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[Instrumental Music]
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Baby, if you could have any job
in the world, what would it be?
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Oh, that's easy. I'd be first
lady just like Auntie Michelle.
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Okay first of all, Michelle
Obama is not your auntie.
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And I'm talkin' bout a
real job.
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Are you kidding me?
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Auntie been puttin' in work
for all 8 of them years. Okay,
she is
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writin' books, she's touring,
she's got a Getflix deal, she's
a freakin'
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fashion icon.
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Okay, okay. You're right. You're
right. You're right. But since
Auntie Michelle
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is already Michelle Obama, what
would Lisa Stallworth be?
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I don't know, baby. What would
your dream job be?
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Easy. I'd be Jay Z.
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Okay, so you can be Jay Z, but I
can't be
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Michelle Obama? What what part
of the game is this? How does
that make sense?
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I don't know but I'd be Jay Z,
and you be Beyonce.
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You know what? Keep it up.
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I'm a be a single lady while you
livin' a hard knock life.
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[Theme Music]
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* Woke up and my wife said
to me *
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* The bill collectors want
their fees *
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* The kids keep talkin'
back to me *
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* Family Time
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* Family Time. Family Time
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* Family Time. Waa aah woa oah
oah oah yeah *
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[Instrumental Music]
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Dammit Brandy,
where are you?
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We got work
to do.
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[Banging]
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Stupid.
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Hey, Mr. Stallworth.
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Hey, nothin'. Yo do know that
you are over an hour late?
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Please, I've been here. I was
just over
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across the street at
the Moonbucks.
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And you left the office open? We
coulda been robbed blind.
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Brandi!
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Mr. Stallworth, you don't have
to yell at me you know.
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I'm right here, and you
spittin' on me.
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And plus, Melinda says she used
to leave here all the time.
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[Audience laughter]
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That's when you laugh. It was
a joke.
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She used to leave all the time.
[Laughter]
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Yeah, yeah. Keep jokin'. I'm a
hire and fire
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your whole family.
Keep it up.
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Now get off your phone and
get to work!
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Mr. Stallworth, I'm only one
clue away from winnin' the
Funstagram
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Fun Hunt grand prize.
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- The Funsta-what?
- The Funstagram Fun Hunt grand
prize.
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You see look? I got one more
clue to win a
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free meet and greet with the Los
Angeles Lazers,
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and I get playoff tickets.
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Oah!...You a Lazer fan too, huh?
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[Scoffs] No...but I am a fan a
that fine,
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wooh! he fine. Good Lyle Luzma.
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Honey and if I play my cards
right,
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as I will,
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he will be my ticket to the
ballers wives' players club.
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[Audience laughter]
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Now come on now, the only game I
need you focused on is your
A-game!
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I am always on my....
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A-game!
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- Aaay, aaay...game!
- Alright alright. Okay, okay.
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- Yeah.
- Calm down, Tina Turner. Relax,
relax.
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Now pay attention.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Oh okay, okay, okay.
- Focus.
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- Tomas Sajkoski - one of the
biggest developers on the west
coast -
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- Alright.
- has given us priority bidding
on a new huge contract...
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based on the strength that he
worked with my father.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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Yes, ma'am.
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- So in this huge contract, is
there any benefits for...
- Mm hm.
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- ...me?
- Absolutely!
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Yes, I knew you was my guy.
Wha what is it?
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Ha. Well check this out.
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You gotta get the bid in by 2pm.
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That's easy, done!
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Alright. And I will allow you...
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- Right.
- ...to keep your job and you
get a paycheck on Friday.
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[Laughter] Come on. Come on.
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It ain't funny, Mr. Stallworth.
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Okay well I ain't playin',
alright.
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Now stay off that damn phone and
pick up this here file.
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Come on.
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I know how to multi-task.
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You know you are testin' my
gangsta!
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Now let's not forget you are
still in your probationary
period.
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A-game, woman. A-game!
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I'm tryin' to win tickets to a
game.
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[Audience laughter]
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I have the craziest bridezillas.
