All language subtitles for Family.Time.S07E01.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H264-WhiteHat_track3_[eng]

Tone, there you are man.

Hey look,

Lisa said dinner be ready
in 15 minutes, okay?
And just so there's no mistake,

I called dibs on a
big piece of chicken.

Thought you should know.

Donnie, if you even
touch my chicken,

I'ma give you a two
piece special with a
broken leg and thigh.

[Laughter]

Fair enough, at least
I have my drumstick.

Oh! Are these all the
colleges that Ebony got into?

[Sighs]

It's stuff like this that uh...

makes me happy that all
the hard work I put into
her was worth it, man.

Man, gimme these!

Look, I'm actually thinking
about going back to school,
these pamphlets are for me.

Oh, I get it.

You tryin' to get in on
those building contracts
out on campus, huh?

See, that's why you're the
smart one swingin' us two there.

Probably got that 14 IQ.

Donnie, have your parents
ever asked you to run away?

[Laughter]

Listen I never got the chance to
embrace the college experience.

You're never too old
to learn something
new, so I figured hey,

college is the perfect
place to do it.

Okay, uh, let's take a look at
the life of a college student.

Are you really ready to
resort to a diet of noodles
and struggle puffs?

What are struggle puffs?

That's when you pour
water in your cereal cuz
you can't afford milk.

[Laughter]

That's the life of a college
freshman man, are you sure
that's what you want?

Well, no.

Oh! Plus, anything you
want to know nowadays,
you can just look up.

Man, Google U is the
best college out there.

[Donnie Chuckles]
Plus it's got an
acceptance rate of 100%.

I had to drop out though, cuz

My internet got cut off.

* Woke up and my wife said to me

* The bill collectors
want their fees

* The kids keep
talking back to me

* Family time

* Family Time,
Family Time, Family Time

I just got a new security system
installed in my house,

I have never felt.

Yeah but, aren't
those expensive?

No, this one was really cheap.

Basically it's just a
recording of a couple arguing,

that way it always
sounds like there's
someone bickering at home.

- That, that'll scare
anyone away.
- Right?

Oh, Cheryl, don't you
miss being in a couple?

Hmm.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Minus the lying
and the cheating, and

random girls calling
me and saying like,

"that's my husband," you know,
the random backstabbing.
[Laughter]

- Yeah. Don't miss that.
- Yeah.

What's up, y'all?

Lisa, you got any of that bitter
ass coffee you usually make?

Uh, you mean the free
coffee that matches your
bitter ass attitude?

Whatever, Lisa.

What you two talkin' about?

Uh, Cheryl's fake
ass security system.

Excuse me, it works very well.

No, we're really just
enjoying the peace and quiet.

Tony's not here,

Oh, did he finally go out for
ice cream and is never
coming back? Hallelujah!

No, he went to work
to pay for Devin's tuition.

Ah, that makes sense.
When's Devin leaving?

What you talkin' about?
Devin's already at school.

Are you sure? 'Cuz I could
have swore I saw him right
by my hair salon this morning.

Not my baby. My Devin is at

school, 3000 miles away.

That's a trip.

'Cause this kid had the
same style and everything.

Hmm, well Devin just
texted me from a study group.

So? My boss thinks
I'm at home sick.
[Laughter]

Listen, all the kids these
days dress the same,
have the same haircuts.

Yeah.

Yeah, alright. I guess,
I guess Devin is at school.

Yeah. You know they
say everyone has a twin.

People tell me I look like that
little sexy flight attendant
from "Soul Plane" all the time.

Hmm. I don't see that.

[Instrumental Music]

Yo.

Hey, Tone!

I have somebody that I
would love for you to meet.

This is my new lady, Tasha.

Tasha, this is my good friend
and business partner Tony.

Uh, Tony, I don't want
to talk about the paperwork
for that billion dollar

development deal, okay?

- We'll talk about that later.
- Right.

It's very nice to meet you,
Tony.

- I've heard nothing but
great things about you.
- Oh.

And I must say, it's always
good to support a
black owned business.

Well I agree. It is nice
to meet you as well.

Would you happen to have
a restroom I could use?

It was a long drive.

Sure, it's right down the hall.

There you go.

- Grab it.
- Put the purse down.

- Thank, thank you, thank you.
- Mm-hmm. Yup.

- Lift with your back.
- Bend your knees.

