All language subtitles for Family.Time.S07E08.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H264-WhiteHat_track3_[eng]

[Instrumental Music]

Good morning, sunshine.

Bigfoot.

- Hey, Laurie.
-Oh...oh look the a...

groundhogs are out early this
year.

[Audience laughter]

- Lisa, what is she doing here?
- Yes.

We're goin' to work out.

Oah, I didn't know they made
work out clothes for
Rottweilers. [Barks]

I didn't know they made work
clothes for cavemen.

I bet I do look like a caveman
to a old dinosaur.

Whatever, Jurassic pork belly.

Take it easy.

Where you guys goin'?

Ah we're gonna hike, up at
Bunyon Canyon.

Only you would hike in high
heels. That's why your feet look
like the Rocky Mountains.

[Audience laughter]

I wish somebody would put a
Rocky Mountain in your big
mouth.

Okay, that's enough.
Seriously eh

let's let's stop. You should
actually go with us one day,
Tony.

Yes! Tony, health is wealth.

No matter what, you've gotta
work out.

Cause you gonna end up in the
doctor one day.

Look, I ain't goin' nowhere near
anybody's doctor.

Yeah, Tony's afraid of doctors.

- Oah.
- I'm not afraid of doctors.

I'm just I I don't trust anybody
in white coats:

doctors, dentists, or Klansman.

[Audience laughter]

That is so crazy.

No, I'm serious. Last time I
went to the doctor,

he told me
that joggin' would add years to
my life.

Well what's wrong with that?

He was right. After I did it, I
felt like Morgan Freeman.

[Audience laughter]

[Theme Music]

* Woke up and my wife
said to me *

* The bill collectors want
their fees *

* The kids keep talkin'
back to me *

* Family Time

* Family Time. Family Time

* Family Time. Waa aah woa
oah oah oah yeah *

[Instrumental Music]

Waz up, y'all?

Ah apparently, not knockin' on
the door and waitin' for an
answer.

[Laughter]

This is Miranda.

She and I just started dating.

Hello, everyone.

- Hey.
- Yeah, we're about to go to
lunch,

but I just wanted her to
meet you guys.

Hi, Miranda. I'm Lisa.

- This is our sister, Lori.
- Hi.

[Audience laughter]

- Sorry.
- We would invite you guys to
lunch but you know,

Lori eat
like Tony...

and we ain't tryin' to be there
all day.

- [Lisa laughs]
Plus, we don't really get to
spend

a lot of time together as
it is.

Oh why not? What do you do?

- Well I'm a vet and--
- Oh!...

you got an appointment at the
pet clinic?

The military vet.

And since I came home I've been

looking into some different
things, and trying to keep my
options open.

Really, like what?

Well, I used to run track.

- Yeeh.
- And I'm really really
interested

in finding ways to
give back.

So I was thinking about

maybe training some people in
the wounded warrior program.

Yeah, my baby's athletic.

She can run faster than Lori's
mustache hair grows.

[Audience laughter]

Lisa, can I use your bathroom?

Oh yeah, sure. It's right down
the hall.

It's there.

[Lisa squeals]

Mm hm. I see you lookin' back
there.

I got your back.

- So, whada ya think?
- Well, she's nicer than the

cockeyed one you usually bring
around.

She can kick it.

I really like her.

I don't know cause sometimes she
seems kinda distant and
secretive like

you know, I think she might be
seeing someone else.

Oh, no! Not already.

Girl, you musta let her see you
without your makeup on.

I know you are not talkin',
Tar-agic P. Henson.

Look a here. You done found
yourself a G.I.

No! And I know a no when I see a
no cause

I've been cheated on many time
before.

Hello!

Don't listen to her, okay. Stop
jumpin' to conclusions.

Maybe she's just takin' her time
gettin' to know you.

- [Lori screams]
- [Rachel] I hope so.

- I hope so.
- Hey Rachel, you ready to go?
We're running a little late.

Ma'am.

[Audience laughter]

- Alright you two. I'll see you
later.
- Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you too, Miranda.

Look at her! Look at her.

Hey.

[Instrumental Music]

- Oh, hey Mr. Stallworth.
- Yeah yeah yeah.