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They read one bridal magazine
and think they know better
than me
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how their wedding should be.
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I love how passionate you are
about your work.
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I really do. I mean I wish I
had that.
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Oh yeah, there's only one me.
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Until they decide to clone me.
I'm sure they're workin' on it.
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No but seriously, I mean the
kids are about to be gone.
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I'm gonna be sittin' here eatin'
bonbons waitin' for Tony to come
home from work.
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It's time for a career.
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It's time for a new husband.
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Shut up! Rachel.
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I don't even know what I would
do. I haven't worked in so long.
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Ha, what about stripping?
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Been there, done that.
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Yeah you know, Tony would kinda
kill me if I did that,
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but I mean I do have the body
for it.
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No, please. No! No I'm talking
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about steam stripping. You know,
wallpaper removing.
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Okay, not that.
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Um, what about working at Tony's
office?
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You could do what Brandi does.
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Ooh, Brandi don't even want to
do Brandi's job.
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Neither did Melinda. That's why
she gone.
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You know, and Tony is a full
time job at home so...
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that'll work.
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Well...
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why do you need...a job,
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when you could just get a raise
from Tony.
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Um, forget Tony.
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Get a job making these. Yummy!
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- Really? It's just some stuff I
had in the fridge.
- Uh huh.
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You know I used to bartend in
college.
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Okay, well this stuff is better
than the very expensive
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bottle of wine I open every
night.
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And why can I totally see you
dancing Coyote Ugly style on
a bar?
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Oh!
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Come on, it was college.
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- Aaah!
- She did. She did.
- I had to pay for those...
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- ...books somehow. They weren't
gonna pay for themselves.
- Mm hm.
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- Okay, well...
- Don't tell Tony!
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[Audience laughter]
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You need to be a mixologist,
huh?
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That just sound like a fancy-ass
bartender.
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Do these mixologists make any
money?
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That's a good question.
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Ooh there's a course. You know
what, Lisa? I'm signing you up.
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I don't know about all that. I
mean I just make drinks for fun.
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What's more fun than drinking
and making money?
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Drinking for free at your
sister's house.
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Consider this the last call.
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Mm.
[Audience laughter]
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Okay, it needs a name. It's
really good. It needs a name.
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Razzmatazz.
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- Huh, Razzmatazz.
- Razzmatazz.
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She's good.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Audience laughter]
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Brandi, I have been callin' you!
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You didn't hear the phone
ringin'?
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Ah well...yeah,
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but I'm on my break, Mr.
Stallworth.
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Plus, I'm tryin' to make sure
I'm a win.
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- But...
- Listen, listen, I don't give a
damn about that...
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- contest, alright.
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You need to take a break from
your phone.
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Now Sim called me, what'd you
say?
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I didn't say nothin'.
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Look Sarah called, and she told
me that you did not
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send in the bid. What happened?
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Um, I sent in that bid.
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Matter of fact, I will show you
I stay connected.
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I do my job!
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Now look at this right here.
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Wait, where ah...
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a I thought I seen it right
here.
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See, look. It's a it's right
here in my....
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Brandi it is still in your
drafts. You never pressed send!
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[Knocking]
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[Sighs] I'm sorry. My bad, Mr.
Stallworth.
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Up, I thought you sent it.
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- I said, "a my bad, Mr.
Stallworth."
- My bad.
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Brandi, my bad is something you
say when you bite off the ear of
a heavyweight champion.
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- I never done that.
- Okay, my bad
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is also somethin' you say when
your mama's whoopin' you with a
belt
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you accidentally grab it.
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Oh ah pah, whew!
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Okay now my bad is even
something you say when I ask you
to
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bring some of those delicious
Safari-style fries
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from Inside-Out burger but
you think
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nah, I'm not gonna do that
because his wife told me he had
to watch his
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- ...cholesterol.
- I I can't do that I'm sorry
Mr.-- because she said
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Listen, listen, listen, I needed
you on your A-game today.
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Now you not handling your
business
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is messin' with my business.
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[Phone vibrating]
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You know what, I'm sorry but I
have to check this.
