that friend

should put a quarter in his ass
cause he played himself!

Oh it's like that, that's that's
what we're gonna go with?

- ...You played yourself?
- I mean that's what I'm sayin'.
You played yourself.

- Don't make me take this smock
off.

- Don't make me take this smock
off.
- Well take it off!

- [Donnie and Tony yammering]
- Fellas, fellas...man, what's
goin' on here, man?

You just mad because I'm number
one on her call sheet and you
ain't even on the list.

- Okay.
- [Audience laughter]

Okay, I'm the one that's tryin'
to get my own piece of happiness
outside of bein'

your little sidekick, and that's
a problem for you because you're
the one

with an amazing family, a
beautiful wife,

but me doin' somethin' on my own
is just beef for you.

Man, ain't no problem. Ain't
nobody worried about that little
girl, man. I'm

worried about you datin' a
client and messin' up my
business.

Aaah!

Yuuh.

Aah.

- Heh...huh?
- So...so this ain't a
hypothetical situation?

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

Ooh...

What is this?

Well, on this side is the
epitome of style and class, and
I

- ...know you love it cause we
picked it out together.
- Mm hm.

And on that side is the true
definition of a hot mess.

[Audience laughter]

That's so interesting cause I
didn't realize struggle
furniture was a thing.

You know for your information,
this struggle furniture

Lisa and I picked out together,
m'kay?

And you think that makes it
better? Lisa doesn't have any
taste.

That's why she asked me to help,
okay.

Okay, she needed help.

- I let her have her input.
- [Lisa] Okay.

- Okay?
- [Cheryl sighs]
- Vivian, Cheryl, this is...

not what I
wanted.

It's just too much. I wanted
something simple.

I wanted something small but you
guys have gone beyond and you've

made it about you.

Well with all due respect Lisa,
we were just trying to help.

Oh yeah... yourselves.

Mm. I would love to help that
side of the room into the trash
heap it belongs in

anytime.

Seriously. Yeah, I did want
help. I wanted some advice.

Not for everything to be done
for me. Cut it out.

I thought it would be fun to do
this with you guys but clearly

I mean I was very very wrong.
You've shown me.

Oh no, Lisa. I wouldn't say
that. I mean this is still

a huge step above where your
living room used to be.

- Okay...you know what, I would
rather just...
- [Vivian] Okay.

keep my own furniture as opposed
to being

- ...insulted by the tan and...
- Oh no no no. Don't
don't don't.

the tan-less.

[Vivian] Oh.

[Audience laughter]

I'm sorry, Lisa. I feel like we
did go a little bridezilla on
this redecoration didn't we?

[Audience laughter]

- [Lisa]
- I'm...I'm sorry
too, Lisa.

I mean decorating should
be fun.

- Always. It's gotta be fun.
- [Lisa] Yeah. Yes..
- [Cheryl] It should be! Right?

- And who cares is you have
terrible taste? You know...
- [Vivian] Yeah.

- ...thankfully it may be it'll
be...it's beautiful.
- [Vivian sighs]

- I love it! It's so pretty.
- [Cheryl] It doesn't matter.

- [Lisa] Oh okay, so we're good.
- Yeah, let's just hug it.

- [Lisa] Oh so we're good.
- [Cheryl] Yes, we're good.

- [Lisa] We're good.
- [Vivian] Yeah!

- [Lisa] Good...Yes?
- [Cheryl] Lisa, we're better...
- [Vivian] Yeah.

than good cause I hate
conflict anyway.

- [Cheryl] You know?
- I do too.

But I do like money, Lisa.

So I'm gonna leave my invoice
for you, you know just for the
furniture and

my efforts,

but don't worry. You have plenty
of time to pay it.

- [Lisa] Yeah.
- I'll give you three days.
Ciao!

Wait, we're gettin' paid for
this?

[Music sting]

[Instrumental Music]

Mm, see...now that's what I'm
talkin' about, Scooby. See, now
you loyal.

I bet if Fred and Daphne broke
up, you wouldn't be tryin' to
kick it with Daphne.

[Audience laughter]

[Tony clears throat]

What up, Tone?

Chillin'.

[In unison]
My bad, damn!

Wait, what?

Look, I shouldn't a dated your
ex, man. And I was wrong.

Why didn't you tell me you had a
problem with me datin' her?

I literally said I had a problem
with you datin' her from the
beginning.

Was I here for that?

[Audience laughter]

Look, I went against bro
code and...

I was wrong. I understand if you
want to put me on probation.

[Audience laughter]

It's all good, man. I I'm, I'm
happy with the life and the wife
I chose.

Or should I say, the wife and
the life that chose me.

I feel that.

But look...it's over with me and
baby girl, man.

What? What happened?

She just was tryin' to build a
new husband, you know?

She wanted me to open
car doors,

pay half the rent, just a whole
bunch a wild stuff.

- Plus she had a long toes.
- Ooh.

I hate long toes.

Every toe was a big toe.

Yeah, that's disgusting.

Well, I guess I lost another
client then.

Nah, not at all, man. Look, I
made sure that when she and I
parted ways

that none of that would affect
the business that you had with
her at all.

I appreciate it, man.

Speakin' of appreciatin',
man, um...

mmm can I a borrow a hundred
dollars?

For what?

Well I got a date with
Rodney's ex.

[Audience laughter]
Yeah...

it's nothin' like what you and I
had goin' on,

- ...cause you know Rodney's
like an uncle.
- Mm.

So it's like uncle code as
opposed to bro code.

Ah...
[Audience laughter]

but, but you gon, you gonna let
me borrow it though, right?

You, you goin' to get
the money?

Alright, then, boi!

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