[Audience laughter]

What is wrong witchu?

I got a headache in my mouth.

I don't know why you just won't
go to the dentist.

Because I don't do dentists.

I guess I ain't mad at that. You
know my cousin went to the
dentist one time,

and walked outa there with 3
teeth.

[Audience laughter]

One in his mouth and two in his
pocket.

- Really?
- Yeah. And then he sneezed and
bit a hole in his chest.

Oah no.

See that's exactly why I don't
go.

Have me walkin' around lookin'
like Iron Man.

Okay so, what do you want to do
today?

Let's go over the notes for the
presentation comin' up.

Okay, Mr. Stallworth.

- You know if we land this deal
for this new strip mall,
- Mm hm.

could be a very big bonus in it
for the company.

Do I get a piece of this, Mr.
Stallworth?

Please. I'm still tryin' to
piece together how you work for
me.

- Let me see.
- Me...honestly, I'm not gonna
lie.

I don't know how you do this.

- Do what?
- Ah this, I mean public
speakin'.

Speakin'....to anybody really.

I get real nervous. I get the
shakes.

I just never could get over that
fear.

Well you know what? You should
just do what I do.

What is that a you picture a
room full of naked people?

- I knew you was nasty, Mr.
Stallworth.
- No no no. Hell, hell no.

No, this is what I do.

- I just make sure that I'm
thoroughly prepared.
- Okay.

I take a couple of deep breaths
so that I'm relaxed.

And then I just focus on a
friendly face or

just imagine it's a room full of
my friends.

[Audience laughter]

You mean to tell me you think
about a whole bunch of Donnie's

in the room?

Do you know that that is dumb
times 10?

That is so stupid.

Ah.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Here you go, Mr. Stallworth.

Mm mm. Thank you.

Alrighty.

Yeah. Mm. Mm. Oh!

- What? What?
- What is in this salad?

Tomatoes, chicken, eggs.

And a bunch a other
tooth-breakin' stuff.

- What do you mean?
- What are these, granite
croutons?

Oh, I remember. There's almonds
in here.

- I thought I ordered the Cobb
salad.
- You did but remember...

they was all out so I had to
order you the Chinese chicken
salad.

Okay okay, a this is just too
much for me.

I'm I'm gonna home. Relax. You a
just just lock up.

This is good. Wait.

Oh, Mr. Stallworth.

Hm?

- If you do go to the dentist,
remember to be nice to him,
- Mm hm.

because the dentist got feelins
too.

[Music sting]

[Instrumental Music]

[Audience laughter]

[Moaning]

Tony, you alright?

[Sighs] Lisa, I am in so much
pain. I think I broke my tooth.

Yeah hah ha!

Do you want me to set you up a
dentist appointment?

I ain't goin' to no damn
dentist, Lisa.

You and Brandi keep sayin' that.

Look I have an assistant, and I
have a wife. I don't need
another mama.

Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
grab you an ice

pack and I'm also gonna let that
go because I know you're in
pain.

You gonna have to figure that
out on your own.

[Tony moans]

[Audience laughter]

You know,

if you really want that pain to
go away...

all you've gotta do is bite down
on the grenade and pull the pin

Pkhew!

Perfectly solved.

I would ask Lisa to kick you in
the mouth, but I don't want it
to improve your looks.

Whateva, Michelin Man.

- Shut up, Barracuda mouth.
- Why the Barracuda mouth?
- Tony!

- You do. Ratchet as hell.
- I got a wider mouth, but it
ain't a Barracuda's.

- Stop it.
- He told me to come over here.

- [Lisa] Cut it out.
- Nah, they ain't nobody want
you over here.

Let me look up some natural
remedies. See what they're
talkin' about.

Oh, try gargling with some warm
salt water.

- Hmm.
- Aspirin.

You know what? I'm a call my
mama cause she knows some real
good home remedy.

- I'm a write these down.
- Hm.

Okay, all you need is some
Indian gooseberry,

nutmeg, and a licorice stick.

Bubble bubble, for your trouble.

You sound like a magic potion.

Look, I am tryin' to cure a
toothache not catch a man, you
old witch.