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Well, go ahead. Check it.
Check it.
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Really?!
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Yeah!
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- You know what?
- Hm.
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At first I thought you was mad
at me,
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- That's why you my dog.
- What?
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- You remind me of my dad.
- You trippin'.
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Oh yeah. No, yeah.
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Yeah no you you good, baby. You
can take all the
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- ...time you need cause you
know why?
- Thank you so much.
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[Inhales] I gotta let you go.
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Yeah yeah, hashtag, you fired.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Brandi sobbing]
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[Music sting]
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Tell Mr. Banks that he will have
this blueprints by today.
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I said that yesterday?
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Okay, well I mean it today.
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[Knocking]
Hello?
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[Knocking continues]
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Dammit Vivian, why you knockin'
on my door like Mr.Biggs at R.
Kelly's house?
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Hello to you too, Tony.
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Is Lisa home?
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No, she is not.
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She is at her mixology class,
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and as you can see, I am very
busy so thank you for
stopping by.
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Wooh! Lisa is gonna have a fit
when she sees
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what you've done to her living
room.
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Okay first of all, it is our
living room,
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and second of all, Lisa ain't
the boss of me.
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Oh ho Tony, forgive me for
saying it but you look horrible.
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[Audience laughter]
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Vivian have you ever heard the
saying, if you don't have
anything nice to say,
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just shut the hell up!
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Okay, someone woke up on the
wrong side of the bed.
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Since when do you bring work
home?
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You messin' up the Feng Shui in
here.
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Okay, Feng don't live here and
he took Shui with him.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Sighs] I fired my assistant
at work.
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Now I'm swimmin' in blueprints
and filin' and
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a brotha ain't built for this.
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Oh, well you need to get
organized.
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Maurice Condo could help whip
this place right into shape.
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Maurice who?
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He's an organizational guru. He
has a hit show on Getflix.
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Does it look like I have time to
watch some show?
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Well, I could help.
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- You?
- Yeah, sure! I'm good at
organization.
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Unless you've got something
against hiring family?
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[Scoffs] Please. You ain't
family.
239
00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,832
You married to my brother.
That's barely related.
240
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If we had a baby, he'd come out
normal.
241
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,937
[Chuckles] Look I I'm just
kiddin'. I'm just kiddin'.
That's not a bad idea.
242
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,505
Okay, why don't we start
243
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,008
on a temporary basis, okay?
Just...
244
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- ...start with just a little
somethin'. Just this here and
- Alright.
245
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,178
- Okay and then here, get that.
- Yup.
246
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,947
- And then take this too, would
you?
- Yep. Sure.
247
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,149
Ah look I gotta get these
blueprints by the office. You
can get this all cleaned up
248
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,317
before Lisa gets here, right?
249
00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,785
- Ah well I I--
- Great. Here's the keys to the
office.
250
00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,486
Be there bright and early.
251
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,422
Ah but we haven't discussed
salary yet.
252
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,124
[Chuckles] You cray-- salary!
253
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,458
We family. Guh, salary!
254
00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,293
She [Indistinct].
255
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,428
[Audience laughter]
256
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,630
[Instrumental Music]
257
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,464
This is so exciting.
258
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,299
I can't believe Tony's letting
you do this.
259
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,368
Girl, please! Tony is not the
boss of me.
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Okay.
261
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,471
You don't think there's like a
test do you?
262
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[Inhales] Lisa, I didn't bring
any number 2 pencils.
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Not even one.
264
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,577
Bottoms up.
265
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,579
- Thank you.
- Mm hm.
266
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,149
Ooh huh, whew! Mm.
267
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,484
- Mm hm.
- You gonna be okay?
268
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,020
- I think so.
- M'kay. Let's go.
269
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,823
Hello, hi. Cheryl Boudry,
270
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badass and boujee, that's right.
271
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,227
- Ha ha!
- Yeah. Well, she is definitely
that.
272
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,829
- Mm.
- Um...
273
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,297
what, Lamont?
274
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,232
Lisa Calloway!
275
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,333
Wow, what are you
doin' here?