[Chuckling]

[Audience Laughs]

- Hey, what you think man?
- Bro!

Boy, how did you pull that?

Oh, by her hair.
[Audience Laughs]

You don't want to tell me,
that's fine, that's fine.

Really man, by her hair.

See it got caught
in a bicycle chain,

I pulled it out, and we been
rollin' together ever since.

Well I'm very happy for you
brother, congratulations.

Appreciate that.

She's the CEO of a
Fortune 500 company, man.

- What?
- I think she might be the one.

- She's a CEO?
- Yeah.

Brother, you better go in that
bathroom right now and propose.

She might be the one for real.

Yeah but it's uh,
it's just one thing.

She used to be a man.

It's fine, it's fine,
we can overlook that.

She is the CEO!

Na-nah, man, nothing like that.

I been gettin' a lot of
threatenin' messages
to leave her alone.

Hate to tell you this bro,
but that, that's a
crazy ex right there.

- You think so?
- Oh yeah, for sure.

What'd the letter say?

"Stay away from
Tasha or that's yo ass!"

It's a whole bunch
of emojis after that.

But I've never even seen it.

Definitely. Crazy ex.

You know what? It probably
is some young thundercat
she used to deal with.

They only talk in emojis.

Hey, Donnie.

Ready to go?

Is it safe?

[Laughing] Of course!

I'm driving, we're
not riding bikes.

And where are you
lovebirds off to?

Ah, we're going to
see this new play

it's called "Who
Brought the Neck Bones?"

It's a love story about
an interracial couples'

first black Thanksgiving.

- Tyler Perry?
- Of course.

[Instrumental Music]

Uh, did you take
my coconut water?

Uh, nope.

Well, I know I put it in here
earlier, and Ebony hasn't
been home, so...

Yeah.

What you tryin' to say?

I want my coconut water.

Well then you need to go on
down to the store and get
it. I think it's on aisle 3.

[Stammers]
[Laughter]

You took my coconut water, Tony.

That's how you
know it's on aisle 3.

Baby, I'm from the other
side of the tracks, okay?

We drink 40's and dark liquor,
you know what I'm talkin'
about? Knock it off.

Yeah, well...

Look, the only people that
like that is you and Devin.

Oh, speaking of Devin, um,
have you spoken to him?

Mm, nope. Why?

I know it sounds a little crazy,
but Rachel said she saw somebody
that looked just like him.

Please, people say that
all the time about
me and Idris Elba.

[Audience Laughs]

It happened once.
It was dark, and,
whatever! What's your point?

Yeah, um,

yeah, I, I actually saw
somebody that looked
like him too, so it's

a little weird.

Okay, y'all need to
swear off whatever it
was y'all drinking.

Wait, you know what?

I did see him.

Really Tony? Where?

By the door when we said
goodbye to the boy 8 months
ago and sent him off to college!

So you, you a smart ass. Okay.

Let's see you hold out
for 8 months, huh?

Hold out? It ain't
nothin' but a word, girl.

8 months, I... 8 months?

Hey, criminals don't
get that long, Lisa.

Can I at least get probation?
[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]
[Singing to Self]

Good morning Mr.
Stallworth, how you doin'?

- I'm well, how are you?
- I am doing wonderful.

Wait a minute, who are you,
and where the hell is Melinda?

Dang, you just came in here.
You sure is throwin' a lot of
questions at a sister.

Okay, let's just start
with one question.

Where's Melinda?

Okay well, Melinda's
going to be gone for
a very, very long time.

See, she got flown out
by one of them uh, sheiks
going to Dubai, so uh,

I guarantee she going to be wife
number 7. It's fine, it's fine.

Wait, Dubai? She
didn't even say goodbye.

Why are you here?

I'm Melinda's cousin, Brandy.

Nice to meet you.

I'm also her replacement.

Yeah, see, I interviewed
a couple other girls for
the position this morning

and I figured I'm
best for the job.

Okay, first of all sweetheart,
that's not how it works.

Now how you going to
be my assistant, but you don't
know anything about me?

Mr. Stallworth...

Don't you ever underestimate a
black woman and her knowing.

I know everything
about you, okay?

I know that you like coffee with
two sugars and one cream.

I know that you a Libra
with Scorpio tendencies.

You might want to work on that.

Your mother's name is
Beverly, oh, and your wife...