I'm just tryin' to help you out.

Alright alright. You right.

I'm just in so much pain and I'm
um I'm irritable.

Okay I'm gonna go home and make
up a little something to help
you with you pain,

and I'll give it to Lisa.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Lisa, let's go.

Ah, so here is a list

of remedies. Are you gonna be
okay, Tony?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm goin' to dinner with Lori. I
can bring you some dinner back.

Alright alright alright alright.
I'm good. I'm good. Go on. Go
on. I'm grown, girl.

- Okay, you grown.
- Go on.

Grown-ass man.

Do what grown men do.

[Audience laughter]

Mama! My tooth.

[Instrumental Music]

[Shoes clacking]

[Audience laughter]

- Girl, you will never guess
what?
- What?

Okay, the bartender's fine. Yes.
I know. You told me.

Wait, I didn't see him.

[Laughter] You crazy.

But that's not what I'm talkin'
about. I think I saw um

that girl Miranda. Rachel's new
girlfriend.

All hugged up in the bathroom
with some chick.

- Really?
- Really.

Oah. Oah.

Maybe maybe maybe it was an
innocent hug.

A innocent hug in a bathroom
stall?

Honey I know a cheater when I
see a cheater.

Honey, I been cheated on more
than USC admissions.

[Laughter] Yeah, you right. I
don't know.

I I think you're overreacting
though. I really do.

You know what? I'm goin' in
there.

And I'm a give her a piece of my
mind.

No no no. Lori, you are gonna
cause a scene. Don't do that.

What? Please! I'm just gonna go
in there, slap her around,

pull her hair, maybe curse her
out. It's not like I'm gonna set
her shoes on fire.

Okay, you know what we gonna do?
We gonna tell Rachel

and we're gonna let her handle
it.

I don't know.

Rachel might set her shoes on
fire.

[Instrumental Music]

Hey, Mr. Stallworth.

[Moaning]

Good morning. Good morning.

Ow ow ow ow!

I don't know why you just won't
go to the dentist instead of
sittin' there in all that pain?

All that ow-owin', you sound
like a old-ass James Brown
record.

[Audience laughter]

Yeah well firin' you would be my
big payback.

And I told you I don't do
dentists.

I just need to concentrate on
this presentation comin' up.

- Okay.
- You know, the one that you're
supposed to be helpin' me with?

Okay, I said I got you.

So come on. What do you need
help with?

Just bring me the questions and
read 'em off.

Okay, cool.

Alrighty. Alright, let's see.

Here we go.

How can Stallworth Construction
improve the quality of the
environment?

I'm glad you asked.

- We would start...
- Mm hm.

by managing and designing the
open spaces around us

in cities, countrysides and
towns.

And um...we also recycle.

Okay. I see you Mr. Stallworth!

You ain't playin' no game.

Okay, next question. Now this
question is straight from the
paper.

When exactly do you plan to
increase your

employee's paid vacations?

[Audience laughter]

The same day I go to the
dentist, never!

- Next question. Next question.
Come on.
- Fine. Okay.

What assurances does Stallworth
Construction

offer it's clients?

Well we can ensure that the A/C
power

- ...and heating are ow! Aah.
- Mm hm.

Ow? Um that's not that's not in
the script.

No, my tooth is hurting. It's
alright. Let's just press on.
Come on.

I don't know about this, Mr.
Stallworth.

Do you wanna give the
presentation?

Okay, oh no. No no no no.

See I don't deal with nothin'
that got the name public in it.

I don't do public
transportation.

I don't do public displays of
affection.

And I definitely don't do public
restrooms.

Okay, whatever! Whatever, baby.
Would you just read the next
question please?

Okay, okay. What sets Stallworth
Construction apart from other
builders?

- Hm. Um well here at Stallworth
Construction, we ensure...
- Mm hm.

that project designs work in
tandem

through proper analysis.

- Give me some!
- You like that?

That's my boss! That's my boss.

- That's what I'm talkin' about.
You got this.
- You got that right.

Yeah.

- Wait.
- Huh?

- Except you, you got a little
piece of slob right there.
- Huh. Oh, right.