276
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,836
Taking the mixology course. What
are you doing here?
277
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:03,871
I'm teachin' the course.
278
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,572
Oh that's weird. You two know
each other, huh?
279
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,574
Lisa's my ex.
280
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,177
- You did not tell me about
that.
- Yeah.
281
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,246
- That's...wow.
- It was high school. Okay,
relax.
282
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,815
Ah hah, that's great.
283
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,818
So...you're single. Hi.
284
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:21,254
I am divorced. I do not mind
sloppy seconds, okay?
285
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,191
Ain't no fun if the homies can't
have any, right?
286
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,193
[Audience laughter]
287
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,896
Okay everyone. Now let's get to
pourin'.
288
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,532
- Mm.
- This tool right here is called
a jigger.
289
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,368
Not to be confused with a
thingamajig or a
whatchamacalllit.
290
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,070
Or even Jay Z.
291
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:37,938
He is funny.
292
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,373
And without this little rubber
thingy,
293
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,710
your job will be harder than a
drunk tryin' to whisper a
secret.
294
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,878
Oh, rubbery thingy!
[Laughter]
295
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,747
- [Cheryl] You figure that out.
- [Lisa] Yeah, I got
that.
296
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,381
[Lisa] Yep, nice.
297
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,450
- [Lisa and Lamont] Mm hm.
- [Lamont] Enough.
- [Cheryl] Enough?
298
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,552
- [Lamont] Right.
- [Lisa] Okay.
299
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,354
[Loud rattling]
300
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,889
[Ice cubes shaking]
- [Lisa] Oh, here.
- [Lamont] Mm hm.
301
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,091
- [Lisa] Okay, ooh.
- [Lamont] Ah.
302
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,693
I think I might be good
at this.
303
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,229
- Yeah?
- [Lamont] There you go.
304
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,297
Alright. Let's see what
you got?
305
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,799
[Ice rattling] - [Lamont]
Alright, let's...
306
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,634
- [Lisa] Good.
- [Lamont] You got it. You got
it. You got it.
307
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,902
[Lisa] I didn't do too much.
308
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:09,870
Mm, smells good.
309
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,404
Oah.
310
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,974
Mm mm.
311
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,043
- You always had that touch.
- Oh.
- [Cheryl] Ooh, Lisa.
312
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,078
- Pretty brown eyes.
- Thank you. Oh, well...
313
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,913
Heh, thank you.
314
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,614
Mm hm.
315
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,252
[Audience laughter]
316
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,586
Ooh oh oh.
317
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,990
Uah, like a wino's weekend. Mm,
what the hell is that?
318
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,825
That's a good weekend. Ha!
319
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,926
[Audience laughter]
320
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,895
- Oh, ooh.
- Okay!...
321
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,596
[Clapping]
Lisa...
322
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,165
- You know it's what I got.
- ...lovely.
323
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,632
- Thank you.
- Love. Ooh!
- [Lamont] As always.
324
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,601
- Oh oh, you know what?
- Oh my goodness.
325
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,936
[Lamont] Oh oh.
326
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,671
[Cheryl] Maybe two.
- [Lisa] That's perfect.
327
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,339
Okay, Lisa.
328
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,109
[Cheryl] Oh!
329
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,143
Hey!
330
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,444
What?
331
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,780
Mm.
332
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,316
Okay, zzzeh, aw!
333
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,484
[Audience laughter]
334
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,819
[Glass shatters]
335
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,320
Excuse me.
336
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,688
[Instrumental Music]
337
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,090
Lisa...
338
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,457
you were quite impressive.
339
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,759
Aw, thank you.
340
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,294
If you're interested, I would
love if you'd come work as an
341
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,829
apprentice here under me at
the bar.
342
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,830
Ooh.
343
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,332
I just became manager and I'm
short staffed.
344
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,002
Yeah, don't you think that might
be a little weird.
345
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,471
No, that was high school, Lisa.
I'm married with 3 kids now.
346
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:22,342
Wow, look at us all grown and
married with children.
347
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,777
Ah, the growing pains.