I sent her flowers this morning.
Just because.

- You welcome.
- Wow.

You've been here 5minutes and

you've already done more
than Melinda did in four years.

5 minutes?

Mr. Stallworth, I have
been here since 6 am!

Come on baby, somebody got to
wake the roofers up around here.

Okay well, how do I know
that you're not a criminal?

I never said I
wasn't a criminal.

Everybody gotta pay.

Okay, well you know, I could
use the help around here.

- Do I get a job?
- You're hired.

Oh, yes!

Uh, but only on a

probationary basis, I'm
sure you're used to that.
[Laughter]

Okay. Well, well, well, well...

Thank you, Mr. Stallworth, I'm
not going to let you down.

And by the way,
I thought your son

was away at school.

He is.

See, that's funny,
because I follow him on
Funstagram, and I could have

swore I seen that boy down
at the Carlton's Junior.

What is it with everybody
swearing they've seen this boy

when he's on the other
side of the country?

Okay, did you get a
good look at his face?

[Grunting]

You know what? Let me
put your mind at ease.

- Yeah, do it,
- Call him right now.

Call him right now,
I wanna hear.

[Audience Laughs]

[Devin] Oh, what's up Dad?

Just on my way to class.

Ah, good. I'm just checking
to make sure you where
you're supposed to be.

- Carry on.
- Mm-hmm.

[Audience Laughs]

Tone, things are getting worse
man. I found this in my car.

It coulda shattered
my whole window.

You think that's
from Tasha's ex?

Or did you just throw the brick
in the window, trying to get
some insurance money?

You look like the type.
[Laughter]

What in the Tardy B,
who the hell are you?

First off, I am Brandy.

And you must be Donnie.

- She heard about your boy.

Yeah, Melinda told
me all about you,

said you was real
thirsty!
[Laughter]

For the record, Melinda just
couldn't quench my thirst.

And by the way man, I know
it's from her ex. Peep this.

"Dear Donnie the Deadman,
[Audience Laughs]

I see you've ignored my
advice on leaving Tasha alone,

leaving me no other choice
but the punch your nose out
the back of your cranium.

I'm not playing with you Donnie.

I'm going to fold your
ass like a CVS receipt."

Ooh, that's crazy.

Last time somebody folded me up,

I had to go see a chiropractor.

Well I think you got bigger
problems than that, Donnie.

This is definitely an
angry ex move right here.
I know all too well.

I mean, have you
spoke to Tasha about

the whole threatening ex thing?

Uh, I actually been holding off.

I thought it was from like,
one of her competitors

that was trying to
knock her off her game.

Tell you right now
Donnie, that ain't it.

I think it's time you have
that conversation with Tasha.

[Donnie Chuckles]

[Instrumental Music]

Whoo! I can't
remember the last time

we were able to
just enjoy our jacuzzi.

You know, without any-

[Cheryl] Yoo hoo!
- Aww...

Stallworths, oh, I'm sorry
for the interruption,
but we need to talk

What's up, Cheryl?

These past few nights
I have seen a man

sneaking around our block.

He moves like a big raccoon.

I'm sorry, this is serious.

I think we need to start
the neighborhood watch again.

Okay um. we haven't
noticed anything missing,

but if you feel like it's
necessary, we're on board.

We are?

Oh, good.

I'm so glad to hear
that because Tony,

I think that you need to
take the first few night shifts.

Oh no, no, no, I'm not getting
involved in that again, no. No.

But Tony, how else are we
going to keep this neighborhood
safe from burglars?

We need you.

Okay so, you know what?
If you, if you do decide

to go through with the
neighborhood watch, we
are more than willing to help.

No, we are not! Babe,
I'm not doing that.

Not a chance.

8 months, Tony.

Aw, damnit woman,
you ain't playin' fair.

Thank you, Lisa.

I will see you later, Lisa.

Alright, let's get
up in this thang.

Heat them cakes up, you
know what I'm talkin' about?

Shake them cakes, baby!

[Instrumental Music]

- Is everything alright?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

you've kinda been
acting weird all night.

Yes, everything's
good, you know.

Alright look,
everything's not okay.

Alright? I've been getting
a lot of threats
from one of your ex's.

One of my ex's? Who?

I don't know, ain't
like he left his name,
or something like that.

He just said if I didn't stop
seeing you, he would decapitate
me with one punch.