Yeah, I've got it. You know
what? Here I

I think that's enough for today.
We're good.

Okay just a make sure you're
here tomorrow

- Okay.
- ...at noon. Please don't be
late.

Alright, the thank you.

- Say it, don't spray it. Thank
you.
- Alright.

[Music sting]

[Instrumental Music]

I don't know, Lori. Maybe we
just shouldn't say anything.

Nonsense!

Lisa, Rachel is our baby sister.

It is our civic duty to chop the
head off a every

little snake-eyes cheater out
there!

I'm talkin' to you, La Fonz!

Yeah, you know I am. Can't
rattle

without your head can ya?

I've got you!

- Didn't think I could do it did
ya? Didn't think I could...
- Oh, okay.

- rip the head off, did you?
- Okay,

- Didn't think I would
- Lori Lori Lori.

- chop that head off.
- Lori, come back!

Lori come back!

- Alright. I'm good. I'm good.
- Are we good?

Okay, alright.

- We need you here. You alright?
- [Sighs] I'm sorry.

I think I'm still sufferin' from
that a PTMD.

You mean PTSD?

No.

Post Traumatic Men Disorder.

- I need a therapist.
- You need Jesus!

Okay but that's neither here nor
there.

What are we gonna do about
Rachel?

How are we gonna tell her that
we saw Miranda cheating?

Simple. There's only one way to
do it.

We just gotta be blunt and
honest.

[Knocking]
Oh well, okay. Here goes
nothin'.

Aah.

Mm mm mm mm.

[Door opens]

- Hey.
- Hey y'all, what's up?

Oh a nothin'. Just sittin' here
listentin' to Lori's

crazy psycho love stories.

[Audience laughter]

Girl, I know all about those.

cause Lori's got worse luck with
men than Westbrook in the
finals.

[Audience laughter]

Any hoo...we was talkin' bout
you.

Right, Lisa?

- We were, yes. Okay so Rachel,
you're our sister.
- Uh huh.

We love you we want to look out
for you

- and so--
- And that's why I wanted to
thank you...

so much for showin' me
how...

stupid I was actin'.

Wait, what are you talkin'
about?

I shoulda never assumed Miranda
was cheatin' on me I mean we
literally like

just started dating so it was
unfair for me to bring my

old insecurities into a new
situation.

Yeah but Rachel um

And that's why Miranda's on her
way over here right now

so we can talk about it cause I
feel a lot better with my
sisters

by my side supporting me.

Me and Lisa saw Miranda hugged
up at the bar with some hoochie.

What!?

Lori!

What? I told you to be blunt.
Just tell it like it is.

I'm' about to best the stars and
stripes off her ass.

Oh, come on Rachel, calm down.

Seriously. We don't know if she
was really cheating.

Come on, Lisa.

We saw old girl put her hand on
old girl's shoulder and

everybody knows that is the
universal sign of we go
together.

No it's not. Stop. Stop
instigating.

Okay and Rachel, you know, do
what you said. Just be open and
honest with Miranda.

[Knocking]

- [Lori] Ooh ooh.
- [Lisa] Ooh, she's here.

Alright, let's see. See what she
has to say for herself.

Hey, everyone.

Hey, Rachel.

Miranda, look.

Look, wait. Let me go first.

I've been going through a lot of
ups and downs and

having some doubt.

Oh heeh-heeh-heh heh, hell, no!

You are not about to break up
with my baby sister!

Not when we just saw you all
hugged up at the bar with some
tramp.

Now tell us who she was.

You ain't gotta lie, Miranda.
You ain't gotta lie!

Oh, wow.

That's actually why I'm here
dressed like this.

That woman...

was my mentor and former
sergeant.

She gave me the encouragement to
reenlist in the army.

Okay, a we're just gonna give
you two a moment.

You believe that?

- She coulda got that outfit
from the Salvation Army.
- Lori...

mind your business.

[Audience laughter]

Why didn't you just tell me that
you were thinkin' about
reenlisting?

Well...my job in the military is
very

classified,

and I can't really talk about
it.

Wow.

Okay, I understand that.

I still wanted to come by and
see you one last time before I
deployed.