348
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,646
Yeah you know, family matters
when you have a full house.
349
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,216
Oah, and I'm just over here
livin' single.
350
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,118
[Lisa and Lamont] Cheers!
351
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:34,087
[Audience laughter]
352
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,892
You know, maybe I'll take you up
on your offer.
353
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,460
- Mm?
- Yeah.
354
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,694
In here.
355
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:46,499
[Instrumental Music]
356
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,501
Ah Vivian, what what the hell is
all this?
357
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,536
Good morning, Tony.
358
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,571
This is the ConMoor Method.
359
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,407
It's all about purging yourself
of anything that doesn't bring
you
360
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,676
extreme bliss.
361
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,678
Have you been smokin' this
extreme bliss?
362
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,814
[Audience laughter]
363
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,150
Ah wait, you did all this since
this morning?
364
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,819
Oh no, of course not, Tony. I
came in last night to get a head
start.
365
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,087
Oh wow, Vivian.
366
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,722
I can't believe you'd come do
all this on your own time.
367
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,324
On my own time?
368
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,394
Oh, no. No no no no no no.
369
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,598
Okay Vivian, if I start fallin'
into a sunken place, you better
get out.
370
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,367
[Audience laughter]
371
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,170
You'll see that time reflected
on my timesheet.
372
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,372
And overtime is still paid at
time and a half, right?
373
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,673
[Phone ringing]
374
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,707
Oh.
375
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,078
Stallworth Construction.
376
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,613
Oh, sure thing. Send your
request by email
377
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,115
and we'll get right on it.
378
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,383
[Receiver hangs up]
379
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,751
- Who was that?
- Oh I have no idea.
380
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,553
[Audience laughter]
381
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,356
You just said we'd get something
right over to them, but you
don't know who
382
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,992
them was?
383
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:48,295
Oh don't worry. We'll know who
them was when they send an
email.
384
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,398
Vivian that approach could mean
that we loose business to
someone else
385
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,066
more accommodating.
386
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,735
Well then we don't want to do
business with those those types
of people now do we?
387
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,139
If those are the type of people
that pay then hell yes, we do!
388
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,574
Tony, you seem tense. Let me
give you a back rub.
389
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,577
Oh hold on now, Beck with the
good hair. I'm married.
390
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,146
[Audience laughter]
391
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,215
Well, me too.
392
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,150
Wait wait, wait a minute.
393
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,619
Where is that gum wrapper that I
had on my keyboard?
394
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,987
In fact, where is my keyboard?
395
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,089
Where is all my stuff?!
396
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,325
All that stuff had to go, Tony.
397
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,961
I remember the ConMoor method.
It's all about
398
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,996
clearing out old clutter.
399
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,932
Yeah well then, you'd be the
next to go.
400
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,466
I'm sorry, Tony. Did you say
something?
401
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,801
Yeah I said that contact on that
wrapper
402
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,104
was very important to me.
403
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,975
Tony, if that contact really
wants to do business with you,
404
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,609
he'll send an email.
405
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,412
If you'd send an email with your
resignation later.
406
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,281
- What was that, Tony?
- Hm? Nothing.
407
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,382
[Music sting]
408
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,416
[Instrumental Music]
409
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,517
Pour me another one.
410
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,852
Are you sure?
411
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,587
I said what I said.
412
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,822
- Brandi?
- Give me another one.
- Yes, ma'am.
413
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,359
Brandi, is that you. It is you.
414
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,061
You okay?
415
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,864
Nooo!
416
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,999
[Audience laughter]
417
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,535
[Sobbing] It's happy hour and
I'm far from happy.
418
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,872
- Mr. Stallworth got fired me
again.
- Aw, aw, I know.
419
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,774
I heard. I heard.
420
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,509
Consider that a blessin'.
421
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,877
- Um, listen...
- Mm hm.
422
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,545
I love my job!
423
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,881
I mean I mean I'm a miss my
desk.
424
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,884
that stapler, and the funny
sound the
425
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,187
copier make when it print out
the papers.
426
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,155
[Sobbing]
427
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,624
Ge ge ge ge geh,
428
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,393
and the filin'.