And based on his
detailed description,

I don't think this
is his first rodeo.

I haven't even posted
you online or anything,

so I don't know how
any of my ex's would've
found out about us.

I don't know how, but he does.

What did he sound like
when you talked to him?

Oh, I didn't talk to
him on the phone.

Hell nah, no, so,

he's been leaving a lot of

threatening letters in my mail.

Talkin' 'bout if I don't
stop seeing you, then
he's gon' hurt me, and

look, he just
got real bold lately.

Okay? He got so aggressive,

he threw a brick
through my car window
with this letter attached.

Let me see that.

Any idea who it's from?
[Tasha Laughs]

[Both Laughing]

You want to let me
in on the punchline

that doesn't involve my
head being taken off?

This is not good.

It's Elijah.

Aw, the honorable Elijah?

Bean pies and bowties?

No, worse.

I'm too young to die, but you
know, if it come down to it,
I'll ride or die for mine.

I'll just have to face
him man-to-man.

Donnie... Elijah is
my 11 year old son.

[Chuckles] I could whup his ass.

I mean uh, how do you
know that it's from him?

I can tell by the
emojis he used.

He always puts them
at the front of what he's
writing and at the end.

Text messages, Funstagram file,

it's kind of like his trademark.

But your son is 11.

These letters come from
somebody that is a
valedictorian turned assassin.

Shoot, all that money
I pay for private school, his
vocabulary better be incredible.

No matter what he's doing.

I can respect that.

Look, he's a good kid.

He just doesn't
know you like that

and feels threatened because
you're seeing his mother.

Maybe you two
should do some bonding.

I think that would really help.

And maybe...

you and I can do
some bonding, too.

Hey, you know, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I would
love that, you know.

Don, Donnie love the kids.

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Lisa I'm telling you, I know

I saw Devin. I know my nephew.

Okay, you might want
to slow down on
those glasses of wine.

- Seriously.
- Whatever.
- Um...

Lisa, I mean didn't you say
you also saw him when you
went to the store the other day?

I said I thought I saw him.

And Cheryl saw
him yesterday, too.

Huh? So it' snot just me.

[Sighs] I did, Lisa, I did.

When I was getting my
son's haircut, I look up-

Aren't your kids in boarding
school or something?

Um, Simon, my son.

[Laughter]

My cocker spaniel,
I got him from the shelter.

See, that's that
white people thing.

- Hey, Cheryl.
- Hi.

Huh. I see you
found that raccoon.

[Rachel Chuckles] Shut up,
Sponge Bob SquarePants.

Hey, you know what?
I'm getting tired of you.

Okay? You're like a
fang toothed sea urchin.

You know what?
I'm sick of you, too.

- What you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
- I want to fight you!

[All Shouting]

Sit it, sit it down,
sit it down. Seriously!

Rachael and Cheryl think they
saw Devin somewhere around town.

What is with y'all?

The boy is off at school.
I know you miss him,
okay, but he's gone.

[Knocking]

[Tony] What's going
on around here?

Oh, hey Mr. Stallweezy,
how's it goin'?

It's going good.

Just wondering why you
just walking in my house
and Devin ain't here.

Oh, well I just talked to him
last night and I asked him if
I could borrow a couple things

so I'm here to pick 'em up.

Uh, things? What things?

Oh hey, Mrs. Stallweezy!
You look beautiful today.

Okay, okay, 'kay now, don't get
your ass whupped boy, relax.

Calm down, alright, and
tell us what you want.

Answer the question.

[Audience Laughs]

- What was the question again?
- What do you want?

Oh, oh! You know, just
the basics, man. Uh,

couple shirts, uh, some socks.

Maybe some clean drawers?

Ah-ha! Mm-mm.

He ain't got no clean drawers.

You're caught! Spit it out,
spill the beans.
What's going on?

- Yeah Ross, you can tell us.
- Yeah, go on.

See, Devin-
[Glass Shatters]

The hell was that?

- You go first.
- No, no, no! Send Rachel first.

She's expendable.

Devin? Wha?

Hey everybody, how y'all doing?

Ha! I told you I saw him.

Talkin' 'bout I need to slow
down on the wine. Well me and
my wine is doin' just fine!

In fact, I'm going back to it
right now. Come on, Cheryl.