I'm leaving at 2300 hours.

I wish...

I wish I had more time to get to
know you better.

I really like you.

And we may be...

pick up things from where we
left off when I get back?

Well, I'm a cutie with a bootie
so I can't really promise that.

[Audience laughter]

But, my phone number will be the
same when you get back.

Roger that.

[Instrumental Music]

Hey, babe. Your tooth feelin'
any better?

No, not at all.

About as good as Kanye givin' a
speech at a Black Lives Matter
rally.

[Audience laughter]

Well Lori brought this all
natural tooth pain reliever for
you.

Mm, that's cool. Tell Elvira I
said thanks.

Oh enough, Tony.

Now only take a teaspoon. She
says this stuff is strong,
causes drowsiness.

- Alright, alright.
- Alright.

Thank you, baby.

Welcome.

Take one teaspoon every 8 hours.
Alright.

Huh, it's not bad.

Okay, that's not workin' fast
enough.

Let's see.

You know what? I should probably
take more. I'm bigger than Lori.

[Audience laughter]

Ah, there we go.

I'm feelin' better already.

Alright.

So let's see here.

[Audience laughter]

Alright.

That's where I'm at.

[Yawning] Ah, no.

[Audience laughter]

[Instrumental Music]

Um, good morning everyone and

thank you all for coming. Um,

you can help yourself to some
refreshments and coffee over
there.

And um Mr. Stallworth will be
here shortly.

You two can go over there.

[Audience laughter]

Hey a, please answer the phone,
Mr. Stallworth.

Just...

[Phone vibrating]

Oh his mustache tickles.

Alright um...

Ma'am, eh it's 12:30 and we have
another meeting to get to so if

Mr. Stallworth is a no-show,
we're just gonna be on our way.

No no no no, just wait.

Okay. Mr. Stallworth has
instructed me to run point on
this

presentation.

Um...just let me get my files.

Yeah.

Um...

[Audience laughter]

[Inner monologue] Okay now, what
did Mr. Stallworth say?

Ah ooh, just picture
everyone naked.

[Audience laughter]

That might not be bad. The one
in the middle look like he got
the money.

And a 401K.

No no no no no no. Think,
Brandi. Think!

Ooh, I've got it!

Few.

Look...

here at Stallworth Construction,

our main focus is improving the
quality of the environment.

[Audience laughter]

Oh hoa!

Oh no. Ooh.

And basically, that's just the
way it is.

Wow, wow. Brandi, that was
great.

We will definitely be in touch
with you and Mr. Stallworth next
week

about moving forward.

Thank you so much. It has been
an honor.

- Thank you.
- Thank you!

See you guys soon.

Beautiful. She's so beautiful.

Thank you, guys.

Yes!

Ooh I knew you had my back.

Wha hoo!

[Instrumental Music]

Whooa...thank you, Jesus!

- What?
- Hew!

Where is everybody? I gotta give
my presentation.

Calm down. Calm down.

I already gave it.

Wait...you did?

Oh yes I did.

And not only that. The investors
loved it.

They even said they would be in
touch

about moving forward with the
project.

[Chuckling] Girl, I am proud a
you.

- Me too.
- And look at you, facin' your
fears and what not.

- Look at me!
- Alright.

It turns out you were a good
hire after all.

[Audience laughter]

Thank you, Mr. Stallworth. I
mean...anything for the company,
really.

And speakin' of..

If this deal goes through, the
company may have a few extra

vacation hours in it for ya.

- For real?
- For real.

- You serious? Aaaah!
- I'm serious.

- Ah itah hitah huh huh huh!
- Okay.

Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright.
Alright. Alright.

This ain't ratchet TV after
dark. Calm down. Calm down.

- Okay I just was a little
happy.
- I get it. I get it. I get...

look but in all seriousness,
since we facin' our fears around
here,

I think I'm ready to make that
dentist appointment.

Mm mm mm mm.

Thank you, Jesus. Thank you. You
know what?

- Hm?
- I am so glad you're doin' that
because...

your breath was startin' to
smell like day-old cabbage

[Audience laughter]

that's probably your weave
smellin' like wet floor rugs.

[Instrumental Music]