429
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:31,364
- I love filin'. I'm a filer.
That's what I do. He fired me.
- [Lisa] Oh, goodness.
430
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,133
Lisa, I hate to break up the
party but--
431
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,367
It's you.
432
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,837
Excuse me, don't you see grown
women talkin', little man.
433
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,039
I got a lot of people to serve.
434
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,974
You got this person to serve.
Let me get another round.
435
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,142
You plan to pay for that one?
436
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,510
Just put it on my tab.
437
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,179
- What?
- Rachel, okay. I am so sorry,
Lamont.
438
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,648
My sister's mouth get's slicker
when she drink liquor.
439
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,883
This is Brandi, okay.
440
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,585
She's my husband's new
assistant.
441
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,088
- [Brandi] Hey.
- Well she was, she was his
assistant.
442
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,289
He he, he fired her.
443
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,591
- Really?!
- You did get fired. I'm sorry
about that.
444
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,926
That's not my problem.
445
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,494
Get her a Goober and get back to
work.
446
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,096
- Oh no I was just you know,
tryin' to--
- Just get...
447
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,531
...back to the work that I pay
you for.
448
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,333
I'll pay you thousands to jump
off a cliff.
449
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,700
Rachel.
450
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,937
- I just want you to pay your
tab and hurry the hell up.
- Ugh.
451
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,205
[Audience laughter]
452
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,009
Brandi you know, everybody makes
mistakes, okay?
453
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,411
Like me ever datin' Lamont.
454
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,713
All you gotta do is just, just
talk to Tony.
455
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,615
- Just talk to him.
- You think so?
456
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,618
I don't know cause when he fired
me he was so mad,
457
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,620
girl. He got pink.
458
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,623
- And he was so mad. [Catches
breath]
- Yeah.
459
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,959
Girl, he always look mad. He get
mad when his potatoes
460
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,961
- ...touch is eggs. That's just
his face.
- Yeah.
461
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,796
Yeah, I gotta admit she's right,
462
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,864
you know?
463
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,567
He's a Libra. Just...go get your
job back, girl.
464
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,701
Go get it back~
465
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,570
I'm a go get my job back.
466
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,137
Okay.
467
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,638
That's my job!
468
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,307
Ain't nobody gonna do that like
me.
469
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,809
- That's your job but um...
- [Brandi sighs]...Right.
470
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,145
This hair and this face, we need
to work on that first, okay.
471
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,713
Cause you look a tragic mess.
472
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,716
I mean I heard a workin' day and
night, but you don't got to look
like it.
473
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,750
[Audience laughter]
474
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,619
She don't know I'm still on
probation do she?
475
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,421
Ain't nobody scared a you.
476
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,555
[Audience laughter]
477
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,358
[Instrumental Music]
478
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,995
Tony, why are you sitting in the
dark?
479
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,497
I feel like I'm jinxed.
480
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,899
Which one of your warlock
sisters put a hex on me?
481
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,301
This is about Vivian, huh?
482
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,503
No. It's about Brandi.
483
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,471
I wanna hire her back. Vivian...
484
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,672
she ain't workin' out.
485
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,841
Uh oh, she started in with all
that
486
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,077
Feng Shui and chantin' and what
not, huh?
487
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,214
That woman is nuttier than a bag
of sunflower seeds.
488
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,418
Well I saw Brandi at the bar and
the poor thing looked homeless.
489
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,853
I'm sure she'd gladly take her
job back.
490
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,355
Ah, nah. Ah no way.
491
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,258
That woman almost cost me the
biggest account of my career.
492
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,860
Luckily Mr. Sajkoski hates the
new contractor so
493
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,028
He gave me another shot.
494
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,497
Oh see? No harm no foul.
495
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:48,435
I'm just sayin' Tony, good help
is hard to find nowadays.
496
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,639
Oh speaking of, the bar isn't
gonna work out for me.
497
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,706
Why? What happened?
498
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,774
Tell me what happened, woman.
Spit it out.
499
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,477
- Who I gotta kill?