Oh. Right, okay,
well Devin, it was-

[Rachel] Come on, Cheryl.
- Yup!

Boy, what are you doing here?

Hey, Dad! You look so good.

Have you been losing weight?

You got to keep it up,
they gonna start
calling you "Bony Tony".

- Answer the damn question.
- Okay.

So, I got put on
this thing called

academic probation.

It's not that bad.

It's like a F+, but
really I see it as a D-.

Okay, sounds like either way
you are failing your classes.

Well, I was having
a little trouble,

so my counselor suggested
that I take a year off.

- A year off?
- That's a lot of time
for a little trouble.

Ah yeah, but uh,

it's better than being
kicked out of school.

Okay, you sneaking around
the house sounds like you
did get kicked out of school.

No, no dad, it's not like that.

I went to school, I got caught
up partying, and I kind of
slipped up in my classes.

Turns out this thing
happens to a lot of freshmen.

I'm not paying a lot
of freshmen's tuition.

Well my counselor
suggested that I take some

classes at a JC.

Oh my goodness, we are really
disappointed in you, Devin.

I know, Mom.

But I already enrolled in
Junior College classes,

And I'll really
make it up to you.

You're damn right you will.

And let's be clear,

you better do what you got
to do to get back in at school
I'm paying so much money for.

I got you, dad.

And now, find
something to clean this up.

[Tony Scoffs]

I know the
circumstances aren't good,

but I did really miss you guys.

Did you miss this belt?

[Instrumental Music]

Yeah, and I'm like,
"why shouldn't she
play The Little Mermaid?"

[All Laugh]

Hey, Elijah, I love
your shirt, man.

Where'd you get it?

I got it from my
mom's old boyfriend.

He's the head designer
at some big company.

I actually liked him.

Elijah.

What? He asked.

Hey, it's all good, Tasha.

Well you know what
man, he's doing his
thing with those shirts.

[Donnie Chuckling]

I'm glad you two had a chance
to bond over this good food.

I'm going to run
to the ladies room,

you two play nice.

Make sure you wash your hands.

- So, Elijah-
- Donnie...

I just want to say

I'm sorry.

You are?

Yeah.

I was being a little
mean with the letters about
you and my mom.

And my window.

I'll need that brick back.

Guess I have to charge
that one to the game.

Look Donnie, I'm just trying
to protect my mom.

But, I see how happy
you make her, so...
you're all right with me.

Never thought I need a blessing
from a kid, but uh, thanks man.

No problem

You know, I was
against it at first, but

it's gonna be kinda
cool having two dads.

Uh, I'm, could you...

-run that by me again, two dads?
What do you, what do you mean?
- Oh yeah.

My real dad, he's
getting out of jail soon.

And he'll be around,
so, two dads.

Jail, huh? That's...
[Audience Laughs]

That's interesting.

Um, hey, Elijah, would
you happen to know
why your dad is in jail?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Our mailman, he was
hitting on my mom.

so my dad had to give him a...

special delivery.

[Audience Laughs]
[Donnie Clears HIs Throat]

Man, I am so

sleepy. I got to get
up out of here, man.

You're leaving? But...

we haven't had dessert yet.

Uh, look, um...

if your dad doesn't make parole,

tell your mom to call me. Hmm?
You take care of yourself man.

[Audience Laughs]
You, too.

Uh, can I get the bill?

Pass that to
that brother, please.

Three hundred dollars?

I got five on it.

[Audience Laughs]

Elijah, again?

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

See? That's why I like her.

I know, but she's crazy, though.

Craziness is what fuels
a great reality star!

You know what you,
you know, I coulda
really been a reality star.

Good morning, Brandy.

Oh, good morning,
Mr. Stallworth.

Hey Devin. Wha-what?
Devin, what are you doin' here?

Oh nothing, just some
hood rat things with my friends.

Yes!

By the way, your new temp
is way better than Melinda.

Temp? I told, it permanent
boo-boo, I just told you
I ain't goin' nowhere.

And see Mr. Stallworth, I told
you that was Devin when
I see him the other day.

He been here the whole time.

Yeah, yeah, you were
right, alright. Yeah,
I, I get it, I get it.

But uh...

You ain't fittin' to just sit
here for an hour for free.

So uh, huh...

File these papers.

I'll get my money from
last semester somehow.

Gon' kick my feet up
for the day then. Yeah.

[Instrumental Music]