- It's nothin' Tony, okay.
500
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,713
Lamont is trippin, you know. He
said I gave out too many drinks
501
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,216
and it's just not gonna work
out. And then
502
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,051
ugh it's nothing, just not gonna
work out.
503
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,921
So we gonna act like it ain't
had nothin' to do with the fact
that Lamont is your ex?
504
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,625
Mm hm.
505
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,361
[Audience laughter]
506
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,230
[Instrumental Music]
507
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,465
[Meditative Music playing]
508
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,032
[Loud banging]
509
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,434
Ow!
510
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,036
Mis--Mr. Stallworth!
511
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,839
Mr. Stallworth, are you lookin'
for somethin'?
512
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,075
No. I'm just tryin' to turn off
this noise.
513
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,077
Isn't that noise supposed to be
soothing?
514
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,545
Do I look soothed?
515
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,514
No! You don't.
516
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,249
[Music stops]
517
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,618
Oh, God. Thank you.
518
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,421
Listen ah...we should talk.
519
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,555
Okay, you right.
520
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,224
- [Tony] You go first!
- [Brandi] Let me go first!
521
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,359
Okay, Mr. Stallworth...
522
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,761
I was just wantin' to apologize.
523
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,231
I know it was my fault that we
lost the account and
524
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,266
honestly I don't know how,
525
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,270
but I promise you, I would
do everything in my power to
fix it.
526
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,772
Actually, we didn't loose the
account.
527
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,608
So you fired me for no
reason!?
528
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,776
You cold, Mr. Stallworth.
529
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,878
Oh no no no no no, you
deserved it.
530
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:09,048
Look, this is a business, and
when you come in here, you have
to be on
531
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,051
- your--
- Your A-game. I get it.
532
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,021
But if you just give me another
chance, please.
533
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,656
Okay, listen. Listen.
534
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,627
You really stepped up since
Melinda's been gone, and I
appreciate that.
535
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,794
So I tell ya what,
536
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,931
You help me get this place
lookin' back to normal and
537
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,800
promise to give your Funstagram
a rest,
538
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,469
you can have your job back.
539
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,439
Come here, freakin' here. Thank
you, Mr. Stallworth!
540
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,708
My probation officer said I had
2 days to find another job.
541
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,577
Ooh ah and listen,
542
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,447
jut know if I would've won that
contest,
543
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,315
- ...I woulda took you to the
game.
- [Tony laughs]
544
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,485
That's sweet, but nobody wins
those contests.
545
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,819
[Rummaging]
546
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,721
Oh my goodness.
547
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,290
So um...
548
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,726
What is
goin' on in here?
549
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,329
My sister-in-law. That's what's
going on.
550
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,299
Oh. The a drunk one?
551
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,600
The gay one?
552
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,634
Or the white one?
553
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,835
The white one.
554
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,903
[Audience laughter]
555
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,173
Wait...this is creepy
as hell.
556
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,808
It is. Just get rid
of it.
557
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,177
Alright, cause this look like me
with my wig off.
558
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,012
[Audience laughter]
[Music sting]
559
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,147
[Instrumental Music]
560
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,616
[Lisa humming]
561
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,950
[Lisa laughing]
562
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,952
Close your eyes, honey. I wanna
play a game.
563
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,689
Okay last time we played a game,
9 months later Ebony was born.
564
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,856
[Audience laughter]
565
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,758
Now does this game involve
clothes?
566
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,193
It does for now.
567
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,030
I wanna see if you can guess
which flavor each of these
drinks are,
568
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,932
but you have to close your eyes.
569
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,467
Alright, alright, okay. Ah you
570
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,035
know whiskey gets me frisky.
571
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,137
- And gin makes me sin!
572
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,772
- So go ahead.
- [Tony laughs]
573
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,207
- Taste 'em.
- Alright, alright, well what
574
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:41,841
do I get if...
575
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,142
I win the prize?
576
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,812
[Tony] Oooh!
577
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:50,350
[Audience laughter]
578
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,720
[Clapping]
579
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,689
[Instrumental Music]
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